#butters is such a swiftie

[swiftpolls]

Tis the damn season

[nosleep83]

WHICH TURTLE IS LISTENING TO LOVE STORY I NEED👏TO👏KNOW👏

[briankang]

i think there truly are few things more annoying to me than people who say that the midnights shoot doesn't match the vibes of the album or that taylor was lying about the content because of songs like karma or bejeweled especially which confirms to me that swifties will hear a song and because the production is upbeat, it's not sad or serious which is the exact same problem some of u have with songs on 1989 but if u heard bejeweled on piano slowed down u would probably think differently

[natailiatulls07]

Radio Moments

Formula one grid & driver!young!reader

Summary - A compilation of the young drivers radio moments on track

Warning - Jake Gyllenhaal is mentioned, apart from that nothing really

Reader drives for RedBull

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"Radio check please." Hughs, Y/n's current race engineer, voice came through the young adults earpiece.

"Have you heard that Taylor Swift is releasing speak now taylors version in five days?!" Y/n had been known by everyone who knew her to be a totally swifty, so it didn't surprise Hugh and the rest of her technical crew as she had been no stop talking about the albums release.

"Thank you and yes I have heard about that... from you" The engineer let out a small chuckle at the girls antics.

"Oh...well atleast you know for sure this time"

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Austria - 02 July

"Hugh, my man! I am pretty bored here without any music or anyone to talk to so... what did you have for the most important meal of the day, breakfast?" Curiousity was one of many things you could describe Y/n as, for sure.

"You're not gonna like me for this but I had toast with butter. What did you have for breakfast Y/n?" Hugh answered the drivers question to satisfy her curiousity.

"Well I had some nutella on toast with some cut up strawberries, it was fu***** delicious! you should try it some time" There was a pause. "Sh** I fancy some now, you reckon I can get some after this?" Always snacking was another thing the media had pick up on the 19 year old, she could never eat a fully plate of food without a few breaks.

"Maybe, we'll see. Be careful Norris is approaching your left rear." Upon hearing about the presence of the British McLaren driver, Y/n soon abandoned the breakfast conversation in order to focus on staying ahead of the 23 year old male.

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Great Britain - 09 July

"This is me praying that! This was the very first page, not where the storyline ends, my thoughts will echo your name, Until I see you again! Oh hey excuse Russell overtook me aw come on!" Her little concert was cut short by the Mercedes overtaking her on track.

"But I was paying my respects to mother Taylor and he ruined it. He is just like a certain Jake!" Hugh refused to even reply to the girl annoyed complaints.

It was a few days after the British race when the formula one tiktok released this clip, which soon went viral among swifties. It was only noticed by the driver when she posted on instagram.

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On and off track ❤️

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username I was enchanted to met you!!

username Ignore Russell, he is definitely a Jake Gyllenhaal

= georgerussell63 You know that I am definitely a swiftie, definitely wouldn't treat a women like he did!!

= yourusername This is why we love you Georgie!! ❤️

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[blixabargelds]

first position is over your mouth

world's silliest buck x bucky drabble in the universe me and @swifty-fox kicked about in which gale is a ballet dancer and bucky is a soccer player. oh and they were both girls <3

“You never told me why your name’s written the boy way,” Bucky says, muffled somewhat.

“Huh?” Gale opens her eyes, her tight calf muscles spasming under the pressure of the position Bucky has her in.

“I said,” Bucky backs off from her cunt, speaking somewhere near her pelvis now. “Your name. There’s no ‘i’. You got a reason?”

“Jesus, Bucky,” Gale groans. 

Her left foot is cramping. She hadn’t finished her stretches properly; leapt into Bucky’s hideous Bimmer straight from rehearsal. Refused to let her drive- Gale’s got a big show in two weeks, and she’s not taking any chances on Bucky’s euphoric post-game swerving. Had swung her dance bag in the backseat, alongside empty bottles of Gatorade and Luna Bar wrappers, said shift it, and slid into the left side as always. Thing about Bucky, though, is that she makes Gale go half as reckless when she knows her mouth is what’s waiting at the end of the drive. Gale’s left foot is cramping, two weeks before a show, because she could barely get her pointe shoes off fast enough to bear down on the accelerator. Bucky is making her damn stupid. 

Bucky licks a long stripe back up, dipping her tongue straight into Gale and dragging right along to her aching clit. Gale bites her palm against a moan.

“You haven’t answered my question,” Bucky says, lips flush to her sensitive skin and vibrating all through her.

“Dad wanted a boy,” Gale says- gasps. “Didn’t wanna- Christ- didn’t bother changin’ the spelling.”

Bucky’s running a long finger up and down the inside of Gale’s thigh, now, coming to tease at the join of her legs before sliding back down. She hums against Gale’s cunt, and Gale drops her head down against the shower tiles. 

“You’re so tense, baby.”

“’Cos you’re bein’ a menace,” Gale grits out.

“I told you,” Bucky says, mouthing at her bony hip. “You gotta warm down proper. Me and the girls would be stiff as all hell if we walked off the pitch fast as you get out that studio.”

“You’re meant to be my warm down,” Gale says. Every inch of her body hurts. She gets her fingers in Bucky’s dark curls, and as she moves her face back to where she wants her she goes like butter. “Or so you said.”

“Mm,” Bucky hums. She moves her hand finally, one finger tracing the folds of Gale’s cunt delicately before pressing in. Gale bites back a moan. “All mouth, aren’t I, doll?”

Gale doesn’t bother to reply. Bucky pulls her finger out slowly, then presses back in deep. Gale’s so open and ready for her that it’s torturously gentle. She wants her to stretch her out, fuck her on her fingers hard and fast, but Bucky’s kind of evil after a good game. She pulls out all the way, circles the same wet finger over her swollen bud, pinching just slightly. Her free hand roams up Gale’s abs, her exposed ribs, reaching up toward her flat chest and rolling her right nipple between her fingers with practiced efficiency. Gale whines, hips jerking forward toward Bucky’s open mouth.

“That’s it, sweetheart,” Bucky says. She pushes back into Gale’s cunt, two fingers this time. Gale’s embarrassingly wet, dripping down Bucky’s hand and into the hot stream of the shower. “I’ll get you to relax. My swan princess.”

“That’s not-” Gale gasps as Bucky scissors her fingers wide. “That’s- you know that’s not-”

“Jesus,” Bucky laughs. “I know, baby, I listen.”

“You yap,” Gale says.

