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on a semi sillier note i kinda been holding back on ever talking more in detail about that “watching every mainline disney animated film” challenge (which was actually re-completed a while ago after a completionism compulsion took over. But im not even playin’ when i say it’s a challenge, i mean that deadass— this junk is not easy) CUZ THERE’s SOOO much to say. Im sure going chronologically would’ve gave a better through-line but tbh this junk went on for years on/off for life reasons so its not like anyone was binging (binging probably would have been a bad choice with this lol)
Funny I never showed my tier list for that lol but, honestly in retrospect i dont even think a tier list fully encapsulates how that all felt ON WHAT I THink was an actually really interesting thing to analyze and go through 😩 …mostly on a personal note I found it really fascinating in retrospect. Cuz telling anybody outside of the person i was doing this with always was met with polarizing responses. Either it’s mild interest or feeling bad for me like i was putting myself through torture or something (tho trust, there are some agonizing ones in there)
Or as per anytime I talk to people- I get cut off and the topic changes to something else before I can finish a sentence. 💀 classic Cozy W. I JUST!! I DUNNO!!! Sometimes i really just wanna go full red string and pin board with it.
#cozy texts#but yknow what’s the craziest thing of all#movie 1 was a genuine attempt to push boundaries and make something artful and significant#then cut to the latest release and it was probably the most manufactured product i have ever seen in my life.#That. …definitely speaks to something on a meta level but that a seperate discussion#THIS IS THE SORTA THING I THINK ABOUT AFTER ABSORBING ALL OF IT
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what’s the funnest and/or craziest thing you’ve done when you were younger (like 20s-40s) usually people have those cool stories they tell that shock the people around them yknow
I wrote Sandman. That was pretty crazy. And Good Omens. That was funny. Beyond that, it's all in my autobiography, tentatively entitled I Would Have Done Something Interesting, Promise, But I Was Writing.
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I hear sbg x reader 🤭🤭🤭???
Hear me out reader that's like pinkie pie from MLP 😃 I mean girl is more crazy and INSAIN then AIDEN like girl is the definition of crazyiness 😨
If you can do that that's awesome if you can't I get it it's a bit hard now that school started!
That's all bye!
By ohmydearesthowiluvu72 ★
Hello hello!! I honestly love this concept of the Reader, also im not sure if you wanted a story or a head cannon type of writing, but I’ll be more than happy to do this! Please enjoy! 🌷🧸����
The definition of smiles
A SBG x Reader concept
Okay so, this woman is CRAZY.
Like im talking batshit crazy
One sleepover at Aiden’s house had occurred and when Ben was the first to wake up
All he sees was her sleeping with her EYES OPEN??
Or another time, they were all in Aiden’s pool and Mrs. Girl over here, JUMPED OFF FROM THE ROOF AND BELLY FLOPPED ONTO THE WATER
It’s even worse in the Phantom world
Taylor and Ben had to stop her from eating a phantom.
“Y/N! Drop it!”
“But—“
“Put that thing away from your mouth!”
She also has no sense of spacial awareness in the phantom world
Like she does, but just not for the phantoms
“Y/N!! STOP USING THE CHAINSAW, YOU’RE ATTRACTING MORE PHANTOMS!”
“Aw thanks!”
“I SAID ATTRACTING, NOT ATTRACTIVE”
“Thats the same thing”
Just like pinkie pie, this woman can pop up out of no where
Did this once in the phantom world, never again.
(Tyler had swung an axe at her, thinking it was a phantom)
(Luckily she dodged)
She also comes up with the craziest of plans like using the car to run over phantoms while Logan can use the chainsaw from above the car, slashing them, and if they dont agree with her plans
She ends up finding a way to make them come true
She and Aiden love to challenge each other
But it always end up with Reader winning
(And ben patching them up after some crazy stunt)
Tyler also finds it incredibly annoying
Like wdym i have to watch over Aiden and Reader!?
He cant keep up with Aiden, how can you expect him to keep up with someone more insane?
Also yknow that chapter when Ashlyn cut off her hair?
This mf (reader) tied it up into a jump rope
And surprisingly it works.
I think that whenever Reader is actually calm, she would go to Logan or Taylor
They would be talking about how the Reader had gotten their scars, Reader could be pointing at one scar from their arm and telling them the story on how they got it
“Oh! This scar, I had gotten when I trapped a bear in my room for a week!”
“You what”
I also feel like since Reader is insane, she did crazy stuff when she was younger, resulting in her being/getting hurt
Now that she’s grown up, she probably doesn’t even react to a bone sticking out of their arm
“You have a knife in your shoulder!”
“Oh would you look at that”
But in the end, they enjoy their daily dose of Reader and their antics
Thank you! ^^
-K.T.
#sbg x reader#ashlyn sbg#aiden sbg#sbg#sbg (webtoon)#logan sbg#sbg tyler#sbg ben#school bus graveyard#school bus graveyard x reader#sbgxreader#pinkie pie#sbg taylor#sbg fandom#x reader#aiden x reader#tyler x reader#ashlyn banner#ashlyn x reader#tyler hernandez#taylor hernandez#ben clark#logan x reader#logan fields#fanfic#webtoon
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Line Cook! Barty and Server! Regulus AU
Barty as a line cook was not my idea but like holy shit, literally him. If you know anything about line cooks, you know what I mean. (My dad was a head chef for a group of shitty line cooks and he would fucking hate Barty, and I think that’s a good enough reason to get him the job) ((in every universe Barty helps you hate your dad I think)) (((anyway)))
Like, Barty and his shitty sleeve tattoos and greasy rolled up sleeves. Barty and the douchebag thrill of absolutely disrespecting head chefs because he does not care. Barty taking way more smoke breaks than he’s allowed, but no one stops him because he’s actually the fastest cook there and he earned the extra time. Barty who’s the waiters favorite cook because he is itching for the opportunity to fuck with a rude customer (he would plate an asshole’s food in the shape of a dick no questions asked) Barty who’s temper is either completely gone (he’s probably high tbh) or like constantly a thread away from blowing up and he WILL fight that guy at table four who sent back the steak BECAUSE FUCK HIM HE WOULDNT KNOW MEDIUM RARE IF IT SLAPPED HIM OVER FUCKING DICK-
And Regulus is such a rich boy who does not need to work to live but damn it if he doesn’t do a great fucking job at it, yknow? He’s definitely one of those servers that every other server (Evan and Edgar?) is envious of because he gets away with being rude to customers. If anything it gets him more tips than anyone.
