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skzfictions · 3 years ago

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Fan Call w/ Lee Felix

Summary: After buying a ton of "No Easy" albums, you win a video call event in which you will get the chance to speak with Lee Felix from Stray Kids. Today was the day you would finally have your call with him, but the problem is you're one of the very last fans on the list to speak with him. So, what will you do while you wait?

Genre: fluff, cute, happy, drabble, fan call

♡Pairing: Lee Felix X GN! Reader

Word Count: 5.3K

A/N: Hello everyone! This is my first time writing on tumblr. I originally got the idea for this drabble from someone’s else’s dream. On YouTube, a post was created asking Stays if they ever dreamt of their bias, and someone said they had a dream of video calling with Felix for like, hours, but while they were talking, they noticed Felix slump forward and fall asleep. Then, they said that they just watched him sleep because it made them happy, and I thought it was so cute so I told them I would write a short story about it. So here it is!

You drummed your fingers nervously against your cherry wood desk as you anxiously waited for the inevitable to happen.

Your desk, which was your study area, was usually a place of comfort for you. After all, it was the place where you not only studied or did assignments, but also ate, watched your favorite K-dramas and sometimes even slept depending on how late some of your study sessions lasted. Basically you lived at your desk which was why you had put so much effort into decorating that particular area of your bedroom.

You figured if you were going to spend so much of your time there then you should make it a place you would enjoy spending time at. For that reason, you decided to cover your desk in Stray Kids merchandise.

It would be an understatement to call you a fan of Stray Kids. As cliché as it sounded you were an entire air conditioner as most fans joked online. A hard-core STAY you liked to call yourself and a fan since day zero. Ever since you became a certified STAY it was like you had to see the boys everyday. Just their presence alone was enough to make a bland, boring day suddenly so much brighter.

That was the reason your desk was currently scattered with SKZOO figurines here and there. The wall your desk was placed against was covered in photocards of the 8 members you had collected from various album purchases. Speaking of albums, those too, were arranged in order along your desk all the way from Mixtape to No Easy.

You also had all the SKZOO pens which currently filled your pen holder. Even your phone, your laptop, and tablet were all decorated with images of Stray Kids. And lastly, your favorite piece of Stray Kids merchandise which you had just got in the mail recently, Bbokari, aka, Felix's character from SKZOO, currently sat on the edge of your open laptop.

You reached for the sunny yellow chick, a smile already gracing your lips at just the mere thought of who the plushie represented. Over the years your affection for the boys only grew more and more, day by day, and year by year. But even despite how much you came to love the entire group, even you had your favorite who happened to be the yellow-haired male everyone in the fandom referred to as "Sunshine."

You never believed anyone so sweet could exist on earth. In fact, you almost didn't even believe Felix was human. If you didn't know any better you would have thought he was an alien sent here from another planet because humans just didn't have personalities like Felix's. Or, maybe he was an angel sent from heaven.

It constantly amazed you how in a world with so much hate, and violence that someone as lovely as Lee Felix could even exist. The literal Sunshine of the group, and the fandom, he lit up every life that had the grace of setting eyes on him and his smile.

You couldn't wait to tell him just how much both he and the band meant to you.

Just at the thought, you were suddenly compelled to glance over at the large box of No Easy CDs you had purchased a month ago that sat on the opposite end of your bedroom. They were a testament to the level of commitment you had for Stray Kids.

That's right. In any minute you were going to be speaking on the phone with none other than the Lee Felix from Stray Kids.

You had bought 30 albums, which ended up resulting in a total that was larger than your bills for necessities but you were okay with that because they were also the winning ticket to the Stray kid's video call event you had entered in last month that would allow you the chance to speak with the one and only Mr. Sunshine himself today.

You shivered suddenly feeling a wave of emotions come over you. You were giddy all over in excitement. You always heard from other fans that video call events were hard to get into, but your friend who was a master at getting into such events had informed you a month ago of what to do so you could win. With their help, you were able to figure out what to do in order to sign up for the event, which included you making the biggest purchase of your life to make certain that you'd get in.

And you did!

Luckily your friend had given you the idea of running an online Kpop store where you could sell the albums in order to earn back the money you spent on making such a big purchase.

In fact, you had already sold most of the box. There were only five albums left to sell.

Based on other people's experiences, you knew video calls were never long. You knew you would only get about a minute or so to speak with Felix. For that reason you wrote down everything you wanted to say to him in that minute because you didn't want to waste a single second of it.

First, you were going to introduce yourself. Then you would let him know just how much he and the boys inspire you every day and how that inspiration had even led to you and a couple of your friends forming a band of your own of which you were one of the main singers of.

You thought Felix would definitely love hearing that. You just hoped that he wouldn’t ask you to sing or anything. That would be embarrassing. You weren’t all that confident in your singing abilities even despite your friend’s insistence that you were good and even the best in the little band you guys had formed.

But, you knew the call probably wouldn’t even last long enough for you to sing to him anyway, so that was probably for the best. Still, you couldn’t help your nerves. You were one of the very last on the list for video calls with Stray Kids’ Felix which meant you were waiting, anxiously, for what felt like a lifetime just for your phone to ring.

You now sighed as another painstakingly long minute ticked by, and you slumped in your desk chair until you let yourself slide to the floor. The more you had to wait, the more your nerves got the better of you and you could feel your stomach getting upset. This always happened whenever you were extremely nervous. All your nerves would go straight to your stomach and they usually came out either from one end or the other...

You closed your eyes and tried to get some control over your steadily growing nerves. The last thing you needed was to throw up right now. Maybe it was a bad idea for you to sign up for this video call after all. Maybe you should just not answer when the phone finally does ring. Would Felix even be disappointed if you didn’t answer? Certainly he has had this happen before, right? Maybe it would be for the better if you just...

*Ring Ring*

"Ahhh!"

Startled, you shot up from the floor like a spring at the sound of your phone.

You could see your phone going off, and you knew this was the Lee Felix calling you.

Without thinking, you scrambled to get back in your desk chair before swiping the screen of your phone to answer the video call and almost threw up once the young blond man suddenly appeared on the screen.

You swallowed down the invisible lump in your throat. Hard.

In all his glory, the beautiful Lee Felix greeted you with a bright smile and sparkling eyes.

You didn't know why but suddenly everything you had written down that you had planned to talk with him about vanished from your brain thus, leaving you completely speechless.

"Hi." He spoke, first, still grinning ear to ear but you were so stunned that you couldn’t reciprocate the greeting.

In fact, you were so incredibly stunned that you just stared blankly at him with a dumbstruck look.

As the seconds ticked by, the invisible lumps you were trying to swallow only got worse and you felt bile in your stomach threatening to come up.

I’m gonna throw up! You exclaimed in your head.

"Oh no!” Felix said suddenly, looking extremely worried. “No, don't do that."

You looked up at him questioningly. Had I just said that out loud?

It was as if he read your mind because he released this deep, honey coated chuckle, while nodding and you swear you almost died at the sound of it.

Your cheeks burned. "Oh, did I say that out loud?"

"Yes, you did but don't feel nervous,” he answered, still smiling brightly. “Just think of me as an old friend you're talking with."

You blinked as you tried to process what he'd just said.

"An o-old frien-nd?" You repeated, shakily, your mind still completely blank. Gosh, you could hear the nerves in your voice! First, you couldn't speak, and now when you finally do you're a stuttering mess. He was going to think you were slow or something!

But Felix seemed to be unaffected despite your worries as he answered back good-naturedly, "Yeah. An old friend who just so happens to be in a Kpop band."

“Okay...friend,” you repeated, placing extra emphasis on the “friend” part, but once you said it aloud, you found yourself suddenly amused at just the idea of being Felix’s “friend” and you started to giggle. Unfortunately, that was your other nervous quirk. Whenever you got nervous and had to speak, you would suddenly get very giggly. In fact, that’s what was happening right this very moment. Now that you were speaking to him, you couldn’t stop laughing. He was going to think you were nuts!

“I don’t k-know why I’m so gig-gly all of a s-sudden,” you were barely able to tell him through fits of giggles. “I had all these t-things I w-wanted to tell you and now I can’t help but l-laugh.”

He looked amused as his grin got even bigger. “Like wha-”

Suddenly, the sound of the timer going off in the background interrupted him, and your heart dropped at the sound of it. You weren’t laughing anymore.

You blew it, and you knew it. You’d had one chance to tell the Lee Felix how much you liked him, and all you did with that chance was stare at him blankly and then laugh uncontrollably. Now your minute is over.

But then, you suddenly noticed Felix looking in the distance as if he was looking at someone off screen and you frowned. He nodded to whoever was speaking to him and then glanced back at you before looking back at the person off screen.

“Really?” he asked the person you couldn’t see as you just sat there completely clueless as to what was going on. Felix then said, “okay,” before turning back to you.

“Is everything okay?” you asked, unsurely.

Felix nodded. “Oh yeah. It’s just, I guess you and one other fan were our biggest contributors to buying the albums but the other person didn’t show up for the video call and since you're the last call, my manager said we can talk a little bit longer.”

You had to do a double take after he said that.

“Really?” you asked, completely stunned. “Is that okay? Is that even allowed?”

You had never heard of this happening to any other fan before.

“Only if you’re okay with it?” Felix said with a shrug of his shoulders and a small smile.

You grinned, big. “Are you kidding?! Yes! Of course! Oh my gosh! Yay! I get to talk with Lee Felix!”

In all your excitement you started to dance in your chair. Felix must have found it amusing because he started to copy your little dance.

“Yay! I get to talk with a STAY!” he exclaimed but then stopped suddenly before looking at you questioningly. “What’s your name, by the way?”

That’s right. You had spent so much time laughing earlier that you didn’t even get the chance to tell him your name. You told him your name and he nodded.

“Ah, y/n,” he repeated in his deep tone, letting the name roll off his tongue as if tasting it. “That’s pretty.”

“You’re pretty,” you suddenly blurted and you immediately covered your mouth after you said it. It was true though. Felix was gorgeous even through a camera for a video call. Your scratched screen on your phone wasn’t even all that great either, and yet he still managed to look amazing.

This got a chuckle out of Felix though. “Thank you, y/n. You’re very pretty, too.”

Now your cheeks were burning and you couldn’t look at him. If he complimented you one more time you swore you were going to shoot out of your chair and go through the ceiling of your room.

“So what were you saying before about wanting to tell me something?”

Felix had his head tilted to the side, looking genuinely curious as to what you had to say and you had to refrain from blurting out how cute he looked.

“Oh,” you began looking around for your notes. You honestly couldn’t remember what you wanted to tell him now that you were face-to-face with him. “I actually had written down a list of things…”

You were surprised to find that you really couldn’t locate your notebook where you had written down everything you had wanted to say to him. You looked back up at him.

“Well...what I had wanted to say was that I really loved hearing you sing on the new album,” you began. “I mean, I love when you rap, too, but I was so surprised by hearing what your voice can do when you sing. In fact, I was like, ‘is that really Felix? He sounds so great!’ So, I really do hope you get the chance to show off your singing more often and that you’ll grow more confident in it because you really do sound great. In fact, your singing has even inspired me and my singing as well…”

“You sing?” he suddenly interjected. You hadn’t even realized you were ranting on-and-on until he did so.

“Oh...well, a little,” you answered, sheepishly. Your cheeks burned again as you realized what you had just unintentionally revealed to him. You remembered that actually was one of the things you had meant to tell him, but just not like that. “Me and a couple of my friends kind of started a band.”

“Really?” Felix’s whole face lit up and he leaned forward, interested. “That’s so cool! Do you guys have a name?”

You squealed on the inside. The Lee Felix thought you were cool. You’ve never been cool!

“Not yet,” you said. “We’re kinda just jamming right now, and trying to figure out our sound. My friends are even trying to get me to sing lead because they say I have the best voice but I’m still trying to get over my stage fright.”

All of a sudden, Felix’s lips spread into a sly grin.

“What?” you asked, warily, frowning.

“Do you think you could sing a little something for me?” he asked, hopefully.

Your stomach dropped, instantly. This is exactly what you had been trying to avoid!

“Um…” you suddenly started to giggle again. “I don’t know. I’ll be so embarrassed.”

Felix placed his hands together in a prayer pose. “Please? I’ll bet you sound great but I won’t know unless you sing a little something for me.”

You looked down, already feeling yourself succumbing to the wishes of your ultimate bias. You would stop the world for him if he asked. So even despite your nerves , you muttered “okay,” and then offered to sing him a Stray Kids song.

