#c: clint barton

[murder-popsicle]

🔥? Nat of course but also anyone else you think would be funny! Maybe Stevie or Morita?

@bokketo || send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not || accepting

"Of course I find Natasha attractive. She's my girlfriend. She's the deadliest woman in the world, even more deadly than me -- and that's sayin' somethin'. Have you seen her in action? She's exquisite. I'll never get tired of watchin' her at work, or of holdin' her in my arms at night. She's the love of my life."

"Aw, c'mon, you can't ask me that. Stevie's a catch for sure, and he's gonna make some lucky girl real happy someday, but I can't look at him like that. It'd be like sizin' up my brother for a date, and that's just not right."

"Jim's a steady guy. Solid. Reliable. I trust him with my life. I guess he's a good lookin' fella, but who's got time for that sorta thing out here? 'Sides, I got my fiancé. 'M not gonna go makin' eyes at another man when my Jack's waitin' for me. When this war finally ends, when we're both back home in Brooklyn, I'm gonna marry that man."

"Barton ain't my type anyway, but his immaturity makes him even less attractive than he would've been otherwise. If he'd just grow the fuck up, I might reconsider, but I don't think he's gonna."

[stitchingverses]

Five years older. Those who lived were five years older. How can you even begin to imagine how much has changed in that time? Bruce didn't want to think about Betty or anyone like that...he knew they'd probably have forgotten him and regarded him as a stranger.

He nodded at Clint.

"I'm always here, its just me and my thoughts mostly. Though my cousin is around now. Her name is Jennifer."

Barton couldn't decide how to respond to Banner's initial statement. He wouldn't offer the man fake reassurance; the nightmares weren't likely to just stop. For Clint, even therapy only helped to cope to a certain degree. He wouldn't pry into Banner's personal preferences for that sort of thing, and only vaguely wondered if Bruce could even take anxiety medication or if Hulk made that useless. Interesting question, but one that he wouldn't ever ask. Tony would have asked, he thought suddenly. Maybe losing Stark meant more to Banner than Clint initially realized, now that he thought about how open and offhand Tony had always been with him.

Ultimately, Barton decided to just agree with the sentiment, "Yeah, it's shit, but we keep going, you know?" That's all they could do, sometimes.

Clint considered the question, not certain how open he wanted to be about his family life. Not because he didn't trust Bruce, of course, but because he didn't really want to drudge issues up this late. Still, of topics, family remained a pretty light and happy part of his life, "They're back, if that's what you mean. I'm five years older than Laura now, but she doesn't really seem to mind." His smile faded a little as he decided to be honest tonight too, "The kids say I'm different, though. Makes sense. For them, those five years just didn't happen. They blinked, and their father changed."

He sat back, looking forward to the coffee he noticed might come his way soon, "...do you stay here yourself?" Suddenly, Clint felt a bit guilty for never reaching out, "You know you're always welcome at the homestead, right?"

[howtheavengerswould]

how would the avengers react when avenger! reader is able to lift thor’s hammer?

requests open!

how the avengers would react...

𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙍'𝙎 𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙍? (IM TRYING TO INSERT PICTURES BUT IT WONT WORK)

Thor was most likely the most confused. What started with training ended in deafened silence as you had simply caught his hammer from midair. He would try to call the hammer back, but it simply stayed in your grip, your own shocked eyes meeting his. He would laugh, clapping his hands together and staring pointedly at your grip on the hammer, before striding up to you and plucking it from your hands. His ego was definitely bruised, not that he'd let anyone know.

Steve always knew you had the capacity to do it, you simply never tried. It was something he was curious of--who exactly would be deemed as worthy, but he had a guess, that if anyone was, it'd be you. You were definitely the nicest of the group, and he wasn't very shocked when you had lifted it from the table at one of Tony's parties. He noticed, however, how you'd stared at your hands like you'd just made a miracle, and patted you on the back, letting you know that it wasn't that surprising, and that you were indeed worthy of holding the legendary hammer.

