#but. I love me some slop

[i-wanna-show-you-off]

catch me liking all stars even though it’s objectively the worst total drama season

[birdemic]

thinking about media thats Bad in an impressive way and realized. theres a spectrum here

[soundleer]

friendly reminder!! human art—mii art, in this case—is infinitely better!!! 💜🫶✏

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still ver:

[bucket-puns]

Knight Zwei West Ishmael on- your house actually, pay up.

[swaglet]

fast food like wendys and mcdonalds and shit like that is literally sloplike food product. it doesnt deserve to be eaten if you cant like. purchase a big fat mcbig sized meal and still have it be only slightly inconvenient/inconsiderate to pay with only quarters (like 16 quarters) instead of dumping 45 quarters into the cashier's hand. u can't pay with 1s at mcdonalds anymore. if i want to pay for an 11+ dollar meal i would just go to a fucking restaurant. if i want sloplike food product caked in grease on the go im going to pay like 3 or 4 dollars for it. if im going to get a chicken sandwich that tastes like it was cooked in a microwave that had trapped farts in it i would kind if enjoy it if it was like 1 dollar and i was fucking starving drunk at a party within walking distance to the fart air $1 mcchicken. but like. idk man come on. 11 dollar mcdonalds meal sounds to me like someone deserves to get guillotined

[commsroom]

it is a little funny to me that zach valenti is a vegetarian and seems generally health conscious, considering that doug eiffel is... not that. the opposite of that, even. eiffel would say french fries should count as a vegetable. eiffel thinks ham & pineapple pizza covers all necessary food groups. eiffel has a meat & carbs & grease based diet, sustained by a quick metabolism and an iron stomach. and he is like aggressively american; eiffel is the guy they make novelty fast food items for. there is nothing in this world he wants more than a burger that is also a pizza. doritos® locos tacos and baja blast. that radioactive looking flamin' hot cheetos mac and cheese? he would eat that. no question. that guy loves koolaid flavors that don't even resemble artificial fruit.

[redgemwink]

i kinda don't care about fire emblem at all anymore,,

[primrosebow]

GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE RN HOLY

That drawing was my dinner for tonight😋

Well anon. I'm back in town and I am letting you out of your enclosure to have an absolute rampage on unsuspecting pedestrians.

So much more slop to come

[medicinemane]

There are zero movies I'm hearing about that I want right now

No, I don't want yet another remake

No, I don't want liveaction for something that should have been animated... and... also should suck less

Could (one) of these things be good? Maybe, people often put a lot of work and soul into making something even if the idea is a soulless cash grab by studio execs... but I just don't want it and I'm not even gonna look

I'm just tired of remakes and making shows and movies based off random shit like videogames... nah, fuck you, I can just watch the original movie... I can just do anything other than watch your movie

[prolibytherium]

I get sooooooooo fucking bored of flowery prose sometimes, like it has its place but I see so much online writing where it feels like every sentence is a calculated attempt at making it big in a webweaving post.

[skeletalheartattack]

If you were a chulip character how would players kiss you?

find and present to me a working copy of Dragon Ball Z Budokai 1 for the PlayStation 2 and you can kiss my stupid ass

[i-c-u-p]

going to start using this platform like twitter again and by that i mean posting relentlessly and going on rants in the tags

[woodnrust]

Autism memory when I was little my family used to think I was a picky eater because none of my foods could touch and whatever but it was actually just me not liking the mixes of flavour and texture but nowadays the picky eater title has been revoked because my family said, and I quote, "some of the stuff you eat I wouldn't even put in pig slop"

[gentleoverdrive]

[June/2 of 3] One Who Doesn't Care is One Who Shouldn't Be.

Fuck Chuck Wendig. No, it's not just because of what his pathetic whinging did for the Internet Archive (though fuck him for that as well; what a tremendous shithead move it was). Fuck Chuck Wendig on the principle that he, like Ernest Cline, Aaron Sorkin and other similar cretins have gotten too comfortable in the shrines that nerds from different walks of life have built for them. --- I dislike having to channel Bill Hicks or some other purveyor of this line of thinking who has spit this familiar kind of bile when ranting and raving about dumb shit, but when oh WHEN did the internet agreed that it was kosher to elevate these mediocre, no-talent hacks into positions of reverence within pop culture? --- We already have to deal with worthless shysters in positions of Political, Intellectual, Governmental, Financial and Academic Power... why, in the name of all that is fuck, do we have to do it for our Entertainment as well? --- If you're reading this, you're already likely having to deal with circumstances where sometimes you just want to sit in front of the TV, computer or mobile device at the end of the day and just... not think about everything that transpired. I get it. But also don't fucking settle for elevating things that are the entertainment equivalent of slop! You already have to compromise on a ton of things. --- Don't compromise on the things that spark joy within you, especially if you already have to deal with a buncha other unfun shit on your every day. Treat yourself, but also respect yourself enough to go for something that will actually put a skip in your step and a smile in your lips. Read ya' later ladies, fellas and NB's!

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

rip america sorry that you were born american. you would've loved listening to saint tropez and saying coaie (literally "balls" but we use it as "bro". simultaneously very disrespectful and very cordial.)

[medicinemane]

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