#bye i love u soooooo much

[birdlibrary]

[txmxkis]

that was. transformative

[schisms]

darker waves was. THE BEST!!!!!!!!!

[breathinlove]

airport crush ellie williams drabble

read this

cw: none?? js cuteness and v poor writting.

u are both coming back for school after spring break? she had missed her friends and dad. for u, u js wanted to take ur summer clothes to uni.

this cute girl stares at u in line for the boarding... are u actually gonna be sitting in the same plane as her? she might faint!!! mmm she's staring and u can feel her green eyes burning the back of your neck so u turn around and she TRIES to be subtle and look somewhere else. u fucking grin, she's lowkey scared of u... u are sooo pretty!!! someone help her!!!

u are both getting on the plane and she doesn't know if she wants u to sit next her or if that's the last thing she wants... but naturally, since u are soooo lucky u got sat in the front line next to an arrogant lil man and his teenage son. how lovely!!! ellie on the other hand, got sat next to A MOTHER W A BABY??? god it was boutta be a flight.

when u looked around, she looked at u as if ud known each other for ages and mouthed "save me" so u mouthed "save me" god u hadn't even said hi to each other, she was embarrassed but... u went along w it so.

u were thinking, and sure the mother was comfortable back there but u remembered when ur aunt had ur cousin she asked to sit at the front lines. when ellie saw u getting up her eyes shined, like actually, she looked like an anime character right there. u fought ur awkwardness and started talking to the mother sat next to ellie.

"excuse me, would u wanna sit in first line? there's much more space for u and ur baby's stuff. u'd probably be way more comfortable." oh, u were such a sweetheart, ellie is inlove w u already.

the lady actually took the offer. she thanked u and gave u a lil shoulder caress. u both exchanged seats and well everyone's happy i guess!

not everyone, ellie's scared.

she's sat next to this sweet caring selfless girl, who happens to be soooo sooo soooooo pretty. she's terrified and she thinks she might be feeling more than js butterflies in her stomach.

"hi..." she mutters. "saved us both right there."

"sure did." u smiled, putting ur seat belt on, she forgot those... she started putting it on immediately. u chuckled and told her ur name.

"that's pretty, i'm williams, i mean, i'm ellie williams. mmm erm, just ellie." she, is, adorable.

"that's real long and pretty." she dropped her head in embarrassment. "where are u going, ellie?"

she coughed and started talking about going back to college and u kinda yelled "same!", bro why was this convo the most embarrassing ever?(,#&@&@ turns outtttttt u went to the same college!!! wowza...

"no way." she deadpaned.

"yes way, ellie..." u giggled and so did she.

u 2 talked ab ur majors and shit, nothing crazy but ellie was js so cutesy likeeee omg she's so awkward she's kind of a nerd :((( she tried acting cool tho but u were js so pretty and nice she got shy.

she couldn't believe u actually fell asleep while u 2 watched the exact same movie on ur tiny screens... 30m in. she had js met u and she got the honor of seeing u peacefully sleeping. u were outrageously embarrassed when u woke up at the end of the flight tho.

ellie asked for ur number before u even left the plane, thinking you'd would say goodbye then. but... u still had to go all the way out of the airport and grab a taxi. it was awkwardly silent, saying bye and walking side by side for like 6 minutes before she got closer and said "i guess not goodbye." what kind of sentence is that???

u talked ab music and u found out ellie played guitar, u were so happy ab it?? she didn't get why but she felt cool and mentioned she had her own songs and u beggedddddd to listen to them. bro she js thought u were so attractive SOMEONE SHOOT HERRRRR RN. u thought the exact same... like... u play guitar AND write ur own songs??

talked and talked until u both found a taxi, because when she found one, she decided to leave it for u but u wanted her to have it, so u both idiots let someone else have it and waited till 2 taxis were available??^÷×&*!*@

after getting home u waited for a text from her, dying to hear from her. you got it!!!

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

INTRODUCING THE NEW AND IMPROVED COMFYBAG

yall remember how JUST last night i was saying i needed 2 get a new backpack

[swtnrcmnt]

୨୧ — s.r x bau!r; headcanons

more spencer content !! woo ! after publishing the spencer x singer!reader headcanons, i was like yes this is so cute but imagine bau!reader... heart explosion omg. so enjoy !

