#c!Beeduo headcanons

[transbeeduo]

no more c!beeduo divorce they’re making out sloppy and aggressively WITH tongue ok? Dont worry

[productofaritual]

C!Ranboo with the cat "if I fits I sits" mentality. C!Tubbo keeps finding them in increasingly ridiculous places

[megastrangeskeleton]

Headcanon: Cause he’s stitched together like Frankenstein’s monster, sometimes Revivebur’s body parts will just straight up fall off, most notably his fingers.

- This man is a fucking disaster he is literally coming away at the seams

- C!Niki often replaces his stitches

- During a dinner at C!Tubbo and C!Ranboo’s house, one of his ears fell into his soup, C!Ranboo was absolutely horrified

- He always makes sure to keep a needle and thread in his pocket after that incident

- Often finds himself fiddling with the threads when he’s nervous, He compares it to picking your fingernails

- This was the case when he went to visit C!Phil after being revived

- As he nervously waved at C!Phil from a distance, an eye literally fell out of it’s socket. C!Phil couldn’t stop laughing.

- C!Quackity has offered to have his stitches replaced with staples at Las Nevadas’ medical clinic to solve the issue. Revivebur refused, saying he likes his stitches too much

- “Makes me feel more alive when stuff falls off”

- Said stitches make it annoying to play guitar unless he’s wearing gloves, lest his finger fall into the sound hole

- If he’s pissed him off, C!Tommy will hide his body parts in a random place until he apologies

[nekolikedacat]

just realised i usually depict cclingyduo in art with tommy on the right and tubbo on the left so a new hc time

tommy used to not really care on which side of tubbo he stands but after the red festival he always avoided being on the side of tubbo's scars (why you can imagine)

+bonus cbeeduo

ranboo never knew tubbo before the scars so they don't bother them that much. unlike tommy who can't look at the scars, ranboo usually stand on their side to guard tubbo's blind spots

[afmis]

c!Beeduo had crushes on each other but in different ways. c!Ranboo had a crush before they got married in the they would giggle and twirl their hair seeing c!Tubbo walk into a New L’Manberg meeting with massive eyebags and looking like he just got hit by a bus kinda way. c!Tubbo got a crush once they were married and with their son between them while looking into c!Ranboo’s eyes and feeling safe and content for the first time in a while.

c!Ranboo’s the hopeless romantic who became infatuated easily and saw everything in rose-colored glasses. c!Tubbo was the one who thought he could never fall in love but fell deeply. In the end, they’re both gay for each other 🙏

[cwilb]

cbeeduo is princess cadence and shining armor

[trashyclementine]

what r some of ur favorite queer dsmp headcanons,, if u want to answer,, u dont have to,,

reminder! This is all my personal ideas and opinions please don’t maul me!

. CTOMMY BEING TRANSFEM IS ALWAYS A BANGER, I LOVE THAT HEADCANON WITH ALL MY HEART

. As much as I love the family dynamic of SBI I honestly prefer queer platonic emerald duo, it makes more sense and the idea of it being “Father, son, and weird guy who helped raise him” is funny

. CTubbo being transmasc, he’s so real for that

. Bigender cranboo is uber duper silly

. Aroace bedrock bros! They’re the only guys ever actually

. Honestly I think c!beeduo is romantic and idk if that counts but it’s what I think

. The jokes about Phil being the only straight guy on the SMP are funny af and I think c!Niki was confused when she saw him and Kristen

. Genderfluid quackity! Also slimecicle doesn’t have a gender or a sexual preference bro is just going through with it, he thinks gender is something you can eat

. cpurpled agender/nonbinary

. This isn’t exactly a queer headcanon but I feel like ctechno is the kinda guy to see two men kiss and be like “oh they’re good friends”

[aquamarine021109]

c!tubbo fanart I made😊

[blissfali]

trying to work up the motivation to switch my SINGULAR SHIRT from the washer to the dryer. in the Meantime i think ctubbo tried to wash and iron his lmanberg uniform as frequently as he could and i think he'd make sure it looked like. really nice. however unnecessary. and as he got busier and busier during pogtopia and NLM he stopped ironing his clothes because he just Didnt Have Time so he'd try and like. smooth his dress shirt down to get it to sit flat. and he'd wear the same pants for days at a time. and then snowchester came about and cranboos like Ok so this half of the closet is urs and this half is mine :D and ctubbo looked at him like I Have 3 shirt 2 pant 1 shoe. and then cranboo took him on a shopping spree and they made out wait what was i talking about

