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open for a valentines day surprise 🖤
i’ve been keeping this a secret for a long time, but i’m so excited to tell y’all that I have a new series coming next month starring our darling devil matty murdock
if you loved the bodyguard, I really hope you love this one too. *cue stefan voice* this fic has everything
we got a slow burn (y’all know I am a slut for those), we got angst (lots of it), we got action, we got more action (heheh), we got enemies to lovers, we got religious trauma, we got sexy lawyer matt, we got sexy daredevil matt, we got twists, we got turns, we got foggy and karen being pure sunshine, we got surprise cameos, we got familiar favorites, and it’s all coming to a tumblr near you on march 4th
aka daredevil born again day
there will be twenty one chapters in total (yes, 2 1) and y’all know I had to make a soundtrack. if you remember how the songs coincided with the chapters for the bodyguard, this soundtrack is set up the same exact way, so if you want a little hint of the vibe of each chapter, you’ll have to check it out ;)
I will be posting the masterlist, taglist signup, and the link to the soundtrack next week!
I am SO excited to finally tell y’all about this. it’s been in the works for months, and I can’t wait to show it to y’all, and I hope you love it
happy valentines day from me to you
xoxo, court 🖤
#y’all have no idea how hard it was to not blab about this#I am terrible at keeping secrets#I get too excited#i’m the person that buys your birthday gift three months early and immediately wants to tell you what I got you#matt murdock#daredevil#daredevil born again#court rambles#court isn’t gonna shut the fuck up about this for the foreseeable future#happy valentines day my freaky lil darlings xoxo <3
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WELCOME!!! ♫☆~
This is a blog dedicated to uploading music that uses vocal synthesis technology! We have been posting content since 2013. Please enjoy!
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You can find our FAQ below the cut!
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Can I request an utaite/human cover of a VOCALOID song? Can I request the off vocal or an instrumental cover of a song?
This blog is for songs using voice synthesis technology, we do not post songs with human singers.
Do you post songs with voice synthesizers other than VOCALOID?
Yes, any type of vocal synthesizer is fair game (ex: UTAU, CeVIO, Synthesizer V, etc).
What is the policy on AI Vocals?
Please refer to this post for a detailed explanation of our stance on AI Vocals, what we consider to be ethical and unethical use of AI, and what we believe constitutes a proper vocal synth.
Can I request an album-only song?
We can only post songs from albums that are readily available to the public, click here for more info.
How many songs can I request in one ask?
Please only request a few songs at a time (1-3 per ask). This makes it easier for us to keep track of where we left off in the requests.
Why are some requests posted as videos? Why won’t some audio posts play?
Tumblr won’t let us upload certain songs as audio posts due to copyright. In these cases, we post a link to the official video instead. If an audio post doesn’t play, that means it was copyrighted some time after we originally uploaded it to this blog (est. 2013). If you let us know, we can repost it as a video.
X producer/cover artist/song is problematic. Can you remove their work form your blog?
Unless it is information that affects how we post, i.e. issues of miscrediting & plagiarism, please keep our inbox free from discourse and drama. Many people have worked together to run this blog over the years, all of whom have had different perspectives on what they’re comfortable posting. As such, the mods may exercise personal discretion on what song requests they post, but as a general rule we do not go back and delete songs that have already been posted.
Who currently moderates this blog?
Currently, it is only Mod Sachiko. If you have any inquiries, feel free to message her @modsachiko.
#pinned#its about time we got a pinned anyways. modern tumblr users tend to use it more often than page links like in the old days. im old.
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a masterpost following starstruck's interactive adventure at the 2024 @kirbyoctournament, for however long she makes it through! told mostly in response to asks, hence the 'interactive' component. can also be followed in the oc (2024): starstruck dee tag!
