#swiftytalks

[swifty-fox]

is anyone else losing their mind over the Hobey Baker letters we're about to get or am I the only one left on twitter

for non-hockey people this is like someone coming out like "yeah George Washington was gay and all his friends thought he was smoking hot and also he was fucking Benjamin Franklin. Probably"

[swifty-fox]

haha trade season

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no thoughts just this comment on one of my fics

[swifty-fox]

my stalag hot take is that when the Bucks get mad at each other, they give each other the silent treatment and force everyone else convey messages back and forth. like they’re in the same room but passive aggressively saying to the others “well tell BUCK that he’s being an ASS and needs to APOLOGIZE”.

anyway one day Bucky corners Brady behind the bunkhouse and is like Little John can I trust you to privately pass on a message to Gale for me?? Brady is like Yeah. thinking it’s gonna be a map or escape route or something. and then John gives Brady the deepest, hottest kiss he’s ever received in his life. so then Brady finds Gale in the library and is nervously like Um. Bucky said to pass this on? and kisses Gale. even sticks his tongue inside and licks Gale’s teeth just like Bucky did to him, because Bucky is Brady’s CO and Brady is a good soldier.

Gale hums in pleasure and just kisses Brady right back. Then he’s like Johnny can you send something back for me? Brady is like Yeah sure because what the fuck is his life. Gale is just like Awesome! as he starts unzipping Brady’s pants

this has been sitting in my inbox for so long and idk if I will ever write it but SOMEONE HAS TO!!!

maybe i'll write it. I'll add it to the list

[swifty-fox]

get u a @katy-l-wood aka a friend who always meets u where ur at

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idk if anyone cares about outlaws au still but 1 there is part 3 coming and 2 this is canoniclly what they look like at the end of p3 (barring Gale having long hair)

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friendly reminder fic authors owe you absolute dick and the only thing they want to hear unless ASKED for is praise for the shit they do.

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starting another clegan fic

[swifty-fox]

idk about john but if I saw someone as beautiful as gale with his hair all braided like a princess I would def throw myself at his feet and let him step on me

why do you think he kept robbing him.

It was love at first sight

[swifty-fox]

it really is so insane and gay that the writers made John's lucky token a 2 dollar bill.

Two Bucks

[swifty-fox]

Guess who got a solid idea for a kitchen sink au sequel

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For any Stalag writers, this website has a pretty good timeline of thee march bc Mota is uh. not very clear on that.

[swifty-fox]

John Egan would answer his cell phone like "y'ello?"

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Blows raspberry

[swifty-fox]

Im researching for kfak and came across some ancient BOB fandom:

December 5 2008, 05:26:04 UTC 

In general, Vaseline petroleum jelly. Still classic, but I bet it did a number on rubber. In the Pacific, where the sodomy was everywhere, there was this one spot on Guadalcanal or someplace in the New Hebrides the gays liked to call Vaseline Alley where a lot of trade could be picked up, va-va-voom!

At the front, the cold European front, well, there's always spit. Since I'm assuming you're talking about Haguenau I'm thinking you could whip up a bombed-out pharmacy that has stuff that would work. Unless you're writing Webgott, in which case I suggest Joe would just stick Dave dry just to hurt him.

[swifty-fox]

so is this a bad time to talk about my evil fae-creature-coyote-thing-Gale fic I'm writing for Halloween where he really wants to eat John but they fall in love instead?