As if to prove a point, she yanks Bucky’s head forward, sets her lips to her once and for all. Bucky laughs again, then moans as she licks into her. She draws her hand back, presses in with three fingers. Gale moans loudly as Bucky’s tongue flattens against her clit, then swirls around it like she’s plotting a formation. She licks at her like that until Gale’s dizzy. Bucky’s fingers drag in and out of her, her thumb teasing a path between her fingers and tongue. Gale’s stomach is tensing already, her whole body quivering as her tired legs attempt to hold her up. Bucky must feel this in the way Gale’s shaking above her, because before she knows it, Bucky's lifting one of Gale’s legs over her shoulder, crowding her back against the shower wall, Gale’s entire weight pinned between the tiles and Bucky’s face as she doubles down on her. Gale’s soaking her chin, now. She thanks God they’re doing this here.

“God, Bucky, I’m close.”

Bucky hums against her clit. Gale feels it building too fast, hitting with almost no warning, and as Bucky delves her fingers deeper, tongue pressing up against her, she pitches forward and shakes apart. Gale gasps, quiet with it at first, as her release crests over her in a warm wave. Bucky works her through it, strong fingers crooking inside her, and then she keeps going. Keeps going. 

“Bucky, fuck-” Gale says. She moans, then, loud and unbidden. “I’m good, I’m- fuck-”

Bucky keeps her fingers inside her. Moves her mouth from her clit to the soaking entrance of her cunt, sets her lips around her and pushes her tongue up inside her as well. Her thumb keeps working over her sensitive clit as she licks deep into her. It’s too much. Gale’s legs are jelly, dance-worn muscles failing to keep her steady, and she grabs onto the shower curtain to save from falling as Bucky keeps lapping at her hungrily. Gale feels another shock of pleasure hit her, starting in the base of her spine and threatening to fry all her senses to nothingness.

“Bucky-”

Bucky slips her tongue out for just a second. “I got you, doll. Relax.”

Gale opens her mouth to protest, but Bucky’s already licking back inside. She scissors her fingers again, slides her tongue up between them, hooks them inside Gale, and Gale’s vision blurs out. She comes again, lightning firing through all her synapses, and she feels herself gush down Bucky’s face, flooding the hollows in her collarbones, dripping down her breasts and flowing loud as the shower they’re in.

Bucky pulls off her with a smug grin, licking Gale’s release from the insides of her thighs. Gale’s about to fall over. She’s going to break a leg. She’s going to break a leg, two weeks before show, and then the whole production is going to fall apart. Her understudy is fine, a sweet girl, but she doesn't know her partner as well as Gale does, and-

“God, don’t you ever stop thinking?”

Gale blinks. Bucky’s got her hands on her waist- is lowering her slowly to the shower floor to sit with her. “What?”

“Y’thinking,” Bucky says. Gale’s still half in space, trying to catch her breath and gather her warring thoughts. “You’re still thinking.”

Gale starts to say something, but Bucky kisses her deep instead. Presses the taste of her back into her own mouth, cupping her jaw and rubbing the muscle of her thigh until something inside Gale uncoils a little. Bucky runs her hand back up to her cunt, touching her where she’s oversensitive in little circles. Gale shudders. Whimpers.

“Bet I can get you to relax more,” Bucky says, with a sly smile.

“Don’t count on it,” Gale says.

Half of it is lost to a quiet moan as Bucky slips two fingers back in.

[buttfrovski]

quick thoughts of the panderverse:

-butters lovers i'm sorry but he barely shows up.

-kenny lesbian moments. we love to see it.

-tratt's take on "forced" diversity is definitely not as annoying as some of us were worried it was gonna be. it was very south park tm. they made it SO absurd you can still laugh about it, still a touch of the centrism typa take, but srs not bad. called out disney for using diversity as a crutch for their rehashes, while not shitting on movies like spiderverse for their diversity because it gen is different. they also poked fun at the ppl who get up in arms about diversity in the process.

- made fun of swifties

- the AI subplot wasn't bad i just think its prolly funnier if ur a middle aged working man.

- i feel like there's been so many cartman plot lines. where he's like THE driving force and everyone else is just an afterthought. which seems to be a reoccurring trend in south park as of late.

[harrysmimi]

Kids In The Kitchen

Synopsis: One where Harry walks in on his girls jamming to Taylor Swift songs whilst making cookies. Later he has a nice chat with his daughter with loads of snuggles.

More of my work

Harry never knew how big of a Swiftie his wife was up until their wedding preparations started.

She didn't had to convince him much to make a playlist of just her songs to be played at their reception. Well, to feed into her obsession he invited Taylor to their wedding and YN had lost it that day. Their wedding night was also the night they both found out they're gonna have a baby.

Yeah, he dated Ms. Swift but his missus could careless. She's in fact jealous of him, her words.

It was inevitable that their children are going to be big Swifties as well. Even her cats seem to be smitten, who are named August and Archer.

Moon, their daughter has been listening to Taylor's music since she was still in womb. Harry knew it was going to happen.

He'd just returned home from gym to find The Man playing on a blast. Little Moon was jumping and dancing with her mother, which is nice. She's fallen sick last night, high fever and cold had made her all drowsy and sleepy. She wasn't herself all day. Both of the girls were dressed in their sweats and matching Lover hoodies.

Harry still doesn't know where YN found that tiny hoodie.

"If I was a man, the I'd me the man!" Moon sang the last lines. Surprisingly hitting right notes.

Why wouldn't she, her mum is a music teacher and her dad is a singer. Music runs in her blood. But for a two year old (soon Three!), her vocabulary is very developed, so is her pronounciation.

"Mummy!" She gasped when Love Story came on jumping and clapping her tiny hands together. "We were both when I first saw you..." And he sang along.

"Jesus, you know all the words?" Harry was surprised.

"Papa!" She ran towards him and hugged his legs excited. "Mummy and I making biscuits!"

"That sounds so delicious!" Harry gasped in amusement as he picked up his princess and walked back in kitchen, he greeted his wife a kiss.

"'cause you were Romeo an' I was scarlet let'er and my daddy sai' stay away f'om Juliet..." Moon sang looking at her Mummy who joined her and they sang the entire song together she clung onto her dad.

"Yeah, daddy is going to ask them to stay away from Juliet. You're too young for a Romeo." Harry squinted his eyes.

"Silly Papa!" Moon chuckled as she cuddled his side.

"You feeling any better now princess." He placed a kiss on her cheek and checked for her temprature with the back of his hand. She was still a little warm.

"Lil." She shared.

"Alright, Papa needs to shower." He placed her back on her feet carefully, but she was quick to climb back on her little step stool to help her mum. And eat the rest of chocolate chips.

Harry glanced at YN once before, she looked very tired. Fair enough, she's had a long week at work and Moon kept both of them last night. Whilst he got to get in some sleep she couldn't because Moon wanted her last night. He was going to force her to take a nap right after he's showered.