He nodded, eagerly. “Okay! Which one?”

“Um...MIA?” you answered in a question form as if to make sure he was okay with it to which he nodded. “I love that song. It’s one of the songs me and my friends have been practicing covering.”

Felix nodded again as he waited for you to start.

You took a deep breath before you began to sing the intro to him.

As you sing, Felix starts to nod his head to a silent rhythm and you know he can hear the music in his head just like you can. His reaction is what encourages you to keep going at least right up until the rap part, but that was okay because Felix then finished the verse by rapping.

You instantly began to hype him up by head nodding and bouncing to the beat in your head. When he finished just before the chorus, you clapped for him.

"I just did a duet with Felix!" You exclaimed.

Felix was grinning as he replied. "Your friends are right. You have a great voice. It's soft and pretty and it matches MIA so well."

"Oh," You looked down blushing not knowing what to say. Still, you thanked him, feeling touched that he liked your singing. "That was the first time I ever sang to anyone else like that," you admitted to him before correcting yourself. "Well, besides my friends in the band, that is."

"So I'm your very first audience member?" He asked with a big smile. He looked really happy.

You nodded. "Yeah. I guess you are."

"I'm glad I got to hear you first, then,” he told you. “You really do have a nice voice. Don't be afraid to step up as the lead singer, especially if your friends think you should. I'm sure you'll do great. And I’ll be cheering you on."

You bowed and thanked him again. You couldn't believe how much he was complimenting you. You thought you were supposed to be his fan, not the other way around! You found yourself wondering if other fan's video calls went like this but then you remembered that your call was a special case.

"Hey, how much time do we have left to talk?" you asked him.

"Why? Do you want to end it now?" he looked taken aback by your sudden question. His big eyes were widened and for the first time since you had answered his call, his smile had fallen.

"No! Never!” You answered immediately, in a panic. That was the very last thing you wanted. “In fact, if I could I would talk with you forever."

This brought back his megawatt smile, and he laughed which helped to calm your nerves about upsetting him. You were still curious as to why you were being allowed to speak with him on the phone for so long though, so you explained to him why you had asked.

"It’s just I have never heard of this happening to any other fan before so I'm a little anxious,” you told him, truthfully. “I don't want to mess anything up or get you into trouble..."

"No, it’s fine, really,” Felix reassured you. “My manager is just being really cool today. I think it's because his wife made him his favorite meal for lunch or something so he's really happy right now and is doing things he wouldn't normally do."

This tidbit of information made you laugh, but while you were laughing, you noticed Felix’s mouth moving and knew he was saying something but you didn't hear it.

“What was that?” you asked once you calmed down.

"I said you have a wonderful laugh,” he repeated. “It's really cute."

And just like that your cheeks were on fire! He just kept complimenting you. You were going to have to flip the tables on him.

"Not nearly as wonderful as yours," you flirted back but immediately cringed after saying it.

This earned you a big toothy grin from Felix. "Oh...smooth."

You jokingly did a hair flipping gesture. “Well, I try.” You laughed and so did he. You were actually starting to get comfortable talking to him now. You couldn’t believe you were actually having a genuine conversation with the Lee Felix from Stray Kids. This was definitely going to be a story you told your grandchildren someday.

From there on, you spoke with Felix comfortably. He seemed to be genuinely curious about you because he kept asking questions about you like how you and your friends came to start a band in the first place, how long had you guys been practicing, and what type of music you were into (besides Stray Kids, of course). He also asked questions about you like what your other hobbies were, and what you were going to school for.

You had managed to sneak in a few questions, too, like about his baking and if he had any new recipes he wanted to try. You also talked with him about the new album and what his favorite parts were about making the album.

“So, what’s your favorite song on the album?” he asked you after answering some of your questions.

“That’s easy,” you replied. You didn’t even have to think about it. “My favorite hype song off the album is Domino, and my favorite more mid-tempo song is either Silent Cry or Secret, Secret, but I think I might like Silent Cry just a tiny bit more.”

“Ah,” Felix nodded as he leaned back in his chair, and looked thoughtful. “All Stays seem to really like Silent Cry.”

You nodded in agreement. “I think it's because everyone can relate to the lyrics on a personal level, unfortunately…” You finished with a slight frown.

“Do you?”

You opened your mouth but then closed it, not knowing how to answer as you stared at him. That was a pretty personal question you hadn’t been expecting. You would be lying if you told him “no,” but you also didn’t want to tell him “yes” and ruin the feel-good mood of your phone call with him. You wanted to keep up your spirits as well as his.

“Sometimes,” you finally admitted, slowly. “But I think everyone cries silently sometimes. But you know what’s funny?”

“What?” he asked, tilting his head again in a cute way as he looked at you, curiously.

“The song makes me want to both cry and party at the same time,” you explained to him. “Like a crying party. Like a party where we get together just to cry together.” You shook your head as you realized how dumb that sounded. “It sounds silly, I know.”

“No,” Felix said, looking thoughtful once again as he looked off in the distance. “ I actually think a crying party sounds like a pretty good idea. Like, healing.” He then looked back at you. “What made you come up with that idea?”

“Well, I actually had read the lyrics to the song, first, before I listened to it,” you began explaining to him. “And as I read them, I remember thinking ‘oh boy, this song is going to be a tear jerker. I’m not going to silently cry anymore, I’m going to really cry.’ But then when I finally did listen to the song, I was completely thrown off by the beat. I was like, ‘dang this beat is kinda hot though!’ and I started to dance.”

This got a chuckle out of Felix.

You continued. “But as I continued to listen to the song, I started to wonder if I should be partying that hard to a song whose lyrics are so sad and intense.”

“That’s totally the vibe we had in mind when we made the song,” Felix said with a nod of his head.

“Really?” You said, surprised. “Well, if that’s the case you guys nailed it. I love that song so much. It’s definitely my comfort song.”

“Wow. I’m so touched to hear that,” Felix said. “We always hope that through our music Stays will feel like we are with them even if we can’t physically be there.”

“You guys really did such a spectacular job with this album,” you complimented him. “I could go on and on about it.”

Felix nodded. “Tell me. Tell me everything. What else did you like?”

“Well…” Since he’d asked, you did just that and literally told him everything you liked about the new album starting from Cheese all the way down to Oh: Mixtape. As you two talked longer, Felix rested his chin down on his hands that were placed on the table he was seated at. He patiently listened as you went from one track to another, sharing every little detail you loved about each song. He was smiling as you got so into how much you loved No Easy. You couldn’t help it but you were just so happy to be talking with him about music, especially since it was a passion you both shared.

However, as you rambled on and on about the music, you began to notice Felix looking a little droopy. His eyes kept threatening to close but then he would open them back up only for his eyelids to fall closed again.

You, on the other hand, had completely lost track of time and had no idea how long you had been talking. If you had to guess you’d say your video call with Felix had been going on for nearly an hour! Maybe even a little longer than that.

“Felix,” you called softly, causing the yellow-haired male to lift an eyebrow, but his eyes were still closed. You smiled at the cute gesture.

“Hm?” was all he responded with.

“Are you tired?” You asked. “We should probably end the call. I don’t want to bore you...”

He immediately shook his head, before slowly opening his eyes back up to look at you. “I’m not bored, at all. Although I am a little tired...But honestly, your voice is just really nice to listen to. It’s soft and soothing.”

You bit your lip, feeling your cheeks burn for the umpteenth time due to him complimenting you. He really seemed to like the sound of your voice which was saying a lot considering he was known to have the voice of the Gods.

“Okay...so you just want me to keep talking?”

He smiled, eyes still closed as he nodded. And you smiled at how cute he looked.

So you did just that. If Felix found comfort in the sound of your voice then you would talk all night if you had to. You didn’t even know what you were talking about at one point the longer you continued. First, you were talking about your favorite songs on the album, which then led to you talking more about the Stray Kids covers your band liked to practice, which then led you talking about your friends and before you knew it, Felix was softly snoring as he had fallen asleep.

You watched the golden-haired boy sleep with a smile on your face. Without realizing it, you mimicked his sleeping position and rested your head down on your hands that were pressed against your desk.

You just laid there and watched him, admiring his sleeping face until you felt your own eyes begin to droop as well. It seemed Felix wasn’t the only one who was affected by your endless chattering. You didn’t want to fall asleep, for you didn’t want the video call with Felix to end, but once you let yourself succumb to your tiredness you were out and off to dreamland.

You don’t know how long you slept for, but eventually, the sound of your phone going off woke you out of your slumber.

You shot straight up and as you came back to reality you realized you were still at your desk. Then, you saw your phone ringing and that’s when you knew everything you thought you had just experienced was all just a dream. While waiting for the call with Felix, you knew you must have fallen asleep at your desk.

You felt a little disheartened by the fact that your dream of video calling with Felix wasn't real but you went ahead and answered your phone once you saw your best friend's name on the screen.

"Did you meet Felix yet?!" they immediately asked the second you answered.

"No," you told your friend glumly. "Besides, I told you I would call you after I spoke with him, remember?"

"Oh yeah, but I just couldn't wait. You sound tired…"

"Yeah. Your call woke me up,” you told your friend. “I guess I got tired and fell asleep while waiting for Felix to call. I actually ended up having a really good dream of him."

"Oooh! Was it hot?" your friend asked, cheekily causing you to roll your eyes.

"No. It was sweet, actually,” you told them as you started to remember the dream. “I dreamt of us having a really long video call that lasted for like an hour."

You told your friend how you talked him to sleep and then fell asleep yourself which made your friend burst out in laughter.

"Not surprised,” they said. “You do like to talk a lot. Especially when Felix is the topic of conversation."

That was true. Normally, you weren’t all that talkative but when Stray Kid’s Felix was the topic of conversation, you couldn’t shut up. That’s probably why you had talked his ear off in your dream.

"Okay, well call me the second you finish the video call with him," your friend demanded, causing you to roll your eyes again.

"I will," you replied, slightly annoyed and then hung up.

Now back to the silence of your bedroom, you decided to pick up your guitar and play some chords while you waited for the video call. Somehow, your dream had helped to relax you so you didn’t feel as nervous as you felt earlier, thus allowing you to put your mind on something else for a moment while you waited.

You began to quietly play MIA on your guitar, strumming and singing along to the song until the familiar tune of your phone’s ring made you stop.

You glanced at your phone, seeing the screen indicate that you were receiving a call. Your heart stopped. This was it!

Coming back over to your desk, you sat down in your chair and gently swiped your phone screen to answer the call.

Upon answering, you were immediately greeted with the brightest smile on the planet as your ultimate bias popped up on your phone’s screen. It was just like your dream but better because this time it was real.

"Hi!” You greeted Felix, excitedly. “Oh my gosh! I can't believe I finally get to meet you!"

Felix’s grin never left his face as he responded in his deep tone. "Hi. It's nice to meet you too. What's your name?"

You immediately gave him your name and he nodded.

"Hi y/n," he repeated and you felt your cheeks heat up from the sound of it coming from his mouth. You never thought much about your name, but it sounded beautiful when he said it.

"You’ll never believe the crazy but sweet dream I just had about you…" you blurted out.

Felix looked shocked as his eyebrows raised, disappearing behind his blond bangs but he looked amused because he was still smiling. "Really? I was in your dream?”

“Mm-hm,” you nodded in response with a big grin. Your cheeks were going to hurt from so much blushing and smiling but you couldn’t help it. After all, you were speaking with your ultimate bias!

“Was it a good dream?” he asked and you nodded again. “Tell me what happened?"

From then on, you began telling Felix of the dream you had earlier, making the most of your limited time to speak with him. Unlike your dream, you wouldn’t waste a single second of it.

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mostlycompetentwriter · 4 years ago

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Domesticated Drabble

Pairing: Bang Chan x Y/N

Genre: Marriage AU; Sequel; Drabble

Warnings: So. Much. Fluff. (small smut scene at the beginning); language

Request:

A/N: Finally finished this one! Please enjoy another taste of my favorite AU!

5 Years Later

“We’ve got five minutes,” I whispered against the pulse point on Chan’s neck, the throbbing vein pumping hard as he panted for breath from above me, eyes shut tight together as he moaned.

“I’ll blow at any second,” Chan cursed, laying sloppy kisses wherever he could reach while fucking me hard and fast.

“Your cock feels amazing,” I practically purred, digging sharp nails into the milky white skin of his back, legs closing in around his waist to keep him close.

“Oh, sweetie, you’re laying it on thick this morning, aren’t you?”

