#but yea i have a ton of thoughts for this
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Jason uses sour candy to help get himself out of panic attacks and to ground his emotions. It just helps pull himself back into reality and focus on the task at hand, especially when patrol gets rough. Which is why he always carries around a shit ton of sour candy at all times. He also offers it to the other bats when he thinks they could use it. This earns him the nickname of ‘the candy man’.
Jason doesn’t make the connection and thinks it comes from the horror movie, and how his “good” fashion taste and his post-Lazurus stunt of stalking Bruce was kinda reminiscent of the Candyman. Until one day he learns it’s ’the candy man’ like Willy Wonka and the song in the movie not ‘candyman’ like the urban legend.
You can probably guess the reaction to this realization, anyways the situations that earned Red Hood ‘The Candy Man’ nickname
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Tim: *dizzy during patrol* Hood, Hey, Can we stop? I- I need to sit for a second.
Jason:*immediately noticing the hyperventilating and intense trembling* Oh yea you’re good, we can stop, here want a toxic waste?
Tim: How’d you know my blood sugar was low?
Jason: *who had thought he had totally nailed the empathetic older brother thing helping Tim through a panic attack and was seconds away from initiating a breathing exercising*...Just a hunch?
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Jason: *on patrol with Damian noticing he’s really distracted and unsteady, stopping to hand him some candy* Here, this’ll help
Damian: Todd, I am suffering blood loss from a reopened wound, why would you hand me a warhead!?
Jason: It..It’ll prevent shock, just eat it. I’ll call backup.
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Dick: *Goes MIA during patrol to hide in a secluded spot of an abandoned building cause he’s having a panic attack*
Jason: *finds him and contemplates just leaving but instead walks over to him and doesn’t say anything as he takes Dick’s hand and dumps a handful of semi-melted smog balls into it before attempting to walk away with a smug look on his face*
Dick: *Grimacing as he pops one in his mouth.* Ya know Hood, I really fucking hate sour stuff
*There’s an moment of silence before Dick’s face softens*
C’mon Jay let’s go home
#In that moment where Jason was pouring smog balls into Dick’s hand like a little kid with pocket change all Dick could see was Robin#Alternatively the situation was so absurd it snapped Dick out of whatever he was feeling#dc comics#batfam#dc#jason todd#red hood#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#damian wayne#tim drake#red robin#batman headcanon#headcanons#sillyposting
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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN ALL MY 9-1-1 THOUGHTS IN ONE POST
(i forgot to do this until the tommy started talking about how his ex ran off with someone half her age)
- okay but we knew maddie would want another kid
- i predicted it
- NO WAY TOMMY DO NOT SAY IT
- TOMMY IS NOT ABBYS EX
- NO
- FUCKING
- WAY
- OH MY LORD THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
- bless you
- bless you
- damn
- OH MY LORD THERE GOES HIS INTESTINES
- hihi spilled his guts
- ahw ur shirt is ruined☹️
- hen screentime crumbs😋
- i will eat up every single hen screentime crumb i can get
- (every screentime crumb where she is at peace/happy)
- that is crazy maddie
- HOW MANY MEN SHE TURNED GAY😭😭😭
- hihi josh fishing for tea
- i love josh the gossip magnet
- oh now buck is doubting tommy
- lets not
- oh buck baby
- so i think tommy had a gf just to have one, like because of his surroundings and shit, but its good he broke it off before marriage, he definitely should have before an engagement tho
- also i just KNOW people are gonna throw shit at tommy for this and im not excited
- the dreaded c word care
- "i CARE about good sole support"- hen (i think that was the line)
- JOSH I LOVE YOU
- oh josh babe you are so right
- YES JOSH
- SINGLE HANDEDLY ENDING TOMMY HATRED
- well people are still gonna hate but like, hes so right
- tommy had it so much harder and did things to protect himself he definitely isn't proud of and now it looks bad because a lot of people dont have to do tjose things to protect themselves anymore
- "do you want me to read you a story" oh maddie i love you
- not 9-1-1 but someone is setting off HELLA fireworks and its not even fully dark yet
- i HATE fireworks, yeah theyre pretty but theyre torture for ao many wild animals AND me
- back to 9-1-1
- did it almost kill maddie??