Regulus who doesn’t smile or ask how guests’ days are going because he does not care. Regulus who pretends to write down orders because his manager (Dorcas, maybe?) told him that was his biggest complaint amongst customers, but he doesn’t actually have to because he can memorize them all with like no mistakes. (If there are mistakes in the plate he serves you, they were purposeful.) Regulus who has perfect posture and a delicate French accent and perfect hair and unmatched face card and uses these things to get guests to forgive him for forgetting to fill their waters every single time without fail. Regulus who upsells expensive items with no problem because he was raised rich and knows how to market. (Bistro huddy reference anyone?) Regulus who rakes in absolutely crazy tips from older men because they think his disrespect is charming. (They specifically ask to be seated in his section)
Within the AU I imagine they would’ve met at work and they found each other entertaining. They probably became very banter-filled work friends that bitched to no end. Regulus has so much fun requesting Barty specifically make the orders with the craziest edits and Barty sends him back with some wonderful quotes for the guest. Barty probably catches feels first because he’s not above liking someone solely for how they look and how mean they are and then drills his roommate and coworker Evan for the details on the new server. They take forever to actually go on a date because it’s them, but they’ll get there someday.
Yeah I don’t have the actual like relationship part worked out at all but think of the vibes. THINK
#inspired by amber from bistro huddy tbh#sorry#amber bistro huddy#bistro huddy#marauders era#regulus black#barty crouch junior#barty crouch jr#bartylus#starkiller#edgar bones#evan rosier#dorcas meadowes
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THE DIGITAL STAR CIRCUS ENTERTAINMENT
AU by PearliePatootie
In the digital world of wacky adventures and eternal suffering(digital suffering), it tends to be tiring to do the same thing over and over again. To find real entertainment, and something to do with their never ending and undying lives, the characters from the Digital World decided to make entertainment by making music, art, dance or anything of the likes to put ones heart desire to work.
What is DSCE?
D.S.C.E. was created by none other than Caine the Performer. Caine is an AI that operates as a helper and a guide for human characters who tend to go a little crazy after realizing their stuck in this world. Caine created this industry to see which of the performers could get the money rolling. And to keep the digital world alive.
Caine the Performer (AI)
An artificial intelligence programmed to accompany human subjects to be full citizens of the digital world, he makes sure everything is in order. He also entertains them by performing silly shows but is short-lived. He lacks basic emotions and tends to freak out about accidentally breaking some of the characters if not being careful with the tricks. But when he made the Pop Idol Industry, its became evident that this is his calling. One of his top performers, Ragatha, is his first and favorite performer. He guides her to reach her true potential on being a performer and favors her the most.
Ragatha the Doll
A sweet little ragdoll who sings and dances for the other residents of the digital world. When Caine first offered her the job, she really didn't like it because she was sloppy. But when she performed her first show, it was like it was natural to her. She's everyone favorite because of her sweet and soothing voice, as to put it to the words of the audience “her voice is like of an angel coming down to heaven to make us feel like flying”. And since she's the most favored one, she feels pressured to perform better, and to be perfect. Jax, one of her companions, always is there to comfort her whenever she needs it.
Jax the Clown
A very annoying and loud character who performs by being a jerk to his audiences, and this actually works too (surprisingly). Caine offered him the job after Ragatha. He's the type of person who typically likes to clown around during and even after his acts, but when it comes to his free time, he just rests. But be careful tho, when you disturb him on his free time, you'll eventually taste a piece of his fist or hammer. He may or may not have something going on with the DSCE’s top performer, Ragatha. Its a hot topic in the minute.
Zooble the Abstract
A bundle of random parts, has a short temper and is always annoyed. Zooble’s performance revolves around making weird artworks, reflecting her own personality. I guess that's about it for Zooble. Oh! And she likes to be alone most of the time so when you see her, just let her be.
Gangle the Fangirl
One of the craziest ladies of all digital world, she has all the cards and merchandise. Although she is also one of the performers, she tends to draw and make artworks about her fellow artists. She can be a bit tempered similar to Zooble, but she's sensitive about yknow, everything- if one of her collections or artwork is broken, she changes personality, hence her masks. She's also a dear friend of Pomni, the new recruit of DSCE.
Kinger the Opera Singer
One of the oldest members in the digital world, an expert at singing opera and jazz music. He gets a little crazy with his songs sometimes, just singing from the heart and never wants to be disturbed. Well, that depends on his mood. He's a sweetheart most of the time and spends his time talking to the other members. Caine likes his style of music so he's also one of his favourite performers, second to Ragatha.
Pomni the Singer (Newbie)
A silly and panic-induced individual who found her way into the digital world. She used to be a jester who performed at the circus(she sucks), but now she decided to try singing? She's awkward and shy but she has the spirit. Her closest friend is the crazy fangirl of the entertainment, Gangle. So, with this, she tries her best to go to the top for the promise of freedom by Caine. What will she do in order to stay on top?
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc ragatha#tadc caine#tadc au#original au#tadc pomni#tadc gangle#tadc kinger#tadc zooble#tadc jax#The Digital Star Circus Entertainment
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So I had a dream where you were doing a challenge in Minecraft with the pixelmon mod. You and a friend were going to try and see how long you could run away from and survive I think Black Kyurem(who could destroy blocks and would kill on contact or something) and you both picked a level 11 umbreon to be your starters.
Your friend died immediately, got into a battle with an Espurr who held they up and fainted them and they died 3 minutes in.
Anyway as the hours in the stream past (I was watching the highlights that was 8 and a half hours long), it devolved into an epic of you surviving underground, tunneling your way to survival. Also you started explaining the entire lore of Perry the platypus, it was so overly complicated and honestly insane and it reminded me more of Kung Fu Panda. Anyway after two streams it seemed to come to an epic conclusion where you told the end of Perry's story rather than died in the game. At 2 hours 32 minutes in the highlights.
And then your chat convinced you to watch the whole 7 or 8 Perry the Platypus movies live on stream as you continued to survive on the world. The movies were not cut at all in the highlights reel and I'm not even sure if you died in the end or not.
So weird dream
I think the craziest thing about this ask is that you imagined that there were like 7 to 8 movies specifically about Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb. And yknow what yeah, I’d watch those. That sounds fucking fire as shit at a base level.
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Oh shit I completely forgot about the PM exchange thing.. anyway so here are my thoughts???!
Ok so first of all, we can be delulu yknow?? Everything will be resolved somehow and no one is going to the PM! Everyone is happy. I mean doesn't Asagiri always pull the least expected thing??
Second of all: no one is happy let's break it down member by member
Yosano: she ain't going.