✧・゚✧‧͙⁺༓જ⁀•。゚⟡ 。゚☁︎。⋆ *☾༓⁺‧͙✧・゚✧
(full page comics are noted in bold, and the most important updates are designated with ‧͙⁺༓ )
stage 1: cookie country 🏡🏰
✧ are you ready, starstruck? (intro comic, entry + ref) ‧͙⁺༓ ✧ start the adventure ‧͙⁺༓ ✧ what kind of pie? ✧ a cupcake for the road ✧ happy early birthday ‧͙⁺༓ ✧ what's up? ✧ a selection of gifts ✧ the beating Sun ‧͙⁺༓ ✧ fountain's busted ✧ precautionary incense ✧ it doesn't mean anything ‧͙⁺༓
stage 2: rambling rainforest 🌲🌳
✧ into the woods (intro comic) ‧͙⁺༓ ✧ that red butterfly ‧͙⁺༓ ✧ friends with a little liar ✧ weapon select ✧ do you love the stars? [poll] ✧ night owls ✧ worth the climb ✧ where you fit in ‧͙⁺༓ ✧ distracted ✧ a little shut eye ‧͙⁺༓ [poll]
stage 3: yawning yonder 💤🌈
✧ should have stayed up (intro comic) ‧͙⁺༓
#starstruck dee#oc (2024): starstruck dee#🎀🔍#<- for the links; not necessarily in this post. although....#masterpost#i want folks on mobile and various colour modes to appreciate the effort i went to to make sure the header would work on all sizes + bgs#if you are on desktop you likely won't notice but on MOBILE you will#why yes it IS a transparent png version of the tumblr text header that i made which looked rotten on mobile#did i need to do that?? maybe not. but i did!!! commitment to my layouts.#also sorry for reusing this image i might make a new one for here eventually but for now it's this one bc i really liked it!!!
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Forced against my will to post these(thanks @flopnandoalonso and @schumigrace ...) , but please enjoy gifs of: Fernando at the spa (PLEASE DON'T BLOCK ME)
#posting this and closing tumblr for the rest of the night DJKFSLGR#also gifing this doesnt even feel nearly as bad as the actual clip itself#so i linked it. go watch it.#THERES JUST SO MUCH YKNOW#cause like not only is all this feet stuff going on in the background. theyre also talking abt him peeing in the car#these gifs are just ... foot stuff hm#I DONT WANT IT ON MY BLOG EITHER BUT I GOTTA GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT#i hope youre happy. i stopped drawing for tonight to make these instead UGHHHH#yes i can be peer pressured#but also i think its very funny#this clip has haunted me for more than half a year and look here now you have it#i still think i like the other massage scene better. its a lot more subtle#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#tw feet#fernando(show)#fernando s1e4#we do a little bit of f1#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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The cast of How I Became a Superhero(2020) go head-to-head in a super-quiz
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#swann arlaud#pio marmaï#leïla bekhti#benoît poelvoorde#finally found out how to post the original video#yes it's the same post with the one with the streamable link#and apologies again for bad editing quality i dunno how to use all those tools#but i'll just leave the both of them#'cause swann is sooo adorable and everybody on tumblr should know it#toupieeeeeeeeeeeee#swann you are making me learn french
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Hello Kind Soul 💕
I am trying to evacuate my family from Gaza to safe area to save our lives ASAP 🙏
I Ask if you could support us by share my blog and boost my campaign?
https://www.gofundme.com/f/Stand-With-AlBalawi-Family
If you are generous enough, you can donate any small contribution, it really helps ❤
Of course!
Anyone who can donate, please consider doing so! It looks like they're currently at just under halfway to their goal.
If you're unable to donate, please consider reblogging this so that it might reach someone who can! (And hey, maybe consider reblogging it even if you did!)
Wishing you the best; I don't generally pray, but I will keep you in mine moving forward.