- oh wait yes, not the pregnancy and birth but after
- oops sorry maddie
- hard times for madney😔
- STOP CHIM NO MAKING ME CRY
- uh oh maddie is worrying
- RIPPED TANK TOP EDDIE
- YOURE SO GAY EDDIE
- OMG HOT PASTOR
- FUCK BUDDIE I NEED EDDIE x HOT PASTOR
- "no offence im straight" BOY!!?!????
- no you aint
- yes father but he could be your daddy
- IM SO SORRY I CANT SAY THAT
- oh god therapy time
- yea eddie you dont feel worthy of juice
- very handsome moustache
- OH MY GOD IS EDDIES MOUSTACHE GONNA BURN OFFF??
- PLEASE PUT IT ON FIRE JUST ENOUGH SO IT CANT BE SAVED
- "do" something that makes you feel joy, how about DO a man and make some realisations about yourself babes
- WORM
- would you still love me if i was a worm
- dont be a baby man he is a baby
- jack😔
- "a billion tons" STOP THATS ADORABLE
- eddie you are NOT going down a pipe again
- YES LITTLE MAN
- whats with this season and little hero boys
- they actually put a kid down the pipe omg
- please actually save this kid my lord this is stressful
- GET HIM
- YOU CAN DO IT MILES
- WORM
- WE ARE WORMS
- BE A WORM
- HELL YEAH
- chim is 100% telling maddie he wants another kid now
- hen you are adorable oh my lord
- tommy ur so adorable
- uh oh
- UH OH
- this has got to be the hurdle
- HES THE HIMBO
- that is SO crazy
- look at them being all open and having a cute little talk
- UNTIL NOW
- IS THIS AN I LOVE YOU MOMENT??????
- ahw tommy
- WOAH
- HELLO MOVE IN YES
- MORE GAY
- oh youre doing to much buck
- so sweet
- OH
- TOMMY STOP WHAT
- it is new
- tommy youre very right actually you are his first
- tommy is actually so right because buck is moving too fast
- buck isnt ready himself like he figured out he was bi like a week ago (not literally)
- WHAT NO YOU DIDNT
- god damn it the bucktommy haters got what they wanted
- fuck off so many buddie fans are gonna be so miserable and annoying
- OH HE CALLED HIM BUCK
- i hope we get to see more tommy
- like he comes back sometimes for a rescue or for advice for chimney or something
- WOAH CHIM NO TALKING ABOUT DEATH OVER HERE
- maddies eyebrows are so expressive i love it
- OMG WE KNEW THIS
- PERGANT
- BOMB
- ahw cuties
- OMG MIRROR SCENE
- they gave us literally like everything weve been talking about
- oh eddie what are you doing
- PLEASE MAKE CHRIS COME HOME AND WALK IN ON THIS
- wait no that would mean more trauma
- this man is CRAZY
- someone has a GOT to walk in on this no?
- oh maybe buck being all sad like "my hot boyfriend broke up with me☹️"
- i really hope IF they make buddie happen they dont do it yet, maybe next season because its too soon for both of them to be dating
- no walking in but there is someone there
- eddie put on some pants man
- it is sad buck
- ☹️
- i am not excited for all those insufferable buddie fans/ bucktommy haters to come and hate on tommy for every single line he said
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realizing I've never posted these here oopsies
a bg3 au where Saphira and Ace are the protags
Saphira - taken from her crèche when she was young by a doctor to "raise her in their tradition". Escaped the abusive containment years later and then got swooped up by the nautiloid. Prioritizes getting cured and her revenge on the doctor.
Ace - part of a criminal org in the undercity of Baldur's Gate, got sent to retrieve a "powerful relic" for them. Got swooped up by the nautiloid with the relic in hand. Prioritizes getting cured and befriending Saphira.
#hc that githyanki have flat chests my beloved#but yea i have a ton of thoughts for this#pokemon reborn#saphira belrose#ace featherstone#bg3#baldur's gate 3#au posting#saphirace bg3 au#bg3 oc#gon draws
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two left to draw and it’s done. the series will have taken over two months but it’ll be DONE. sleepy silver sweep <3
#hush catríona#i wanna make it an artbook i already have the snippets of design ideas. idk if anyone would even be interested in it but *I* think it cool#if u would be interested lmk somehow. i will nod sagely and mark it down as food for thought#bc ive modded/contributed to a TON of zines so im p comfortable w formatting and manufacturing it. it’d be a fun little silly whimsicality#but yea im mostly done w the trey piece and afterwards its just riddles left#i saved riddles for last bc it wouldve been SO nice if the club outfits dropped by now but alas. i either hafta make it up or go PE outfits#grumbling bc id prob go PE solely bc the idea of deciding a non-canon uniform for the club and having it end up inaccurate bugs me#c’est la vie#but YEA heart emoji. i vanished for two months and this is why. im a classic renaissance painter who fucks off for a year & comes back w art
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Hot to go by miss fucking chappell roan save me,,, hot to go,,, save me hot to go
#xochimilli speaks#rahhh fucking love hot to go !!!#also miku bc yea#i love having a great soundtrack for my silly mental issues#also woahs it was half a year ago but sorries again to the ton of people who thought i had died or somethinf bc i was offline for 4+ hrs#not a borderline alcholic anymore at least just a crybaby#crybaby is better than anything else i had going on then#i mean if we look at everything im 10000 times happier than back then so i say this is a fucking win#oki i shut up now :3 ♡
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Unrelated to absolutely everything one of my favorite things in the world is when a new garten of banban part comes out . not because i care so much about garten of banban. but because i will immediately open up the tag on here and scroll through and sit slack-jawed in awe of how people on here draw those guys. genuinely. like not joking awe like i am Impressed. i can tell you with certainty those guys Do Not Look Like That. but the designs people come up with are so good. and make me envision an alternate, better world that is just barely out of reach. creativity is wonderful, peace and love on planet earth, etc etc
#if you haven't looked through the tag i urge u. do so#like of course there's a ton of shitposts that's inevitable it's fucking garten of banban#but also. my Goodness... some designs in here .ideal character design for Real#it makes me sit back and just dream of what could have been for a game I Truly Do Not Care About sdgKJSHDG#yea. you can tell i'm losing it sorry it's 2am#garten of banban#<- that's a tag i never thought i'd put on any post but here we are#clamtalk
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buttered noodles 💫💛🍜
#just me hi#it's just a Lot of butter cuz i don't like having pasta sauce w/ parmesan (something wrong w/ that idk hfbshv) so :3#i was thinking of putting garlic in it but idk if that would be good... do i wanna take the risk.. i mean you can't really go wrong with#garlic... Hmmmm....#//oh yea i am definitely gonna switch up my main blog theme ehe :3#and maybe my rb blog's theme too cuz i liked it when the colours were matching lol#maaaybe to blue.. i don't remember if i've ever had a blue theme so this might be the first blue theme ehe :3#i just like to have an Image for the banner so i need to figure out what i'd like that to be.. hmnmnmnmnm!#//alright you know what i'm gonna put garlic in this one second lolll#okay i put black pepper and garlic in it's not too bad :)#prolly shoulda put more salt in too cuz i'm craving it. salt <3#/having spaghetti cuz the meal is actually supposed to be eggs and i cannot have that lol#some people are upset about this! like my dad. and my brother who is making the food lmfsh#i didn't know food was being made i am innocent in this !! probably anyway#like nobody is more displeased by this than me dude. i wish people could actually like. describe what some foods taste like so that i could#actually see why they like them#but you ask and they say 'what are you talking about? it's just egg' but 'Just Egg' SUCKS dude what is Your Egg like. pretty please kfshvjg#and grapefruit? grapefuit sucks but my mom likes it and i can't understand Why#and i wanna ask what it's actually like and why she likes it but she only says 'idk it's good with salt' what does that MEAN#how does the taste change?? how would you describe it before that ? clearly it was good enough before the salt or you wouldn't have tried i#with that!! i just wanna know !!!!!#dark chocolate ?? Please ??? do you like the taste of restrained anger and resentment cuz that's what it tastes like lmao ???#Coffee ??????? i can't understand coffee without a bajillion tons of sugar (+ other things) masking the taste how do you. Deal#not even deal- Enjoy !! how are you enjoying it !!! Why !!!! and why does everyone think i'm trying to convince them it's bad when i ask#LMAO--#like i'm not trying to say it's bad i'm trying to figure out how it's good please. Please Man lmfvshjfvhgfks#okay so clearly i have thoughts on all that LMfvshgjhfs#bitter stuff sucks and i barely like sour stuff Sometimes. food is all around good though so lol 👍#//alr i'm gonna. [starts scooching away]#i am almost out of tags (rip unlimited tags i miss you so bad hfsvh <3) edit: i ran out LMFVHS ; TOODLES !!
