#butiamnot

[illusionowl]

my mum hears me going down the stairs:

“Are you going downstairs?”

“Well NO. I was about to fucking spin around and stand here until Michael Jackson himself picks me up.”

[namjinnim]

the pause button indeed does magic HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA xD

[ennymaldonado]

Que haces cuando sos la primera en llegar a clase? Estudiar? Pfff yo miro novelas jajajaja 😂😂✌️😎😑🏫📚✏️#collegelife #ishouldbestudying #butiamnot #stillagoodstudenttho #noveleraproblems #dontjudgeme

[rhioridraws]

you can’t spell lame without me.

[ingridgonzalez]

"She keeps the dreams her friends forget. The ones that seem to be too big or too distant, or built for someone else. And when the moment is right, she returns them to their owners, reminds them what they've always know: step by step, the stars are reached. Our friends help do the climbing." ~~~~~~~~~ @smperez_ that is who you are my sister...You believe in the full potential of people. Thank you for being such a faithful friend. Declaring this is your best year yet! Happy Birthday beautiful! 🎉🎊🎀🎂🎁💛💛 #ILookLikeIAmCrying #ButIAmNot #YouMakeMeLOL #AllTheTime

[noodleofthedead]

You wish you had an analogous Texan doppelganger, who has a name extremely similar to your own and is precious as hell. #MCM #Androgynous #Texas #YouThinkIAmKidding #ButIAmNot (en Austin, TX)

[weasleywinchester]

Being one with the sea today with @jxrockz @papatsaraw @_rosemoreno @tinajyk #kayakingadventures #ciharbor #midtermbreak #sea #iwanttobeamermaid #butiamnot #sokayackinginstead

[karcherface]

How is this so delicious. It's like the perfect beer. Woah. #Mayflower #beer #Ishouldbewritinganessayrightnow #butiamnot

[eberethomaphotography]

If you love me... Now would be the best time to show it... #LensShopping #WhoLovesMe #ILoveYouToo #YouMayThinkIAmJoking #ButIAmNot #Seriously #WhoLovesMe

[ytidb]

Its hard because i couldnt be there for myself....but i must still admit i have some strong kids....their father lol cant lie is a baby jay jay and jas had to witness me being there all the way thru their first days. :'( this is my 1st my P-nut growing all up daddy is proud to have you as my 2st in command when it comes to our sqaud lol baby baby baby how we miss you have fun today on your first day to greatness....you always told me you wanna be a singer, well baby, you gotra statt here! #Jmsgirl #mylovelillady #shesready #butIamnot #mymrsneedstoholdme

[fannibalhunter-blog]

Swiggity Swendigo, This is the Wendigo Yo

[thetransboygoodywins]

I cracked my phone at work and now I am sad

[kendallknightmusic-blog]

@rwharper would be proud. #ButIAmNot #AbletonLive #Frustrating #BuildingLoops #NGUBSU @bsuatngu

[zemusicalzebra]

You know you're really a white girl when your Thanksgiving vacation kicks off with a Starbucks pit stop. #hotgirlproblems #myfamily #ishouldfeelashamed #butiamnot #endofhashtaggging

[lowzhenhui]

1366 steps; 73 floors; 226 metres. How i spend my Sunday Morning ^^ Running alone isin't easy :) #Swissotel #Stamford #SVM13 #run #singapore #fevercan'tholdmedown #vomitingisin'tfuneither #hashtaggingisgay #butiamnot #thankyouYunShengfortheencouragement ^^

[pleasant-hysteria]

This weekend hit the reset button on my brain in the best way possible.

Now to start retrieving all those braincells.