I feel like I see so many contrasting opinions on jobs for Bart when he’s older, ranging from scientist, super suit designer, cop (ew), unemployed and bouncing between part time things, etc. Honestly of those I know my personal favorites are fashion design and kinda bouncing between part time courier jobs (he’s never seemed like a full time kinda person to me tbh).
But I got to thinkin about it, what is one thing that we know Bart loves more than most other things? Video Games.
I propose this, indie video game designer/freelance artist Bart.
It makes sense in my head, Bart’d be bitching to Preston or Kon about how he’s beat like an ungodly amount of games and is getting bored/needs something new to play. They would make an offhand comment, joking about making one himself and I think he would find the idea intriguing. (Or honestly Helen could have suggested it after listening to Max get on Bart about needing to do something responsible to make a living & Bart shutting down).
I think that between hero work it would give him a creative outlet for his hyperfixations. Plus he’d probably have a blast figuring it all out. The first couple of games would be simple, figuring out the basics, but after those I can see him getting like really focused on a passion project game that he fully codes and illustrates. (He probably makes a young justice game, or skins in the games of his friends)
He’d definitely become a hit in the indie gaming community for the unique controls and mechanics in his games. People would reach out and ask him to help make their games, and eventually people would just start becoming really excited for whatever project he was working on.
Meanwhile he’s still just chilling with his friends in his free time, letting them playtest his games and taking suggestions on what the funniest easter egg could be. I think he’d mostly be couch surfing, hopping between staying with friends and “family” members on a whim. Usually chilling wherever the YJ was or hanging out at Carol, Preston, or Rolly’s.
Just feels more fun than him being a DC brand of “scientist” (no specific generalization or study) or cop (again ew). Plus he could still design hero suits while doing this (i like that headcanon, its fun)
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so my little faggot car is down for the count (itd cost $1000 to fix its brakeline and the auto guy said even if they did it'd still probably not last another year). so i'm gonna have to buy/finance a used car from an auto lot. Any basic tips. I really just want to get a car that can Go
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You know those like letter exchange programs and sister school things? One of those between Earth and Vulcan so Kirk and Spock are childhood penpals and it includes Spock getting increasingly concerned by what Jim isn’t saying as much as what he is saying, Amanda who thinks their friendship is the cutest thing she’s ever heard of, and Jim who eventually tries to run away to Vulcan and makes it to the Embassy before someone calls Sarek and poor Sarek has to figure out how to collect a child that isn’t his on another planet without causing a diplomatic incident or getting him sent back to an abusive home.
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My car IS totalled (goodbye, sweet sunroof, goodbye secret tunnel that little boys love, goodbye weird brown spots where my grandpa tried to glue the falling ceiling liner back up, etc.)
So NOW the prayer is that my dad finds me a great RAV4 within my budget. Also praise that I have a wonderful dad who really comes through in times like these and knows how to purchase a car.
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bitches, I have a bit of a problem, and it's that my mom offered to buy me a car.
I just finished my second year of college. I have a part-time job lined up for next school year, but it only pays about a quarter of my monthly rent and so I'm looking for a summer job to help supplement it. (I know the best time to look was three months ago, but I wasn't having luck then, either.) Having a car would hugely open up job opportunities, both now and in the future, and I wouldn't be dipping into my savings for the actual vehicle, but I'm just starting to pay my own rent and tbh I don't know if gas and insurance and associated costs would be worth it! should I accept this free car or no?
What a wise and cautious bitchling you are to be looking this gift car in the mouth! Things like gas, insurance, and maintenance can really make a free car anything BUT "free" on a regular basis.
That said, if you're looking for job opportunities, reliable transportation is a huge help. Talk to your parent about the strings attached to the car before accepting. Ask them to help you estimate the monthly costs. Then tell them your concerns about finding employment. Perhaps you can frame this as "Let's only get me a car IF I manage to find a job for which I'll need it."
And be sure to be gracious to your mom. She's trying to do something really nice for you, and might not realize the anxiety she's caused you. Make her understand that you appreciate the thought, but want to be responsible about accepting such a gift. She might not have thought of it in that way, and might come back to you with an alternative idea that wouldn't lead to a financial burden on your part.
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Gonna be kinda all over until the end of the month. Silo put in his two week after a lot of abuse from his superior, like utter misandry and discrimination due to his ADHD. I don't use buzz words lightly, this woman deserves it.
Though this is better overall for his mental health, and when he does get another job, it's a guaranteed 20k at minimum increase, he doesn't have another job lined up. Due to his mental health, I did involve his family and his parents are not gonna charge us rent next month, so we're good for now. However, if it takes longer than that, OOF.
I may advertise my commissions and adjust the prices soon, to kinda make a cushion, but I ain't gonna die if I don't get any.
((I'll reply to the things I was tagged in tomorrow, it's quite hectic atm ahhhh))
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Welp. Beowulf, the beloved car I inherited from my grandmother, is not much longer for this earth, which means I'm going to have to start car shopping. On the one hand, road trip! (Because you should always buy cars from southern states, they're far less rusty) but on the other hand ugh. Cars expensive, and I refuse to have a car payment unless it's completely unavoidable.
So maybe I'll post some paintings for sale soon. And maybe some pottery? Idk about that.
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