Here's a photo of my cat to hopefully get this more traction (and so I can put this in more tags)
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#asks#elbalawi#free palestine#palestine#palestine fundraiser#cats#cat photos#cat pictures#cats of tumblr#catblr#jay.jpg#sappho#my pets#unfortunately I don't have a bank account so all I can do is share the link for now. but hopefully I will be able to return soon with +#+something of more substance. as I've said on another blog here recently: if you're able to show me proof that you've donated here or to +#+any other palestinian relief/evacuation funds and can DM me your proof I am willing to do art for you in some fashion#or if you just want more photos of my cat? I will also leverage those. just whatever it takes to get money goin through these#any tag suggestions are also appreciated#fucked up that I feel like I need to include something in the body of the post to illicit interaction but. what else can i do?#jay.txt#cat#also yes the sign in the back does read ''ceasefire now'' if you can't quite make out enough to guess. i tried to find a photo of her where+#+it's in view; this is the best recent one#i don't know who designed it but i can provide a clearer photo if asked
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okay! fighting!
#have been wrestling with the community function to get it to open *inside* the app which i am ALREADY logged into#every link keeps taking me to a browser and then it asks me to sign in#and if i click 'open in app' does it take me to the actual app that is open that i am actively using?#no! it takes me to the app store#tumblr istg why are you so stupid with links - should never have broken them all back when you switched them out#anyway: hot tip you can share the link into a draft post then access drafts from inside the app and magically it will open#why is there not a directory of communities?#a person making a community can't be expected to be in contact with every single person who might be interested#now i'm trying to see the ways things work like you can't reblog inside a community you have to#go to the original post but it seems easy to click over so that's nice and i like the reacts#bc of the interaction tracking especially it looks like artists/vendors could make good use of dedicated communities#this might be really good for people wanting to set up shops on tumblr actually#like yes i want it for fandom reasons (if there's a bts or dmbj community already PLEASE hit me up)#but looking at the functions ... if you have a shop or take commissions this could work WELL
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tumblr is telling us they are going to get rid of the following only chronological feed and much as it fills me with despair, I believe them so, serious question- where would we go? twitter is broken (in more ways than one), instagram is useless because of the algorithm and there's no conversation or discussion, threads is evil in ways that can actually negatively impact your offline life and EU pals can't even use it, facebook is useless because algorithm AND evil, reddit just made themselves obsolete... Can we do fandom stuff on one of the newer twitter knockoff sites? I have a pillowfort account but it's set up to mimic something more like dreamwidth than tumblr or twitter, I don't like it, it's all little groups... I hate this. What comes next?
#reply reblog with comments whatever I invite you to#I have now seen tumblr's halfassed addition: I'm glad theyre on the back foot and maybe will think twice#but also it doesn't actually address the things they definitely DID say they would do and that people are callign them on#that would mean the following only and you see everything feed was not that#there are like a million different good add ons to the linked post calling out and getting into different parts#of what they are saying... I recommend going into notes comments#I know we're supposed to be like oh I'm here all the time but I hate it obviously I'd rather be doing somethign else#but actually I love it here! I hate that they keep making it worse but it's a huge part of my life anyway#and my escape from a lot of things and the way I connect to things (yes Louis mostly :)) that make me happy#and I don't want it to just not be useable and to lose that
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not quite sure what this is i just read this and the hyperfocus kicked in
#is this good? no idea#is it cool? yes#the muscles/tendons look really weird and that is at least partially intentional#used a human reference and purposely emphasized the less obvious things#and just improvised the rest#it's an alien after all#look up elephant trunk muscles its cool and very smooth looking#anyway i need to post this so i can stop looking at it#i haven't eaten or drank anything for the past few hours while making this and boy can i feel it#also apparently tumblr doesn't like links in posts in some way?#i can remove it or put it in a reblog but from what i understand it's about showing up in the tag or something#and i doubt that many people are going through the meteos tag#anyway#enjoy#meteos#art#digital art#firim
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you're talking shit for the hell of it. and we see you over there on the internet, comparing all the girls who are killing it. but we figured you out, we all know now, we all got crowns, you need to calm down. I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined. Mr. Superior Thinking... no, I don't like you. no one likes a mad woman - you made her like that. I can feel the flames on my skin. you did some bad things but I'm the worst of them. maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours. I'm shaking my head and locking the gates. this is why we can't have nice things. seeing the shape of your name still spells out pain. sometimes I wonder which one'll be your last lie. now I breathe flames each time I talk. do you still feel like you know what you're doing? because I don't think you do. all you are is mean! and a liar! and pathetic! and alone in life and mean!
and you didn't see me here.
