#c: avengers!

[howtheavengerswould]

how would the avengers react when avenger! reader is able to lift thor’s hammer?

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how the avengers would react...

𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙍'𝙎 𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙍? (IM TRYING TO INSERT PICTURES BUT IT WONT WORK)

Thor was most likely the most confused. What started with training ended in deafened silence as you had simply caught his hammer from midair. He would try to call the hammer back, but it simply stayed in your grip, your own shocked eyes meeting his. He would laugh, clapping his hands together and staring pointedly at your grip on the hammer, before striding up to you and plucking it from your hands. His ego was definitely bruised, not that he'd let anyone know.

Steve always knew you had the capacity to do it, you simply never tried. It was something he was curious of--who exactly would be deemed as worthy, but he had a guess, that if anyone was, it'd be you. You were definitely the nicest of the group, and he wasn't very shocked when you had lifted it from the table at one of Tony's parties. He noticed, however, how you'd stared at your hands like you'd just made a miracle, and patted you on the back, letting you know that it wasn't that surprising, and that you were indeed worthy of holding the legendary hammer.

Tony had been there when Steve had seen you lift the hammer, and his first instinct was to play a prank on the rest of the team. He'd drunkenly invite you over to his side of the couch, brazenly whispering in your ear his idea: "You should put the hammer on top of..." he'd cut himself off with laughter, but would finish his sentence, nearly doubled over, "their stuff." It would take a hot second for you to figure out quite what he meant, but when you realised, it was enough to send the two of you into a fit of giggles.

Natasha was the first victim of you and Tony's antics. The spy always woke up earlier than anyone else for training, and walking into the training room the next morning, she'd find her catsuit stuck under the hammer. Of course, no one was awake to hear the frustrated pleas of the Black Widow--other than you and Tony, of course, hiding away in his workshop, and watching from a camera. Natasha, ever the attentive woman, would spot the new camera, and march herself down into Tony's workshop... and kindly 'ask' for you to move it. She half expected Thor to be with Tony, but when she'd seen you, she managed to put two and two together. She was proud of you, of course... after the frustration and mild silent treatment ended.

Clint was next, and shortly following Natasha, he would find his bow trapped under the hilt of Mjolnir. He nearly had a fit, stomping with mild annoyance towards an innocent Thor's room, who had been so preoccupied with his findings of 'video games' that he hadn't even noticed his hammer's dissapearance. Thor, now the victim of Clint's morning annoyance, would try to eagerly rope the archer into playing with him. The pair would only be found later that night, passed out over chips and a few broken controllers. (...when Clint did find out who exactly had trapped his bow, he would laugh outwardly, and then whisper a good-natured warning in your ear, "Don't do it again, or I'm putting you in one of those holding cells until the next person finds you.")

Bruce was, of course, the unfortunate last member of Tony's incredible prank ideas. He would find the door to his lab jammed shut by Mjolnir, but of course, the culprit hadn't exactly left the scene of the crime. You'd been setting it up when he had stumbled upon you, five minutes earlier to his usual arrival time, and simply stared in shock at the sight of you holding the hammer. "So... have you been able to do that the whole time, or is that new?" You'd laugh it off together, and the hammer would definitely be used as a party trick in the future.

[sure-ill-eat-anything]

John: What are we gonna do? Ride Bob?

The rest of the Thunderbolts, the audience members, and the AO3 writers:

[thestarlightforge]

Edit: Tone Tag 😭 I am not yelling at y’all, I’m just exploding in my little gay disabled wandavision young avengers bubble. It’s all excitement/relief/love over here. 😊💙

JAC REPURPOSED WANDA’S CRAPPY RITUALISTIC AMNESIAC STORYLINE FOR GOOD

“JUST PRETEND I’M NOT HERE” JAC SCHAEFFER— 🫠

IT’S NOT TWO KIDS IN ONE BODY, THE HEX INDIRECTLY KILLED WILLIAM KAPLAN, BILLY MAXIMOFF IS REALLY BILLY WITH A REAL SOUL THAT HAD NO HOME—HE’S REALLY WANDA’S SON, TOMMY’S BROTHER

SOME OF HIS MEMORIES GOT MUDDLED AND HE LEARNED TO REPRESS SOME OF HIS MAGIC, BUT HE COULD BARELY EVEN GET OUT CALLING REBECCA “MOM” IN THE KAPLANS’ LIVING ROOM AND HE NEVER REMEMBERED WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LIFE—BECAUSE WANDA’S KIDS WERE REAL AND HERS, WHETHER 45 YEARS OF MISOGYNISTIC COMICS WRITERS LIKE IT OR NOT

“WHO ARE YOU?” “WILLIAM KAPLAN.” “SAY AGAIN?”

