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"These kinds of butterdragons are known to walk on all four legs, but this one stands up when she wants either treats or hugs!"
As promised, here's me as a butterdragon! Specifically the archaic butterdragon variant. I cannot emphasize how much I ended up loving this drawing, I just look so cute and huggable and adorable! I might even make this my official Sona design from now on! Awawawa I am so happy!!! :D
#my art#ltoodrawing#ltoo#dragon#dragon sona#butterdragon#chubby#fat fur#fatfur#fat dragon#chubby dragon#cute#digital drawing
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huge huge sugary friend.
this is Bubblegum Butterdragon, an adoptable design made and sold for @beatrixisakitty
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A curious butterfly dragon got stuck in a pumpkin after attempting to carve it
#butterdragon#butterfly dragon#my art#art#doodles#caspian doodles#i got bored in class before a test so pumpkin butterdragon
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Muflier, a plant type Super Villain based on the Black Prince Snapdragon and... of course he ended up looking too much like Poison Ivy. He’s for a small Super Hero Universe project, inspired by a prompt from AO3.
He falls in love with his Super Hero alternate universe counterpart.
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Poor Fluttershy: having to deal with Discord and the Crusaders Pre-Mark.
Fluttershy is leading the Crusaders on a Field Trip to see animals when Discord arrived. He’s a week early and after hearing she’s taking the Crusaders joins along since he is an Honorary Member in this comic. But between him being bored and the Crusaders wanting to be more hands on, its not going well.
Discord suggest going back in time since in this world Time Travel is preordain, so no matter what you do it had happen already. Fluttershy is against it, until Discord tells her about a Butterdragon and she’s immediately convinced. Their first stop: ANCIENT EGYPT (called Anugypt in this world).
We meet Discord’s past which includes Anubis (who Discord betrayed because he made the entire place super orderly and Discord isn’t big on that) and Baast (an ex-girlfriend who I will now imagine being Samantha from Infinity Train). And how do I know she’s an ex-girlfriend...
She doesn’t like his current girlfriend.
Discord tries to take them back home but has trouble going back to the future. He goes all over the place including the City of the (once again redesigned) Kelpie. And while distracted by dinosaurs, A Roc took the Crusaders. All this trouble and excitement makes Fluttershy faint. When she awakes, the Crusaders are safe...
Thanks to Discord’s first friend: Hubert the Butterdragon. Now this would bother me but I think it makes sense. Discord never understood the concept of caring for others until he met Fluttershy. But that doesn’t mean he never had anyone care for him. Hubert and Baast shows he did, he just never considered them friends the same way they did him. And it ends with Discord apologizing and Fluttershy enjoying the sight of a Butterdragon.
Overall, its a fun story. If there’s one thing I did wish the show did from the comics is the dynamic between him and the Crusaders. But sadly this can’t be canon since even if the show didn’t squash that connection GLAB doesn’t have a Discord at this level of power.
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ok so
Since I have so many now, and I have more followers (which by the way thanks but why?), I decided to make a post with my sideblogs here :)
Warriors blog: @muddystep
Ask blog for my little dog character, Blue: @bluethefuzzball
Ask blog with Barb from spies are forever: @ask-barb-lavernor
Ask blog for a group of my characters: @ask-teachers-pets
Wizard So-So sideblog: @butterdragon
This will probably change, but this is what I have now :)
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Underfell: File Name not Edgy Enough #26
Chapter 26: Misery
WARNING: I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS. THAT BEING SAID, THIS IS HOW FILE NAME NOT FOUND WOULD FUNCTION IN THE AU OF UNDERFELL. BEFORE YOU READ THIS, UNLIKE THE NICE TIME OF UNDERTALE, THIS WORLD IS KILL OR BE KILLED. THIS STORY WILL BE GRAPHIC, GORY, USE SWEARS LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS, AND DEAL WITH SENSITIVE SUBJECT MATTERS. FOR EXAMPLE, THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THE FILE NAME RELOCATED SPOOF WILL KNOW HOW I PICTURE THIS VERSION OF LYNSIE COMING TO THE UNDERGROUND. IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT. IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF SOMETHING DUMB. IT IS BECAUSE SHE CHOOSES TO END HER LIFE. SO TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. I MADE IT BECAUSE I NEEDED TO LET SOME OF THIS EDGINESS OUT OF MYSELF. WHICH I GUESS MAKES UNDERFELL LYNSIE EVEN MORE TRUE TO WHO I REALLY AM. ANYWAY, ENJOY. ^_^
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[HOTLAND: LEVEL 2 MOMENTS BEFORE GOING LIVE]
Mettaton zooms through the air, the speed makes it hard to try to look for anything I can lock-on as a potential landmark. The worst part, I can't tell if Flowey is able to follow or can reach this far safely. Who am I kidding? Flowey has the best odds of making it around here without a scratch. Unlike my dumbass.
"THIS WILL DO."
He lands faster than expected. The shock shacks my insides uncomfortably. I gag trying to keep my stomach from flying out.
"SORRY, DARLING. I'LL ATTEMPT TO BE GENTLER IN THE FUTURE."
He puts me down, my legs buckle like a baby calf's but I manage to stand.
"N-No worries. Just...Just give me a moment."
He chuckles and gets ready to blast off again.
"SO CUTE. NOW LISTEN UP...HOTLAND IS LEVELED OUT IN THREE PARTS. WE WERE ON LEVEL ONE. THIS IS LEVEL TWO. FROM THIS ROOM, MAKE A RIGHT AND CONTINUE ONWARD. YOU'LL NEED TO REACH THE ELEVATOR TO PROCEED. THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?"
I wave at him.
"Go right. Got it. *heavy sigh* Um...Are there more vents?"
He doesn't say anything.
"Metta?"
"TOODLES!"
He blasts off and I roar our swears. Oh well. No point fussing on that. If I'm lucky Flowey will have heard my shouting and come to help me. But this room...The path leading out is glass. The land isn't connected. Flowey would have to dive deeper to find a joining point, most likely it would be too deep and the heat harmful. I need to leave and not look down. I take a step but fumble, grabbing a random signpost to stop the fall.
"Damn it...Is this what jet-lag is?"
The sign's writing makes me curious.
[Art Club: Meet here! Next meeting: October 10th, 8PM]
Huh? Wait...What is the date and time? Argh! I have no sense for time anymore. Toriel has an out-of-date calendar that she refuses to change which doesn't help and the cellphone had the closest thing to a clock yet there's no telling if it was on time.
"Ahhhh!!! I'm late!!! I'm late!!! I'm so sorry!!!"
From seemingly out of nowhere, a doughy butterscotch colored monster in a black fedora and vest comes rushing towards this spot with papers fluttering away from him. He's in such a damn hurry that he trips and ends up crashing, skidding to a stop inches from my feet.
"*grumble* Son of a..."
He picks himself up and quickly grabs what papers he can. He looks odd. I'm getting weird neck-bread vibes off him. It's probably the fedora. Maybe if he took it off and let his brown hair free...What the fuck, am I thinking like a girl? Ewww! Stupid girl thoughts! That's my once per month. No more.
"So stupid! Why am I so clumsy? I hate being such a klutz!"
Poor guy.
"Need some help?"
He flinches. Did...Did he just realize I was here?
"W-Who are you? This is my spot! Get out!"
"Whoa! Chill. No need to be so harsh, kangaroo-boy."
His eyes widen.
"Kangaroo..."
Ah...shit. I know that look by now. My blue soul comes out.
"I'M A BUTTERDRAGON!!"
[WRONG ENEMY !? begins to play in the background.]
...Fuck my life. Wait...What the fuck is a butterdragon?
[You're blocked in angrily!]
"I come here to find something to draw. And what do I find? Some ignorant bitch that wouldn't know a masterpiece if it smacked her in the face!"
Is he referring to himself?
"It's time someone taught you a lesson! Consider it a gift. Let me look in my vest!"
He spins around and swings at me with his tail. It's coated in light blue magic. Fine. I don't move. It turns orange. I jump over it. It turns blue for two more swipes before turns around.
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
"Oh! Whoops! That had to hurt! So sorry, I must have..."
He freezes seeing nothing happened to me.
"You...You're fine?"
I shrug. No point opening my mouth. He talks enough for the both of us.
[The enemy looks nervous.]
"Ummm, I...I couldn't find anything I want to give away. *softer* Not that I wanted to give you anything. *normal* Wait, wait! *laugh* I've got my notebook! I can draw you a picture in it! I'm quite the artist, you know. I'll draw you a GREAT picture!!!"
"It's not your turn."
He flinches.
"Oh...Right."
I look at my options.
[FIGHT]
[ACT]
[̴͝SP͜͞E͡L̵͜L͟͠͏]͘͢
[ITEM]
[MERCY]
What even is that button? Eh...I don't need it. Not with this guy.