#I regret to inform you that I'm not doing some webweaving thing here this is literally a personal vent post lololol#can't wait until I get to the IFTYE of this situation. is it even possible? will I have to stop caring about the positive things too??#(also yes this is about the same person/people I'm always angry about and no it doesn't make sense for me to be this angry)#(and again don't ask because I don't even want to spread the knowledge of what this is about)#tumblr has been very good for me and also very bad for me this time around#isn't that always the way#I am just SO MAD because I tried to google to see if an article existed online#instead all I got was that fucking POST#and I didn't look too much but I did hold my nose and check the notes this time which led to unfortunate new revelations#also don't tag your hate. geez.#anyway I swear I will never click on that link again because it's pure self-sabotage. but at least I KNOW now#here is a positive lyric: they might be bigger! but we're faster and never scared!#my original post
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Listen, I know, you all have been seeing fundraiser posts all day long. I've seen people complain that the tags for Palestine are "unusable" now because… genocide victims use it to find aid to survive.
Thing is, those posts will be here until Israel ceases it's aggression. And Palestinians will need your aid as far as they are left with no income and besieged. I've tried reaching out to other platforms, and Tumblr is still the best place for at least Falastin (Gazan who I spotlight for more than 2 months) to get donations; because here you don't need thousands of followers to get interactions. And at least we get one in ten response here; on other platforms both of us don't get any.
So yes, a dying website for fandom is her best bet to save her family right now. We don't speak of evacuation anymore (even though we hope for it), this is a battle for day-to-day survival. The prices in Gaza are increasing every hour, and they have no income and Falastin has gone into multiple debts to help them before starting the campaign in June. And yes, she receives more attention now but her family is still in starvation - she tries to support 26 people now, since her cousin was martyred and his 2 children joined 24 of her family in Al-Mawasy.
Yes, they should get free aid from all those countless non-profits that raise millions. But if they see something labelled as "aid" it is because they have bought it themselves. Yes, you can see (and maybe touch!) aid if you subject yourself to hours-long queues and/or humiliation of being a part of a photoshoot. They also said that the aid they get is stale at best and spoiled at worst; and that's again, if they get it.
Yes, there are grassroots organizations but they cannot reach everyone, because they are in small teams and they don't receive a lot of funds. And you can of course donate to them to try "fix" this; but please do not think that it means individual fundraisers are not worth supporting. I did not see any evidence of individual fundraisers "taking" money from others; on the contrary, when Falastin's fundraiser struggles, I see others struggle too. When we celebrate a good day of donations we celebrate it with others too.
And I could talk about Harris campaign get 1 billion in donations and still receiving them or how AO3 got 200k in a couple of days; but the post is getting too long.
Anyway. Please consider donating to Falastin's campaign; the money would buy food and water first, shelter and clothes for the winter second. There's a raffle for hand-made Palestinian thobe that Falastin's friend makes (LINK); and please follow her here.
Donate via Gofundme (in SEK! check rates below please): LINK
10$ = 108 SEK
25$ = 272 SEK
50$ = 544 SEK
100$ = 1,088 SEK
Donate via PayPal (in USD): LINK
Vetting info: #282 in El-Shab-Hussein and Nabulsi's spreadsheet [here], #957 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here]
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Your posts are in an AI model
and then Tumblr decided to sell them to AI models.
Now, don't get me wrong, tumblr selling out the users to AI companies is bad, yes, they shouldn't do that. It sucks.
but don't lets get this confused: your posts were already in there. Tumblr selling them is about tumblr making some money and about the AI models having more exhaustive post collections. It's not about your posts being in an AI model, vs not being in one. That battle has already been lost.