“I’M BILLY MAXIMOFF” AND

“I’M NOT THAT NICE” 😭

BILLY MAXIMOFF FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY, HE DIDN’T JUST TAKE WILLIAM KAPLAN’S BOYFRIEND TO BLEND IN

JAC DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT TOMMY, NO ONE DID—THIS WHOLE THING IS FOR HIM AND HE’S EVERYWHERE

WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LAST WORDS WERE “MOM, LOOK OUT” AND

BILLY MAXIMOFF’S FIRST WORD OUTSIDE THE HEX

WAS “TOMMY” 😭

[akin2u]

 

I ROLL WITH A GROUP OF BACHELORS WE CALL EACH OTHER " THUNDERBOLTS " ᴹᴬᴿⱽᴱᴸ ᴰᴿ

"Bucky, I could really use some help right now." "Busy. Try the others."

"Yelena! I am coming!" "I just saw someone fly out the window."

"This mission would go a lot smoother if someone was recovered!" "Shut it, America! Now, who the hell fell?"

"Yeah... Yup... I'm okay, guys. I don't want anyone worrying." "Uh, hold on Friday! I'm trying to get to you!"

 

[xmenuniverse]

Disco Dazzler Variant Covers

[thesamedrblvn]

A little Piece of Heaven

[zutugerdigihugo]

That scene in MHA when Deku arrives at the battlefield and sees Bakugo’s cold body on the ground, but make it Sam seeing Bucky dead in Doomsday.

I will draw this trust.

[marvelforged]

Avengers : Endless Wartime

“I got to hand it to you people. You finally came up with something that cured me of a Hulk episode. You made him sick.”

[drakaripykiros130ac]

Ryan Condal literally stating that he expects people to switch sides after they see B&C (as if the murder of Lucerys Velaryon and Queen Rhaenyra’s terrible miscarriage mean nothing).

Those many, many, many viewers like me who actually read the book (unlike the showrunners):

[maniacace]

TOM HIDDLESTON CONFIRMED FOR AVENGERS DOOMSDAY HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE

[howtheavengerswould]

how the avengers + peter would react...

𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝘼 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉.

Peter always wanted to go an a real, official mission. He doesn't even care if you've failed, he looks up to you anyways. Screw everyone else if they think differently; you're cool for having gone on one in the first place!

Tony would have been dissapointed, but maybe it's just the way he saw how dissapointed you already were in yourself. Instead, he has you sitting beside him in his workshop, letting you watch him design some fancy new technology he's had in the works ...(it's really just a new suit, but Pepper would kill him if anyone found out.) Building stuff is his way of forgetting his problems, and some part of his mind thinks that letting you watch him will let you forget the dissapointment of today.

If Steve was dissapointed, he certainly didn't say it. Instead, he does his best to cheer you up--he had been in your place many years ago, after all. He knows what it's like to fail, and how it can crush a person. His first thought was to offer you ice cream... he's not really sure what the 'kids' like these days. You seem to like the ice cream, so he considers it a job well done.

Natasha was dissapointed, to say the least. Good thing she has a soft spot for you, or you'd be running laps for the mistake you'd made. Most agents usually get that treatment with her, but seeing the pure dissapointment on your face made her change tactics. Natasha isn't one to sugarcoat, and of course, she tells you all of the ways you could have done better, but above all, she tells you everything you'd done well. Constructive criticism is necessary for success, after all. (Afterwards, Natasha totally accompanies you on another mission and does everything in her power to help you complete it... without doing it herself, of course.)

Clint had been on backup when he'd seen you mess up, and was quick to save you from the tough spot you'd put yourself in. He was quick to reassure you that the mission could always be redone another time, and he was glad you were safe and unharmed. He was stressed, of course, but having you safe was his priority.

Bruce was the fastest of all the Avengers to get to you once you'd gotten home. He was quick, checking you over for injuries and shushing you as you tried to provide excuses for what you'd done. He is the first to tell you not to worry, and that everyone screws up. To his embarrassment, he decides to tell you a story about himself, a few years after the Avengers' formation.

Thor laughed it off when you told him you had failed. He, of course, started laughing boisterously. He might've thought you were being sarcastic, but when he realised that you were serious, he was quick to jump to condolences...and the offering of mead, of course. Because alcohol makes everything better. Sort of. The rest of the Avengers would find the two of you slumped over a couch, giggling incoherently.

requests open.

[immortalmuses]

Avengers: The Children's Crusade

Steven Grant Rogers, you did not just call these two boys Friends...

