#bzzzzzzz

[kiochisato]

Hai bae

haiiiii :3333

[killaura]

fresh and bloody

[allylikes]

okay so imagine that i go up to yiur ear. real close. and i let out a little bzzzz like a bee. or any other flying thing. i wand you to imagine me doing that

[blinkinbrothershark]

If you could be any animal, what would you choose?

Oooo that's a good question!

Probably a mosquito (if that counts)

Mainly because it would be pretty fun to just fly around annoying people lmao. Where I live there are no mosquitos so idk if they do anything more than that.

Although, I wouldn't like to have to drink people's blood, because thats pretty mean.

[joanna13]

sorry, rather not post anything about you....the count never started anyways....lol

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them....

[strangerstilinski]

okay, so this fic has somehow gotten to 7.5k and i still haven't written a lick of the actual smut. it's now been sitting in my drafts for over a year. someone pls force me to get my shit together. i beg

[tanimil]

mortal arrogation never stops none will escape the flames

[onewhoturns]

Frustrating lack of results in the search bar for gifs of “open mouth, eject bees”

Lately there is a buzzing drone of constant screaming in my head in any moment of silence.

So that’s fun.

[terrible-quirk-ideas]

(From @bloodlesscecropia )

Quirk with nø vøwels

y jst typ th cnsnnts

BZZZ [h d th t!] BZZZ

BZZZ [b t] BZZ y iszzz a BZZ [v w l] BZZ so im docking BZZ [p ntszzz] BZZZ

BZZZ [32/51] BZZZ

ooc:

hey, i do that!

but y is a vowel so im docking points

thirty-two out of fifty-one

[n7punk]

no spoilers but i wrote the most insane thing last night

[burritosandpeppermint]

Well I'm a human fly You bite me in the eye But I've already died...

by Murat Öztürk

via wired

[x-nicoganxnicotine-x]

customer: *walks in*

me: hey, just come thru here! *goes over to the corner of the desk and presses a button that makes a loud BZZZZZ above the door, symbolizing that the door is now unlocked and they should now walk thru it*

customer: 👁️👁️

[caracello]

imso staticy rn my hair...... i took off my shirt and it started crackling

[tachyon-at-rest]

(ADHD note: i can distinguish at least 2 layers of overlapping images and get indeterminate flashes of others. For me THIS is ADHD: it is often like my physical brain is a failed evolutionary attempt at actually being able to have two separate attention spans simultaneously rather than rapid switch multi-tasking. My mind is like thinking in words, images and concepts simultaneously while they are all whizzing around at 0.999C in a particle accelerator. "Conscious" thought is the collisions.)

[chryzure-archive]

I WOULD LIKE THE FRENCH SONGS TO BE IMPOSED UPON ME!!!!!!!!

BELLADONNA, YOU UNDERSTAND ME 🖤🖤🖤

lumière bleue by chien noir

l’aérogramme de los angeles by woodkid, louis garden

paradigme by la femme

roméo by pierre de maere

c’est toi qu’elle préfère by alice et moi

pourquoi la mort te fait peur by pomme

le chanteur by clara luciani

allez là by hoshi