I clenched a vice-grip around the length pumping inside me in response, sending Chan’s hips stuttering against my own. “I’ve got kids in the next room who can wake-up at any second. Excuse me for trying to inflate your ego.”

“That’s not the only thing inflating,” Chan gasped, curling his fingers through mine.

“You’re gross,” I huffed, closing my eyes and throwing back my neck as best as I could in this position: laid out under my husband, orgasm approaching at a meteoric-level speed, and sweat coating my skin in a delightful sheen as the muscles around my abdomen worked overtime to milk Chan for everything that he had before the moment was ruined by my kids.

I half-expected them to burst into the room unannounced at any second, oblivious to their parents fucking in much of the same way that created them in the first place. Locked together with limbs intertwining, sucking in each other’s air, and kisses rough and demanding.

Fuck it had been far too long since Chan and I had last done anything even remotely this intimate, and it was still necessary for us to go at it as fast as possible to prevent unwanted eyes from accidentally catching us at the height of our passion.

I couldn’t help but glance at the clock, realizing that we had been fucking for almost ten minutes, and the alarm had been set for 7:00 AM so that I could somehow wrestle my kids together for their first day of school.

Damn, this is gonna turn out to be a very long day.

“Are you close?” I asked Chan, connecting our lips for a sweet kiss since I personally knew that they were a weakness of his.

“Yeah,” he said, features collapsing into a look of pure concentration as a guttural moan found its way crawling up his throat to release itself at the same moment when I could feel his release emptying into the condom separating us from complete skin-to-skin by a thin layer of latex.

But I insisted on wearing them now.

“You’ll cum too, sweetie,” Chan whispered, laving his tongue across the pad of his thumb before reaching down to connect with my clitoris, drawing rough circles in random patterns to snap the physical breaking point: holding my tongue to prevent myself from screaming as I rode the waves of pleasure until nothing was left but a delicate haze and the sensation of Chan’s cock still stuffed inside my spent pussy.

As it turns out, aftercare with Chan was the equivalent of my husband spewing my praises while insisting on letting his cock soften completely before pulling out: cock warming at its finest.

“Do you plan to pull out?” I asked him, smirking when he whined and buried his face into the side of my neck.

“It’s been a while since we’ve been like this,” Chan remarked.

“The kids need to get up soon,” I said, although there was a sleepy pull weighing down my eyelids. A good fuck tended to wear me out. “They’ve got their first day.”

“Yeah,” Chan agreed, but he made no effort to separate us. In fact, I could imagine us both easily falling back to sleep.

“You’re coming right?” I asked around a yawn. “To their Kindergarten orientation or whatever the hell they call it.”

“Of course,” Chan said, and he finally lifted his head from my shoulder, gaze soft as he took his time to explore my features. “I can’t miss that.”

“What? Watching the teachers drag them away for the first day of the education system they’ll be stuck in for the next thirteen years?”

“You have a way with words, sweetie.”

I grinned. “Maybe I’m just using words to deny the weirdness of my kids starting school and making me feel like I’m 100 years old.”

“It feels like they were just born,” Chan agreed, and he slowly rose himself into a sitting position, climbing out of bed to give me the best view of his naked ass.

“Your ass looks great by the way.”

“Thanks,” Chan snorted, reaching for a pair of black slacks from the floor. “I’m taking a shower.”

“Fine,” I groaned. “I guess I’ll go awaken the sleeping monsters.”

“Let the chaos begin,” Chan announced, closing the bathroom door behind him as I reached down deep into the reserves to muster enough energy to finally get out of bed.

At the risk of sounding too long-winded, the best way I could describe my twins was with a touch of irony. Because, despite looking identical to one another, my girls couldn’t be more opposite in terms of personality.

Leah, the eldest by one minute, was boisterous, loud, and unapologetic when it came to being herself. She was the epitome of a social butterfly, jumping from one person to the next and asking questions that occasionally raised a few eyebrows because of their brazenness.

Her sister, Rose, was nothing like that. In fact, Rose hardly spoke at all, choosing to listen instead, and offer her voice only when she truly felt the need to include it. Of course, side-by-side, they were another thing altogether, far too energetic for me to handle.

This morning was no exception, chasing Leah around the house because she refused to change out of her pajamas, questioning me relentlessly on why it mattered that she had to change.

“I should wear what I want!” she insisted, and I had nearly lost my patience with her until Chan entered the room, and he was one of the only people who could talk through to Leah.

Him and Felix, of course.

Before Felix moved out, he and Leah were practically inseparable, and I could see her uncle’s influence in a lot of different ways.

“You want to look your best to make new friends, right?” Chan asked her, and after a laughable look of concentration, Leah nodded and allowed me to change her into a much more suitable dress.

“There,” I grumbled, turning my attention to Rose who was more willing to be dressed.

“Let’s go have breakfast, yeah?” Chan whispered to Leah, and she smiled and giggled at her father as he took her hand and led her into the kitchen.

I scoffed at how easy he was able to manage her, glancing at Rose who was even more quiet than usual. “Aren’t you excited for your first day?”

She shrugged, looking down at her hands. “I don’t want to leave you.”

I could feel my heart breaking at her sweet words, cupping her face between my hands as I tried to reassure her that she would still see me in the afternoons and evenings. “It’s just a little break,” I said, but I knew that Rose was harder to convince.

In the meantime, Chan and I worked together to have both twins fed and ready to leave the house, packing them lunches for school before ushering everyone out the door because we were teetering on the edge of being too late.

At least Chan had the wherewithal to warm-up the car, and it gave us more time to fasten everyone into their car-seats before pulling out onto the main road, speeding into the downtown district with the clock ticking away. “Well, at least the other parents will think we’re irresponsible.”

“I’ve got this,” Chan said, and I shivered as he toed the gas and grazed just going over too fast.

“At the risk of getting a ticket-”

“Relax, sweetie,” Chan interrupted, reaching over to take my hand. “I’ll handle everything.”

“Uh-huh,” I murmured, glancing up into the rearview mirror to see Leah and Rose engaged in their learning tablets. Even if they were a few minutes late, my kids would still be the smartest. I had made sure of that, spending countless hours with them reading as many books as I could buy, digging out paper and pencils to practice their names and alphabet letters, and reading tons of online articles about the best methods to ensure your child’s early learning set them up for the most success.

Right? So what if we were a little late.

“Mommy? Why can’t you both stay with us at school?” Rose suddenly inquired from the backseat.

I sighed, turning around to face her. “Mommy and Daddy both have to go to work, okay? We’ve already had our turn at school.”

“Our turn?” Chan chuckled, and I pivoted in my seat to glare at him.

“That’s the kind of language we should be using with them!”

“Did you read that from an online expert?”

“As a matter of fact, I did!” I huffed, and I caught his smile, letting me know that he was just messing around.

“I just want them to do well,” I whispered, and his expression instantly softened at the sound of my tone.

“You’ve done so well, sweetie,” Chan reassured me, squeezing my hand even tighter as he turned into the school’s parking lot, finding an empty spot near the back.

Immediately, I was at the back door, reaching inside to help Rose out of her seat, spinning her around to help her with her brand new bookbag. “There,” I said, once her attention was on me again. “You’re ready.”

“I don’t know...” Rose trailed off, and her eyes held all the uncertainty of a five-year-old who was used to staying at home with her parents and uncle. Not the unfamiliar presences of her peers.

“Hey,” I said, kneeling down to meet her gaze straight-on. “I know it seems scary, but I promise that you’ll really love it. I was the same way too on my first day, but my mom gave me the same advice, and guess what? She was right. I ended up loving school, and if there’s a little piece of me in you, then I know that you’ll have so much fun that you’ll forget all about your mommy and daddy.”

Rose’s eyes grew bigger, shaking her head in a manner that was quite endearing. “I won’t ever forget you.”

“I know, sweetheart,” I said, pulling her close for a hug as Chan and Leah emerged from the other side.

“Everything okay?” Chan asked, looking between me and his daughter.

“Just fine,” I said, ruffling Rose’s hair before standing tall again. “Let’s go inside.”

The classroom was already full of students, and I was glad to see some parents lingering, which meant we weren’t as late as I had thought.

“Told ya,” Chan snickered, and I gave him a playful glare before turning my attention to the approaching teacher: an older gentleman with a head of pepper and salt colored hair and kind eyes.

“Hello,” he said, addressing me first. “I’m Mr. Park.”

“Hi,” I said, accepting his handshake. “These are my daughters: Leah and Rose Bang.”

“Ah!” Mr. Park remarked, glancing down. “I’m excited for our twin students! Please, have a seat wherever you’d like.”

“Go on,” I encouraged them when I caught their matching looks of insecurity. “You have each other,” I added, reaching down to wrap their fingers together, giving them one last smile before Leah bravely led her sister further into the room, selecting an empty table near the back.

“Well, it’s so nice to meet you,” Mr. Park said, and I noticed that he had grown a little too close, gaze lingering for far too long.

“Yes,” I agreed, “And this is my-”

“I’m Chan,” my husband interrupted, inserting himself between me and Mr. Park with a brusque movement. “The father.”

I rolled my eyes at his tone, watching as Mr. Park hesitated before nodding and shaking Chan’s outstretched hand. “Nice to meet you.”

I smirked, waiting until Mr. Park had moved on before leaning in to Chan. “What was that, dear?”

Chan scoffed, searching the room for a moment. “He was flirting with you, sweetie. What did you expect me to do?”

“Well, it could be from our morning romp, but it kinda turned me on.”

Chan raised a suggestive brow at my comment, but I gave him a cheeky smile in response before walking in the direction of Leah and Rose’s table. “Look at you two,” I remarked. “I think you made a good choice.”

“I like seeing outside,” Leah said, and I nodded and tucked away a wayward strand of hair.

“You’ll both stay together, right?”

I received synchronous nods in response, and there was a lot of relief on my end knowing that my girls would be just fine.

“We’ll be here to pick you up at 2:00,” Chan said, pointing to the analog clock above the door. “Okay?”

Two more nods. “Remember to have fun. You’re gonna learn so much, and maybe you’ll even be smarter than daddy.”

I managed to elicit two laughs in response to that, and Chan chuckled as he wrapped an arm around my waist. “Be good, alright?”

“Yes, daddy,” Leah replied diligently while Rose nodded her head, attention drifting to a book sitting at the edge of the table.

I smiled knowing that she was showing interest, and then I realized that there was a deeper part of me that was having just as much trouble leaving the girls as they were having with leaving me and Chan. But the other parents were starting to leave the room, and with one more exchange of our goodbyes, Chan and I were walking away from our girls, keeping our own hands locked together as the door closed behind us.

“Woah,” I sighed once we were outside in the hallway. “That was harder than I expected.”

“It’s a big step,” Chan said, and he wrapped an arm around my waist to pull me closer. “But they’ll be okay because they’re ours.”

“Oh,” I laughed. “Is that so?”

“Of course,” Chan said, giving me a perfectly serious look before a smile overtook his features, and any previous doubts were vanquished by the sincerity in that smile, and I knew that as long as I had Chan, then nothing would ever be too difficult to overcome.

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To the Moon and Back

PART 1

A/N: Chapter 2

Warnings: Mentions of bombs

“Hi, I'm Dr. Spencer Reid,” he said, extending one arm for a handshake.

“Dr.?” you said with a smirk, reciprocating his handshake that went on a bit too long.

“Dr.” he replied, still not letting go of the handshake. He seemed to be staring into your soul, all you did was stare back. His eyes were searching yours as if he had lost something in them. His scruffy hair made him seem so innocent.

“But we just call him pretty boy,” Derek said, hitting Reid on the back, releasing you both from your trance.

“Ok, pretty boy,” you replied, looking him up and down while messing with your hair. He seemed to shift his foot stance.

“Round table meeting in 5,” Hotch announced right on queue. You noticed JJ walking over toward you with Prentiss at her side, they reminded you of the mean girls from high school.

“There is one more member of the team you should meet,” JJ said as she grabbed your arm and led you out of the hustle and bustle of the bullpen. She took you down a hallway, passing more agents who all seemed to stop and stare at you. Was there something on your face? Just then JJ led you into a room just bigger than a janitor’s closet. Sitting at the desk was another blonde dressed in a very interesting outfit. She reminded you of Ms. Frizzle.

“Penelope,” JJ announced. “This is the newest member of our team, Dr. Y/N Y/L/N.”

“Another Doctor?” Penelope said. “ Do they give away Ph.D.’s like their candy now?” You stood there confused. Was she being mean or was she being sarcastic? Sure, you looked a little young to have a Ph.D. let alone 2, but you worked really hard for them. “I’m just kidding,” she said. “It’s so nice to meet you, I knew Hotch was looking for a new recruit but I didn’t know we would hit the jackpot,” she said pulling you into a hug. “Wait, are you smarter than the Mighty Professor?”