"Mummy I do it?" She looked up at her mum wanting to pour in the melted butter.

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The chocolate chip biscuits were being put into oven Harry came back out. Moon stood afar. She's a very obedient baby, she knows the real oven is dangerous for her to use just yet. She can still play with the pretend kitchen her dad bought for her as she was throwing a tantrum at the toy store.

She absolutely loves it!

Harry's sure she's going to be a Chef when she grows up as she's always after him or her mum during meal prep. It is always a nice sensory play for her, playing with the food of different textures, eat some too, and wear most of it.

But yesterday she wanted to be a Superhero and help people out when she's grown up. So who knows!

Now even Moon looks tired and drowsy with her medications making her all sleepy. She could use a nap too.

"Baby, do you want to go take a nap?" He asked hi wife, "you look very tired."

"Oh yeah!" YN agreed. Harry was proud of her for saying that.

It has taken her a long time to adjust and take time for herself. Coming from a very conservative family (Moon being born just six months after their wedding stirred up some family drama from her side) and growing up with her mum around most of time, all she knew was it was her sols job to be there for Moon.

Harry had done everything possible to tell her he's there by her side, and she doesn't have to feel guilty about asking for help. So seeing her agree for taking a nap in a heartbeat, melted his heart.

"Moo-moo do you want to take a nap as well?" He asked.

"Ummm..." She put a thought to it, her chubby pointer finger on her chin, "No!" She announced, "I wan'o watch Miss Amewicana Papa?" She made a puppy face at him.

She knows she's not allowed screen time more than a few minutes, she's also learnt that her puppy face works on her father. He of course agreed.

"Okay, let's go lay on the sofa, yeah?" He suggested, "Mummy can rest in her room and we can have a lot of fun!"

"Yay!" She squealed. "Mummy, go sleep!"

"Okay, your highness." YN chuckled, "you sure you can be alone?"

"Of course." He assured her.

"Okay, please take out the biscuits when the alarm goes off on my phone. I'm going to leave it out." She shared.

"I will baby," he nodded. She walked over to him and gave him a quick kiss on the mouth.

Harry and Moon got all cosy on the sofa. Her dad spooning her as she was buried under her Blankie.

Yeah, she's got a Blankie now!

They were halfway through the he documentary, he remembered to take out the cookies. Harry never in his wildest dreams ever saw watching a Music documentary of his long time Ex with his daughter. But here he was. Moon looked up at him, "Papa is that real?"

"What is real princess?" He was confused, watched her point her finger to the TV.

"That." She said, "Is she real?"

He chuckled, "of course baby." He answered.

"Mummy and I love her swongs!" She smiled, "she's very cute too. I have hair like her!"

She talked half sleepy, realising she's got blonde hair too which were slowly starting to get darker. She takes up a lot after Harry in that aspect, she's bis copy print, except few of her attributes and habits like her mummy.

Moon is perfect mixture of both of parents!

"You do, don't you?" He hummed, "you know when Papa was your age, he had same hair at yours."

"You were small?" She looked surprised.

"Yes!" He nodded, "everyone is small and they grow up. You're going to grow up too."

"I want to be like Papa when I grow up then!" She grinned, showing off her tiny teeth, "I want to be this tall." She raised her hand as far as she could to show how tall she wants to be, "just like Papa!"

"Yeah?" He was amused and smitten by the little girl, "you can be whoever you want to be. Papa will love you no matter what!"

"I love you!" She reciprocated and got back to watching her favourite documentary.

"You know Papa does that too?" He asked. She's yet to be at any of his shows.

Harry wants to keep her out of media and lime light. She can always get a private concert from her dad, he could play all her favourite Cocomelon and Taylor Swift songs at home.

It wasn't expected, but Harry has grown too protective of his little baby. When she's old enough, she can decide for herself. He'd take her everywhere she asks him to. Because no matter how hard they try to keep her away from cameras, there are those slight chances of all their efforts failing.

People hate on his wife enough already. He doesn't want that for his daughter who really did not chose to be born to a famous parent.

"Yeah! Mummy said you go an' play your music for your fwends." She nodded, "you have a lot of fwends?"

"Yeah, a lot of friends." He agreed.

"Does Taylor do that too?" Her questions kept coming.

"Mhmm!"

"Can we go?" She gasped.

"You want to go see Taylor Swift concert?" He was surprised what for he didn't know.

"Mhmm, is it somewhere we can go?" She asked, because the other day she wanted to go where Dragons from Dragon Tales live. She was left disappointed as it is not a real place.

"Yeah it is somewhere we can go, darling." He assured her, "you want to go?"

"Mhmm!"

"Papa will see what he can do then," he wasn't going to let his little princess down.

The Princess gets what princess wants!

"Can Mummy go too?"

"You know she will go with us baby." He shared. No way YN is going to be skipping a Taylor Swift concert!

"When can we go?"

"Umm... I'll let you know a month before, so you and mummy can plan your little outfits, yeah?" He suggested.

"You can dress up?"

"Of course you can." He chuckled at her amusement, "you can do whatever you want to."

Moon's questions kept coming as they talked. She got distracted many times during her favourite songs playing in the background.

She talks a lot. She's also very curious about every little thing he sees. The talking alot, she gets from her dad. Harry sometimes doesn't know how to answer her questions the way her two year old brain would understand. And he honestly doesn't know how his wife and people around him bare with him as well.

He never knew a lot of talking can be frustrating sometimes. But he isn't complaining, he loves hearing Moon talk. Her little babbles sometimes make no sense but she's adorable so she can have a pass on it.

She finally fell asleep after and hour of talking and singing along to the documentory. So did Harry.

With a thought of how he's going to take his little baby to see her favourite person perform live. He's going to have to put a lot of effort into getting the VIP tickets. Which he's willing to do.

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N O T E :

This is in honour of The Eras Tour starting. Ik I'm late. But it's a good time for us Swifties. *Cries ferociously in India*

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[seeminglyranch87]

Taylor & Travis Timeline

May 2024 - Part 2

May 16 - According to ET (x)

The duo traveled via boat to have dinner at Locanda La Tirlindana Restaurant. While on their way to the popular eatery, Swift and Kelce were photographed kissing.

May 17 - Taylor flies to Sweden, Travis flies to KC

ET reveal very interesting article that appears to be warming up the public to the idea that Taylor and Travis are soon to be (or as most swifties believe already are) engaged! (x)

According to ET,

Excitement over a potential engagement between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce has been brewing and according to ET's source, a proposal might be on the horizon. The source tells ET, "Taylor and Travis are doing amazing, and their loved ones see an engagement coming sooner than later. They make a great match and there's no question about that."

