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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
#the deep fried spicy prawns from the Royal Fortune#Wonton soup from Hoy's Wonton#dont it always seem to go.....
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most stenchsome compadre, how did you propose?
i laid out a trap full of those little hamster car things with the big bug eyes and her predatory instinct kicked in and by the time she was finished tearing them to shreds i'd already put a ring on it
#honestly though i don't remember specifically doing some grand proposition i'm pretty sure we both just said Yo we should be married#and that was it
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EW I'm getting married in the spring. I ascend to matrondom
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"My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects." Hellboy (2004) dir. Guillermo del Toro
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A colossal Aztec serpent’s head made from volcanic rock. Late Postclassic (1325-1521 AD), now on display at the National Museum of Anthropology in Mexico City.
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