[ACT selected.]
[New options available.]
[CHECK]
[SOMETHING]
What's with all the weird shit? Just be simple damn it.
[CHECK selected.]
[SO SORRY (REAL NAME, SAMAEL "SAM" D. BUTTERDRAGON) – HP: 1100 ATK: 9 DEF: -6 – This creature is definitely in the wrong time and space!]
Time and space...How the hell does he have negative defense?! That's a thing?!
"My turn!"
My thoughts are broken. He turns around to draw in his notebook, attacking once more with his tail. Blue swish. Orange swish. Blue swish. Blue swish. Orange swish. Orange swish.
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
Again he doesn't understand how I got away with no damage. Dude, I can't help that you're attack is obviously telegraphed.
[The enemy looks anxious.]
"S...sorry...The drawing didn't come out very well. Wait! I know the problem! I just have to find a better piece of paper for it!"
"I'm not sure that's how drawing works. But you do you."
[MERCY selected.]
[SPARE selected.]
"I don't want your pity."
Was worth a shot considering the way this fight's going.
"I'll settle on a draw-ing if that's better."
I emphasize the pun with a teasing wink. He gets a little frazzled.
"Uh...Don't do that again. Like...ever."
Screw it. I want to have some fun.
"Why? Are you gonna pun-ish me?"
His right eye twitches.
"Stop it."
"I have an ink-ling this is getting to you. But trust me...You paint seen nothing yet."
Getting frustrated he yanks at his hair before turning around and chucking crumpled balls of paper at me from over his shoulders. Finally, something I need to dodge that will take effort. Each toss has three balls and he does this ten times. The dude's wasting perfectly fine paper. Shameful.
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
I'm starting to think he's getting bothered by his inability to hurt me.
[The enemy looks perturbed.]
Called it.
"N-None of my papers are good enough to use..."
[SPARE selected.]
"It's not the tools. They don't create. They are but aids. It's the artist. Their skill and heart. That is key. Anyone can draw. It's as easy as breathing. But if you stress out and push too hard, if you forget to enjoy yourself...Then even what you'd call your masterpiece will never be good enough."
He looks at me funny.
"My advice, Mr. Butterdragon...Don't try to make something as others expect it to be made. Create something as you want it to be. Only then will you be happy with it. I would know. I'm a dabbler at doodling and there's something so...interesting...in being able to take a pencil and transfer an image that you only saw in your head to paper. Though I can never seem to get hands just right."
I look at my hands.
"Weird flesh sticks. Why are you so hard to draw?!"
He thinks for a moment. But then...
"THAT'S IT!!! I know what I can do!! I'll use my magic pencil! It has to be under some of these papers somewhere!!!!"
I take it he's still bent on attacking to prove he can draw. He goes back to tossing paper and by this point, I found a spot to just stand in where nothing falls near, so I wait till he's done.
"Here! I got it! My magic pencil is amazing! Everything I draw with it looks..."
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
This fight is so boring. I mean, I'm grateful to not have my ass kicked or beaten within moments of death's door, but...Is he really trying? Froggits try harder than this.
"Why aren't you hurt?!"
I cover my mouth in a yawn.
"Dude, can you let me spare you already? I need to get to level three before Mettaton has a fit."
[SPARE selected.]
He didn't like hearing this.
[The enemy taps his fingers together like jackhammers.]
"I'll show you. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!! I AM A REAL ARTIST!!"
With pencil in hand, he scribbles into the air and much to my understanding of reality he adds two horned demons doodles to fight on his side.
[DOODLEBOG – HP: 100 ATK: 8 DEF: 999 – Art lets your wildest fantasies come to life!]
"Like I was saying...Anything I draw with this pencil becomes COMPLETELY REAL! But in your case, a little too real!"
I can't help the odd smirk that crawls across my lips.
"Finally..."
I stretch and pop some joints.
"I was starting to fall asleep. Show me what you've been holding back. Let the creativity flow!"
Both Doodlebogs launch eight doodle orbs in circle formations at me. The good news, there's room to move and enough spacing to do some fun maneuvering. The bad news...It's still freaking easy! They shoot this move twice before their turn ends. And still...
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
I'm disappointed. And so is he.
"What...How...?!"
[The enemy is confused.]
I shake my head. Seems that's all he's got. Though, to his credit, those drawings need to go. But how do I do that? Hmmm...Maybe...
[ACT selected.]
[New options available.]
[CHECK]
[DRAW]
[SOMETHING]
What's this? Oh...Oh hell yeah.
[DRAW selected.]
"W-Wait...You can't..."
I grab my soul, not sure what else I'm to use, and trace out a large cat that glows like my soul.
"Sketch-kitty, pounce the Doodlebog on the left!"
The cat does as commanded, pouncing at the Doodlebog and they tussle off the side to the heat death below. He panics.
"How dare you use art against me! Don't just stand there, kill her!"
The remaining Doodlebog fires the same attack as before but done three times in rapid secession. I harder move yes, but one that still leaves spots open wiggle on through.
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
[The enemy is desperate.]
"H-Hey now...There's no need to do anything crazy. I-I shouldn't have attacked you. That was dumb. W-We good?"
Huh...I don't know if he's being truthful. I try to use MERCY but the button doesn't push in. Something is locking it. I wonder if it's because of the doodle? Is it affecting the battle conditions? To be safe, I'll return things to how they were.
[DRAW selected.]
"You're cheating! You have to be! No one can be this good!"
I roll my eyes while tracing out a massive snake.
"Sketch-snake, put the squeeze to the Doodlebog."
It strikes with the speed of a viper and coils the doodle like a constrictor. The doodle fights back, clawing at the sketch. The sketch knows what its mission is. It throws itself and the doodle over the edge, so now it's only the two of us. He is at a loss what to do.
[The enemy uses a hypnotizing 3D-tush-wiggle attack. Smells... furry.]
I think he's freaked out and out of options. His strongest move, an insane trump card, and I not only countered it but bested it.
[The enemy is apologizing to its visions of the Reaper.]
...What?
"I've messed up. I've really messed up. Oh no. I'm so dead! No...No. I won't let you kill me."
"Dude, I'm clearly not trying to kill you."
"I won't let art die!"
"And you're not listening."
"I'll use this regular pencil! I'll use 100% of best! There is no way you'd kill the maker of such a fine piece!"
He turns around and scribbles furiously. His tail swipes quickly and paper balls fly like crazy. This creates difficulty because trying to dodge the balls is made harder when trying to either stand still for light-blue attacks or move for the orange ones. Orange tail, orange tail, blue tail, blue tail, orange tail, and blue tail. This is how he should've been going at me from the start. It's a good attack.
[HP ███████████████████████████ 27/40]
"Are you ready!? I just finished! Here's your picture!"
He's so proud of it that he doesn't even notice that he finally did damage to me. The picture is a heart.
"What do you think!? It's a representation of your deepest essence... It's great, right!?"
I don't say a word. What did he mean by that? How is a heart my deepest essence? Is it a picture of my soul and souls are the essence of life? How the fuck did he being about so much thought with a heart?! My silence has him become uncomfortable.
"... (They think my art is terrible.) Well! I'll leave you with that thought! Goodbye! See you later! Sayonara! Nice knowing ya! Hasta la vista. ... I should leave."
He attempts to leave but he freezes when I quickly grab his tail.
"Um..."
"That image...You poured your heart into and it shows. It made me think. Art does that. It makes you think and feel. You did that to me. ...10 out of 10."
His eyes widen.
"R-Really?"
I nod and let his tail go...only to get a sappy hug from the butterball.
"Thank you!"
I made his day. He was trying to kill me and is now hugging me over a compliment. I think this is over.
[MERCY selected.]
[SPARE selected.]
[YOU WON!]
[You earned 0 XP and 318 gold.]
Holy shit! I'm rich!
The battle music fades out as he lets me go. My soul returns to me.
"Did you...Did you really like it?"
I nod.
"You gave it your all. That makes it special. Keep that spirit and don't be afraid to try other styles. You'll be amazed at what you can do if you try."
"Like your animals?"
"Animals have always been easy for me. It's people that are my weak-link. Um...Can I see that pencil for a sec?"
He hands me his notebook and normal pencil, to which I make two different drawings. One, a traditional European dragon spouting flame. This is my specialty, I can make these almost with my eyes closed. But the second one is my try at an anime version of myself. I use the eraser a lot on the face, hands, and chest. It never looks right to me once I'm okay with another part of the body. Yet I know I can't spend ages on this so I hand it over when I believe it looks okay.
"See what I mean now?"
"What are you talking about? These are great."
"Exactly..."
He's confused.