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on the one hand, p&sw/gb has a very unique art style thats very unabashedly & lovingly nerdy/geeky, especially with how it interprets western animation of the 2000s & tokusatsu
on the other hand, yea, we can leave that behind in 2010. it didnt need to be brought back now
#rubys clown thoughts#yea i heard that p&s was getting a revival last year and ig i was a lil shocked????#yeayea a ton of gainax properties have been getting reboots & continuations (the new eva films & flcl seasons)#but out of any of those idk who was asking for a second season of p&s. unless you actually liked that show#<-(yea sorry she can only appreciate the style of it. the substance has kinda aged very poorly)
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i love going back and seeing how my lucia design changes. or like. how i draw her.
#recently it’s the flower crown— or i guess remnants of it that are still on her head.#i still really like the ophelia-angle of the flowers just falling and maybe she tosses them as well.#her mad scene should be desperate and erratic. she has waves of sudden calmness but then switches to anger. sadness. confusion#namely like… chi mi nomasti (when enrico enters and sees the wreck his sister has become) -> a more level spargi d’amaro pianto#i have many thoughts as to how i characterize her in my head. she’s like a little beast sitting in my brain rotating around#i need her on my backpack as a keychain. i need her as a foam stress ball toy.#oh yea i also used to take a TON from the alden 2019 prod. and obviously there’s still remnants of that i think in my current one#but i find myself sort of branching out and taking and picking from different prods#guys send me diff lucias i love observing them
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started trying to shovel out of the driveway but it's so packed in there i end up having to shovel the same spot like 3 times just to get it clear. managed to get the front of the driveway and front door clear before my back started really fighting it. ugh. well that's like a quarter of the drive done and we hit subzero tonight :(
#feels great knowing i have fam that has a snowblower that was just at my gramma's which is like 5mins from our house#and they know i have back problems. and nobody even thought to ask#my gramma who was in the hospital even gave me a hard time telling me not to shovel because it's heavy snow#also there's something really special about struggling to shovel the driveway and then watching the plow just cruise through#and just shove huge chunks of ice in front of the driveway like yea thanks man i'm already in a ton of pain over here
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA i didnt realize this frlg rom reset gym leader lvls to gen 1′s which means they are absolutely stacked compared to the rest of the game and i am not flying thru this so quick anymore
#i think ive logged 24 hrs now n i JUST beat koga#at least half of that time is after lavender so like leading up to and then fuchsia city#i was underleveled for surge but still overleveled for everything else#managed to beat him so i thought i was fine#beat erika by PURE CHANCE so underleveled my golbat i had been grinding happiness was the last one standing#thank god bc i didnt save and fainting drops friendship a ton and i needed a crobat#beating erika was the last luck i had in the game everything has been downhill since#i reset and challenged koga soooooooo many times#impossible to beat his muk that sets up evasiveness w minimize and high def w acid armor#CANNOT hit the thing n when you do it does nothing#finally managed by getting two shots w marowaks ground type move and making koga use both potions to restore#and then fucking went thru 3 pkmn who each know one move that is never miss and spammed them#was NOT going to deal w high evasiveness this time around#it took so many to chip away bc 2 of those pkmn have terrible stats for the move type#plus this rom has split special/physical stats but moves that raise or lower atk/def arent split#so acid armor raised def and special def and decimated me#plus uhhh the only good tms are at the game corner so ive been saving money since lavender to buy coins meaning i have none for antidote#orrrrr potions or healing items at all meaning i kinda did koga on hard mode#(this was after my first attempt where i used max revive + full restore bc i had them at the time. did NOT work)#anyway uhhh rom hard i wanted to be at cinnabar today but i think saffron comes before n yea theres no way i can get thru all of that rn
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im afraid of beating elden ring 😭 i beat ranni's questline last night and i KNOW there r so many more... EVERYTHING to explore. i need to lookup how the main quest goes bc i still haven't gone to that volcano manor place and it sounds like the next place the game's guiding me to is the land of giants up in the sky or something?
idk if i want to lean into beating the game, start fresh w all my weapons, spells and stronger opponents or if i want to keep trying to fully explore on ny first playthrough.
this games big af!! 😭 i actually rly like that aspect of it bc when u start it feels overwhelmingly big but u can fr just pick a direction and start an adventure so im sure there's hella replay value(?). or at the very least once I've actually beaten the game and gotten ranni's ending I'll take it slower next time since i know the overarching goals of the game.