“They haven’t played poker yet,” JJ interrupted. “They did meet though, and I’d say it went well,” She said giving Penelope a wink. “Are you good at poker Y/N?” You had played before and you had won, but this professor sounds awfully good.

“Over spring break one year in college, I accidentally entered into a poker tournament in Vegas. I won $100,000, paid off half my student loans.”

“How do you ‘accidentally’ enter a poker tournament?” JJ asked. To be honest, you didn’t know, so you answered JJ’s questions with a shrug. “We have to get to the round table meeting.”

The three of you walked back into the bullpen and up the stairs, you entered a new room at the end of the platform with a TV screen and a round table.

“Alright let’s get started,” Hotch said, walking in and sitting down. “Garcia.”

“Does anyone remember this picture,” Garcia started.

“Hotch and I were there,” Rossi answered Garcia’s peculiar question. “That’s principal Doug Givens, we had to drag him to safety.”

“High school bombing in Boise, right?” you added.

“School shooter and school bomber,” JJ continued. “A kid named Randy Slade shot 3 students and then set off an I.E.D. in the school cafeteria via cell phone, killing himself and 13 kids total, but not before posting all of his plans online. It was one of those ‘where were you events’. My whole campus was glued to the TV”

Garcia nodded looking at her tablet, “Last night principal Givens was killed by a bomb modeled exactly like the old one.”

“It feels like the unsub wants to attack the man who kept the whole school together after the bombing,” Morgan added. “It’s a pretty symbolic target.”

“And this week is the tenth anniversary of the massacre,” you added

“And today is the first day of a 4-day event to commemorate the bombing at the school,” Garcia continued.

“Except commemorating it isn’t enough for this unsub,” you said.

“No, he wants to relive it,” Hotch said. “Alright, wheels up in 30,” As you started walking out you heard your name called and looked back to see Hotch cleaning up some papers. “Do you have a go-bag ready?”

“No sir, should I?”

“Yes, head back to your house and get one ready,” He replied. “Here is the address for the airstrip, show them your badge and they’ll let you park there for as long as we’re away.”

“How long will we be away for?”

“Pack for at least 4 days.”

“Thank you, sir.”

“Also, Y/N, good job in there today. I think the team is really warming up to you.”

“Thank you.”

As you made your way out of the FBI office, you thought about all the ways your life was about to change. First off you’d have to buy more work clothes, which you were not opposed to. Your favorite activity, second only to reading, was shopping. Your drive back to your apartment was boring. The idea of packing was boring. The idea of going to Iowa was frightening. You grew up in the midwest and didn’t want to go back. Nonetheless, you packed up what you needed in terms of toiletries and clothes you were good. For entertainment, you packed a deck of playing cards and your favorite book The Narrative of John Smith. You called a neighbor you know asked them to feed your cat. Throwing your bag in your car you groaned at the thought of not sleeping in your bed for four days. While driving your mind wandered back to the team and you started to rank them in your head. Just as you got to the mysterious Dr. Reid, you pulled into the airfield. You showed the guard your badge and drove to the parking lot. As you got out of the car you put on your sunglasses and grabbed your bag. Then you noticed JJ was walking over toward you. She too had on glasses and were carrying a bag. Once she caught up with you, you both made your way up to the jet that was sitting on the tarmac. “You guys have a private jet?” you asked seeing the surprise.

“Wait till you see the inside,” JJ responded.

As you too boarded the jet you took a seat at the table next to JJ and across from Prentiss and Dr. Reid. You settled in and noticed that nobody was talking, they were all focused on whatever boring task they chose to do. JJ was playing on her phone, Rossi was staring out the window, Derek was asleep, Hotch was reviewing the case file, and Dr. Reid had brought a book to read, about half an hour into the flight, you guys started to talk about the case

“Perpetrators of school violence are often sophisticated with their weapons. Randy Slade carried his bomb in his backpack. This guy hid his in Givens' clock radio,” Reid noted. God, he was so smart.

“Yeah, and progressive,” Prentiss added. “Each one tries to top the body

count of the one previous.”

“And they're loners by default, not by choice,” you said. “They try to join various social

groups, but they get shut out.”

“Randy Slade wasn't a loner at all,” Hotch said.

“The family cooperated fully with us,” Rossi noted. “He was a high-functioning psychopath, straight-A student, varsity wrestler, lots of girlfriends.”

“With an above-average intelligence that made him incredibly resourceful,” Reid added. “His explosive of choice was Semtex. It's found at demolition sites, but it's held under lock and key.”

“Which made us consider the possibility of a partner,” Rossi continued. “Never found one.”

“Slade was too much of a narcissist to share credit,” Hotch said. “But he was also an impulsive teen, which is what bothers me about this unsub.”

“His sense of control?” you asked.

“And the end game that he's working toward. Slade's pathology revolved around the big kill,” Hotch noted. “This unsub could have done the same if he'd waited for the candlelight vigil.”

“Which means there's no blaze of glory fantasy here,” Rossi added. “This unsub has

more bombs made, and he's savoring the anticipation of his next attack.”

“You and Reid can go to the medical examiner when we land to examine the bodies. Morgan, Prentiss and I will set up at the police station. JJ and Rossi, you two will visit the crime scene.” Hotch commanded. Once he finished, everyone returned to what they were doing.

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pestcontrolexpertservices · 3 years ago

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The Best Ways to Get Rid of Mosquitoes

You’re more likely to have a mosquito issue in your yard than in your home itself, but having mosquitoes buzzing around during bedtime can be frustrating.

Mosquitoes buzzing around are easier to spot during the day than at night. If it’s getting late and you want to track them down before they can make a meal out of your skin, turn on a lamp, flashlight, or your smartphone, and wait for them to be attracted to the light.

Here are the top ways to repel mosquitoes that have already hunkered down in your home.

Chemical repellent Applying traditional chemical mosquito repellent will keep them from biting you. You should check out products that contain 30% to 50% DEET—the gold standard ingredient for mosquito repellent. In the past, there were some concerns that DEET was not safe to use on human skin, but reviews done by the Environmental Protection Agency have found that DEET continues to meet safety standards when used properly.

The effects of DEET typically last for up to 12 hours. Experts recommend using a repellent that’s 30% to 50% DEET for adults, and 10% to 30% for children over two months. Don’t spray repellent on infants under two months.

Fix any gaps To prevent mosquitoes from entering your home, patch any gaps in screens and doors. It won’t do any good if you go through a careful process to rid your home of mosquitoes just to invite them in again. If you can see sunlight in the space around your door, that means it isn’t properly sealed. There’s an easy fix—purchase a simple door strip.

Mosquito netting If you’re someone who likes to sleep with the windows open at night, consider getting some mosquito netting to keep yourself bite-free.

Mosquito traps There are several ways you can get a mosquito trap—order one online, buy one from the grocery store or hardware store, or even make your own. Here’s how to make your own mosquito trap:

Cut a bottle in half and flip one of the cut halves upside down. Tuck the other half into the lower half of the bottle. Boil one cup of sugar and one cup of water, then add two cups of cool water to the mixture. Let the mixture cool to about 90 degrees Fahrenheit. Add in a teaspoon of active, dry yeast to the mixture. Pour the mixture into the trap. Secure the trap with tape. The mosquitoes will be attracted to the sugar, get stuck, and drown. You’ll need to replace your homemade solution periodically.

Oscillating fans Mosquitoes can’t fly well against the wind. This may sound overly simple, but sometimes, simple is what you need. Turn your fan on and watch the mosquitoes scatter and ultimately give up.

Outdoor soap Some outdoor soaps are specially designed to repel mosquitoes. After you bathe with 100% natural, non-toxic soap like Skin Armour Deep Woods Outdoor soap, the scent of your sweat won’t bother you, but it will repel mosquitoes.

Essential oils Essential oils are said to repel mosquitoes, but they may not be as effective as traditional pesticides. Your best bet is an essential oil that contains lavender, lemon, or eucalyptus. Other options include lemongrass, peppermint, clove, and tee tree oil.

Preparation is simple. Simply mix a few drops of your chosen essential oil with one cup of water, pour it into a spray bottle, shake it up, and you’re done. You can spray it on your bare skin and around your home, but be careful not to spray it on any delicate fabrics.

Coconut oil and neem oil A combination of coconut oil and neem oil, mixed together well with water, can repel mosquitoes for up to half a day. Spray it on your skin as a natural repellent.

Candles Burning lavender candles, or well-known citronella, will keep mosquitoes away since they can’t stand the scent.

Garlic You can follow the essential oil spray process using garlic instead, though it won’t smell as sweet. Many people prefer the scent of eucalyptus to garlic in large doses.

Camphor Camphor is a versatile repellent. You can either leave tablets in your room and let them evaporate, or, more effectively, burn some camphor in the room. Close all doors and windows and leave it burning for about 20 minutes. You’ll have to be outside the room, but you can supervise from a window.

Coffee grounds Simply burn some coffee grounds in a coffee tray or egg carton, and trust the smoke to repel these pests. Do this carefully in an area where it won’t cause damage or set off a fire alarm.

Sage and rosemary Burning sage and rosemary may smell delightful and soothing to you, but mosquitoes hate the scent and will steer clear.

Basil Basil is a multi-use mosquito repellent. You can place a plant on your windowsill to keep mosquitoes at bay, or even use it as a topical oil and apply it to your skin.

Lemon balm Applying lemon balm directly to the skin, especially on sensitive areas like ankles and wrists, has been shown to be effective against mosquitoes. Simply crush it up and rub it on your skin.

Listerine Listerine mouth wash may sound like a random mosquito repellent, but it contains eucalyptus oil and can help repel mosquitoes.

Bug zappers Though bug zappers can kill mosquitoes on contact, this method can get tiring if done over and over. Also, be mindful not to zap harmless insects.

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Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Body Horror Masterlist

ATHF was on just before the age of streaming, so a lot of my memories of the show are fragmented half-truths from bleary-eyed 3 AM viewing sessions. Upon a disorganized loose rewatch of the series I’ve discovered that is just as bizarre and disturbing as my sleep-deprived memories recalled, so I’ve made a fun little list of all the most disgusting and vile things this beloved cratoon enticed me to suffer through.

TONIGHT!

Fry Legs

In an attempt to woo a computer repair technician he’s stalking, Frylock liquefies her boyfriend in public. He then poorly reassembles his corpse and tapes his brain into the shambling monstrosity, assuming his identity in order to marry the technician. As he’s proposing, his legs snap off like dry twigs and Cary Mean’s howl of pain is genuinely upsetting, as is the bluebird picking at his exposed brain, and the chilling implication at the end that Frylock is now permanently trapped in this decaying body. Great work all around. Also, the technician lady is revealed to be a C.H.U.D. who has sex with animals.

Hypno-Germ

Shake sits on a gas station toilet seat in New Joisey and is infected with the eponymous Hypnogerms. To be fair, this is more psychological than body horror, with Shake’s life slowly being overtaken by a persistent fantasy world primarily populated with talking file cabinets who slip him psychic commands to do things like “lock yourself in a cold, dark room”, “smear yourself with garbage and try to cross the freeway” and “eat your own dung”. Also, at the end of the episode Shake farts via his eyes.

Antenna

ATHF predicts 5G: The Episode. Aliens install a massive satellite tower above Carl’s house. It replaces any TV or phone signals with a monotonous video of two aliens passing a cardboard box back and forth, which also causes torrential nosebleeds and swelling of the cranium/eyes. Special Guest Star Voice Over Artist George Lowe.

She Creature

Carl’s pool has turned stagnant with neglect, breeding hundreds of mosquitoes as well as some huge, unidentifiable creature. Carl lets the mob use it to dispose of bodies to help alleviate his debt with them, but ultimately the Aqua Teens “help” him chlorinate his pool and install a filter. The creature is revealed to be a beautiful mermaid, who offers to give Carl an “indescribable pleasure” for 30 bucks, 50 if the Aqua Teens watch. After she swims into his penis, Carl then explodes in a torrent of eggs, as does Frylock, Meatwad, but not Shake. Not even the sea monster wanted to fuck Shake.

