#c'mon it would be funny

[suzetonic]

If Batman does appear in MAWS, I want Bruce to play up the billionaire playboy bullshit to an annoying level. Just so the reveal is funnier.

Like, we're introduced to Batman doing his World's Greatest Detective stuff in Metropolis for some reason or other. Superman meets him and he's unsure about Batman's affiliation. He worries that Batman could be working with the General. He doesn't trust him.

Then Clark goes to some charity event hosted by Wayne Enterprises as a journalist, where we're introduced to Bruce Wayne. Clark just thinks he's a careless rich airhead and doesn't like him at all. He's annoying, he seems full of himself, he seems more concerned with the appetizers and hot ladies than the charity itself.

Then some villains attack the event and of course Bruce runs away, only for Batman to appear and fight off the attackers. Stuff happens, maybe Batman saves Lois or Jimmy or some other civilians, Clark gets confirmation that Batman is a good person. So Clark gets curious about the identity of this new superhero. He uses his x-ray vision and gets the shock of his fucking life when the calm, collected, stoic Batman turns out to be airhead billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne.

Clark has a hard time taking Batman seriously after that.

[lu-does-things]

How funny would it be if one of the Phantom of the Opera cast members decided to stay... under the stage... and torment every other production ever performed there...?

[eerna]

me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then

[cherubytes]

ultrakill is the only fandom where i've actually enjoyed the fact that people will literally ship anyone with anyone

[scootersscooter]

The concept of Mrs. O'Leary would be like 100 times funnier if the mist didn't turn turn her into a tiny little poodle and instead made her the equivalent of Clifford the Big Red Dog. Like can you imagine. The mist wouldn't be working overtime. Hell it maybe doesn't even have to do anything. Can you imagine sitting in class taking a test when suddenly fucking Clifford bursts into the room or around the school. Like they live in New York and are rationalizing every monster imaginable but like... the explanation is right there. Obviously Percy Jackson just happens to own a dog that he loved sosososososo much that she grew to be enormous through his love. Especially because Percy is always the loser outcast kid. Like imagine your trying to shit talk and make fun of Percy Jackson and you're suddenly interrupted mid-insult by "—Oh! The kid with the dog! Do you think he'd let me pet her if I asked?" Like imagine how hilarious that would be. People who've seen her obviously know she's real but everyone else is just like no that's obviously photoshopped what are you even talking about. People online eventually connect the dots that the same child who was at the center of a nationwide manhunt and accused of blowing up the Gateway Arch all at age 12 is apparently irl Emily Elizabeth and his dog is Clifford?!?!?!?

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own

[silverlyst]

Musing about an au where polites's ghost possesses antinous and changes the story in the funniest way possible

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

find it funny when they make any of the none English speaker characters of tekken a dialog in fics cuz canonically everyone seems to just understand each other in their own languages somehow

so like imagen being jin's s/o and being the only one that doesn't know wtf is anyone saying while everyone knows what you say (as explained previously)

like Jin's or any of the characters talking to u and ur just like: HUH??????????

u reacting like this cuz u told them so many time U CAN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT (like that running joke in avatar where the crew forgets that toph's blind XDD)

are translators even a thing there???? people can come and go to other contries with no language barriers while ur literally struggling ijwdjsklkahadoef xddddddddd

feel like jin would try to learn bit of ur language just to be able to talk to u properly, he either takes a long while or learns quick there's no wrong answer here

[wikitpowers]

As an official Kit enthusiast what do you think his favourite school subject is?

IS THAT MY TITLE NOW? BC IM IN LOVE AHAHAHA! THAT’S THE COOLEST!

official kit enthusiast by order of the queen🎖️

↳ that was silly i apologise (but not really,,, i'm funny as hell what can i say)

ANYWAYS KIT'S FAVOURITE SUBJECT HMM i gotta say he seems like he would be into the more artsy subjects like music and art like he would slay it for sure and he definitely has a lovely singing voice!

OH! but i also really wanna say he would absolutely crush history and english lit purely bc he has the best supportive parents ever (jessa rules) and they help him w/ his homework + kit actually enjoys learning about it a lot and i get the feeling he probably gets the best grades in his class lmao

[laugtherhyena]

This is how possesed Giovanna would look if Daisuke wasn't a coward

[dangerous-advantage]

(Image description below 'read more' line.)

[Image ID: A four-by-four alignment chart on a white background with text descriptions to the left and to the top of the squares.

The top left description reads, "seems like they'd be good at parenting." The top right description reads, "seems like they'd be bad at parenting."

Then, from the top down, to the left of the squares, the other set of descriptions reads: "excellent child rearing instincts," and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Each of the four squares contains an image of a different character. At the top left is an image of Lan Wangji of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the descriptors "seems like they'd be good at parenting," and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the top right square sits an image of Wei Wuxian, also of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the junction of "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the bottom left square is an image of Xie Lian from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the square with the captions, "seems like they'd be good at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Finally, in the bottom left square, sits an image of Hua Cheng from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the junction between "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life". /End ID]

[jils-things]

i wanna do the "im not calling you a good boy bit" BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO TO DRAW!!!!

[gumshoes-pal]

heard there was discourse on whether this man is actually german or if he's living a lie. made this to explain my thoughts on the matter

[capn-twitchery]

didn't we last see the sacristan at the bottom of the zee

missed opportunity for it to start throwing the bombs back at us twice as fucking hard, killing us instantly

[riverrunscold]

Death Note. L. Autism. you agree

[spinji]

Manifesting Tomura, Izuku, and/or Yoichi getting the cover time for volume 41. You do not understand how desperately I want AFO to never get a front or back cover image.