*Pokes a random muse.*
Hey. :)
SQUEAK!
The wild Steve just looks at you back in return.
"̴P̶h̴y̴s̷i̵c̴a̷l̸ ̶c̵o̴n̷t̸a̷c̵t̵ ̴h̸a̴s̸ ̸o̴n̴c̶e̴ ̸b̷e̴e̶n̴ ̷w̴e̵l̵c̸o̴m̵e̷,̵ ̷b̵u̴t̵ ̴a̶s̶ ̸s̷o̷c̶i̶e̵t̵y̴ ̷e̴v̵o̴l̸v̶e̸d̸,̷ ̴s̶o̴ ̷t̶o̷o̶ ̶h̶a̷s̶ ̷t̸h̵e̷ ̸n̴e̴e̴d̵ ̴f̷o̷r̴ ̸p̸e̷r̶s̸o̵n̸a̶l̸ ̵s̴p̶a̵c̸e̵,̷ ̸a̷s̶ ̸p̸e̴o̶p̷l̴e̵ ̸s̴t̷a̸r̶t̷ ̶t̶o̶ ̷b̵e̶l̷i̸e̸v̵e̸ ̴t̴h̵a̴t̶ ̶p̵h̶y̴s̵i̶c̵a̸l̸ ̴c̶o̴n̷t̵a̶c̶t̵ ̶m̷e̸a̸n̵s̸ ̵d̴o̷i̵n̴g̶ ̵s̴o̵m̷e̸t̶h̸i̸n̷g̴ ̸i̵l̸l̴i̷c̴i̵t̷ ̸d̴u̶e̶ ̷t̶o̴ ̶m̴o̴d̶e̶r̵n̸ ̷s̵o̴c̵i̵e̵t̷y̷,̴ ̷t̶h̴u̶s̴ ̵i̵n̴c̶r̵e̸a̵s̶i̸n̸g̷ ̴t̶h̸e̶ ̵a̶m̴o̴u̷n̵t̶ ̶o̸f̵ ̴w̷a̶l̵l̷s̷ ̴w̸h̴i̶c̸h̸ ̷p̶e̴o̴p̶l̶e̸ ̷p̶u̴t̴ ̷a̸r̴o̷u̵n̸d̸ ̴t̴h̶e̵m̶-̷"̴
"I just SHUT UP HIM UP A FEW MINUTES AGO, WHY DID YOU TOUCH HIM-"
She's going to put him back in the box.
... And put a bagel in your mouth.
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Me: "Let's start watching Classic Who"
Classic Who: *has almost 700 episodes*
Me:
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous
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WHY. does the book say twink on it. hello. am i reading this right
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