#c.t.r.

[phantom-forces-pkmn]

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Swag nation?

Still feel bad about what happened… doesn’t mean I regret it though! She had a REALLY interesting reaction, meheheh…. I wonder what it’s like in Team Rocket… is it fun? Maybe I should ask.

[alexialcove]

i dont think i ‘own’ anything other than my team and the clothes on my back, and it’d be a bad look to the boss if i just gave either of those out, even if it is to one of my higher ups.

Honestly imagine how cool it would be if you all gave me everything you own.

[webs-of-truth]

Have you ever experimented with deforestation?

Please let me know at your earliest convenience

NO! DEFORESTATION IS CRUEL AND BAD AND I HATE IT! >:(

[ctr-in-person]

*the front door cracks open slightly as Trix sneaks into the building. It walks nearly silently across the old ass floorboards, except for the occasional creak. He seems to be holding something under his shirt.*

A fairly short brown haired woman almost completely covered in black and red could be seen pushing a small cart filled with stolen goods across the floor. Along side them a Magneton helped them pull it across.

Behind the pair a chandelure stood watch to prevent any pokèmon from interfering.

Party rock anthem a song by American music duo LMFAO, featuring British singer Lauren Bennett and American music producer GoonRock. It was released as the first single from their second album Sorry for Party Rocking in 2011, could be faintly heard.

[ask-cream-the-rabbit]

Dear Cream, do you know your father or have you heard your mother talk about your father?

Oh, well I don't know my father personally. I've never even seen a photo of him, actually! Mother describes him as actually being a presence in my life, even if I don't know who he is. Mother also describes him as being incredibly smart, talented, rich, and wearing glasses almost all the time. That's all Mother is willing to tell me though. I wonder who he is...

[rashzangoose]

Sending this in the hopes it blocks out the other guy

💀💀 bruh. now my evil turn pokemon into people beams are going to bounce around the room until it hits something!!! what have you done!?!!!

[unit-antares]

Antares whens your birthday?

Date unknown. Lacked any documentation when found by Team Rocket. Momi sometimes has vague data about our past, when shown this query she drew a symbol - rally point scheduled for winter. Her communication = meant for other Elgyem, so interperetation is needed. Hypothesis: A month during winter, most likely.

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Boots have been "shipped". Hmu when they arrive.

Why the scare quotes around shipped? Team Rocket too cool to use the regular postal service? Y'all got evil mailmen or smth?

Because if so your evil mailman absolutely came through ✌️ The boots are sick. Will go great with me team phobia-style ranger jacket. Out here repping all the evil teams in style 🤘

[clara-teamrocket]

I hope this is how you guys see me.

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

[thephoblographer]

The Making of The Most Intelligent Photograph Ever

The history of the world has many instances where certain moments became a turning point for not just our collective future but also photography. For instance, the first X-ray image by Wilhelm Röntgen was a pivotal moment for both image-making and humankind. Similarly, at the end of the 19th century and the beginning of the 20th, a spectacular group photograph was captured, likely one that will…

[phantom-forces-pkmn]

Photo of me and @clara-teamrocket that we took a few days ago :3

[clara-teamrocket]

Is it vegan to eat grass types.

Lets discuss

[ask-cream-the-rabbit]

I never thought that Miss Amy would have good advice on how to accept apologizes, let alone that I'd see it on here.

Cash Apologies Only 🎀

[webs-of-truth]

Anonymous opinion. Give me your wallet ?

No, Clara.

[ctr-in-person]

From behind a hedge, you hear several attack calls.

The trainers' voices run together, but someone definitely said, "Thunder Wave!"

-(@goldenrodgal)

"Huh?"

She turned around visibly confused but quickly returning a small falinks to their pokèball.

[ask-cream-the-rabbit]

Dear Cream, has Amy shown you how to use Tarot cards?

Yes! In fact, she predicted that my bread would mold in the day after I made it... I still don't understand how it molded that fast.