#c.t.r(derogatory)

[webs-of-truth]

Have you ever experimented with deforestation?

Please let me know at your earliest convenience

NO! DEFORESTATION IS CRUEL AND BAD AND I HATE IT! >:(

[webs-of-truth]

We do play little tunes. They go like this

FUCK OFF BITCHASSES

Team rocket isn't that bad when you think about it. You should actually support us and like us, play us little tunes on your harmonica whenever you see us.

[webs-of-truth]

Anonymous opinion. Give me your wallet ?

No, Clara.

[webs-of-truth]

Hey its c.t.r and i need some help here. Do you know anything about zoroark or ditto? Preferably how to lure/befriend one but any info helps.

What are your plans with the Pokémon, Clara?

[webs-of-truth]

Other than make you an advisor for varying serve crimes what did i do to you?

Idk I just have a vendetta against Team Rocket /hj

[webs-of-truth]

Hitmonchan for the ask game

Hitmonchan is cool, and really powerful. I've heard that they're difficult to find in the wild and train, though... definitely interesting Pokémon.

[webs-of-truth]

Color Change because your uniform needs one.

hey. little game idea. assign a pokémon ability to whoever you reblog this from. hoping to create a chain.

[webs-of-truth]

Wtf I'm not helping someone else steal Pokémon!

@webs-of-truth :

Tell me honestly and then we'll decide.

They both have perks. If i found a way to remotely guide one I'd be able to steal pokemon while never getting caught. After they steal each pokemon they could hypothetically just change appearance and do it again. If you gave me some info on it I'm sure i could offer you something worth your time.

[clara-teamrocket]

Thank you for the tune.

Team rocket isn't that bad when you think about it. You should actually support us and like us, play us little tunes on your harmonica whenever you see us.

[webs-of-truth]

Fuck off bitchass

Team rocket isn't that bad when you think about it. You should actually support us and like us, play us little tunes on your harmonica whenever you see us.