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.....the intrusive thoughts won....
#vera's posts#off tickling#bye what the shit am i on rn#my dad's gonna fucking yell at me for this#i impulsively cut my own bangs HELP
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this
#anyways time to yap in the tags 😋☝️#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that 😭😭😭😭#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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I have seen you talking about Dick & Dami's relationship and Dick & Tim as well,but what are your takes on Dick and Jason actually?
Like how you wish their relationship should be portrayed today and where are them missing when it comes to making those two acting like siblings?
Do you think in the past their dynamic was better?
How Dick views Jason and how Jason views Dick?
This is difficult to answer because there are like 8 different stages to Dick and Jason's relationship with various dynamics. They also view each other a bit differently depending on which stage we're talking about.
The way I would like their relationship to be portrayed today isn’t necessarily possible thanks to Jason’s integration into the family and acceptance of the no killing moral code. For me, their ideal dynamic is portrayed in Outsiders #44-46. And I know people are gonna find that regressive as hell but, tbh, that dynamic is far more interesting than the kinda awkward thing they have going on now.
Although, I don't mind that they acknowledge their brotherhood in a serious manner now. Like before they'd kinda be like, "Eh... I mean... we were adopted from the same guy but... brothers? Eh..." And now they're more firmly in the, "We're brothers," camp. So that development is interesting.
Character progression wise, it wouldn't feel right for for them to be super close in the way that, say, Dick and Tim are (unless we saw a lot of trust and relationship building between them), but at the same time, there is part of me that kind of wants them to have that older sibling bond (except Jason is closer in age to Tim than he is to Dick sooo actually let's just leave older sibling things to Dick and Cass... not that Cass is much older than Jason though so LOL this is why Dick has to lone the oldest sibling thing by himself... which is funny because Dick is technically no longer the oldest sibling, he's a baby brother now... except Dick and Melinda's relationship really hasn't progressed much sooo you could say they share blood but don't consider each other family yet, in which case, Dick is still the oldest... I mean, regardless, Dick is the oldest sibling of the Waynes... god why did they have to make all of this so difficult 😫).
#jason's like blerghhh dad always loved you best. but also hey we should work together bc you're a killer like me#and then jason's also like hey dick you were the most amazing thing i've ever seen and idk you're cool but i won't say that to you#and then he's also like hey dick i've got girl advice for you and i also need your opinion on my hair. oh now bane is trying to kill us#and then he's also like oh you got amnesia? i don't give a fuck about you and maybe i'll kill you#and he's also like oh you trust me? okay well... we're brothers and i'm gonna save you#and then dick's like oh hey kid call me if you need me. oh you died? i am literally devastated i'm so sorry#and he's also like wow you're very good at what you do but i don't trust you... okay but i trust the intel you're giving me sooo....#and then he's like why the fuck are you dressing like me and killing people?? quit doing stupid shit!!#and then he's like jason what the fuck are you doing--let me help you!!#and then he's like kinda indifferent to jason but jason is still Ugh this family is stupid why am i here#and then dick's like ofc i'm gonna come help you if you need me but also this is awkward af and things are weird between us so bye#except not bye because i'm staying here to help you and your team#and then dick's like i'm being controlled by joker so i'm gonna kill yoooou#and then he's like eh i trust you and i'm gonna help you bc we're brothers but you literally wrecked bruce's car you numbskull#and then he's like you're doing dumb shit and i have to take you down but oh thanks for not letting the train kill me#and then they're both like meh we're doing shit w the batfam even though neither of us should be here rn#and yeah that's how it goes. that's. literally it. writers cannot keep their relationship consistent in the long term#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#relationship analysis#anon
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maybe the real good luck babe was inside us all along
#hiiiiiiiii lol#my friends have been spamming me w this pic im obsessed w it#so u know. brb gonna reevaluate all of my life#specifically my fictional crushes on men rn bc ????#comphet be comphetting?#LMAO BYE#this is what happens when my friend leaves me unsupervised for a minute#nett rambles#specific labels still under construction#but lesbian feels nice :) idk if i actually am or if a higher queer power will smite me down#i know i dont need to announce shit but ive been holding back from having a breakdown on here lmao
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official announcement to all my mutuals: I apologize and warn u in advance that I'm off my meds and will not stop fucking rambling sorry for the literal paragraphs I'm leaving in ur replies I just can't shut up okay love u bye