The Eras Tour, Friends Arena, Stockholm, Sweden N1

I Think He Knows x Gorgeous (Travis' version) (guitar), Peter (piano)

May 18 - Kelce Jam (x) Kansas City.

The Eras Tour, Friends Arena, Stockholm, Sweden N2

Guilty as Sin (guitar) & Say Don't Go x Welcome to New York x Clean (piano)

Taylor is that a love bite? ;-)

Access Hollywood ask Travis what his favourite era is (x)

 “Oh, I’m a big ‘1989’ era, but I’m not going to lie I might be a little biased towards ‘The Tortured Poets Department,’ just little bit,”

Travis is also asked what Taylor Swift song he'd include in Kelce Jam?

"Oh, that's a good one. Golly, So High School might be the only one that's just jumping into my mind right now. I think everyone could get fired up for that one. There are so many. The Man is my niece's favourite, so we can always go with The Man."

E! online. (x)

After the Kansas City Chiefs tight end enjoyed a romantic trip to Italy with girlfriend Taylor Swift, he couldn't help but rave about the experience—especially when it came to the "unbelievable" food. As he told reporters on the red carpet at his Kelce Jam concert in Kansas on May 18, his favorite meal during the getaway was a butter ravioli dish, which he called "amazing." Taylor and Travis' vacation—which included a sweet boat ride in Lake Como—clearly left an impression on the NFL star, who noted that the locale was "beautiful." He added, "It's the best food and the best views in the world." But as for Travis' favorite part of his entire Europe trip? That would be his experience at Taylor's Eras Tour concert in Paris on May 12 alongside Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid.  "Taylor's shows are unbelievable," he told reporters. "If you haven't been to them, you gotta try them." And while Taylor's latest stop in Stockholm, Sweden, meant she wasn't able to attend Kelce Jam, the Grammy winner was able to show her support in other ways, according to Travis. He recalled that she told him to "go out and have fun."  "She wishes she was here, I know that," he shared on the red carpet, "but she's got a lot of people she's performing for."

May 19 - The Eras Tour, Friends Arena, Stockholm, Sweden N3

Message In A Bottle x How You Get The Girl x New Romantics (Max Martin Medley) (guitar) & How Did It End? (piano)

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[jjsfavgirl]

Lover

All that’s in my head is that scene at the start of The Summer I Turned Pretty when Belly sees Conrad and lover by Taylor swift starts playing.

JJ Maybank x swiftie!reader

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I have known JJ since we were five years old, after a mean kindergartener stepped on my favourite snail, JJ came to my rescue and pushed the kid over and we had been inseparable ever since.

It wasn’t until we were sixteen, on the run from the police daily and on a wild goose chase looking for gold and finally confessing our love for each other.

He was always so mysterious to everyone else, but I knew him like the back of my hand.

And there’s a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear.

And now we were sat in our large mansion, twenty years after we first met, the two of us in our mid twenties and still as close as we ever were.

Sharing clothes at 12,hanging out daily at thirteen, sleepovers at 14, stolen glances at 15 and sneaky kisses at 16 when the other pogues were too busy on the wild chase for gold.

Have I known you twenty seconds Or twenty years?

“Can I come too?”

I never left his side, always clinging to him like a koala, wether that was him piggybacking me home after getting too drunk for my own good at a Kegger or wether it’s me sitting cross legged on the marbled counter tops in our new figure 8 mansion as I watched JJ shirtless while he cooked us pancakes.

Can I go where you go?

I wanted JJ to be the one.

The one who kisses me, the one who tucks me in bed at night, the one who teaches our kids how to surf, the one who always gives me the bigger bit of the spliffs we shared daily.

I needed him to stay forever.

Can we always be this close forever and ever?

He was my home, the one place I felt safe.

As the two of us never had our own home, him and I growing up with tragic childhoods.

We found comfort in each other.

And ah, take me out, and take me home.

He is the light in the darkness, the sunrise at the end of the ocean, the peanut butter to my jelly.

He was my lover.

You’re my, my, my, my, lover.

Enjoy!

[uzi-x33]

intro!!<3 (finally💀)

name: no<3 call me uzi!

age: no for privacy reasons, again (im a minor🫶🥰)

pronouns: she/they idc🤷🏼‍♀️ (im a demigirl:3)

sexuality: pan

relationship status: taken‼️💗

where i live: America🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸‼️

fav colors: blue, black, pink🎀🌀📞

dni: proshippers, racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedos, etc

please don’t ask me for help, I can’t give it to you nd it makes me uncomfortable<3.

current fandoms: bsd, one piece, Dannodraws/shortswars/riggy series, omori, murder drones, hfjone, South Park, Lacey’s games, lucky star, tpot, wonder egg priority, Hatsune Miku, class of 09, undertale, ddlc(and that’s it, there’s more i js didn’t mention bc im not rlly in the fandom rn/ im not rllyyy hyperfixated on it at the moment)

anyway i love getting questions!! please ask me things and if ur a moot, ttm!!! i love getting to know my friends more, don’t ever feel scared to ttm, if ur a moot, ur a friend:333🫶

facts abt me!!

im blonde and i have brown eyes, i kin wayyy to many characters to be considered mentally ok😓😓🙏, i’ll listen to js about any type of music, i love music<33, i used to be in band, i have anger issues, i have glasses, i have trust issues🥰 @pinkrosylux is my irl cousin😋🎀 so if we’re rlly rude to eachother dw💀💀💀 i like to write sometimes, i will NOT be sharing those tho🤗 im allergic to dairy💀 i will be posting my art and edits most of the time, i edit with CapCut and im self taught for the most part! If you want a tutorial on anything editing related when you see it in my edits, lmk^_^!! i rlly like anime, but ill watch most things🤷🏼‍♀️ i like adult comedy (i am not an adult lmaoo💀💀) i like drama shows (grey’s anatomy!!!!!) i love music, my music taste is all over the place, im a swiftie, but im also a juggalo, and im also a huge msi and vocaloid fan💀 i collect lps and funko pops!!

top kins!! this gets its own section cus it can<3 and this is in no particular order😓

Nami, usopp, Nico Robin, uzi, n, stan marsh, butters, tweek, dazai, atsushi, ranpo, riggy, Liam/backpack, basil, sunny, Yuri, Natsuki Sayori, Monika (I literally kin all of the DDLC girl oml😭😭), konata🎀

I’ll mainly post abt shows, mostly bsd and mostly soukoku, Tachizaki, fyolai, ranpoe, shin soukoku, and other things like Danno sand ramts abt characters lmaoo

if you see a vent NUH UH!! you don’t see it🧏🏼‍♀️

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[wholelottawidows]

