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drew all official pikachus drawn by Ken Sugimori, for a pokemon-themed tshirt contest

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shoplifting with a pikachu, and then robbing atms with a magnemite.

I'm boreddd, tell me a crime you'd commit and what pokemon you'd use to assist you and I'd rate how hard it would be for me to stop you.

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i dont think i ‘own’ anything other than my team and the clothes on my back, and it’d be a bad look to the boss if i just gave either of those out, even if it is to one of my higher ups.

Honestly imagine how cool it would be if you all gave me everything you own.

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you think i can pretend to be a new recruit and put your code in or do you think they'd catch on

I get paid extra when you join team rocket using my referral code btw. Just so yall know since im only allowed this blog because it ups the recruitment numbers.

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of all things to get on your case about, it's the piracy? that's where the jennys draw the line? lmao. out of spite im gonna pirate some things now.

Just got sent a cease and desist for piracy. Unironically what will that achieve "damn piracy is illegal? Guess i gotta stop" no im still watching your movies mate.

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could always pull it up. i hear those things attract pests.

How do I care for this? I have no idea who planted it here.

[Image ID: A gracidea flower planted in his garden thanks to @works-of-magic ]

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the only thing that would confuse me is how the hell you got out if all the doors are locked.

...and if you stayed, you have to pay half of rent.

Locking your doors tonight while you sleep to confuse you in the morning.

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mine aren't huge fans of guests. the best behaved out of them would probably be shade, but it's usually because he's trying to steal your wallet.

shock might bite you if you get too close, reverb is pretty shy and tends to hide, zap likes to erase phone data for fun, and there's a reason i keep zagerus in his pokeball.

Are people in a mood to do a reblog game? I kinda just wanna read through things right now...

How do your Pokémon treat guests? Are they super friendly or protective of you and your house?

Mine are generally good with guests, though they can get into mischief. If they like someone and don't want them to leave they have a tendency to steal something of theirs to keep them there longer

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named her zap. she's already helped me with some of my work, too.

guess who just got a magnemite

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they hate to see a girlboss winning, and all that.

Why are police like that. Always investigating me and shit. Literally get a job weirdo.

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guess who just got a magnemite

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charizard is the neurotypical's choice of the kanto region.

@clara-teamrocket and @humming-pokemon-helpers have posed an interesting question: is Charizard boring? The question is based on the assertion that the qualities of dragon types are that they "are boring and have wings." The conflict comes from the fact that @humming-pokemon-helpers thinks Charizard is boring, has wings, and is not a dragon type. Supporting evidence is that his pokemon fell asleep upon being shown a picture of Chaeizard. [Species redacted to avoid contamination of results.] Clara counters with the supporting evidence that Charizard cannot possibly be boring as her pokemon was excited upon being shown a picture of Charizard.

So I ask you Pokéblr...

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yo lmk if you need someone to cover for you that sounds funny as hell. good luck either way

The feminine urge to go out at night unannounced and alone to slowly assemble the largest navy known to man.

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don't some people even feed them to magikarp or something?

My Pokémon keeps misplacing his everstone - not maliciously mind you, he just has a forgetful nature - so I'm worried one day he'll come back too large for both apartment and budget. How should I proceed?

most trainers attach everstones to their pokémon by a collar or a bracelet or a jacket of some kind. ive seen numels with tagged ears wearing everstone earrings

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you should download the app it'll be funny I promise.

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 i looked up how 2 do a screen picture just 4 this. >:c get out of my rotomblr

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pikafoods!

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I, personally, have started to teach them to count cards.

you should teach six year olds poker. please it would be so funny

Should? Bud i already have.