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#--/ art#--/ story#ava the dark lord#⬇⬇⬇ context in the tags ⬇⬇⬇#alan becker#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft#ava the chosen one#it is done !! ok ill give y'all the intro context synopsis now#the story goes that way way way way before Showdown cho and dark used to sneak into abandoned-looking buildings in the city at night#and one such target they stumble upon happens to be a storage room containing artifacts from Minecraft#the most interesting being the beds.#on this particular outing cho and dark were returning from other shenanigans and could use a place to rest. perfect!#dark belly-flops onto the right bed (scooting them out of alignment) and strikes a pose.#while chosen is shoving them back together again... oh. he's already asleep? ...???#!!! the beds draw you in if you get too close!#so what was supposed to be half an hour at most rest turned into the whole night. they skedaddled and forgot about the freaky beds.#until. a certain someone goes and dies :333#you get it now ! ! !#it was dark diesn't ALL ALONG-#yeah and then for extra spice i threw in that the hooded stick King meets with during his episode to buy a command block...#...happens to own that storage room.#thus and so begins more brand new shenanigans with dark interacting with this shady rando. i call em seafoam#i highly extremely doubt there's a tag for seafoam . . . wiki calls them only 'hooded stick figure'#anyhow. behind the scenes this was also a practice of drawing things in 3D... keeping on model... and composition for storytelling#and i learned some things about how Whiteboard works too :o i. didn't know about the fill tool. it is cool#yayaya!! so that's been in my head for a while.#thx for reading <3 <3 ill be posting some close-up shots of this and other things i put on the whiteboard later#Minecraft bed
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im forcing you all to look shady-car-salesman erik
[What If Magneto Had Formed The X-Men With Professor X?]
#snap chats#DUDE WHAT IS THAT. I SCREAMED#also before any of you go read this dont it's so nothing. the title LIED it's the most nothing story ive read so far#thankfully this is only a one shot but man. i shouldve listened in that This Is Isn't Worth It#this is literally the only time erik's in the whole thing too btw bar a prologue recapping what happens in the og timeline#im so deadass like he also shows up in some bg shots but thats literally it he says nothing else beyond this page#'what if magneto formed the xmen with charles' god yeah what if. i sure wouldve loved to read that.#'what if they formed the xmen' genuinely yeah how did they do that. can we see that PLEASE.#the only perceivable difference is that erik lives at the x mansion and Probably isnt terrorizing people. and has this god forsaken look#i rescind my statement he's terrorizing ME with that beard and. //gestures everywhere else//#he looks like he's going to try to scam me into buying a shitty ferrari i cant ill take the viking beard just not this#also i think gaby and erik are just. inexplicably married????? they never cover that ???? thats just a thing to vaguely acknowledge#they dont even say it there's a book that's credited as 'erik magnus lehnsherr' and 'gabrielle haller lensherr' like ok. what.#they dont even properly tell us why eriks here or like. how erik and charles find the xmen. or why gaby's here vjeALKJEK#LIKE COOL HI GABS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE she's a mutant now. forgot about that. ???????????????#the weird plot did distract me from. Whatever This Is but now im focusing on it again and im dying#i think what's really killing me is the earrings like oh my god. wow ok. wow...... terrible choice !#if i squint i can imagine the ponytail's gone from his side profile and it's a lil better but ...... jljalKjalJA#anyway i said id read every xmen comic and. regretting some choices but we ball#for now im gonna go wind down ... maybe doodle a bit who's to say ..
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Replenishing the Nonfiction Stack; or, We're Calling the Book Buying Ban a Wash, Officially.
I am not, apparently, immune to coupons for niche nonfiction that's directly up my alley (octopus minds and RUSSIAN OWLS, hello??? Thanks, bookshop!).
I thought perhaps the BURGLAR'S GUIDE would also be covered under said coupon, since it was publisher-specific (alas: it was Not, but we might as well bundle for shipping purposes). And then while I was shopping IRL for gifties I found a copy of ROOM, which has been on my list for...ever? So! Hopefully these will hold me over on the nonfiction front for a minute!
