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Four Score and Seven Lightyears Ago: Historic Figures in Star Trek
By Ames
Between escapades on the holodeck, visits to the past, and general sci-fi shenanigans, Star Trek has been able to present many historic figures to its crews, to varying effects. Theyâve been doing it from the very beginning, though newer Trek series somehow havenât seemed to have picked up on the game yet. Perhaps mentioning Elon Musk in an episode of Discovery soured them on the idea of bringing real people out into the universe: theyâll only find a way to let you down.
So what do the great minds of history have to offer to the weird and advanced worlds of the future? How frequently is the episode awkward, uncomfortable, or just plain annoying? Whose portrayal doesnât stand up to the test of time? Check out all the ones we here at A Star to Steer Her By could think of below and listen to our chatter on this weekâs podcast episode (discussion starts at 1:11:33). Watch out for falling apples!
[Images Š CBS / Paramount]
Jack the Ripper - âWolf in the Foldâ
We forgot to bring this one up on the podcast, but here we remembered to include the alien lifeform that inhabited people throughout history to harvest fear from its victims, at one point using the body of Jack the Ripper. This is absolutely nothing new. The list of Jack the Ripper appearances in modern media is longer than my arm and itâs so overdone that I just gloss over this episode entirely. Redjac is an alien now? Meh. Add it to the Ripper fanfic list.
Wyatt, Morgan, and Virgil Earp and Doc Holliday - âSpectre of the Gunâ
By season 3 The Original Series writers had a history book constantly open to look up a whole bunch of figures from the past, starting with an incredibly erroneous telling of the gunfight at the OK Corral. The whole ordeal is through the lens of an alien reading Kirkâs inaccurate memories, so perhaps any falsehoods are to be forgiven. Given the budget for season three, the sets were pretty much plywood, but the actors playing the Earps and Doc Holliday actually looked pretty good!
Flint - âRequiem for Methuselahâ
This oneâs kind of a strange one, since the character Flint purportedly lived long enough to live out the lives of many famous figures, some actual and some fictional for some reason. The list he gives includes Methuselah, King Solomon, Alexander the Great, Lazarus, Merlin, Leonardo da Vinci, and Johannes Brahms. Youâre a strange dude, Flint. I really donât know what to make of this guy since itâs almost an interesting idea to have such a long-lived character, but once you start throwing wizards into the mix, Iâm taken entirely out of it.
Abraham Lincoln - âThe Savage Curtainâ
When Abe Lincoln appears floating in space, itâs laugh-out-loud funny. The Original Series could get away with campy hijinks the way no other Trek series can anymore, even including Lower Decks. The rest of âThe Savage Curtainâ is convoluted and pointless as hell (thereâs a reason itâs on some of our Bottom Five lists from the whole series), but the parts featuring playing gladiator with Lincoln were a harmless enough romp.
Genghis Khan - âThe Savage Curtainâ
Also featured alongside Lincoln was Genghis Khan, and letâs just say it was a good thing the character had absolutely no lines or it might have gotten cringey. His inclusion in the first place was borderline as it was, but it wasnât a good episode in the first place, so what were we really hoping for out of season three of TOS? Bill and Tedâs Excellent Adventure did all of this better, Iâll leave it at that.
Albert Einstein - âThe Nth Degreeâ
Jump to TNG and a lot of our guest figures from the slate of history appear to us on the holodeck, which is probably a decent venue for them. Better than most, when you think about it, since our Starfleet friends are usually visiting them for a purpose that is substantive to the episode, and also everyone accepts that hologram depictions are going to be fairly superficial. So it goes that Barclay seeking out the program of Albert Einstein makes perfect sense in the episode. This isnât the last weâll see of the Einstein holo either, as weâll seeâŚ
Jack London - âTimeâs Arrowâ
Oh boy, this is one of my least favorite TNG episodes and itâs mostly down to our two guest figures being so caricaturey and plot convenient. The first we come across in our time travel adventure is the young valet Jack, who just seems like a miscreant throughout the two-parter and who rubs your SSHB hosts particularly the wrong way immediately. Then the very very buttony âRemember the name Jack Londonâ happens and everyone watching rolls their eyes so hard that we all topple over from the sheer inanity of it. Ugh!
Samuel Clemens - âTimeâs Arrowâ
In these two episodes, is Jack London better or worse than Sam Clemens? That may be a matter of how well you can stand the intense overacting and obnoxiousness of the portrayal. In my write up for season 6 of TNG, I screamed âWhat the hell is Mark Twain doing hereâ into the void for what felt like days because his character had no motivation for doing any of the things the writers needed him to do in order to stick around. And boy did he ever stick around! He stuck around so much while not contributing anything except someone to deliver exposition at, which could have been some fictional person! So what the hell was Mark Twain doing here!?!?
Stephen Hawking - âDescentâ
As we move through TNG episodes, we go from one of my least favorite portrayals to one of my favorites. The late Stephen Hawking remains the only actual person to play themself on Star Trek, and if that ever changes, Iâll feel disappointed because I canât think of anyone else who is anywhere as deserving. The little joke that Hawking added himself is quite cute, and it just sounds like it was a delightful day to have Einstein, Newton (whom weâll see again in a second), and Hawking playing poker on the holodeck with Data.
Sigmund Freud - âPhantasmsâ
Having Data go to a recreation of Freudâs couch when heâs looking for someone to interpret his dreams is a bit of a goofy premise, but it seems in character enough. When holo-Freud starts spewing all the normal Oedipal psychosexual claptrap at him, itâs a bit humorous, if a bit on the nose, but we accept this one because Dataâs innocence and naivete are such a good counterbalance. The scene plays a little on the obvious side, but what can you do? The cigar is a penis.
Amelia Earhart - âThe 37sâ
If youâve been following along with our watch through Voyager, youâll know this one struck a rather bad chord with us. Earhart is the only female figure on this list, which is saying enough in and of itself, but for the whole of âThe 37sâ it felt like her name was getting dragged around through history. Itâs not as bad as the Jack the Ripper fanfic parade, but it just strikes me as bad taste to use Earhartâs legacy for a pretty cheap alien abduction gag and to have her navigator Fred Noonan canonically be in love with her. Vom.
Isaac Newton - âDeath Wishâ
Quinn claims that heâs the one that shook the apple tree that brought about Newtonâs gravity epiphany. Itâs another bit of an eye-rolling joke, made all the more groanworthy since it was already made clear in Newtonâs appearance in âDescentâ that the apple story was entirely apocryphal. Sigh. Other than that, Newtonâs testimony is part of a very fascinating discussion of what will become of Quinn if he leaves the Q Continuum by killing himself, and who ever knows when the Qs are overembellishing stories for dramatic effect anyway (hint: itâs all the time)?
Socrates, Lord Byron, and Gandhi - âDarklingâ
We had pretty mixed feelings of the Doctor going all Mr. Hyde during âDarkingâ but it does stand to reason that heâd look to various historic figures for personality traits to give himself. Byron and Gandhiâs shallow conversation about men cavorting with women was on the silly side, but this is the holodeck after all, where all the people are pretty much one-note.
The pièce de rĂŠsistance of the holodeck scenes in this episode is when the characters are all glitching out randomly, Gandhiâs head is spinning, Byron is getting experimented upon, and Socrates is left a hollow hologram. Now thatâs a new philosophy.
Leonardo da Vinci - âConcerning Flightâ et al
We come to the end of our list with one of the most established minds in history⌠mostly taking up space. The most his character really gets to do on his number of appearances is allow Janeway to talk exposition at someone other than Seven for a change, and then make a lot of jokes about how the hologram doesnât understand the real world. I was frankly tired by it. Later on, Lower Decks makes some references to the da Vinci hologram, because of course it does.
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Computer, end program! Did you spot any other historical figures from our Trek watch? Well, put them in cryo and send them our way because weâre moving on to more blogtivities next week. Keep watching this spot for more, keep up with our voyage through Voyager on SoundCloud or wherever you get your podcasts, say hi on Facebook and Twitter, and in the words of Honest Abe: be excellent to each other.
#star trek#star trek podcast#podcast#historic figures#the original series#the next generation#voyager#lower decks#jack the ripper#wyatt earp#methuselah#abraham lincoln#genghis khan#albert einstein#jack london#samuel clemens#stephen hawking#sigmund freud#amelia earhart#isaac newton#lord byron#gandhi#socrates#leonardo da vinci
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pairing â bang chan x genderneutral! reader
genre â modern royalty au, drama-ish, smut; sexual tension-ish, hand kink, brat tamer! chan, degradation, leg humping, humiliation
synopsis â you have eyes. prince bang chan is a whole snack. but you also have too high of an ego and canât seem to accept that prince chan isnât full of himself unlike the other dozen members of any royal family youâve met before. alternatively, this is the disney channel movie âprincess protection programâ but make it porn only.
note â this fic with a wc of 7k+ does not include any spoilers to the movie and you donât even have to know what the movie is about youâll get the gist as you read. ngl half of this is from one of my drafts from like 3 years ago and i never continued it so here i am turning it into filth hahahah (and i needed a fresh idea for brat tamer chan and hence why i think the sfw part is better written than the nsfw lmao) rip also pls accept this as the follower milestone gift and 1 year anniversary special :â)
âIâm pretty sure I asked for a puppy for my birthday â which was three months ago may I add â not for a new roommate?â
You look back and forth between Youngjae and the stranger sitting on the couch who is staring back at you with a curious expression. He looks around your age and you admit, his face isnât the kind of face that makes you thank your parents that genetics did a decent job on you. Itâs quite the opposite, actually.
His face is the type of face that makes you ask your parents why genetics didnât do a better job on yours. Okay, you havenât reached that stage of visual inferiority yet but thatâs mainly because he is dressed in clothes that were trendy in the 15th century or something. The garments clinging to his skin look like a bad fusion of a suit (which college student wears a suit in their free time?) and the ridiculous costume the marching band at your former high school had worn whenever a football game was up. And those weird golden pins clipped on the blazer makes it seem as if he used to be in the marines or comes from a royal bloodline orâ
Oh.Â
âDonât mind my cousin, your Highness. (y/n)âs humor has always been questionable.â Â Youngjae sends you a glare before he puts on his sweetest smile â you know, the act he puts on whenever he tries to negotiate a bonus with his boss or woo his date â and opts to ignore your presence. âAnyway, since we are dealing with a more serious issue at hand than originally expected, we need to give you a makeover toââ
Before he gets to finish his sentence, you violently tug him away from the prince and despite Youngjae thrashing around and complaining, you manage to send the guest a forced smile and leave his vision. The moment you let go of Youngjae in the neighboring room, he readjusts his collar. âWhat? Couldnât you have waited once I was done? Also, was it necessary to crinkle my collar this much?â he hisses but you get straight to the point.
âWhat is he doing here?â
âUh, sitting on the couch?â
âThatâs not what I mean.â you grit your teeth and land a punch on his arm. âWhat is he doing here?â
Youngjae looks over your shoulder, making sure that what heâs about to say next is only heard by you. âPrince Chan is,â he hesitates, unsure how to approach his topic. You know itâs taking up his last nerves to conclude a logical explanation as the tip of his tongue pokes out of the corner of his lips; a habit he has adapted ever since he stopped chewing on his bottom lip. âThe predicament heâs in is worse than we expected. Well, his dad is partially at fault because he forgot to tell us this not-so-small critical detail thatââ
âYoungjae, youâre rambling.â
âThe point is.â he sighs and gives you a distressed look as if he already knows youâre not going to like the information at all. âWe canât send him to the family in Goyang, the place he was originally going to stay in. Heâs one of the more extreme cases and the Board agreed that he had to live with one of the active combatants to ensure his safety.â
Silence engulfs the kitchen and you know heâs waiting for you to count two and two together.
âHeâs going to live here,â you deadpan eventually and Youngjae nods in confirmation.
âI know youâre not very happyââ
âNot very happy is underwhelming.â You earn a flick against your forehead and yelp in pain as you over the spot he just hit. âOw! I was just stating the truth!â
âWill you stop interrupting me? Geez. Yes, I know that youâre not happy at all. I know that youâre not a huge fan of the majority of our family working in this business. But please do me this one favor or so help me Godâ try to be nice to him for the next year.â
âHeâs staying for a year?â you shriek and in the blink of an eye, Youngjae clamps your mouth shut.
âCan you keep it down?!â he whisper-yells, then retreats his hand and reverts to a conversational tone with a frown. âItâs just a year, okay? Yâknow, just... say hi to him whenever you see him. Act civilized.â
You grimace as he stresses his last words like you didnât know what human decency was. The longer you keep the petrified expression on your face, the more it turns into a staring contest between the two of you. Just as if you were each otherâs reflection, you mimic his actions and vice versa. When Youngjae squints, you squint. When you shoot him a glare, he returns it. It all boils down to the final blink that Youngjae feints and youâre the first to look away.
âOkay fine! Iâll try to behave,â you mumble in defeat.
A satisfied smile makes its way on Youngjaeâs lips. âItâs always nice negotiating with you.â
Being born into a family where the majority works for the royalty protection program (short: RPP or as you like to stylize it: argh-pee-pee), also known as the secret service for people with crowns on their heads, comes with many perks. In your eyes, this privilege comes with many, many downsides that arenât worth the advantages. Sure, there is the one or other occasion where you can waltz around in fancy evening attire and attend an actual ball, but overall, itâs a pain in the ass.
Even though itâs prohibited to openly declare that you work for the RPP, the news always finds its way out. Usually, it takes approximately a week for pretty much half of the neighborhood to find out. And it certainly isnât nice hearing whispers about your dad being that guy working for the program whenever you step out of your house, which is ultimately why you moved in with your cousin Youngjae. (Housing in your small town wasnât really affordable for a dirt poor college student after all!)
Youngjae has always been your favorite cousin out of the... whatever number of cousins you have. But hereâs the thing. He also works for the RPP.