Domestic!Natasha headcanons <3

cooking together is a must

she's not really good at it (actually not at all) but doing it with you is always a calming activity for her <3

i feel like she would like pasta dishes the most because they were the simplest to make while also being delicious

ofc coffee and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches always stay favorite 😌

i don't think she is a clean freak

but there needs to be an order in the house

she finds cleaning therapeutic (sometimes)

while sleeping she would always cuddle up to you, she finds it really comforting especially when she has nightmares

when she does have nightmares you two stay up together just drinking coffee and having long night talks

which are the best by the way ^^^

but there are times when you get hurt on a mission or she thinks that she lost you then she would want to be the one holding you

laying in bed together on a rainy day while listening to folklore >>>

idc what anyone says she a swiftie

also i think she would listen to lana del rey

AND NIRVANA OF COURSE

DUDE LAYING ON HER STOMACH WHILE LISTENING TO CIGARETTES AFTER SEX

i feel like she would definitely want to sleep on the side of the bed that was closer to the door in case anyone comes in during the night, so she could protect you more easily

watching old james bond movies together is definitely the favorite activity

i think she would have a weird thing with romantic movies where she didn't find them realistic so she could never get into them

but there were always a few ones that she really liked but she never told you out of embarrassment (but let's be obvious yk) :>

also i feel like she would be a sucker for those couples trends and would definitely have a date night and make heart shaped pizza with you (both savory and sweet)

always joking that you are going to eat caviar for dinner but end up making mac & cheese with hot sauce 💛

[c0ffinshit]

Smut/Romantic Headcanons: Robert Renfield

a/n: ok so i saw this movie recently and i have brain rot so enjoy a collection of my thoughts. this is the first time i've done something like this so be nice warnings: bottom renfield, smutty (shut up i had to)

if you two have a big fight, he will bring you your favorite flowers and a hand-written note, saying how much he loves u

uses a ton of pet names... but like... not normal ones

"my intended" "moll" LIKE he means well but like... girl...

also a BIG fan of cuddles

he is a touchy boy and wants a hug

would try a learn a language for you (maybe french or german? idk just vibes)

the KING of big romance moments

like this man will cook dinner AND run a bath for you if you had a stressful week

the farmer's market is the most common location for dates

ok idk this one is a semi-romance one but he HATES horror movies (but loves them cuz he gets to cuddle with you if he or you get scared)

he would meet and greet all of your stuffed animals (if you have them) and then refer to them by name when talking to/about them

HE'S SUCH A GOOD KISSERRRRR

like he is always kissing you and hugging you

WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND YOUR WAIST. I'M TELLING YOUUUUUUU

he would def run thru an airport just to get you your passport or a snack

he is always doting on you (esp when you are sick)

enjoys seeing broadway shows with you

loves when you laugh at his stupid jokes (he is a vadition SLUT)

ok this is stupid but i believe renfield is taylor swift fan (not a swiftie, just casual fan)

his fav is either lover or red (taylor's version)

the king of talking out your feelings

you're upset? why? what can he do to make you feel better?

he wants to know it ALL

smut warning if you dont wanna read

okay straight off the bat, HUGE dick

like 9 inches type of beat

and omg is he gentle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"i want to go slow... i want it to be special"

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH renfield def whimpers

and cries after sex

you are just so pretty and hot and sexy that he can't help it

one word. edging.

edging is the only thing that he does to get his share of the power

and sometimes... he abuses it til you are a whiny, moaning mess

his fav position is CEO (aka he is BEGGING to be topped)

but fr his fav position is one where he can see your face

he literally can't come without looking at you or a picture of you looking at the camera

if you say something while looking into his eyes, he’s coming immediately

literally you could say “did you get peanut butter at the store today?” and he would creampie

there is so much he's into but he's scared to bring it up at first cuz he doesn't want you to break up or think he's weird

will wanna play music

but then you find out that it's just the phantom of the opera soundtrack

but like... he makes it so romantic?

this big ass organ playing in the background as renfield is fucking sideways

two words. HOLIDAY SEX.

this man wanna make christmas, easter, and your birthday the most fuckable days ever

"you want me to do what?" (renfield anytime you explain something you wanna try)

okay this is JUST based on vibes but i think renfield would be into roleplay (no, i will not elaborate)

[roo-bastmoon]

The Great Radio Debate: Roo's (limited) Understanding of this Issue UPDATED

Disclaimer: Sensitive topics are discussed below the cut; please do not incite drama, speak hate, or engage in bullying. This is a collection of my thoughts about what is currently happening with regard to Jungkook's single SEVEN and the implications it could mean for Jikook and ARMY. If you click below this cut, you are assuming responsibility for your own behavior and agreeing to engage with my blog and others respectfully, or you will be blocked.

We now by know that Jimin's music was not promoted to radio. We know this because when we went to request it from various major radio stations, it was not an option in the drop-downs; we had to manually type it in. Being "sent / promoted / serviced to radio" means a compressed file is sent from the company to radio stations so DJs can play high-def spins that are universally compatible with their station's set up.

None of Jimin's songs for Face were serviced:

The airplay audience was the lowest for any song this decade:

The controversy around Jungkook's SEVEN began last week when one DJ tweeted the following:

As we now know, "serviced to radio" means they sent a compressed file (which they SHOULD have done for Like Crazy English Version, but didn't). They did service to radio for Butter and Dynamite and it was a huge help. Even Yet to Come was serviced, so it cracked Top 50 on the charts, but none of Face's songs were sent, which makes zero business sense any achievement on that chart amazing.

Because even when serviced, it doesn't guarantee spins... "Add" means they hope radio stations will add the song to rotation:

But then the DJ had to go and say this:

So they have already sent SEVEN to the radios, hoping for spins. And now one person is publicly saying the song absolutely will get spins immediately. This heavily implies payola, because why else would a song without demand or requests immediately spin multiple times on everyone's shows the second it was released?

I feel (I, Roo Bastmoon, personally think and feel) Seven is being pushed this way for two reasons:

Billboard's recent changes around what kind of sales (physical, digital, bundled) will counts on the charts puts songs without radio play at an extreme, nigh-insurmountable disadvantage; even with excellent streams (which are heavily culled and filtered), it will be hard to break into the top 50.

Additionally, Taylor Swift's Speak Now re-release has dropped this week and will be gunning for the charts next week when Jungkook debuts, and that is a personal problem for Scooter Braun.

For those not familiar (as I surely wasn't; I live under a rock), Taylor Swift felt compelled to leave her old management company back in 2018. To do so, she had to abandon the rights to any original music she made with them. They kept her masters and sold them off to Scooter Braun.