#books#book photography#nonfiction#tbr#a burglar's guide to the city#geoff manaugh#a room of one's own#virginia woolf#other minds#peter godfrey-smith#owls of the eastern ice#jonathan c. slaght#it was an FSG/Picador coupon that bookshop sent me lol#and i knew burglar's guide was also FSG but apparently the coupon was only for Specific Books on their List#(owls and minds)#so. those were impulse buys.#burglar's lowkey was too tbh#ROOM was 'if i cannot literally buy myself a room of my own right now i will purchase this book about it'#(the housing market will be the death of me i stg)#i saw a snippet from burglar's on this hellsite and thought 'ah architecture and thievery YES please'#seriously all my niche interests right here lolol#and yeah okay i really did think i was going to moderate a book ban (read 5 buy 1)#but i've been failing at that since. january. and i will not catch up at this stage :(#so we'll just call that dead to the world and pretend it didn't ever exist :)#ANYWAY PLEASE BEHOLD MY PRETTY BOOKS!!!#i had a spine shot but i didn't love what it did to the photoset composition lol#might as well post that separately here i goooo
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MiqoMarch Day 23 - Midnight
With their intended voyage into the void only a few days out, Arsay thought it the upmost importance that she steal her partner away to Kugane, that they might share one more fond memory together should things not turn out the way they plan in the thirteenth. It was as they crossed the very same bridge the miqo'te had once sat on together two years prior when Arsay gifted Y'shtola with a bracelet matching that of her own. A token of endearment which, Arsay confessed, she would have given to her fellow scion back then, had nerves not gotten the best of her. While their relationship has undoubtedly changed since the initial purchase of the jewellery, the sentiment remained the same. Y'shtola was someone who Arsay loved dearly and she will forever be grateful to have the seeker's life intertwined with her own. No matter where their free spirits took them, they would always hold each other in their hearts. A promise Y'shtola was more than willing to keep. She slipped the the string of beads around her wrist without a second thought. They were never to come off, not even when the two decided to delay their return to Radz-at-Han in favour of a private bath at the dead of night.
#miqomarch#miqomarch 2024#ffxiv#y'shtola rhul#y'shtola x wol#wolshtola#arsay nun lore#arshtola#thanks to nhaneh for the body mod#i had to do some insane fov to get the moon and them in the same shot so sorry for the distortion#forcing arshtola lore into this prompt since idk when Ill ever get around to gposing the actual scene#this is between 6.1 and 6.2!#endwalker patch spoilers#i had the idea that arsay bought the Dai-ryumyaku bracelets from a vendor between 4.3 n 4.4 when shtola is off to the doman enclave#and arsay is like hey wait you should let me show you around kugane on the way over!#a fun friend date that ends with shtola finally accepting she has a crush on arsay and its terminal#and arsay having a single moment where she starts reflecting on feelings & thinks maybe she missed hanging out w/shtola more than she shoul#only to quickly butt that idea out of her head and continue being super normal#arsay notices these matching bracelets with red and purple string and shes like oh they are so cute and they look like#they belong in a pair it would be so sad if they were ever split up unexpectedly#i know ill buy them and give one to shtola wouldnt that be fun!#so she does that and then cant bring herself to give yshtola the damn thing because she starts second guessing herself#so arsay stashes the bracelets away and she started wearing hers later under her glove#fast forward to two years later and arsay finds the other one in one of her bags#and now shes dating yshtola and they are about to go somewhere super dangerous#what better time to tell your gf how much they have always meant to you#and what better way to do it than with a gift and some words spoken from the heart?#it was a little unconventional since arsay didnt really have marriage on the mind but it was a proposal in a sense#WOL posting#Arsay Nun
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Young odysseus convincing everyone Ithaca is nothing but a poor island with rocks and goats to avoid any raids/conquerors/so he doesn't get murdered for talking to Helen bc "it's not like he's a real choice"
Young odysseus falling in love with Penelope at the same event: wait. Wait shit I fucked up hold on just hear me out
#the odyssey#Odysseus#Penelope#Pre-canon(?)#odypen#Odypen meet ulgy#When the cute “bumpkin” boy wants to marry you but only brought 3 goats for your cousins gifts#AND you caught him spying on your family#There's like a single line in the odyssey where I think some god is narratoring (not 100% sure)#And they have a well actually interjection moment to explain how Ithaca isn't just one island it actually has a shit ton of land#And is technically richer then every other country#Which honestly just makes it funnier that odysseus was like welp time to beg again with zero issues for 10 years#But it will never not be funny to me that young odysseus really shot himself in the foot with Penelopes family for the start#Like clearly it worked out but I bet Penelope father HATES him#Listen odysseus showed up to Helen's courting for the drama ONLY he never planned on marrying her#Bc he knew her husband would be murdered immediately#My man showed up for the drama and stayed for Penelope#Otp#I love them#And need more of these two being rat bastards to each other and LOVING it#Listen neither one of them has let a single thing go in their whole life and they like that about the other#Odysseus going to buy anything for his wife ever#Penelope: Oh my can we afford that this is just a simple rock island with a few goats#Odysseus: dressed head to toe in very very rich cloth that his wife made#Ithaca with the fastest ships bc ody designed new ones#Penelope: literally dripping with jewels that were MAYBE stolen (shut up you can't prove anything and Penelope likes it when he's a bastard#Odysseus: you're so right my bad that was so irresponsible for getting you a gift. Perhaps your father would like to pay instead?
