#but. lmaoooooo

[copia]

the mortifying ordeal of attaching papa to a tattoo enquiry form

[ameetoe]

HAPPY POKEMON DAY THE GIRLIES ARE SO CUUUUUUUTE

[gaypalz]

LMAOOO his full name, and like even after they know his real name

[fawnave]

happy pride to clare devlin, the wee lesbian 🫶

[homosexualslug]

obsessed with these being the reactions to shaunahat so far

[femslashspuffy]

I'm not watching the halftime show but I know what's happening bc I just heard a chorus of about 7 guys screaming "TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD BUT ITS PROLLY A MINORRRRR" from the upstairs apartment

[clacy2812]

Shout out to this Stanley almost making me lose my Kofi LMAO

[acapelladitty]

my gynaecologist, listening to me explain what happened over the phone:

[adam-scott]

BEST OF HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 02x05’s TWEETS  (02x04)

[barghest-land]

then down came the claw, and that, love, was that

[vanishintoyou]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[riacte]

ren: don’t worry guys, i can fix martyn, it’s why i’m here, i got it

[five weeks later]

ren: hi i became a mutant abomination and my name is martren

[sajdd]

"so what motivated you to become a comedian?" "having the gayest looking name on hypixel"

[esaari]

What's better than a devil you don't know? A devil you do.

[homogator]

Anybody wanna cry?

Lucanis's parents died at a young age and we already know he and Illario grew up with Caterina beating the hell out of them during their training. He's never been in a relationship and is still a virgin at 36 years old.

I'm gonna assume that his parents were killed when he was around 5~6 so this would mean he went a whole 30+ years without anyone touching him gently or in a romantic way. And to make matters worse, his favorite genre is romance so he was probably yearning to feel that or something like it for so long but poor dude just never had the time for it.

Plus the one person he could've imagined experiencing that with rejected him and he never tried again for years until he meets Rook. Then after decades of being alone and mistreated on top of being in solitary confinement for a year with demon in his head, he finally gets to feel what it's like being handled by someone who deeply cares for him. And I imagine it's as exciting as it is terrifying.

He's literally the dog from Kitbull likkeeeeeeee,,,,,,

[ginpotts]

DOCTOR WHO 1.01 ✧ rose

Do you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid. The first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standing still.