[thestarlightforge]

Who would’ve thought the end of the Michael Waldron/Sam Raimi Multiverse of Madness saga/debacle/reign of terror would be a gaggle of lesbians spending 3 years crafting THE most elaborate “go f*** yourselves 😌✨” the comic book industry has seen in Two Decades 😭

[akin2u]

﹫targeted-freak ℳarvel Phase ℱive Friday Callahan

○ targeted-freak June 13 ong chat. when i come back from this fucking bullet in my knee you KNOW i'm gonna fuck up that mfing trader like he's LIZARD MEAT #txt #fuck chicago omfg #targetblogging #im cooking up with some more bombs too so sorry in advance

FORMER TENNIS PLAYER FRIDAY CALLAHAN SPOTTED WITH PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE TONY STARK

Friday Callahan has played in competitions such as the Wimbledon and the French Open. Though, he has been seen in other sports like MotoGP for a few years before moving full-time to being a tennis player. He unexpectedly quit before he could play for the 2015 Wimbledon. Months later, he's seen hand-in-hand with IronMan

  "smoooooth operato—" "clear comms"   "smooooooooooth operator"

From the very beginning, Friday Callahan was a mutant. He honed the ability of regeneration and perfect reflexes. Despite that, he lived a normal life. Of course, aside from the fact he has to use specialized lenses to dampen his vision as to not overstimulate his brain. The perfect reflexes of his can be too much especially with sports like MotoGP, which was why he quit in the first place.

  "five floors up, callahan"   "i see you. target locked."

  "was that supposed to happen?"   "sorry guys. threw the wrong tennis ball."

  " THE BET " Tony Stark had a bet on who was the human being, aside from known superheroes, with near-perfect reflexes. He won the bet after he counted on Friday Callahan. Yet, he lost quickly after Clint Barton found that Friday was a mutant. That, caught the Avengers' attention. When Friday was offered a spot, he refused. Though, he did not turn down the chance to work for Stark Industries until Tony's eventual death after the Blip.

CHICAGO'S BIGGEST TARGET HAS DISAPPEARED AND EVEN THE MOB IS MISSING HIM. WHERE IS HE NOW? (SCRIBBLED BELOW THE NEWSPAPER) okay, leaving a message for one lucky newspaper reading crazy man. i'm on the way to a new job offer. said they needed my kind of expertise. get ready for a new me folks

THUNDERBOLTS* NEW AVENGERS

ensnared in a death trap, yelena belova , bucky barnes, red guardian, ghost, taskmaster, john walker, and target — embarks on a dangerous mission that forces them to confront the darkest corners of their pasts except, of course, target is almost traumaless. the time he almost shat himself in a tacobell.

  dear clit ( :D )

i'm in the avengers tower again. except it's way too empty. really. it feels weird. i also had to fight that cutie bob. it's all good. we discovered he's just a bit depressed and that's okay.

if tony can see me now, he'd be a bitch about it. he always wanted me to join. i know you'd advise me to stop, to let this go. but, uh, i can't. i guess. i kinda like these guys.

don't worry. i know what i'm doing, and what can be the consequences. i have a feeling that it's gonna end well.

  xoxo, gossip girl

compilation of my portraits

　　　━━ feel free to send me asks for me to answer ic !

[cannondiesel00]

This was my visit on 6/1/24, the studio C bot, was on random movements, they still had all the art, I don't know when they are going to remodel if they are, but it was a pretty cool visit due to this location being one of the only ones with the stain glass mural from the PTT days left, besides the corporate offices

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My first post on here, I've been into animatronics for awhile now, and been into chuck e cheese for the same amount of time, and finally got to visit one with a animatronic, due to the one in my area getting the 2.0 remodel years ago

[unistaryo]

REQUEST PAGE

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Hi!! Firstly, to request something from me, please send an ask to my inbox, message me directly, or comment here, not under any other post. Otherwise, I might lose or forget about your request. I will write anything, whether it's oneshots, drabbles, headcanons, or OC content, as long as it doesn’t include any of the following: - minor-adult ROMANTIC relationships (platonic is fine) - ship only content (ship x OC/ ship x Reader is okay) And now that we’ve got that out of the way, here are the fandoms I write for:

Hellsing (2001/Ultimate/Abridged)

Transformers (Prime, Animated, Idw)

Mononoke

JJBA (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan

Good Omens

Marvel ( the Avengers Movies, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor movies, Loki, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes)

Drifting Dragons

Attack On Titan

Dracula (2020)

BBC Sherlock

One Punch Man

Asterix & Obelix

Drak Pack

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