#decided im om too many fucking meds and have been for so long like since i was 16 ive been heavily medicated on so many different meds#like i dont even know what im like as a person not heavily medicated like idk who i am naturally so ive decided to stop taking most of them#except like the ones for my heart and stomach and shit that i need to live#even got my birth control implant removed and am off birth control for the first time in like 7 years#my life is like seriously changing so much currently im gonna be a completely different person so soon i feel like so im kinda .... weird rn#weirder than fuxking usual like by a lot#THERE I FUCKING GO AGAIN WHY CANT I SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES#anyway okay love u bye smooches if u actually read all this fucking mess
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uhhh something something 'the only time a yakuza should laugh with his teeth is when he's with family or in trouble' something something arakawa gradually doing so more and more when hanging around jo something something Uh Oh™️
#arasawa#snap chats#DO WE GET WHAT I MEAN.#im not arguin semantics rn just listen to me im gripping you by the shoulders reader#it can go either way A.) arakawa gradually seeing jo as a part of his persoanl family opposed to The General Family#B.) you know how in fanfics theres that 'Oh. /Oh./' trope Yeah. i want big man to realize he's a lil doki doki for one of his guys#why the fuck i frame it like these arent in the same vein I CANNOT THINKKKKKK STRAAAIGHT#BUT NOOOO LISTEEENNNN i know bro would be SOOO conflicted. dare i say... he'd be in trouble SEE DO WE SEE WHAT IMEA#ok you can stop looking at me. im delirious. insane. delulu. its cause i cant draw rn its hard and my head hurts#ive been struggling with this idea for. WEEKS. i CANNOT find a way to make a comic out of it and its making me loco and mad#so im just throwing it out into the ether as Free Real Estate if anyone else wants a crack at it. or yk just so i can share it#LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING HERE I KNOW THERE IS I AM BRUSHING IT WITH MY FINGERTIPS BUT I CANNOT GRAB IT#you know it fuckin bad when i actually make a text post about it thats how you know Im At My Limit#driving me insane....... i just need everyone to know im rotating them like SSBB trophies....#anyway. yeah youre right i still havent drawn shit#UUUGGGHHHHH should... or shold i sleep....#let me try to force myself to sketch something and then ill run to my car and sleep there or somethin#idk. anyway bye i love the old people
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sigh
#i feel like being here isn’t the best for me atm cause i’m always looking for validation that I Don’t Get and i need to be a big girl and#learn how to live by myself learn how to survive on my own i am so tired of always expecting stuff from ppl when they don’t owe me shit#that’s all on me!!!!!!! it’s like i’m trying to find something in here that i won’t get cause i am a nobody in every aspect of my life#also i just hate spreading so much negativity in general and i feel like being like this on main is just not good i want my blog to be a#kind and safe space for everyone not a venting place full of negativity and self hatred#and rn that’s what i’m so i might just take a little break until i’m me again#bye xxxx#**
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finally actually working towards fixing my blogs lol 💪
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#THE PROBLEM W ME... though... is i want to fix every single post on this account. which isn't. very. good.#considering i have thousands of posts and i am a very busy student but will that stop me !! probably not.#i'm NOT going to change my tags anymore i think. that'd probably kill me#there's a website tho ik but STILL.....!! troublesome. so. anyway!#gna start writing here soon again but that's dependent on whether i get my shit fully together finally. aaand i'm fixing my selfship#sb and etc etc etc yes <3 it just turned 12 am honestly i don't think i have the braincells rn#i want to COLLAPSE !!!!! tbf i could. totally do so. there's nothing important for me to worry over anymore#i mean yeah i might have a quiz later today but our teacher hasn't responded to email my classmate sent eyaghhhhhhh#SO. idk. we were supposed to do a lab fun thingy yesterday BUT THEN we got. noon classes suspended. weird shit. sigh#so.....!!! so.#it's physics and honestly going to be pretty easy since they're giving the equations so i'll just brush up on my knowledge#and then the concepts etc ... oh god. or maybe i could just yk... sleep...!#idk. anyway. HII GOOD JUST-TURNED-TECHNICALLY-MORNING-BUT-IT'S-MIDNIGHT FROM ME ^_^#i am so ill (figuratively) i am a mess but i'll Fix Things#yk what would be so good for this all... exercise..... i at least am able to walk a lot everyday bcs of school but STILL#okay bye from me now. i am. TIRED... bye <3
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Nope, sorry. I’m going all in. I want them to do dinner out and the whole shebang. 🤪
Mickey knocked their first anniversary out of the park so I hope Ian decided to embrace all the corny Valentine’s stuff.
Like, I’m thinking Ian making dinner reservations at one of those restaurants that does a special Valentine’s course. A real date with silverware etc etc. Just a good steakhouse or Italian restaurant or something like that.
Also I hope they give each other novelty boxers, cards with sexual innuendos, and chocolate (penis shaped optional).