However, somehow he managed to â and up to this day it still remains a mystery to you how on earth he did that â keep his job a secret. Especially with his tendency to dish out the worst kinds of secrets when heâs slightly tipsy. Frankly, you once considered printing out the image of a trophy for that remarkable feat.
With your dad and cousin both active in that business (because organization sounds too shady), itâs not the first time you meet a prince, so you already know how the entire thing works. The concept is quite simple; they get sent to a household but before they settle in and take on a fake identity until their circumstances have improved, they undergo a makeover. Most of the time, it ends up in the glow up you secretly crave but in Prince Chanâs case, you suppose he canât get any more attractive.
Oh boy. Youâre in for a ride.
Youâre busy slicing bell peppers for the meal you were cooking when both your cousin and the prince enter the kitchen and Youngjae explicitly demands you to pay them attention. You donât react immediately, but the moment he threatens to swipe the knife away from you, you perk up and set your desire to prepare your fried rice aside.
â(y/n), uh, hi? Iâm Bang Chan and Iâll be your new housemate for a year. I hope we can get along.â Chan recites his introduction without any mistakes and earns a way too brotherly pat on the back from Youngjae, considering that they just met this morning. Itâs truly amazing how fast Youngjae can get people to warm up to him.Â
Chan is stripped out of his weird clothes and instead, looks like he threw on the next best thing lying around in his room. Nonetheless, despite the seemingly little effort that was put into the outfit, it looks oddly good. The stylists didnât seem to do much to his hair and just parted his bangs a little, so one could catch a slight glimpse of his forehead. Itâs just a small detail, but you find yourself liking his current appearance much more appealing than before, though youâre pretty sure his clothes played a major part in your previous distaste.Â
âRemember Jihyo?â Youngjae interrupts your train of thought. âSheâs Chanâs relative. And because Iâm the genuine friend who loves to help her out, I decided to agree to this after she went down on her knees and begged me to let Chan live with us for a whileââ
âIâm not interested in your blown up, fictional background stories, thank you very much.â you backtrack. âWait. Did you say Jihyo? Seriously? Jihyo is his alibi?â Of course, you remember Jihyo. Itâs quite difficult to forget her when Youngjae used to swoon about her at every hour of the day, back when they were a thing. Besides, she still stops by every few months.
âCâmon, you have to admit there is a similar vibe between them!âÂ
You furrow your brows and inspect Chan a second time. Your gaze wanders back to Youngjae and then returns to Chan anew. Itâs obvious that the latter is feeling as if he were up for auction and you canât really blame him for feeling so uncomfortable. Youâve heard from a few friends that if looks could kill, youâd have the highest killing record.Â
Thereâs no similar vibe in your view, but for the sake of entertaining Youngjaeâs thoughts: âHe does seem similar to Jihyo.â
âTold ya. But back to more important matters,â Youngjae coughs and wraps his arm around your shoulder to pull you closer, but it somehow seems as if heâs opting to strangle you. âMy duties are calling, so I wonât be back until late. You look like you could need some help with cooking, by the way. Iâm sure Chan right here is willing to help you!â
âIâm almost done thoughââ you choke when he tightens his embrace. By now, his arm is no longer hugging your shoulder, but rather crushing your throat.
âYou look like you could need some help,â he repeats, this time with added urgency. âItâd be a great opportunity for you to bond since youâll also share pretty much all classes at uni. Did you know, he has the same major as you! Besides, itâd be a very useful life experience for him if he helped you with cooking.â
âOf course, how fun!â you hiss, voice going an octave higher from the lack of oxygen. âI already said that Iâm painfully delighted about that, so you can let me go now, Youngjae!â
A sneer and a jab in his arm later, Youngjae finally takes his leave. That nasty liar, leaving an hour earlier than his schedule stated. You know that silently cursing at him isnât going to make your problems dissolve because thatâd be a dream come true.
âListen, let me get things straight.â you sigh, picking up the knife to resume chopping your vegetables. Youngjae may have ordered you to act civilized, but having eye contact with Chan when youâve been starving for the past hour isnât your priority. Food doesnât make itself. âI donât have any intention of getting close to you and I expect the same from you. Donât step a foot into my room, donât talk to me unless absolutely necessary, and donât think Iâll run around and do your chores or cook your meals like one of your little servants. Just because youâre a prince doesnât mean youâll be treated like one under this roof.â
âWe live in the 21st century, not the renaissance. Your idea of royal families is very dated.â Chan chuckles dryly.
âBaron Yoon Jeonghan from the seven islands is a stuck-up prick and out of touch with the world. It took him several visits to the slums, multiple voluntary hours at the kindergarten, and stripping him off his bank card to make him see reason,â you deadpan. Fuck Baron Jeonghan. Just thinking about your first and last encounter with that entitled douchebag almost makes you slice your finger instead of the bell pepper. âDuchess Yoo Shiah threw a hissy fit when she found out her clothes werenât dry cleaned and bought from Zara instead of fucking Dior. The one who takes the cake when it comes to privilege is Princess Kim Minââ
âEveryone knows they are problematic,â Chan interjects. True, he has a point. Thereâs nobody out there who doesnât know about Baron Jeonghan or Duchess Shiah but heâs also missing the entire point.
âAnd guess who gets stuck under the care of the RPP?â you raise a brow at him. He blanches at the realization as if he got struck with lightning. Perhaps you should give him more credit because he seems to own more brain cells than Baron Jeonghan. âExactly. Everyone problematic.âÂ
Chanâs jaw is clenched as he racks his brain to come up with a smart comeback. The sight of him stumbling on his words is nothing but pitiful, so you turn back to the cutting board and grab an onion to slice in half. âIâm not interested in your sob story, your Highness. I donât care why youâre under the protection of the RPP. The only thing I care about is that you stay out of my business.â
âChan is fine. No need for the title,â he sighs with a strain. âPerhaps I shouldâve been more considerate with my first comment. Youngjae already told me about your⌠negative attitude towards the entire setup. It wasnât my intention to anger you. Sorry.â
Well, thatâs new. Out of the dozens of aristocrats youâve met (and sadly also shared a house with back when you were 16 years old and still living with your dad), heâs the first to drop his title within five minutes for the sake of the disguise and apologize.Â
âWe live under the same roof so we should get along with each other. If thereâs something you need help with, just ask me, (y/n).â
âThanks for the offer,â you reply nonchalantly because act civilized unless you want to suffer from a late-night sneak attack from Youngjae if he finds out. âBut no thanks. I donât need your help.â
You find yourself in need of help a few weeks later, right before the dreaded exam season.
âNo. Forget it, Bam. Iâm not going out clubbing with you tonight. In fact, I wonât do that anytime soon.â you let out an exasperated sigh as you try to break down to your friend that you prioritize your grades over his need of getting wasted.
âCâmon!â he whines so loudly that you have to put your phone farther away from your ear. âYouâre not in that much stress yet! You have to make the most out of it before you drown in your exams.â
âThings are different for engineering students like, uh, me for example!â you hiss. âI fell behind and need to catch up. Ask Yugyeom or Changbin.â
âFirst of all, Yugyeom is always at the bar doing his job. And Changbin never picks up his phone. Thereâs nobody whoâd dance with me!â
âYou abandoned me at the bar for some chick the last time,â you deadpan. âIâm very sure youâll find someone.â
Bambam finally gets the gist and gives up. âFine then. Your loss. Have fun dying in numbers and variables instead of living in the moment. Youâre going to regret itââ
You end the call and set your phone on mute before throwing it on the bed. Sometimes you wonder whether you were on drugs when you decided to major in engineering. The longer you stare at the jumble of numbers and letters â some of them in Greek too â the more you think your brain cells are decaying.
Thatâs how you find yourself in the kitchen, complaining at Youngjaeâs expense and telling him how much youâd rather drown in bleach than subjecting yourself to Algebra II.Â
âYou know thereâs someone you can ask for help and heâs right here,â Youngjae drawls before chugging down the rest of his beer. If heâs going to be a victim to your temper tantrum about a major that you chose yourself, he might as well get a drink so he wonât go insane from your monologue about numbers and graphs and formulas heâs forgotten since he graduated from high school.
You gawk at him. âYou? Are you hearing yourself? You almost failed maths. Twice!â
âBecause I didnât mean myself, dipshit,â he says blankly and his eyes flit over your shoulder, âSpeaking of the devil. There comes the man of honor.â
You whip your head back to the door to see Chan enter confusedly. âUh, did I interrupt something?â
âYes.â
âNo, we were just talking about you!â
You send Youngjae a death glare which he casually shrugs off. â(y/n) here is bitching about her Statistics I class and needs a tutor!â
âItâs actually Algebra II if you bothered to pay attentionââ
â(y/n) needs a tutor!â Youngjae exclaims and nearly trips on his feet when he gets up from his chair. âChannie, I heard youâre good with numbers. Didnât you get accepted into all Ivy Leagues in the States for all engineering programs?â
âYou didnât have to word it like that,â Chan laughs it off and nervously rubs the back of his head. Heâs not denying it though.
âObviously he would. Heâs loaded and lives in a castle,â you mutter under your breath, but everyone catches it.
âHey,â Youngjae warns. âThat wasnât necessary.â
âItâs alright,â Chan says casually. âI just wanted to get myself a snack. But if you have some questions, donât hesitate to knock on my door. The offer still stands, yâknow.â He digs through the cabinet until he finds two packs of the strawberry flavored Pocky knockoff that is 1) apparently his favorite thing to eat and 2) half the price of the Pocky version. He gives Youngjae a thumbs up before he returns to his room.
The moment Chan is out of sight, Youngjae whips his head to you, nostrils flaring. All thatâs missing is steam coming out of his ears and his face running red and then he looks like the impetuous brother in every kids cartoon ever. âReally? Heâs been staying with us for how long now? Four weeks? Five? Yet youâre still acting as if he murdered you in your dreams or something.â
âI donât like him,â you state coldly. Youngjae looks like heâs about to rip his hair out.
âLook, I get that you donât like me being active in this field of work, and I get that you have some hatred against the royal families. But you know you signed up for this when you decided to move in with me.â Youngjae pauses to get a breather and pop a new beer bottle open. âBesides, Chan isnât like Baron Jeonghan or Duchess Shiah. I have eyes, (y/n), and Iâve seen you two avoiding each other as much as possible. And he doesnât just laze around â he does the fucking chores and cooks dinner too! Chan is good, (y/n).â
The last words make you snap. âGood? Are you fucking serious? Because thatâs why the press in his kingdom is depicting him as a tyrant who cares more about building his sick harem instead of helping the poor. And wasnât he diagnosed for having anger management issues?!â
All the color leaves Youngjaeâs face. This is obviously something you shouldnât know. While heâs scrambling for words, you take the chance to add, âDunno why youâre protecting him when heâs making headlines as a prince who canât keep his dick in his pants.â
âChan isnât just a prince,â Youngjae says quietly. âHeâs the crown prince.â
Your eyes widen at the confession. âWhat? Isnât that even worse with that reputation he has?â
âItâs all propaganda,â he sighs and takes a swig, âThe ministers are doing everything they can to finish him off. You see, Chan is the only child of the current king of the seven islands, and if heâs wiped out, itâll be utter chaos. Chanâs smart and I admit, he used to have anger issues, but heâs worked on them. Though I guess heâs resorted to bottling up his feelings when push comes to pull. The point is, all the higher-ups donât want him as their future king because they know that Chan is very much capable of pulling through with his own ideas and that doesnât sit well with them. And a supposedly impulsive future king is the last thing anyone wants, hence why his people are eating up the news.â
âOh.â youâd be lying if you said you didnât feel an ounce of remorse. However, itâs not the first time youâve heard such stories.Â
âYeah. Oh,â Youngjae mocks, âIf thatâs the main reason why you donât want to talk to him, now you know better. He might have power, but heâs not a monster. And for the record, he got into all Ivy Leagues and elite schools all over the world through his intelligence, not his status.â
Although you can see it in his eyes that Youngjae is done with the heated discussion, heâs still waiting for you to say something. You frown. âSo⌠you think heâs a good tutor?â
âHeâs your only shot.â Youngjae says nonchalantly, then adds with a warning tone, âBut remember: Act. Civilized. Oh, and donât tell him I told you about his circumstances. Itâs supposed to be confidential information.â
You roll your eyes. How the fuck hasnât Youngjae been busted yet?
Nonetheless, youâre trudging to Chanâs door a few minutes later, your fat binder of incomprehensible math formulas and (Greek) letter heavy in your arm. Chan opens the door with surprise etched on his face after you knocked, but it settles to warmth when you begrudgingly ask him to help you understand Algebra II.Â
âSorry, itâs a little messy here,â he chuckles airily once he lets you in. Itâs not messy per se, just a few clothes piled up in a corner of the room and some books and messily written notes lying on his bed. Still, itâs by far cleaner than the pig stall that is Youngjaeâs room (and yours when youâre having a very bad day).
Chan clears his desk and drags his other chair to the table before plopping down on it. âSo, whatâs the problem?â Instead of answering, you just shove a sheet of paper up his face. âYâknow, you can talk to me. If this is about earlier, itâs really alright. Iâm not mad or anything,â he says with the same friendly tone youâve been hearing ever since he moved in, yet he still takes the sheet from you. You watch his brows scrunch together the more he reads on, and you can already see the question forming in his mind.
â(y/n), you do know this is the basis to understandââ
âI was absent when the professor covered it and everyone I asked couldnât quite explain it to me,â you respond before he can finish speaking out his thoughts. âAll my friends were likeââ you gesture with your hands, ââyou just do this and that and then hope your hunch is right. Before you say it, yes I know that I donât get the material of one entire unit and the exam is two weeks away.â
âThen letâs not waste any time,â Chan says before grabbing his iPad. You stare at him blankly as he writes something on his tablet. The last thing you expected from him was to accept it and try to hammer as much of missing information as he can into your brain, but then again, youâve never seen him backtrack whenever Youngjae asks him something. Speaking of Youngjae, perhaps he is right. Chan does seem to know what heâs talking about.