"Even when it's good, I still think I suck. But it's that negativity that spurs me to try harder. One day, I shall get those parts down and be happy with it without erasing whole bits out of frustration or doubt in ability. So...yeah...Keep those. Let them help you. Inspire you to be better in spite of others and yourself. Refuse to give up. And never surrender."
He gives me a funny look and I rub the back of my head with a nervous laugh.
"Heh...I have no idea where I was going with that. I tend to ramble when trying to be positive."
A small smile comes to him as he takes a few steps past me.
"I think I get what you're saying. If it's all the same to you...I think I want to be alone with my thoughts for a bit. Might see what ideas come."
I smirk.
"Take care, buddy. May the Muses inspire you to greatness."
I leave the butterdragon to his thoughts and not look down at the glass path that must be crossed. Yet it's doing so that alarms my brain. The land is not solid rock. The land is being supported by thick metal pipes and trussed beams that don't look like they're meant to be used here. I'm conflicted, I feel safe and unease at the same time. It also doesn't help I don't have Flowey with me. I need him. I don't like proceeding without my bro. So...
"Flowey! Bro, I'm up over here! Hurry up!"
Not expecting a response, least of all right away, I aim to head out slowly in hopes that he'll catch up to me before I really need him. But the path actually branches like a 4-way intersection and I get confused. Left is probably back to level one but what's the forward path? I shrug and check it out. Not like I have a killer robot to appease because I'm on TV. Thankfully, it's an empty spot of land. Scratch that. An empty spot of land with some trash on it.
[There's an apron lying on the ground.]
Really? That scrap's an apron?
I inspect the ragged thing and find it's in better shape than it looks.
[Will you take it or leave it?]
This option leads me to believe it's a human item. Probably pairs with this frying pan. Yes, I want it.
[You got the Splattered Apron.]
...Do I wanna equip it? Ugh...I tie the apron around my waist but backwards so it covers my ass.
[You equipped the Splattered Apron.]
[You gain 11 Defense.]
[Are the splotches from food, an enemy, or the former wearer? You don't want to know. Heals 1 HP every other turn.]
Wait...Did it say...?!
[HP: 40 ATK: 45 DEF: 38]
Holy shit! Score!
"So...Does that only work in fights?"
[HP ████████████████████████████ 28/40]
Huh. Guess not. Yet it said every other turn so who knows what that counts as.
I leave to continue all while paying half-attention to my HP. 1 point healing is better than nothing, though it's gonna be a while before I'm healed completely.
It's warm on this level. Still hot but not as bad as level one. Digital cords pulsate with energy from deep down to high above me. And in the distance...a massive mechanical structure. It sits in the lava like a slumbering leviathan. Imposing, mysterious, and giving off the vibes of "STAY THE FUCK AWAY". I better not have to go there.
After a short stroll, I come upon an obstacle or, as monsters put it, a puzzle. There are two conveyor belts, one going forward and the other back towards me. The forward one has three of those thick metal pipes near it and each pipe has a switch. At the end, there's what looks to be a Tesla Coil set up to prevent safe passing. Putting the bits together is easy. I step on the belt and keep walking, flipping the switches as I go. The third flip turns the current off and I can progress.
I regret this.
Literally forty feet away I'm met by those fucking vents. However...beside the vents is a large conveyor belt made of three merged ones. That's moving at the same speed as the one I was just on. Idea time. I dash jump across the belts. Leaping just in case someone somewhere decides to mess with the speed. Lucky me, no dick moves were made and I avoided doing my scarier backup plan of climbing on the support trusses. At least the path is clear now, which is good.
The heat begins to climb as I approach pumping stacks of hot gas. It makes the air thick and hard to breathe. The sooner I get past these things the better. Part of me questions why I don't hoof it on a crawl and then I have to remind that part that the land is inclining upward so it's bloody pointless. My throat is drying out, my lungs burn, and my eyes sting even with the tears trying to soothe the pain. Even the sounds of gears grinding in the background is starting to irritate my senses. But all this just makes me strive forward more to get back to some form of normalcy. Augh...What's my HP at now?
[HP ████████████████████████████████ 32/40]
Not bad. Not bad at all.
"Keep moving, slowpoke."
My blurry eyes spy a white speck among all the orange-brown.
"Bro?"
Something wraps around my wrist and pulls me slowly, leading me like a child helps an elder cross the road. Soon the air is clear and wiping my eyes lets me see Flowey. A very welcoming sight indeed.
"Bro!"
"Good to see you too."
"How did you get up here? The land is broken."
"Not all of it. I pretty much climbed up one high point, crossed over to another, and repeat till I got here. Did you forget how nimble I can be?"
I smack my forehead making him snicker.
"Sometimes it scares me to think how you've managed to not die."
He gets a chuckle out of me.
"Same."
We move on...only to be blocked by two heavily armored guards. One is a rabbit or hare and the other is more of a dragon than butterball was. Adorning fierce, brutal, and intimidating black armor bearing the blood-red Deltarune insignia. On their helms, shoulders, and wrists are jagged threatening spikes. But the real danger that has my attention are the very large swords.
"Are you shitting me?"
"They...aren't supposed to be here."
I look at Flowey funny and he flinches.
"I mean...They don't usually..."
"*mumble* Timeline bullshit. *normal* Fuck it...Yo! Can you two move? We need to reach level three...please?"
I'm sure that saved it from all my attitude.
"Human..."
Nothing good has ever happened to me when someone says "human".
"You're late."
Oh. Well, that's different.
"For...?"
They point their swords at me.
"Your funeral."
"Really? Was that the best you could come up with?"
The rabbit shrugs.
"I thought it was pretty tough."
The dragon punches his arm.
"I told you it was weak."
"It's not like we had a lot of time to come up with something better."
"Right. All the direction Mettaton gave us was 'stall her' while he does stupid crap."
"Let's just get this over with before the Captain finds out."
They rush towards me...then stop. But not a normal stop. They're frozen in place. I look at Flowey, he's stuck in mid-sink into the ground. The hell is going on? It's as if...as if time stopped?
"Sans? Sans, is this you? Where are you?"
White noise, like static on a TV. It pierces my ears as if it were stabbing my very brain. Covering my ears does nothing to stop it. I drop to my knees.
"Sa҉ns͏..̕."
A voice barely solidifies in the sounds assaulting my hearing.
"H͞è's n̢ot he̡r͠e,͟ l͡i̡ttl͡e ͜on̴ę.̨ He ͞can'͏t ̸in̵tęr͜f̛ere҉ w̧i̧th o͝úr̨ f́u͟ņ."
I muster the strength to turn my head and am confronted by a grayed-out monster with a blacked-out face holding a smaller face in its hand. The face looks at me with a small creepy smile. My eyes widen. The face spoke. And it speaks in rhyme. What the fuck?!
"What the hell are you?"
"M̛e? I̕'҉m͠ ͡a ̨f̡o͢l͜l͘ow̵er ̡of̶ ͘the g͠rea͝t Royal͏ ͟Sc͞ien͘t͝i͝st͟,̢ D͜ơc̢tor̕ ̵W̛.D. ̵Gast̀e͞r̀.͘ On̵e day͞,̨ h́e ͝va͝n͞i͡sh̀e͜d͘ w̷itḩou̕t̡ a҉ t́r̶ąc̛e.͝ T̛hey͞ ͠s̡a̢y҉ ̷he ҉s̡hat̕te̶r̷ed ͝ac̛ross̡ ti҉m͠e̴ an͘d̢ ҉s̨pac͘e. Ha H̷a͞.͝..̡ho͠w ̧c̸án I͞ s͠ay̢ s̸o͏ wit͟ho̴u͘t ͘f̶e͟a̸r͘?͝ ̸I'm h̸o͜l͘ding͞ a ̴p̵ie͘ce҉ ͜of̡ h͡im ̶r̶iģht͢ ͢her͞e."
This...This shit right here triggers something primal in me...I get genuinely freaked out. Fleeing like a puppy that just met the big noisy vacuum for the first time. And yeah, this was an overreaction. I've dealt with some insane shit at this point, you'd think I'd be hardened like a soulless speck of dirt. But no. That made me too unsettled and any tough wall I had crumbled. I zoom past the few other frozen in time monsters along the way till I reach the elevator. I spam hit the button, praying it will ignore the fact time is dead and let me in something that I can pretend is safer than out here.
*BING*
A sound other than static? There is a god!
The doors shift open and a grayed-out bird monster with terrible posture along with a grayed-out small humanoid monster stop me in my tracks.
There is no god!
"D͏r.̡ G̴as͝t̶e͠ŕ..͝.͡H̛i͞s brìllia͢n͝cé w͡a҉s̸ ͞irr̷e̶p͞l͞ac͢eabl̨e̶.̷"
"҉W͢hat͏ a̡n ̢áct to ̴foll̕o҉w͟! T́h͘e̷y ̨s͠ay̨ ͏h̶ę c͢r̨eat̛e̴ḑ t͜h͜e͜ ͞C̕O͜R̷E̶."
