#but yeah afton wants to be a 5 but he's a 7. somehow.

[reblog-house]

William Afton feels like a 7 kinda guy. Not in terms of looks or whatever, just as a number. Which is strange, since 5 is kind of... his whole thing.

[metaltea]

WEIRDLY SPECIFIC AND SUPER RANDOM AU CONCEPT TIME!!

So there’s an au where Sun doesn’t exist, it’s just Moon who kinda chills in the daycare to keep the peace and help kids sleep at naptime. The Afton virus stuff happens and people are beginning to get a sneaking suspicion that the bots have something to do with it but they can't prove it (not sure about the exact timeframe but yea) Enter a programmer y/n who somehow learns about the virus and wants to put a stop to it once and for all. They manage to program a “virus” of their own to infect the animatronics and kill the afton virus. Since they want to be able to monitor the bots at all times and watch the progress, they get a job as a security guard, secretly bringing their own laptop into the security room to run lines of code and infiltrate the system. The first animatronic to successfully be infected is Moon, and instead of killing the afton virus immediately, it sort of just… makes itself a host, who keeps switching back and forth between the consciousness of itself and the uninfected Moon (so basically a Sun is born lol) As long as this virus Sun is kept online, Moon can operate like normal- and he’s just as confused as he is relieved to finally be back to reality (though for mystery and angst purposes, he has no idea what’s happened since before he got infected dun-dun) Sun starts communicating with Moon (as much as y/n tries to stop it) and eventually he figures out something’s up, which inevitably leads to him finding and confronting y/n about it… and when he realizes what he did while infected… yeah, he kinda just literally shuts down. Leaving Sun to figure out how to take care of the responsibilities of the daycare while Moon is “sleeping” (don’t worry he comes back later but he has some trauma to process) On a less angsty note, Sun has absolutely no clue how to behave around people, much less kids, and has to base all his “normal” interactions around what he can research on youtube- all while not drawing suspicion from any of the other staff. He asks y/n how to act more naturally and they have no clue either since y/n’s an extreme shut-in who can’t keep a conversation going for more than 5 seconds as it is. There’s also a plot going on in the background of y/n trying to figure out how to get the virus to work on the other animatronics, since so far Sun was the only successful attempt. 

Even more fun if Sun has the ability to kinda travel through any electronic connected to wifi, and can remotely infect y/n’s computer at will if he wants to (giorejuigheughuir just imagine y/n’s tryna sleep and all of a sudden Sun makes a super loud pop-up play bc he doesn’t understand the concept of sleeping yet and wants to get their attention to ask them something- and it turns out to be something stupid like “time sensitive question: how to open bottle of glitter glue)  Also I just rlly like the idiot of a hurt/comfort side of things where Sun, even though he hasn’t figured out how the whole emotions thing works yet, ends up helping Moon heal from the trauma, especially since he’s available for venting to 24/7 lol. Like before this, Moon has worked in the daycare alone till now, so he ends up finding an unlikely friend in both Sun and y/n (well mainly bc Sun has zero filter and will blabber about everything he knows about y/n behind their back fireuigjregtuilg)

(and yes the roles could be swapped, as if you couldn’t tell I’m more of a Sun simp but I could absolutely see it working with an actual (non-afton) virus Moon. It’d certainly make more sense canonically… like over time he’d become less of a blank slate and more of a caregiver, so much so that management notices the shift in behavior of their Sun animatronic helping kids sleep during naptime (something he learned to do to get a stubbornly sleep-deprived y/n to sleep lol) so they modify Sun’s body to include Moon’s actual form.

