#but who knows.

[hopefulqueer]

having unidentified shit-body-syndrome will have u saying things like. "why do i feel bad and on-edge and anxious and slightly nauseous? ...hold on, wtf is my heart rate rn?"

and it's 110 and ur literally just chilling in a comfy armchair scrolling tumblr.

[morphogenetic]

just realized there are very few character designs in dgs with Purple in their designs and everyone who does only has a little bit (or is canonically rich) because purple was a hard dye color to find in the late 1890s. going insane. nuri was this intentional answer m

[mouwuma]

mako ref mako ref mako ref mako ref ma- been meaning to make one but i kept forgetting but now its done so yay

[crush-like-that]

something terrible needs to happen so me so i get a sick ass scar on my face so i can be like "oh yea! 🤗🤗 i've visibly been through unimaginable horrors! 🩷✨��" i just think it would be good for the plot

[kitnita]

can anyone actually tell the big blond swedish freddys apart. are we all just grateful they come labeled.

[argisthebulwark]

I guess you need to write a threesome scene between brynjolf soap and your self

(Happy I spelled brynjolf right the first time)

this was the first thing i saw when i woke up this morning and the mental image it conjured rewired something in my brain i think. feeling like you made me a new, slightly hornier person

[newspecies]

HE LOOKS BALD

[rememberthelaughtermp3]

okay im gonna go get ice for my knee and actually get some sleep now. goodnight everyone

[blkwag]

Message him in front of that Spanish guy 🙂 I like chaos

UR SO MESSY SDHJKDFSRCGH

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH ��

[rhythmgameurl]

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like