i've always thought it would be so cute if spence and bau!reader met in like season 1, and then stayed together throughout the whole show. that's just so cute to me :')

like. you probably had a desk directly opposite him and would just tease and bother him to see him get all flustered

your relationship probably started as like a 'fights like siblings' relationship and over time escalated to something more

oh he was for sure the first one to fall in love and fall hard

talking to him about pop culture stuff while he's trying to work and he's just telling you the logic behind things and statistics of you getting married to the hot lead in a new movie

he really really appreciates how much you care about his random little statistic facts. while the rest of the team is now "sorry i asked" you're the one who's like "no, go on" SFUSHDB MY HEART

is so so so nervous to ask you out so he goes to derek for some advice and right away you can tell he did

him coming to work with a new book for you to read since you said you wanted to start reading more

and in exchange you convince him to start reading romance novels and watching reality tv muahahaha

hanging out on the jet after a case and the rest of the team is betting genuine money on how long it'll take for you to get together

being there for him through all the shit he went through since the rest of the team was just soooooo oblivious

fast forward a bit, and this is now the prison arc.. ugh it would hurt so bad to see everything go down knowing you can't visit him because you're on a case and can't call him

i need somebody to write a bau reader reaction to cat adam's pregnancy thing (i can't 100% remember but I'm pretty sure spence wasn't the father anyway) and it causes a small problem in your relationship but blows over pretty quickly

omg speaking of pregnancy imagine having a baby shower with the team :')) penelope and rossi would spoil the shit out of that baby and it isn't even born yet omg

bringing baby reid to the bau to meet the team and spence is just so proud he's a dad now he's just showing her (yes her, he's a girl dad idc) off to everyone he sees like "look at my cute daughter!"

getting married too omg. having the wedding in Rossi's backyard like jj and will did (bc it's now tradition i said so)

scolding him for every stupid decision he makes in the field. for ex, literally taking his vest off in a train full of hostages and a psycho with a gun

but it's ok because at least he's still alive !

i love this dynamic so much it's so cute

my heart is in pieces now bye

that's all for now ! i hope u enjoyed :)

[crosbyism]

HELLO IM BACK (the sid should have gender affirming sex anon) bc i just realized the real and true reason for sid’s old jock. it looks like an infection hazard right?? THATS THE POINT. the constant dick checks needed to prevent a rash. having a glorified 15 step korean skin care routine for his dick and balls. demanding nate double check his junk.

i had a whole thing about sid fucking his way across the masculinity spectrum to tell u and i can’t express it rn :( i am slightly high i think sid starts out w some fairly stereotypical cishet ideas of masculinity and sex, thinking in the middle of the flyers era misgendering. assumes his visceral negative reaction to getting babygirled is as much the sub part as gender (also bc prob has a lot of cishet ideas about gender and penetration and power) then he gets baby boy-ed and it’s like iiiii can shooow uuuu the woooorld like i think he’s a switch (sex competition!) which imo is underexplored but idk maybe he was operating off the hind brain assumption that bc he was topping in a certain sitch he’s be in charge and gets baby boy-ed by a power bottom. or maybe he tries anal but decides penetration doesn’t get him the way a handjob does bc he wants to touch dicks! idk i think sex gets a lot more wet n wild when penetration isnt treated as “realer” than all other forms even if it can be fun! i am high and this is probably a more nuanced topic than i can express rn sorry :( i just was struck w inspiration about sid’s nasty jock and demanding his junk be looked at to see if other ppl thought he was getting a rash or not

sid gets wiggly when condescendingly called sport

ur so right re nate and the eroticization of the everyday via sid’s masculinity kink. also i think one time the sink breaks and sid’s hind brain is like I Know What To Do and it’s not until he’s standing in front of the sink wearing a white tank top jeans toolbelt and holding a hammer (for a sink???) w nate staring at him expectantly that sid realizes he got all his knowledge from porn and has no clue what to do when facing an actual sink

also i think nate can trick? sid into doing chores if he frames it as fulfilling sid’s being a middle aged man kink. home depot dad kink. babe bring home the bacon. hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping). hey stud gimme a ride? wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince. man these burgers are so good u gotta show me the recipe

i’ve mostly talked about sid here but ur nate idea w him having his everyday in a box and sec in a box and sid exploding the boxes is soooooo good

ok bye im going to go eat peanut butter. wait no i have chocolate cake!!!!

BESTIE WELCOME BACK 😍🥰😘 lol i love u and feel free to come into my inbox high and craving chocolate cake anytime. im laughing and delighted

LMAOOO re: sid’s nasty jock being an excuse for regular junk inspections, im crying ur SO right bestie. sid keeps being like: oh nooo i have to get my junk inspected again :( and someone has to fondle it while talking about my cock and balls in excruciating detail :( oh nooo what if they have to take out a magnifying glass :( to check for an infection :( and then they’d have to KEEP talking to me regularly about by cock and balls. and inspect it. every day.