[aftonfamilydrama]

me ranking ucn characters except i’m fueled by anger after failing 50/20 for the 4780th time asmr

freddy: a classic. fairly easy to avoid. 8/10, points taken off for my own forgetfulness. 

bonnie: annoying. screams. 5/10, added bonuses because i too scream if anyone looks at me. 

chica: girl nobody has time to listen for your pots and pans. 3/10.

foxy: a standard mechanic. easy to remember. 9/10, point taken off because he moves too fast

toy freddy: TERRIBLE, play your own game, not my fault you suck. 0/10. 

toy bonnie: easy. simple. plenty of forewarning. 10/10

toy chica: 10/10, see above 

mangle: simple enough. i keep forgetting to close the vent snare though. 8/10 

BB: annoying. 1/10

JJ: somehow even worse, fuck her, -10/10 

withered chica: moves slower than mangle, deserves a 9/10 

withered bonnie: 7/10. same mechanic as toy chica and toy bonnie, but faster. points removed for terrible face puns. 

puppet: memorable, easy mechanic. 9.5/10. can’t give you a 10/10 because i refuse to give a 10/10 to someone who’s killed me. 

golden freddy: simple enough, 9.5/10. see above, can’t give a 10/10 to somebody who’s killed me. 

springtrap: only shows up once per night or so. respectable. easy to avoid. 10/10 for the original bastard bunny boy. 

phantom mangle: LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS .5/10 

phantom bb: honestly has never caused a problem for me, 10/10 

phantom freddy: easy enough to cope with, 9/10.

nightmare freddy: u just gotta use your flashlight bro, also cool jumpscare, 9.7/10

nightmare bonnie: capitalism robot. 0/10

nightmare fredbear: simple. don’t even have to lower the camera. love that. 9.5/10 

nightmare: see above, 9/10. still haven’t forgiven him for fnaf 4 tho. 

jack-o-chica: honestly never seen her in game so 10/10 from me!

nighmare mangle: CAPITALISM ROBOT. 0/10

nightmare bb: stop hiding behind rockstar freddy challenge. 6/10

old man consequences: man he’s just vibing. 10/10 

circus baby: CAPITALISM ROBOT. 0/10 

ballora: she’s chill. 9/10, wish she gave more of a warning though. 

funtime foxy: I KEEP FORGETTING HIS SHOWTIMES IT FUCKING SUCKS 2/10

ennard: please show up on the cams man, i need to know where you are. 4/10 

trash and the gang: 1. please tell me what you do when i boot up the game and 2. WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD?? 7/10 

helpy: he’s vibing. you go you funky little bear. 10/10 

happy frog: WHY DOESN’T THE HEATER WORK ON YOU 3.5/10

mr hippo: sir please let me skip your death lines 6/10 

pigpatch: superb banjo skills. 8/10 

ned bear: STRANGER DANGER 8.5/10 

orville: i don’t like your voice lines. 6/10 

rockstar freddy: SIR PLEASE I DON’T HAVE FIVE COINS I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS TO FEED PLE- -.5/10

rockstar bonnie: please get out of my office. find your guitar yourself and stop staring at me. 2/10 

rockstar chica: why are you southern?? 7/10

rockstar foxy: yarr. ye win some, ye lose some. 10/10 you go you funky little pirate

music man: I’M SORRY THE GENERATOR MAKES NOISE PLEASE CALM DOWN- 1/10 

el chip: why are you advertising we are in hell. 9/10 

funtime chica: i’m so sorry for the internet. 10/10 not actually that distracting. 

molten freddy: hell yeah! you show on the map, AND have audio cues, perfect, 9.5/10 

scrap baby: ma’am you’re obscuring my view of helpy. 7/10 can you make your movement more obvious 

afton: new and improved murder bunny, except not actually improved. 6/10 it always comes when i’m not expecting it 

lefty: I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP BUT THE GENERATOR MAKES N O I S E- 4/10 cause you don’t gotta worry abt the music box while dealing with this mf

phone guy: yeah whatever you can just vibe. make your mute call button more visible tho. 

deedee: terrible. 0/10 

shadow deedee: SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE, -10000/10

RXQ: not that annoying. 9/10, unavoidable, otherwise he’d be 10/10 

nightmare chica: scared the shit out of me the first time i got deedee. 7/10 

plushtrap: only gotten this mf once and it was a terrible experience. 4/10. 

lolbit: MY FAVORITE BACKGROUND CHARACTER 10/10

bonnet: kept her function from SL. which is GOOD, makes her easier to cope with.