Tony had been there when Steve had seen you lift the hammer, and his first instinct was to play a prank on the rest of the team. He'd drunkenly invite you over to his side of the couch, brazenly whispering in your ear his idea: "You should put the hammer on top of..." he'd cut himself off with laughter, but would finish his sentence, nearly doubled over, "their stuff." It would take a hot second for you to figure out quite what he meant, but when you realised, it was enough to send the two of you into a fit of giggles.

Natasha was the first victim of you and Tony's antics. The spy always woke up earlier than anyone else for training, and walking into the training room the next morning, she'd find her catsuit stuck under the hammer. Of course, no one was awake to hear the frustrated pleas of the Black Widow--other than you and Tony, of course, hiding away in his workshop, and watching from a camera. Natasha, ever the attentive woman, would spot the new camera, and march herself down into Tony's workshop... and kindly 'ask' for you to move it. She half expected Thor to be with Tony, but when she'd seen you, she managed to put two and two together. She was proud of you, of course... after the frustration and mild silent treatment ended.

Clint was next, and shortly following Natasha, he would find his bow trapped under the hilt of Mjolnir. He nearly had a fit, stomping with mild annoyance towards an innocent Thor's room, who had been so preoccupied with his findings of 'video games' that he hadn't even noticed his hammer's dissapearance. Thor, now the victim of Clint's morning annoyance, would try to eagerly rope the archer into playing with him. The pair would only be found later that night, passed out over chips and a few broken controllers. (...when Clint did find out who exactly had trapped his bow, he would laugh outwardly, and then whisper a good-natured warning in your ear, "Don't do it again, or I'm putting you in one of those holding cells until the next person finds you.")

Bruce was, of course, the unfortunate last member of Tony's incredible prank ideas. He would find the door to his lab jammed shut by Mjolnir, but of course, the culprit hadn't exactly left the scene of the crime. You'd been setting it up when he had stumbled upon you, five minutes earlier to his usual arrival time, and simply stared in shock at the sight of you holding the hammer. "So... have you been able to do that the whole time, or is that new?" You'd laugh it off together, and the hammer would definitely be used as a party trick in the future.

[squids-comics]

So, we can all agree Hawkeye is the greatest scientific mind in the Marvel Universe, right? Not only did he create an arrow that completely ignores the laws of physics and flips everything we know about science on it's head, it only took him a few weeks to do. Even other heroes with shocking discoveries can't hold a candle to him. You could argue Ant Man and his Pym particles had an even greater possibility of breaking science, but those took years to find. Hawkeye took weeks, without any training or higher education.

(also I think this one test is the only time he uses these arrows in the first 50 issues of the Avengers. Glad he's putting them to good use...)

From: Avengers #18

[the-sprog]

I need to make a Sanders Sides as superheroes drawing

But not like... Roman if he were a superhero. I mean which DC/Marvel hero would they be "variants" of.

I need opinions. Send me options. I'll make polls after I get a few.

Expect Remus. He's Deadpool. That one's easy.

[stitchingverses]

"In my defense, your children and the people around us were ready to commit acts of terrorism." Bruce tried to make up a lie on the spot and ended up saying the most outrageous shit that wasn't far from the truth.

@stitchnbanner

"I can't believe you gave away my location. You were supposed to cover for me."

Not that there were many places to steal off to on a cruise ship, but Clint had thought he would have at least another forty minutes. He loved his children, he really did, but he could and did spend ample amounts of time with them without sitting through the mind-numbing onboard entertainment every single night.

[eva-knits12]

Valentine's Day With Steve

Trigger warning: labor, emergency c-section, childbirth, Steve Rogers, fluff in the end

Summary: It's Valentine's Day, and you and Steve welcome James into the world.

The nursery is set up. The crib is built, the changing table is built. The dresser is full of onesies, booties, and various other baby clothes. You're napping in bed, while Steve is giving you a foot rub.

You feel a sharp pain. At first, you think it's Braxton Hicks, so Steve fetches you a glass of water. You drink the water.