"Hoẁe͘v͢e̕r, h͜i͏s ͞life҉..͝.̸was ͠c͡u͡t s͘hort."
They say ominously together.
"O͡ne̕ ͟d́a͢y̕,͝ h̵i͟ś ҉ex̵pęri͜m̨e̵ntś w̧ent̡ ̸wr̢on͜g̢, ͡an̡ḑ..̀."
"He̴ fe̸l̢l̡ ̕i͞n̴t͜o ̀hi̵s͡ cr̷eat̀i͢ón̢."
"Węll,̴ ͝w̡e҉ needn̨'͡t͠ gos̕s̕i҉p.̧ A̷f͢t͠e͟r al̵l͏,̷ ҉i̸t'ş ̧rude to ̀tal͡k̨ ab͏o̢u͠t̛ s҉o̵me̢o͘n҉è w̛h͢o̕'s l̷i̕s͢te̡n͢ing.̸"
They grab me and pull me in before my body chooses to run.
"*snarls* Let go you creeps!"
"D̵o̵n't ̕st͠r̴ưg̷gle̵,̧ l͡i͞t̕t̛l҉e o͟n͡e.́"
"̸Yo̷u ͝d͞o͠n͏'t̴ w͡an̸t ̴harm to co͢me̛ to̷ ̡t̀h̢e̵ flo͜wer͞.̡"
Oh fuck...I left Flowey with the creepy face-hand thing. I cease my fighting.
"G҉o͡od͞ ̷ģir̡l."
The doors shut with a quickness.
[SNOWDIN: Skeleton House in present time]
They watch as the human and flower are confronted by the two Royal Guards. And of course, they do as they've been trained. Attack the human. But something weird happens. The guards begin to attack and the screen of the TV glitches into static before the picture returns. Only now the guards have stopped their action and the flower, which was retreating from danger, pops back out in confusion along with everyone else. The human is gone. It happened within the blink of an eye. One second she was there and the next she's not. And now the screen cuts to a "We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties" image. What is going on?
[HOTLAND: LAB]
Undyne and Alphys are equally as perplexed as everyone else that's tuned in.
"Alphys, where did the human go?"
Undyne irritatedly asks through her teeth. On her end, Alphys is switching through camera feeds like crazy.
"I'm looking! I'm looking!"
The screen swaps from camera to camera and multiple different angles. But there's nothing. Sure, there are monsters. Some just going about their lives. Some slacking around. Even an embarrassing shot of a Pyrope shoving a sandwich into the top of a Vulkin. But no sign of the human on level two.
"Where are you, damn it?!"
"Stop!"
Undyne's shout makes Alphys jump.
"Go back five clicks."
And so she does. The feed is an odd far shot from the gas stacks. It can just barely view the guards let alone the flower who suddenly ducks away. The guards seem even more confused.
"What are we looking for?"
Undyne points at the screen and Alphys sighs.
"If I can't see it on my end, you pointing from a distance does nothing for me!"
Undyne growls.
"Look up, genius!"
Alphys leers at the fish-woman before leering at the view she has on her monitor. Due to the far away placement of the camera, it can see up to the platform of level three. And there, dangling over the side, is a pale white arm that stands out over the red platform and gold LED lights scheme.
"The hell...?"
She switches to the level three cameras.
"Ha! I knew I saw something."
With the better view, they now see the human face-down just a few feet from the elevator.
"How the hell did she get up there?"
Alphys gets out her phone and sends a quick text. When there's no reply she presses a button and a moment later is sent a reply. A few messages are sent as Mettaton zooms on screen.
"What? Why's the tin can there now?"
Undyne is out of the loop as usual.
"Who else do you know can zip over there as fast?"
Mettaton pulls the human to the center of the path, away from a stupid falling to death, and checks over her seemingly lifeless body. Her eyes are open and empty as if someone replaced her peepers with billiards cue balls that glow. Marks on her arms look like bruising but weren't there before nor gained in her earlier fight. Then...Alphys gets a text.
"Hmmm..."
"What's up?"
"Vital signs are still going but her breathing has stopped."
She texts back to Mettaton.
"So...She's dead?"
"No. Not yet at least. According to Mettaton, her HP is full and not depleting. However, if she doesn't start breathing, her HP should drain and she will die."
"Then wha...?"
"Look at the TV, dear."
Undyne looks back at the screen to see Mettaton performing chest compressions in patterns.
"With her heart still pumping it means all other functions are still working. It's likely something happened in whatever event that caused her to get up there to give her trauma. The trauma probably made her brain fail to send the right signals to her lungs and thus, she's in respiratory arrest. So I've instructed Mettaton to force her body to restart her breathing manually with basic CPR."
They watch the robot press into her chest for a good couple of minutes before the human suddenly bolts up violently. Mettaton restrains the hysterical woman as the life returns to her eyes, sight restored settles her down some but she appears terribly shaken.
"Ask him if he can get her to tell him what happened."
"Already sent and awaiting reply."
Mettaton appears to speak with her but she either says very little or nothing at all. She merely holds her self in an attempt to cease her trembling and looks out at what bit of the CORE is still visible from that point.
"Huh...He says she isn't telling. At most, she said it's nothing and it just happens sometimes."
"Super vague and avoiding the subject? That kind of shit ain't normal."
Alphys agrees but it's not like they have the human in custody to interrogate for answers. She sends the text.
"The hell?"
Mettaton offers some concern and encouragement before blasting off, leaving the human alone.
"Why's he leaving her?!"
"He did what was needed. Now the show can continue as planned."
Undyne glares.
"That's twice now. You could've let her die."
"I still need more data. Something odd happened and I need to figure it out."
Undyne huffs softly.
"Fine. You know...You can only string someone along for so long before that string breaks, Alphys."
The lizard-woman chuckles.
"Worried about the human? That's cute."
"I wasn't talking about the human."
Undyne guzzles her remaining ramen and Alphys isn't sure how to respond.
"For your sake, the human better be worth all this effort."
She lifts her bowl.
"More."
[HOTLAND: LEVEL 3 BEFORE GOING LIVE]
Static. Everything is static. Static is all I see and hear. I can't feel anything. Am I dead? Is this what death is? If it is...It's incredibly boring. At least Hell would have a wicked soundtrack to drone out to while being tortured. Suddenly, I feel something. And it hurts. Like something is bouncing on my chest and pauses a bit before doing it again for longer.
Please...Leave me alone...Let me be...I don't want to go back...Don't make me go back...Please...
"*gasps and coughs*"
My lungs burn in this reawakening but my sight is still static. Purgatory. Pain before Heaven. The sins must be suffered away. This must be what's happening. Hands. I feel hands and panic, stress levels at critical. I take a swing at where I think they are.
"D̕͡oņ͟'̕͝t ̨̀͝to͝͏uch̷́͝ ͘me͘͜!̴̵͝"
There's hesitation before more force is used and I'm pinned to what I assume is a floor. I thrash harshly.
"L̸̀e͢a̡͜v̴͟͢e ͘m̵e͞ ͝al҉̀o��̴n̴̨e̶̢!̡͞ ̡͡Ḑ͞o͝n̶͝'̨̕t ̢͏̡I ͜s̸̛u͜͜f̵͝f̷͠͝er̛ ̧e͏͜n̢o̵u҉͢͢g̶͡͡ḩ?!͏"
"CALM...I...LYNSIE."
A voice? A normal voice?
"DON'T...ME...RELAX."
The struggling I was doing ends. And as I settle down the static that had blinded me subsides. My location is unknown. But I know the one holding me down.
"M-Metta?"
Seeing I'm normal, Mettaton helps me get back on my feet yet I'm unsettled by...things.
"ARE YOU ALRIGHT, DARLING? WHAT HAPPENED?"
Flashes of memory flicker in my head. Those...things...Followers of Gaster...The things they did...
I hold myself and fight the tears trying to come to my eyes. I don't say a thing.
"LYNSIE...HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE? WHY DID I FIND YOU NOT BREATHING?"
I rub my eyes.
"I need my phone. *shaky inhale* I gotta talk to my mom."
"YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE IT. AND IF I DID, I'M STILL UNSURE YOU WOULDN'T CALL OUT TO YOUR FRIENDS."
He's not wrong. I wasn't going to call Toriel. I was going to give Sans nightmares with the shit done to me.
"NOW COME ON. YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG."
"...N-Nothing's wrong. This...This just happens sometimes."
He's not buying it. I'm doing a piss poor attempt to play off that I'm fine.