âYou have to subtract X first, then replace it with Y,â he explains as he circles said letters in different colors. By now, youâve leaned closer to him to get a better view on what heâs writing (his handwriting isnât the worst youâve ever had to decode; refer to Youngjae who youâve internally awarded with the worst handwriting of the decade).Â
Chan is exceptionally good at explaining. You feel like youâve figured out a secret of the world that not even Pythagoras found out as you slowly understand what on Earth you are supposed to calculate with the formula. Chan is patient, always asking if you got it or if you needed another clarification, and takes the time to draw colorful graphs to visualize the jumble of numbers. His voice is pleasing to the ear too, soft and gentle to the point where youâve blurred everything out except Chan. Chanâs voice. Chanâs hand.
You didnât mean to stare, but with him always adding something new every five seconds as he goes on with his monologue, you canât help but do so. His fingers arenât long â thatâll always be courtesy of Hyunjin from Subway and yes, his very pretty hands might be the sole reason you only insist on going to that one specific Subway at the intersection next to KFC â but just one glance at Chanâs hand and you know that heâs strong.Â
Heâs barely applying pressure to the pen, but you can see the veins slightly protruding. Chanâs sleeves are pushed back and if you move your head a bit, youâre more than certain that veins are bulging out from his forearms too. However, you donât muster up the courage to do that because Chan will definitely notice and the last thing you want on your platter is to tell him that you were too busy checking out his arms instead of listening to him talk about Algebra II.
Eventually, Chan sets the pen down to stretch his hand. He says something, but you donât pick up what exactly. Not that itâd matter much anyway since youâre too busy admiring his handâ
â(y/n), you there? I called out your name several times but you didnât react.â Chanâs breath hitches and surprise flashes in his eyes for a split second when his gaze meets yours. You donât understand his hesitation, but then horror bubbles in you once you realize that his hand is firmly gripping your chin and keeping your head pointed at his direction. The very same hand youâve been staring at for God knows how long.Â
âIâm good. Just a little tired, but Iâm good,â you stutter, though it comes out very breathlessly as if you just finished a marathon.
âTired?â Chan echoes, concern settling into his features. âYou shouldâve said so, then I wouldâve stopped talking. You need something?â
Now that you think about it, youâve never got a close look at Chan. Sure, heâs handsome, the countless pictures of Google prove that heâs also too photogenic for his own good (goddamnit, why didnât your parents make you just as photogenic?) but in person, heâs something else. His lips are plush and look very inviting to kiss, and the lower your eyes wander, the more you see a toned chest hidden underneath that damn shit that hugs him in all the right places.
Fine, his hands arenât the only attractive thing about him. Then again, heâs a prince.
âI said Iâm good.â you snap out of your thoughts and finally gather enough control over your nerves to tear his hand away. âAnd I caught everything you said.â Of course, you know thatâs a blatant lie and he knows so too from the way heâs looking at you. That is until he quirks a brow.
âOkay, then what did I say before I called you?â
Your mouth feels dry. Itâs almost as if he knew the reason for your distress. âI caught everything relevant to this,â you mutter, suddenly finding his curtains much more interesting. What an interesting design, maybe you should get yourself new curtains tooâ
âThen you wouldnât mind solving these questions, right? Just so I can make sure that you got everything down.â
âSure,â you reply because thatâs the only thing you could say without hurting your ego and straining your vocal cords. Chan doesnât comment any further and looks for some practice questions before sliding the iPad to you. Already the first question makes your head spin in disdain. Numbers? Variables? Never heard of them.
Chan is watching you like a hawk as you fiddle with the pen, unable to write down anything that makes remote sense. Feeling his eyes on you makes you feel helpless and you shift around in your seat. âWhat are you staring at?â you glare at him once you give up for good, and you just hope that your look is as intimidating as you pictured in your head.
âYouâre definitely exhausted. Youâre shaking,â Chan points out. Your eyes widen as you stare down and realize that your thighs are shaking, and itâs then and there when you realize that youâre feeling hot. Seems like Chan doesnât realize that because the worry written on his face is genuine. âYou say the examâs in two weeks right? We can stop for today and work on this tomorrow. That is if you still want my help.â
You nod and add in a tiny voice, âYes, please.â
Youâre too busy ignoring the heat building between your thighs to notice the borderline feral sound that leaves Chan.
âAnd here I thought you had quality bonding time.â Youngjae gives a disappointed look. âYouâre acting even colder towards him than before your exam meltdown. Your prick level can only stoop down so low.â
You ended up getting tutor lessons from Chan every day before the dreaded day of judgment: the exam in Algebra II. You spent more hours in his room than on your own if you were completely honest, and the results were fruitful. While you did manage to pass the exam with a fairly high score, the price you had to pay was hell.
Itâs almost as if Chan caught up on your hand fixation. Sometimes he twirled the pen in his fingers, sometimes it was the simple bracelet dangling on his wrist. Just when you thought he had you figured out, he asks you if youâre alright, visibly oblivious to his effect on you. Such duality in a person should be illegal, you conclude. If you die from whiplash, you know who the perpetrator is.
âYou were the one who pretty much pressured me into asking him for help,â you drawl.
âI had good intentions only! You canât keep up the I-hate-royal-families-blah-blah mentality the entire time!â Youngjae wails before stuffing a handful of chips in his mouth.
âWatch me.â You internally cringe at the loud crunching sounds heâs making and add vigorously, âAnd stop chewing so loudly.â
âYouâll get around or so help me Godââ he groans when his phone buzzes. He doesnât spare a glance at the caller ID because thereâs only one person who has set his ringtone to the baby shark song specifically for when heâs calling. âI gotta go, Jinyoungâs being a bitch again. Donât murder somebody. Thanks.â You only watch him shuffle for his bag and grab a handful of chips before heâs out the door. Groaning, you clean up the mess heâs made on the table.Â
Just as youâre done wiping the crumbs off the surface, Chan pads into the room.Â
âHey, can we talk?â
âI established right at the beginning that you should only talk to me when absolutely necessary.â you scowl, trying to walk past him.
âWell, this is important,â he urges and blocks the doorway, effectively stopping you from fleeing. âAnd I do deserve one conversation with you after I helped you out.â
âYou offered on your own. Thatâs not the same as asking for a favor.â You successfully push your way past him, but in the next moment, he spins you around and pins you against the wall.Â
âWeâre going to talk, whether you like it or not.â The sudden coldness of his tone has shivers running down your spine. Chan holds your wrist in an iron grip and if he clutched on any tighter, you wouldnât put it past him to break your bones. Out of options, you comply and give him a curt nod before he lets go and takes a step back.Â
âI donât understand you, (y/n). I genuinely thought you would put your prejudices aside but instead, all I get are mixed signals from you.â
Itâs your turn to gawk. âMe? Mixed signals? What are you talking about?âÂ
âIâm talking about how you keep looking at me as if you want me to fuck your brains out.â If the color hasnât drained from your face yet, it has now. Chan smiles wickedly at your horrified reaction but doesnât stop there. âIâm talking about how you talk like you donât want anything to do with me but act as if youâre begging for my attention.â He takes a step closer to you, and you wish you could morph with the wall. âIâm talking about how you keep staring at my hands and think I donât notice it.â You wince when he rests his hands against the wall on each side of your face, leaning closer so that you can feel his breath on your lips. âSo, you have a thing for my hands?â Bullseye.
âYouâre so full of yourself. No wonder your ministers want to get rid of you,â you snap because youâd rather suffer from food poisoning than admitting that you want Chanâs fingers in you.
Something shifts within Chan. He gapes at you, clearly not expecting you to even know about the ministers. His demeanor darkens in a blink of an eye, and you feel like your legs are about to give up on you when you meet his eyes, black and feral.
âYouâre playing with fire. Donât anger me,â he warns, voice low and rough.
âSo itâs true that you resorted to bottling up your feelings, your Highness?â you cock your head to the side. Chan clenches his jaw at the mention of his title, struggling to keep his anger in check. You laugh through your nose, then grab one of his hands and force it away from the wall. If he already knows that youâre thirsting after him, might as well go for it. âItâs funny how your ministers arenât able to string you around like a puppet yet here you are, unable to do anything against a commoner. You know you have nice hands and you know my weakness and yet, youâre not using them on me.â He gulps when you fumble with his fingers.Â
And then he understands.
âUnless I misread the situation,â he says darkly, though you distinguish the slight tremor his voice carries. âDo you really want this? Iâm not going to go easy on you.â Chan is dead serious, judging by the way heâs looking at you expectantly.Â
âThe safe word is petunia.â You donât take your eyes off him and add in a louder tone, âNow try me, do your worst.â
âYouâre going to regret wanting me at my worst,â Chan growls and before you know it, he crashes his lips against yours. The kiss is anything but sweet, more of a clash of teeth and tongues and saliva dribbling down your chins, yet it leaves you boiling hot and wobbly on your feet. He presses you up against the wall and forces his leg between yours, the sudden contact making you hunch forward. You moan against his mouth when he tugs harshly on your hair, the sting making your nerves go haywire. In the meantime, your hands roam his upper body, blunt nails digging into his shoulders as you try to buck your hips against his leg. While he doesnât budge, you manage to elicit a groan out of him.
When you pull away, youâre both gasping for air. Chanâs hair is disheveled from the way youâve been pulling on them, lips pink and glossy. One look in his eyes is enough to make your heart stop beating. Theyâre dark and animalistic and set ablaze with unfiltered lust. Youâre such in a daze from a simple kiss that you nearly stumble when Chan drags you to his room.
He manhandles you on his bed with ease before his lips latch on yours once more. You nearly sob when he rids you off your pants, putting pressure in all the right places to have you losing your mind. As youâre about to gain back some dominance in the kiss, he breaks it off. His fingers that were once ghosting over your underwear are now tracing patterns all over the material, making you spasm. âYouâre such a brat, all bark but no bite. All it takes is one kiss and youâve lost all your fight. Can you get any more pathetic?â he mocks as he focuses his fingertips directly on the wet patch of your underwear. Your eyes roll back as he rubs on the same spot, the broken moans leaving you eerily similar to cries. âDonât tell me youâre about to come like this. How sensitive are you?â
âAm n-notââ you cut yourself off with a whimper when he lets the waistband snap against your skin.
âYeah, you sure about that?â he grins and thatâs when you break, feeling your high approaching at lightning speed.Â
âDonât wanna come like thisââÂ
âBut I thought youâre not sensitive?â the satisfied grin just widens with every syllable that leaves his lips. âIf you donât want to come like this, all over your underwear, beg.âÂ
Chan applies even more force to your sensitive spots, and you struggle to have a clear thought. The smirk he delivers is lethal, and you couldnât be any more convinced that heâs the devilâs incarnate.
âIâll do anything, please. Donât let me come like this, thatâs all Iâm a-aah-asking for,â you weep, your blood nearly boiling at its climax, âIâll even take a punishment!â
âSay my name,â he orders, fingers still drawing circles.
âYourââ
âMy name, not my title.â
Your breath hitches as you finally realize what heâs aiming for. He wants you to remember that itâs him whoâs reducing you into this illiterate mess. Him, the one youâve been despising since before you even met. If you still had any ounce of dignity left, youâd try to fix the power imbalance until youâre left with no choice but to obey, but now youâre so close and the last thing you want to do is come with your pants on.
âPlease, Chan,â your voice breaks towards the end and in an instant, he pulls away. As youâre letting youâre basking in the break from his brutal tempo, not too affected by how your upcoming orgasm is fading away, Chan observes you.
And then out of nowhere, he flips you on your stomach and delivers a hard smack to your ass that has you screaming into the pillows.
âYou said youâd take any punishment too, right?â You twitch as he rubs the small of your back. You can already imagine the handprints on your ass he continued to slap you with such force that has you moving up the bed. The pain thatâs going to haunt you for days. Before you know it, you try to arch your back to lift your ass, but then the bed shifts. âBut if you really think Iâm going to spank you as a punishment, then youâre really fucking dumb. As if Iâll use my hands on you when we both know you love my hands.â
With that, he drops himself on his chair, spreading his legs that you can see the prominent tent forming in his pants. He orders you over with a flick of his finger, and just as you get up from the bed, a new wave of horror flushes over you.
âCrawl.â
The look you send him is priceless. Thereâs no fucking way you can do it. Itâs just a few meters, nothing you canât handle, but heâs there sitting on his Ikea swivel chair as if itâs his throne made of gold, watching your every movement like a predator. And then thereâs you, only in a shirt and underwear, being forced to go on all fours as if you were his fucking dogâ
The difference in power display couldnât get any more visible. He really is the fucking worst.
âYouâd really do anything, huhâŚâ he muses as you drop on your hands and knees and crawl to him, never looking up. Itâs only when he beckons you to stand up that you look at him with nothing but rage and shame in your eyes. Chan has always been slightly terrified with your death stare but right now, he canât take it seriously and it shows. It shows in the way he smiles lopsidedly, in the way his brows quirk in amusement. âNow hump my leg.â
Humiliation runs through your body all over. Your fists are clenched as he waits for you to act, even pats his thigh in case you didnât get the memo. But oh you do, and his thigh does look inviting.
âHump my leg like the brainless bitch you are. If you want my hands or my cock, you earn it first. Especially since you treated me like shit ever since I moved in.â The last sentence burns you badly because he has a point. But then thereâs the prospect of his hands and dick thatâs bulging out of his pants.Â
Pushing all thoughts away, you settle on his leg. Taking a moment to gather yourself, you tell yourself itâs all good and then you move. The first thrust knocks all air out of your lungs and you grab onto his shoulders for support. You didnât even move that much, but Chanâs looking at you as if heâs about to fucking devour you and knowing that he is very much capable of moving you around, youâre starting to become overwhelmed.