anyone else: sid why don’t you just get a new jock

sid: no :) can’t. ✨superstition✨

like it would be SO ON BRAND for him. im crying. and also rolling in this headcanon like a pig in filth (read: sid’s junk in his jock)

re: sid working his way up to it and discovering the delights and dynamics of queer sex as an underbaked youngling, u r cooking and now i’m thinking about, like. sid nervously for one of his first sort of hook ups working his way up to insisting on topping with a very effeminate gay dude (since he feels safe asking for it there) and the guy just blowing his mind going “mh honey you’re such a stud, you’re gonna come and fill me right up, aren’t you?” sid goes UH. yes. YES PLEASE. and the sex essentially starts the process of boiling the frog for him, bc the guy is like. clearly at least a a decade older, clearly handling the reigns, but he’s also luxuriating in getting a cock inside him, calls sid (“just, uh. don’t call me kid, please.”) a sport, a stud, a good boy, basically sort of caringly soft doms him (“oh you’re gonna blow your load soon, aren’t you, baby boy? inside me? it’s okay baby, your big cock feels so good, i want it.”) while also begging for a cock in his ass. by the time sid walks out of there his queer third eye is blown wide the fuck open and he starts sucking and fucking his way through pittsburgh, craving nothing less than the high of shrimp colour sexual encounters. figuring out the shape of his (masc kink) sexual preferences one ultra specific hookup at a time.

the thing is that as a rookie he’s small in hockey terms, but he’s still a big guy compared to the normal population. so it’s not exactly hard to start topping dudes. but i think he does the classic dom top thing a couple of times and it gets a little boring. he loves fucking jocks, albeit starts out fucking smaller guys than him. he’s ecstatic the first time a bearded guy bigger than him goes to his knees and praises how pretty his cock is between sucking him off. he loves being called baby boy. sometimes even likes being called “kid” (but only in a specific gay hookup way). over the years he grows to like and appreciate all sorts of little masc epithets (big guy, handsome, mister, and ultimately daddy). i’m with you re: absolutely a switch, although i think he works his way up to some stuff. he just always, regardless of dynamic, enjoys sex the most when it’s full of masculinisation kink. he loves to be a dude fucking dudes. any which way. he loves touching a dick

i’m laughing so much @ nate tricking him into doing chores via middle aged dad kink bc why are u SO right about this. this is real to me. once nate figures the masc kink thing out he is milking that cow cock day and night about it. “hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping)” and “wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince” are going to live in my mind rent free forever now, thank u. i’m gonna wake up in the middle of the night two weeks from now thinking: “hunting (grocery shopping)”. and the fact that sid 100% gets off on it. thrives on being referred to like this. sid wants to be the mustachioed porno plumber so bad. nate lets him tinker and break the sink even more just for the kink of it before they break 3 hours and two rounds of sex later and finally call an actual plumber. it’s a good thing they’re millionaires that can afford to break their appliances even more before hiring a professional to fix it.

[bi-writes]

hi b! your biggest fan here <3

you’re a genius, you know that? i eat up every fic of yours. you’re my favourite notification and i so mean it. believe me when i say you’re a real fuckin genius because that’s what you are. every sentence, every word is immaculate.

attached was the BEST thing i’ve ever read in my whole life. mob comes close second though. i’d never thought i would love a fic more than mob, but here we are. i love your mind + i love you. i support everything you do and i’ll keep supporting you. you’re like a celebrity to me. fangirling SO BAD rn. my english isn’t english-ing but i want you to know how much i adore and appreciate you.

i can’t believe you’re doing this all for free but i appreciate it so much. you’re busy with work and you’re still dropping off the finest pieces of art. sorry for rambling BUT i couldn’t resist. love u. wishing you the best week ever >.< hope you’re taking care, sleeping and eating well! keep smiling and stay hydrated! sending you tons ot kisses and hugs! bye-bye <3

omg this is soooooo sweet. <3

thank you so much! i'm not a celebrity, i swear, i'm just a bored software engineer. pleaseeee ily.

[annamatix]

FINAL GOODBYES BYE TUMBLR BYE MOOTS BYE FOLLOWERS I LOVE U ALL SOOOOOO SO SO SO SO MUCH MWAH MWAH MWAH I'LL MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH DONT FORGET ABOUT ME 💋💋💋💋

[cosmicstarlatte]

saw u bring up ur old man crush on the sideblog when u tagged me earlier...

soooooo fuck / marry / kill angel lucifer, og! lucifer, and nb! lucifer? >:)

nsfw mdni

daisy what have I ever done to you??? who even created this game??? 😔

The only way I could come up with a decision is this: lewd the angel because I'm not passing that up🧍‍♂️I'm going to get my probably shaky hands on angel Lucifer.

So now that means I have to KILL a version of Lucifer!?

Why would I want to kill NB Lucifer when he's already been through so much??? TO PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY?? Actually that doesn't sound so bad for him maybe. but then again he's probably a virgin too right???(totally is) So wouldn't I want to marry a virgin demon husband??? Take care of him and show him there's more to life??

But then again OG Lucifer seriously had my heart from the get-go and we have been through so much and he's been lonely after all those years and I wanna scoop him up and show him there IS someone he can love even after all that!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO DO I CHOOSE TO KILL AND MARRY??

...I was going to say marry OG Luci but the thought of virgin demon Luci won last second.

so kill og, fuck the angel, and marry the virgin demon luci in nb.

bye my decisions were based on horny thoughts today

[satoruhour]

omg T baby i have another thot today thats been killing me you dont have to write anything abt it i just want ur thots on this

body worship with geto <333 but hes on the receiving end of it like oh my God

i think abt this with all the jjk characters but this thot makes me especially woozy in the head when i think of geto....oh that man is majestic

a tiny glimpse of his biceps in jjk vol 0 made me feel like i was a victorian man who has seen a woman's ankle for the first time like jesus

i just want to kiss and run my hands all over his body he's so beautiful AND LIKE IMAGINE HIM LOOKING AT U WITH HOODED EYES and his cheeks are just blazing bc wow he's never felt this way

im going to pass out bye-

ROSE URE COOKIINNNGGGGGGGG omfg stop thats so big brained. i prescribe him with at least an hour of body worship everyday bc he deserves it! (mentions of m receiving oral)

just imagine his surprised face when you flip the switch and youre pushing him onto the bed instead and his nervous lil chuckle. “what’re you doing baby?” hes soooooo nervous bc no one has ever made him feel this way before and.. his heart is pumping so fast.

“worshipping you.” and that word makes his heart and dick JUMMPPPPPPP good lord. all his life hes been consuming curses that he felt only like a machine in jujutsu society, made to swallow shit that tastes like vomit and here u are on your knees and making him shiver with just your touch? he felt like he didnt deserve this at alllll

u start with kissing him, running your fingers through his hair and massaging his scalp, moving down to his neck and jaw and he has this really sensitive spot on his clavicle and the moment your mouth reaches the area he moans. hes so embarrassed but u tell him not to apologise. your hands can feel the heat radiating off his body as your hands run over it, just up and down his arms and torso as you kiss down his body eeekkk!!!!.

u can feel his pecs tense up when you knead it, similarly with his abs. hes so so sensitive! hes breathing so hard too ummggfff its so adorable. you give extra attention to his arms that hold onto your shoulders. youre in awe of his physique, always, and you have to hold in shaky breaths when you trace your hands all over his biceps. good GOOODDDDD i wanna feel it so bad. like you can feel him tense up because hes just not used to so much skin to skin contact. you finally reach his hands and u intertwine them. squeezing and feeling his presence. you break away and you hold his hand with both of yours, placing kisses on each and every finger. “you’re so strong suguru... love your fingers, too.”

by this poiint we need to acknowledge that geto is simply head over heels 4 you and is just so drunk on how youre treating him as he looks at you with hearts in his eyes. and then u caress your hands over his muscular thighs, letting u lay ur head on his pelvis for a bit as you palm his bulge softly... and when u take his dick out hes just . lost. hes gone to heaven. the way your mouth wraps around him good god 😭😭😭😭 and your hands never stop their wandering as well, just bobbing ur head slowly and moaning loudly. giving your praises as u take all of him down your throat. “you’re leaking so much pre, su...”, “your cock‘s so thick, and so pretty too” oh my god HE WANTS TO CUM ALREADY!!!!! hes obsessed with the way u kitten lick his tip, the smoothness in which u stroke his shaft aHSHDHHSHRHAHHHA okay im unwell. no more.

come say hi <3

[screampied]

I’m reading your stretch me out fic and I am NOT WELL. the way you write has me in absolute shackles YOU ARE MY FAV BLOGGER FOR A REASON IM MELTINHG

TOJI. “fuck are you even talkin about?” HE SOUNDS SOOOOOO 😻😻😻😻😻 AND THEN THE “bend that ass over” YES SIR. I love how the readers like “I think it’s some scientific” like I started laughing and then I READ THE WORDS “okay girl don’t piss me off” LIKE I BIT MY HAND??? HAVE MERCY ON ME VEGAS ITS 2PM.

not to mention that daddy commentary my eyebrow raised and I GIGGLED N WAS LIKE “OH WE DOIN THAT?? MKAYYYYY”

the talking through it. “listen to her with me” I WANT AND DESIRE THAT. “can’t fucking orgasm my ass” YEAH I JS CAME RIGHT THEN N THERE :333333

I’m writing as I go and I’m abt to read sukuna :3

OHH?? “shut the fuck up n gimme that orgasm, woman” GASP!! THE WOMAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK?? HELLO?????

that reassuring.. “don’t gotta be shy, it’s just you and me here” I’m gonna marry him ☹️ WHYS HE SWEET AWEEEE AND THE I LOVE YOU TOO BRAT I LOVE THIS

??? “say ah” I have no dignity. AHHHH!

GETO AND GOJO?? Im Done here. I actually CANNOT do this anymore. I’m not giving my opinion. the noises I just made were vile I’m not doing this.

if Choso whimpers I’m cooked. MAMA MIA HE DID EVEN MORE IM NOT GONNA SURVIVE THIS.

coughs

i liked your post vegas (I’m frothing at the mouth uncontrollably) and I hope you have a great rest of you day :3 (this will be running through my mind all day, ty 🙏🏾‼️)

— pearl anon 🤍

PEARLY BAE OMG U FLATTER ME u get me so geeked everytime 💔💔 i adore u my sweet 😋💟

BAAJAIFOOVHHKH i love making toji sassy it’s just canon to me in his eyes <3 LOOOOOL reader kills me bc wdym scientific that u can’t orgasm 🧖‍♀️ ?? toji’s like girl bye LOOOO i should have made him said that i would have been ROLLING.

AWWWWW i knoooow right, i love kuna bae sm even tho he’s just as much as an ass like toji PLS. me irl i’d fold instantly with them dirty talking me like that idk 🗿🗿🗿🫸. BYE UR SO SOKFHKBK. gojo n geto’s part i’ve been thinking about writing it nonstop so im glad i did 🌚

THANK YOU PEARLY !!!! 💟🪩☝️you too ! this was soooo sweet to wake up to, i hope u have a great rest of ur day also !!

[webslingingslasher]

j - it's me 💨!! i have some slight updates for you!! i have to fill you in but im crushy and giggly so this might not streamline well.

do you remember the boy i have a crush on that we were thinking liked me back?

i had my big scary exam. it was in an exam hall of 700 people. and GUESS WHAT. out of all 700 people, WE WERE SAT RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. like what are the chances. j i swear that was the man upstairs (amen) looking out for me, because everytime i got nervous during the exam, i'd just look at him and feel calm.

like what the hell.

our seats were assigned. i met up with him very briefly before the exam, literally just by the closest station and we walked to the exam hall together because i get lost easily and hes a weird walking satnav who thinks he's so mature bc he never gets lost. like ever. anyways! we were talking a bit, basically just bullying each other bc we have pre-school rizz where we flirt by bullying each other, except he's kinda stopped flirting with me which is sad. well i guess it's a good thing because he's yet to break up with the gf but he isn't hiding that he likes me. you needed to bring ID to the exam and I brought my passport instead of my licence. he said "you don't drive?" and then corrected himself before i could and he was like "well when you live in *town name* you don't have to drive ig" (bc i live in a part of ldn where nooooo one drives/ubers bc it takes 3x longer than getting the tube). but like???? he remembered where i lived and i don't even remember TELLING him. it was a quickkkkk tiny side comment in one of the convos we had weeks ago and i didnt even think he heard me. i was tipsy on our post-class drinks and murmuring and it didnt seem like anyone was listening but he was!!!

j i want him so much :( when is he gna break up with her. idk if u remember the details but he would carry an inhaler for me bc he knows i have asthma and ties my laces for me etc so i think he genuinely does like me and isn't just sleazy & looking for some random girl.

but even if he does break up w her for me, it's still kinda a red flag bc if he does it to her, he could do it to me. even tho he might genuinely like me? idk. he's stopped flirting but still asked me loads of questions and clearly cares so idk. i just blabbled a lot sorry omg <3<3<3 love to u my fav tumblr friend ever

also his hands are so cute and he wears glasses and he's kinda nerdy but somehow his girl is a bad bitch. idk how he pulled her except i do bc hes so pretty :') anyways.

his hands are soooo pretty j like his fingers are so long and his nails are soooooo clean. i like clean nails. v pretty. i think you'd approve. i sound demented. i think im falling in love. ok bye

💨 xx

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no stop!!!!! i was thinking about this the other day and i was like 'where is she!!!' love the update, hate that he still has a gf. you need to be like 'have you heard this song by ariana grande? no? it's called break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored. it's so good, it's been stuck in my head for weeks.' ((obv im kidding)) but i mean... it's time we pull a miss ariana and steal the man!!!

he likes you and you like him. just be like 'why haven't you broken up w ur gf yet???' 😁😁😁😁

'hey, hey, you, you, i don't like your girlfriend! no way, no way, think you need a new one!' i could do this all day baby.