#god... and then there's the actual lore#if i thought ds3 had a lot going on im sure ER has a TON of stuff to learn about#that would have to be like a dedicated day or two of just chilling and watching lore videos knowing how long they can be 😦#it sounds kinda worth it n fun though esp if I've gotten to travel to all the lands. Fromsoft goes deep!! i love their world-building#esp as someone whos a lil too dumb to play the game without looking up where to go on a wiki i appreciate someone laying it all out for me#oooone thing I've been doing w ER tho is making a lot more of an effort to read the description for items and exhaust dialogue if i can :3c#anyways yea just ranting. i was playing thru the Capital on lunch and feel like there's SO much happening rn! it's exciting
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anton as your affectionate bf: headcanons
this is so long help + it’s organized in sections 😁😁
💭 anton x fem!reader
💭 texts in pink: oc, texts in blue: anton
💭 fluff fluff fluff (and crack)
physical touch
- anton might be the humanized version of ‘physical touch.’
- hand always on ur back or around ur hips
- top of the head kisses
- fixing ur necklace or hair while you’re talking
- as long as you’re in the same room, anton can’t last a minute without physical contact.
- anton’s hand will always be on ur hip or around ur waist.
- he’s backhugging u like 30% of the day
- morning kisses. barely awake kisses.
- tracing anton’s nose while he’s sleeping (he’s actually awake so he’s giggling w his eyes closed)
- “TON I LOVE U BUT IT’S SO HOT. STOP HUGGING ME” “are we breaking up”
- waking up w his leg on you, his face nuzzled on ur neck, and his hand placed light on ur head — it’s a heavy morning.
- “can i bite you?” */stares at anton for 5mins* “is that a yes”
- imagine being against pda while dating a guy who'd tear up if you sit on the other side of the table at dinner? yea, anton.
- fav kissing spot: anton’s nose
- his fav kissing spot: */his nose bled while trying to answer the question
- you guys would last for 5hrs on the couch in silence as long as anton’s wrapped around you
down bad anton
- when he’s talking about his day but you’re rlly focused on what he’s saying so he got flustered all of a sudden “stop staring at me, you’re making me nervous” — “YOU’RE telling a story, where else am i supposed to look at?”
- suddenly smiling from ear to ear during breakfast because “1 year ago, i just thought you’re really nice to me and now i’m eating breakfast with you in our shared apartment” */insert anton giggles (and grumpy you ‘coz u js woke up & he’s talking non sense)
- smiling from ear to ear whenever he hears ur name in his group of friends. (would result to 1hr of anton yapping about how cute you were yesterday and the day before that, and two weeks ago)
- anton buying matching EVERYTHING. and giving them to you with a shy smile.
- matching rings, matching trinkets, matching bracelets, matching phone cases— told u, everything.
- “why are you hugging me all of a sudden?” “you’re the cutest i adore you so much” (you’re just eating bread)
- “hi, can we date with the intention of marrying you & having pets as many as you want”, “anton, we’ve been together for almost two years”, “oh, i thought i was being delusional”
- even on casual days, anton would send his newly made playlists for you.
- "i'm gonna take a nap" "okay, me too" "are you sleepy?" "no" "then why..?" "i wanna take a nap with you"
- anton taking care of you when you're sick. and you always feel bad. "baby, sleep somewhere elsee. you'll catch my fever" "i can't sleep without you next to me"
- "have i told you that i love you?" - anton says while eating dinner.
- anton having five story highlights with just you
- anton using a photo of the two of you as his profile photo in every social media platform.
- has two pouches of things that you MIGHT need in his everyday bag (thats why his bags r always gigantic)
- anton's really expressive. he's expressive but would get shy right after saying that he loves you.
cute stuff
- "they're cute, they're just like us" - anton w every single couple in a romance movie
- anton learning how to cook your favorite foods & baking ur fav pastries at home
- would always be on a facetime w u even in social events (he can’t function w/o seeing u)
- anton massaging u after a long week !!!
- handwritten notes :(
- anton writing post-its and sticking it on ur forehead while you’re sleeping whenever he has to leave early in the morning
- anton writing DETAILED handwritten letters for you every monthsary to tell u his favorite moments w u that month, to tell u that he’s proud of u for every single thing that u’ve done that month. he’s such a words of affirmation guy.