Eventually, you lose yourself in the feeling of his rough jeans against your drenched underwear, humping on his thigh as your orgasm builds up. Itâs silent, save for your pants, and the countless whimpers flying past your lips as your movements gradually become sloppier. Youâre almost there and you know it. But so does Chan, and the moment heâs got it figured out, he lunges from your hips and forces you to pick up the pace.Â
âOh no, youâre going to come,â he growls, ignoring your pleas and sobs. Adrenaline courses in your blood and you know it isnât long until you fall apart. You try to make him stop, even put your hands on his, but you donât have the energy to actively push him away.
âChan, pleaseâ Iâm gonnaââ
âYouâre gonna come? Then fucking come on my thigh, (y/n),â he snaps, and then adds, âYou hear that? Youâre about to come from humping my thigh.â
Maybe itâs the realization that heâs right, maybe itâs the way heâs worded it. Either way, itâs the last straw to make you spasm as you come, soaking your underwear and even managing to make a mess out of his pants. Chan makes sure you ride through your orgasm, only stopping to move your hips once youâre all spent and resting your head on his shoulder. Your eyes are glassy, vision foggy, but the only thing you can envision clearly is Chan.
Chan jolts when your hand grazes over his bulge. Youâre about to undo his pants, but heâs quick to stop you and restrict your hands behind your back.
âYou think you deserve my cock? Dream on. As if I would fuck any commoner, especially those who donât respect me,â he spits, and you flinch at his choice of words, clearly recalling that you used the exact same terms and heâs now using it against you. âYou said youâd take any punishment. Well, guess what? This was just punishment number one.â
#yes the ending is rushed oops sue me#may consider part 2 so heads up#stray kids smut#skz smut#bang chan smut#chan smut#smut.mine#dom!chan#sub!reader#crispy.txt
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So, I had this thought process
I've been thinking a lot about that Adam Sandler movie "Pixels", and I think I just wrote a summarized alternate plot for it in my head and I need to write it down.
Okay;
Let's start by brainstorming on writing better and more relatable protagonists. For many, this movie is very hard to watch because it almost feels like a bunch of middle-aged guy's writing in nice-guy self inserts of themselves to feel better about whatever mid-life crisis they're having. And maybe this wouldn't be too bad if their characters were just a bit more than "middle aged creep who lives in his mom's basement is secretly a romantic warrior when put in the right scenario".
At least for me, it's very hard to relate to that kind of protagonist; given how that character is usually the most developed out of all the characters in this type movie. I often find that it's hard to relate to nerdy nice guy characters who often get away with the lack of likeable qualities just because "life should have treated them better". It comes off more as a pity-party more than anything, and their unmotivated dynamic with the "out of their league" love interest, who always comes off as nothing more than a trophy and\or act as an excuse to get the climax rolling in the last 20 minutes after getting captured by the big bad.
So then, how would I write an 80's nostalgia themed adventure movie? What, say, would you think would be a practical way to write the main cast in a way that audiences new and old can relate? Easy; If your intention is to give your entire audience a wave of nostalgia, but to still keep it relatable, then why not make your main cast kids? (credit to Black Nerd Comedy for that idea) I would probably suggest between the age of 12 and 16, and maybe with the occasional big brother\sister type characters and some of their friends . Kids often have a ton of freedom, a large imagination, basic priorities, and a lot less worries than adults. Just about anyone should be able to relate to that, since everybody either was or is a kid at some point of time. And I'm not saying that you can't write for\relate to older protagonists, but you don't want to alienate your audience, especially when making something that might catch the eye of a younger crowd.
Not to mention that ever since the 80's, kids have always been a major player by the impact of technology. For some reason though, the plot of Pixels doesn't really have to do with technology. There's guns and contraptions that are specifically made to destroy the pixels, but it doesn't really go much father than that with the tech. The plot more focuses on going on the "alien invasion" route (which I would think would be more 60's sci-fi based than 80's, which was more experimental in cosmic horror with its alien media)(not including Space Invaders. Shush. That does not count). Honestly, I think 80's nostalgia can be replaced with just about anything when it comes to a "shape-shifting aliens who mimic earthly cultures" plot. It's very basic, yet it doesn't really fit in with the theme of arcade games. It just comes off as a poor excuse for pandering to 80's kids, instead of using that element to bring up interesting concepts and world-exploring in this universe.
So I have two solutions for this, either;
A. Do not do a time jump, and keep the story in the 80's. Make it an alternate universe where different forms of consoles and computers are being developed. Maybe the adult characters are very unfamiliar with these changes, but allowing for the kid characters to have more of an advantage because that stuff would be more relevant to them. Because this was before a time where kids often thought about becoming programmers, it will also work as a disadvantage to the kids because they won't have an excuse to suddenly know how the opposing side works.
Or B. It takes place in a modern era, with Virtual reality, game consoles, and laptops, but it doesn't overly modernize itself with teens on phones, saying outdated things like "lemmie just take a selfie" saying "hashtag" out loud, or any junk like that (Because guess what? Teens and kids don't usually act like that). Maybe make the environment time neutral by making it a mix between the 2010's, 2000's, 1990's, and 1980's. I don't really think it's relevant enough to work in a present setting.
And lastly, let's talk about the big bad of the movie.
Really in Pixels, it's more of a self-struggle either projected upon others, or manifested into it's own being for the protagonist to succeed. There's not really a lot of leg space for anyone else to develop other than the main character (and perhaps something happens occasionally to the comedic reliefs\mascot characters). I imagine maybe this version doesn't have just one central character\plot, kind of like Stranger Things. However, unlike Stranger Things, I would also like a compelling and intriguing villain. Sadly, Pixels doesn't really have that; i has Donkey Kong, but he's nothing more than an alien catering to the protagonist's inner struggles (and nostalgia). There's nothing really more to DK other than that, so there's not a lot of difference between him and any of his previous minions.
And there's nothing really compelling about DK; because at least in canon, he's just a scared circus animal. There's not a lot of reasoning behind his actions other than to just invade. It's basic alien stuff like I said before, it can basically be replaced with some other theme than arcade games.
So what would be a compelling antagonist? Foils to the main group of characters (such as an older school bully, or maybe twisted programmers), create conflict, but if we're keeping the theme of attack of the machines and videogame characters, there has to be a bigger bad than that.
Oh! If only there was an already established villain-coded, tech-based, 80's icon with the ability to control almost all technology!
....
Trust me, I'm onto something!
Max Headroom was always presented as an egotistical talking head. He had multiple shows in the 1980's, as well as guest starred on multiple shows. Perhaps Max survives off of his viewers, and constantly strives to expand his audience. Max does not tend to care about other's well beings, and just wishes to use them as a way to gain publicity for his shows. Max also has a tendency to step over whoever he needs to to gain popularity, including his own film crew.
Max also has multiple canon abilities such as:
Being able to transfer to any screen (including arcade games)
See and interact with the people watching him
Control more than one screen
Interact with himself from one screen to another (multitask)
Turn on and off lights (and likely other outlets as well)
Manipulate the visuals of the screen that he's controlling
All of these abilities can be expanded and explored enough to set him up as a powerful and unpredictable villain.
I've also came up with a couple motives as well;
A. If this is in a modern era, Max could be suffering from a long hiatus since he hasn't been that active since the 80's; causing Max to seek as much attention to thrive off of as possible. To do this, Max hijacks as many outlets as possible to air his show. He might also use this as a way to repel audiences away from all other media; making it easier to turn to him for entertainment.
B. This takes place in an alternate universe where Max Headroom became more popular than it originally was. He starts taking over half of ads and television shows on air, getting more power hungry with each channel he takes. However, in his media take-over, ratings take a slight drop due to uninterested children who have turned to other outlets like toys, videogames, and arcades. This inspires Max to take a full takeover over everything electrical, causing a full invasion of all things electrical.
(I also forgot to mention that Max very likely hates children, and has canonly protested the execution of all of them)
Bam! And there you have it. A slightly more efficient plot for Pixels.
This was rotting in my head for a while and I wanted to let it out. Sorry for the ramble.
#pixels#plot ideas#movie ideas#1980s nostalgia#rambeling#80s nostalgia#ramble#max headroom#pixels inspired#goonies inspired#tropes#arcades#pixels 2015#goonies#adam sandler#writing rant#rant
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Habanero
You're a good girl, well behaved.
Absolutely not the type to rail random guys in nightclubs.
Until you are.
Fandom: BNHA
Pairing: Aizawa x Reader, eventual polyamorous Erasermic x Reader
Rating: This chapter is Gen, no smut at all.Â
Trigger Warnings: None in this chapter.
AO3: Here | Want to support me? I have a Kofi
Chapter: 3/16 (all chapters)
âGood evening, Listeners! Itâs 7PM on this fine Wednesday night and I hope you all are doing a-o-kay!â
Hizashi leaned back from his mic and pressed the cheer button on his soundboard.
âTonight it is my absolute pleasure to announce a brand new segment to our show! I have a guest in my studio tonight. Please raise your hands, paws, flippers and/or wings for (Name), my lovely colleague from UA!â
He waved to you and you leaned forwards towards your own microphone.
âPleased to meet you everyone,â you said, Hizashi clapping boisterously in the background. âItâs a pleasure to be here.â
âCute, so cute!â
His excitement was contagious and you couldnât help but laugh.
â(Name) is a very special guest,â he said, pushing the âoooooâ button on his soundboard. âSheâs the guidance counsellor at UA. (Name), why donât you tell the listeners a little about what you do?â
âWell, the welfare and wellbeing of our students is of course our top priority at UA,â you said, âand so my role is to ensure these needs are being met. If theyâre feeling pressured or struggling to find agency opportunities or simply unsure of their futuresâŚâ
âOf course,â said Hizashi. âNow, Listeners, (Name) has kindly offered up her time for this new weekly segment, which Iâm going to call âSupport Micâ. If you, my wonderful listeners, or anyone you know have a problem and require a sympathetic ear, please send them anonymously through my website or texting service and (Name) and I will advise to the best of our ability. Sound good, (Name)?â
âYes!â
âAlright then, weâre going to take a short break and after that weâll go through your submissions,â said Hizashi, bringing up the next song on his playlist. âIf you canât join us, please enjoy your evening, PLUS ULTRA!â
âPLUS ULTRA!â you echoed and Hizashi laughed out loud.
âSo CUTE,â he cried out, before muting your microphones and playing music. He pulled off his earphones and you did the same, reaching for a glass of water.
You were now two months into your job at UA and the time had flown by. You had transformed your office into a space that felt more like your own and familiarised yourself with the names and faces of just about every student at the school. The previous guidance counsellor had been a woman in her eighties, retiring as opposed to taking on a new role and as a consequence your resources and day to day activities needed updating to reflect the modern climate.
None of it would have been possible without the help of your colleagues. Even Shouta, who had said at most half a dozen words to you since leaving your house, had sent the rather more vulnerable students in your direction.
The agony aunt segment was your idea and Hizashi only too happy to include it in his regular radio show, with the caveat that you bought him a beer the next time you went to the izakaya.
Truthfully, you didnât expect very many requests to come in, so it came as a complete shock when you refreshed the website and found thirty had already arrived in the first two minutes.
âP...Plus Ultra,â you murmured.
â
Support Mic was only a half hour segment, but you could easily have gone on for so much longer. Hizashi had done nothing but coo over you since you left the studio.
âWaaah, (Name), you were a natural!â
You had been so very nervous before the broadcast. Youâd expected to stumble over your words or get no questions at all. In the end you answered so many questions and talked so much that it felt like you had swallowed a bucketful of gravel.
âThank you,â you said, packing up your purse, âfor having me, I mean. That was a lot of fun.â
âDid you want me to drive you home? Itâs getting late.â
âNo, itâs fine, I donât live far.â
âWell, if youâre sure,â said Hizashi, âsee you to-morr-ow, sweet listener!â
You waved goodbye and continued up the street, reaching into your purse for your train pass, only for your blood to run cold when you realised it wasnât there.
Shit
You rummaged through packs of tissues, chewing gum, pepper spray and more to no avail.
âWhere is it,â you mumbled, grabbing your miniature torch and shining it on the contents.
You thought back to the last time you had seen it, when you arrived at work that morning. You had dropped your purse down on your desk when you saw Hizashi arriving and hurried after him to verify your studio appointment. It must have fallen out then and you sighed, turning the other way to go back to UA.
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As a kid you had always been afraid of the dark. You were the one who squealed at ghost stories during sleepovers and had to hide your face during scary movies.
You liked to think that you had gotten braver as you got older, but that was far from true. You still didnât like taking late night trains or watching horror movies with your friends. You definitely didnât enjoy walking the empty corridors of UA.
Pull yourself together, (Name)...
Itâs just the school. No oneâs here. No one can-
Somewhere in the distance, you heard a door slam.
âOfuckofuckofuckofuck,â you stammered, picking up your pace and rushing off in the direction of your office. Your shoes clattered against the hard floor and you were sure you heard a second set in pursuit.
You threw yourself into your office and closed the door behind you, immediately rushing to crouch under your desk. Someone, or something, hovered outside. You could practically see the newspaper headlines: Guidance Counsellor Found Dead in Violent Attack .
Every cloud had a silver lining, you supposed. You could see your train pass on the cabinet.
Whoever was outside your office rattled the handle and then stepped inside and you clapped your hands over your mouth to stifle any sound.
What could you do? None of the teachers were around and your quirk wasnât suitable for fighting. Suddenly, you wished you had agreed to Hizashi walking you home. You took a deep breath, willing yourself to do something. You werenât a teacher or even a pro hero, but you couldnât sit by and do nothing.
But what could you do?
The intruderâs footsteps grew closer and you reached for your purse, frantically digging through it for pepper spray. Even if you couldnât fight off this assailant, you could disable them just enough to get away and raise the alarm.
You tightened your grip on the can and released the cap with your thumbnail.
It was now or never.