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

hk update !!!! ive done lots :) iiiiii killed broken vessel and got flukenest (before that bc i was intending to  use it but i dont like its short range I KNOWWW its overpowered i just like my gun) anddd then i got the errr palace grounds stag AND THEN GOT STAGNEST AND OEGUIRFHJKCJAHGF i love the stag soooooo much and then i found the likeee fungal core thingy and i also went to hollownest crown THREE TIMES because the first time i jumped off the second time i jumped off but more precisely bc i thought i did smth wrong and thats why the map didnt like connect where u fall to the crown then i cdashed off and that was cool going up 3 times andddddd i also got deep focus anddd. yeah. oh also earlier today i. er. did...stufff i dont rlly remem OH EYAH i went to oro and did the little secret area under his house yknow i also whacked the hell out of esmy and two big ASSHOLES spawned ive also decided that my 3 least favourite enemies are aspids (ofc) those big jumpy DICKS and the shooty flies in peaks THAT SHOOT CRYSTALS AT YOU AND BACK YOU INTOA  CORNER AND ARHGJFHAJF I HATE THEM SOOOOOO MUCH I WISH THEM ALLLLLL A VERY PAINFUL DEATH OHHHHH I HATE THEM SO MUCH U DO NOT UNDERSTAND THEY R THE BANESSSS OF MY EXISTENCE anddd yeah :) i feel like i did more buttttt i forgot if i did or not wait. OH YEAH i spent ages trying to do that pogo parkour in deepnest yknow the one where u get like a garpede or whatever theyre called and it goes along and u go along and its SOOOOo bad but i did it eventually andddd yeah. and also. i got 1 more mask and 1 more like. soul. container. circle. yeah. BUT. tomorrow i shall do more. anddd. i will. go to the hive now i have double jump. and also fight hornet in kingdoms edge. and then. i will get the kings brand and go to the thingy area and thennnnnn complete everything i cannnn think of. AND THEN i will get the true ending. oh. wait. im gonna have to fight radiance. ohhhh my god. the hollow knight on its own is bad. but like. radiance fuckign sucks. and i have to fight her. WELL THAT SA PROBLEM FOR NOT ME thats for future me anddd yeah this is a long post and i am sorry if u do see this bc its long ithink ive been in a long post mood today yeah ok bye love u.

[soft-jihoonie]

#Whipped - Chapter One

TaoTao: Does anyone wanna help me with this essay i’m stuck on?

Read by 11 people

TaoTao: Y’all can go suck a dick

Jongdae’s hoe: gladly

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Chanyeol is obvious, Kyungsoo is oblivious and no one says no to Yixing.

Chanyeol x Kyungsoo | Jongdae x Baekhyun | Sehun x Jongin | Minseok x Luhan | Yixing x Tao | Kris x Junmyeon - chatroom style fic - 1.3k words

Disclaimer: this fic was started prior to Yifan’s arrest and I do not support him in any way. Any further chapters including him merely write him as a character for continuity

The members chat names are:

TaoTao: Tao

Dog lord: Kai/Jongin

No.1 Vivi supporter: Sehun

Lu: Luhan

Kyungsoo: D.O/Kyungsoo

Kris: Kris/Yifan

Myeonie: Suho/Junmyeon

XingXing: Lay/Yixing

Jongdae's hoe: Baekhyun

Baekhyun's hoe: Chen/Jongdae

Yeol: Chanyeol

Hot dad: Xiumin/Minseok

Chatroom: Fuck This

TaoTao: Do you guys ever think about how many toes there are in the world?

Kyungsoo: I hate this chat and everyone in it.

Lu: ^

Hot dad: ^^

Yeol: but not me right soo?

Kyungsoo: Especially you.

Jongdae’s hoe: and that kids is the sound of all of Chanyeol’s hope dying

Yeol: soos just joking!! i know that

Kyungsoo: Do you guys ever think about how much quieter life would be without Chanyeol around?

Yeol: but i love you soooooo

Kyungsoo: That’s nice.

No.1 Vivi supporter: Why did no one tell me savage Kyungsoo hyung was out?? You hoes would really let me miss that??

Myeonie: Sehun! Language!

No.1 Vivi supporter: But hyung you know you’re my favourite hoe?

Myeonie: Awhh Sehun

Baekhyun’s hoe: and here comes Jongin in 3

Jongdae’s hoe: 2

Baekhyun’s hoe: 1

Dog lord: Sehunnie I thought I was your favourite hoe?

Hot dad: I can’t believe that works every time

No.1 Vivi supporter: I -

No.1 Vivi supporter: Shit u right, sorry not sorry Junmyeon hyung

Dog Lord: ^-^

Yeol: #whipped

Kris: you can hardly talk Chanyeol

Kris: and babe you’re my favourite hoe

Myeonie: I would hope so if you want to get any tonight

TaoTao: I would like to delete that image from my brain

Lu: But then your brain would be empty

TaoTao: @Hot dad Your boyfriend is being mean

Hot dad: Last I checked, there’s nothing mean about telling the truth

TaoTao: Xiiiinnnnggg

XingXing: Come on guys, leave poor TaoTao alone

TaoTao: Luv u XingXing

No.1 Vivi supporter: Suck up

XingXing: What was that Sehun?