Piranha Germs

This one is pretty repulsive, even for me. Shake gets a job as a “viral marketer” from a floating severed head, who assigns him tasks such as eating raw ground beef with a fork from off the ground, or dipping his hands in unpasteurized milk and squeezing raw chicken before walking around a conference hall shaking hands/giving high fives with as many people as possible. Shake eventually contracts a disease that literally devours him at the cellular level, slowly disintegrating his body. The head takes Shake to the company health care provider (another floating head) who has Shake inject himself with more of the virus. Eventually Frylock takes action, hooking Shake up to a machine that “boils and bleaches the blood”, an agonizing process that lasts at least 3 days straight. That over with, Frylock tells a bloated Shake that his blood has been replaced with a highly explosive substance and promptly freezes him. A really unpleasant experience to watch overall, which makes for an excellent ATHF episode. It’s marred somewhat by the fact that its ending is essentially just a less-funny rehash of the next featured episode, and one of ATHF’s best...

The Clowning

I feel like the image above should be all you need to know about The Clowning. Carl gets a wig infected by an alien clown disease. ATHF’s writers seem to have something of a predilection towards horrible viruses, and I gotta say that Carl-centric episodes are always my favourite. He’s just such a delightfully crass and obnoxious character, the writers and animators seem to find such joy in coming up with these nightmarish fates for him. Anyway with Carl fully clownified, Frylock freezes him in the hopes of someday developing a cure. Cut to many years later with the Aqua Teens elderly and senile in a zombie apocalypse, with Clown Carl still frozen, used as a coat rack. Then he falls over and shatters.

Total Re-Carl

And here we are at the logical conclusion of this exercise, the single best episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force ever made, the one that scarred me as a teen, and the one that inspired this list in the first place.

I really love that Carl begins the episode trying to avoid talking to Frylock, to the point where he turns his lights off and hides behind the couch muttering “Go away, dammit. Just go away.” It’s like he knows what’s coming for him. He just wants to sit around drinking beer and watching porno, but these horrible talking foodmin keep ruining his life. He’s trying so desperately to have some peace, which makes what happens to him in this episode that much more horrifying and hilarious.

Frylock breaks into Carl’s house and talks him into coming out to try his new jet engine powered vacuum toilet (that, of course, is sitting on Carl’s lawn in plain sight, although Frylock assures Carl he has built a state-of-the-art invisibility curtain for privacy (a Lie)), and provides him with a care package of fiber tablets, espresso beans, and other laxatives.

After surreptitiously locking Carl out of his house, Frylock and Meatwad watch from a distance as Carl is forced to try out the new toilet and is immediately and violently sucked into the toilet bowl, his body ejected out the back as a red mist, only his head left unmulched. Frylock hooks up Carl’s head to his computer to keep him alive and to translate his brain output to text, and the little flash of dialogue we see on the screen makes me laugh every time:

The Aqua Teens then fail several times to find a replacement for Carl’s body. The first is the corpse of an elderly black man whose body immediately “rejects the head transplant” and begins savagely attempting to rip Carl off his shoulders.

The next try is easily the worst mental image I have ever experienced on syndicated television, and while I love this episode I’m thankful for the simple artstyle and the relative restraint they showed compared to later as far as gore goes.

Frylock tells Shake to order some body parts from online, but Shake buys from “we-got-us-some-medical-waste.com” and receives a soggy cardboard box filled entirely with loose eyeballs. Carl wakes to find his head attached a Heaping Golem of Eyes, which honestly sounds like a Bloodborne enemy 12 years ahead of its time. At Frylock’s behest, he takes a step forward to try out his new “legs” and Dave Willis’s voice acting for this scene still scares the shit out of me, if I’m being honest. Those screams are every bit as excruciating as I would expect for someone whose feet are made from dozens of lidless corneas.

The third and final replacement is a gleaming exoskeleton of weaponized powerarmour, which they quickly realize is a terrible idea seeing as how he just tried to murder Frylock with this eye arms. They end up putting his severed head on a RC car while Meatwad obliterates Shake with the exoskeleton.

Thanks for reading!

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uncreativetitletrack · 5 years ago

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To Go See You

Pairing: Lee Know x Reader

Word Count: 8.6k

Genre: Fluff

Summary: All he wanted to do was go to the convenience store with you, but that simple desire ends up costing more than he thought.

You and Minho are walking out of the convenient store with Minho holding a grocery bag filled with snacks. He’s nibbling on a sausage while you’re eating an ice cream.

“I can’t believe you’re eating ice cream in the middle of the night.”

“And I can’t believe you’re eating a sausage.”

“Hm…true.”

You check the grocery bag, making sure that you bought enough for the members back in the dance studio. You look at the time on your phone, and it’s midnight. A second later, you check again, and ten seconds later, you check the time again. Minho can sense how tense you are.

“What’s going on?”

“I dunno…This is my first time doing this…you know…sneaking out. Like, I know I’m not supposed to let you guys eat so much unhealthy food…What if we get caught??”

He nudges you on the shoulder. “Oh god, what are you so scared about? It’s just once.”

“That’s what you said last time, and the time before. This isn’t a healthy habit!”

“Geez, stop being a goody-two shoes, Manager. You gotta live life to the fullest.”

“Sneaking out to buy candy and snacks isn’t living to the fullest…”

“Whatever, mood killer.”

“What??”

“Nothing.” He playfully replies.

You punch him on the arm, laughing along with him.

During the midst of practice, the members were craving for something—anything—to eat. Unable to bear hearing the cries of hunger from the members, you volunteered to sneak in some food from the cafeteria. Minho, who usually maintains his diet pretty well, also raised his hand up to go with you and even persuaded you to get junk food from his favorite convenience store. While you did retaliate at first, you ended up going along with it and immediately regretted it.

You sigh. “We should’ve gone to the cafeteria instead.”

“Why?”

“I think we’ve been out for too long. What if the CEO sees us sneaking in with these bags?”

“He’s currently overseas, so don’t worry about it! Besides, all they have is salad tonight and I don’t feel like eating it.”

“But what about—”

“You worry way too much!”

Minho wraps an arm around you, pulling you in for a hug. You nearly stumbled but was able to catch yourself. When you look up, your face is nearly centimeters away from him. You heart stops beating, and when Minho smiles, your heart skips a beat. You move away, pressing the ice cream on your cheek so that it can cool down.

“I-I just want to be safe.”

His smile fades away and becomes serious. There are moments when Minho enjoys playing around with you, and he knows that you get shy easily. You always tell him to stop, but your warning goes in one ear and out the other.

“Oh, come on, are you really that upset that we didn’t go to the cafeteria?”

You shake your head. “I’m not upset, I’m just scared,” you chuckle nervously. “But it’s still nice to spend some quality time with you.”

He doesn’t respond immediately. “Mm-hmm, it’s hard to talk to you without having the other guys interrupting. We should hang out more like this another day.”

“We should! I haven’t seen your cats in such a long time.”

“I said that we should hang out with each other, not you with my cats.”

“But I spend less time with them compared to you. I’m just kidding. But back to the point, I really like hanging out with all of you guys, but I’d like to spend time with each and every one of you.”

“Hey, hey, hey, just me, okay?”

You laugh. “You sound like an obsessive boyfriend, but wouldn’t you consider this be considered as our first date?”

He stares at you blankly, pausing before replying. “No. This isn’t a date. But since you brought that up, yea, let’s do it.”

“Do what?”

“Go on a date. Just us two, alone, nobody else. You and me. (L/N) (Y/N) and Lee Minho.”

“What?!” You immediately cover your mouth to avoid grabbing attention. “What…??” You whisper.

“We’re not doing it because we’re romantically interested in each other right? It’s just for fun, but we’re really going as ‘friends’.”

You don’t know how you two got from talking about snacks to going on a date. You almost laughed to lighten the mood, but seeing how serious his face is, you have a feeling that he isn’t joking. You weren’t thinking as the next hangout to be considered as a date, but since you’ve never gone on a date before, so you thought, why not?

“Sure.”

He extends his pinky finger. “Alright, promise me?”

You find this a little cute. Minho, a fully grown adult, wanting to do a pinky promise with you. You grin from ear-to-ear, curling your small pinky with his. “Promise!”

But…amidst the fun, unbeknownst to you and Minho, there’s a strange man wearing a face mask and cap, hiding his identity and crouching behind a bush, taking pictures of you and him together.

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It’s been a day since you snuck out with Minho, and now you’re in the building just coming out from a meeting. It was a briefing to schedule a day to go a radio show that they usually go on for every comeback. Usually, the members are a part of the meeting, but they’re so busy with dance practice that you decided to cover it for them. They’ve gone on the show so much that the producers from the radio are familiar with them.

You look through the schedule on your tablet, seeing how busy they’re going to be next week. You sigh, not excited to see them overworked. They already lack sleep and a member is always receiving a new injury every day, but with the inclusion of going on shows and having cameras on them constantly is just another add-on to their stress. Then again, this is a part of their job, and the best you can do is try to make it as easy as possible for them.

“Miss (Y/N).” Calling from behind you is the head of the casting department’s secretary, Miss Choi.

You give her a polite smile, bowing slightly. “Good afternoon!”

“Choi Eunha would like to see you in her office.”

“Right now? I was just about to head to the boys’ practice room.”

“Yes, this is urgent, and she needs you immediately.”

You don’t like the sound of that. You rarely see your boss, and when you do, it’s usually because you get into quarrels with her. It was like that as well when you appointed yourself as Stray Kids’ manager even after she deemed you as too unprepared to handle a boy group.

You sigh, but you also crack a smile. “Okay.”

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In Eunha’s office, the walls are covered in dark green wallpaper, shelves filled with music scores, trophies, and how-to books on building successful businesses. Hanging on the walls are photos of when your boss was younger, shaking hands with the J.Y.P. along with other important figures. Her desk has a folder organizer, which is basically a convenient metal divider that holds paper. On the opposite end is her desktop computer.

Sitting on the other side of the mahogany desk is you, your shoulders crunched up as you look around the room that you’ve seen many times before. There’s a stern look on her face, meaning that what she’s about to tell you isn’t going to be in your favor. She types, tapping each key individually with her long, witch nails painted red.

Once she’s done that, she rotates her computer around to show what’s on her screen. “Read this for me. Aloud.”

Displayed in front of you is an online article. There’s the title in bold fonts. “Lee Know of Stray Kids Spotted with an Unidentified Woman at a Convenient Stor—WHAT?!”

You cover your mouth with both your hands in utter shock. Underneath the title is a picture of you and Minho, and his arm is around your neck. You can clearly see a side view of Minho’s face, but thankfully your face has been obscured, only revealing your back. Even then, you were wearing your hoodie over your head, so it isn’t even possible to see you entirely.

But still, it doesn’t solve the issue that you and Minho have been caught together. Judging by this picture alone, you can already sense the enormous amout of backlash from both the entertainment world and the consumers. This speaks high volume that this looks like you and Minho were on a date.

“You should be kissing God’s ass right now that the netizen couldn’t get a picture of your face, but who knows when they’ll dig up your identity. Care to explain why you and Lee Minho were out so late at night?” Without even having to ask her, she’s clearly trying to reserve her anger.

“Uhm…okay…it’s not what it looks like, Ma’am…Minho and I wanted to get some fresh air.”

“And why did you guys decide to go out when you guys could’ve just hung outside the building?”

“Well…uh…you see…the boys were getting hungry. They were starving! So I couldn’t let them practice in that state, so I offered to go buy food for them and Minho tagged along with me.”

But you’re unable to convince her, so she opens her mouth to begin her lecture, but you think of anything to interrupt her. “Look, Ma’am! It’s not what you think!! You know how journalists are!! Ah ha ha…they make things seem more dramatic than usual just to get the clicks. Minho and I weren’t going on a date. They were craving for some snacks, so we went out. That’s all! There’s nothing going on between me and Minho. Absolutely nothing.”

Eunha raises an eyebrow, crossing her eyes as she leans back in her chair. The lack of response makes you anxious, internally begging for her to just say something, anything.

“I know it wasn’t your intention to be caught, and I’m gonna go on the limb and believe that you and Lee Minho aren’t dating. However. You still violated the rules. You should be well aware that, as their manager, you must keep your relationship with them professional.”

“Yes, I know, but—”

“And! During their dieting phase, they must not eat any junk food. I trusted you with that responsibility, but you failed to maintain it.”

“I’m very sorry!” You bow. “This won’t happen again! Please, do whatever you want with me, but don’t punish the boys.”

“Hm…very well. Then I have something in mind for you.”

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“What?!” Everybody shouts in unison.

In the dance practice room, the nine boys surround you in a semi-circle. Your head is sow and your shoulders are slumped with shame. Everyone is devastated with the news, but Minho is the one who’s been impacted the most.

