#by hozier

[cokoweee]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thetismcave]

Trafficblr, I want you to imagine Martyn and Scott with the song Like Real People Do, and suffer.

That is all.

[onemightygoldfish]

I am so normal about this song you guys, so so so normal🤡 God, you wouldn't believe how INCREDIBLY NORMAL I am being guys 🤡🤡 If you came up to me and played it, I promise I'd be SO normal 🤡🤡🤡 I wouldn't start frOTHING AT THE MOUTH LIKE A FERAL DOG WITH RABIES AT ALL GUYS 🤡🤡🤡🤡 YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY GIVE ME A MEDAL FOR BEING THE NORMALEST TO EVER NORMAL, GUYS I SWEAR-

[gayofthefae]

No Edmund and Violet prequel please I can barely handle Francesca and John and it hasn't even happened yet.

[berenikastrash]

Ok but the wedding bells in Too Sweet when he is rejecting her?¿ Hozier u sick SICK man I love you

[creepyboyandhisforestfriends]

Tfw your brain has been playing Hozier’s Take Me To Church on a loop and you think ‘huh, wonder where that came from’ and then you realise it’s bc ten minutes earlier you were reminded of Fleabag and the Priest and your subconscious went DING DING DING WE’VE GOT A SOUNDTRACK FOR THAT

[probablyscreamingintothevoid]

Things that have had an impact on me in 2023

Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion (series)

Blue October (especially seeing them live)

Yuri on Ice

Writing my story for Yuri on Ice

My bestfriend traveling the world

Going back to therapy

Volleyball

First Light by Hozier

Writing when I am angry

Reading books (fanfiction as well, but I have struggled with that more than books)

Piercing my nose

Dying my hair

Purging my physical belonging, especially clothes

[nebulamist]

Romeo and Juliet had the right idea. Nothing says romance like a little bit of blasphemy.

[tall-glass-of-nope]

Bought 4 records today!! Two of them were Carpenters albums at $2 each?? Hell yeah

[vadersaber]

People turning against Chappell Roan for not accepting harassment & stalking of her and her family, saying Hozier is acting embarrassing for defending his girlfriend THAT Y'ALL WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT after she got harassed online, calling Pedro Pascal names for.. apparently not greeting fans loudly in his own private time?

Y'all have GOT to get a grip on real life if you think celebs establishing boundaries is working against you. You do not know these people, you will not sleep with these people and they do not owe you anything!!!!!!

[catholickedd]

- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

[daisyofwaterdeep]

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

[ivynightshade]

fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘i am an observer, but not by choice.’

[text id: my fist has always been clenched around the handle of an invisible suitcase. / i am always ready to leave. / there is not a single room in this world where i belong.]

[jan-sopija]

if the heavens ever did squeak, she's the last true mouse piece

[demaparbat-hp]

Arsonist's Lullaby