No.1 Vivi supporter: Nothing Yixing hyung!! I was just saying how hot you looked today

XingXing: Thank you Sehunnie ^-^

Dog lord: “Sehunnie” ??????

Lu: Uh oh

Dog lord: “S e h u n n i e” ?????

Myeonie: Okay kids, don’t you think it’s about time you get on with uni work?

Kris: you know they’re not actually our kids, right?

Myeonie: W u Y i f a n

Kris: okay kids, listen to your mother

Yeol: #whipped

Kyungsoo: Shut up Chanyeol.

Yeol: anything for u soo

Jongdae’s hoe: i’m gonna puke

Baekhyun’s hoe: don’t worry babe, i’ll hold your hair

No.1 Vivi supporter: Do you think chanyeol realises how obvious he is?

Kyungsoo: Obvious about what?

Dog lord: .....

Jongdae’s hoe: .......

Baekhyun’s hoe: .........

No.1 Vivi supporter: I give up

TaoTao: Does anyone wanna help me with this essay i’m stuck on?

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TaoTao: Y’all can go suck a dick

Jongdae’s hoe: gladly

Chatroom: Fuck This

Yeol: @Kyungsoo can u come to the studio to record vocals?

Kyungsoo: Why?

Yeol: youd sound so good on the song we are writing

Kyungsoo: You think I have the time for that?

XingXing: Come on Kyungsoo, your voice is perfect for this song!!

Kyungsoo: Alright then, i’ll be there in 10 minutes hyung.

XingXing: Yay!!

No.1 Vivi supporter: @Yeol Ouch you okay hyung?

Yeol: never been better hahahaha

Yeol: hahaha

Yeol: ha

Yeol: i have to get back to the studio bye guys

Lu: Great, you broke Chanyeol

Chatroom: The Hoes™

Yeol: hahahaha dont you love being rejected by ur crush

Baekhyun’s hoe: oh boy, here we go

Jongdae’s hoe: dude he’s still coming to the studio

Yeol: BUT HE NEVER DOES THINGS WHEN I ASK!!!!!

Baekhyun’s hoe: okay but no one says no to Yixing hyung

Jongdae’s hoe: yeh it’s the rules

Yeol: maybe ur right i mean he wouldve said no too if jongdae was the one asking

Baekhyun’s hoe: I am offended

Jongdae’s hoe: woah babe, a capital “I”? calm down

Baekhyun’s hoe: i’m chill i’m chill

Yeol: asdfghjkfhfsfnlkjgoerhgerlrgndkfsm

Jongdae’s hoe: you okay there hoe no.3?

Yeol: whydoeshehavesuchaperfectsingingvoiceplsENDME

Baekhyun’s hoe: you need me to come to the studio for moral support?

Yeol: p l e a s e

Baekhyun’s hoe: i’ll be there in 5 mins

Yeol: jongdae ur my best friend ily

Jongdae’s hoe: uhm bitch i’m right here

Yeol: srry dae ur my best friend after baek

Jongdae’s hoe: too late bitch go choke on Kyungsoo’s dick

Yeol: dtfyguhijonfwpmdksuwuohgfiejhfuck

Baekhyun’s hoe: do i need to call an ambulance?

Yeol: i choked on my drink bc of baeks text and soo started patting my back HE TOUCHED ME GUYS

Jongdae’s hoe: why am i friends with you

Baekhyun’s hoe: i’m at the studio, Chanyeol looks like he’s dying and Yixing hyung is v concerned

Jongdae’s hoe: don’t care let the hoe suffer

Baekhyun’s hoe: this is why i’m the nice friend Baek

Jongdae’s hoe: it’s more fun being a bitch Dae

Yeol: j o n g d a e

Baekhyun’s hoe: gotta go, the hoe is struggling

Jongdae’s hoe: Jongdae: i’m the nice friend

Jongdae’s hoe: Jongdae 2 secs later: calls Chanyeol “the hoe”

Chatroom: Fuck This

Hot dad: Why do Monday’s drag so much? Work seemed to last forever today

XingXing: Tell me about it, Yeol and I spent hours in the studio today

XingXing: It’s 8pm and I only just got home

No.1 Vivi supporter: Yeah Chanyeol hyung only got home 10 minutes ago and went straight to his room

Lu: Speaking of, Chanyeol hasn’t said anything here since Kyungsoo rejected him

Kyungsoo: I didn’t reject him, I still went to the studio.

Lu: Because Yixing asked

Kyungsoo: You don’t say no to Yixing hyung.

Jongdae’s hoe: it’s the rules

Baekhyun’s hoe: where did these rules come from?