Kenji: ok yknow what? I think the PM could benefit from his powers, and innocent personality! But aside from that, Kenji isn't really focused on, so the chance of this might be low, but still, reasonable.
Tanizaki: OKAY I saw someone else say this and I AGREE! Ofc it's the same thing with Kenji, it would be random asf for him to be the big sacrifice but! Tanizaki managed to trick the PM a few times with his ability! So this would make a lot of sense! I think the chance of this is higher honestly.
Kyouka: Ufff, guys idk... I mean she was in the PM not too long ago and she's focused on a good amount... This would make sense, knowing that Atsushi can't just steal her away anymore but... for a loooot of time, in the beginning of BSD, it was a whole back and forth thing with Kyouka getting to the PM, then escaping, then getting back, then escaping. So not only would the series fall back to that again, the PM might've just given up. Still, I feel like this has a 50/50 chance of happening, depending which way Asagiri wants to go.
Kunikida: As much as I don't want it happening, it might just happen.. I can't really say much about this one. Kunikida is smart, organised and loyal to the ADA and would die for them. But then again, he wouldn't stray away from his ideals and go off killing people and torturing them. I don't think this has a high chance of happening, I mean there's still a reasonable chance, but, it would be hard to work with him yk?
Atsushi: honestly, aint no way. I mean yes, the first major thing in the series was about the PM trying to catch Atsushi for money! But then again the relationship with the PM (mainly Aku) changed drastically for him! The guild isn't offering money to the PM for atsushi anymore, and Aku and Atsushi work together anyway! And mainly since he's the main character, I don't think he's going to have his POVs in the PM, since I think the ADA is going to get more focused on, and his relationship with Aku. NOT TO MENTION the fact that Dazai would DEFINITELY get him out of there bc??? His mentor?? Going down on the same path as him? Also as Aku? Killing people and basically becoming the person he promised Oda not to be anymore?? Aint no way.
Ranpo: Yeah... i could see it. But then again I don't. Because yeah it's reasonable for the PM to choose him, and since Ranpo is being focused on a lot currently, and it would really impact his story - Ranpo is then again a smart-ass brat who wouldn't even use his "ability" in the PM, especially since it's more helpful for detective work and not mafia work. So I have no clue about this one honestly, It would be interesting character arc but how would that like... work?
And lastly..
Dazai: Ah god, I wrote him last bc I don't know what to say! I mean most people I've seen guessed it was him going. And honestly? Fucking reasonable! Like why WOULDNT Mori pick Dazai? Like yeaaah he's scared of him, but throughout the series he asked Dazai a lot of times if he would come back! It would make a lot of sense! Especially since Dazai became older and wiser. Honestly the only big thing that's holding be back from actually betting on Dazai is that... would asagiri really put him back there? Right now? I mean, look, guy was in jail this entire time, barely goes back to the agency and boom, back to the PM. I think Dazai is going to be again crucial for this new arc, especially in Atsushi's character! I think, writing wise, Dazai shouldn't go back. But then again it's the most logical thing! I have so many thoughts about this.
Or then again Asagiri could just pull the most craziest shit that none of us were expecting so-
#also i didnt write abt fukuzawa bc theres like noo way imo#bro like im fucking nervous??#same thing for Sigma#if he becomes and ADA member#bsd dazai#bungo stray dogs dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai osamu#ranpo edogawa#bsd ranpo#bungou stray dogs ranpo#bsd atsushi#bungou stray dogs atsushi#atsushi nakajima#kenji miyazawa#bsd kenji#tanizaki junichirou#bsd tanizaki#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd anime#bungou gay dogs#bsd season 5#bsd kunikida#bungou stray dogs kunikida#kunikida doppo#kyouka izumi#bsd kyouka#armed detective agency#port mafia
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I'm obsessed with the hybrid AU of @cinnamonest, and i couldn't help but think about the hybrids of animals that aren't, yknow, sexually desired, but still make contact with humans, like Sloths. Just a sloth living their life.
All of this is just my personal opinion and ideas, im also bad at writing, but this is just a ramble of thoughts. the original idea of the hybrid au goes out to cinnamonest
I feel like i haven't done as much research to properly get the behavior of the sloth down to a T, but let's just say domestication can change even the craziest of wolves 🫡
GN reader, sometimes referred to as "it," because i like to believe that humans in this au don't see hybrids as people unless they prove themselves to be as smart and able to live on their own. Also, I think that sloth hybrids can move a bit faster than sloths.
Sloths as animals are already rare. So, to stumble upon a sloth hybrid would definitely be even rarer than receiving God's blessing, I think.
I like to imagine the first sloth hybrid encounter would be in Sumeru, where an Akademiya student notices some weird creature eating their notes while out researching in the forest. At first, they would be horrified at all their hard-earned work and possible funding going down the drain until they noticed that this thing is a weird dirty human with moss on their back. And it moved as slow as a snail...
An undocumented hybrid??? Would presenting it as a research topic replace the fruit of labors this student wasted their entire lives on??? The answer is yes. Yes it did.
Sloths feel very stressed when carried, so getting the hybrid to the city was difficult in itself, and plus, wasn't it illegal to bring in wild animals out of their habitat? But the species could be considered to go extinct as their numbers have been dwindling, so wouldn't it be better to raise it in a controlled environment where it's safer for them? Who knows if the reason there's barely any out in the wild is because of predators or due to the Withering problem (that is now taken care of) that destroyed a good fraction of the forest.
Either way, the hybrid is now under the protection of the Akademiya, and its new habitat is in the section where they usually study hybrids and their nature towards humans (with their owner's permission and signed documents). In this case, having a one-way glass is fortunate since the poor hybrid freaked out when a lot of humans gathered around them and severely injured one with their claws. They considered releasing the hybrid back in the wild because of how indifferent it was to humans (and the fact that it actively resisted being given a bath by using its claws, again), but decided not to as the hybrid seemed ok with living in the space as long as it wasn't bothered.
But the question now is, how would researchers study the sloth hybrid? Some attempt to bribe it with delicious food, but it takes forever just for the hybrid to eat the bribe. So they opted for leaving out simple puzzles, namely shaped blocks that fit into different holes in a wooden box. Due to the time it takes to study it, I like to believe researchers are paid for their efforts if they submit a report of what the sloth does, like how long it takes for them to eat this kind of fruit, how long it takes for them to move around, etc etc.
It sounds easy, but when you take into consideration how smart sloths can be, it isn't long before the hybrid learns how to speak, nor does it take long to figure out they're being watched.
