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My Dream Journal #20

me & my family were watching this trivia game show on tv. they kept having people on that looked like whos. kept occasionally asking who related questions (ex. "What 2 year-old Dr. Seuss character shares the same name as the trendiest diet of this year?" and the answer was "Cindy Lou") and I kept getting them all right. i kept saying stuff like "haha yup I always get the who questions right" and "that guy kind of looks like a who" and i was completely ignored. at the end, the team that won did a karaoke Christmas duet

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Me: I wish Finger on Monkey’s paw curls

Finger on Monkey’s Paw: *Curls*

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the grinch green christmas drinking milk eggnog horny swallow sucking

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My Dream Journal #19

people kept bringing in full sized stemless carrots to my art class and it pissed me the fuck off

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TW // The Grinch, lack of christmas spirit

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(Trying to connect with my peers) Dude Stop hahahha you're so troll

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Poor water forced to evaporate

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My Dream Journal #18

Relapsed on the sims 4

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My Dream Journal #17

a high school accidentily ordered a nude beach mural and i was hired to manually paint pants and shirts onto everyone

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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Do you condemn the grinch's attack on whoville

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i think nighttime dreams for me tend to be more confusing than anything else but nap dreams tend to be mental acts of terrorism every single time without fail. like my body is punishing me for daring to take a nap.

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My Dream Journal #16

i was playing gartic phone with my coworkers or something and someone drew an oldish lady and i wrote "margaret thatcher if politics didn't work out" and all i got were a few measly charity laughs. everyone knew who thatcher was they just didn't laugh. Unbelievable. The delivery was clean af too.

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My Dream Journal #15

some guy explained how to use an eraser to me

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People should be meaner in the right way, and not in the wrong way, which is a way i do not support. In fact, I think people should stop being mean in the wrong way and start being meaner in the right way. That how anti-wrong mean i am. #Ally

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My Dream Journal #14

i have to get my packages from the house across the street and theres this little girl who bb guns three small holes in this dudes yellow Ferrari that's parked on his front porch & i call the police and she runs away. i knock on his door & he's this sad gay guy who tells me his life story before i notice my packages in 2 plastic bags next to the front door. i take them and leave.