"DARLING, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT FINE AND ABOUT TO CRY. JUST TALK TO ME. WHAT HAPPENED? YOU VANISHED FROM SIGHT AND ENDED UP HERE AT THE START OF LEVEL THREE COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS."
I don't say a word.
"DID SOMEONE USE MAGIC ON YOU? IS YOUR SOUL OKAY?"
I flinch at the mentioning of my soul and refuse any further interaction.
"LYNSIE...?"
I refuse to look at him. He sighs.
"IF IT MEANS ANYTHING, DUE TO TIME CRUNCHING, THE THIRD ACT WAS CANCELED. BETWEEN YOUR STALLING FROM HEIGHTS, ALL THESE RANDOM FIGHT ENCOUNTERS, AND EVENTS OF THE FIRST AND SECOND ACT...CHANGES IN THE PROGRAM HAVE BEEN MADE. HEH...ORIGINALLY, THE THIRD ACT WAS GOING TO HAVE YOU DEFUSE A SERIES OF BOMBS PLACED AROUND THE AREA WITHIN A TIME LIMIT. YET EVEN I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNFAIR. THAT AND THE SCRIPT FOR IT WAS JUST AWFUL. NO WAY AM I DISGRACING MYSELF WITH SUCH A POORLY DIRECTED SHOW."
I guess that is some good news. It's probably why he had those guards posted there to stall me.
"BUT...I DO HAVE SOME BAD NEWS."
This gets me to look at him.
"FROM HERE, IN THE NEXT ROOM YOU WILL FIND A SEEMINGLY CHARMING SPIDER NAMED MUFFET. SHE'S A CUNT."
Well, that escalated quickly.
"SHE'S THE LEADER OF THE SPIDERS IN THE UNDERGROUND AND RUNS A SUPPOSED BAKERY. IT'S A FRONT. SHE'S AN EXTORSHINISH. SHE'LL SAY AND DO ANYTHING IF IT MEANS SHE'LL GET GOLD. CLAIMS THE MONEY IS NEEDED TO SAVE THE SPIDERS IN THE RUINS OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT."
"It sounds like you don't like her very much."
"NO, NOT REALLY. I COULD CARE LESS WHAT SHE DOES. THE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF IS THAT SHE PREYS ON MY WORKERS, KILLS THE ONES THAT CAN'T PAY HER OUTRAGEOUS FEES, AND, WORST OF ALL, SHE REFUSED TO DEAL WITH ME!"
I tilt my head.
"I HAVE TRIED TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO GET HER TO SELL FOOD UNDER MY BRAND. BUT SHE SAYS MY NAME WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE HER LOSE GOLD. SERIOUSLY? THE AUDACITY OF THAT BITCH. I PRACTICALLY OWN HOTLAND AND SHE HAS THE NERVE TO UTTER SUCH SHIT!"
His screen flashes for a moment before he calms down.
"YET DESPITE THAT...KNOWING YOU AND HOW YOU HANDLE DIFFICULT MONSTERS, I'M CONFIDENT YOU CAN GET BY HER WITH LITTLE ISSUE."
"...You have that much faith in me?"
He spins on his wheel.
"WOULD YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IF I SAY I DO?"
My dower expression answers him for me.
"WELL, IT WAS WORTH A TRY."
His wheel retracts to fly.
"WE WILL MEET AGAIN FOR THE FOURTH ACT...PROVIDED YOU SURVIVE THE SPIDERS. YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF SPIDERS, ARE YOU?"
"I was when I was a kid. I got over it."
"GOOD. YOU SHOULD BE FINE THEN."
He comes over and, to my surprise, gives me a small embrace.
"I BELIEVE IN YOU, LYNSIE."
My throat tightens, I couldn't speak even if I wanted to. He takes off and I wait for when he's out of sight to breakdown.
[SNOWDIN: Skeleton House in present time]
The "We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties" screen cuts away. The human has been located. She appears to be on a different level and is a wreck. Down on her hands and knees, sobbing intangible pleas. Something has happened and it wasn't good.
Toriel gasps softly.
"tori? what's wrong?"
She covers her mouth and points. Sans sees it now. Papyrus even spies it before Grillby. The hands. The harsh imprints darkening the snow colored skin.
"Those marks...They would sometimes appear in her sleep. Why are they there now?"
Grillby shoots a look at Sans and he decides to get his buddy off his back.
"she had those marks while with us too. but if you look closely, these marks are different. there's no hole in the palm. plus...there are two sets."
"HMMM...AN AMBUSH PERHAPS? BUT WHAT KIND OF MAGIC CAN ALLOW FOR SUCH A SNEAK ATTACK AND THEN VANISH ELSEWHERE?"
Grillby continues to leer at Sans.
"what?"
"Sounds like teleporting to me. Anyone you know can do that?"
Sans glares.
"no. only i can teleport."
"Are you sure?"
"yeah. i'm sure. knock it off."
Papyrus cocks his brow. This might require his attention if things escalate.
"I'll knock it off when you come clean."
"i ain't hiding shit."
"Bullshit. You've been holding back so much that even your brother doesn't know just how much you do. If you don't know, then you don't know, but if one thing we've figured about you tonight...It's that you hide what you know all the damn time. So you've got to give us something better if you want us to believe you."
Sans balls his fist.
"us? or you? don't start connecting dots to points that don't exist because you want answers that no one can give to make yourself feel better."
"Then tell me who it was that hurt her before. Maybe they know who did it this time."
That line. That line got heads to turn.
"Sans? You know who has been harming my child?"
It's times like these Sans wished he was able to RESET.
"no, i don't."
"That's not what you told me."
"i only said what i did to get you off my back. ya were all upset about the marks and..."
"Of course I was upset about the marks! What guy wouldn't?!"
Papyrus snarkily lifts a finger, admitting his lack of concern but not wanting to get involved in this.
"maybe instead of pointing fingers, you should question why she didn't tell ya about'em herself. because if she doesn't even tell her mom about shit like this, what makes ya think she tells me?"
Grillby had to pause at that.
"Is it that one of them hurt you?"
"What?"
"You're ignoring them, but that doesn't make them invisible to anyone else. Did they do this? Papyrus I can believe, but I have doubts on Sans. But if they did this to you..."
"They didn't. This is a whole different issue."
"Don't defend your abuser."
"I'm not defending shit. It's my problem, I can deal with it. Don't make this a big deal."
"It is a big deal!"
"*wince* You're hurting me."
"..."
"Like I said...That's a different issue that I will deal with. Not you. Are we clear?"
"Y-Yes."
Maybe Sans had a point. Knowing how others would react keeps one from talking about such things, especially when it's not a reaction that is easily dealt with. Toriel and Grillby have proven to overreact when it comes to the human. She probably thought it best to keep such pain to herself to avoid added damage. But still...Something didn't sit right with Grillby. Sans knew something. What it was he knew not.
"IF YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR POINTLESS BICKERING, THE HUMAN IS ON THE MOVE NOW."
Attention once more fell back to the television.
[HOTLAND: LEVEL 3]
My body aches. The crying did little to ease me. Sure I vented, that's always good. But I don't feel any better for doing so. My arms stings. My soul throbs in agony. My every nerve demands relief that will never seem to come. I look at the bruises. I can still feel their hold. I don't know how long it happened for or how long after till I was found, yet I can still feel their filthy hands. It's too much. Make it stop!
I take my gloves off and dig my nails across the full stretch of my arms. I don't care about bleeding. I just want to stop feeling their hands. The strange energy begins to crackle around me as it did once before.
[HP ████████████████████ 20/40]
It...It finally went away. That's good. Now if only the memory could be removed. Can't claw my brain unfortunately. Oh well. Perhaps I'll find something to bash my head against. Won't that be fun?
I take my leave. Flesh under my now gloved nails and blood trickling down my arms, making a trail behind me.
A few short steps have me in a more inhabited spot. The monsters here give me strange looks. Maybe it's because of the self-mutilation. Or maybe it was spine chilling wailing. Or both. Or random other shit. Either way, I keep to myself and press onward.
"Oh, yoohoo, human~..."
Ah, fuck my life with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole!
"You look like you can use some healing items. Come, I don't bite...well...maybe ONE little nibble~."
...Why do I attract the kinky weirdos?!
This is the spider-lady Mettaton was talking about. She has periwinkle or lavender skin, five eyes, six arms, and two legs. She wears red rompers with yellow buttons in the front, a red ribbon across her chest, as well as large wild twin pigtails in her black hair tied by red bows. She is also holding two teacups with her top pair of hands and two teapots with her middle pair, her bottom pair of hands hide under her little table.
"Welcome to our parlor, dearie~. Interested in some spider pastries? All proceeds go to real spiders~. Check out the webs to make a purchase~."
I'm so not in the mood for this.
"Ms. Spider..."
"No need for formalities, dearie~. Call me Muffet."