Can you find your post on google? Then it's almost certainly in an AI model already. Think about it: These AI sites showed up before all the sites were making deals to sell their users' content, right? How do you think they built them in the first place?
They scraped the posts. Just like google and bing and such do when they build their search indexes.
It's a fundamental part of how the open web works: you want your posts on tumblr to be visible to users, right? You want them to be readable?* Like, look how much stuff broke when twitter changed their whole read-while-not-logged-in policy, ruining a bunch of thread links/NSFW links. And if it's visible, it's scrapable. That's what the AI models were built on.
I've done website scraping before (not for AI models, of course. I was doing search engines and website archival), this is just how it works. You hire a few relatively smart CS graduates and tell them "build me a scraper that'll give us a bunch of tumblr posts" and they go off for a month or two and come back with a database of a few billion posts, and you stuff that into your AI model. That's how they got all the deviantart and flickr and twitter and pinterest and so on posts. They didn't pay for them: they just took them.
They only ever pay for this shit because either:
they fucked up in such a way that the site might be able to sue them for taking rather than paying
They can buy them cheaper than they can finish taking them. Maybe they'd need to pay the CS grads for an extra month? well, that might be more expensive than just throwing the site a couple hundred thousand bucks.
ANYWAY: my point is, don't treat this "oh no tumblr is selling our posts to AI" like it's a big thing that might happen and it would be bad to happen. Yes, it's bad, tumblr shouldn't do this, this'll let AI models get continual updates of content for far easier than just scraping them would be, tumblr betrayed user trust, and so on...
but realistically, this is not a black and white matter of "if only tumblr didn't do this, then we'd be safe from AI models!"
Nope. We already lost that battle. I'm sorry, and it does suck, but that's just how it is. The avalanche has already started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote. * I'm assuming here that you don't run a private blog that's set to only followers or something. You'd be safer then, of course, but you're not really my target audience for this rant
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I'm leaving here another piece by this artist (and the sketch!)
Day 30 - found
#Jack and Lacie#Jack Vessalius#Lacie Baskerville#art#Okay so... I said this in the tags of the reblog on my main blog:#I love this piece. I love its textures and the expressions and gestures. In general I love this artist and their take on this story#They always have such interesting and poetic ideas#My favourite piece of them is not on tumblr iirc though. It's a piece in which Jack and Lacie are embracing#Even the sketch is beautiful but the coloured version is amazing. Lacie is like light and her gesture‚ her movement‚ evokes air or wind#She is there‚ embracing Jack with the most melancholic expression‚ and yet the light and the movement make her look barely there#Just an instant before vanishing. It makes Jack's expression (as if horried or terrified) even more poignant#To Lacie's flowing movement and light Jack is opposed with a quite stiff pose and he is veiled in shadows#You can see his silhouette and a bit of his face due to the light Lacie is emanating#His hand rests on her head as her own hand once rested on his#The piece is apparently simple and yet every detail is extremely beautiful and symbolic and everything works so well together#It's one of my all time favourite pieces of fan art for anything ever. I think of that piece a lot#Oh I got carried away talking about the wrong piece. A piece that isn't even here haha Really...#I talk too much#But I adore it. And I love this one‚ yes. But I adore that one. I felt like dying for an instant when I first saw it#Oh a close second favourite to that piece by this author is the 'Muddy' Jack piece. I also think about that one a lot#<- And I went to look again for the piece I talked about afterwards. I don't even want to say how long I spent looking for it#For nothing‚ because twitter is broken a won't show you tweets if you go back in time for long enough#Thankfully I had saved it somewhere else. So I'm leaving the links to avoid losing them again#I hope the artist/OP doesn't mind me hijacking the post and adding the links. If they see this and do mind it‚ please tell me
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Introducing my Former Student in Gaza: Sarah Abu Hweidy
I am making this post to introduce my former student in Gaza: Sarah Abu Hweidy. After I was evacuated to Ireland with the help of my Irish college, I pledged to do everything in my power to help my people back home, especially my students. After one of my guest lectures, I was asked by a professor: "Is there any way we can help your students?" With much hope and trust in my heart, I said: "Yes, bring as many of my bright students as possible to study at MIC; all universities in Gaza have been leveled; give them hope to be able to survive."