- anton not ordering a lot because he knows that u get full easily so he’ll get to eat ur leftovers anyway
- but anton would always make sure that you’ll eat A LOT. that’s why he’ll research a lot about the restaurant menus that you’ll eat in.
- anton brushing your hair every night
- anton letting you style his hair (once went to work w pigtails)
- reading together (and anton falling asleep on ur shoulder right after one chapter)
- SUNDAY RESET IS ANTON’S FAVORITE DAY !!! the everything shower, doing each other’s nails, cooking together, eating a homemade fancy dinner with candles, talking about your week, and ending the day with wearing couple face masks while watching a 2000s romcom movie.
- anton going with you to ur nail appointment and him sitting next to you for 2 hours.
- anton’s closet is basicslly your closet, and your closet is basically anton’s.
- you wearing anton’s clothes & anton wearing your watches and accessories in a daily basis
- gazing at each other in the midst of the crowd, exchanging warmest smiles
- anton running to you to carry you in a hug
- you mentioning that you like this specific cake ONCE in a casual conversation and anton buying it for you every night.
- “did you hear something?” “BABY STOP SCARING ME”
- when you wanna wear something revealing but you asked anton first so now he doesn’t know if he’ll be mesmerized with you or he’ll be offended that you think he won’t let you wear that
- anton waiting for you to come home til midnight because he wants to have dinner with you (it’s 12am)
- anton carrying your handbag / shoulder bag as if it’s his bag.
soft spots
- arguments w antons barely happen but when it does, it often ends almost immediately.
- anton’s always the one to apologize first. even though you’re at fault, anton makes sure to talk to you without making you feel invalidated.
- anton’s definitely a date to marry guy. which is why during deep talks, he’s always talking about the future with you.
- anton finding you crying. he won’t ask why, he’ll just hug you warmly til you feel better. once you’re feeling better, he’ll buy u guys pints of ice cream and watch your comfort movie in silence and in each other’s arms.
- imagine anton’s soft voice welcoming you home after a tiring day. "how was your day, my love?" anton asks, carrying your bag, gently pulling you to the couch so he can massage your shoulders while you spend 2 hours talking about your day.
- mornings with anton are always so warm. you're cooking your breakfast while anton's just hugging you from the back. his face buried at the side of your neck, while talking casually about your plans for that day.
#riize#riize anton#anton lee#anton x reader#kpop#riize imagines#riize x reader#riize anton headcanons#riize anton x reader#riize scenarios#riize headcanons#riize fluff#riize au#anton au#anton headcanons#anton scenarios#anton as your boyfriend#riize as your boyfriend#bf!anton#i love anton
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"Much Needed Release"
TW: tom being pussymuncher69, pussy eating, clit stimulation, minor profanity, some angst in the beginning, head (fem rec obviously), praise, some overstimulation, somnophilia
Request: older Tom X younger petite reader. reader had a bad day and Tom was tired of hearing abt how bad she was being treated. when r (reader) went upstairs for a nap, Tom woke her up with his face in between her thighs. He makes r cum A TON! Yea. Thx baeee!
IM ACK 😚😚`😚😚😦😦😦 NON T DEAD
Rating: under 15 dni!! explicit situations lie ahead!!
"I hate weekdays"
You complained to tom the minute you walked through the door, tired and spent from the hellish day you had just went through. It just wouldn't stop! The terrible treatment from certain co-workers, and even your boss was unbearable, to say the least.
Each day, you always came home, your mood miserable, and tom wanted to fix it. He was honestly getting a little bit annoyed at how every day at your officeplace was going. Why were your co-workers so rude towards you? Hell, why was even your boss so rude? He was sure you hadn't done anything to warrant the treatment. You were sweeter than anyone he had ever met, and it took a lot to get you angry or upset.
He wanted to help you out and give you a break from the tough week, but how so? You would surely fall asleep during a movie or an activity where you both just sat on the couch together, so how could he possibly help? He didn't notice you were no longer in the living room until he snapped out of his thoughts, and he knew you were taking a nap. He could try to..no.
That would be wrong, and quite frankly, disgusting, unless...
Tom made his way to the bedroom, seeing you napping on his pillow, your body covered by the duvet. Quietly closing the door behind him, he padded over to the mattress where you slept, picking the covers off. His eyes widened just a bit at seeing your underwear the only thing that you were wearing, and his cock twitched in his pants, slowing coming to life. His lips parted a bit, his tongue swiping over his bottom one as he gazed over your sleeping frame, drinking you in fully.