You bolted out from underneath the desk with a screech and sprayed the intruder with a faceful of pepper spray, causing them to cry out in pain. You covered your face and ran for the door, only to fall flat on your face, arms and legs bound. You struggled against the bindings, rolling over onto your back to get a good look at your attacker.
H..hUH?
You didnât know what you had expected, but you definitely couldnât have predicted the sight before you. It wasnât an intruder...it was Shouta and he was desperately rubbing his eyes and cursing. The material binding you was his scarf.
âSh...Shouta?â
He paused, lifting an arm from his face and squinting down at you. He took in the sight of you, frozen on the floor with your arms and legs bound in place and sighed, returning it to its regular state.
âIâm so sorry,â you said, getting back to your feet, âI thought-â
âWhat the hell did you think you were doing?â he snarled.
âI thought you were a villain!â
âThatâs really not the problem here,â he said. âWhat are you even doing here?â
âI...I forgot my train pass,â you said, wringing your hands. âIâm sorry. I should have just bought a new one.â
Shouta continued to rub his eyes with a groan and you reached out for his arm.
âCome with me,â you said, âthatâll just make it worse.â
You werenât a hero, but there was something you could do.
â
You guided him to the empty staff room and murmured yet more apologies as you turned on the lights. Shouta curled up on the couch, rubbing his eyes and cursing under his breath.
You stole glances as you ran a cloth under the tap, chewing your bottom lip and feeling more than a little bit guilty.
âHere,â you said, squeezing excess water from the cloth and walking back to the couch. âThis should help.â
You knelt down beside him and dabbed the cloth over his eyes as gently as humanly possible, wincing at the sight of how red and puffy they had become. Youâd never used pepper spray before and almost certainly used far too much.
Shouta groaned in discomfort the moment the cloth touched him, but remained perfectly still.
This was the first time you had been alone since the reset and you found yourself tongue-tied.
You had slept together twice now, yet you still found it difficult to read him. He was the human embodiment of still waters and you had no doubts that his innermost thoughts were as much of a tangled mess as your own. He was just better at hiding them.
The morning of the reset, you had given up on sleeping. You were unable to stop thinking about the man in your bed; the man you thought you would never see again but would have to see almost every day.
You hadnât been able to sleep after that, instead putting in a load of laundry and getting an incredibly early start on breakfast. When Shouta rolled out of bed at 6am, you had washed and dried his discarded clothes and folded them on your bedside table, as well as putting together an enormous breakfast and fresh pot of coffee.
âSo,â you had said as he rubbed his eyes. âThe reset.â
âYes,â he said, dragging on his shirt and giving it a confused sniff. âTomorrow is day one.â
That was the last he said on the matter and the longest conversation you had had in months.
Until now, of course.
âDoes it still hurt?â
You sat back on your heels and lowered the cloth onto your lap, watching as Shouta squeezed his eyes shut and then, very slowly, attempted to open them. He immediately seemed to regret it, for he flinched and began to squint.
âIâll get more water, just a-â
You moved to stand up, only for him to take hold of your arm.
âWhy would you try and confront a villain without help? You could have gotten yourself killed.â
âI wasnât going to fight,â you said. âI was going to raise the alarm.â
âOh, and then what? Youâve exposed yourself to the villain without knowing what their quirk is. They could have set you on fire or gassed you or something.â
âIâŚâ
You werenât a student, he wasnât your teacher, yet somehow it felt like being in detention.
âI donât know,â you said.
âYou need to be more rational in these things,â said Shouta, closing his eyes again. âRunning head on into danger gets people killed.â
You were quite glad heâd closed his eyes. You couldnât stifle the smile breaking out across your face.
He wasnât angry at you at all. Stern, yes, though only out of concern for your safety.
âGood job I had a big, strong Eraserhead around to protect me,â you said, booping his nose with the cloth before getting to your feet. You expected him to protest, but he stayed silent, barely moving even as you ran the cloth under the cold tap.
âYouâre not a pro hero,â he said.
âNo, Iâm not.â
âThen why are you here...in a school for pro heroes?â
You switched off the tap and squeezed excess water from the cloth.
âAre you questioning my credentials, Professor Aizawa?â
âNot particularly,â he said. âItâs important to know the strengths and weaknesses of your team.â
âYou could have looked at my file, you know.â
âToo much hassle. I wanted to ask you in person.â
You returned to the couch, cloth in hand. You got the impression that this was a test. Perhaps he already had looked at your file and was suspicious of you as a result. You wouldnât blame him in his position, given the nature of your quirk and role in the school. He cared about the students far more than he would ever let on.
âWell,â you said, dabbing his eyes. âItâs true Iâm not a pro, but I do have a quirk. Itâs not⌠a particularly conventional one, though.â
Shouta stayed silent, waiting for you to continue.
âMy quirk is a lie detector,â you said. âI can force people to tell the truth.â
âHow do you activate it?â
âI say a little phrase.â
âShow me.â
He squinted at you, watching your body language. You were familiar with this dance; people learning what your quirk was and immediately wondering if you had used it on them without them realising. You got the feeling it ran deeper with Shouta. He wasnât as interested in seeing your quirk as how comfortable you were using it on other people. Were you the type to proudly abuse your power? Did you take it lightly?
In truth, you werenât comfortable using your quirk. Not at all.
âTell me,â you said, goosebumps breaking out across your skin at the activation. âWhatâs your happiest memory?â
âThere was a roof,â he said, without a momentâs hesitation. âMy friends were there-â
You chose that question as you had believed it would be harmless. The horror in his eyes as he realised what he was saying, though, made you wonder if you had made a terrible mistake.
He clamped his mouth shut, eyes shining red.
You realised your skin no longer tingled. Heâd erased your quirk.
âIâŚIâm so sorry,â you said, immediately overwhelmed by guilt. âI didnât-â
âItâs fine,â he said, closing his eyes. âIâve given it back now.â
It wasnât fine, though. You had seen enough to know that. You clenched your hands in your lap, all too aware of the water soaking your skirt.
âIâm sorry,â you said again, unable to think of anything more coherent.
âAnswer my question,â he said, far more gently than the first time. âWhy did you come to a school for pro heroes?â
You thought about the scars on his body; the flash of horror at what should have been his happiest memory.
âBecause,â you said, âheroes are more likely to get lost.â
Shouta glanced at you out of the corner of his eye and you blushed, worried you had said something embarrassing. He reached down into your lap for the cloth and placed it on his face.
âItâs getting late,â he said. âYou should go home.â
âWhat about you?â
âDonât worry about me,â he said, âI still have some stuff to do.â
âCan I at least make you some coffee?â
âNah.â
You reached for your purse, albeit reluctantly, making sure to check and double check that you had your train pass. You couldnât believe how much chaos it had caused.
âAre you sure you donât want anything? I can get you some candy from the vending machine.â
Shouta had rolled over onto his side with his back to you and waved you away.
âDonât think too much about it, just go.â
The school corridors didnât seem so scary on your way out. The shadows didnât seem quite so dark, nor your footsteps so loud. You were too distracted to truly pay attention, racking your brains for some way to make it up to Shouta. Perhaps youâd bring him lunch one day or make him his favourite snacks. Hizashi would know the kinds of things he liked to eat. You decided to ask him in the morning.
The lights were still on in the 1-A homeroom and you peered inside as you passed. From the looks of things, Shouta had been in the middle of marking. That wasnât what drew your attention, though.
In his haste to leave the room and investigate the commotion, he hadnât bothered to switch off the radio on his desk, instead leaving it to play to itself. Hizashiâs voice was more than a little distinctive and you knew within seconds that it was his show.
â Now then, listeners, itâs time for our nightly poll! Tonight is a really difficult one, submitted by user rokstar88. When reborn into your next life, would you rather have no hair on your body at all or be completely hairy, like a yeti? Results are in after this short break.â
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Gotham Monster!Verse AUâs?
Alright, but now, you all know that I am obsessed with Gotham AUâs but what I havenât talked about is my LOVE of the Classic Universal Monsters, and I want to get your opinions on some of these crazy ideas of mine!
Dracula/Vampires: I already have two AUâs lined up with vampires, my Underworld AU/re-write and my Master Vampire Jervis idea so, letâs just move on.
Frankenstein: Victor (do I really have to specify at this point? You all know which one Iâm obsessed with) and Bridgit are Strangeâs modern day Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein creations and he wants them to mate, but the two canât seem to stand each other so he hopes co-habitation will force them to get along. One day, however, Bruce comes to get answers about his parents death (or heâs an investigative journalist that gets caught, whichever sounds better) and, instead of outright killing him, they throw him to âThe Ice Freak and Fire Brideâ. Everyone expects to see Bruce get ripped to shreds, frozen and smashed, or just burnt to a crisp, but instead, the pair are most curious about him and attack any who try to take him away from them.
The Mummy: This is one Iâm not sure on, just because weâve had numerous interpretations of the Mummy story (yes, the one with Tom Cruise was trash, but the story idea was still unique). So, letâs try this route; villain of your choice (Iâm leaning towards Jerome, Jeremiah, or Jonathan myself) is an ancient Egyptian Prince/Princess who tries to invoke Kek, the Egyptian God of Darkness and Chaos, but is caught before the ritual can be completed and mummified alive. Transport to modern day and the Wayneâs are funding an excavation for the fabled Prince/Princess who Courted Chaos. When they find the tomb, Bruce accidentally gets blood on the sarcophagus and awakens the sleeping prince/princess who is very grateful and wants to make Bruce their consort to rule over the chaos Kek will bring when they successfully bring him about this time.
The Invisible Man: Jonathan (or Jerome just because I can see the crazy little shit enjoying this) invents a concoction that turns him invisible for a few hours which he uses to scare the daylights out of people. Then, one night, Bruce comes upon the scene where a young couple are being mugged and saves them, unaware of his invisible audience. Jonathan tails him to try and understand why he wasnât afraid of getting hurt and why he would put himself in danger for strangers and tries to psyche him out, but Bruce is quick to realize heâs got an unwanted guest. He fights Jonathan, almost getting the upper hand but he forgot about Jonathanâs chemicals and is sadly knocked out. When he comes too, he is strapped to a bed and Jonathan wants to see just how brave Bruce can be in the face of the unknown.
The Wolfman: Poor, weak, little Jonathan is constantly picked on in high school, and often finds himself being protected from the bullies by his crush, Bruce Wayne. Sick of always needing to be rescued, he wants Bruce to see him as someone strong enough to stand beside him, not behind him. While asking his dad for advice, Gerald has to leave suddenly and leaves an untested serum out where it shouldnât be. Itâs meant to make people better by giving them certain attributes of wolves; their speed, strength, sense of smell and hearing, lightness of feet, everything Jonathan needs for Bruce to really see him. After he takes the serum, people are shocked by how different Jonathan becomes, including less fearful and more aggressive. Soon, however, there are news reports of the bullies of the school being attacked by some rabid dogs, alive but almost torn to pieces. Not to mention Jonathan has started asking Bruce on dates and can be a little... aggressive when kissing. After all, all wolves need a mate.
The Phantom of the Opera: Jervis is the Phantom who loves a stagehand, Jonathan Crane, who loves Theodora Galavan's (Galavan as a woman, *shudders*; I think I just gave myself a case of the heebie jeebies) understudy, Bryce Wayne, a beautiful singer and dancer who sadly has not had the chance to shine yet. Jervis strikes a deal with Jonathan; if he helps Bryce become the star, Jonathan will allow Jervis to have sex with him. Jonathan is so in love with Bryce, and more than a little intrigued by what the Phantom has in store to make Theodora (whoâs a real bitch to everyone) leave, that he agrees. As Bryce rises, and Jonathan actually does start to fall in love with Jervis, Jervis himself falls for Bryce's charm and beauty too and decides, why not have his cake and eat it too? Jervis proposes the idea to Jonathan who loves it as he too would get the best of both worlds and wouldnât have to worry about Bryce being chewed up and spat out by a fickle audience. Jonathan gives her a sleeping draft and they manage to transfer her to 'Underland' where Jervis and Jonathan set about convincing the young Opera Star she'll only get hurt up there, so why not stay with them?Â
Creature from the Black Lagoon: My personal favourite of the Classic Monsters, so who better than my favourite Rogue for this one? Bryce is part of an expedition to find remains of a fossil that could prove some sort of link between marine life and land life in the arctic region. While there, she is spotted by a creature that is half man/half octopus (our own Mr. Freeze), who decides she would make a very pretty mate and kidnaps her, taking her to his underground spot that has a dry spot where she can rest. Unable to hold her breath long enough to escape on her own, and knowing the search parties probably think she drowned, Bryce is very limited in options, particularly when Victor offers her a potion that will let her breathe under water where she wonât feel the cold as strongly. Bryce agrees to take it, hoping to get back to her party, but Victor was ready for any kind of tricks and manages to freeze her arms and legs, where he then proceeds to show her how... talented, his tentacles are.
I also have one or two for nature spirit Ivy and one featuring a plot similar to a movie from the early 2000s called Mermaid Chronicles: She Creature, but this is long enough.
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Time For a Change Ch.4
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âI⌠think thatâs everything?â Marinette questioned quietly after checking that she had all the items on her âbring with meâ list⌠For the third time. After she got back from her meetup with Kagami the day before, she made the list of all the things she would need to pack. She wasnât stressed about bringing clothing or something like that, but rather about an emergency sewing kit and such.
But wait, wasnât the wedding supposed to be two days from the meetup? Marinette said so herself!
Yes, indeed she did. But she forgot about one thing.
You see, since her parents were asked to cater for the buffet of the wedding, they had to arrive earlier than all of the guests, including the groom and the bride. While the wedding itself was going to be on December 14th, it was going to start early in the morning â which meant a ton of things to prepare the day prior. Along with being asked to cater, the Dupain-Chengs also held the positions of a bridesmaid and a maid of honor, so they were going to oversee the preparations and make sure everything goes according to plan.
