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if heart had burger

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everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people

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i bet haunting people's guilty consciences is fun as fuck when you're a ghost

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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It's important to call it a "fujoshi moment", and not a "Yaoi Moment" because nothing should ever be about men.

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who is this

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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can we play laptops? in the meadow

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Banzan! ^_^

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I saw something once that I thought was kind of interesting

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me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me

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check out this disc that seemingly manifested itself at my work. it contains:

an illegal copy of Microsoft office

a copy of 7zip and winrar

a keygen that plays the hunger games theme song when opened and has a red button that when you click it just closes the entire program

an informative .txt file that tells you to turn off all the firewall and antivirus on your computer

definitely no viruses

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my review of wicked: i'm not watching that

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this account will NOT be posting any jumpscares or screamers this Thanksgiving

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Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.