"Muffet...I'm gonna be nice yet blunt. So I apologize in advance if I tick you off at any point because that's not my intent. *shaky inhale* I have been battered, beaten, abducted, blasted, and brought near death more than usual today. And normally, I'd roll with it and let you do this 'thing' it is you're gonna do...But not now."
She opens her mouth to speak and I slam my hands on the tabletop.
"I have just spent an ungodly amount of time trapped in that elevator over there having my soul violated by people that don't even exist anymore on this plane of reality. I have clawed my skin off to stop feeling their hands on me. So, please...Not now."
I can feel that energy get stronger. The odd display bugs her yet she continues.
"My, how dreadful. That's a terrible tale you tell, human. And such a silly one to explain your disappearing act."
My eye twitches. Does she...Does she think I made that up?
"That Mettaton is certainly putting more effort into his effects for this show. It's about time too. That metal moron can't act to save his batteries."
I want to hit her.
"Anyway...Can I interest you in some of my 100% all-natural treats? Food made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders!"
...Wait a second?
"Of spiders? So...You're killing your own kind...for pastries?"
She simply smiles innocently.
"...Are they at least dead or dying ones?"
Her giggle is not reassuring.
"Go on, dearie~. Have a nice donut and wash it down with some cider. You'll heal faster than ever before. And all for the low low price of 9999G...each."
My nerves are shot. Were they always called donuts and not doughnuts? What the fuck?!
"Lady, that is the biggest crock of shit I have ever had the misfortune to step in."
All of her eyes glare at me.
"Beg your pardon?"
"This same 'bake sale' is being done by the spiders in the Ruins. Do you wanna know what the prices are there? Donuts are 7G and Ciders are 18G. Where the hell do you get off charging that much for food that works on cannibalism?"
I point at her in judgment.
"You're sick, lady! This is fucked up."
She hisses at me.
"Seems humans are awfully stingy with money. Don't know a good deal when it's in their face."
I look at her cockeyed.
"Stingy with money? Bitch, did you not hear the words coming out of my mouth?!"
She laughs in my face.
"Ahuhuhuhu...You think your taste is too refined for our pastries, don't you, deary?"
"...Sure. Whatever. You're not listening anyway."
"Ahuhuhu...I disagree with that notion. I think your taste...Is exactly what this next batch needs!"
She stares at me creepily and licks her lips.
"Oh hell nah!"
I flip the table on her and run. She's not happy.
"Get back here!"
"Fuck you!"
I look back to see if she's following and crash into a guy.
"Hey, watch where you're going."
"Sorry. I was just..."
My blood runs cold seeing the monster I've bumped. This guy...This guy is a dead ringer for the creepy gray dude with the face in his hand. The only difference being he's in color.
"*scoff* Weirdo."
He walks to where Muffet is but I can't move. My heart begins pounding. Flashes of memory play before my eyes. I can't breathe fast enough. Gaster, for all the shit he does, isn't as bad as the Followers.
MAKE IT STOP! M̴A͝KÉ IT͜ S͢T͡O͜P!!͘ MA̡̛͜K̶͢E͝ ̢I̡͝T̡҉̧ ́͠S̷͡T͝OP̵!!̛͏! M̢̡A̸̧̛͞͝K̢̨҉É̶̡̢͏ ͜͝͡I̸̧̨̕T̴ ̶̕͞S͜͢T̵͡Ǫ͝҉҉҉P̨̛͞!̶!̕͘͟!̷̨͟͝͡!̕͟
[WARNING]
[SOUL destabilization detected]
[HEARTBREAK immanent]
W͏ai̕t̸.̀.̢.̸Wha̧t doe̴s̛ t̨ha͝t ̨meàn̶?͡
[HEARTBREAK is the condition in which the SOUL will damage itself due to instability or loss of HOPE]
[There are three levels of the HEARTBREAK condition]
[Level ONE: the SOUL forms a crack, it starts small which can be healed easily]
[Level TWO: the crack on the SOUL spreads, damage taken is increased and needs intensive care to be repaired]
[Level THREE: the SOUL shatters and death accrues]
...Serious?
[Current status: PENDING HEARTBREAK]
[PENDING HEARTBREAK: the SOUL weakens and its color dulls]
[Most MONSTERS in the UNDERGROUND have this state due to a loss of HOPE which is the main trait in MONSTER SOULS]
So...I can die from my soul hurting itself because of my inability to cope with the shit that happened?
[Correct]
...Fuck. Well...I should make a last will. Because I'm gonna die.
*STATIC* DARLING? ARE YOU OKAY? YOU NEED TO KEEP MOVING.
Mettaton's voice in my ear causes the shackles of trauma to release me...for now.
I slap myself. Gotta focus. Do this and get to go home. Concentrate. Don't fuck up! The energy around me slowly dissipates.
"Human!"
Looking back I see Muffet coming at me.
"Someone's stealing from the register!"
Her concern for money outweighs her need to kill me and I use this to escape. Much to my annoyance, this part of the path ends with more of those damn vents and they of course split off into three ways, one being a big as hell closed door.
"...I fucking hate Hotland."
I sigh. Taking in the vent platforms and noting that the gap between them is the smallest size ever. No need to run, jump, or use them. I merely walk onto the next platform and can do so for all of them. I choose to take the right side first. Why not? Not like it makes a difference. It leads me to a conveyor belt that has three blue lasers. I ride it to the end without harm. I guess Metta's budget for puzzles is running low if this is what I have to deal with. This leads me to a familiar room with, what a surprise, the same shooting puzzle from the last time I had to unlock a big fucking door.
"Now this is just lazy."
I look for the instructions.
(Shoot the opposing ship!)
(You have just one shot.)
Well...Maybe that's something.
This puzzle has the blocks in a four by five state. Eleven blocks are solid and four can be moved around. The four moving blocks move all at once like they're connected. The open spaces are pretty fair if I have to give it some credit. I move to the right, up, right, down twice, right twice, down, left, down, and finally end it by firing through the clear path.
(CONGRATULATIONS!)
"Don't tell me it's the same on the other side."
I head out and take the other conveyor belt back to the vents, passing a random cactus in the process. I swear if this shit keeps up I'm going to lose my mind. No! No...I need to calm down and relax. I don't need the stress. My soul is in rough shape as is. Now it's at risk of damage without my conscious input. I wish I had my music. That would really help. Maybe a little Green Day or Linkin Park. Oh! My Chemical Romance!
*BONK*
It would seem I didn't pay attention and walked into the puzzle room, kicking the machine by accident.
(Shoot the opposing ship!)
(You have just one shot.)
"God dingle damn it bull honkery."
I hate copy & paste design. The board is larger, five by five. Ten solid blocks and six movable ones, everything else is empty space. Right, up, right, down twice, right, right/up, up/right, up twice, right, up, and fire.
(CONGRATULATIONS!)
"...I'm so sick of this crap it ain't even funny."
I shove my hands in my pockets and leave...only to see two diamond-headed monsters just hanging out, one light-purple and the other a super light-green. Did I really walk by them?
"I've been thinking about getting a sick skateboard."
"Really? That's cool I guess. ...So...What's your fave Mettaton Moment(TM)?"
"My fave Mettaton Moment(TM)? Right when everything looks the baddest, he poses dramatically. Like when he's on a cooking show and the eggs don't turn out right. But! Then he says...Even if you suck at cooking, you can always buy an MTT-brand Glamburger! Then he eats one! Everyone loves it!"
"...How does he eat it without a mouth?"
"Uhhh...well...Watch the show!"
"Well, my fave Mettaton Moment(TM) is when he beats up the heel-turning villains! Even if it's during what's supposed to be a quiz show. Oh! And I like when he tries on all kinds of different fashionable outfits! Even if it's during what's supposed to be a newscast."
I wonder if I can get a chuckle out of these two.
"Sounds like you two really know your stuff about Mettaton."
They turn to look at me, they look like teenagers based on their clothes.
"Totally."
"No one's a bigger fan than us."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah! He's currently broadcasting live. And with a Human! We can finally get to the surface!"
"On the surface, we'll be able to watch all kinds of TV...But, I bet none of those shows are as good as Mettaton's!"
"You don't say. Then...Could you describe this human? I don't want to miss seeing it."
The green one goes for his phone.
"Let me see if it's back on and we'll show you. Some crazy stuff happened and the feed cut off a bit ago."
I smile and wait for it. I can't read their faces, but it's very clear when the green one goes to his buddy and shows him the screen. Looks are shot at me. I merely give a friendly wave.
"Dude..."
"We're on TV!"
At least someone's happy about it.
"Wait...Then that means..."
"You're the human?"
I shrug.
"What...What happened to you?"
"You're like all messed up and junk."
I shrug again.