âMarinette! Weâre leaving in 15 minutes! Make sure you have everything!â
âYes, maman!â Closing the suitcase, she sighed in relief. Looking over at the bridesmaid dress, currently laid on her chaise in a garment bag, she started bringing her luggage downstairs. She struggled a little bit, more because of the maneuvering than the weight; She had been working out, after all.
She brought her luggage to the van they borrowed and placed it in the appropriate place and went around to the back to potentially help her parents with loading the cake into the van.
Why âBorrowedâ, you ask? No? Well, Iâm gonna tell you anyway.
The bakery they bought a long time ago wasnât originally a bakery. Her parents built the bakery from scratch and were happy with the results. At the time, it didnât even matter to them if the place was small; they were just starting out and were barely known. Even as they became well-known, their customers commented that the bakery was warm and welcoming. The downside was that the building had no garage, which was becoming a problem with their rising number of orders. Thankfully, her parents were grateful for a friend of theirs that provided delivery services. They cooperated on big deliveries and often shared a part of the income. Thus, their problem was solved.
After helping her parents move the cake and many, many pastries, desserts and many more heavenly sweets for the buffet, the family got into the van and begun their two hours long way to the wedding venue.
When they arrived, it was already 10 AM and the workers there were already hard at work. Even though they were present for probably about 3 hours, the venue was barely decorated â but that was acceptable, given the space they were working with. Nadja, being a successful reporter, had met a lot of people in her life and made a lot of friends along the way. It was to be expected that the wedding was going to be big. And by big, we mean Castle of Esclimont big.
From what Marinette saw, chairs and tables outside were already set up randomly with people moving them to find the perfect placement and there were boxes of decorations waiting to be opened. The place was already being decorated with fake and cold-withstanding flowers to give in to the theme of the wedding. The family made their way into the castle, where the rooms for the guests of the wedding were supposed to be.
âAlright, Marinette. If you need us, we will be helping out with the decorations.â Her mother smiled gently, walking out of the room with her husband in tow.
Marinette looked around the room, taking in the details of it. The design of the walls, floor and furniture reflected the style of the building. It held the feeling of being in a royal bedroom. The furniture, while new and modern, was styled in a way that basically screamed âhistoryâ. But as traditional, antique, old-fashioned, however you may call it, as it was, the hand of modern technology did not just pass by the area without leaving something behind. There was a safe in the corner of the closet, a TV opposite of the bed and the bathroom the room was adjacent to was fully modern.
Which was completely understandable. As much as the old-time look of it all made Marinette admire the building, she (and, probably, everybody else) would certainly not want to pee in a bucket.
Checking the hallway in case her parents forgot something, she closed the door into the room and approached her bed, where she opened her suitcase.
âYou can come out, Tikki.â
Tikki immediately flew out of her chosenâs pocket and looked around, darting to every corner of the room. Marinette let her kwami search for a hiding spot while she upacked a few of her things. She didnât know how long they were going to stay, but if things all went according to plan, they would leave the day after the wedding. She didnât want to unpack all of her things in case she wouldnât even use them. She unpacked her hygiene products, her pajamas and casual clothes, putting them into the built-in closet next to the bridesmaid dress.
Last, she brought out her sewing kit and laid it next to the door, where it was easy to find and reach in case of a fashion emergency. Nothing could ruin such a special day. And nothing would.
Marinette could only hope that Hawkmoth wouldnât decide to send out an akuma while the ceremony was held.
Tikki returned soon after Marinette finished unpacking her stuff and they both made their way outside to see the decorations and help out with the preparations.
When she got there, she saw a glimpse of her father helping carry two tables into the garden. Instead of calling out to him, she searched for her mom.
She found her by the entrance of the castle, carrying various sweats and pastries out of the van.
âTom already brought the cake in, so all we have to do is take the other desserts over to the kitchen fridge.â Silently, Marinette started picking up boxes of treats from the van and followed her mother into the kitchens. She was pleasantly surprised that the kitchens were well maintained, unlike those in certain restaurants. The place looked properly cleaned, with small exceptions that could be pardoned in such a big kitchen.
After about half an hour later, the van was completely emptied and Marinette and her mother went over to help with the decorations. Being close to the bride, Sabine went over to the woman organizing the furniture and the two discussed the arrangements together. Marinette, not wanting to butt in on their conversation, helped various people with moving the furniture to the appropriate place and, occasionally, suggesting a change of the placement or dĂŠcor.
They took a small break around lunch, to eat and relax for a bit, before going back and managing the details and making sure the staff at the hotel all knew about the wedding and had instructions on what to do. There was still quite a few things to dĂŠcor, but that would all be finished in time for the wedding the next day.
At 7pm, they took another break to eat dinner and, again, relax. By that time, the majority of the venue was ready for the wedding ceremony. Sabine even sent Marinette away, saying that theyâve got it handled and she could do what she wanted. She helped out for a little while after that with table decorations, before she decided that she really was tired and went into her room.
She passed by a glass door and, with her curiosity taking over, peeked through the glass. She saw a garden; different to the one where the wedding was to be taking place, which was behind the castle. This one was on itâs side, so it seemed. There was a pretty big pool with folded chairs next to it. Since it was so late, she didnât see anybody else in the pool garden, so she buttoned-up her coat and stepped outside. As she approached the pool, she noticed an archway on the side of it, connected to a stone wall that wrapped around the area of the garden. It was a pathway into another building that belonged to the castle grounds, trees were planted on one side of the sand path, the other being protected by the castleâs wall. She didnât want to venture further, though. As guests, they had restrictions and she didnât want to accidentally enter a place where she wasnât allowed. She turned around, about to head back into her room, when she heard a rustle in the bushes nearby. Startled, she quickly turned around to get inside as quickly as she could â it was already hard to see outside, after all, when she bumped into somebody.
The impact wasnât strong enough for her to fall over, but it did make her stumble. She began apologizing straight away.
âOh my go- Iâm so sorry, I wasnât looking where I was going- I-â Looking up, she froze in place.
Her first thought was Adrien Agreste.
Why?
Because in front of her stood a boy strangely too similar to her blond classmate.
She would assume it was Adrien further, had she not noticed the distinct differences between the two. For instance, while the boy in front of her had the same shade of golden blond hair as Adrien, they seemed to be a bit longer and combed to the side. His face strangely resembled Adrienâs in the structure, but upon closer look, Marinette could see that he had sharper cheekbones and a more defined jawline. Lastly, the most distinctive feature, his eyes. Instead of green, Marinette stared into a pair of silvery grey eyes.
There was a pause, before Marinette realized the situation they were in and stepped away from him.
âSorry, I- â There was another pause, as Marinette took in his appearance. He had a coat on, unbuttoned, and she noticed he wore a formalwear. It was similar to what she saw some of the castle staff wear. Her eyes widened. â-Iâm so sorry, I didnât see any sign that this area was prohibited to guests. Please donât tell the security, or call your boss, or anything, I was just curious and-â
âMiss, I assure you that you are not in any trouble. This area is indeed available to guests so you do not need to worry.â She sighed out in relief, âAlso, I am not an employee.â She stiffened up again, her eyes widening slightly. Great, now she unknowingly insulted him.
âOh, Iâm so sorry! I just saw your clothes and assumed- Iâm so sorry.â He nodded, a sign that he took her apology. The conversation seemed to end there, which Marinette didnât mind. The situation was embarrassing enough and she was glad to head back.
The bush moved again, though, which cause both their heads to turn into itâs direction. She saw the stranger move towards it and reach out to it. A moment later, out of the bush emerged a black kitty. It was more of a cat, but still held the resemblance of a kitten, hinting on itâs young age.
âSo thatâs what was hiding in there. You really startled me, little guy.â Marinette whispered softly, making the kitty wince slightly before cautiously stepping fully out of the bush. Only after the stranger crouched down did Marinette notice a bag in his hand.
She watched as the stranger pulled the contents of the bag out and handed them to the kitty, who was obviously hungry. She smiled subconsciously, admiring the care he showed. Not in a romantic way, though, but Marinette always admired kind and good-hearted people. There werenât many of them in the world, after all.
She turned around and left the two alone, walking into her own room.
Tikki scolded her only a little bit for wandering off somewhere this dark and alone. She knew that Marinette would hold her own against many people, but it didnât ease her worry for the young heroine. If something were to happen to her physically after what she had to endure emotionally in school⌠Well, letâs just say we wouldnât want another âPlagg accidentally uses cataslysmâ event.
She was simply worried.
Marinette returned to her room a little after 8pm, changing into her pajamas and turning on the TV, she grabbed the sketchbook and filled it with the many ideas for designs inspired by the old-fashioned style of the castle.
Her parents came back a little after 10pm, wishing her a good night before heading into their own room to rest. She followed suit and, after setting up a few alarm clocks to wake up in time to prepare for the wedding, she went to sleep.
The morning was hectic. Marinette couldnât imagine what Nadja must be going through at the time, because she was nervous as hell, and she wasnât even the bride. Her morning started normally, with her daily morning routine.
The wedding starts at 10, or at least, thatâs when the vendors arrive to prepare for ceremony setup.
Nadja was already in the castle, having arrived in the middle of the night due to personal reasons, and will probably start getting ready for the wedding soon. Marinette wanted to stop by in case she needed help with the dress or to announce that if something were to happen at any time, she is prepared and to find her.
Stepping out of her room, she noticed that the halls were already busy with people running to prepare for the ceremony. She kept her guard up, evaded any possible collisions with others and made it all the way into Nadjaâs dressing room.
Knocking on the door, she heard the voice of her mom yell out âCome in! But if youâre the groom, youâre gonna feel my foot on your back as I kick you out!â Giggling quietly, she entered the room and greeted the women. There was only her mom and Nadja that she recognized, then three other young women, who she assumed were friends of Nadja and probably the other bridesmaids.
Nadja was still out of her dress, and it seemed that the preparations were only starting, as the women were only spreading out hordes of make-up and bottles of nail polish on the table now.
âGood morning, mom. Good morning, Nadja. I hope youâre well rested.â Nadja gave her a sheepish and a little nervous smile.
âI mean, as well as a bride on her wedding day can be.â She smiled at the woman, before her attention was switched to her mom, who faced her suddenly.
âGood morning, sweetie, could you please inform your father that Iâll meet with him at the ceremony? I donât think I will have enough time to tell him myself, so I would need you to give him this.â She handed her a notebook that she grabbed from a nearby table, âAnd, please, help him out with setting up the buffet.â Marinette nodded and headed for the door, before pausing.
âOh, Nadja? If there is any problem, I brought an emergency kit. If anything happens, find me immediately.â Nadja bid her thanks and smiled at her appreciatingly. Marinette nodded again and made her way into the kitchens. She found her father and gave him the notebook, which she found out was filled with notes about certain foods and directions on where to put them.
She helped him out with setting up the buffet table and putting up final decorations on the tables. By then, it was already 11am and the vendors were hard at work with their own preparations. The first guests would arrive around 12 oâclock, so by then, she would have to be ready.
She released her hair from her pigtails and put on her bridesmaidâs dress. With a little bit of Tikkiâs help, she managed to zip it up and move on to the hairstyle. She looked herself over in the mirror, deciding on what to do with her hair since the bridesmaidâs werenât instructed on a specific type of hairstyle to use. She decided to leave it simple and put her hair into a bun, similar to the one she did when she was younger, only slightly different thanks to the difference in her hair length from then and now. Last, she let out a few streaks of hair on the sides of her head to better frame her face.
She felt satisfied with the results, the last thing to decide was whether or not she was going to put makeup on. She wasnât very skilled with it, since she normally didnât use it, hence her hesitation to do so. In the end, she used a red lipstick and a little bit of blush. At the very least, her red lipstick would match her red earrings.
When she was finally all done, it was almost 12 oâclock. She was surprised by how long it took her to get ready. She grabbed a small red purse (she silently celebrated that she brought it along just in case), where she put her phone and where Tikki would be hiding for the rest of the day â she didnât need to bring any more of her stuff, since if she needed anything, it was like a five minute walk to her room. Putting the purse around her shoulder, she went over to her dresser where her bodice and flower crown were, put it on and swiftly left her room.
She arrived around the same time as the first guests did, for she saw a pair dressed in formalwear talking to one of the staff who was pointing towards where the ceremony would be held. She went out of the palace and into the garden, pulling the furry bodice closer to her form once she realized how cold it really was.
She waved at her father, whoâs eyes widened when his attention switched to her. As she approached, he warmly greeted her with a hug.
âYou look beautiful, darling.â Giggling, she did a 360 before walking over behind the buffet table.
âThank you, same goes to you.â Her father wasnât one for formalwear, he claimed that it was stretchy and uncomfortable, so he chose not to wear it unless he really had to. But Marinette had to admit, it did look good on him.
Looking over the notebook her mother provided earlier, she began arranging various items on the list into their stated places. She had no idea why the food had an order in which to be placed, but she didnât question it. She just did as she was instructed. While she did that, her father kept bringing more and more of the pastries. At one point, Marinette worried that it wouldnât all fit on the table.
She later found out that there was a secret fridge/freezer under the table, out of the eyes of the guests and easily available for the stuff to resupply the table.
They finished quite fast, not even half an hour later, they were finished and left the table for the staff to resupply when needed. She talked with her dad for a while before he was called by a group of people she didnât know. By the way he greeted them, though, he seemed to know them quite well. She looked around, searching for a familiar face. Spotting none, she turned towards one of the people struggling with the cables for the lightning and sound. She approached them and offered a helping hand.
Halfway through the work, the guests were invited to head over to where the ceremony was being held, so Marinette bid goodbye to the workers (who thanked her for the help), and headed over to the ceremony stand. The ceremony itself wasnât going to start right away, Marinette guessed it would take another thirty minutes, but she wanted to be able to relax before the main moment of the day starts. That, and in case she had to quickly run away.
She stood of slightly to the side, by the table where the drinks were served â there was literally a punch bowl like in those high school proms on tv. She opened her purse, checking subtly on Tikki while grabbing her phone and opening the news channel.