"Thanks, Steve," you say, and drink the water.

"Shh, doll. James will be here soon," says Steve.

"Steve, can you help me up? Our son is sitting on my bladder again," you say.

It seems that just when you would get comfortable again as best as you can, James would sit on your bladder. Steve helps you up, and helps you to the bathroom, because you need to pee for the 200th time this morning.

Steve looks at the sketchbook. Today's sketch was with you, naked, and you have a bright red heart and nice, white heart with lace trim on your belly. The little chalkboard that had that day's stats were in the drawing, and each stat is of the chalkboard that is drawn up close. It's dated February 14th.

A little while later, you feel another pain, this one sharper and more painful than the last.

"STEVE!", you scream.

Steve comes rushing and sees you doubled over.

"Oh, Doll," coos Steve.

"I'll call the doctor," says Steve

"AHHHHHHHH, the baby's coming Steve!", you scream.

Steve is calling the doctor, and you feel dizzy and lightheaded. You faint, and Steve immediately calls 911. Something is definitely wrong!

Steve is on the phone with the operator, and is trying to bring you back around. The ambulance arrives, and the paramedics are busy taking your vitals and setting you up on a fetal monitor. The fetal monitor indicates that the baby's heartbeat is going down rapidly, which is affecting you. You're also bleeding uncontrollably, which is another reason why you passed out. The paramedics are trying to control your bleeding, and they realize that you now have a placental abruption.

Steve is sitting in the ambulance, worried sick. The paramedics are busy working on you, and are keeping in touch with the hospital. The hospital immediately sets up an OR, and your ob/gyn is there, wanting to keep an eye on the baby.

When the paramedics arrive at the hospital, you've finally come around. You still have an oxygen mask on, and you're still bleeding. The doctor and nurses rush you to the OR, and get ready for an emergency c-section. It was the only way that James could be delivered safely. Steve is in there, and his nerves are frazzled. He's trying to keep it together for you, but he is worried sick.

The doctor immediately puts you on IV drip with anesthetic coming in your spine locally. They don't put you to sleep during a c-section, and you're still breathing through the oxygen mask. You came to when you arrived at the hospital.

"Shh, James will be here soon, doll. Just hang on," says Steve, who has grabbed your hand, and kisses your hand.

You nod with the oxygen mask on. The IV drip is providing the anesthetic, and the doctor has now cut you open. James is immediately removed, and it was discovered that the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck. He was losing oxygen rapidly, which was caused you to faint. The cord being wrapped around James' neck was what caused the placental abruption, so it was basically the lack of oxygen that James was getting that was causing the placental abruption.

James Joseph Rogers is born on February 14 at 1:15 p.m. via an emergency c-section.

The ob/gyn, and the nurses are now trying to bring James around. The doctor had managed to get the cord unwrapped, but it took a while for James to start breathing. When you and Steve hear James cry, you both breathe a sigh of relief.

An incubator in the NICU is ready, and James is placed in the incubator. The incubator will not only keep James alive, it will help him start to breathe regularly, have a regular heartbeat and it will help him recover. The doctors give you and James and excellent prognosis. James may not have to be in the incubator for long, and you have an excellent chance at recovery, since Steve had enough sense to call an ambulance the second you fainted. James is set up on a machine that is keeping an eye on his vitals.

You just wanted to hold James after he was born. You're devasted, and Steve is sitting next to James in the incubator. He's stroking James' head, and telling him that he's amazingly strong, just like his mama. You sleep after a while. A few hours later, the nurse takes you to the NICU so that you can feed James. The nurse asked if you planned on breastfeeding, bottle feeding, or pumping. You were going to breast feed James for the first year of his life.

"James, this is not how we wanted you to start life. Originally, your mom and I were planning on home birthing you," says Steve.