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oda is like not good at designing women (and the fits for the girls get worse as the series goes on) and its really frustrating bc of how good he is at designing random lackeys like one piece's lackey/henchman game is off the charts. BUT. but. robin's water 7/enies lobby look is the cuntiest thing to ever come out of this series like no notes. no notes. she said if im going let my friends forcibly pull me out of a 20 yr suicidal spiral im gonna do it in the latex thigh highs
#it's THEE robin look like it's so insanely good. and for what. i actually also really like everything nami wears this arc as well#her pleated skirt/huge mens tie is really famous to me but she's only in it for two seconds#that shot of her and franky both handcuffed at enies lobby is so funny cause she looks like THAT and he well. he looks like that.#one piece#nico robin#i have serious issues with the fits the girls wear post timeskip like the honkers are one thing but the dresses are boring............#i liked robin's dressrosa hat but i may be the only one. and nami's wci halter was cute. but there was a bit in the manga like at lougetown#where nami is trying on all these clothes and shes like wow i look great. not buying this though LOL i prefer casual clothes#girl i miss ur denim shorts and skirts and t shirts#and i miss robin's shirts they were all so different#water 7#enies lobby
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shots from simons flickr account
#i looooove when older media has in universe shit online. like this and the shadow of the colossus viral marketing campaign#[cant handle faces at the moment. cant handle eyes] SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMONNNNNNNN........#oh barrys flickr account we're in it now...#also if anyone cares: the posts cover over season 1 only. i put the pics in order here#all 2009 obvs: nathans bone structure pic was uploaded [dec 2nd] a day before episode 4 aired#curtis pic was the day episode 5 aired [dec 10th]. curtis hit nathan hehelol#shoe pic was the day After episode 5 [dec 11th] so it corresponds with simon killing sally and that caption u know#kelly pic day before season finale [dec 16th]. her state in the caption is probably to do with her mourning nathans death#and alisha pic finale day [dec 17th]. thats also the final pic on the account#there are other pictures. just wanted to upload the ones of the gang. and the shoe shot waaaugh. its nathans shoes as well 😐#if u wanna brooooowse literally just search: misfits simon flickr account. bosh first result#the fact that they did this for season 1 and season 1 is also the only season u can buy scripts for... hehehe😁best season#and the character twitters r fun too#🤔<-me thinking: surely opening the floodgates on misfits posting wont make me go 😀😃..#misfits#simon bellamy#chewtoy
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Honestly don't know why Williams didn't just take Carlos for the reminder of the season, considering everyone and their mother have had to hear how much James wanted/wants him
#f1#formula 1#formula one#*yes i know why theres contracts etc at play#and i doubt williams could afford to buy ferrari out#and a ferrari driver leaving for another team at monza? WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN#but i feel bad for franco#because he's getting the baptism of fire of races#with a guaranteed no williams seat at the end of it#and a low at best shot of getting a seat elsewhere for next year#merc is definitely going for kimi antonelli#RB is going to be questioning whether to stick with Daniel or bring in Liam lawson who they risk losing if he has no drive for next year#stake is the only other open seat currently#with at least three drivers on the grid possibly interested#zhou k-mag & bottas the last drivers on the grid with an unconfirmed drive for next year#& possibly logan but he might go for indycar instead we shall see#not including drivers like mick looking to get back on the grid as well as other would be rookies in the wings#and none of this would be an issue if Franco was confirmed for f2 in 2025#but this might fuck up franco getting a seat in f2 for 2025#I'm rooting for you franco
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It's very strange being an adult, but by all definitions of what being an adult is I am not. Im 20 years old but I have no independence. I can't go out on my own. I don't have responsibilities because I can't handle them. I've dropped out of school multiple times and will likely never finish high school or go to university. I have alters that are littles, and when they're around in my head it feels like I really am just ten years old or something. The autism, the physical and mental disabilities, the multiple personality disorder/DID. I know everyone feels this way but idk. I really am just a child in an adults body sometimes. I don't know if that makes me a freak or not.