Each time someone wanted to play one of her original songs, they had to ask his permission and pony up money for a license fee. Scooter Braun also managed Kanye, and I'm sure everyone knows the Beyoncé is the Greatest of All Time award show fiasco that led to some bad blood between those two artists, so it added insult to injury for Taylor.

Taylor has now re-recorded everything and released Speak Now: Taylor's Version. Of COURSE her fans are motivated to support her and get every single song they can into the highest position on the Hot 100 for as long as possible... and frankly, I am not a Swiftie but I can't blame them because if someone did that to BTS, I'd make it my life's mission to chart them as a big Fuck You, too.

But it does put a lot of pressure on Jungkook's single, because now it's very likely been weaponized in a personal dick-measuring contest where Scooter is concerned. Not sure if I mentioned it but I truly hate that man so I'm not sure I can be impartial when talking about him but I will try.

So Jungkook's single has been set up so far with pre-orders on iTunes and compressed files to radio, which is a first for any member's solo work. He also has a debut stage on Good Morning America, which has a huge range beyond k-pop.

So far, none of this is foul play. It is a company doing its best to represent and set up the best conditions for its artist under changed circumstances. You can make a case for favoritism, clearly, but at the end of the day, companies are about making profits and sometimes they grossly underestimate what has potential and what the market wants.

The issues fans are facing now around Seven lie in:

1) the neglect around Jimin's Like Crazy English Version, which is still so stable that it could be smashing charts if only it would get radio play so this just seems to make zero business sense and be more of a slight than anything else, so Jikookers are left wondering what that means for the relationship and,

2) the fear that Hybe America under Scooter Braun has abandoned BTS' founding values and taken the easy way out by paying to play on radio, which would severely damage credibility that BTS worked so hard to build as an organic, fan-driven success.

I think we'll have to wait to see how many sales, streams, and spins Jungkook gets to figure out if payola was likely. Maybe that one DJ was tweeting his own assumptions like they were facts. Or maybe Hybe has now decided to do payola. If that is so... not gonna lie, I will be extremely disappointed. I will need to take a break and figure out what this means for me as a fan.

The next question is how much did Jungkook know about all this? There seems to be two camps of thought here: one says the boys are involved in every step of the way and choose everything that happened around their releases.

(I know Jimin is very humble but I HIGHLY doubt he ever said to his company "Please rush my release in between other releases so I get physically sick trying to keep up with it; please never restock my physicals in WeVerse and don't send a file for the English song I studied for to US radios; and please also never post about my world record nor celebrate my albums' success in any way; yes, I worked 10+ months on this very personal opus but I absolutely don't want any of that." I very, very much doubt the ways Face was handled after Hot 100 #1 was Jimin's choice. This also makes me doubt if all the ways Seven will be handled will be Jungkook's choice.)

The second camp of thought is that the artists have absolutely no say in the marketing and promotion styles of their work, and that they are kept out of sales matters altogether. And here's the limit of my understanding, because I've not seen or read much on Hybe / BigHit's strategic plans around distribution for either BTS' group or solo works.

(Side Note: I have seen them set up TXT for a Billboard Top Ten, only for their collab to come in at #135, which shows a gross misunderstanding of their market right now--as well as disregard for their artists' feelings and reputations. My heart goes out to those boys; they worked hard.)

But drawing on my own experience decades ago when I used to work in entertainment out in LA, I can tell you, even as Chief Editor, plenty of my media content was changed without anyone informing me--back-cover blurbs, cover designs, release dates, shelf talkers, pop ups, print runs, print houses, store placements, advertising, interview articles--at some point in my former career, all of those things got changed around and I found out after the fact, on my own projects. Which pissed me off but I'd signed NDAs and couldn't do a single thing about it. And the authors / creators didn't know until *I* had the hard job of informing them. And they couldn't do anything about it because they were under contract.

So I think the level of members' involvement in solo works is somewhere in between. I think as artists and performers, BTS members can have a great deal of say in their look, styles, lyrics, choreo, merch, and venues. But not total say. Definitely not deciding-factor say.

I think the company can make them water down their lyrics, change up the choreo, and flat-out tell them no when it comes to music videos, performance venues, pretty much anything budget-related. They don't even have to explain why; it's their budget and their bottom-line. (In the old days, it seems like the members could freely express opinions around the works and even challenge management when it came to creative content. Maybe that is still true.)

As far as Jungkook's involvement in Seven's style, we have a stylist going on record about how some of the options were their ideas and that Jungkook had a lot of input on the look and feel, so it was a mixture:

For this reason alone, the fact that things like mud were added to clean pants or spikes to a jacket after Jungkook had input makes me truly feel this was his way of honoring Jimin and Face. It just seems like something our Jungkook would do--he may not always say it, but he's always watching Jimin-ssi.

As for sales and marketing strategies? The boys may never get looped in. Or they may be told the plans, but not invited to give input. Or they may sit down and plan it all out to the last detail with each department. I genuinely don't know. And because I don't know, I will not be assuming the worst of Jungkook or any member until I have all the facts. That is anti behavior, in my mind, and I just cannot stomach it. I can never bring myself to believe the worst of anyone until they fully and consistently show me that's who they are.

We've spent ten years with these guys. They are flawed human beings, yes, but not cheats, not assholes. I think they omit plenty of details but I don't think they straight-up lie to us. I don't think Jungkook would ever look his staff and executives in the eye and say "Yes, I want you to illegally pay money under the table so this single will top the charts." Jungkook is competitive, but also a stickler for fair play. You spend any amount of time watching Run, and the only time he "cheats" is when he wants to be with Jimin (lol) and he's pretty endearingly obvious about it; guy has almost no game face.

Okay but joking aside, I'm honestly very worried for JK. It sort of feels like he's being set up. Many questions have arisen over the stylistic choices for Seven. There's the fan frenzy around having a hot female protagonist in his video. And now the question about how much radio play Seven will get, and why. That's a lot of controversy to hang on a young man's shoulders. Especially in light of the recent book that's come out, in which it's clear now that the company and the artists are aware of hate-trending hashtags in English. GOD THAT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.

To me, it feels (it feels--as in, my gut is telling me this; I have no receipts) like the company is using JK to experiment with a different way of doing business--a way that may stray from their founding values.

And there's so much potential for this to blow up in JK's face. There are solos who will insist he's stealing Jimin's style. Antis who will insist he's cheated on the charts. Insecure shippers who will lose their minds if anything flirty goes down with Han So-hee on screen. K-poppies, Swifties, and local racists all insisting on undermining his creativity, talent, and character because they fear the competition.