"No." Is the first word they picked up, due to how common it was to hear it whenever someone would complain around it. So when the student who brought you in started complaining about how they should've just left it out in the wild and rewritten their paper, it said its first word.
Now, in context, saying no to someone saying "I wish I left you in the woods" could be taken in many ways. Does this sloth see me as a friend because I brought it here? Does this sloth care for me more than the others because? Or does it feel bad for eating my research notes that were my entire reason to live?
To the last part, the answer would be no. Sloth hybrid feels no shame for their actions. Don't leave important things out in the open.
All the researchers that have said "no" around the sloth hybrid appeared to be uncomfortable and distressed, putting their hands on their head and shaking it, sometimes letting out some kind of liquid from their eyes. Hearing these humans talk so much and offer nothing but tasteless leaves... wouldn't any sloth feel uncomfortable and distressed? It took at least 5 minutes for liquid to also come out of their eyes and mimic the behavior of students who lost all hope in their future, shaking its head and saying "no" repeatedly but slowly. If the humans would take it away from heavenly leaves and fruits, couldn't they supply it with anything better than dry leaves?
The student panicked, thinking that maybe they should've let the sloth be, and tried to discuss moving the hybrid back to the wild as it was clearly not liking something. But it still said no, even louder when they tried to bribe it with (mid) fruits inside a crate. All researchers agree that they wish sloth hybrids could move faster, or they could learn to move faster because 15 minutes later, the hybrid was laying on it's back pointing to its food.
Killing hybrids is illegal and would most likely get someone life in prison. I think.
There are some moments when the sloth hybrid proves itself to be helpful and even intelligent enough to comprehend human emotions. Liquid coming out of eyes = sadness. So when a student comes in crying while delivering high-quality leaves and fruit, the sloth makes an attempt to reach out a hand, offering fruit. After 20 minutes of climbing down while the student who probably failed their midterms is having a breakdown in a corner.
It's a sweet gesture, but the way it sometimes just drops the fruit on the person and turns to go back to eat makes some think it does it just for the human to be quiet. But if you have the patience to sit for another 20 minutes, you'll notice that it will take a bite of its food and wait until you do the same. But once you take a bite, it'll stop caring and munch away. If you're still there and there's a piece of fruit or a leaf left, prepare to wait a very long time for it to bring the plate over and give it to you.
It's adorable until it realizes that bringing empty plates to humans makes them take it away and bring more food, so those unfortunately not having a mental breakdown have to wait for the sloth to bring over its plate. It's even worse after some students teach it to wave, as the hybrid will stop what it's doing, raise their hand, wave, lower their hand, and look around for 5-10 minutes before remembering what it was previously doing. Less if you point to the plate. Don't grab the plate, though. The sloth hybrid is smart enough to do it itself and will throw a fit and scratch at you if you attempt to rush it.
Students now secretly feed the sloth in hopes that their friends won't distract it, as it would take almost up to an hour if a group of researchers all decided to come and wave one by one. Sometimes, people think it's a curse to have some sort of intelligence because the thing is so slow, but I don't think it would prove itself to live on its own as a citizen with rights just because it's so slow, and it would probably take an hour at least to do a simple task like writing a letter.
But don't worry, the sloth hybrid gets the best care at the Akademiya Hybrid Research Facility(?), even if it's starting to smell a bit bad to the point where they're considering spraying it down with a hose from a safe distance.
#hybrid#sloth hybrid#genshin x gn reader#genshin au#.lurots#genshin hcs#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader
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AO3 Twenty Questions
1. how many works do you have on ao3? 17 wowzers
2. what’s your total ao3 word count? 269,878. (but honestly that’s not super updated because oMaM is like… twice as long as what i have published on there lol. this also doesn’t include my older fics from Fanfiction.net and Wattpad which would easily give me another 150k)
3. what fandoms do you write for? mainly elder scrolls at the moment
4. what are your top five fics by kudos? (oh lord the bnha fics SHAKSJD)
5. do you respond to comments? i try to, always! i don’t think there’s many i haven’t responded to and if i haven’t it’s usually because it’s a friend of mine and i’ve already messaged them here or on discord LOL
6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending not any of them really?? i’m a Happily Ever After kinda person. i mean i have one fic that’s a scene rewrite from Your Lie in April but it doesn’t actually change the canon outcome of the show which if you’ve seen it you’ll know it’s pretty “angsty” but i feel like that doesn’t count because i didn’t write that yknow
7. what’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? as previously established i’m a big fan of HEAs. literally all of them lol. although bad habit certainly has a pretty cheesy ending
8. do you get hate on fics? i have but that was way before my ao3 days. i honestly can’t recall if any of my ao3 fics have gotten hate? people are pretty chill on there in my experience. Fanfiction.net is a whole other animal though
9. do you write smut? if so what kind? oh absolutely. i’m a sexually active adult and i tend to both read and write about sexually active adults so i feel like there’s really no surprise there
10. do you write crossovers? what’s the craziest one you’ve written? i have before but i’m not really a fan of them now, reading or writing. i wrote a superwholock fic in like, 2016, and that’s about it hahaha
11. have you ever had a fic stolen? no? is that a thing that happens?
12. have you ever had a fic translated? not on ao3 but one of my fics got translated to Italian by a fan on Wattpad once that was pretty cool
13. have you ever co-written a fic? yessir! me and my sibling in hadlof @plutoprophecy / @midnightfangz wrote one together: here
14. what’s your all time favorite ship? my OTP you mean. cmon let’s call it what it is. it’s patrochilles btw
15. what’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Go to Bed Dumbass. i stated writing it when i wasn’t in a good place mentally and i can’t even look back on it without getting bad memories. also i just had no idea where i was going with the plot. and i’m not in the bnha fandom anymore lol. i hate having unfinished fics on my page and have literally gone back to update years-old fics before but not this one.
16. what are your writing strengths? i like to think my prose is complicated enough to sound professional but not so over the top that my writing isn’t easily digestible. i feel like i can write dialogue pretty well too
17. what are your writing weaknesses? i feel like i have a problem with repeating myself lol. like i use the same conjunctions a lot. and i struggle with action/fight sequences but i feel like i’m getting better at those the more i write them (i didn’t write them at all really until i started writing TES fics)
18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? i mean. i feel like this is so situational. if the dialogue is crucial to the plot and it’s going to be a chore to make the average reader look up what it is? i don’t really care for it. but if it’s something off handed that doesn’t really change the plot or is more of a funny joke that a reader can get by either A) happening to speak the language or B) going out of their way to look it up and in that situation it’s more of a fun little bonus and not needed for them to understand the story beat that it’s a part of.
