#butter not buttering

[xshrimpcake]

the brain not braining

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

[sylvansleuth]

I have a question. I'm gonna be stupid cause I don't have a palate, technically.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The bust of a middle aged man made out of butter was sitting on my bathroom counter. It turned and began to scream at me, but the scream was utterly silent. Everything was so silent. I was so frightened of the butter bust.

[kensatou]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[spicymancer]

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Dog Girl

[kermitspussy]

like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft

[tearyeyedanimal]

pearbright horse hcs. this makes the apple siblings appaloosa draft crosses :-) i have yet to draw them as horses!

[heavyheavycream]

feedist kinktober 27 : boozy belly

this was one of the first things i wrote about em. i'm not the best at writing dialogues so i hope it's not to clunky, enjoy!

[kangals]

kitten or 12 years old, when that Christmas tree goes up - her ass is THERE.

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of home made Uncrustables

[paper-mario-wiki]

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

[hellhoundclown]

richard and mrs tweak hung it up

[thebibliosphere]

Hey guys so I followed that Minecraft recipe like you said and you’re right!

You can make stackable soup blocks!