This release on Friday has the potential to be a blood bath. And I just don't trust the company to have his back and take ownership of their part in this, if so. From everything I've seen about Jungkook, he deserves the benefit of the doubt.

My biggest question mark is how Jimin will respond to all of this. If he comes on live one day and says in a flat tone something like: "I was really surprised to see how similar Jungkookie's concept was to my own." or "How interesting that Seven got sent to radio--good for him, good for him. I wonder how that happens?" Then I'll take that to mean Jimin wasn't looped in on JK's plans and he doesn't feel great about it; that won't sit well with me.

Then again, if Jimin raves about Seven and plays it on live or joins JK in New York and mentions how flattered he was that they share the same style, how they click, how proud he is of JK's hard work and asks please ARMY give it a lot of love? Then I'll infer he was definitely looped in, this is a homage, and JK's actions were always above board. I will assume that because I will never doubt Jimin's integrity. If Jimin approves, I will approve. Jimin has earned my complete trust.

So this week is a very tense one (for me at least). But it does provide quite the distraction from the stress tests and specialist consults I have lined up, I'll give you that. Never a dull moment. (I am so ready for this fandom to have some dull moments.)

In the end, I'm going to chose to believe in the very best of our members until there's solid evidence to think otherwise. As of now? I think the only dirty cheater in the mix is the music industry at large. I know the entertainment world is corrupt, but Jesus, they are so blatant about it all.

Anyway, we may not get radio data for several days or weeks after the initial drop date, so I'm prepared to hang in there for a good bit. And if there is evidence of payola and JK knew about it... I'm gonna need time to process that and figure out where I go from there, as a Jikooker, as an ARMY. I will honestly be shocked.

One thing you'll never see me do is spout hatred for human beings. I will likely rant about the company. And there are plenty of people Scooter Braun that I viscerally dislike. But I'm making a commitment now not to spread dehumanizing hate speech on the timeline.

That's not what BTS or Jimin would ever want. That's not what I want for myself, especially if my days in this life are limited. I don't need that kind of toxicity or karma.

Am I furious about all the crap that's gone down for Jimin (and other members too, to a lesser degree)? You bet your buttons, as my Nana used to say. I could rage and froth all day about it.

But I also remember who came online over and over to say Jimin's name, play Jimin's songs, mimic Jimin's interviews, giggle at Jimin's video clips, and invite Jimin into his life.

And based on moved lamps and dog scratches and Jimin bulking up, it's likely Jimin has accepted those invitations.

Whenever we do get to glimpse Jimin with Jungkook, he seems as endeared and besotted as he always has.

I trust Jimin to know if someone did him dirty, and to act accordingly. I do not believe any aspect of the Jikook relationship is performance.

For those reasons, I'm gonna be withholding judgement until all info around Seven comes in.

I hope you will too, but I understand if you feel differently and I'm not on this Earth to judge other people's viewpoints or experiences. I just ask that if you want to be friends with me here, you try to be civil in your words and actions, even in the sway of big feelings. Every person behind the screen is a work in progress; we are all fighting invisible battles; there are many sides to each story.

All any of us can do is our best with what we are given. Let's wait and see what Jungkook (and Jimin, and the company) give us.

If you made it this far through my ramblings, kudos! I welcome ideas, so feel free to comment--but just remember, rudeness will be removed. There's no space for meanness on my blog.

Love and deep respect to you all,

Roo

UPDATED:

So, it would seem the DJ who is hyping JK's Seven is also open to playing Like Crazy. This would imply it's been sent to some radio because before I remember he tweeted that he needed the compressed file in order to play it on his station (I am sorry I didn't save that link but he was talking about Hobi and Jimin if I recall, back at the time!).

UPDATE 2:

The radio stations that took requests (including the one mentioned above) back at that time were playing the music video version available to the public, not a compressed file sent by the company:

And when I check on this linktree of top radio stations in the US, Like Crazy does not come up as any option in rotation. I have to manually request still, after four months of being stable on the charts.

So if Jungkook gets immediate spins and requests immediately come up in rotation... is that because radio stations really love Jungkook? Or is this a company "networking" deal? (And in any case, would JK be involved in that aspect?) Everything still remains to be seen. Let's be patient and try our best not to assume the worst.

Many thanks for JMDBJK for mentioning in the comments the likelihood that a title track would be sent out, which prompted me to go look soon as I could get to my computer. I really do value anyone willing to take the time to help me learn more info about this industry!

[sluttysnails334]

very very small list of more South Park head canons bc I’m bored and this my blog and I can do whatever I please with it

Craig calls Tweek things like Coffee Cake, or Coffee Bean etc etc

Kyle likes sitcoms, like The Office & Parks n Rec or Schitt’s Creek.

Stan likes shows like Breaking Bad, and Shameless or Euphoria

Wendy is a vegetarian

Butters loves anime, I think his favorite is AOT

Kenny also loves anime but his favorite is Soul Eater

Kyle and Tweek talk about politics together

Clyde has to be tricked into eating veggies.

Bebe is the one who tricks him into eating his veggies.

Nichole is a HUGE swiftie, she makes Tolkien buy her tickets to the eras tour and he wears the KARMA shirt. Her favorite album is Red.

[concreteburialplot]

pretty sure you’re my fellow chase atlantic girlie that i’ve seen posted on my feed but if something chase atlantic x bad omens ever happened i. would. lose. my. mind. like i’m fully aware that noah would have fun posting things just because he likes to create chaos but someone on the bo tiktok account reposted cas’s video and it doesn’t mean anything but like,,, chase atlantic and bad omens are my bread and butter. and i mean they’re aware of each other just saying 🤠

and i’m sure if there ever was a collab someone somewhere would have smth negative to say but they could stfu because those are my angels. LIKE I’M SORRY can you imagine a chase atlantic feature on a song like bad decisions????

i need it. (at the same time i’m not ready for it)

YES! I AM HER! i am your fellow chase / omens girlie lmao

(just seeing their logos side by side like that makes me feel dizzy & makes my heart explode)

i actually hadn’t heard anything about the repost so thank you for bringing it to my attention! i just about lost my mind 🥲 my fav boys interacting ? 😭 my heart 😩 they are also my babies so get it 100% 🥺

(you didn’t ask for this but i’m offering it anyway 🥲)

so, couple things that come into play here that i think are interesting

warning: beyond this point will contain lengthy unnecessary, unasked for, unwarranted & disorganized reaching, theories, wishful delusional thinking & dissection. i am a swiftie at heart so it’s a reflex to look too much into cryptic behavior lol

