#but where's the fun in that

[podcastwizard]

doctor the edible is kicking in the patient needs a two and a half hour long video essay about something interesting that gives her a new perspective on the world but not in a scary or overwhelming way STAT

[ex-textura]

*twirls hair* they're just so. yknow?

[scootersscooter]

no one bother me I'm too busy thinking about how Jackson always longed to see the night sky before the trigger change and how some of his first experiences seeing it were probably when he was disoriented and alone in some lonely dingy alleyway in the middle of nowhere

[longmaxsilvarg]

just think that it's maybe like really kinda a tiny bit cruel that chloe and joyce don't get to be together no matter what ending

[edwardallenpoe]

so, I've read quite a bit of bagginshield fanfiction, because of course I have, and I've noticed that Bilbo is not as sassy in fic??

Like, is it just me or was Bilbo like, sarcastic and had an attitude in the moveis?? The best example I can I remember off the top of my head of this is when Bilbo tells Gandalf he saw Thorin and co. On Ravenhill and said he had to get to them, and Gandalf said he couldn't make it, and he said "uh, yeah I can." I loved it, honestly, but in fic writers tend to make him softer and shyer? This isn't a problem but I would love to see more sassy Bilbo!

[lazy-toad]

I love cowboyification, imagine you have a bit of a Thing for cowboys (I mean, who doesn't amirite?) and then it becomes a cosmic fact of the universe or whatever because your husband's main coping mechanism when you died was committing to the bit

[ceemi]

guess which one i took my time on and which one i didn't care about

[gintrinsic-writing]

CW: restraint, blood, implied vague MCD.

—

There were thirty-four seconds left. Thirty-three. Thirty-two. 

“So,” Dark Link drawled with a smirk, “who’s it going to be, hero?”

Time licked his lips nervously. He shook where he sat. “I…”

“Tick-tock, tick-tock. Come on,” Dark Link goaded, “I don’t have to tell you time’s running out! Choose, or they all die.”

Time’s wrists and ankles were weeping beneath their restraints. Still, he thrashed once more, oblivious to blood pooling beneath him, groaning with despair when his efforts yielded not an inch of freedom. Dark Link merely laughed. 

Twenty-one seconds. Eight heroes suspended over hungry black flames. 

He looked at each of him—at Wind, the youngest, who was so full of life and yet needed in the War of the Ages; at Legend, the veteran, who somehow always found the good worth fighting for; at Sky, the first of them, whose love and devotion created a legacy; at Twilight, Time’s descendant, whose loyalty and protectiveness could surpass even that of a curse; at Hyrule, the mortal child of a fairy, whose resilience was curing the timeline thought to have been abandoned; at Wild, the survivor, whose previous death had only filled him with a greater love for life; at Four, the second hero, whose spirit was too great to be broken; at Wars, the captain, who played the role of brother just as easily as he did hero. 

Time looked at each of them, and he prayed, and he begged, and still the timer drew closer to zero. 

“Well?” Dark Link asked, magic coiling above his fingertips. “Five seconds to go. Who gets to live?”

Time didn’t allow himself to look away. He’d carry this horror forever. He opened his mouth and named—

[slaughtergutz]

broke: lake monster is actually a sturgeon woke: sturgeon is actually a mermaid

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Me: I like a HEAVY song! Also, you have to make it at LEAST four minutes long!

*Dirt Poor Robins - But Never a Key*

Me: wait no not like that

*Cavetown - I Promise I'm Trying*

Me: I didn't mean it like that stop it

*cosMo - The End of Hatsune Miku*

Me: *crying* please stop it

*Kikuo - Don't look at me in that way*

Me: *discorporates with an explosion of blood and tears*

*Will Wood - Euthanasia*

Me: *from the void* FUCK OFF

[allastoredeer]

I feel like they were just really frustrated with the broad difference between the popularity of flapper!Luci and flapper!Al. At least, that's how it read to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yep, this.

no shade on artist specifically, it's just frustrating. and same shit with amount of art and fics (and likes they recieve) with top/bottom dynamic. there's barely any food that not top alastor/bottom lucifer and suave gentlemen alastor/girlish cute lucifer. this ship fandom seems to be in their 'mlm but make it tall scary man/short babyfaced girl' era and if it's not it then it's not gonna get any recognition. even art with flapper!alastor was made by voxal shipper, radioapple shippers didn't even think about it

Yeah, that's what I thought you meant, I didn't think you were going after any specific artist. It is frustrating, and demoralizing some times when the thing you like gets so little attention and recognition, especially in favor of something else that you really, really hate.

Voxal shippers really coming in clutch tho. I honestly have so much fun going through the Radiostatic tags, it's so nice and fun and very angsty over there XD The art and fics are👌 I enjoy it immensely.

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

Is anyone else still too stupid to know how blinds work and so you just do the guess-and-check method to see what will make the blinds go down or is it just me

[lilalbatross]

PERRY MASON 2x02 | Chapter Ten

[drawskie]

'Apologies for the interruption. I am Section Leader Servalan, and I assure you that what is about to occur brings me no pleasure.'

Pre-canon Servalan for Whumptober 2023 No. 4: "I can see the danger, it's written there in your eyes." | Cattle Prod | Shock | "You in there?"

Originally posted on AO3, but here it is after a request that I post it on Tumblr. Find the rest of my Whumptober (which is text fan fiction) here:

[sonsofwu]

I think I'm done with Harumi's wig! (Please don't mind my wig stand, it's seen better days.)

For context: this thing was 100 cm long and the fringe was only a bit shorter 🫣