#but yet i persist

[skarble]

you have been blessed by the jubilant fellow

he wishes you good luck

[xenobites]

speaking of something about the gore in evil dead 2013 is sooooooo!! like it just gets to me. yeah evil dead rise was gory but the needle in the face! the gooey infected hand, mia ripping her own arm off at the end!!!!!! very nearly sickened me

[impossibleprincess35]

I AM ATTACKED.

I AM UTTERLY ATTACKED.

[ahumoki0]

The bad part of being the responsible nerd is becoming the group's mom/teacher

This next module I'll try establishing firmer boundaries with those around me

[animatedtext]

[rceibo]

pines tw(ee)ins!

[bettyfrommars]

I bet he even named the hand too. Roy wakes up on the couch with a hangover and his hair a mess, fumbling around looking for his hand, only to find out Eddie took it to school with him for show and tell. Eddie loves to put that championship ring on his little fingers too, one of the lesser-known reasons he enjoys chunky rings later in life. Although Roy felt like a fumbling failure, in Eddie's eyes, he was a star. Eddie bragged about his uncle Roy, even got in a fight once at school in his honor. On the other end of it, Eddie ended up being one of the few people Roy ever had a really pure love for; one that was not rooted in vengeance or material gain. A loser conman to most, he always tried to be the best version of himself around Eddie.

Okay so, I've been pondering. In the 1996 movie Kingpin, Woody Harrelson's character is named Roy Munson. As the movie progresses, terms like getting "Munsoned" and being "a real Munson" become derogatory terms because of his bad luck. It really got me thinking of Roy being Wayne's cousin, the one with a prosthetic rubber hand. Young Eddie used to beg him to take the hand off and let him hold it, he was so fascinated by it. (Wayne has been raising Eddie since he was 7 or 8.) Eddie's bio dad Al is the reason Roy lost his hand in the first place, so there is more bad blood there. He told Eddie all of his bowling war stories, and he probably crashed at the trailer a few times on his way through. Usually asks to borrow a large sum of money, but Wayne won't fall for that again. (He will give him a couple bucks though because Wayne is Wayne and Roy is family.) I like to imagine Eddie going on a road trip with him. Maybe the van breaks down and Eddie needs a ride somewhere in the direction Roy is headed. Maybe Eddie is a really good bowler?? Anyway, this has been tickling at my brain.

[lucabyte]

hi im back

[aneverlastinghalloween]

[hyakunana]

When you need to lie, but you're a good boy.

[beautifulpiquerisms]

I Have No Mouth and I Must Smoke Weed.

[the-muppet-joker]

Looking at my limp Kermit costume is making giving me GIRTH Heh if you know what I'm saying. I am playing 'Let's Read Homestuck' on my phone very quietly for subliminal influencing. Muppet arousal and Homestuck in my subconcious? Bro Strider kintype here I cum!

[milkybishop]

"- but with whom can you sit in water?"

and who can hop in the bath with you to make a show of not caring about your tattoos, and how can you not find it hard to hide your disdain at the attempt.

because either this is a trap you have blindly walked into again . . . or he really does love you and could have loved you all this time. and despite all that-

you cannot turn from the path that you are on.

[must-be-mr-boggins]

You and I both know Thorin’s dramatic ass would say something like this.

[shopwitchvamp]

today's nonsense phrase my brain has decided to torment me with by putting on repeat: "You're gonna get sklunked skrizzly style" ???

[cutie-lumi]

sketch of some summer outfits i made for an art piece im (hopefully) going to post tomorrow :D