While Nadja might be absent for a while and a bunch of her coworkers were attending the wedding, there was plenty of reporters still working and being on call if there was an akuma present. She was glad that she didnât see any alert for one and would had to hope that it would stay that way for the rest of the day. Putting her phone back, she turned around and decided to drink a little before the ceremony.
She went to pour herself a cup of punch, subtly even asking Tikki if she wanted to try it since she never had any and didnât know how it tasted.
Meow.
She looked around, quite startled by the sound. Was that a cat she just heard?
Her eyes fell to the ground behind the drink table, where the same black kitty from the day before was hiding. Her eyes softened as it meowed again, itâs voice a bit strained.
âYou, again? What are you doing here, little guy? You cannot be here.â A meow was the response she got. Her eyes fell on one of the bottles of water on the table. She grabbed one and approached the kitty. She filled the cap with it and offered it to the kitty. It seemed cautious for a bit, sniffling the cap before drinking the water inside.
After refilling the cup five times, the kitty no longer wanted to drink and only kept looking at Marinette and meowing.
âPerhaps itâs hungry?â She heard a familiar voice behind her, and only then realized that the kitty wasnât looking at her anymore but at something behind her. Turning around, her eyes widened slightly before going back to normal once she relaxed.
âThe buffet table wonât do, the items there seem to all contain chocolate. We might need to ask one of the cooks for a roll.â Marinette nodded while the blond approached the kitty slowly. She watched him interact with it, gently reaching out his hand for the kitty to sniff, before gently picking it up. Marinette wondered if she should let him take care of the kitty alone, but she replayed his sentence in her mind and realized that it held an invitation to come along. And, seeing as the ceremony room was still only half full of people, she came along.
It was a silent walk, something that Marinette found slightly uncomfortable for some reason.
âSooo,â She started, seeing him slightly turn his head towards her as an indication that she had his attention gave her enough confidence to continue, âyouâre a guest of the wedding, too, then.â He turned his head back into itâs original position.
âYes, it would seem that way.â He responded quite blatantly. It would sound a little on the harsher side, but Marinette didnât see any emotions of annoyance or anger on the boyâs face, so she assumed he was simply being polite. âPerhaps it was cold, itâs not meowing anymore.â
The two paused to look at the kitty. It seemed comfortable in the manâs arms. As soon as it noticed their eyes on it, it meowed again.
âOr not.â Marinette stated, before pausing. âAre cats even allowed in the castle?â
âEven if theyâre not, we are just taking it into the reception before taking it right back outside. It shouldnât cause any trouble.â
She nodded. The two made their way into the reception, where the man dealt with the receptionist who immediately ran over to inform them about the no pet policy.
Marinette left him alone with the kitty and the receptionist while she went into the kitchen. She asked one of the cooks who she met the day before for some rolls, if they had any. They offered her a baguette on the house and she happily accepted.
When she walked outside, she saw the man patiently waiting by the door outside, with the kitty secured in his arms. She walked over to him and the two walked back outside.
âI wonder whatâs going to happen to it.â She wondered out loud. The boy looked at her questioningly. She continued, âI mean.. Itâs still just a kitty. And itâs about to be winter and this little thing is clearly homeless.â The boy seemed to ponder over her words for a while.
âWell, you could take it in yourself.â She shook her head at the idea, already knowing too many reasons as to why that was a bad idea.
âI live in a bakery and we cannot have pets inside. The possibility of a cat hair being in one of the products is way too high.â She informed him, which he seemed to nod at.
âPerhaps we can ask around if anybody wants a kitty. One of the guests here might be looking for one.â
âYeahâŚâ
The two reached the garden with the pool, now occupied with a few of the guests. They walked over to the tree they found the kitty the day before and sat it down. Marinette crushed the baguette and picked out the soft inside of it for the kitty. They sat there for a while, just watching the kitty eat.
âSorry again about yesterday.â The boy looked her way again, silently. He was not much of a talker, Marinette noticed. Or perhaps he just didnât feel like making big talk with a stranger. âAbout bumping into you, I mean.â Suddenly, he made an expression different to the neutral one he wore up until now.
She cursed silently, she probably just made him uncomfortable now or something.
âOh, that was you?â
Marinette blanched.
He didnât remember her!
She suddenly felt embarrassed again.
Whatâs with this place always making me feel like a fool?
âHeh⌠YeahâŚâ The conversation went quiet after that, and Marinette actually thought about just turning around, saying her goodbye and bolting out of there.
âI apologize. I didnât quite pay much attention to you yesterday. My focus was mainly on the kitten.â She sighed out, at least he was making an effort to lessen the tension.
âWell, letâs drop the topic. Iâd rather not relieve that moment again.â The kitty sneezed and their attention was immediately on it.
âWe should leave the little guy here for now. Weâll see if it remains here until after the ceremony is over.â
âYeah.â
The two stood up and walked back into the gardens. The place seemed to be full with guests, most of them were already sitting in their assigned chairs. Marinette paused, unsure if she should stay and converse with the boy or head over to meet up with the other bridesmaids for the walk down the aisle. But, seeing as he didnât seem to move either, she stayed.
âIn what relation are you to Nadja?â She asked, actually curious.
âI am merely an acquaintance. Itâs my mother that actually knows Madame Chamack.â He then looked at her in a way that suggested he was asking the same question.
âMy mother and her are long-time friends and our families are actually really close.â
âI see.â
Right in that moment, it was announced that the ceremony was about to start. As the rest of the guests started to walk over into their assigned seats, she turned to the boy for the last time.
âI must say, even though our first encounter wasnât the best, MademoiselleâŚâ
âMarinette. Marinette Dupain-Cheng.â She smiled kindly.
âVery well, it was very nice meeting you, Mademoiselle Dupain-Cheng.â
âThe pleasure was mine, MonsieurâŚâ
The boy reached out his hand, which Marinette shook gently.
âFelix. Felix Graham de Vanily.â
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So about those little pies
It is a just for fun rundown like my previous post on armour weights and Douxies seemingly unnatural strenght. (Where i forgot about the possibility of additional chainmail and itâs added weight, but well..) This is not an academic article, so mistakes and inaccuracies are bound to be here. Itâs based on just my common knowledge i picked up here and there. I just did it for the fun of it, i donât mean to be educational or anything of the sort.
If this kind of discussion is not your cup of tea just scroll past, no hard feelings.
So my post today is about this scene, you know the one:
More specifically about those little bite sized pies.
Correction: could be sheep as well... they have the same type of eyes. But that's less fun đ
(Iâm going to call them pies, because they look like small pies and i have no idea if there is a more appropriate name for them.)
Douxie revels in the taste because âthey donât do it as well anymore as they used to.â Which is valid because recipes and ingredients change with time and ca. 900 years is a pretty long time. But maybe there is more to it. Not much but hey this is just for fun because iâd rather do this than anything else. (Yes, iâm procrastinating what about it?) The easy answer to why they are different back than is that the cooking books of the time were usually written by professional cooks to professional cooks so the measurements were sparse or non existant.
Now Steve finds these pies somewhere around the tournament grounds so it is safe to assume it is appropriate for even the king himself or at least to anyone in his court so it has to be good quality delicacies. The tournament is held by the kingâs curt, the contestents are his knights and foreign guest. And for the latter of course it is going to be tastier than most foods and it will use the best ingredients that can be found far and wide. Kingâs gotta represent their reach and what better way to do it then food? Expensive spices, rare meats all that jazz.
So it is safe to assume they are the best of the best. Of course Doux never going to find anything like it in the modern era because now days he probably does not eating what potantially could be on a kingâs table. Which he (tho not all the time) probably did time to time in Camelot, being Merlinâs apprentice. But in the modern era letâs be honest, as far as we know he is broke af and iâd bet my arse that he can cook decently but rarely has the time nor the energy for it because he barely even sleeps. And i donât think there is many people besides him that are running around remembering how the camelothian meat pies tasted. No wonder no one can reproduce it.
Also about these little pies being meat pies and more on the filling:
Here: Thatâs a goatâs eye. No doubt about it.
Iâd honestly be really surprised if they were not meat pies and somehow a goatâs eye was just accidentally mixed into it. Because it had to be good pies because court people and guests could eat it and all. No one wants to loose their head because they messed up some higher upâs or foreign dignityâs day with a bad pie. And Douxie seems more surprised at Steveâs reaction than anything so i assume he kind of expected to find something like that inside one of those pies? So iâm sticking to the idea that those are indeed meat pies.
So on the goat eye and the filling: If we assume it is just goat meat and the eye is accidental somehow, then correct me if iâm wrong but as far as i remember from my upbringing in mid europe, in european cuisine, especially on the mid and northren parts, goat is not the everyday go to meat. Itâs not unheard of, itâs just not that common. Itâs more of a delicacy? Or necessity in time of need. At least itâs a bit more uncommon than any other of the kind. Goats were kept more for their milk (and subsequently cheese) rather than their meat. Just like chicken which you usually did not kill for eating it if you were common folk, because the eggs provided a more steady source of food. I mean many households had a pig or two but not for everday consumption but for the pork bacon, smoked and salt-dried meats, sausages and all that for longer preservation and long term useage. Also fish were more freely available in rivers and such anyway. So fish is more of an evey day food for the masses. So having goat meat in the pies are indicating that the target is higher society who does not have to worry about the next dayâs meals and can just eat the providing live-stock.
And then there is this medieval thing called Humble or Umble pie (canât remember which is the correct one) which is made from the kind of leftover? unused parts, usually the guts of the served animals. At that timeperiod they did not wasted anything that is edible or useable for something or by someone so itâs natural really that they did this. So this pieâs filling is a mix of whatever was on the menu, which very well could include goat meat on the royal table so those guts would be included as well. Now i never eaten goat myself but those who did, say it is a bit sweeter than lamb and if kept good, can have a game-esque flavour to it. It sound actually really good, if meat is your thing that is. So i can see that being served for the people of the court.
Now an entire eye of a goat in a pie that size is a bit over the top but we are talking about a cartoon. An eyeball would never remain as intact as it is in that scene especially after baked into something. But comedic as it is to see Steveâs reaction to findig it in the pie it is actually really interesting to think about all this.
For those who reached the end, thank you for taking your time to chew through this wall of text, i hope you enjoyed it and donât take it too seriously. These are just my ramblings about little details that catch my eyes.
Correction: could be sheep as well... they have the same type of eyes. But that's less fun
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Hello! My group of Wayfarers has now built themselves a building which serves as a general meeting place, as a prayer space, and a last resort retreat in case of monster attacks. Which, if wikipedia didn't lie to me, is not unlike a Synagogue. So I was wondering if men would wear a kipah/other hat inside even if they're just gathering to eat. There're also strangers regularly entering the same space to eat. Would that make a difference?
Oh, spectacular. I love this question because it has so many different layers to it. Once again youâve asked a deceptively simple question thatâs going to take me several paragraphs of background to address, and Iâm going to expand it to include Jewish head covering practices other than men wearing kippot while weâre at it, as well as touching on the nature of Jewish sacred spaces.Â
First of all, congratulations on naming your Jewish-coded culture! Wayfarers is a fascinating name and opens interesting implications about your world. I remain incredibly curious about the story youâre telling.
Second of all, my usual 2J3O (Two Jews, three opinions) disclaimer applies, especially this time, because Iâm going to be talking about a lot of different Jewish practices with regard to head coverings, and while Iâve spent some time in a wide variety of different Jewish spaces and movements, Iâm not deeply immersed in all of them, so for Jewish readers, if I make an incorrect generalization about practices in your movement Iâd love to read your corrections. Iâd also like to point anyone reading this toward Kermabâs previous ask for context on this conversation.Â
As it happens, two years ago I conducted a series of interviews across denominations about head covering practices and feelings for a book I used in my fourth through sixth grade classroom. While I donât have legal permissions to share those interviews for any purpose other than classroom teaching, Iâll be referencing them as we go along here.Â
The first and most basic question is who covers their heads, and when. Your ask shows some basic and reasonable assumptions: men cover their heads in the synagogue. Thatâs not untrue, but it doesnât tell the whole story.