#sophie speaks#tw vent#sorry about this im just.#i wanna go buy some antiques or go to the beach but i cant drive and im sometimes a danger to myself and its all just. its isolating#i can deal with all the hard stuff. i can walk in and out of the er and as long as i have a valium ill be fine#but. but idk. theres a difference between survivng and living and ive only been surviving for so long#idk. things are getting better. im still not a human being. im still something else#theres something strange about being born different#different from birth#ive never met anyone like me and thats. thats pretty weird#i think im going to write a comfort one shot that absolutely nobody but me will be able to relate to but whatever
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seeing ethel cain live in like 40 hours
#im like so nervous and scared#ive only been to 2 concerts and they were very popular artists#and one was when i was 13#and ethel is popular but she has more of that#'real ethel fans' like gate keepy stuff#worried i will be shot for not being a real girl#i did buy cute jeans to wear and they have a little target on the pocket and the button is a little target too :)#its gonna be so fun :) everyone will be nice to me :) and i will not be scared:)
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dumbass supreme says 'yeah ill play a quick game of rivals before lunch why not' and gets mvp more at 1
#marvel rivals#snap chats#closing the game so i can live off the high of me thinking im actually good at this game ☝️#please ignore the losing streak i was on last night I WAS SO PISSED LIKE PLEAAASSEE IM NOT /THAT/ BAD AM I#I WAS LIKE 'ok ill just play until i win that should be like a game or two' AND THEN. i just never won.. i had to stop to finish my work...#NO CAUSE i was just doing some practice stuff and being more comfortable with magneto's kit#note: please use the enhanced sword when wanda's on your team i promise. she wasnt on my team this game but just in general#i always forget i have it 💀 BUT ITS DPS IS GREAT FOR ERIK no wonder that shit has a thirty second cool down#in any case. i was sufficiently locked in so i guess thats why i was hitting shots for once 💀#no chat you know what my ultimate high is playing this game. ult canceling vaJELVKAJERL#SPECIFICALLY IRON MAN'S like you just look at him and throw up a barrier .... hello .... im a master at this from ow ok. ... you are nothin#now if only erik said cutesy one liners when blocking an ult then my life would really be complete#for the first time i was caught in a magneto duel today. there can only be one you chucklefuck im bullying you#i have no idea how magneto is meta wise The Game Just Came Out but idc i will give him a menacing reputation#its only right !!!!! its lore accurate. me in the big Fuck You red and purple outfit I NEVER SEE OTHER PEOPLE WITH THE SKIN. BTW.#its worth it idc. ... . id buy it again really ..... its such a good skin .......#love how when i first saw it i was like 'eh idk' but now i wanna eat it and make out sloppy with it#IT JUST LOOKS GREAT IN MOTION LIKE OKKKK i woudlnt have minded a simple classic look either tho ...#... but ill take the emperor vibes ... theyre cool ...#ok bye ima actually eat now
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the autistic curse of "explained my opinion with supporting facts and got called an asshole for it"
#like?????#what the fuck man#seriously?#i didnt say YOU were an idiot or a jerk or annoying#i said extra long single chaptered works arent oneshots because IN MY OPINION its only a one shot if u can read it in one sitting#i even used Emojis and infornal language!!!#im gonna EXPLAIN myself buy i literally said i just find it annoying!!!#u AGREED with me#theres bo fucking need to treat me like that#its just hypocritical#its okay to disagree unless you actually disagree????????#man#that's just hurtful for no reason#someone explaining why they think what they do isn't a personal attack
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Ugh. Writing is on the wall for this one folks. I'm trying to remain positive but I will be surprised if Adams stays on the Flash series after the Flash #800.
#i am. incredibly confused.#they just gave him another book so he's still doing comics. plus he just got marvel books.#so hes definitely not done comics. and they're ongoings as well.#its possible he couldn't juggle them all and he dropped the Flash. but hes talking like DC is kicking him off not the other way around#but his Flash book is selling out??? and reprinting#its doing so well??? DC would have to be nuts to kick Adams off the Flash or cancel the series#if they cancel the Flash im done buying comics fr#my only thought is that they cancelled it or someone big wanted to write it and they couldn't say no#Mark Waid just came back to DC.... Johns is back.... Williamson is using Barry for something.... idk. itd have to be one of them#but i don't know that Waid and Johns would go back. they told their story. they certainly wouldn't kick Adams off the book#Williamson might. idk. he got a promotion so hed have the power to do so. he also is using Barry for something and keeps saying that#he wanted to use Wally and Bart but wasn't allowed to when he wrote the Flash. so he might want a second shot#but idk. pessimist in me is saying that its cancelled :(#dc#dc comics#the flash
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I CANT stop thinking about black lagoon and now I want Revy to violently ruin my entire existence and shoot me.
