#buttsexington

[bisexual-watermelons]

realariadne:

buttsexington:

sneakydeaky:

LADY GAGA, STOP MOLESTING THE CAPTAIN!

OH MY GOD SO SIMILAR

 uncanny resemblance!

[dangerousturkey]

Who here remembers when my buddy @buttsexington became queen at the tumblr prom

[imadethisfor]

@varian57354583 @TurdeyRoosevelt @bophadeez1 @Gamerben111 @TurdyMcFergy @jigsawxyouth @amandatnt03 @ButtSexington O… https://t.co/oFbWWni1k0

Oh look! Vance is ignoring the men to harass the confirmed woman, as all gamers do. A buddy made this for your type, my dude. @tfwnohrt pic.twitter.com/HEucoSy65O

— calf-cramping noir goth 🖤☠️🖤 (@Wrend_Wravyn) December 2, 2018

[spodiddly]

that video is incredible it is now a part of the incredible list that is my favorites it made me so happy

haha, well I’m glad that made your day :D

[cielo-cg]

buttsexington:

strangertothelight:

Brent Spiner (Data) and Professor Stephen Hawking on Star Trek movie set

this is so badass.

[marlomarshmallow]

I think my boyfriend is upset with me because I keep texting him about butt sex while he's at work. I don't see why he's mad, I'm at work too.

[cielo-cg]

buttsexington:

look how strange his bellybutton looks….

[prettylittlepasha]

buttsexington replied to your post: only four bars left to 80.

for what?

for my main toon on Guild Wars 2. she's fun.

[lesbiandeancas]

buttsexington replied to your post: wow not cool I just went to the park to meet up...

hahah beeblogging but aw i’m sorry

it's a bee consPIRACY SHANNON

haha no but it's ok, I put baking soda on it and I think it will get better faster than the other one cos I'm not gonna get drunk and pick at iit this time

[nickrittinger]

My Tumblr Crushes:

bonerforjesus (19%)

skepticalavenger (13%)

thefrogman.me/ (12%)

buttsexington (9%)

tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/ (6%)

wilwheaton (5%)

roughlandingbrooklynkay (4%)

christiantheatheist (4%)

garottichop (3%)

[superloserspider]

buttsexington:

perfect.

[shiny-shell]

A formality to all the people tagged in this post (any of my followers can ignore this lol)

This probably isn't necessary, but since I am not really acquainted with any of you at all: Hi! I'm Shelby. I'm Danny's stepdaughter, and I guess I've taken it upon myself to manage some of his tumblr stuff since he cannot at the moment. I've forwarded messages from him to you all. It's okay to talk to me and ask me stuff, and if you want I can forward him your reply. Unfortunately, it's gonna be pretty slow and it has to go through me. :/ Shit sucks. Um, yeah, that's about it, I think... (Oh, and I'm really glad none of your changed URLs. haha)

[epicwinsauce]

A few of my favorite women in ma life~ (because tumblr women are like the only women in my life besides my mother and my sister)

Sarah Lauren Twin Shannon Shannon Kelley Rachel Catie Shelbi Kylie

[dangerousturkey]

oh god shannon's flipping through all my drunk night-blogging

shannon quit that dont look dont look at me

[tngbabe]

buttsexington:

FIRST OF ALL, WTF does that caption mean. secondly, Spock is such a sassy fashionista

That look on spock's face is fear, shock and constipation

[treefoots]

You ARE all getting things sent to yous I just have had a very hectic and weird holiday season

Although when you consider the fact that it took me 4 months to get my best friend's birthday present to her and we live in the same gd city this seems almost timely.

Also, Elizabeth if you're switching residences I'll need your new address, yeah?