“What are we going to do?!” Hyunjin pulls his hair.

“That’s it. We might as well say our goodbyes to each other. We’re not gonna last a week,” Changbin says, like he’s reciting a line from a soap opera. “We’re gonna die.”

“Changbin, it’s not the end of the world. You guys will be fine,” You elbow him playfully, although it was a bit forced. “As much as I don’t want to separate from you guys either, there’s not much we can do.”

Eunha has decided that you will not be with them during their comeback. In order to avoid more gossip, she thought it would be safest if you did work at home, scheduling and making phone calls, and wait until the rumors have died down until you can work with them again. Not only that, but you also can’t text or call them, and if you had something to say, you would have to contact their temporary manager. You can’t even be in the building if they’re in the building as well. You’re practically quarantined from them.

“Isn’t this a bit too much…?” Felix asks with a saddened tone.

“It is…but honestly, this is better than being fired, am I right?” You said that as a joke, but nobody laughs.

“So…no texting? No calling?” Hyunjin asks.

“We can’t even say hi to you?” Seungmin also asks.

You shake your head. “You guys have to pretend that I don’t exist. But don’t worry! It’ll just be temporary. Once the public forgets about it, then I’ll be back in no time. I’ll sure the temp manager will take care of you guys well.”

“But…it’s not gonna the same without you.” Jisung sulks

“Who’s gonna carry my stuff? Our stage clothes? My gaming consoles??” Jeongin tries his best not to panic.

You lower your eyebrows. “Your new manager will do all that for you. And I’m your manager, not your bellboy.”

“I know…but what if the new manager glares at me if I ask him to carry my stuff? At least you understand.”

“Guys, we shouldn’t be whining about it. It’s technically our fault too,” Chan chimes in. “We’re the ones who kept begging for food, and we were well aware of the rules too. The decision has already been made, so what we can do now is continue training and prove that we can do this ourselves!”

“Remember when Chan had to be our manager for a time because we couldn’t afford one?” Woojin adds. “Having (Y/N) babysit us made us forget that we’ve did it before, and we can do it again.”

“Well…don’t prove too well that you guys are independent. Otherwise, I’m not gonna have a job.” You jester.

“Yea…yea, you’re right. We got this!” Jisung cheers, fist pumping the air.

“But…I’m still gonna miss you.” Felix says, but instinctively in English.

“I’ll miss you guys too, but it won’t be for long.”

You love each and every member, especially for how positive their mindset is. Even though they go through their own individual struggles, they do their best to overcome them and help each other. They started from scratch before, so not having you isn’t going to be a problem.

…Or at least that’s what you hope so. You turn to Minho, who hasn’t said a single world since you broke the news. “Minho? Are you okay?”

Almost like that was a trigger, he marches out of the practice room. He’s clearly upset by this, but even more than the members. You run after him, following his heavy footsteps.

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Minho is standing by the elevator, tapping his foot as he waits for the doors to slide open. His arms are crossed, and although his expression is like his usual blank look, there’s fury behind his eyes, like he’s about to start a fire.

You catch up to him before the doors open, leaning over and putting your hands on your knees to keep you up. “Where are you going?”

“I’m going to talk to your boss.”

“What?!”

“It’s not fair.”

“What’s not fair?”

“You’re the only one who’s being punished when I played a part in it too.”

The elevator dings and the doors open. Before he enters, you grab him by the sleeve. “Wait! You’re not serious about talking to her, are you?”

His silence is his way of saying ‘yes, I’m serious.’

“Please think about it carefully. I’m sure it’s because you guys are releasing a new album soon and punishing you guys will just intervene with your schedule. She probably wants you guys to focus on practicing.”

“Then why didn’t she say anything to us? Why is it just you? Did she not say anything about us at all?”

You let go of his sleeve, scratching your chin. “…She didn’t say anything…But! I guarantee that it’s because you guys are working and being disciplined is not going make things any better. If anything, if you want to be cynical, then it could also be because she didn’t want to get in trouble herself! You guys are well-loved, so if she was caught yelling at you guys, it’ll just bite her back.”

He stares blankly at you, but his mind is somewhere else. This goes on for a few more seconds before he nods his head as if he just agreed to the conversation he had in his mind.

“Ah…I get it now.”

“Get what?”

“Your boss is technically punishing us.”

“Wait, what?”

“Yea, by taking you away.”

…Really?

“Ugh, that bitch, because of her we can’t go on our date.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone there, Minho. I’m on temporary leave, not fired. But if you keep calling her names, I’m seriously going to lose my job.”

“What? Don’t deny the truth.”

You can’t believe he called her that with such anguish. It almost makes you laugh, turning this situation more light-hearted. Plus, his priorities are definitely not in the same playing field as the rest of the members.

“And you’re upset about the date? I thought we were just kidding about that.”

Again, he stares at you with his wide, blank eyes, then he shakes his head. “No. I was being serious. Why would I joke around about that?”

Your smile fades, then your cheeks become red. You don’t know how he can remain calm by saying such bold claims. “Minho…stop saying stuff like that or else we’ll get into more trouble.”

He sighs. “I was so excited about this date too, and I don’t want to wait any longer than I should.”

You’re flattered that he wants to go on this date with you, but you actually weren’t intending for him to mean it. However, you can’t bear to break his heart any more than you should, so regardless if he’s joking or not, it’s best to cheer him up.

“Alright, think about it this way: once the rumors died down and I come back, then we’ll plan out this…’date’.”

Light returns in his eyes, and he smiles from ear-to-eat. He gasps subtly, unable to contain that thrill in him, already thinking of places to take you.

“Okay, okay, but wait at least. Give or take a few weeks, then we’ll see each other again, alright? For now, take care, and please take care of the other members too.”

“…Alright.” Minho spreads his arms wide, wanting a hug. As much as you want to hug him, you don’t dare repeat the same mistake. For all you know, there’s probably an employee watching you two.

Wait until everybody forgot, you convince yourself.

You hate that you’re doing this, but you walk around Minho, pressing on the elevator ‘up’ arrow. The door rings open, and you enter. “I-I’ll see you soon, Minho! Good luck on the comeback!”

You keep waving until the door closes, and the last thing you see is his unpredictable, hollow gaze. You don’t know what he’s thinking, but for all you know, you probably upset him for ignoring his hug. You bang your head on the wall, sighing heavily.

“They’ll be alright…right…?”

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Hello, this is JYP,

Firstly, we sincerely apologize to STAYs who have been left with confusion these past few days. With the bottom of their hearts, Stray Kids love and appreciate each and every STAY and would like to clear the dating rumor between Lee Know and the woman in the photo. It is confirmed that the idol and the woman are not dating.

The woman has officially been identified as a JYP employee and would like to remain anonymous. She has violated one of the rules and endangered the idol by sneaking him out late at night, so she has been put on temporary leave. Once again, we would like to apologize for a late response. Please look forward to Stray Kids’ comeback as they worked endlessly for you STAYs.

…Even though you know that this isn’t intended to offend you and to just divert the fans’ attention away, but it still felt like a direct attack toward you. Already from Naver, you’re getting immense backlash. Many of the fans are criticizing you for exposing Minho to danger, then there are others who are outright calling you insulting names.

However, you don’t blame them. The notice itself is vague, and it painted you as somewhat of a villain. It isn’t like you can reveal yourself and beg them to understand your side of the story; it’ll just make the situation worst by revealing your face.

You lean back on your living room couch, tossing your phone to the side. In your one-bedroom apartment, the curtains are blocking every possible opening. You’re afraid that an obsessed fan or netizen is going to take a picture of you through your balcony sliding door or from a window.

It’s been a full week since you last had contact with the guys, and it’s getting lonely. You’ve dedicated most of your time with them that you never really had the chance to make friends. Since you’ve been separated from the boys, you never realized how much of a pitiful life you’re living. You don’t even have a pet to keep you company.

But on the bright side, the release of their new music video went smoothly. They’ve been receiving praise for it, which is a definite plus in the right direction. Fans should be focusing on this, not some half-assed apology that some faceless employee wrote. They became fans for the members, not for the drama.

“I wonder how they’re doing…”

You shouldn’t worry too much. They’re all grown men who live together, and they haven’t burned down their dorm yet, so that’s a good sign that they’re doing fine. Despite that, you still miss hanging out with them.

You sit up straight with a new determination in your eyes. Even if you’re not physically there for them, it’s still your duty as their manager to take care of them. For all you know, they’re probably starving themselves. Luckily, their current manager sent you their location in case there’s an emergency. You search up the name of their favorite fried chicken place, download their app, then placed an order.

Once that’s over with, there’s an option to add extra customer notes. You do have something in mind, but you feel bad for whoever is going to have to do it. You decide to go along with it and pay more in tips. When you’re done, you send a text message to the temp manager to give him a heads up.

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The nine boys return from the backstage and back to their private space. They take off their coats, using handheld fans to cool their faces down. The staff members are putting cooling packs on their faces. They rest silently, none of them saying a word as their temp manager is nonchalantly playing on his phone. The boys stare at him, somewhat waiting for him to say words of encouragement. However, he simply continues playing games, tapping aggressively on his screen.

Even though they assured you that they’ll be fine on their own, but they didn’t specifically say that they’ll be alright in the long run. With each passing day, their spirit falters more and more. Although they’re always encouraging each other, it doesn’t feel the same when you’re not there to give them a pep talk.

“I’m so bored.” Hyunjin says to end the silence.

“It’s too quiet…” Seungmin adds.

“My mental energy is deteriorating…I need something refreshing.” Jisung continues.

“Something…sweet…and nice…and bubbly,” Changbin lists. “…And has pretty eyes…contagious smile…and positive attitude…and very good at managing us.”

“Shh! Don’t say stuff like that.” Chan elbows Changbin, flicking his chin to point at their temp manager.

“Ow! What?? I’m just being honest!! It’s not like he’s gonna hear us. He’s blasting the hell outta his video game!”

And he’s right. The manager has his earphones plugged in, so into his game.

“Still. Be careful with what you say.”

“…I miss (Y/N).” Felix bluntly states.

Chan tries to think of something, but he can’t help but agree with him as well. Everyone here misses you. One of your traits that they took for granted is your gentle nature. No matter how dark things get, you always turn it around into a positive light. Even though criticism is always welcomed, it doesn’t hurt to hear your praise every so often.

But out of the nine members, there’s one who’s taking it the hardest. Minho is sitting on the floor over a blanket, watching a video on his phone. Jisung lays down next to him and looks over to see what he’s watching.

“Hey, hey, whadda you watchin’?”

In the video, Minho is the one holding the phone, and he’s recording a video of his cats playing in his parents’ home. His voice can be heard cooing at his three pets as they claw at their new toy. Within seconds, Jisung is already bored and was about to leave before he hears a second voice in the video.

“Soongie, come here!” Your legs entire from the right side of the screen, getting on your knees and crouching over to get his cat’s attention.

You spread your arms out for her to run in, and Soongie stares at you suspiciously before slowly approaching you. She rests in your lap, and you hug her.

“You’re getting bigger. Minho better be raising you right.”

“Of course, I’m her owner, after all.”

You laugh. “That’s the problem.”

Jisung is able to quickly see the date that the video was recorded, and it was before their debut. Judging by the hairstyle you have in the video, it was taken right before the filming of Hellavator.

Minho pauses the video, staring at a freeze-frame of you smiling at the camera. Jisung gives him a concerned look, raising an eyebrow at his sanity. He then zooms in to your face, gazing at it a few seconds longer.

Unable to handle it any longer, Jisung hits him on the arm. “Hyung, what are you, a creep?”

He stares at him with his emotionless eyes. “No.”

After responding to that rhetorical question, Minho stakes a screenshot of your face—ten times. He presses the home button on his phone, exposing his home wallpaper to be a close-up of your face.

“What in the…”

Despite the rule of erasing any connections that leads back to you, Minho isn’t making it subtle in the slightest. Minho stands up and walks to the counter where it’s filled with snacks and drinks. He picks up a can of soda, flicking it open and the carbonation fizzling into the air.

Jisung follows him, his jaw still hanging open. “Hyung…are you okay?”

“Mm, I am,” he takes a sip then picks up a piece of fruit and shows it to him. “Han, did you know that this is (Y/N)’s favorite fruit?”

“Hyung, can you at least not mention her name?? For all we know, there could be people listening.”

Minho gazes at the soda. “Doesn’t this drink look like her too?”

Jisung slumps his shoulders. “…I think you need help.”

“Why? I’m fine.”