The home birthing part is true. You had no intention of wanting to give birth in a hospital. You were low risk, everything was normal, and you had the doctor, a nurse, and a midwife at the ready. You had everything ready for the home birth. In fact, you felt it would be more natural to have a home birth. Steve felt the same way. Steve would be behind you, saying soothing things, while you were in labor. You would eventually be naked, giving birth to James. You would be squatting and pushing James out. You felt that a home birth would be the one of the most beautiful and natural things that you and Steve would experience as a couple. Valentine's day would be even more meaningful since James would be born, and it would be the best Valentine's day ever!

James had other ideas. He was born via an emergency c-section.

The nurse helps you pull down your gown, and you release your breast. The nurse carefully removes James from the incubator, and hands you James. You hold your breast to James and he takes it.

James and you are bonding in the most beautiful and natural way possible. Steve is smiling at the wholesome site. Steve is sitting in the corner, drawing a picture of breast feeding James.

You finish feeding James, and Steve gives you a loving kiss to your forehead.

"Get some sleep, doll," says Steve. You were tired. You looked tired. The nurse takes you back to your hospital room, and Steve is right next to you. You both fall asleep in the hospital bed, exhaustion taking over the both of you.

"Good morning, doll," says Steve. Steve and you wake up in the hospital.

"Good morning, Steve," you say.

The next morning, you see a hospital crib in your room. You think you're seeing things, and you call the nurse. It takes you a while to realize that it's your baby, and that James must be doing a lot better.

"James made a full recovery," explains the nurse.

"He's breathing normally, he has a normal heart rate, he's a strong, healthy baby boy," says the nurse.

"How did he recover so quickly?" you ask.

Dr. Banner walks in, and says his congratulations. He explains that Steve's altered DNA and Steve's serum made James be stronger than most. He explained that it was the altered DNA that helped speed up James' recovery. Bruce even packed a hospital bag for you that contained all the basic needs. His girlfriend helped him. What happened was so fast that Steve didn't have any time to pack, let alone think. He was concerned with you.

It turned out the reason why Bruce was here was that he was dating one of the nurses. He heard about what happened, and that she had to be in the OR. Being a nurse had it's advantages, and Bruce was the only person that she could think of to call. Luckily, Bruce told Tony and everyone. Bruce was a gossip, and he was the one that blurted out that you were pregnant well after you had hyperemesis gravidarum. You and Steve wanted to announce it when you both had the cookout at the house you both bought.

'Thanks, Bruce," you say, tiredness in your voice. Steve hugs Bruce.

Later on, the rest of the Avengers arrive to see you and James. Tony says that James should have been named after him.

"Tony! This is our baby," you say.

"We chose to name him after Bucky and after my father," says Steve.

"Anthony Rogers has a MUCH better ring to it," says Tony.

"I wanted to name our son after Steve's best friend and his father," you say.

Bucky and Natasha come in and congratulate you and Steve. Bucky found another teddy for James that looks like Bucky that's dressed as the Winter Soldier.

Thor sees James, and comments to Steve that James was already a figher.

"Thanks, Thor," says Steve.

Clint comments how much James is like Steve, even down to Steve's features. You thank Clint.

A few days later, you and Steve are ready to take James home. Bucky arrives in the car you and Steve picked out. The car seat was already loaded in, your hospital bag was already packed. You had already applied the antibiotic ointment. Steve pulls the car around, and Bucky wheels you down. Bucky drives you and Steve back home, with you and Steve sitting in the back.

Bucky parks in the driveway, and Steve gets out and opens the door. You and James are sleeping in the backseat, so Steve carries you into the house, bridal style, and Bucky carries James in, and places James in his crib.

Steve falls asleep next to you. Bucky decides to stay for a while in case you and Steve need anything. Natasha comes over, and helps the both of you.

After a while, James cries, and he needs to be fed. You breast feed him, and this feels amazing. You and Steve are tired, you had an unplanned c-section, you feel sort of frumpy, but Steve tells you every hour how beautiful you are.

"Shh, James. I know you and mama went through a lot," says Steve. Steve places a Captain America pacifier in James mouth. James falls asleep again.