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Believing that Sarah's amazing skills and diligence will make her an ideal ambassador of Palestine in Ireland, I nominated her for the College of Sanctuary Award at Mary Immaculate College (MIC) where I myself do my PhD.
Check the offer letter that Sarah received from MIC here.
Please listen to what she has to say:
She lives with her family in a tent in Gaza now and is suffering the unimaginably insufferable like all the rest of the people of Gaza including my own family.
Please check out her first Tumblr post here.
Link to her campaign here.
Tagging for reach <3 Please consider boosting Sarah's campaign and share her Tumblr post
@nabulsi @el-shab-hussein
@riding-with-the-wild-hunt @sayruq @ibtisams @vakarians-babe
@schoolhater @mangocheesecakes @dormimi-zzz
@dlxxv-vetted-donations @a-shade-of-blue @heliopixels
@imjustheretotrytohelp @ana-bananya @irhabiya
@apollos-olives @northgazaupdates @90-ghost
@soon-palestine @cherifaouachani @newsfrom-theworld
@palestinegenocide @heydreamchild @butchmagicalboi
@plomegranate @blackpearlblast @fairuzfan
@sar-soor @fallahifag @humanvoicebox @queerstudiesnatural
@commissions4aid-international @stil-lindigo
@communistchilchuck @ghost-and-a-half @kyra45-helping-others
@kyra45 @feluka @appsa @transmutationisms
@ibtisams @malcriada @flower-tea-fairies
@baby-girl-aaron-dessner @troythecatfish
@rebecca-levin-art @ana-bananya
@captainsplat @vasira96 @suggestionsofkindness
@catgirl-kaiju @melissa-titanium
@psalidodont @weirdplutoprince @xanfeursel @droodlebug
@tothepointofinsanity
@ruthlesslistener @the3rddenialist @drakkonyan @eligobrrrrr
@strawcherrily-ish @paperandpencilsandskips @saga-ordsmed
@sploonswagtournament @iridescentscarecrow @cantsayidont
@trueloveistreacherous @beedok @normalslimeguy
@finnitesimal @andalusiya @skinwretch
@rednines @elderling @sour-soda @stiltonbasket
@hello-kitty-milkshake @butchmartyr @laurellament
@saltyfinalboss @dirtangeldean
@antrunner @xgoldenlatiasx @cinnamontoasten
@beatricebidelaire @strawberriandromeda
@hamletisintown @septemberlikestea @lttleghost
@somegrumpynerd @megabuild
@innovatorbunny @flanneldragon @butiknowiloatheyou
@ashstfu @autisticandroids
#vetted#verified#mahmoud khalaf#free gaza#free palestine#gaza#gaza genocide#gaza strip#signal boost#mutual aid#palestine aid#palestine#save palestine#palestinian genocide#i stand with palestine#all eyes on palestine#pray for palestine#palestine news#viva palestina#help gaza#the gaza strip#gazaunderattack#palestine genocide#rafah under attack#all eyes on rafah#rafah#rafah crossing#free rafah#signal b00st#!!!
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TADC Freakshow AU Masterpost
May you be warned, this is a horror/gore based AU. If that’s not your thing then I’d probably not click on the links
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(these will be updated when new ones come out! None of them are in a particular order, some of them will be and hopefully soon there will be an actual order)
Go check out @jokerskellington !! They helped me out with a lot of the designs and the concepts :D
Story comics
Abstraction
Aftermath
A little chat
Notes
Stitches
Replacement
Outside
Broken faces
Lost friend
Restart
Looks decieve
selfish kindness
needle and thread
needle and thread pt2
Bloody tracks
I don’t want to.
