birdemic

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we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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please this is so funny

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unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

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have you listened to the opila bird raps

oh i absolutely have :)

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whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

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here’s a challenge for some of you: address your failures in upholding members of our community without immediately jumping to sexualizing them and fetishizing them

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I like your blog

thank yiou I like your dark sunglasses and your stoic appearance is so mysterious and might I say handsome

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Well I’m glad they’re having fun

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Its like. It's it's really something that the richest man in the world desires internet clout more than anything. Like he wants specifically the kind of clout you get on reddit or 4chan by being a poster like he wants to be a high tier Video Gamer he wants the specific kind of respect you get from being a competitive smash player who posts really good online. But he's just not good. At any of these things . And it's really something. That he has more money than god. But he can't be happy because he can't get a genuine laugh out of the twitch chat.

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If you use the word “yummy” around me, I might just…

Squeet & Snarl

Run around mad like rabid dog

Peel you

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not to be a hater. BUT the word blorbo evokes the same feeling in me as the word smol

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someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

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Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.