19. first fandom you wrote for? one piece. in 2013. lol
20. favorite fic you’ve written? i really really like somewhere the light won’t reach us. it’s a character study of a TES oc so it’s honestly closer to an original work than it is a fanfiction but i think it turned out really nice. i also think liebesfreud is a really good story and i'm in the process of making it into an original novel (with different character names obv)
not tagging anyone cuz im lazy but if you wanna do this go for it weeee
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Hey there! Your characterisation of maggot mommy is just 🤌😩 I was wondering how she would react to us showing her actual affection that we initiated 😂
(Bri'ish accent unlocked) Good day to you, anon!
LAJSLASDLALSNJFALSF thank youuuuu!! 🥰🙈🥰 🙉 🥰🙊 🥰
Yall don´t realize how fucking happy it makes me to see this fandom flourish and come to life and come together over one feral, unhinged demon!Momma who´s literally the walking dead and who´s got us in a chokehold but not one that´d seriously harm you hell no but just enough for you to feel it and feel the raw power that´s Momma and don´t you see it was meant to be? now and forever because nobody else can give you what she can and, while your countless efforts to save your toys are quite laughable to her, she can´t help but secretly adore you for your antics - her silly little Drama Queen - and did you really think that boy stood even the slightest of chances after he dared to lay his slimy fingers on you, tried to claim you even though you´ve already been claimed all day every day and there´s only one place for you and that place is by her side and under her and above her and in her and all around her and you reek of her so really-
That boy was asking to be strung up by his intestines.
And you´re Momma´s good girl, aren´t you? Staying faithfully by her side (it´s called trauma) as she rips and slices and claws and bites her way through flesh and muscle and sinew until all that´s left of that scum are bits and pieces which are now proudly hanging over the doorway like a mistletoe and they oddly remind you of pulled pork and you´d actually kill for having some right about now and-
Did someone mention a mistletoe?
Maggot Momma´s breathing quite heavily indeed and there´s actually a bit of drool dangling, still on a high, still energized and almost buzzing from putting on a show for you, from wanting to impress you and show you just how devoted she is to you by getting rid of that vermin which tried to molest you and look at you - eyes unfocused and breathing quite heavily yourself because clearly you approve of her display of strength, of showing who´s at the top of the food chain - an apex predator, an alpha-
It´s making a beeline for you, sporting the craziest eyes you´ve seen on it yet, clawed hands still coated in blood and there´s bits of him still sticking to them and you think you´re gonna puke and he was innocent, trying to help you and coming back for you when you nearly kicked him down those collapsed stairs because you knew how this would end for him otherwise, almost shouting at him because stupid so stupid do you wish to die you idiot?! and there was no time to even blink before-
Maggot Momma is mesmerized, in a trance because look at you and she´s on you now, bloody smile so wide it´s a wonder her face doesn´t tear and hands coming up to rake through your hair - pushing you back against the door and right under pulled pork, blood dropping down on you - and her eyes can´t seem to decide whether they want to look into your soul or-
It´s eyes keep straying down and if you didn´t know any better you´d say it´s actually about to hold on wha-
Faces inches apart, breathing as one, and Maggot Momma simply can´t resist any longer, driven by this urge - this need - to surge down and claim what´s yet to be claimed but-
Or has it?
But I DIGRESS.
Because we´re here for some honest, actual affection that a certain someone initiated, aren´t we?
And yknow, I feel like it´s not so much about how a certain someone would go about it because any kind of touch given willingly and without struggle (for once) would do...things to Momma.
At first she´d look like a confused gremlin I reckon because it´s something she´s just not used to and she´s never had a problem with that either because the concept of actual affection and real human interaction is completely foreign to her and having you struggle against her, swat at her and almost hiss at her absolutely gets her going lemme tell ya.
But yeah, the first reaction we´d get would probs be a mix of what is that and gimme more like-
(But yknow, you best be very careful now because once Momma´s had a taste of that she´s gonna be just as insatiable as she is with everything else.)
Like, there´s this look on her face that could pass as wonder and awe and her deceased brain seems to have become...more deceased? It´s just shut off for a moment, ceased to function, rebooting and that´s actually fucking terrifying to look at and you´d take It screeching and hollering over...this any day because it´s just...staring at you, looking like a mannequin about to come to life and murder you.
And it´s like something´s clicked and, suddenly, there´s more than blood, guts and gore galore and yes, this is perfection you´re perfection close so close! and that rotten brain has made a new connection somehow and Maggot Momma might not completely grasp the whole concept yet but what she definitely does understand is how good it feels and how she wants to feel it again and again and again and again and-
And there´s that drool again, half-lidded eyes becoming quite unfocused, head starting to tilt to the side like Momma´s struggling to keep it up and almost purring now-
But as per usual with Maggot Momma, nothing stays sane for long. So, sooner rather than later things will escalate and decent into utter madness and insanity yet again and you´ll literally fear for your life when all Momma wants is for you to stroke and rub her real good.
But as I´ve mentioned before, it´s not so much about how a certain someone goes about it and more about why they´re doing it. What´s the intention behind that affectionate touch? What´s encouraged them to overcome their very instincts telling them to run run run and actually touch It (which scares the living crap outta them) in an affectionate way?
Was it out of genuine affection? Or was there something else happening that´s triggered this sort of reaction?
What do you think?
Thanks a lot for your sweet words and your ask. 🥰🥰
#evil dead rise#ellie evil dead rise#maggot mommy#deadites#alyssa sutherland#evil dead rise...but gayer
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so yesterday as I’m getting closer to finishing my fourth bg3 run i realized that, because i've been playing on the japanese disk (since i'm a digital games hater for life), it turns out that the japanese version censored a BUNCH of scenes with nudity and stuff on them. as in, completely took them out. which honestly makes me glad since this proves i'm not insane because when i accepted to sleep with mizora i told my friend that i was confused about what the big deal was since it's like oh ok yeah, mizora whispers a few things in your ear, embraces you, and i THINK she kisses you? but then the scene fades to black and you wake up and that's it. so i told my friend oh it wasn't THAT bad, it was just like...a hug and a kiss. and my friend was like "🤨 i'm pretty sure it wasn't just a hug and a kiss..." but i just shrugged it off to me having a terrible memory (of a scene i just saw lmao) and kept playing.
