#butterman and batman

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The bromance exist even in the multiverse

[rants-about-opm]

Don't even start with me:

🌹: Lupin x Jigen

😑: Flashy Flash x Speed O' Sound Sonic

💔: Gaara x Rock Lee

💩: Shigeo x Reigen (fuck off if you ship this)

✌️: Naruto x Sasuke

💚: Red Hood x Wally West

💙: Stephen Strange x Tony Stark

👅: Jigen x Lupin

👎: Genos x Saitama

💤: Tony Stark x Pepper Potts

💘: Rock Lee x Sakura

💦: Batman x Joker (specifically Lego batman)

💣: Yomiel x Cabanela

👀: Boba Fett x Din Djarin

💖: Nicholas Angel x Danny Butterman

💢: Garou x Badd

💓: Reigen x Dimple

A few honorable mentions:

Favorite Sapphic ship 💟: Harley Quinn x Pamela Isley

Favorite Gay ship 🖤: Jigen x Lupin (love them sm)

First Ship 💫: Spider-Man x Deadpool

Ship I wish didn't exist ☠️: Loki x Sylvie

If you have any questions about why, feel free to ask.

Controversial Shipping Asks:

Ship that you have as an OTP: 🌹

Ship that you’re indifferent to: 😑

Ship that makes you sad: 💔

Ship that you find disgusting: 💩

Ship that you find cute but don’t ship: ✌

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙

Ship that you find most sexy: 👅

Ship that you can never see happening: 👎

Ship that is canon but you don’t ship: 💤

Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘

Ship that is taboo: 💦

Ship that pisses you off: 💣

Ship you’re curious about: 👀

Ship that needs more love: 💖

Ship that is most misunderstood: 💢

Ship that you didn’t expect to ship but now do: 💓

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Mothman And BUTT-erboy: A Comprehensive Guide

On that fateful day where Bruce Wayne sat thinking of exactly what name would strike fear into the hearts of his enemies, a bat flew into the open window of the study, hence creating the vengeful, dark, mysterious Batman. But, ignoring the fact that Gotham City is every horror cliche put together, what if a moth had flown into the manor that night, attracted to the light (as moths often are)? 

I give you: the mighty mysterious MOTHMAN!

(treat this crack seriously, okay? because i will)

So you’ve got a guy dressed as a moth going around beating up criminals. But then, you ask, what ever shall his little Robin be? Who is Dick Grayson, if not the human reincarnation of a cartwheel dressed like a stoplight?

Well, logic dictates that if one guy is a moth, the other is a butterfly. I present to you: BUTTERBOY!

I’m wonderful at MS paint shut up

But does he keep this up when he and bruce have their little falling out and he goes out on his own? Um, have you met Dick Grayson?

Our little butterboy has become a BUTTERMAN. We have all the classic nightwing arcs but with butterman instead. Think of the headlines. 

“BLUDHAVEN VIGILANTE BUTTERMAN KILLS THE JOKER”

side note: Joker would absolutely love being killed by someone called Butterman Joker, actively dying of internal bleeding: I was gonna have to go some way and it doesn’t get much butter than this

Everyone spells it butt-erman. Dick’s torn between loving it and hating it. Also Dick constantly smells like popcorn. For reasons.

(And yes, I am well aware that “butterman” sounds like a weird sex thing with vague relations to food and bdsm. But if we’re being honest, Nightwing sounds like a stripper name. So it’s not like this is anything new.)

Now Jason. Jason has a modicum of common sense. But he’s also dumb as shit. So he looks at the costume and goes “yea this isn’t happening.” He gets his hand on the costume plans and that’s how we end up with THE FLY.

Yeah I don’t know how flies work. That’s just how it is now.

(another side note: Jason actually looks super badass and hot in this picture i’m sorry for ruining it but like jesus chIST look at the siZe of his aRMS)

Fact: Jason is fully aware of how dumb it looks and sounds. Fact: Jason is a little shit Conclusion: Jason does not care and people are honestly terrified of the Fly because he will beat you up wearing what looks like those fairy wings with the elastic straps that you could put on you and pretend you were a fairy when you were a kid.

