#butter not buttering

[xshrimpcake]

the brain not braining

[3liza]

incredible to me that in the age of spending minimum $100 for groceries for one person every three weeks where i live, people are still online like "dairy is bad for you because it has a lot of calories". at this point im calculating calories per dollar at the grocery store and youre still stuck in "fat bad" mindset from 1980. you are an absurd person to me. laughable

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

[razberry-slice]

little something I had on my mind, thought to share

[kermitspussy]

like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft

[sylvansleuth]

I have a question. I'm gonna be stupid cause I don't have a palate, technically.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The bust of a middle aged man made out of butter was sitting on my bathroom counter. It turned and began to scream at me, but the scream was utterly silent. Everything was so silent. I was so frightened of the butter bust.

[gongyussy]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[spicymancer]

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Dog Girl

[tearyeyedanimal]

pearbright horse hcs. this makes the apple siblings appaloosa draft crosses :-) i have yet to draw them as horses!

[lustingfood]

I made butter chicken, garlic butter naan, and strawberry lemonade. (♡)

[heavyheavycream]

feedist kinktober 27 : boozy belly

this was one of the first things i wrote about em. i'm not the best at writing dialogues so i hope it's not to clunky, enjoy!

[kangals]

kitten or 12 years old, when that Christmas tree goes up - her ass is THERE.

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of home made Uncrustables

[iregularlyevadetaxes]

CRYING