#butter in the microwave

[ragpicker-and-poet]

Taskmaster is such a good allegory for capitalism.

[fullcravings]

Easy 3 Ingredient Nutella Mug Cake

[regular-gnome]

The architect gives me the vibe that their the type of sibling to blow up a tomato with explosives and then blame it on their sibling.

(Based on a true story, well, except instead of an explosive, it was a microwave XD)

oh definitly. Architect never did anything wrong in their life. Trust

[shadyhouse]

if anyone is able to throw a few bucks at me so i can buy groceries after work today itd be much much much appreciated 👉👈 anything at all helps

vnm: tobias_leviathan

pp: paypal.me/bewearrr

[kazuhas]

KIM LIP ODD EYE CIRCLE 'Air Force One' Showcase

[kissingarthurclaus]

I was talking more about my s/i and Charles in their college years with a friend and I'm obsessed with them 😭🙏

I've got more stuff I wanna draw but for now take a little sketch of what I imagine to be their first kiss, a heat of the moment thing after he wins a fencing match, and a little comparison of my take on 20 year old Charles vs. 40 something year old Charles 😂 his youth and whimsy? GONE!!

[frog-with-no-therapy]

I want a spider X dcu but have Peter working at the league's base in space as a mechanic or a scientist, cause of course they will have the best material and information to help him make a way home. Except that Peter is weird.

Like, weird weird. Like, spider bite kind of weird with a hint of different culture from a different world kind of weird.

Listen most of his interactions with humans in their world is with them cause he's at the watchtower all the time, so his understanding of what is normal is a bit skew, and he probably also got used to acting more spidery, especially when in a lab or sm (courtesy of his time at the avenger tower where he doesn't really have to hide his spidery side)

Then you take into account him having a different kind of humour and a different set of memes and you have the whole justice league thinking he's secretly an alien

[autumnalfallingleaves]

"High in intelligence, low in wisdom" really is a thing because, even though I'm now going to be working on a master's degree, I put butter wrapped in foil in the microwave today to warm it up and did not think it would catch on fire.

It caught on fire.

[bazooka-overkill]

do you guys think aran is the kind of guy to go "im literally mewing right now. you guys should start mewing🙄🙄🙄" or do you think he'd make fun of people who mew

face of a true mew maxxing king (idk wtf any of those words mean btw. this came to me via the butter popcorn.)

[itshomobirb]

had toasted oats for breakfast, and then toasted oats for a snack, and i must admit, besties. im craving more toasted oats

[homosociallyyours]

I have food to eat for dinner that won't take a lot of effort to reheat and enough energy to do the reheating BUT it's one of those nights where the thought of ordering food just sounds so good!! Panang curry?? Saag paneer?? Idk just. Not my (delicious, nutritious) house food lol

This isn't an ask for $ help, just some plaintive bleating that I know many of you will identify with. Sometimes you want take out just because you want take out!

[0vergrowngraveyard]

8, 11, and 15 :]

8: what’s a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

probably the fabric of my first tails plushie. theres just something about that old plushie fabric that just hits me so hard in the gut

11: do you have a favorite comfort item? tell us about it?

so my favorite comfort item is actually one of those fat seal plushies. one of my high school friends got him for me for my birthday and he sorta accidentally became a comfort item lmao. i usually hug him when im sad or punch him in the face so he looks fucked up when i’m frustrated

i definitely have comfort items that are older than he is, but he’s my favorite

15: comfort food?

for a while i actually didn’t think i had a comfort food until i recently ate noodles with butter sauce and went “oh there it is”

so yeah, noodles with butter sauce

questions

[autumnhobbit]

heyyyy so i just made these cause pancakes sounded good and I ran across the recipe on facebook and i may genuinely never make them another way again, they’re so buttery and crisp and flavorful and there’s hardly any ingredients, if you have a stand or hand mixer the hard part (whipping the egg whites) is easy as pie, highly recommend giving them a try

[habitual-creatures]

I’m kinda hungry…

But my blankets are comfy…

...

Here.

[unfriendlyamazon]

headcanons of things the yugiohs can't do

listen they're all perfect little angels but everybody's bad at something

yugi: can't school

anzu: can't sew

tristan: can't sing

joey: can't dance

seto: can't draw

duke: can't smoke

serenity: can't cook

mai: disaster lesbian who's only skill is conning people

[triviareads]

every time I see ali slagle on nyt cooking i wonder if she truly is the poster child for mediocre white people.