But that response doesn’t do much to convince Jisung. “We all miss her too, but you can’t just keep waving your phone around in public. It’s just going to incriminate her more.”

“You know, I didn’t even get to hug her before she left.”

“Are you even listening to me?!” He sighs. “Sometimes I wonder if your brain is complicated or you’re just single-minded.”

Minho gazes at the soda like it’s his long lost soulmate, rotating it around to see its every beauty.

“Did you guys order chicken?” A staff member enters the private sector.

The members look at each other, giving each other puzzled looks. The temp manager flicks his eyes at the deliverer then sets his phone down. “Here.”

He gets up and takes the boxes of chicken. The boys can already smell the greasy, fried smell of the oil oozing from the containers. The manager sets it down on the counter, displaying the content one by one.

They circle around the food, Woojin opening it first and the brightest smile appears on his face. “Chicken!!”

“Whoa! Did you buy this, Manager??”

The temp manager shakes his head.

“Look, there’s a note.” Seungmin takes out a piece of folded paper.

He unfolds it, and while the handwriting is unfamiliar, the letter is recognizable.

Good job on the performance tonight, guys! Don’t stress yourselves out too much and use every chance to take a break. Make sure to eat a lot and please, please treat the manager kindly.

Even though it’s anonymous, it’s obvious who sent the fried chicken here. Even though it’s you, you made a special request for the chicken place to write a note.

“Managerrrrrrrrrrr…” Hyunjin drags the last syllable of your name, almost shedding a tear.

“Ah…I read that in her voice.” Jisung sniffs exaggeratedly.

The boys pass out the wooden chopsticks, each of them taking a piece and eating it. Each and every member savors the snack, appreciating your gift. Even when you’re not there, you’re still caring for them.

“Minho, are you gonna eat?” Chan turns to him.

But instead of answering, he glares at the box of chicken. Once again, no one knows what he’s thinking.

“…Minho?”

He takes his phone out from his pocket, scrolling through his contacts. Chan leans over to peek at his screen, and to his horror, he’s trying to call you.

“Minho?! What are you doing?!”

“Calling her.”

“Why??”

“Because I want to.”

“You can’t!”

He reaches out to swipe the phone out of his hand. But Minho moves back, pulling his phone away from Chan’s grasp. Minho nearly falls down as he avoids Chan’s hand. In the midst of their fight, his thumb accidentally presses on the ‘call’ button.

“Hang it up right now!”

“No.” He runs away from Chan.

They run in circles while the younger members plus Woojin are staring at their fiasco. Their temp manager doesn’t even bat an eye, piling his plastic plate with as many fried chickens that it can bear to hold.

“Are you trying to get her in trouble??”

“It’s just for a second.”

But this comes to a quick end when the ringing ends, which meant that you deliberately declined his call. Minho freezes on the spot, causing Chan to run into him. They both fall to the ground, his cheek hitting his phone.

“What the hell, Minho?!”

“She…turned down my call.”

“What?”

“She turned it down…” He repeats but in a more sullen tone.

Chan gets up, helping Minho up as well. After getting a good look at his heart-broken face, he’s no longer angry at him and instead, pities him.

“She…didn’t want to answer my call. She doesn’t want to talk to me,” he continues his muttering.

“Hey, hey, chill,” Chan pats him on the back. “She’s most likely following the rules and doesn’t want us to get into trouble again. I’m sure it isn’t because of what you think.”

Despite the comfort, his words go in from one ear and out the other.

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“What did I do, what did I do, what did I do…??” You ramble to yourself.

You didn’t mean to decline his call. You panicked, wanting to pick it up, but in the back of your head, you could hear your boss’s haunting voice threatening to fire you. In a split second, you tapped that red, glowing decline button.

While you thought that it was going to make you relieved, you’re now overwhelmed with guilt. You know full well that before you left, Minho made it clear that he was upset with your boss’s decision. Although you aren’t entirely sure why he would call you, it might’ve been important, so it only makes you feel all the more guilty.

“They…they have their manager…they should be okay,” you try convincing yourself. “It’s only for a little longer.”

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A few more days go by, and still no updates regarding you. No one has any idea what you’re doing, and they’ve been doing nothing but going to one performance after another. Every so often, they would go on a variety show, but then they would go back to performing again.

In the middle of their hectic schedule, they have a chance to take a break, but the boys settled with staying in their practice room to see if they can improve on their choreography. As their promotion is hitting home-stretch, their exhaustion is creeping up on them. It’s times like these when they become the most sensitive—the littlest thing triggering them into a tantrum or breakdown into tears.

And while the boys’ energy is being tested, Minho is the one who’s struggling the most. Every time they have an ounce of a break, he would dart straight to his phone, praying that he’ll see a call or text from you. But to his disappointment, it’s the opposite.

Minho rarely expresses distraught, so when it comes to times like this, they don’t know what to say or do to make him feel any better. The only remedy they could think of is bringing you back, but they don’t want to risk the factor of getting you fired or starting rumors.

“Okay, take ten.” Chan dismisses them.

Just as predicted, Minho glides across the room and to the counter where his phone resides. He turns it on only to slump his shoulders when there’s no notifications from you.

Jeongin and Seungmin watch from afar as they pity him. They’ve never seen him so depressed before. It’s so bad to the extent that they feel bad whenever they’re feeling cheery while he’s suffering.

“It’s like watching a monkey in a cage reaching for a banana that’s too far. So sad.” Seungmin states.

“Do you think we should ask our temp manager if he can put her on the phone? It’s hard watching Hyung in this state.”

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Chan sighs. “Get your head out of the clouds and get back to work! I swear, you need to stop acting like child begging for his mother. You’re a grown adult.”

His bluntness makes Minho return to reality. Even though Minho hardly said a word about what’s bothering him, it’s very obvious what the source of it is.

“Do you want to see (Y/N)?”

Mentioning your name catches his attention, darting his eyes to him. With how fast he moved, Chan jolts.

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“What?? No! Maybe? Probably? I dunno. Look, I’m not bringing her up because she’s here, but there’s something that’s obviously bothering you more than you missing her, isn’t there?”

Minho doesn’t answer, so Chan isn’t sure if he hit the nail or not.

“Wuagh!!!” he shouts without warning, startling Chan. “Who gave that lady the right to boss her around like that?!”

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“Her boss treats her like shit because she just hates her!! This is why she’s forcing (Y/N) not to talk to us! This is a punishment for her, but why does it feel like I’m suffering the most?!” He slams his head against the rails, groaning like he’s in pain.

“…Did you guys end on a bad note before the separation?”

“…I was the one who told her that it’d be okay to go, it’s obviously my fault, but she took the blame. She did, not me. Then she ignores my call. She’s mad at me for getting her in trouble for what I did.”

“…Ohhh…I get it. Then why don’t you just clarify it with her?”

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He nods. “I mean, yea. It’s all mental barriers. When you think about it, there aren’t actually any limits. Just go talk to her, who’s stopping you?”

“…You’re right.”

“Yea, if you feel guilty, then stand your ground and let her know straight up.”

“Thanks, Hyung. I needed the encouragement. Instead of wailing like a baby, I should do something. This is my life, so I’m not going to let what others tell me what to do!” He chugs the water bottle until it’s empty. “Maybe she didn’t intentionally decline my call! I’ll confront her and ask her straight-up!”

“…What?”

With this newfound confidence, Minho crushes the plastic bottle and throws it in the recycling bin. He wipes his lips, marching back inside.

“W-wait…where are you going?”

“I’m gonna go talk to (Y/N).”

“Oh, ok—WHAT?!”

Before he knows it, Minho has already ran off.

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You sigh. Perhaps you’ve become a workaholic—so much so that that’s all you ever think about. You even feel a little anxious if you’re relaxing a bit too much. Not only that, but ignoring Minho’s call also took a small toll on you. You pray that he knew that it was a misunderstanding. If he doesn’t, then when you get back to work, you’ll explain everything to him.

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Then out of the blue, you hear fast-paced footsteps coming from behind. Curious, you turn around, and for a second, you thought that your eyes were playing tricks on you. Running toward you is none other than Minho himself.

“M-Minho?!”

He brakes, stopping inches away from you. You raise your arms up to protect yourself in case he runs into you, but luckily he didn’t. Without warning, he puts both of his hands on your shoulders, staring at you with his wide eyes as if making sure that it’s really you.

Feeling insecure, you avert your eyes. “Wh-wh-what are you doing here?”

Then he twirls his head around, checking his surroundings like he’s being chased. “No time to explain. Come with me.”

Without warning, he carries you over his shoulder. “O-oh my god…!!! Minho!!! Put me down!!” You kick your feet and flail your arms, but when he nearly drops you, you hold onto him. “W-wait, don’t drop me though!!”

“Sorry. Let’s go.” He runs off, still hanging over his shoulder.

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You get down on your knees, scooting closer to him. “What are you doing here? You’re sweating enough to make a lake.”

“My legs…so sore.”

“You’re in your exercise clothes too. Did you just get out of practice today??”

His face turns red, heating up like a robot’s exhausted engine. You brush his bangs away so you can place the back of your hand on his forehead. His sweat rubs off on your knuckles, and while his face is red, his temperature is normal.

“Thank god you’re okay. Do you need water?”

But rather than responding to you, he takes ahold of your hand. You flinch, but you don’t jerk your hand away, unsure of what he’s going to do next. He closes his eyes, moving your hand to his cheek. Your heart skips a beat, but you’re so taken aback that you’re frozen. You can feel his sweat being wiped with your hand, making you conscious that you’re making his face dirty but he doesn’t seem to mind.

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His question throws you off, muddled with what you want to say. You two haven’t seen each other in weeks, and this is the first thing he says to you? Then again, this would’ve been the first that came to mind too when you reunite with him.

“I-I didn’t mean to. I wasn’t thinking and accidentally rejected.”

“…So you don’t hate me?”

“What? Why would I hate you?” You laugh. “Where is this coming from?”

“Oh, good,” he keeps rubbing your hand against his cheek. “I just wanted to ask you that.”

“…That’s it?”

“Yea.”

“…Really?”

“Yup.”

You stare at him blankly, then burst into laughter. “You’re so weird. You come here out of breath and sweaty just for you to ask me that?”

Even though you’re the one who’s giddy, he doesn’t have an ounce of laughter. He isn’t letting go of your hand.

“It’s not funny.”

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“Responsibility…? For what? …Oh.”

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Again, his disappointed look doesn’t go away. You contemplate about what to say next, but nothing comes to mind. With his unreadable expressions, it’s like tiptoeing through a field of mines.

“Why can’t I be happy without worrying about what others think of me?”

His fingers intertwine with yours.

“Why am I criticized for wanting to be with you?”

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“It felt like years since I last saw you. It was seriously hell…”

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“It felt like forever, but it was only weeks. I thought re-watching videos and keeping two hundred pictures of you would make it better, but no. It did nothing.”

“…Excuse me…?” You thought you heard him wrong, but two hundred?

“It made me wonder why I thought like that. And I think I know why…”

He lets go of your hand, wrapping his arm around you, pressing his face against your collarbone. With his weight on your shoulders, you fall on your bottom. His hot breath lays on your skin, making your skin tickle a bit.

“Hey…are you feeling well?”

“No. Not at all. Not even a little. I’m suffering so much that I could die.”

“Isn’t that a bit of an exaggeration…”

“No it’s not. How dare you belittle my feelings like that?” He sulks.

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“What’s so funny?”

“You’re acting like a clingy child. It’s kind of adorable.”

Although ‘adorable’ was meant as a compliment, he took it as an insult. It made him think that you don’t see him as a man but as a baby brother. He’s not masculine, but an immature boy.

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“M-M-M-Minho?!”

He cups your chin, raising it up and forcing you to look at him in the eyes.

“Wh-what are you doing?!”

“What does it look like I’m doing?”

You push him away gently, but he refuses to move. “P-p-people might be watching…”

“Then let them look. Let the entire world be exposed to us.”

He leans over, closing his eyes and puckering his lips. Although you’re a nervous wreck, a part of you feels an odd excitement for this—like you’re doing something scandalous, but it’s thrilling at the same time. Because the media rejects you as Minho’s friend and demands that you’re nothing more than a manager, it kind of hurts you too knowing that you don’t have the freedom to choose. Due to the rejection, you had no choice but to be separated from him and the rest of the boys.

You squeeze your eyes shut, being able to feel Minho’s body heat. He’s so close to your face that you can feel his breathing—you can even smell his natural scent. You’re so nervous that you can’t hear anything else other than your racing heart that runs faster than a speeding car.