Rule-Breaker
Eclipse
community choice adventure
Misc
posters line-up
Freakshow&carnival templates
Q&A
Q: Can we make ocs/fanart/fics/etc.?
A: Of course you can! I love getting work of my AU from others, please tag me in them! (Do not send them in my ask box, I prefer it when people post their own work)
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Q: Is the community choice adventure continuing?
A: Yes. You don’t need to keep asking me, I have been taking a little hiatus but I will be working on it soon.
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Q: Do you have any boundaries?
A: Not necessarily, but my only rule is to keep things chill over here.
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Q: can we make Nsfw?
A: I don’t mind, if it’s sexual, please don’t tag me. However, extreme gore and violence is A-okay with me (infact please tag me in those.)
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Q: Will X character be in this au?
A: all characters seen in the show will be characters in this AU and more than likely have designs when I get the time.
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Q: if gangle abstracts, what would happen?
A: she will abstract, simple as that. Then be replaced with an AI much like her sister.
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Q: can or will the virus be cured?
A: no.
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Q: what would happen if x character met y character?
A: I strongly dislike these questions, please don’t ask them.
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Q: art requests?
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Food Crime: Frosty the Slawman
so a while ago, I saw this photo going around on tumblr:
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at first, I thought this was photoshopped. I mean, "welcome new man in your life"? that feels like a translation error, or someone being silly on purpose.
but guess what! turns out, Frosty Slaw Man is real!
and soon...he will be mine. let's get cooking
(full disclosure: I crafted this snowman and took notes about it over a year ago. and then, like with many things in my life, I forgot about him, and let him drift into the ADHD void of Things I'm Not Currently Staring At, where object permanence is tentative and largely unrealized.
but here we are! and here he is: the slaw man. it's time to share him with you, so that you can suffer as I have suffered, and/or rejoice in my gelatin creation!)
so this recipe photo originally came from Mid-Century Menu (archive link), a blog that seems like one after my own heart, and which once tried to make the Slaw Man (with not much success; but we'll get back to that)! but it's not just that blog that has copies of this ad. I also found it on reddit, and in a few different places on ebay!
lookit that guy! he's a real guy!
both the reddit post and some of the ebay listings say that this is from 1963 (though I haven't been able to figure out which magazines it was printed in, to confirm this for myself). but in looking this up, I discovered something else fun! there's another version of this ad!
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Best Foods is what Hellmann's stuff is called on the west coast, and the "this is no place for second best" thing makes a lot more sense when you consider that the ad was probably made for Best Foods first, and then just reused and rebranded for the east coast
the more you know!
anyway the benefit of finding this alternate ad is that the scan on this image is a lot clearer, and so the recipe is more readable! and in looking at it, I've realized something important:
when Mid-Century Menu tried this recipe, they got an ingredient amount wrong.
when they made their beloved Slaw Man, they had the water amount written down as 1/4 cup, but looking at this scan up close, it is actually 3/4 cup of water! something that might make a significant difference, considering we're working with gelatin!
(there's also another change I want to make compared to what they did, when I do this recipe. but we'll get into that in a sec.)
for now: we begin
so. there's no way I'm making a Slaw Man this large. I am just one person, and considering the ingredients of this, I don't think I'm going to be able to consume that much Slaw.
two entire heads of cabbage? three pounds of cottage cheese, a thing that I don't even like to eat? no. that's a bad idea.
so I'm starting small here and making this 1/3 the size of the original:
2 packets of unflavored gelatin 1/4 cup cold water 1 cup mayo 1 tsp salt 1lb cottage cheese 4 cups shredded cabbage
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surely this will result in a reasonable amount of Man
...okay, I started chopping the cabbage thinking it would be easier, but I've given up and pulled out a grater. this is much better! and somehow more violent (affectionate)
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the recipe says to soften the gelatin in cold water, and then stir over hot water until it's dissolved. I'm going to assume "stir over hot water" means a double boiler, so let's do that
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hmmm, the gelatin is very foamy? it’s melted, but the bottom of the pot feels really....sticky
okay. after a couple minutes more and no change, I’m calling this good enough.
so one thing that others who have attempted this recipe have not taken into consideration is the cottage cheese. you see, the others used normal cottage cheese, but the recipe says to use "cottage cheese, cream style"
I’ll be real, I’m not 100% what that means, since we don’t have that here. but I can take an educated guess! so let’s blend the cottage cheese!