#Delete later#THIS WOMAN#UGHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHH#LET HER BODYSLAM ME I'M BEGGING#GOD I LOVE AN UNHINGED WOMAN THATS HATES EVERYONE EXCEPT HER LOVED ONES AND CARRYS A GUN AROUND LIKE ITS A BOTTLE OF WATER#PLEASE I NEED A S3 ASAPPPPP#Please unhinged women KILL ME...#Is this pathetic? Yeah.#Do I care? No.#LISTEN UP#This is a pathetic unhinged women lover blog#KNOW WHAT UR GETTING URSELF INTO#(other than ml ofc and my unhinged ass TWEAKING about ladynoir lolol)#Speaking of ladynoir....#I NEED TO WRITE A FIC ABOUT THEM#(That more than a one shot lolol)#My wips: 👀#Me: ANYWAY LET'S GO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND THINK ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF WRITING IT#Oh... I went off topic...#AGAIN#LMAOOO#I cannot stay on only ONE topic 😭😭😭#UGH ANYWAY#LIVE LAUGH UNHINGED WOMEN#I'd buy revy SO MANY GUNS#kai talks
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why are their stats so good??
#godDAMN son#also [squints] do rock gnomes get a con bonus? why is their con higher than dex that seems very unlike me lol#aha-- so they do#usually if I'm rolling stats for a dnd character and they're this good I reroll them fgdkjhgdfkj but they're for one-shots they're allowed#I was just thinking about how both my sailing-flavored dnd characters are also habitual liars#and wondering about how their stats would play into that#kethri's wisdom is only 10 but she's got expertise in insight-- I think she'd recognize a fellow bullshitter in indigo#not-- to be fair-- that indigo is trying very hard to be convincing. he's 'I killed a man. with this thumb' vibes#just because you know he's frequently making shit up doesn't mean you can be sure what the truth actually is#meanwhile kethri is a spinner of tall tales and big fish stories but she does very badly want you to buy them#anyway I just think getting captured by weird pirates could be fun for kethri. enrichment. adventure. you know#my OCs#indigo#kethri
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haven’t been on much bc my dog has been sick :( between seizures and an infected tooth we’ve been having a Time trying to get everything fixed (this started around the holidays so our vet has been very booked up…we have been like 3-4 times in the past 4-5 weeks OTL does not help it’s like an hour drive there, so that’s been exhausting) now his new seizure meds are making him sick (was hoping it was like, just an adjustment period thing but he’s been sick for a week and having concerning symptoms…) if I’m not on a ton or slow to replying to messages it’s bc I’m working as much overtime as my job will give me bc Vet Expensive and mentally drained obvi 😞
#it makes me a lil mad his meds were kinda pricy and they literally are making things worse. like sure he isn’t have seizures but he can#barely walk and keeps running into things and keeps having diarrhea so like. 🙃 and the meds are making him sooo hungry and thirsty#I’m seeing the vet AGAIN FRIDAY I know she’s so sick of me but man my little guy. if she can’t figure out a combo that doesn’t have such#bad side effects I’m literally going to scream and cry#he’s the most sensitive boy in the world and my mental health hangs on his and my cats well being. please. 😭#sanchoyorambles#I’ve also called them like twice to find out if I should stop or what they want me to do and keep getting ‘oh they’ll call u back’ WHEN#GIRL MY PUBBY#if I don’t hear back before his next dose I’m just gonna make an executive decision myself to stop them for now#he’s literally on the smallest possible dose too bc he’s so little. so. they can’t go down in dosage they’ll need to put him on smth else 😑#which means paying for ANOTHER PRESCRIPTION A WEEK AFTER ALREASY GETTING ONE THAT WAS $30 ON TOP OF HIS STUPID VET BILL#screaming.#and like if I have the money it’s fine. and it’s not like the vet could’ve known he’d have bad side effects#im just frustrated it’s no one’s fault#I could go to a closer vet. the thing is I LIKE the one further away#they have the only groomer I’ve found that can trim him without sedating him! they send me reminders abt his shots! I like the vibes!!!#they seem caring!! but they are always SOOO BUSY it takes forever to make appointments or to hear back from them 😭#remember how I said one of my goals was to buy a vechicle this year lmao the vet bills are draining any savings I’ve managed to build up 🤧#my pets are priority 1 tho like even before all the medical stuff /I/ need like lol… that’s my baby#it’s just really bad timing. not that there’s good timing for medical issues but. u know
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