#bzzzzzzz

[binabadaboom]

[kiochisato]

Hai bae

haiiiii :3333

[allylikes]

okay so imagine that i go up to yiur ear. real close. and i let out a little bzzzz like a bee. or any other flying thing. i wand you to imagine me doing that

[blinkinbrothershark]

If you could be any animal, what would you choose?

Oooo that's a good question!

Probably a mosquito (if that counts)

Mainly because it would be pretty fun to just fly around annoying people lmao. Where I live there are no mosquitos so idk if they do anything more than that.

Although, I wouldn't like to have to drink people's blood, because thats pretty mean.

[joanna13]

sorry, rather not post anything about you....the count never started anyways....lol

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them....

[strangerstilinski]

okay, so this fic has somehow gotten to 7.5k and i still haven't written a lick of the actual smut. it's now been sitting in my drafts for over a year. someone pls force me to get my shit together. i beg

[tanimil]

mortal arrogation never stops none will escape the flames

[spectatingspectacle]

bees

Today I gift you......

BEES!!!! HUNDREDS OF BEES!

d:

Sorry im high and everything is rlly funny to me Right Now so i literaly just pictured the we have come for your nectar image

WHAT KIND OF GIFT IS HUNDRED SWARMS OF BEES. ITS NOT TO SAY IM NOT GRATEFUL BUT DO YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH ME SUFFER. TO AGONIZE ME. TO SEE ME RAGE. TO BE MISERABLE FROM YOUR PACKS OF BEES YOU SENT TO MY LOCATION. IS THAT IT

[terrible-quirk-ideas]

(From @bloodlesscecropia )

Quirk with nø vøwels

y jst typ th cnsnnts

BZZZ [h d th t!] BZZZ

BZZZ [b t] BZZ y iszzz a BZZ [v w l] BZZ so im docking BZZ [p ntszzz] BZZZ

BZZZ [32/51] BZZZ

ooc:

hey, i do that!

but y is a vowel so im docking points

thirty-two out of fifty-one

[x-nicoganxnicotine-x]

customer: *walks in*

me: hey, just come thru here! *goes over to the corner of the desk and presses a button that makes a loud BZZZZZ above the door, symbolizing that the door is now unlocked and they should now walk thru it*

customer: 👁️👁️

[onewhoturns]

Frustrating lack of results in the search bar for gifs of “open mouth, eject bees”

Lately there is a buzzing drone of constant screaming in my head in any moment of silence.

So that’s fun.

[actual-corpse]

Im like 90% sure my fucking microwave is messing with the wifi

[tsurugis]

my mother in law the other day was like. I know you don’t ever go five minutes without thinking about your imaginary friends (fkjhfkjfhjkfh) and I was like sure I do but maybe not more than ten. But she fought me on the five minutes. So she said I should go bzzz out loud whenever I start thinking about my characters and it’s been eye opening LOLLL

[tachyon-at-rest]

(ADHD note: i can distinguish at least 2 layers of overlapping images and get indeterminate flashes of others. For me THIS is ADHD: it is often like my physical brain is a failed evolutionary attempt at actually being able to have two separate attention spans simultaneously rather than rapid switch multi-tasking. My mind is like thinking in words, images and concepts simultaneously while they are all whizzing around at 0.999C in a particle accelerator. "Conscious" thought is the collisions.)

[neontaxidermy]

Viberator protip: Do NOT combine with diarrhea under any circumstances

[moonheavens]

Can you share how you have your Wolfstar fics spreadsheet set up? I saw your post about it yesterday and it sounds like such a good way to keep track of fics 👀

ahhhh of course!! I'd be more than happy to walk you through how I've set mine up to track the fics I read. just a warning that this is going to make me sound like the biggest fattest nerd but I just love spreadsheets okay? okay?????

I have three tabs: READ, READING (WIPs I'm up to date with + whatever else I'm reading at that moment) and TBR.

I update the grid once or twice a week just by scrolling through My History on ao3, and doing this also allows me to go back in and leave comments/kudo's on a fic if I haven't yet.

it takes me about 20 mins at most if I read a lot that week or added a lot of fics to my marked for later, but usually it's max 10 mins to update the whole thing

let me get into the deets of columns, filters etc below the break..

for READ, I have my columns set up like this:

I filter these by date finished, most recent on top. I pretty much only look at this tab when I stumble across a fic and I'm like "have I read this before?" (although I do re-read stuff a lot) or when I'm reading all of one author's works I'll filter by their username to see which ones I've already read

I also have another column behind this called "Favourites" where I just put an X if I really loved a fic, so I can easily filter by those if someone asks me for recommendations!

for READING, I have my columns set up like this:

the same but with a progress column, and a last updated column. the top one here is a WIP I'm currently reading, hence the in progress tag. I'll change this to up to date once I'm... well, up to date

the two below that are WIP's that I'm subscribed to/reading. these both had new chapter updates in the last week that I've seen and read, so I'm now up to date with them again

the bottom one here is a WIP I'm subscribed to/reading that had a new chapter update recently, but I have yet to read the new chapter, hence the catch up tag

the "last updated" column here is just for my own reference in case I fall behind (like on my holiday for example, I didn't read any new chapter updates for like a month so it was nice to know where I'd left off)

for TBR, I have my columns set up like this:

I update this tab about once a month (deleting fics I have since read, adding new fics that have been recommended to me or that I have marked for later on ao3). I only update the word and chapter count when I first put a new fic in so most of these will be out of date for WIP fics

I usually order this tab alphabetically, but I also filter by word count if I'm craving something short & sweet or a longer fic. I also just do a random number generator to pick something to read sometimes if I'm feeling crazy

WIP's are marked in yellow, because I love reading WIP's so sometimes I'll be more likely to choose them. "Note 1" is marked with an X for fics over 150k words, "Note 2" is just any other random stuff I want to write down tbh? Like if a certain person recommended it to me, or if it's discontinued, or just anything at all. ASAP is marked with an X for fics I want to read sometime soon

the main tags column is literally just my brain dump re: what the fic is about, either taken from the summary or the tags of the fic. if I'm looking for a coffee shop AU for example I'll just filter for that and I can see my options and pick one

and that's it? I think?

I don't have a ship tab because I pretty much only read Wolfstar and multi-ship Marauders fics, so there's that.

I mostly use mine to filter for what I want to read, but it's also nice sometimes to just have the record :) and to realise how absolutely unhinged I am sometimes when I read a 300k word fic in two days or realise I've read almost every single Slytherin!Sirius fic possible

I hope this answered your question! smooch xxx