"You are so beautiful and so strong, doll," says Steve.

"You are the most beautiful new mother ever," says Steve.

You cry at this because Steve is so right. You feel ugly at times, but Steve makes you feel less insecure and more beautiful. Your body housed your and Steve's baby for nine whole months.

Steve and you slow dance to "It's Been a Long, Long Time" by Kitty Kallen and then to " Perfect" by Ed Sheeran.

"Steve, I love you so much. You are the best husband a woman can ask for, and more. You even made me feel safe after I had James via a c-section," you say.

"Shh, I love you, too, doll. I love you so much. You went through a lot to bring James into the world. You made my dream of marriage and fatherhood come true. I love you so much because you are so strong, even after you escaped your last relationship. I knew you were going to be my wife the second we bumped into each other," says Steve.

"Yeah, I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. I was too busy making sure the papers that Tony gave me were in order," you say.

"Being the gentlemen you were, you stopped to help me pick them up and you looked like a little lost puppy trying to navigate a new world in a new place," you say.

"You were the most beautiful woman I've ever seen," you say.

You and Steve kiss each other lovingly. This feels amazing because Steve is doing his best to make you feel beautiful again, even though you're tired, you feel frumpy, and you can't even remember when was the last time you showered or even brushed your teeth.

You and Steve continue like this for a while. Bucky and Natasha order Chinese for everyone. You all eat your dinner, and Bucky and Natasha stay the night in case you both need anything.

You and Steve fall asleep in each other's arms. After a while, James cries, needing a feeding, then cries again an hour later, needing a change. You feed James, and Steve changes his diaper.

The love between you and Steve was special and beautiful. James even added more love between the both of you and he added even more love to the Rogers household.

It was the best Valentine's day ever! Next year, you and Steve would be celebrating James' first birthday.

[chaosrisingverse]

BRYCE BANDUA, twenty three

ALIAS | n / a

FAMILY | Clint Barton aka Hawkeye (adoptive father), Barbara ‘Bobbi’ Morse aka Mockingbird (adoptive mother); (semi-former) minion / hacker for Parker Robbins aka the Hood

ENDGAME SHIP | Giovanni ‘Van’ Strange and Jane van Dyne

ORIENTATION | bisexual, non-binary (he/him & they/them)

POWERS / ABILITIES / EQUIPMENT

POWERS | n / a

ABILITIES | Firearms, Hacking, Hand-to-Hand Combat (Basic), Thievery

EQUIPMENT | n / a

FACECLAIM | Omar Apollo

PINTEREST | Bryce

[firelightfables-arc]

"does it hurt ?"

mercy, please... @mercymedic

clint has to do a double take, no, a rare triple take. because the clinic is anything but heaven, tile floors inexplicably stained, plaster missing from scraggly patches on the wall and decidedly not covered by the shitty framed photos of flowers. nope, not heaven, or heavenly like in the slightest. and it's not even the worst urgent care he's been in.

what is unusual though is the halo he could have sworn was around the doctor's face. it's a testament to the drugs they gave him, because clint has to blink a few times before the halo dissipates, leaving behind a face that honestly wouldn't have been out of place amongst the choirs.

his grin goes lopsided. "could ask the same of you, doc." his shoulder, at a funny angle, doesn't respond how he wants it to, but the pain is at least gone. "bet it was a long way to fall from heaven."

[graunblida]

👫 with clint or nat or aranya or whoever!!

@bokketo // Headcanon Meme // Accepting

we gon do a lil mix

clint headcanons 1.  every now and then they go to a dive bar and do drunk karaoke for a few hours. "what's up," "old town road," and "all star" may or may not be songs in the repertoire.

2.  they each have a spare key to each other's places in case one has to look after the other's dog/ needs somewhere to lay low.

nat headcanons 1.   upon abruptly entering the super hero/powered person world, she sought help from nat for combat training. envy is capable and powerful, but lexa wanted to make sure she could carry her weight as well.