Maybe one of these bad boys
lmao tidal if i didn't love you so much i would FIND YOU and i would THUMP YOU askjdhf i am the equivalent of this screencap rn
I AM HERE WITH RECEIPTS TO DEFEND MY IDEA THO asdljkhf okay so here's what i said a year ago today and i stand by it!! there is dinner! and gifts! and candy! it's just chill and lowkey and fun and sexy and every good thing they love 🥰 and HERE is my valentine's day 5+1 sdfkh idk why i am so 😤😤😤 about this lmao i think we are all in agreement that they do fun things for valentine's day and that's all i have to say askdfjh except yes they totally stock up on those little chocolate men
#like for me it's like this:#they do romantic things! they do lovely gestures! they fuck like bunnies!#but i think they ALSO have some of their upbringing rooted in here#like i think they'd look at a prix fixe menu and be like what the FUCK asjkfh#or like i said last year#they'll buy flowers and chocolates and shit#but they'll wait till it all drops on sale the next day#there are just parts of the whole deal i don't think they'll buy into#silly novelty gifts and sex? YEAH#sweet notes and treats? YEAH#the rest of the shebang? not to me - or at least not every year#also for the record i am just being silly rn if they do a three course meal with a harpist for you then hell yeah#okay bye lol#mel answers
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gonna put persona 1 on my vita lol
#bobtalk#still not gonna play 4 lmao#i’ve heard a lot of Opinions on the first game (for the record: i’m playing the psp version sorry abt the music or w/e)#so let’s see how this goes. i’ve seen the word ‘grid’ thrown around and is it funny that that’s what’s making me most nervous LOL#<- guy who will have played every other main oersona game (not counting versions of the same game ie portable (mayb someday))#pretend that tag is after the p/4 comment my laptop is elsewhere so i’m struggling on my ipad browser rn#once again sorry for being a vita guy lol. childhood console. i hate sony forever for what they did to her btw#p1posting#<- in the same vein as my tag for 2#by the way if anyone has any recommendations for psp/psx/vita games to put on my console let me know.#it’s mostly a rhythm game device rn cuz there r some good ones but i do also. have arm problems. lol.#only downside to doing this on a console is screenshots 100x less easy btw.#shit what am i gonna name boy with earring. ok bye
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thinking about gender thinking about fatness thinking about stuff and thinking about how easy i have it as a skinny white gnc woman and wondering why it is not easy for other skinny white women and gnc women and why they seem to think the barbie movie is a rallying cry for feminism lol.
#like. my existence is very easy. all things considered#i am not...oppressed as a skinny white gnc woman. in bumfuck nowhere australia.#i get like. enraged when i think of the cool girl monologue from gone girl#who told you you had to be anything for a man. why would you do that to yourself#but maybe its just bc i was raised by a casual nonconformist.#like#my mum knows nothing about politics. she just believes in equality and shes not eloquent or educated about it.#and she just. instilled those values in me. and didn't raise me to believe i need a man. it's nice have romance but it's not necessary.#did i mention she never married and she's fat. that's probably a big part of why i am the way i am.#anywya. um. sorry to all of my fellow skinny white women that live in places that make you feel you have to get married and dress act a#a certain way. but also. damn what the fuck maybe just break free already. shit.#but also. could you shut up already and maybe learn that other people have it way harder. ok bye.#this is horrible but i don't feel like being magnanimous rn
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Guys....
i finally learned how to tie my shoes 👟
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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I feel like I finally know what true sleep deprivation feels like now I am truly out of it. Which you would never know bc autocorrect Carrie’s my entire typing a Ik
#dusky I am mildly aware of what I am saying bro I am just fouling shit rn!!!! which is ironic bc#me saying that makes it seem like I’m aware but like I mean my head my brain is awake#it’s akways awaje my body just is kind of not gif ugh I’m so fucking tired bed sleepy bye.
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Peeling a clementine
it’s little sacrifices, giving it all up one inch at a time for them. skipping sleep to stay on the phone, spending the last of your change on their coffee order, driving out of your way to pick them up. it’s sitting on your back porch together, complaining about the heat, the warm sun lighting them up in shades of gold. you unwrap a clementine that you grew in the garden, its skin peeling back like it was made for that. you wordlessly pass them a slice, and they wordlessly take it, and when your fingers touch, they’re a little sticky from the fruit, and as you watch them chew, you lick it off. you share the clementine piece by piece because you love them, and nothing has ever felt so perfect or right.
take my sappy quiz and find out which private of expression of love you most represent
#I SHIT YOU NOT. OF COURSE *I* GOT PEELING A CLEMENTINE#i am genuinely so angry rn. i have been ULTRA PERCEIVED shut up#FUCK YOU UQUIZ WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME#i will be cowering up in a corner and sob pathetically for a little bye everyone it was nice to know you 🥺🍊#love is a tangerine
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maybe im just a terrible miserable cunt idk
#once again. all of this is so stupid#i know 'feelings are valid' yada yada but it just feels so fucking shit#meaning that i feel like shit cause i am shit so idk man#it just fucking hurts. all i wanted was one thing and if this really is it it just fucking hurts#thats all. i wont talk about this again. sorry im just miserable enough that i actually cried lmao what a fucking loser#okay bye#night is an absolute mess on main#i cant even do and post edits i really wanna do rn cause my shit doesnt show up in tags so like#whats the fucking point. nothing fucking matters#im just gonna eat cookies feel gross and idk hope i die or whatever i guess
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Nurse He's Out Again
♡ masterlist - request!
♡ pairing - lando norris x fem!reader (fc - brooke shields :)
♡ summary - just lando thirsting on the main and giving being a pr nightmare, also him fighting for his life in the comments
♡ warnings - horny/simp lando, crack, some fluff, some cursing, one kms mention
♡ w/c & a/n - smau | wanted to do a social media one cause i love reading them so much so here we are! i really love this actually so i hope you enjoy xoxo
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