"You know...Messed up crud. Being human ain't all that and or fun. But don't worry about it. Just enjoy the show. Metta's doing his best to make it epic as hell."
I walk past them.
"Oh! Before I go...Don't copy any of the stuff aired at home. You'd probably get in trouble if you blast people for getting trivia wrong or use chainsaws while cooking."
I give a thumbs-up as I go. Vaguely hoping to look badass. With the door open it shouldn't be long till all this nonsense is over and I can go home. I wonder though...Can Flowey get up here? The floor is artificial, so I don't know if he can traverse it. I hope he's okay. Poor fella's probably losing his mind wondering where I went. Then again, he's a clever cookie and knows his way around the Underground better than anyone.
[The smell of cobwebs fills the air...]
Huh?
*sniff*
"What smells like freshly baked tarantulas?"
...Oh shit.
The room past the door is littered with webbing and spiders are dangling from the ceiling.
"...Fuck my life."
Smelling a trap I attempt to get through this room as fast as I can. But the webbing on the floor accumulates on my shoes and eventually, I'm unable to take a step. Struggling only made things worse.
"Ahuhuhuhu..."
Damn it! Damn it all to hell!!
"Did you hear what they just said? They said a human in tacky clothes will come through."
"Well, fuck you too."
"I heard that they hate spiders."
"What?!"
"I heard that they love to stomp on them."
"That is a bald-faced lie!"
"I heard that they like to tear their legs off."
"Slander! The levels of bullshit in here are off the charts!"
"I heard..."
Muffet comes down like a Charlotte's Web reject onto a large web. Smaller spiders dangle beside her and block the path ahead as well as behind me.
"...that they're incredibly stingy with their money. Ahuhuhuhu."
My fucks are all gone.
"You're mom was a hoe and ate your dad."
Her face blanks before burning with rage.
"You're fucking dead meat!"
[SPIDER DANCE begins to play in the background.]
My dull yellow soul comes out.
[Muffet traps you!]
"Oh, like this is fair. I can't move and you bring out a freaking gang. I mean, what are the damn rule anymore?!"
"Oh don't look so blue, my deary~."
She spins silk to entangle my soul then bites the end of a strand, her magic venom flows down the strand and coats the heart. Forcibly changing the trait and color.
"...I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~."
This feels so wrong.
"Why is everyone messing with my soul today?!"
Her spider underlings draw webbing in strings in horizontal lines. These lines are also infused with the purple magic and attract my soul.
[You're trapped in a strange purple web!]
"Here's the deal, dearie~...A spider will appear to the right between each turn, holding a sign that presents the density and type of attack that will come after your turn. Now while you can't move, your pretty little soul can, and you'll have to move it along or switch between the three strings to avoid attacks. There will only be three strings. No more, no less. How's that for fair~?"
I mull it over.
"...Not bad actually. Who goes first?"
"You. I want to see what you can do."
She's a smart one, I'll give her that. Let's see my options.
[FIGHT]
[ACT]
[̴͝SP͜͞E͡L̵͜L͟͠͏]͘͢
[ITEM]
[MERCY]
That button is giving me weird vibes the more I see it.
[ACT selected.]
[New options available.]
[CHECK]
[STRUGGLE]
[PAY 10G]
Pay? Fuck that! I earned this gold. Mine!
[CHECK selected.]
[MUFFET – HP: 1250 ATK: 38.8 DEF: 18.8 – If she invites you to her parlor, excuse yourself.]
And she's better in the stat department than the butterdragon.
A spider drops down and holds a sign...It's a picture of a spider. The hell does that mean?
"Why so pale? You should be proud~."
"With the amount of blood I've lost today it would make me look like a corpse. But be proud of what?"
"Why...Proud that you're going to make a delicious cake~! Ahuhuhu~!"
Spiders begin crawling across the threads. It's like a weird form of Frogger minus hopping to safety. It's a simple move and I come out of it fine.
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
Sweet, my HP is full. I love this nasty apron!
[All the spiders clap along to the music.]
It is a catchy tune, no lie. But I need to get out of this. It's not like all of me is unable to move.
[ACT selected.]
[STRUGGLE selected.]
[You struggle to escape the web. Muffet covers her mouth and giggles at you.]
...Bitch.
A spider drops down and holds a sign...It's a picture of a spider. Okay, I know what that means now.
"Look at you. Trying to break free. It's so cute~."
"Would it help if I asked nicely? Please let me go?"
"Let you go? Don't be silly~. Your SOUL is going to make every spider very happy~~!"
Spiders cross the lines and it oddly seems like there was less this time. Making it easier.
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
[Muffet does a synchronized dance with the other spiders.]
"You know...Someone warned us about you...Offered us a LOT of money for your SOUL."
This gets my attention.
"What?"
"Oh yes~. They had such a sweet smile~ and...Ahuhuhu~. It's strange, but I swore I saw them in the shadows...Changing shape...?"
The hell? Wait...She can't mean one of the Followers...Can she? Stop it! Don't think about them! Don't!
"Oh well. It's not like it matters anyway. Your move, dearie~."
[STRUGGLE selected.]
[You struggle to escape the web. Muffet laughs and claps her hands.]
"Still trying, huh? Still thing. Don't you know spider silk is five times stronger than steel?"
I can not get a break today.
A spider drops down and holds a sign...It's a picture of two spiders. What?
Double the spiders come on the strings at the same time. It's somehow a new move yet works too similar to the normal attack to be tricky. I dodge it fairly well.
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
[Muffet pours herself a cup of spiders.]
...I didn't need to see that. No one needs to see a large spider drink smaller spiders like they were tea.
"*sip* With the money from you SOUL, the spider clans can finally be reunited~."
I tilt my head.
"What do you mean?"
"You haven't heard? Spiders have been trapped in the RUINS for generations!"
Obvious thing is obvious.
"Can't they, you know, squeeze out through the door?"
"*scoff* Even if they go under the door, Snowdin's fatal cold is impassable alone."
It is pretty cold there. Then they'd have to travel through two zones to get here. Damn, that sucks.
"But with the money from your SOUL, we'll be able to rent them a heated limo~. And with all of the leftovers...? We could have a nice vacation~! Or even build a spider baseball field~!"
What little sympathy I was gaining dies at that.
"Now you're just spending to show off."
"But enough of that...It's time for dinner, isn't it? Ahuhuhu~."
*Growls*
I look around and see nothing. I don't like this.
[STRUGGLE selected.]
[You struggle to escape the web. Nothing happened.]
"Don't struggle too much. You'll make yourself all sweaty. No one wants a sweaty donut."
A spider drops down and holds a sign...It's a picture of a spider and a donut?
The spiders come crawling faster than before even if their numbers aren't as much, then they are followed by random donuts being thrown by the spiders blocking the pathways. This almost had me. Came close, but no cigar.
[HP ██████████████████████████████████████████ 40/40]
I'm proud of my dodging skills. I've come a long way.
[Muffet tidies up the web around you.]
If you don't like crumbs, don't throw food. It's very simple.
*Growls*
There's that sound again. I really don't like it. Muffet does though.
"You look concerned."
"Are you saying you don't hear the growling?"
She giggles.
"Oh, how rude of me! I almost forgot to introduce you to my pet~."
I'm puzzled. What kind of pet does a spider have?
"Oh, my pet~...Looks like it's time for dessert~."
I can hear rapid heavy skittering. Not good! Not good!
[STRUGGLE selected.]
[You struggle to escape the web. Muffet is so amused by your antics that she gives you a discount!]
"Tell you what...If you survive my pet, I just might consider sparing you."
"R-Really? That might actually be the f...Holy fucking shit!!"
*Roar*
An abomination appears. A hideous cupcake spider thing emerges from the webs.
"What the fuck is that thing?!"
"This is my pet. Have fun, you two~."
A spider drops down and holds a sign...It's a picture of a cupcake. I don't like this at all!
So many spiders speed by in an unchanging pattern of fear and with good reason. The freaky food beast climbs down and begins eating the strings, pulling my soul towards its hungry maw. This causes spiders that were already on their way to fall prey to this creature as I desperately do my best to not get hit or be dragged to what I assume is instant death. But I'm too panicked to be perfect in my dodging.
[HP ████ 4/40]
Six...I took six hits. I'm gonna die.
[Your soul can't take much more of this.]
No? Really?! Like I couldn't fucking tell!
"You're still alive? Ahuhuhu~...That's impressive~."
She calls her pet to her side.
"Got way too worked up...*gag* I think...*gag* I think I'm gonna puke. *hic*"
"...Please don't. Do you know how hard vomit is to clean out of webbing?"
I take a moment to settle down.
"*sigh* Don't lie...Spiders eat their webbing when it gets messed up."
She cringes.
"Yeah...I don't know everything about spiders. But I do know random gross stuff like that."