The more he looked, the more turned on he became, his member now straining almost painfully against the restraint of his pants. He pulled the covers over himself, stripping you of your remaining clothes, throwing them to the side; your precious cunt now exposed.
He groaned a little at the sight, placing a gentle lick on your clit before delving into your pussy. His hands held your hips down as you squirmed every now and then in your sleep, letting out little whines as well. He closed his eyes, lapping up and down your core, ravishing your taste on his tongue.
"so fucking sweet" he murmured, his tongue flicking up and down your little bud occasionally, working wonders on you. More moans and other small noises escaped you, slowly coming to from your sleep. Tom didn't see your eyes opening up as he continued to bury his face into your pussy, now sucking tastefully on your clit. You let out a loud moan, your vision no longer blurry. Your legs wrapped around tom's head, squeezing just a bit. You didn't have any time to adjust, your body overcome with pleasure.
Breathing in slowly, you met eyes with tom, who looked up at you with a grin, his beard glistening with your juices. "w-what are you doing?" You questioned, pulling yourself upright with your elbows. "Well" he started, giving another small lick to your core, before going back to speaking. "You had a rough day, so I wanted to make it better. Just sit and relax and let me please you, okay baby? I'll make it worth your while"
You laid back down with a sigh, enjoying the feeling of tom's tongue lapping insistently at your pussy. The tongue was a very wet and strong organ, and having tom's on your core? Fucking heaven. Your legs squeezed his head again, not too rough to cut off air supply, just enough to let him know how good you were feeling. "You like that baby? My tongue on this pretty little pussy?" He smirked. You nodded, giving another small whimper. Your hips bucked up against his mouth, already giving way to your orgasm. "To-tom"
Many, many, many, delicious orgasms later, and now you and tom were snuggled up together in bed, his hand stroking your hair softly. After being so spent from simply his tongue, he was calming you down and letting you go back to sleep, no more tricks up his sleeve for the rest of the night. He was going to let you get some much needed rest, and he'd try to convince you to stay home tomorrow so you could regroup and hopefully ease up from all of the tension your work was putting on you. But that was for tomorrow, right now, it was just about you and him, snuggled up together, happy and content.
also sorry jordan if this isn't what you wanted pookie lmk if you want some diff and i'll try to fix it 😋😋😋
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you wants skz thoughts and man do I have some.
first of all Chan is the biggest fucking much istg. He'd get so pussy drunk and would be dedicated to eating you out. He couldn't start his day without it. Somnophilia ofc with consent so he could wake you up by eating you out and making you cum on his tongue over and over again. it's gotta be his favorite thing ever, eating you out, clawing at your thighs while he held them open from crushing his head when you came. Your juices all over his face and he'd truly act like he was drunk after.
Han is the horniest man alive istg. He'd also be a major munch and a ton of people see him as submissive but no no no. He'd be all cute and sweet but it's an illusion bc he'd be so aggressive as he ruined you, bred you, etc. His stamina is in another league bc he'd have you crying after cumming on his face multiple times and his dick. Overstimulation to the max and he'd tease you sweetly, bully you in the sweetest voice. Choking kink for sure, his hands are so pretty and decorated with rings as he chokes you. he's messy and he loves sex to be as messy as possible. Spit, tears, make you squirt, etc.
omg yes these are both such good ideas!!! im getting too the han part next so look out for that!!! thank you for your request. I HOPE U ENJOY!!
so good. hans part | here
꩜ bang chan
✮⋆˙ paring- pussydrunk!chan x fem reader
✮⋆˙ warnings- needy chan, consented somnophilia, cum eating, dirty talk, sweet bf chan, needy!reader, kinda meandom!chan (just a tad he’s mostly sweet), lmk what else omg
✮⋆˙ a/n- please feel free to send requests/ smutty & fluffy thoughts im writing all my requests. btw just hit 400 followers!!! (THANK YOU SO MUCH I WILL CRY .) i love u all many fics coming soon!!!
your touch deprived boyfriend buried between your thighs as soon as he wakes up. he loves the whines you start to make as you wake up.
he tongue licks harder against you as he watches you fall apart on his tongue pulling away slightly.
he replaces his tongue with his fingers to whisper dirty things to you. “thinking about you all night. fuck you take it so well don’t you. you love this don’t you?” he smirks speeding up his fingers groaning again.