2.   their first few interactions were awkward because lexa was just so taken back by how stunning natasha was that she forgot to speak and respond like a normal human being.

aranya headcanons 1.   lexa isn't upset when aranya discovers her vigilantism. she's actually one of the few she willingly opens up to about her double life

2.   after acquiring a set of expertly crafted blades from aranya, lexa doesn't procure swords or knives from any other smith.

[howtheavengerswould]

how the avengers + peter would react...

𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝘼 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉.

Peter always wanted to go an a real, official mission. He doesn't even care if you've failed, he looks up to you anyways. Screw everyone else if they think differently; you're cool for having gone on one in the first place!

Tony would have been dissapointed, but maybe it's just the way he saw how dissapointed you already were in yourself. Instead, he has you sitting beside him in his workshop, letting you watch him design some fancy new technology he's had in the works ...(it's really just a new suit, but Pepper would kill him if anyone found out.) Building stuff is his way of forgetting his problems, and some part of his mind thinks that letting you watch him will let you forget the dissapointment of today.

If Steve was dissapointed, he certainly didn't say it. Instead, he does his best to cheer you up--he had been in your place many years ago, after all. He knows what it's like to fail, and how it can crush a person. His first thought was to offer you ice cream... he's not really sure what the 'kids' like these days. You seem to like the ice cream, so he considers it a job well done.

Natasha was dissapointed, to say the least. Good thing she has a soft spot for you, or you'd be running laps for the mistake you'd made. Most agents usually get that treatment with her, but seeing the pure dissapointment on your face made her change tactics. Natasha isn't one to sugarcoat, and of course, she tells you all of the ways you could have done better, but above all, she tells you everything you'd done well. Constructive criticism is necessary for success, after all. (Afterwards, Natasha totally accompanies you on another mission and does everything in her power to help you complete it... without doing it herself, of course.)

Clint had been on backup when he'd seen you mess up, and was quick to save you from the tough spot you'd put yourself in. He was quick to reassure you that the mission could always be redone another time, and he was glad you were safe and unharmed. He was stressed, of course, but having you safe was his priority.

Bruce was the fastest of all the Avengers to get to you once you'd gotten home. He was quick, checking you over for injuries and shushing you as you tried to provide excuses for what you'd done. He is the first to tell you not to worry, and that everyone screws up. To his embarrassment, he decides to tell you a story about himself, a few years after the Avengers' formation.

Thor laughed it off when you told him you had failed. He, of course, started laughing boisterously. He might've thought you were being sarcastic, but when he realised that you were serious, he was quick to jump to condolences...and the offering of mead, of course. Because alcohol makes everything better. Sort of. The rest of the Avengers would find the two of you slumped over a couch, giggling incoherently.

requests open.

[squids-comics]

The very first thing Pietro does when he finds out he has living relatives is run to tell his friends! That's adorable!! Plus the fact that he's running at a regular speed means he's purposefully slowing himself down so Wanda can keep up with him and deliver the news too!! This man is absolutely adorable and I would buy him a ticket to the circus if he was an actual real human person.

From: Avengers #25

[problematicbastards]

"You gotta stop trying to retire. Everything goes to shit every time you try." (Clint)

"Just because your right doesn't mean you should say it, Kid." Clint wanted to retire, but he knew that if the other's called on him he would try to help when he could. "How are you doing after everything Alek? The kids are around here somewhere, I think Lila and Cooper brought Nate down to the Creek."

[ablatheringblatherskite]

It's actually one of my fav (if not FAV OF ALL TIME) forms of affection, both romantic AND platonic 🥺

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[petnews2day]

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[fuckin-sick-bih]

I read your teas fic and oh my god its so amazing. Kudos to you for that! I only recently got into marvel but i would love to see some natash content if you’d like?

glad you liked the Tess fic! i can try to brainstorm for some Nat fics, but i also really enjoy writing d/Deaf Clint! so he may make an appearance which could be interesting...? dunno! just spitballing!