[doodleduck]

nlm cbeeduo out on the docks at 3am. It’s happy and bubbly in the moment but the background context makes it so sad. They are out there sitting on the docks happy as can be, falling in love, being teenagers but it’s momentary bliss. cTubbo is high and drunk out of his mind not able to handle the pressure of being the president. cTubbo is dying. New lmanburg is going to sink and he is going down with his ship. And cRanboo can do nothing but watch because there is nothing he can do. He’s not known cTubbo long enough to help him but he means the world to him. They are both gonna drown in the end but for the moment they have each other, out shotgunning weed at 3am. Oh my god somebody sedate me

[transbeeduo]

I think about season 4 BeeDuo so fucking much idk the fandom consensus on Ghostboo (especially since their existence is tied to the server's communication issues) but like GOD the concept of him and this dynamic in general FASCINATES me.

Like could you imagine if Tubbo and him had interacted more? Ghostboo clearly did still care about him, even if they don't really seem it most of the time. (I.E: Giving the mansion to Aimsey) Like, that scene where they gave Tubbo the pink tulip?? That was SO GOOD I wish we got more of that. If I recall, Ranboo also talked about him during the cut to his limbo too?? (Might be misremembering). AND THEY CLEARLY CARE ABOUT MICHAEL TOO!!!! Seeming relieved that Tubbo had been able to get him away from Sam, and that Michael was safe. Ghostboo clearly did care, it just wasn't explored all too much. AND LIKE TUBBO!!!!! He clearly was taking the loss of Ranboo hard. He left Snowchester and just went out into the middle of fucking nowhere just to get away from everyone. He ended up killing Aimsey, because star had moved into the mansion that Tubbo and Ranboo and Michael were supposed to move into!!! Clearly this death affected him, and GOD I wish it could've been explored more than like, the 2-3 streams we got about it. I wonder what that dynamic would've been like. Would it've been like Tubbo just hating Ghostboo, for what he was and everything they represent? Would it be them just avoiding each other whenever possible? Would Ghostboo treat Tubbo like they treated everyone else, telling them to die and barely acknowledging their discomfort around him and his words? Would they have been more like Ranboo? Would Tubbo have been the exception? It's so interesting to think about and I'm FOREVER going to be sad we didn't get more of it. Shout out to S4 Bee Duo I love u even if I'm unsure if anyone else does <33333

[productofaritual]

C!Tubbo picking up c!Ranboo because he weighs absolutely nothing and carrying him around the mansion just for the fun of it

[calmthefuckdownalright]

I’ll bite, how about some ice skating headcanons?

Mine, thank you Anon-

Im gonna handle different peoples from the SMP in here as well bc Schlatt on skates is tickling me

Contains: C!Wilbur (& Ghostbur), C!Schlatt, C!Dream, C!Tommy (platonic)

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C!Wilbur

Wilbur doesn't know how to skate

He's the lankiest boy and his central sense of gravity is non existent

That swagger and confidence is false as he loops the skates onto his feet.

"How hard can it be? It's just some ice."

You however have been ice skating since you were a kid and knew a thing or two

Needless to say it's very funny to watch ad Wilbur constantly stumbles and falls on the slippery surface while you glide by with ease

"Just some ice huh?"

Ghostbur

Ghostbur gets so excited when you ask him to come skate with you

Even though he is practically freezing all the time he doesn't mind and actually turns into a child when you help him bundle up the layers of scarves and sweaters. For padding as well as warmth.

Ghostbur is a bit more graceful than Alivebur but he too falls on his butt every few laps. He's more than happy to return to the frozen surface day after day to practice till he can skate with ease.

Its certainly better than being scolded by everyone who still blames him for what Alivebur did.

Schlatt

"Y/N I don't have time for silly little games like ice skating."

Schlatt is very resistant to the offer and doesn't bother with considering if he's hurting your feelings..he just says things.

You've grown used to it by now and are even bold enough to shoot your own fiery words.

"Aww is someone a little scared of the cold? Afraid they'll embarass themselves to no one?"

