#but yeah nah

[saytrrose]

are you a. Bad person like you do drugs

How old are you 😭

No I don’t do drugs, I’ve tried things before out of curiosity and it’s not for me

Also unpopular opinion sort of, just because someone smokes or does drugs doesn’t make them, themself as a human, a terrible person

[earhartsease]

gangly androgynous 9 year old us, with the only photo we have of our belovèd cat Blackette (yes imaginative name, our brother got vetoed from calling her something awful while he was briefly obsessed with WWII) - and yes it was the 70s in case that's not obvious

Blackette was entirely black and half-siamese and had the weirdest quack and was rescued from a wood so probably fae - ten years later we had to bury her but we planted her under a beech sapling so she returned to the forest

anyway sending this wounded little being and that lovely cat all of our love today ☀️🌿

[mercymaker]

today was definitely a day™️ but the guests are finally gone, I just had a kiwi and can go roll in bed and watch some tikkie tokkies to unwind

[metaladam]

This shit has him so mad. By all means, talk shit about it him but do it when he actually does something! Ridiculous. As if he'd ever stoop so low.

[skopostheorie]

Are you two dating?

Ajshshdhskyfd no she's my sister

[barbagallo-raceway]

Sergio "I don't plan on leaving the podium for the rest of the year" Perez.

Yeah. Ok.

[psyche-reads]

At first, Hua Cheng mostly gives off the impression of a normal over-protective broody love interest in a romance novel, overly paranoid over anything that might potentially hurt Xie Lian, but then you get to the White Clothed Calamity arc and realize, oh god, oh fuck, that’s actually a completely reasonable response to having to watch someone go through that, he’s actually showing remarkable restraint by allowing Xie Lian to go off and do his own thing as much as he does

[clits-and-clips]

That's way too hot for yard work, don't do that

I definitely won't lmaooo I will die

[sharkcloset]

i NEED people to know that fairies in dungeon meshi are made from blood, semen, and horse manure

[teawithghosts]

THE MACHINE HERALD

[wuffen]

nope

[forgetfulmachineart]

[ID: A colored, simple, three panel comic of teen Gojo Satoru and Megumi Fushiguro. Panel one: Megumi sits on a stool, feet hanging barely half way down, as Gojo kneels in front of them bandaging their arm and holding their hand. Megumi has Gojo's sunglasses and is labeled "gojo put the sunglasses on them to keep Megumi's hair out of wounds." Gojo says "You got pretty close this time, Gumi! Want my help taming Nue next time?" Second panel: Megumi from the waist up, looking at her bandaged arm and saying "No. I'm alright Dad." A small cartoon Megumi realizes what they said and goes "wait..." Third panel: Gojo has a closed eyes smile and says "Okay, Gumi" but is labeled "Trying very very very very hard to play it cool." Multiple loud and ugly crying cartoon Gojo's reflect his real feelings in the background. /End ID]

They proceed to never talk about it again

[socvinc]

original post here!

[mercymaker]

there's really a unique flavor to the fear of seeking medical help because you're anxious the doctor won't believe you or think you're lying 💀

[5mcsinatrenchcoat]

To whomever it may concern: Karlach without make up (and with scars). Bless the modders.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 254

So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didn’t mean to, but he’d become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasn’t his fault that he couldn’t be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to. 

But it wasn’t his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone else’s business? Seriously he thought that people wouldn’t be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like you’d think they’d never seen someone who wasn’t fully human before or something. 

Oh great, there’s a journalist at the grocery store now- he’s going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this. 

Oh, it’s a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable.