#but where's the fun in that

[respheal]

Behold the bastard

Oops he's not max speed only max stamina and max crimes

Here's Rowdy in action in BotW

Things my main horse, Rowdy, has done between BotW and TotK: - ran off Carok Bridge after I whistled for him and died, forcing me to beg Malanya for a revival for the first and only time - kicked a stalkoblin in the head - kicked me in the head while I was holding a stalkoblin head (fair) - got stuck on a mountain. which mountain? yes - took a nap next to a gleeok. The gleeok then adopted Rowdy as its child and refused to let me approach - ran off the Bridge of Hylia after I clambered on in a mad dash to escape said gleeok - SURVIVED FALLING OFF THE BRIDGE OF HYLIA - revealed himself to be a godsdamned kelpie by diving under water and disappearing after I dove off the bridge after him - still somehow alive??? - what even is this horse. why do I keep taking him places

[podcastwizard]

doctor the edible is kicking in the patient needs a two and a half hour long video essay about something interesting that gives her a new perspective on the world but not in a scary or overwhelming way STAT

[pointyfruit]

Y'all got Shamuras, yes? Let me see them. Sharing is caring. I'm starving, y'all.

At least a headcanon or two. That would be magnificent.

[mozzaremi]

The dye job is looking diabolical so far

[scootersscooter]

no one bother me I'm too busy thinking about how Jackson always longed to see the night sky before the trigger change and how some of his first experiences seeing it were probably when he was disoriented and alone in some lonely dingy alleyway in the middle of nowhere

[longmaxsilvarg]

just think that it's maybe like really kinda a tiny bit cruel that chloe and joyce don't get to be together no matter what ending

[edwardallenpoe]

so, I've read quite a bit of bagginshield fanfiction, because of course I have, and I've noticed that Bilbo is not as sassy in fic??

Like, is it just me or was Bilbo like, sarcastic and had an attitude in the moveis?? The best example I can I remember off the top of my head of this is when Bilbo tells Gandalf he saw Thorin and co. On Ravenhill and said he had to get to them, and Gandalf said he couldn't make it, and he said "uh, yeah I can." I loved it, honestly, but in fic writers tend to make him softer and shyer? This isn't a problem but I would love to see more sassy Bilbo!

[lazy-toad]

I love cowboyification, imagine you have a bit of a Thing for cowboys (I mean, who doesn't amirite?) and then it becomes a cosmic fact of the universe or whatever because your husband's main coping mechanism when you died was committing to the bit

[awhisperofbluevn]

What if mc finally confesses her love to him, would he understand her if she says "I love you" to him or does she have to demonstrate it by giving him a kiss? If so what would he do?

Wouldn't you want to find out in game ?

[ramshacklerumble]

man i love this comic making train im on, the only thing i hate about it is having to make comics :)

[ceemi]

guess which one i took my time on and which one i didn't care about

[twobellsilence]

lok Raziel nsfw is so funny to me. Like, my man literally has Nothing down there because, you know, a bajillion years in a vampire acid bath, and that's why he goes around butt naked, and yet some of y'all give him the biggest package in all of Nosgoth.

And like, I'm not saying it's bad, I just think it's Absolutely Hilarious to think about the implications in those universes. The events of the games are the exact same Except Raziel has his dick out throughout because he still uses his mantle to cover the lower part of his face instead of protecting his modesty, precisely like y'all do in your art. He monologues in his trademark Shakespearean fashion with his weiner out and jiggling along with his idle animation. He dick slaps enemies when he spin kicks them. IT'S SO FUNNY

[gintrinsic-writing]

CW: restraint, blood, implied vague MCD.

—

There were thirty-four seconds left. Thirty-three. Thirty-two. 

“So,” Dark Link drawled with a smirk, “who’s it going to be, hero?”

Time licked his lips nervously. He shook where he sat. “I…”

“Tick-tock, tick-tock. Come on,” Dark Link goaded, “I don’t have to tell you time’s running out! Choose, or they all die.”

Time’s wrists and ankles were weeping beneath their restraints. Still, he thrashed once more, oblivious to blood pooling beneath him, groaning with despair when his efforts yielded not an inch of freedom. Dark Link merely laughed. 

Twenty-one seconds. Eight heroes suspended over hungry black flames. 

He looked at each of him—at Wind, the youngest, who was so full of life and yet needed in the War of the Ages; at Legend, the veteran, who somehow always found the good worth fighting for; at Sky, the first of them, whose love and devotion created a legacy; at Twilight, Time’s descendant, whose loyalty and protectiveness could surpass even that of a curse; at Hyrule, the mortal child of a fairy, whose resilience was curing the timeline thought to have been abandoned; at Wild, the survivor, whose previous death had only filled him with a greater love for life; at Four, the second hero, whose spirit was too great to be broken; at Wars, the captain, who played the role of brother just as easily as he did hero. 

Time looked at each of them, and he prayed, and he begged, and still the timer drew closer to zero. 

“Well?” Dark Link asked, magic coiling above his fingertips. “Five seconds to go. Who gets to live?”

Time didn’t allow himself to look away. He’d carry this horror forever. He opened his mouth and named—

[slaughtergutz]

broke: lake monster is actually a sturgeon woke: sturgeon is actually a mermaid

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Me: I like a HEAVY song! Also, you have to make it at LEAST four minutes long!

*Dirt Poor Robins - But Never a Key*

Me: wait no not like that

*Cavetown - I Promise I'm Trying*

Me: I didn't mean it like that stop it

*cosMo - The End of Hatsune Miku*

Me: *crying* please stop it

*Kikuo - Don't look at me in that way*

Me: *discorporates with an explosion of blood and tears*

*Will Wood - Euthanasia*

Me: *from the void* FUCK OFF