I shake off the impending dizziness.
"So...Are you going to spare me?"
She thinks for a moment.
"I will..."
Maybe there is a god?
"For the small fee of 500G~."
Nope. God's dead.
"Are you kidding me?! I'm fucking broke! "
I ain't telling her I have money.
"Then I guess we're going to be spending more quality time together, dearie~ I do hope you're feeling comfortable trapped in that web. Ahuhuhuhu~! Because I don't mind keeping you here for as long as it takes~!"
Damn it. I don't have time for this crap. Wait a second...Time? Heh...This gives me an idea.
"Say, Muffet...Who's watching your bake sale stand while you're here?"
She folds her upper arms.
"A loyal family member. Why do you ask?"
I chuckle softly.
"Oh, no reason. Just checking."
Her eyes cock.
"Checking?"
"Well, we've been here a long time. At least, you have because you got here before me. And we're far from your stand too. It would be a real shame if someone took your 'donations' while this fight was happening."
She sneers.
"Dearie, you're not going to fool me again with that trick. No one would dare steal from me."
I smirk.
"That's the thing...It's not YOU they'd stealing from now is it? It's some other weaker spider."
Her expression gains some worry.
"Even if that spider is loyal, can you honestly say it can defend the money if, let's say, a group stormed the table?"
Concern crosses her face and her pet nudges her as it picks up the vibes.
"Then...Then I'll kill you quickly and return before some fool even tries!"
I shake my head at her.
"Yeah, that would be a thing you could do. But...You can't."
"Wha...What do you mean I can't? You have four HP left! One more hit and your SOUL is mine!"
I put my hands in my pockets and rock on my heels.
"True. So very true. Yet...It's not your turn."
Her eyes widen, finally picking up on my little plan.
"Here's the thing...I've been in enough fights to understand how they work. It all functions on a turn-based system. It's a very fair means of doing combat. No one can attack at random, only when it's their turn. Heh...But the kicker is, and I think you know where I'm going with this...There's no time limit on turns. So if I want to...as long as I don't do anything...my turn will never end. And we'll be stuck here, locked like this...forever!"
Now it's her turn to feel panic.
"You're bluffing."
I grin.
"How much are you willing to bet on that? Because I wager your clan won't take losing all their hard-earned gold due to your negligence very well. They may think a new leader is needed if that happens."
I yawn and stretch to get cozy, showing I'm more than willing to stay put. She twitches with nervousness.
"So tell us, Muffet...What's it gonna be?"
Based on my understanding of Muffet, she's a greedy, stingy, intimidating, malicious, and somehow hypocritical monster, although having a courteous and sweet way of speaking. She won't stay. The odds don't favor her.
Her pet looks at her, the spiders turn to her, the pressure is almost visible as it smothers her. She balls her six fists and stomps her foot in a fit.
"Fine! I'll SPARE you!"
"For free?"
She grinds her teeth.
"Yes, for free! Just quit stalling and confirm it!"
[Muffet is sparing you and refuses your money.]
I can be super evil when I have the chance.
[MERCY selected.]
[SPARE selected.]
[YOU WON!]
[You earned 0 XP and 0 gold.]
The webbing around my soul dissolves. As does the stuff around my feet. My soul turns a dull orange and returns to my body.
"There, you're free. Now get lost!"
"I'm glad we could have such a fun time together, dear."
She snarls and hops onto her pet.
"Next time, you won't get away so easily."
"And maybe next time you'll be paying me for my amazing entertainment skills."
I think channeled Mettaton for a moment. She bites back some harsh unladylike remarks and rides off. I look at the spiders that block my way out.
"Move...please."
They're hesitant but do so.
"Thank you."
I take a few steps but stop near them, pulling out a small handful of gold.
"I don't know if what she said was true, but...here."
I put the gold on the ground and take my leave, pulling a bottle of cider from my inventory to heal.
"Consider it an addition to the amount I've already paid in the Ruins."
The spiders are confused but I hear them take the gold. I can be evil, yes. But it's not true to my nature. I drink the whole bottle as I enter a new, hopefully lacking in spiders, area.
[HP ████████████████████████████ 28/40]
Not bad. I'll fully heal up soon. This new area appears to have the same material as the Ruins. I'm getting homesick. I miss Toriel. I miss Flowey. I miss my bed. I want to go home.
My melancholy blinds me to my current surroundings. I only come out of it once a spotlight hits me.
"The hell...?"
Things look funny. No doubt it's a setup by Mettaton. But I'm unsure what this act is. I mean, it looks like a receptionist's waiting room. A desk and some random chairs.
"GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTS...!"
Mettaton zips in wearing a red suit and shoves me in a chair as he takes center stage.
"FIRST AND FOREMOST, WE HERE AT MTTTV WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF ME OVER THE COURSE OF THE PROGRAM. DUE TO THE LACK PREP WORK WITH MY COSTAR HERE, WE SADLY HAD TO FORGO A THRILLING ACT BACK IN LEVEL TWO INVOLVING HUNDREDS OF EXPLOSIVES!!"
I so freaking called it. I should let him have his moment...Nah!
"I thought you said that act was shit anyway?"
He extends an arm to cover my mouth.
"FORGIVE HER. SHE'S LOST A LOT OF BLOOD AND NOT ALL THERE MENTALLY."
I leer at him flatly.
"BUT...DARLING HERE IS GOING TO MAKE AMENDS WITH US ALL RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME TO ANSWER SOME BURNING QUESTIONS."
I'm so confused as he lets go and leaps onto the desk, posing dramatically.
"IT'S TIME FOR..."
A large neon sign shaped like him drops from the ceiling.
"BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL WITH A KILLER ROBOT! THE LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOSTED BY YOURS TRULY."
Huh. Not a bad title.
"I thought you were working on a courtroom trial program?"
He scoots to now sit behind the desk.
"UNFORTUNATELY, WHILE I DO HAVE THE FUNDS, I DON'T HAVE AVAILABLE WORKERS TO MAKE SUCH A SET. SO...WE'RE DOING THIS INSTEAD."
"Heh...Must be hard to meet your expectations."
"DARLING, YOU HAVE NO IDEA."
A tense dramatic score plays.
"SO, DARLING...ARE YOU READY TO TELL ME EVERYTHING?"
Ah. I see now. Fine, Metta, have it your way. Just be careful what you wish for. You may not like it. Now don't get me wrong. I know my limits. I'm not about to tell him EVERYTHING. I'm not that stupid. But if he wants truth, he's going to get a version that's missing some characters and other junk.
"As you wish. You wanna know the truth? You want to scar the entire Underground? Sure. Why not. What else do I have to lose at this point since you exposed me? So congratulations! I hope you like the prize you've been longing to get. Because I sure as hell don't."
Let the show commence.
#undertale#underfell#Lynsie#Anomaly#sans#papyrus#gaster#grillby#grandpa semi#mettaton#napstablook#toriel#Asriel#flowey#asgore#chara#frisk#undyne#alphys
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which ship do you prefer: the rat band or butterdragon?
rat band
sorry butterdragon, but I've read the fanfic
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ButterDragon: *Spits a stream on harmless Bubbles at Undyne all playfully*
“Target practice!!!!”
The fishy flings little toothpick-sized spears to burst the bubbles. Who knew this mysterious little dragon would make such a good training buddy??
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do you know how alarming it is to be watching a youtube video and then in the list of patrons at the end is samael "so sorry" butterdragon
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I sketched my sona as a butterdragon (open species by samael) and I'm not gonna uploadd it now but it looks so cute and beautiful and fluffy aaa I love round dragons so much yay I love being so huggable!!! aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
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A box is slid to Susie in the halls. Upon opening it the purple reptile is greated with a ButterDragon. Tiny 1/2 horns, tiny wings and a tiny waggy tail at the end of her. She sat in the box with innocent cute puppy eyes as she attempted to make some 'Roars'. Sound more like a kitten hissing. Although a kitten hissing would be more threatening then this.
{ The draconic monster can’t help but laugh at this little wannabe-dragon whelp. But rather than completely bashing on her attempt at being scary, she provides a little encouragement. }+Susie+{ “Aaaaaaah, noooo!! What is this?! I’m gonna get attacked!!” }
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*shakes you awake, sweat dripping off my face*
if so sorry is based off a butterdragon oc does that mean toby and temmie had to look at inflation art for hours before lovingly transferring that pixel by pixel into a secret enemy
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Because I can occasionally stab graphite onto a pulped tree sheet. My own version of an older Maggie Simpson. One as a mermaid (with thanks to an awesome Butterdragon for the fatty mermaid ref) and a teen/young adult version of her.
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On the plus side of things I found out tonight, the butterdragon guy follows me- the guy with the hidden boss in undertale, the dragon that paints. That’s pretty cool.
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