Schlatt doesn't necessarily enjoy it when you mock him so after several stern looks he agrees to go with you.

Layer after layer is put on and Schlatt is already a pretty bulky guy so the sweaters and coats only add to his muscular form.

Lets be honest he absolutely makes a fool of himself.

Lots of cussing and angry words thrown at you.

His nose twitches against the cold and it starts snowing at one point and his horns get a nice layer if frost on them.

Cold Ram Boi

Dream

Of course Dream knows how to ice skate. He's fucking Dream.

Now that doesn't mean he's any good.

"Ah! Y/N I'm going to fall!"

Panicky green man.

Questions himself as to why he agreed to this.

Picks up pretty quick and keeps a hold of your hand the entire time. When you skate ahead to do a trick or pick up speed to dust him on your next lap he tends to fall just from sheer amazement

Dream is sweet about it when you fall but not after letting out that well known kettle laugh for a good 2 minutes.

Tommy

"Ice skating? Seriously? Why the fuck do you want to go ice skating?"

Tommy doesn't know you can skate and on the rare occurrence Tubbo leaves you alone with him during the cold winter days, you invite the chaotic boy to your hobby.

"Ranboo ice skates with me."

Of course Tommy isn't going to be one-uped by Ranboo so he acquires some skates.

Totally not stealing them or anything...

And accompanies you down to the pond now frozen over.

"Y/N I swear if I fall and bust my ass I'll kill you myself."

Very prideful and like Schlatt, cusses a great deal when he does fall.

He eventually gets the hang of it and actually has some fun.

"I heard y'all went ice skating!"

Of course Ranboo finds out and it actually ends up being a great pass time for the four of you.

(Ranboo teaches Tubbo and Michael even comes along every now and then.)

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Merry Christmas everyone!!

[nekolikedacat]

hc time

c!tubbo hates warmth, it reminds him of fireworks. thats why he moved to snowchester after everything.

c!ranboo skin is naturally cold. something to do with being from the end.

ghostboos is warm as theyre opposite of ranboo.

[afmis]

Guys we don’t talk enough abt Michael_B enough as a character. Yeah he’s an NPC. He doesn’t talk. Literally all he does is run around. BUT THAT LEAVES SM ROOM FOR OPPORTUNITY. WHAT’S HE LIKE WHEN HE’S OLDER? IS HE ANYTHING LIKE HIS PARENTS? WHAT DOES HE LIKE? WHAT MUSIC DOES HE LISTEN TO? WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? HOW IS HE AS A PERSON?

[emkini]

Thinking about c!beeduo

Horn Headcanons:

My c!Tubbo is a ram and his horns grow in an arc: first up and back, then around and out. They're functional for fighting by the time he's around 16, and you would be hard pressed to deal any sort of head trauma to this guy. The horns grow continually without shedding, though growth slows down significantly once Tubbo reaches maturity. The tissue inside the keratin sheath is live and will bleed if insulted.

c!Ranboo has enderman horns, which are designed to deal piercing damage and aren't particularly functional in combat. In enderman society horn size denotes prestige in both age and magic power, and some elder endermen can have truly massive horns. Ranboo, being only half enderman and not having the same range of powers, will never see this level of growth. Just like Tubbo, the tissue inside his horns is live.

Misc Headcanons:

Tubbo's ears were floppy until he was around 14

Ranboo can unhinge his jaw, but usually only does so when he feels severely threatened

Tubbo is naturally very fluffy. Lots of fur. A pain to clean but delightful for spouse snuggles

Both Tubbo and Ranboo need regular hoof trims, and they do it for each other because it's easier + bonding time

Tubbo is extremely sure-footed and can walk unimpeded on almost any terrain

Ranboo looks a little like a chihuahua with teary eyes due to the water burns and it gives him a terribly pathetic vibe

The firework explosion took out Tubbo's right eye and disfigured the right side of his face. The scars cause pulling unless they are regularly medicated, and are sensitive to sunlight (this is part of the reason he wears his bangs so long). The less severe wounds fade over time.

Ranboo's development is as follows: Sickly Victorian Child -> Normal Young Man With No Issues At All No Sir -> Milf. I will not rescind my statement

Tubbo has an incredible sense of smell

Ranboo is prone to illness from stress, and this sometimes manifests as hoof infections in the corium and digital cushion