Hot dad: Junmyeon probably

Lu: Junmyeon

Kris: Myeonie

TaoTao: Probably our literal mum Junmyeon hyung

Myeonie: YES OKAY WE GET IT

Kyungsoo: Luhan hyung is right though, Chanyeol’s never this quiet.

Jongdae’s hoe: .......

Baekhyun’s hoe: ...........

Yeol: @No.1 Vivi supporter pls come to my room

Kris: is anyone surprised anymore that Chanyeol shows up as soon as Kyungsoo mentions him?

Yeol: oh hey soo didnt notice you there

TaoTao: I call bullshit

Kyungsoo: What do you mean Tao?

TaoTao: I.....

TaoTao: @Yeol What do you need Sehun for?

No.1 Vivi supporter: Yeah we literally live in the same house, come to my room hyung

Dog lord: is that a good idea?

Yeol: what if i cant leave my room and you clearly have headphones in so i have to message you here

No.1 Vivi supporter: .... You got stuck under your bed again didn’t you?

Yeol: maybe...

Myeonie: Again? This has happened before?

No.1 Vivi supporter: Sigh i’m coming now hyung

Baekhyun’s hoe: Sehun is done on a whole new level

Yeol: ur the best dongsaeng!!!

Kyungsoo: Idiot.

Yeol: soooooo dont be mean

Yeol: comfort me in these hard times

Kyungsoo: Oh, would you look at the time, I have to go.

TaoTao: Every day I lose more and more faith in Chansoo being real

Kris: ^

Lu: ^^

Dog lord: ^^^

Jongdae’s hoe: sorry Chanyeol but ^^^^

Chatroom: Hot dad + Kyungsoo

Kyungsoo: HE GOT STUCK UNDER THE BED.

Kyungsoo: AGAIN.

Kyungsoo: WHAT A DORK.

Kyungsoo: I WANT TO PROTECT HIM.

Hot dad: Y’know, instead of just yelling to me every time he does something you apparently find cute, you could just be nice and stop pretending you can’t stand him?

Kyungsoo: Sounds like hard work.

Hot dad: Lord knows I need at least a bottle of wine to deal with this...

Hot dad: Okay but y’know maybe he’d realise your feelings then?

Kyungsoo: That’s exactly why I act the way I do hyung

Hot dad: But Kyungsoo if he knows your feeling then you could maybe idk, act like normal people and date?

Kyungsoo: But Chanyeol doesn’t have feelings for me?

Hot dad: Breathe Minseok breathe

Kyungsoo: ?

Hot dad: Sigh whatever go back to telling me about your dork

Kyungsoo: Well considering you asked.

Kyungsoo: HE’S SO CUTE. HE’S SO TALL BUT HE ACTS SO SMOL THAT HE PROBABLY FORGETS HOW TALL HE IS SOMETIMES.

Kyungsoo: HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE GOTTEN STUCK UNDER HIS BED? THAT’S ADORABLE, HE’S ADORABLE.

Chatroom: The Gays

Hot dad: Babe I need like a bottle of wine right now

Hot dad: Oh god he’s gushing about Chanyeol’s ears now

Hot dad: Make it two bottles

Lu: Babe it’s Monday night, you have work tomorrow

Hot dad: Did I fucking stutter?

Lu: I’m about to head home, i’ll pick some up on the way

Hot dad: I love you

Lu: I love you too baby

Hot dad: Buy me the good wine and i’ll suck your dick later

Lu: 2BOTTLESOFGOODWINECOMINGUP

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[brucewaynesasshair]

i HAVE TO comment the latest titans episode(i did give up on some point tho😅)

*my comments r blue

1.

conner: i am done playing demon reascue-and- rehab. this bitch killed my dad and put a snake up my guts" and that's y ur bald and have a leather jacket now😂😂

2.

conner said that dick is a fucking moron???😭

3.

rachel: were not murderers well....

conner: got it. except for all the people you've murderd. (point) like the ones you burned alive in the asylum which caused this whole mess in the first place. fair enough

rachel: that was different

conner: hey! i'm not complaining. shit happens. sometimes people die. it's not always a bad thing. i mean tehnically yes

4.

conner: even bruce figured it out eventually. he did indeed

5.

dick: what the hell is going on?

bernard: ask mr luthor. LMAO I LOVE THIS BOY SM😭😭

6.

conner: kind of busy, richard WOW easy there tiger but fr dicks reaction😭

7.

jinx: eat that(gives her hair) what in the my hero academia shit is this

8.

tim: and i kissed bernard boy went all out😭

dick: big night for everyone we love a supportive bro(finally)

9.

DID SHE FUCKING DIE R U KIDDING ME she did say "not again" soooooo hope not🙏🏼

thats's it i don't rlly have that much so yea

bye.