Tim would either go back to Butterboy or Fly. Either he’d be Butterboy because he has trash taste in costumes and doesn’t want to replace the Fly. Or he would take on the Fly because he has the creativity of marmalade. Or even worse, he would combine them. I present to you: FLYBOY

Tim genuinely does not realize how stupid it is. This is the guy whose costume includes that stupid cowl. I don’t think he has any fashion sense. Like at all. The only good fashion choice he makes is wearing Kon’s oversized shirts in the morning

Damain would reject both. Damian doesn’t even come to Gotham because he’s so embarrased about the titles that being with the League forever sounds like a better alternative.

Stephanie would think “Butterboy” is the single dumbest thing she’s ever heard.

Kate’s still batwoman. She has better taste and thinks bats are cool.

Babs? She looks at Dick and goes “this has potential.” Which honestly describes their entire relationship. She’s the Butterfly.

Cass is Spider. Like, very Black-Widow esque. Super badass. We Stan.

Duke wants to stick with the yellow but also he has a brain cell. But he’s got massive insecurity issues and wants to be part of the insect theme that the fam’s got going on. So now we have the Wasp.

Anyway, @magneticwoag​ , @yesboopityboop​ , and I came up with this thing and I am honestly quite proud. DC you should definitely hire us we will improve your work by leaps and bounds.

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2432: THE RAVEN

Today: Greg and Kielen have a new idea about a maple syrup company they want to start, oh dear god this is becoming a thing, ButterJack Brand and Butterman song, Bigfoot movie and being a reenactor, Batman costume with gadgets, the Raven, Florida man is a garbage artist, and more - have a great afternoon all!!

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Film Language - Film I love,hate, not known

The film I love

For the film I love, it would have to be Hot Fuzz (2007). Whilst I don’t have a all time favourite films list, I do like to think I have a top ten list. Hot Fuzz is very close to being number one but I chose this instead of Avenger (2012) for variety. This is more of a comedic film but it’s use of cuts and transitions is second to none. Hot Fuzz takes place in the middle of know where as Nicholas Angel uncovers a plot where the head of the town is killing unwanted people.

Whilst the film has some amazing direction and camera movements, my favourite scene has to be nearing the end of the film when Sargent Nicholas and Danny Butterman indulge on every action cliché known in the current state of action films, including firing your gun whilst you are jumping in mid air. Obviously this part is a spoof on classic and somewhat new action films, I have to say this is a well edited sequence, the use of dutch angle’s, music and sound effects used in this sequence is quite inspired. Also to mention the colour palette is quite bright and vibrant where as earlier in the film when Sargent Nicholas thought it was a dull town the colour palette reflected it.

The film I hate

The truth being I could write an essay alone on how much I hate this film, but shall just keep it to this blog post. Batman vs Superman (2016) is a terrible film, perhaps the worst experience I’ve had in a cinema. It lacks common sense and once you think about the script it makes no sense and has plot holes the size of the grand canyon. Not to mention the film purposely marketed the adverts claiming it would be this epic fight between the two juggernauts of DC, Batman vs Superman when reality in this 2 and a half hour film they had their fight and lasted 5 minutes. The film also suffers from being incredibly boring and seems to build up manufactured tension between Batman and Superman when reality is they have no reason to hate each other which feels forced. Batman wanting to kill Superman because he had a dream that Superman would take over the world is not a valid reason wanting to kill him. We all have stupid or terrible dreams but we don’t act upon them. For what everyone claims to be the worlds greatest detective it was a really stupid move to be the sole reason why Batman wants Superman dead. 

If there’s any praise I can give the film, apart from the camera being on and in focus. I would have to say the sound design is quite nice. Some of the props and costumes are also quite nice.

The film that’s not known

It’s interesting to me that I’ve asked several people about this film to which they reply that they haven’t seen it. The Yellow Submarine (1968) was a film about The Beatles travelling to this unknown land to free it of dictators who hate music. I can say I enjoy this film but it’s very odd and unusal film. I can say the main attraction for this film are the Beatles themselves. Whilst none of them are voiced by the singers, their music and concepts are in this film. The film is very bright and colourful, naturally draws the eye’s attention in. It may not be the most thought out film in terms of camera angels as it’s mostly just medium shots, close ups and wides

I will say that the colours really are a sight to behold, there are a lot of visual styles in this, sometimes hyper realistic, sometimes cartooney. The sound design is also great in this film and is a must watch not just for any Beetle fan but a fan of trippy and colourful animation