+ rambling bc i’m a gemini who loves chase atlantic & rarely gets to talk about them to anyone so 🥲💔

i’m also aware that omens x chase fans are very niche & nobody actually cares what i have to say about this topic but whatever 🥲💔 i just need to get this out 🥲

1 - i have known for a while that at least noah knows about / is a fan of chase atlantic. i believe he liked a tweet about them a while ago, when chase was doing a livestream i think? & he’s posted about them before, example here:

whether or not chase knows about bad omens i’m not sure but they probably do now at least

2 - Omens & Chase are under the same management company! They’re both under MDDN, so they’re at least in the same circles

3 - as much as i’d KILLLLL to hear chase feature on bad decisions i unfortunately don’t think noah would be down for it (i think he’s stated before he’s not open to features on bad omens’ discography ?? but i could be mistaken) - so the more likely scenario in the realm of (unrealistic) features would be noah featuring on a chase song

4 - the Bad Omens official tiktok account has only reposted 6 videos total, besides cas’ & the other 5 were specifically about the band - with how they handle their social media i find it interesting that they’d do that

also

obviously Kras is in CA so them reposting it isn’t out of the ordinary BUT both band accounts reposted the same day (even tho the video itself was posted 6 days ago, they both reposted the next day) - again just interesting

5 - the audio on the tiktok was mamacita so that begs the question that if there WERE to be a collab … would it be noah featuring on mamacita …………. bc the thought of that …. makes my head spin 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 (we also been knew that noah’s music taste is vast, so him being interested in / open to featuring on a different genre track, especially of a band he likes, isn’t THAT crazy to imagine)

6 - however the caption cas’ tiktok was something like “christian said that if you use this filter he’ll show you his verse on mamacita” so that could mean a couple things IF a collab is being teased

a - it’s not actually kras’ verse it’s noah’s

b - kras’ verse could be first & noah’s 2nd (😵‍💫)

c - they’re hinting at a feature on another song on chase’s upcoming album

d - there is no collab & i’m a clown for believing that there could be (it’s this one)

7 - we know chase is open to having features from different genres & are pretty lax about who they work with (& lax in general)

8 - i’m unsure how well the collab would be received - i think noah featuring on chase would go over significantly better than the other way around but still idk - chase’ fanbase seems a lot more chill than omens

REGARDLESS i fear for chase if they collab bc [a lot of] bad omens fans are mean, judgy & ruthless especially about artists outside of metal/metalcore. chase’s fandom is fairly chill (in my experience) & unfortunately i honestly think any interaction with bad omens would bring a lot of unnecessary drama & hate to them :///// and i can smell the “bad omens is selling out” accusations from here

9 - again i think the repost was really interesting & unusual for their normal social media activity/strategy & so the fact that it’s so out of the ordinary + subtle + sneaky ON TOP OF ALLL of those other factors ^ has got me extremely intrigued

10 - that all being said ……. unfortunately as you touched on, Noah is a troll at heart, so he could very well just be causing mischief - for what reason, nobody knows - also choosing that tiktok was so random ?? so ?? [especially since it was cas’ tiktok, not chase or even their members??]

i’m interested to see if there’s any other sneaky interactions between them moving forward - noah loves taylor swift so he may be taking a page or 2 from her book & starting to get more cryptic as their fanbase expands ?? lol

seeing kras on the same page of an omens official account really made me feel crazy. that is something i never ever thought i’d see, thought i was hallucinating lol (i love them so much 🥹)

i am slightly hopeful but also ready to be disappointed lol

am i a fool for underestimating noah sebastian’s troll behavior? probably

has he trolled me before? yes

will i have too much faith in him to not troll me again after this? yeah :/

regardless,

anyway sorry this is ridiculously long for no reason & nobody actually cares about my insane hypothesizing 🥲 if anyone got this far, you’re a trooper & i’m giving you a star

i was just really really really excited about this bc i love them both so much & nobody else cares & it made me really sad but it’s fine 🥲🥲💔💔

[swifty-fox]

https://www.tumblr.com/swifty-fox/757933470745067520/holy-shit-understanding-in-a-plane-crash-broke

sorry for the profanity but i fucking love this fic muah

I LOVE IT TOO IM SO HAPPY Y"ALL ARE ENJOYING IT BUT PLS PLS go give @reallylilyreally's fics the same love bc it would not exist without her brady series!!!

a snippet for you:

It didn’t take very long for young Johnny Brady to realize he wasn’t made quite like his sisters, or anyone else he knew, really. He didn’t know anyone else who counted steps between cracks in the sidewalk, determined to get the same amount each time and, when he was little enough for it to still be a cute gimmick, to turn and repeat the steps if they didn’t come to the same count. They didn’t decide their favorite hymns based on the numbers of words, or in the title or on the corner of the page. The odd look Alice had given him once wen he tried to explain had taught him to keep that fact to himself. 

None of the other men, even thouse as arguably devout as himself, counted the decades as if they might forget it without constant practice. 

Misaligned chairs didn’t make their insides twist up with anxiety and they certainly didn’t feel the need to tap three times on any doorframe they went through.

Johnny understood all this, understood he was different. Understood enough to keep it mum in the psych evals when he’d signed up. Had long years of practice keeping the counting in his head, separating his rules from the rest of the world’s rules. 

Loud mind, his mother always explained. When he watched her worry at the stitching of her dresses, manicured nails carefully tracing over every loop, he’d wonder if her mind was loud too.

He knows the world doesn’t follow his rules. 

It doesn’t the way he feels himself twitch when he walks into the bunkhouse one evening to find John Egan sprawled in the chair Johnny had quietly been thinking as his for the last few months. Major Egan is in an ugly mood, picking the skin off a coal-roasted potato and popping the still-steaming chunks between his lips with a dark expression on his face. It’s not Johnny’s chair, but he’s sat there every night to eat his own pathetic meal, smoke his pipe, watch Crank carve his wooden planes, watch Murph and Hambone gamble for cigarettes, and stubbornly not watch Benny DeMarco. 

It’s not his chair, it’s not his fucking chair. His fingers tap tap tap against the rosary in his pocket as he heads over to Gangwer to check on his cough, remind him to rest.

There’s talk of a march, whispers the Allies are advancing and they’ll be on the move within the next few months. Johnny thinks its nonsense, they would be stupid to march prisoners in the snow. 

It’s not his fucking chair. 

Johnny takes his own potato, the skin still slightly green and off under the char of coals. It’s hot, it’s filling. He tries to eat it and remember what butter and bacon drizzled atop it tasted like. He leans against Benny’s bunk and blows onhis potato until it cools and tries not to watch Egan out of the corner of his eye. It’s not his chair, it’s not Egan’s rule.