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Suddenly, Minho is pulled away from you. You open your eyes and is shocked to see Chan lifting Minho up by the shirt.

“(Y/N), are you okay?? Did he hurt you??”

You’re too surprised to say anything, so you shake your head.

“Minho, if you actually hurt her then I’ll report you—”

“I’m okay, really!”

“Don’t lie to protect his butt.”

“No, no, no, it’s fine. It’s not what it seems.”

“It’s exactly what you think,” Minho interrupts. “I did what you suggested I should do, Hyung. I confronted my problem.”

You turn your head to Chan, raising an eyebrow. “What?!”

“N-not like that! He’s twisting my words.”

Minho grins like he just had a load of weight off his shoulders. You feel like you were being played, but the emotions that he was conveying before Chan’s intervention was definitely not a joke, especially with what he was about to do just seconds earlier.

“Great…” Chan sighs. “Right when the rumors were just fading, who knows what’ll happen now.”

You don’t know either. You turn to him, and he looks a little gloomy when Chan brought up the issue about rumors again. You don’t even know if anybody spotted you and him. But when you think about it, you remember what Minho said.

“Rumors don’t really matter. If people don’t like him for doing what he wants, then they’re more than welcome to ignore it.” You look over at Minho.

For once, he actually has a change of expression, looking rather surprised. You smile, making his cheeks turn red. Chan looks at you, then at Minho, then back at you, confused.

“Then, can I kiss yo—”

“Doing things to people with their consent, of course,” you bluntly state. “But I can promise you that I’ll never quit being your manager, even if my boss fires me. You can guarantee that. Then maybe…” your cheeks slowly turn red. “…We’ll finally go on the date that we promised. I-if that makes you happy…”

You’ve never seen him so genuinely happy. That beaming smile on his eye—so wide that his eyes become crescents. His endearing giggle seeping through his teeth, making your chest become fuzzy inside. Perhaps, it wasn’t so bad that the netizens caught you two together, and now, you don’t mind if they caught you two again.

“I don’t know what happened…but okay…if you say so.” Chan lets go of Minho.

Now off the grasp of Chan, he dashes toward you, hugging you so tight that you can’t breathe. He rubs his cheek against yours, unable to stop his giggling.

“That means that we can date.”

“Date?!!” You blurt.

“Okay, that’s going overboard.”

Chan carries Minho, pulling him away from you.

“Let me go! Manager said that I can do whatever I want.”

“(Y/N), sorry for disrupting your day, but it was nice seeing you. We’re really excited to work with you again.” Chan hurriedly runs off while carrying Minho away.

And just like that, Minho and Chan disappeared as fast as they appeared. You’re absolutely confused with what just happened, but despite the confusion, you’re still flustered with what Minho did. You keep thinking about how he kissed your hand and then nearly kissed you.

You cup both your cheeks, crouching down and hiding your face. Minho is definitely unpredictable, but that’s a quirk that you find charming. You can’t wait to go back to work and see him again.

[End]

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This additional rises the melanin synthesis in the skin without any need for exposure to sun. The individual of the shot has to utilize it frequently till the recommended skin shade happens. There are lots of people who fear needle; because situation we have Melanotan Nasal Spray, wherein the peptide is send inside the body with nose. This procedure offers outcomes similar to the Melanotan 2 Injections for those. You can get Melanotan 2 because it is an efficient and risk-free method to obtain all-natural tan appearance without any sort of health and wellness related problems. It is not just safeguards you from sun direct exposure, however also very convenient to use. We are also provide this wonderful item in UK as well as if you want to have a natural looking tan skin after that order Melanotan 2 Nasal Spray or Melanotan Shots today.

So they established to locate an extra robust and steady alternative, one that would certainly be more efficient. Don't be misleaded right into assuming that Melanotan provides a shortcut to a much safer and also much more also tan.

Melanotan is an essential protein that is synthesized by the pineal gland, and its primary function is to maintain the levels of melatonin within the human body. Melanotan is produced by the Langerhans cells and the retinohypothalamic tract; it can be found throughout the body, including the brain, the gastrointestinal tract, the skin, the intestines, the lungs, the heart, and the thyroid. Because of its dual functions, melatonin is used therapeutically in a variety of circumstances. For example, it has been used to treat sleep disorders, depression, and fatigue. It has also been shown to have potential medical uses in such conditions as osteoarthritis, migraine headaches, multiple sclerosis, ulcers, menopause, and obesity.

There have been some clinical trials conducted in Asia, in which patients with fair skin were intravenously injected with melanoma. These clinical trials provided preliminary evidence that the melanoma can help to control the skin inflammation and skin damage due to sun exposure. Based on these studies, it is believed that the use of melanoma could benefit a wide range of patients with various skin disorders including melasma, acne, pigmentation over spots, age spots, dark underarms, and other pigmentation disorders. These findings are currently being evaluated in phase II clinical trials. The safety of these treatments is still being evaluated.

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In clinical trials, melanoma has shown good results in the treatment of acne vulgaris and moderate to severe melasma. It is also used to treat other pigmentary disorders such as hemoglobinopathies and tyrosinase disorders. There have been relatively few clinical trials evaluating the safety of these treatments. melanotan.eu - what is Belgium Melanotan online of the largest studies performed looked at patients who have had an increased risk of melanoma and who were given a higher dose of melatontan.

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Lots of brand names additionally advise getting as much sunlight direct exposure as feasible during the application procedure to assist advertise the tan. This may sound like great guidance however when you take into consideration that a number of the people who wish to use nasal tanning sprays are likely to be reasonable skinned, this can place them at greater risk. He states images from that time make him feel "physically unwell" as a result of his white skin, and also soon he was doing 6 sunbeds a week - plus tanning creams, creams and also also nasal sprays to make himself brownish. They thought that a reliable method to decrease skin cancer cells rates in individuals would be to generate the body's natural pigmentary system to protect tan prior to UV direct exposure. They presented to test to see if carrying out MSH an all-natural hormonal agent to the body to see if it was a reliable technique to create self sunless tanning. They found that while it appeared to function, natural MSH had a brief half-life in the body to be practical.

Melanotan injections have been used for a long time to treat conditions like psoriasis. More recent scientific studies show that melanoma has potential in treating a range of other conditions as well. The best evidence points to melanotan's ability to improve skin tone, prevent scarring and even reverse some age-related changes. It's possible to see long-term benefits after as little as three months of therapy. If you're interested in trying this therapy for yourself, you should contact your doctor for a free consultation. The safety profile of this hormone is well established in the medical community and there's no real need to rush into a clinical trial of this compound.

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This is due to the fact that the item is unlicensed as it has actually not been safety and security evaluated. There is no proof to support the security of the medication and it is not known whether there are any type of negative effects or the length of time lasting they could be. Having extremely white skin isn't something that many people like as the skin is highly prone to sunburns and also skin cancer. Fortunately, also if you were born with pale skin, you can include some tan to it by taking a reputable medicine to enhance the skin-darkening pigment production. She said that in people who do not tan well the skin is not likely to produce more melanin in action to hormonal agent medications and that it is not a sun block.

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Trutan is the most effective area to buy tanning shots in Ireland, we supply tanning injections to all towns in the UK including London, Glasgow, leeds, manchester, cardiff, Birmingham. Simple self-administered tanning injections, Melanotan II begins working from the first day, advising your skin's very own tanning cells to increase the production of melanin, giving you an all-natural and real tan.

Melanotan functions are complex and somewhat misunderstood. Basically, melanotan allows the skin to absorb increasing levels of sunlight. Melanotan works by binding with the pigment melanin located in the dermis and epidermis layers of the skin. When melanoma binds with the pigment melanin, increasing levels of melanin are allowed to pass into the blood stream. This increased melanin in the blood stream helps to shield the skin from sunlight, which in turn will inhibit the formation of melanosomes, which are negatively charged compounds that form clumps within cells.

In melanotan.eu buy Melanotan Spain ideas United States, melanotan is used to treat a variety of symptoms and diseases. It can be used for the treatment of seasonal affective disorder, a form of seasonal allergy, angioedema, acne, bipolar disorder, convulsions, nervous exhaustion, sleep disorders, and thyroid disorders. It has also been used to reverse the effects of radiation. If you are wondering whether or not you might benefit from Melanotan, it's important to understand the natural process by which Melanotan works. Melanotan is the pigment melanin that is produced by the skin's follicles and is responsible for the color of our skin.

However, individuals of these medications may be revealed to a variety of possible damages, as received this research study, considered that these items are made, dispersed and also provided from an immoral market. Though study has actually been recurring for virtually twenty plus years on this medicine, it appears scientists and also researchers are still no closer to fruition. The drug was created originally to shield people who are incredibly reasonable skinned as well as that have a tough time tanning or may also locate it impossible to tan in any way. Approaches were based on fluid chromatography with ultra-violet detection (LC-UV) at wavelength 218 nm, as well as tandem mass spectrometric detection (MS/MS) after collision-induced fragmentation of the double charged [M +2 H] 2+ forerunner ion (m/z 513). Melanotan 2 Nasal Spray and Melanotan injections release a synthetically synthesized peptide into the skin.

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Methods were based upon liquid chromatography with ultra-violet detection (LC-UV) at wavelength 218 nm, and tandem mass spectrometric discovery (MS/MS) after collision-induced fragmentation of the double charged [M +2 H] ² ⁺ forerunner ion (m/z ² ⁺ 513). Identification of melanotan II was verified by right chromatographic retention time, as well as family member wealth ratios of five qualifying piece ions. LC-UV was made use of to evaluate melanotan II in addition to impurities. Approach validation was done with recommendation to standards for assessing energetic materials in licensed medicinal items to reach acceptable accuracy as well as accuracy. Vials from two shops had unidentified contaminations ranging from 4.1 to 5.9%; contaminations from one store were below the metrology limitation. The complete amount of melanotan II in vials varied in between 4.32 and 8.84 mg, although each store declared that vials consisted of 10 mg melanotan II. A broad range of substance abuse for enhancement purposes can be gotten from the illicit market.

Melanotan is commonly used as an immunomodulator in treating various allergic reactions, including those associated with the treatment of skin diseases. Melanotan injections are typically used for approximately two weeks at a time. One concern associated with melanoma use is the fact that injections may increase the risk of developing a benign tumor at the site of the melanoma injection. This increased risk of developing a tumor can often be controlled by a doctor by carefully monitoring the health of the patient prior to receiving a melanoma injection.

The safety and security of these items is unknown as well as they are unlicensed in the UK. If you have made use of either of these items do not use them once again and if you have any kind of worries you should consult from your medical professional. There is no UK lasting study on the wellness influences of the tanning injections and also the NHS presently discourages usage. With a variety of tanning products readily available to buy, I say phony it do not risk it with injections. Yes, in the short term you may look wonderful as well as glowing yet when the threats of long-term usage isn't recognized, it's simply ineffective.

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While it is in powdered form, the supplement may be placed in the refrigerator in the sealed bag. Besides, the temperature degree needs to range from thirty-six to forty-six degrees Fahrenheit. However, the other foods should not stay near the product. Powdered MT can remain in the right condition for about one year.

Melanotan is a naturally occurring hormone that is produced by the skin in association with the production of melanin. Melanotan is important for the proper functioning of a variety of biological processes, including the development of hair, the pigment of the eye, and the proper functioning of the immune system. It also serves to protect the skin from the ravages of the environment, and to help the body eliminate waste. The hormone melatonin is produced in the pineal gland and the retina, and its activity is most concentrated during the night hours.

Say goodbye to orange spray tans or streaky self-tanning remedies-- Melanotan II is an authentic tan that lets you stay clear of the dangers and also skin-aging of exposure to the sun. It is presently unlawful to sell tanning injections such as Melanotan.

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Using Melanotan 2 as a tanning shot provides results quicker and also are much longer enduring. Nevertheless, Melanotan 2 will certainly not work without some form of UV exposure so obtaining a minimum of 20 minutes of all-natural sunshine a day will certainly assist turn on the melanin injections. Within 6 days you will certainly begin to see your skin warming up to a natural-looking sun-kissed radiance. Melanotan injections boost the levels of the pigment melanin in the skin. This pigment belongs to the body's all-natural response to the sun, as well as boosting degrees of melanin causes skin dimming or tanning. There are two forms readily available, Melanotan I and II, which are weakened in water prior to being infused. Although Melanotan injections is not a certified medication in the UK as well as to offer the drug is a criminal offence, people are still able to acquire the unlicensed shots on-line through below ground websites as well as resources.

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