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Gerzlaem

Three beasts for the price of one! The first thing I noticed is the entry says there's three types of gerzlaem but only describes two. What is the third kind? The Goldilocks gerzlaem, with wavy fur, medium height, and moderate danger? I have to know.
Next step was thinking of some real animals to pull from. While some of the description feels clearly feline (long tail, paws, carnivore) it also gave me goat vibes (roams mountains, nimble (these are also cat traits, I don't know why I kept thinking of goats)). I settled on two local animals, the mountain goat and the mountain lion (aka cougar, puma, etc).
I'm really charmed by mountain goats in summer with their fleece half peeled of. I decided that the three kinds of gerzlaem are the same animal in different seasons.
The text is lyrics from "We Do It Different on the West Coast" by The Mountain Goats. I could explain my reasoning, but I don't think it'll help.
#gerzlaem#maniculum bestiaryposting#artist: me :)#I have a guess but I'm really not sure#I'm 99% certain it's some kind of cat#but what kind?#I do recognize the bit about being dead for three days and revived by the father's breath tho#So maybe they just had a very different idea of the animal#Because the one I'm thinking of is *not* solitary
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I just realized that if it wasn’t for my parents, I would be spending new years alone.
I just tried to see if there were any family get together plans for New Year’s Day and just about every one in my extended family will be spending it with their immediate families.
Which caused me to question what would I do if I didn’t have anyone tospend the evening with.
I have made the grand decision that if I have no one to spend the Eve with then I’ll just be a cryptid and lurk at the local cemetery.
#also note that I love my parents and getting to spend time with them is a blast!#but people grow and need space#and that’s okay#I’ll just be a cryptid#but what kind?#put on a Sasquatch suit?#cosplay as a popular animatronic?#dress in a corps bride dress and walk slowly through the cemetery?#don’t know but I’ll make it fun either way!#support your local crypt#new years eve#cryptids#new years#cryptid#new year plans#cemetery
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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
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special defense
does this count as anything ???is this art
#comic#webcomic#??? i guess webcomic#microsoft paint#ms paint#this is what i imagine all those sword-eating guys do in this kind of situation#unpeeled-comics
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
#fandom#media literacy#like not to be shitty but. a lot of the kinds of things analyzed to death in fandom are not complicated#enough to lend themselves to really different readings in a rich way lol#we’re not talking about vertigo here just pew pew space movies and cartoons and superheroes#things that are typically more direct in what they have to say#so many smart ppl in the Star Wars fandom are too nice about this tbh#‘just my opinion though’ no babe it’s the only well defended take I’ve seen and u should own it!
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Eight-year-old Max Alexander holds the world record as the youngest runway fashion designer. He began designing at the age of four.
#g'night everybody#be kind#and encourage people to follow their dreams#or at least don't bash someone#for what their dreams are
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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The remorseful player
#deltarune#kris dreemurr#deltarune player#deltarune vessel#utdr#comics#goomyart#once again tumblr gets it early#my test group befor ei post on twitter#anyway#hi. different player interpretation here#i guess kind of inspired by like#people looking at my prev player stuff and saying ‘id never treat kris like that’#which isnt the point but like Whatevar#its not supposed to be entirely literal#so instead i present to you: the ‘good’ player that would never say those things to kris#and yes kris still cant bring themself to like you#Because you are controlling them. it doesnt matter how good of a job you do#lack of autonomy is everything.#without freedom what’s the point of it all?#‘why arent you happy? your prison cell is so nice!’
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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drawing deltarune every day until chapter 3&4 drop ✨(day 101)
childhood sweethearts
#deltarune#noelle holiday#kris dreemurr#utdr#weird route#snowgrave route#fanart#daily deltarune#blood tw#kriselle#<- if you want it to be. the idea i was trying to get across is that before noelle actually understood what romance or marriage was#as a kid she just was like ''well i would marry kris bcuz they're my best friend ^_^''#also ive always been interested in the idea that these two were sort of always ''expected'' to get together. like not FORCED to#but their parents would always comment on how well they got along and would kind of assume they might start dating eventually#like yknow. the whole thing of our families are friends so wouldnt it be cute if our kids got together and tied us together??#ive having difficulty wording it but i hope you know what im talking about lmao#edit: THIS IS NOT ABOUT COMPHET!!!!!! KRIS IS NOT A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#5k#10k
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#US Politics#the weight of that sentence kind of hits you like a truck#sometimes I imagine what the world would have been like#if carter had won in 1980
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this was my favorite bit of chapter 4 ngl
#my art#fan art#THE BLUUUSH. kris is so chuuni it's unreal.#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#deltarune fanart#kris deltarune#utdr#susie deltarune#kris dreemurr#susie dr#deltarune chapter 4#500#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#edit- wow my second artpost to hit 5k. kind of nuts#6k#?!?!#7k#?!?!?!?!!? WHAT???????????????#WHY??????????????#WHERE DID ALL YOU PEOPLE COPME FROM?????????????????????????????????
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coriolanus snow projecting his insecurities about covey girls onto 15yo haymitch abernathy will never not be funny to me
#like#idk what you think you did here bro#sotr spoilers#kind of#the hunger games#thg#hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#lucy gray baird#coriolanus snow#haymitch abernathy#lenore dove#sunrise on the reaping#sotr#thg sotr
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About being in love with and absolute idiot
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedhehog#rouge the bat#sonadow#my art#may art#comic#funny#sonic is very stupid#maybe a few hours later he'll remember it and realize what it meant and have some kind of crisis about it but lets not worry about it#shadow is just pissed#cuz how dare his hear to love such a f idiot#lmao
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