then like i kept thinking about all these comments i would see on the internet of like "lol baldur's gate 3 is like the horniest video game ever" and i'm like yeah i mean i guess it KIND of is...? i guess? maybe some of the things they say but other than that, nothing crazy. i think the craziest scene i had seen was the first romance scene with lae'zel but like, everything is pretty decently handled (didn't know it was censored here yet lol) so like nothing that made me go like 😳
it wasn't until i got to the second act romance with karlach that, because i had watched john wolfe's playthrough of it, i kind of knew what to expect (except yknow he had to pixelate a lot of it lol). so after you kiss karlach it fades to black and then you wake up. and i was like ??? ok i know my memory sucks ass but i don't remember it being like this??? and sure enough after some googling it confirmed that i'm not crazy and my friend probably thought i was insane after i told him mizora just hugs and kisses you LMAO
and like i'm not even that mad about it because i knew this wasn't gonna be my last run bg3 run by a longshot (i at least want to do two more durge runs and if i'm brave/evil enough, a run where i recruit minthara...) so now at least i'll have some new scenes to experience as well lol. but also seeing that hear me out cake video made me realize, maybe this was past dany looking out for myself all along and i'm glad that i played the japanese version first because otherwise, i would have seen the uncensored version of the scene where you have to sleep with the emperor for one of the trophies and i think i would have just taken so much psychic damage from that alone that i probably would have need to go on medication because of how much i hate his ass.
anyway thank you past dany but now i'm really gonna see in my next run what people actually mean when they say bg3 is one of the horniest games ever lol.
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CARRY ON COUNTDOWN DAY 25 - CARNIVAL 🎡
today, we’re gonna be doing something different. I’m gonna compile a list of what I think the main 6’s favorite carnival foods and rides are. I dont know if this technically counts, but I say it does and I’m contributing so. Sue me.
Simon Snow - Deep Fried Butter/Hang Gliders
Starting off strong with our boy Simon and you just KNOW he loves carnival food. Fair/Carnival food was made for people like him, but especially all the insane fried combos they have going on in southern America; one of which being fried butter on a stick. You heard me right; just butter stuck on a stick and fried. It. Fucking. Slaps. Especially according to Simon. Now, the hang glider is just kind of another no brainer. He loves to fly and I feel like it would just give him a certain free feeling. However, I don’t think he’d be able to drag Baz on it more than once.
Baz Pitch - Funnel Cake/Ferris Wheel
Okay, funnel cake is objectively one of the best fair foods, and Baz understands that. He’s not usually a fried food kind of guy, but when it comes to funnel cake, I feel like he would give it a pass. Especially if it has extra powdered sugar and jam on top. I also don’t think that Baz is a ride guy, he seems like he wouldn’t be very interested in the bigger rides, but we all know that he is a ROMANTIC. I know he dreams about that perfect kiss at the top of a Ferris wheel, and I see you Baz ❤️
Penelope Bunce - Soft Pretzels/Tilt-A-Whirl
Penelope Bunce is Queen of the carbs and I fucking LOVE HER for that. But I think her favorite would be soft pretzels because they’re just the PERFECT carnival food. I mean, lightweight but also filling, the salt and carbs help with stomach acid issues, and they’re just plain good. Completely solid and logical, the perfect Penny food. Now, that being said, I think that she would love the chaotic energy of the tilt-a-whirl. It would feel like casting spells for her, I think. Just mindless fun and letting your hair down, y’know?
Shepard Love - Nachos/Screamer
Shepard is definitely a loaded nachos guy, the more toppings, the better. He wants his chips SOAKED. He would definitely be down for anything, but by the end of the night, he would have to have a good set of nachos. Honestly, he judges how good a carnival is based on how good or bad their nachos are. And there’s no secret here, Shepard is a THRILL SEEKER. Being in a metal cage and getting spun around a pendulum that was put together 2 hours ago? Sign. Him. Up. He loves riding it, but especially when he has a first-time rider next to him. He’s definitely the type to chat with the riders next to him while going through the craziest shit and you KNOW Penelope loves the energy.
Agatha Wellbelove - Cotton Candy/Carousel
People judge Agatha on her carnival interests, but honestly? She’s so real for that. Cotton candy is popular because it’s really fucking good? Like, it’s sugar. You cannot go wrong with straight sugar. And the texture is so unique and interesting! And of course she would love carousels, she loves horses. They’re also just really pretty and fun. Carousels are a little underrated in my opinion, they’re really great! And I feel like Agatha would prefer milder rides that she can use to spend time with the people she came to the carnival with.
Niamh Brody - Caramel Apples/Games
I feel like Niamh is a caramel apple person. I think she likes the mix of the thick caramel and sharp bite of apple, yknow? That combo is just unbeatable. There is no caramel apple that can be bad. However, I don’t think that Niamh is very into the whole carnival thing. It’s definitely not her scene, and I don’t think she would like rides. However, I do think that she would enjoy getting to play carnival games and try winning stuff for Agatha, who would pretend that her heart wasn’t melting out of her eyes. Niamh is a rigging carney’s worst nightmare.
Alright, well, these are my carnival hot takes for the main cast of the simon snow books! let me know what you think, if you agree with my takes, and if not, let me know why! I’d love to hear what you guys think! Have a good day all ❤️❤️
#simon snow#baz pitch#the simon snow trilogy#carry on countdown#simon snow series#agatha wellbelove#niamh brody#penelope bunce#shepard from omaha#shepard love
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20 asks for fic writers
thank u @plecotusauritus, @kaaaaaaarf, @pinkthekla & @kaleidoscopexsighs for tagging me🥹<3 ily all
1. How many works do you have on ao3?
four but we only talk about three of those😌🤘🏼
2. what's your total ao3 word count?
about 13.8k words (i have no idea where to look this up i typed it into my phone calculator lmao)
3. What fandoms do you write for?
on my ao3 marauders, in the Docs marauders, haikyuu, atla and on Wattp*d🤬 young royals & shera lol (i was like 15 years old ok)
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
🤓 my number 1 though is Always Pushing her Luck with a stellar one hundret and ten because yall are some sluts for a good lesbian smut fic
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
yes!! i love interacting with people on art no matter if it’s theirs or mine<3
6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
hmm i think Teeth actually? not really angsty but maybe it kind of makes you go 😬😳 or WAIT maybe my very first jeg microfic thing, the Stag one yknow.. where James is dead😁
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
again, from my ao3 one’s probably Ribs but microfics probably just all the fluffy ones, i’m looking at the cookie baking one here esp, also Walk and Carry
8. Do you get hate on fics?
nope! but i was lowkey concerned for the new non-con fic jdkskd But so far so good hahah
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
why yes i do. mm mostly the unhinged kind in some way hdksks but ig the lesbian wolfstar one is very tender too<3
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
not crossovers per se but we love a good AU of another fandom universe, my marauders Maze Runner Au is very dear to me, we’ll see if she ever sees the light of the day
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
not to my knowledge no
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
nopesie
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
no but! i will have to kick @pinkthekla cass and me in the ass to make it happen someday because the world deserves to see one james potter horny and humbled
14. What's your all-time favorite ship?
this changes all the time honestly and they’re all very very close to each other but i’m gonna have to say iwaoi on top because their chemistry is just unmatched and something i hold so close to my heart, they just mean a lot of comfort to me! so thats prob why
15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?
hm, i mean i’m only 20 i have all the time in the world. but perhaps that one barty in a maids dress smut one shot? not sure i’ll come back to that one again but who knows!