“fuck i need to taste you some more.” his mouth is immediately sucking against your clit. you are moaning his name as he watches your face.
his dick twitching in his sweatpants. his tongue starting to fuck into you at a fast pace.
“chan- fuck i’m gonna cum.” your legs trying so shut on his face from the feeling being too much. “no baby keep them fucking open.” he smirks at you as he receives a shaky moan from you.
he groans into your pussy as response. not breaking eye contact with you as he fucks you on his tongue until you cum for him. after licking up your messy pussy immediately kissing your lips.
“taste so good huh baby? fuck you did so good.” you nod kissing him again. “please fuck me chan i can take it.” he shakes his head.
“no baby not just yet. you can cum on my tongue a few more times right baby.” you begin to nod at his questioning words. “yea? good girl. spread your pretty legs. just like that. gonna taste so fucking good. can do this for hours.”
his final words leaving his mouth before he is diving back in to devouring your pussy.
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1810s dashboard but it's niche drama
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imagine cancelling someone for saying war is bad
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#didn't expect better from w*rdsworth but some people i rly thought i could count on…… #anyway we will live to see this empire fall. can't stop history lol (via @heartofanna)
speaking as someone who was press ganged at the age of 17 to serve in his majesty's royal navy i couldn't be more grateful for your poem. young men like me are cannon fodder and you spoke for so many of us. fuck napoleon but fuck parliament even more.
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stable forgiving virtuous flourishing in my lane definitely not buying poison moisturized unbothered never been better
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me when i lie
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Settling this once and for all. What does the public actually think about the Parthenon marbles debate:
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lol i know it’s you lord elgin
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like we joke and all but fully aside from the fact that removing the sculptures from greek soil was vulturine and opportunistic etc, it’s really just the tip of a frankly gigantic mountain of imperialist bullshit. let’s not pretend we haven’t been brutally killing hundreds who resisted oppression in india, LITERALLY BOMBED A NEUTRAL EUROPEAN CAPITAL, and embarrassed ourselves in the charge against napoleon for years now. pathetic ass empire & evil as hell to boot. @mynoseisfine the greeks who carved your marbles millennia ago would kick your tory ass so hard
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how do i still keep seeing thomas chatterton's final post being reblogged, wtf is wrong with you freaks??? he was seventeen it was tragic and horrible and happened ages ago. he was a kid just let him rest
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callout post for @castleyeah @lordsidmouth @officialcoe @parliamentofficial: they oppress, murder and famish the british working people & also suck majorly
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sour cuz you’re unfit to have custody of your own kids huh
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proud to be the dad of a newborn who could already rend your pudding spine asunder with a mere glance
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finished this today 😊
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why is it always “you’re risking your life and legacy & will get yourself killed before the age of five and twenty” and never how was swimming the hellespont the hellespont looked fun was it fun
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ohhh my god you swam the hellespont five years ago?? wooow should we tell everyone?? should we throw a party?? should we invite famous hero of greek myth leander who swam the hellespont
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@loved-joanna look we never had any beef & don’t have to start this now. it’s cool that you’re sticking up for my ex, you guys were friends first, but just know that i’ve always trusted your opinion on my work & genuinely respect and admire you & would still be up for a collab whenever.
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yea sure why don’t your lips collab with my ass
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on it boss
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#literally call me. down if you are
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sorry is it me or is the assassin who stabbed german bootleg wordsworth kinda…… 🥵
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JOHN KEATS????????
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#i'm p sure this is the author of lamia thirstposting on main??? help
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romanticism this romanticism that why don’t you romanticise universal suffrage and rights for labouring people
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anyone else in jail for seditious libel
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lmao i'm one of the “anyone else”s and i know you’re enjoying family visits and apparently some kind of cushy armchair situation, plus tons of books. try being in here as a spencean dude they won’t even let me learn how to write. worst of all some evangelical came by yesterday just to proselytize & put me “on the right path” fml
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y'all i don't feel so good :/
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#if you use dark mode...........rip i guess#this was the most fun i've had writing anything in so long. also. if you see the timeline not check out no you don't#(wedderburn was only imprisoned in the 1820s i think & the lamia volume was also published in 1820)#(also up to you whether he's responding to henry or leigh hunt. it's the 1810s everyone's in jail esp if they're a hunt)#romanticism#and just to be sure.#long post
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