(with an immersion blender. I am not willing to wash an actual blender because of this)
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mmm, yes. very smooth
...actually. why isn't all cottage cheese like this? the thing I hate about cottage cheese is the texture, so why isn't it all smooth and creamy like this?? I could eat this!!
a new discovery is made every day in this house.
okay, time to start mixing things together.
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ah, frosty. I opened a whole new thing of mayo for you! do you feel special?
(I'd make a "pre-dinner snack?" joke, but sometimes I think I'm the only one that remembers Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time)
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okay, the mayo, cottage cheese, and salt have been added to the gelatin. but as this cools, the texture is getting...hmm. less than appealing.
lastly: the cabbage
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oh. oh this is not very nice
next it says to pack the "salad" into a one pound container, and two six-cup bowls, but since I made this recipe so much smaller, I'm going to uhhhh. uh. find some bowls that seem like they'd be correct...snowman? proportions?
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ah. this bowl is too big.
hey, these'll work!
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now I just have to let them chill for a while, and continue another day.
(edit from current!me: ahhh oh my god I forgot this was pretty soon after we adopted Jackie! look at these cat pics that I took while I was food crime-ing!
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look at them having their little interactions! Knuckles was trying so hard to be friends with her! I love them)
hello! two days later and we are ready to assemble the slawman. and my sibling has started referring to him as "frosty: attorney at slaw", so that's fun.
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I've done a thing where, as these set, I flipped them around in the bowl so that hopefully they'd be more round. we'll see if they actually stay like this.
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I have also made some decorations for him out of peppers, olives, and carrots!
let's build our boy
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oh he's so heavy. and wobbly
no no no he almost fell over!!
okay. he's fine. but more skewers were needed.
and...okay. he is complete.
behold!
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gaze upon my beautiful man!
(he is not structurally sound! he wobbles unsteadily as I rotate him! there are already cracks forming in the gelatin around where his arms are! don't worry about it!)
now it's time to stab him
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and...to devour him
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this tastes like...a bland coleslaw? and not even that. it's just sort of a salty, cottage cheese-y cabbage. the ingredients don't combine to become something greater, they simply...sit there. like this.
and the texture is...mmm. it's not a jello kind of texture, but it is a bit squashy in a way that's mildly strange.
it's very creamy once it softens in your mouth.
...I don't like this!
and look! taking just that one chunk from him was enough to destabilize him entirely :(
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RIP frosty. now I just have to see if I can eat all of you before you go bad.
(note from current!me: I could not.
I ate maybe half of him over the course of many days, often adding other stuff to him to try to add some flavor: bacon, frozen peas, cheese, etc. but even with that, I just couldn't stomach him.
after a while I stuck what was left of him in the freezer, hoping that maybe I'd find the will to consume the rest of him some other day.
do you know what a frozen-and-then-thawed mixture of cabbage, cottage cheese, mayo, and gelatin looks and tastes like?
bad. the answer is: bad.
I threw him out pretty quickly after thawing him.
do not try this recipe at home)
#food crimes#vintage recipe#vintage cooking#frosty slaw man#frosty the slaw man#hellmann's#best foods#(like the brand not the concept of the slaw man)#(he is not the best food. he will haunt me. never again)#I could improve upon him tbh. like there's definitely a form of this that could be edible#but I'd do it with cream cheese for structural integrity instead of gelatin and cottage cheese#he could be more of a cheese ball#that'd be fine#but this? no. don't try this#it's a lot of work for too much slaw and not much flavor
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