16. What are your writing strengths?
i think i can do a dialogue quite good but it’s hard for me to get into a zone or scenario where it comes to that naturally, but whenever it does happen? i’m super happy and proud of the result (that’s why i like my hitmen jegulus microfic so much)
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
probably that i’m not really good at creating a storyline/plot djskks that’s something that does Not come easily to me and probably one of the only reasons i havent really finished any of my big fics or even their first chapters. If i have a plan/ a prompt or something in general i can orientate myself off of it flows super easily (all the microfics and Ant Pile) but coming up with something of my own is very hard and i often feel kinda bad about it too :,))
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
would love to, i have some smol things planned for mira mi amor that i will probably go and bother @appreciatedmoron bea about as well as my two irl bsfs since they’re quite good at spanish but besides that i’d only really trust myself with german since thats my first language
19. First fandom you wrote for?
actually shera i think
20. Favorite fic you've written?
i really love Ant Pile atm but from my published one’s i couldnt really choose actually djsksk i really like the metaphors and visuals i came up with in Ribs though <3
np tagging: @rottin6, @maliceofminds, @strezzlecki aand idk anyone that sees this and hasn’t been tagged yet!! (i see yall liking these i Will bully u in the dms)
#sorry for the cringe emojis at the beginning i felt the need to express myself properly jdjsk#lune writes
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20 questions for fic writers
thanks fo the tag @syrupwit ! tagging @schniggles @thevampireauthoress @blot-squisher @annethecatdetective and any of my other mutuals who write fic
1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 11
2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 102,347
3. What fandoms do you write for? These days, mainly DBD, though I have a few Outlast WIPs in the junk drawer.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? common tongue no one will know it but me it will come back Three-Faced human disaster
Pretty good variety here. Some of my older fics, some of my newer fics, and some in between.
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? I try to respond to comments when I can, if only to thank the reader for commenting. Some of them inspire me, some of them get my ass in gear to write a continuation, some of them [insert rule of thirds thing here].
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? It Gets Us All in the End, an interesting twist on hanahaki disease and how it could tie in to Gabriel Reyes' descent into Reaper.
8. Do you get hate on fics? Knocking on wood here....not really?
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Yeah. When I write smut it tends to be kinky m/m stuff.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? I write some. The wildest one was Bury the Lead, being something of a stealth crossover for Love Pistols. But if that doesn't count, uhhh I think I wrote a Dark Knight/Tiger & Bunny crossover once? can't find it in my writing folder tho, and it never got posted.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I know of, but I always hope my fics will inspire fics with similar ships and ideas so that I can eat more cakes than I bake, yknow?
12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes, actually! My first fic, human disaster, was translated into Russian.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Hmmm. I had a sequel in the works for Last Light that I never finished because I wasn't sure where to go with it. Aside from that, I'm very slowly chipping away at many, many WIPs that I still have hopes of finishing eventually.
16. What are your writing strengths? I try not to start uploading a fic unless I have it at least 90% done so readers won't have to wait on updates. That's more of a publishing strength, though, I guess. I write characters saying things that make readers laugh? And I've been told some of my fics were read by people outside of their fandom of origin, so I guess I write with enough exposition that they're approachable without much context.
17. What are your writing weaknesses? Taking forever to finish shit, editing as I go, all my stuff feels too short, not enough women, not editing enough after finishing, etc.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? If the POV character speaks the language, "I'd do it like this," <<Or like this.>> If they don't, I'd leave the actual dialogue out and write, A said something B couldn't understand, possibly in Lithuanian? And if it's important to the context of the story, put a short summary of what's being said in the end note. idk, it's a tough topic.
19. First fandom you wrote for? Ohhhh boy. Um, I think I had a WIP for Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle that I was going to post on ff.net back in the day?
20. Favorite fic you’ve written? Whatever my most recent one is. Right now it's Wrong Number
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20 questions for writers
i was tagged by @riversofmars (thank you!!)... feel like a little bit of a fraud doing this as i've had major writer's block for nearly two years now and have written virtually nothing during that time, but i'm gonna give it a go anyway 😅
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
14 :))
2. What’s your total AO3 word count?
46,344
3. What fandoms do you write for?
doctor who! mostly leaning towards dweu/big finish stuff but i've written some new who fic as well in the past. (i've also been wanting to write something for the pleasant green universe audio series for a while now but as my major fixations on it have all coincided with the aforementioned writer's block that... hasn't happened lmao)
4. What are your top five fics by kudos?
Wy' ti'n dal i weld cysgodion yn y nos? (67 kudos)
in it together (23 kudos)
The Security Guard, The Scholar, And The Giant Stone Cube (22 kudos)
I Lie Awake And Watch It All (19 kudos)
og um vitt aldrin síggjast meir (18 kudos)
predictably, this includes all of the new who fics i've written, and (bar the third) almost none of the fics i'm actually most proud of lol 😅
(also feel a need to clarify here that the foreign-language titled fics are not actually in those languages, i just use song lyrics as titles a lot and for various reasons over half the music i listen to at any given moment is Not In English, hence the titles being as they are)
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
i try to! sometimes i'm a bit delayed with it (i know there's a couple i need to get around to answering rn but before today i hadn't been on my ao3 for... half a year at least?? so i'm a bit behind oops), but i like to get back to everyone who leaves a comment, just to say thanks :)
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
probably hver fer sinn veg - it's set during "the war doctor begins", it was never going to be a happy one lol
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
gei di weld y byd mewn lliw, i think :)
8. Do you get hate on fic?
thankfully no! i've been lucky enough that my experience with fic writing/sharing has been very positive so far <3
9. Do you write smut?
no, it's not really my thing. smut is very honestly just kinda there to me, i don't have strong feelings about it either way, and so it's not something i've ever felt compelled to write yknow??
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
nope! i mainly prefer playing around with canon/canon-adjacent stuff tbh, i've got a couple of unfinished aus hanging around that will probably never see the light of day, but no crossovers that i can think of
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
not as far as i'm aware. though to be fair, i don't venture onto fic websites other than ao3 so i'll never know for certain. i doubt it though
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
again, not as far as i know! i'd probably be chill with it though if anyone wanted to translate a fic of mine, provided they asked beforehand and it was one i was comfortable with being translated :)
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
nope! the closest i've got is participating in an event run by a discord server i used to be mildly active in and am technically still part of, which was a lot of fun :D
14. What’s your all-time favourite ship?
i don't know if i really have an "all-time" favourite as such, but i've written a fair bit for liv and helen from the 8das, and really love their dynamic. i'm also a big fan of leela/romana, but for whatever reason i've never been quite able to make writing them work :/
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but probably won’t?
there's a fair few 😅 the main one I can think of atm is the eldritch helen fic i vaguely remember being asked about on here a couple of years back, it's a concept that i still have a lot of interest in and love for, but i've never quite been able to get the fic itself to work and i fear it may be doomed to the wip pit for eternity :((
i've also got quite a few unfinished pieces of varying lengths with the war-veklin-albert tardis team from "the war doctor begins" hanging around my drive that i'd a) love to finish and b) probably won't; their dynamic and their whole deal as a team whose story takes place mostly off-screen and which we only see the ending of fascinates me. maybe one day i'll manage to do something with it
16. What are your writing strengths?
description :) this is the one thing i am ever consistently happy with in my writing (i am my own harshest critic <3), and i've got a couple of nice comments about it before. so!
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
dialogue - even with characters i know well and whose voices i have clear in my head, i do find it difficult to make dialogue feel really authentic, and it's definitely something i tend to overly fixate on when i'm writing because i'm so conscious of wanting to get it right
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
i'm totally fine with it! as long as it has a reason for being in the story, and isn't like. getting in the way of readers understanding what's going on, i don't see the problem.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
doctor who :)
20. Favourite fic you’ve written?
it's probably a tie between The Security Guard, The Scholar, And The Giant Stone Cube (a fic i wrote back in 2021 based on this post about rory and helen theoretically being able to meet each other at the national museum during the pandorica arc, which i loved writing and am still really happy with nearly 3 years later), and mae cuddio dagrau yn fy ngwaed (a bit of a weirder/darker dreamscape-type story; it took a lot of puzzling things out to piece all the different parts together to make something that was cohesive but still felt strange or off in the way dreams do, but i was really pleased with the end result!)
can't think of anyone to tag off the top of my head who hasn't been tagged already, so i'll leave this free for anyone to take part if they want to! :)
#tag game#thanks again for the tag!!#feels a bit odd posting about my writing on here as i don't do it all that often but this was fun!! nice looking back on everything :)
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20 questions (for fanfic writers)
cheers for the tag @sarah-sandwich <3
1. how many works do you have on ao3?
57.
2. what's your total ao3 word count?
412,260
3. what fandoms do you write for?
mcu but mostly just irondad, though i stopped writing that for a bit when a small (large) marauders obsession hit so now i write both depending on the fic im working on. also taken a side step into parkner recently
4. top five fics by kudos:
A Different Future - peter snaps one-shot
Futures are Made to be Broken - more in depth follow up to peter snaps one shot
The Best Day of Harley's Life (and the worst of Peter's) - classic field trip fic only harley is like the tourguide and makes it his mission to ruin peter's day. not actually parkner but for sure the beginning of my growing love for harley
Not my First Time - part of webpril challenge one-shot, tony and peter are stuck under a building, conversation ensue
Where Do You Think You're Going - urrrmmmm good question. its a whumptober one-shot so peter must get beat up. pretty sure its by quentin beck and his drones, lets assume tony finds him and saves the day (its less than 2000 words i could read it and find out but im lazy)
5. do you respond to comments?
i do my best!
6. what is the fic your wrote with the angstiest ending?
ermmm *checks notes* Is This It? springs to mind first. you know the deleted scene of tony snapping and seeing morgan? well in this one he sees peter, only peter is a good few years older and has sorted his life out a bit. its sad obvi, but also kind of happy? the end lines are sad sad though :( so either that or 01/11/81 (if you're a marauders fan you already know that date) which basically very closely follows remus throughout the entire day after james and lily are killed etc. its very angsty all the way through, mary is a sweetheart, and at the end he's left all alone...
7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
most tbh. im going to say Past, Present, Yet to Come because that's my baby. (peter is the ghost of christmas present, tony is scrooge, only its like the ryan reynolds film spirited, very good)
8. do you get hate on fics?
nope! (and please dont :) )
9. do you write smut?
nah
10. craziest crossover:
well ive only ever written one and it was mcu/glee and there's a reason i never finished it (nor am linking it [insert skull emoji])
11. have you ever had a fic stolen?
not that ive noticed
12. have you ever had a fic translated?
nope!
13. have you ever co-written a fic before?
nope! im a solitary kinda guy
14. all time favourite ship?
what a question... wolfstar is a classic, ineffable husbands are precious to me, doctor/rose is nostalgic... i can't pick favourites
15. what's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
besides all of them? all of them.
no but really there are so many and i have this problem of thinking of idea -> getting excited -> writing beginning -> not knowing where to take it -> get excited by new idea -> repeat. im working on it though and do genuinely plan to finish them all
16. what are your writing strengths?
yknow i honestly think my general writing is at a pretty good level. defo room for improvement but there always it, int there? id say that's a general strength, but specifically i think im goooood at making things angsty. and i love doing it so win win
17. what are your writing weaknesses?
well... finishing anything. plotting out full stories is a big problem. (though ive recently started a notebook for random ideas for fics and its helping) um... tbh i can struggle with everything from time to time. i think getting characters voices right can be hard cos i often find people saying things they would never say and having to go back and and put them straight. er,,, action can be next to impossible if The Vision isn't there.
18. thoughts on dialogue in another language?
i dont have many. if its a language i cant read i just skim past and sometimes read an end note translation but if there's too much im just going to go with the flow
19. first fandom you wrote in?
mcu
20. favourite fic you've written?
again, Past, Present, Yet to Come is my babygirl. love him to pieces. can i say fics ive not finished yet? because parkner hunger games au and marauders doccy who are fire and one day will see the light of day (and get names)
tagging @winter-turtle @helloliriels erm ive forgotten everyone who has ever existed... @ anyone who i followed in the boopening who writes and @ anyone who just wants to (no pressure at all obvi)
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