You might remember from the other ask that rabbinic Judaism, which most of us practice today, didnât develop until the sacrificial system was becoming unfeasible and eventually impossible to maintain. At that point, it seems that a cultural convention was for men and women to cover their heads at all times, with the similar explanation of modesty. Modesty seems to take on a different connotation when weâre discussing men or women--avoiding self-aggrandizement for men, sexual rectitude for women--but in essence covering oneâs head was universal. I havenât made a particular study of the shifts in this custom over time, but I can note that many examples of historic Jewish womenâs costume from different regions includes one or another type of head covering--as did the non-Jewish womenâs fashions of many of those places. At some point it became accepted that only married women needed to cover their hair, that since a womanâs hair was to be understood as a symbol of her sexuality, an unmarried womanâs visible hair was a way of communicating her availability. Menâs headwear meanwhile shifted as well, as did other religious wear such as tzitzit and tefillin. Tefillin settled into a tradition of being only worn during weekday morning prayer. Tzitzit developed into two garments: a tallit katan worn under a boyâs or manâs clothing at all times, and a tallit gadol worn over the clothing only during the morning prayer service. In communities where it was becoming uncommon for non-Jewish men to cover their heads, especially in places where the Christian convention was to remove oneâs hat upon entering their houses of worship, it became expected in a synagogue that men might need to be told that the convention was to cover their heads, and kippot began to be provided to them there.Â
However, the convention isnât actually to cover oneâs head out of respect for the building. As you learned in your research, a synagogue building isnât a locus of holiness but a location where holy activities take place. The expectation that developed was that men should cover their heads when engaging in religious activities. What are religious activities? Prayer, certainly, but also any activity that includes prayer, such as lifecycle occasions, home rituals, and eating.Â
Thereâs a memorable scene in George Eliotâs famously well-researched novel Daniel Deronda in which Daniel sits down to a Shabbat meal with a Jewish family. Eliot describes the family and their guests pausing before they ate, the men putting on their hats, and a benediction Eliot and her character do not understand taking place before the meal is eaten. From my perspective as a modern American, it was notable to me that they didnât put on kippot but resumed the hats any Victorian man would take off upon entering their home, which these men had apparently also taken off, but put back on for the brachot before eating (Eliot doesnât specify, as far as I can remember, whether they kept them on through the meal).Â
Daniel Deronda makes passing reference to the split that was already underway at the time in European Jewry, the development of the Reform movement. Early Reform practice developed out of a desire to be as little distinguished from the surrounding Christian culture as possible without actually worshipping a tripartite deity. Changes included, among others, abandoning all unique cultural garments, including tefillin, tzitzit, and any indoor covering of heads. At the time Eliot was writing, âReformedâ and âRabbinicâ--now Reform and Orthodox--were the only two distinct movements of European Judaism, though Hasidic groups, under the heading of Rabbinic Judaism but each having developed unique traditions, were many. My knowledge of what non-European Jews were doing, sartorially, at the time is very slight and I would welcome knowledgeable input.Â
The development of the Conservative movement is generally credited to the 1880s, when a disagreement within the Reform movement about how far to assimilate and which traditions to abandon culminated in the famed âTrefa Banquetâ at which those who wanted to conserve practices such as keeping kosher are said to have walked out due to the flagrantly non-kosher menu. The symbolic incident speaks to the differences in practice between the movements: Reform Judaism in the 19th and early 20th centuries might have been indistinguishable from Christianity in all but theology, while Conservative Judaism would have been indistinguishable from Orthodox Judaism in all but a few liturgical and practical leniencies. Today, Conservative Judaism is dwindling due to a lack of clear leadership or identity, while the Reform movement rediscovers practices they had once abandoned, and certain Orthodox communities make motions of various kinds toward the center as well; nothing is simple in the story of Jewish life, and nothing is ever finished developing.
Hereâs where the gender thing complicates, because in the mid to late 20th century Jewish practice began to egalitarianize in Reform and Conservative Judaism. I wonât go into the step-by-step development of womenâs prayer attire and the path to womenâs ordination and full inclusion from a historical perspective, but my own experiences are pretty illustrative about the development of practices from the 1990s until today:
I grew up in an Orthodox congregation, a university Hillel, a Conservative congregation, and a Conservative parochial school. The Conservative congregation was the only one of these that owned its own building; the school rented the top floor of the JCC and both the Hillel and the Orthodox congregation met on Saturdays and holidays in all-purpose rooms on the university campus, and when those were unavailable in whatever spaces they could secure. In all of these communities, boys were required to be wearing kippot at all times; in the Orthodox congregation men sometimes wore hats, while in the school there was a clear distinction between hats, which were impolite to wear indoors as a function of 20th century American culture, and kippot, which boys were required to be wearing at all times on school property; a boy who forgot to bring his own kipa had to walk to the office, deposit 25 cents in the tzedakah box, and take a plasticky black kipa to wear for the rest of the day. In the conservative synagogue, men were required to wear kipot, and women who were taking an active role in the service of any kind were required to cover their heads as well, with a kipa, a hat, or a provided lace doily. Women in the pews were permitted to make that choice themselves.Â
As a girl*, I was and remain uncomfortable with that dichotomy, in a way that is separate from the fact that I turned out not to be a girl after all. An Orthodox adult offered the paltry reasoning that women were simply closer to God than men, and that being thus not required to take part equally they were therefore barred from doing so, which at eleven already read to me as Victorian essentialist nonsense. As an adult I know women for whom that reasoning or a softened version of it is spiritually meaningful but I have also known many, so many women for whom that logic was a source of frustration and hurt. 2J3O.Â
I began wearing a kipa at the age of eleven, at first only as a form of protest against the principalâs daily âWe will begin; all boys put on your kippot,â and later because wearing it became meaningful to me in ways I still struggle to put into words. I began to wear my kippot at all times that a boy was expected to do so: at all times on and around the JCC where the school was, on school field trips, at the synagogue (we had by that time tapered off participation as a family in the Orthodox congregation and were splitting our attendance between the Hillel and the Conservative synagogue: I later learned that this was because my mother was concerned that my brother would adopt the sexist attitudes she had overheard from men in the campus Orthodox group; all I knew at the time was that the communities I was in were struggling with how much and in what contexts to adopt egalitarian practice.Â
I was not the only girl* who formed our small brigade of kipa-wearing heritors of our mothersâ feminist battles, but we were not many. At school, the principal still opened the prayer service with a reminder that all boys were required to put on their kipa--and as we moved up into middle school, tallit and tefillin--and every day I stood up with the crowd of grumbling boys and wrapped myself in the tallit I had sewed and tied with my motherâs assistance and the tefillin my parents had bought me at my request. Once or twice I forgot my bag at home and went without, and the principal said nothing, though boys would have copped a lunch detention. Once I lost my kipa somehow on the bus to school and marched myself to the office to put my quarter in the tzedaka box and take my shameful plasticky kipa; the office manager watched me and said nothing. Boys struggling to put on their tefillin began to ask me for help rather than other boys or the principal; I was the only one in my grade clearly doing this by choice; I got an early taste of what it is like to teach and began to learn to lead without judgement or blame.Â
My bat* mitzvah celebration took place on a Sunday rather than a Saturday. I wore my tefillin with a fluffy floral, crinolined Easter dress and a kipa my mother decorated with fabric flowers. I spoke in my sermon about feminism, about equality, about arguments for a gender essentialist practice that I had heard and rejected already as I took the traditional first steps into Jewish adulthood. Besides me, men and women participated equally in the service: the Hillel rabbi shopped around among the Jewish professors in my parentsâ social circle and created a breakdown that satisfied us all. A few of my fatherâs cousins declined their invitations, but no one I was actually acquainted with.Â
I went to public high school and for the first time was spending my every day in a context where boysâ heads--and therefore mine--were uncovered and Jewish topics rarely came up in conversation. I made close friends, I dated Jewish boys my friends recommended, that I should have instead made friends with, and I wondered who I was. The summer before Sophomore year I came back from a week at Jewish teen camp and did not take my kipa off. I have worn it every day since then, for more than twenty years.Â
My mother, who had been my model and cheerleader in exploring my Jewish, feminist development was initially uncomfortable. I remember a morning when her discomfort escaped in the form of snark: â[Meir] thinks sheâs* going to a religious occasion.â I snarked back, adopting a theatrically pious tone for my âLife is a religious occasion,â but snark aside thatâs actually the way I experience it. Wearing the kipa every day, whether Iâm teaching Hebrew or taking out the trash, is a way of expressing that my religious life is not compartmentalized in certain actions and locations: I am the same Jewish, trans, complicated me, wherever I am and whatever I do.Â
In graduate school I worked in a Reconstructionist synagogue, and I do again now, and the practice in the school I taught in then was to require all students to wear kippot at all times in the synagogue: thatâs been the case when Iâve taught in Reform congregations as well. When I taught in a Conservative congregation I was permitted to encourage but not to require girls to wear kipot, but I was asked to require the boys to do so. Since that wasnât a community where I felt I could be transparent about my trans identity, I wasnât able to bring my personal experiences to use there, and thatâs what set me on the road to creating my book of interviews with as many different kinds of Jews as I could gather.Â
My interviews with other Jews about their head covering choices revealed a wide diversity of feelings. I had a cis male Conservative rabbi/professor tell me he only covers his head when he is specifically teaching on religious subjects (he also teaches history, I believe), and that when he was a child in an Orthodox parochial school his rabbi advised the boys to wear baseball caps to cover their heads on the subway so that if they misbehaved it wouldnât reflect badly on the Jewish community. I had the son of the same rabbi tell me he wore his kipa at all times as a matter of habit, but his fiancee had asked him to pocket it or wear a hat if they were going to a restaurant on Shabbat, because that was contrary to the practice of both of their youth (traditional Shabbat practice forbids using money and cooking or instructing someone to cook for you). I had a cis male Reform rabbi tell me that he wore a kipa at all times because, although he didnât keep kosher and didnât refrain from going out to restaurants on Shabbat, he wanted to make the point that those too were legitimate practices of legitimate Jews. I had a cis male Conservative rabbi tell me that he preferred to wear a bandana rather than a kipa unless the occasion was too formal to allow it. I had a Lubavicher woman talk to me about the deep and the practical meanings she found in different methods of covering her hair and why she had shifted those practices throughout her lifetime; I had a non-Hasidic ultra-Orthodox woman say almost identical things, and I had a third Orthodox woman tell me she had worn hats that covered most of her hair when her children were young so that they would be able to fit in, but now that they were adults she wore the smallest hats she could find without actually being a kipa, to the mild agitation of her community. I had a hospital chaplain, not a rabbi, tell me that he used his kipa with a team logo on it to connect with patients, but that he rarely wore it outside of work situations. I had a gender-fluid person talk to me about different ways she has covered her head, or her hair, at various times in her shifting personal identity, to fit in with various different communities. I had so many women clergy and lay people tell me about harassment they had experienced from ultra-Orthodox men and non-Jews for wearing a kipa in public that I couldnât use all of them. Some of the women talked about having given up covering their heads except in the synagogue or Jewish holiday meals. Some talked about wearing hats to look more like Orthodox women, or wearing beaded kippot that could pass as hair accessories. Some talked about defiantly wearing their kippot despite the aggression of Orthodox men demanding that they conform to Orthodox proscribed gender performance or non-Jews demanding that they engage in discussions of Israel politics while grocery shopping, or using public transportation. I had a Black Lubavicher woman tell me that when she wore a tichel (headwrap) she was frequently mistaken for Muslim, but that when she wore a shaitel (wig) she was frequently mistaken for Christian. In particular my students were moved by that tension: for so many of the interviewees in the book, the benefit and the drawback of their head covering choices was being identifiable as Jews, and here was someone covering in extremely mainstream ways and going unrecognized even within her own community.Â
Every single person I interviewed who was in any way a parent, teacher, or community leader talked about the hope that, whatever their practice was, it would inspire children who look to them to do the same.Â
Among interviewees who wore a kipa as part of their practice but not all the time, there was a general agreement along the lines of âI wear it when I engage in prayer, learn or teach Jewish subjects, or eat with a Jewish group.â The practice isnât tied to the location but the activity. However, there are some locations that are so strongly associated with those activities that one might be expected to cover oneâs head there regardless of the specific activity.Â
Looking specifically at the Wayfarersâ gathering-house (a literal translation both of the English term âSynagogueâ and the Hebrew âBeit Knessetâ), I would certainly say yes that they would cover their heads in one way or another when sitting down to eat; you can make a call about whether they would do so to engage in community politics or conduct diplomacy, and I would imagine there might be other priorities on their mind in the event of a monster attack. I will say that the border between religious practice and cultural practice, when it comes to Judaism, is not really meaningful, so if the community comes together for, say, a wedding or a holiday party, modern Jews who wear kipot would almost universally put on a kipa for such an occasion. Itâs your call as to whether the gender divide is a meaningful factor in your imaginary culture; I will say that from Rashiâs daughters wearing tefillin to Rabbi Regina Jonas tending to her community in Nazi Germany to the ordinations or admissions into rabbinical school in the past few years of openly nonbinary clergy or prospective clergy in the Reform and Conservative movements, it has never been truly black and white. The choices you make in that regard will tell a story about who the Wayfarers are and how they fit into the larger history of your world.Â
*A note on gender: like Jews, trans people have a wide diversity of opinions and attitudes, including toward their childhood selves. What is comfortable for me is not necessarily comfortable for other trans people. Referring to myself as having been a girl is honest with regard to the way I experienced things then; referring to me as a woman now would be an aggressive act of rudeness. Referring to someone as their assigned gender when speaking about their childhood is not and should not be the norm unless the person has specified that itâs their preference: I only do it in certain contexts and do not prefer that others talk about me as having been a girl. I chose to do it in this context because I was discussing choices I made at a time when I would have described myself as a girl. Today my pronouns are exclusively He/Him and it is not my practice to reveal my previous name.Â
#Meir makes stuff#Meir Makes Long Posts#kermab#answered ask#Judaism#jewish representation#Jewish fantasy writing#Fantasy Writing#fantasy fiction
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Custom Toonami Block Week 79 Rundown
Code Geass: Lelouch is establishing the official United States of Fuck Imperialism which is like the UN but actually does stuff, plus he has to deal with the fact that CCâs lost her memory and is acting like a demure slave girl harem choice from a VN. Charles is still trapped in the Human Instrumentality Shadow Realm so everyone figures this is a great time to unify everyone against Britannia. Kallen beats the shit out of Suzaku for being a dick to her all this time and the Knight of Ten is making his rounds because they realize they forgot to give him any buildup and heâs going to be a miniboss later so they have to cram all his being a dick personality into like five minutes while all the Knights of the Round assemble to prepare for an attack on Japan once the National Federation is formed. Llyod and Cecile for some reason enhanced the Guren for Suzaku even though heâs clearly more used to the Lancelot but apparently they enhanced it too much and made it a death machine like the Talgeese in Gundam Wing so Suzaku has to stick with the Lancelot. Looks like the Guren will have to sit and collect dust unless a certain pilot is rescued and then immediately has a convenient upgrade. Amazingly all the countries go along with everything Zero says and give up their militaries and have the Black Knights be the official military of the Federation. I donât know how that works given that the Black Knights have been struggling to fight off one nationâs military idk how itâs supposed to substitute for a dozen nationsâ military but I guess they conscript support and troops from the other nations or something. Charles comes back on the tv after the Federation is formed and is all ��Awww what a cute little UN you have, fuck off bro.â which youâd think thisâd be the perfect time for him to just out Lelouch as Zero and wreck the Black Knightsâ morale but he doesnât for some reason and theyâre just gonna fight. Lelouch is freaking out and knows that having everyone want to murder the Britannian royal family includes Nunally so he calls Suzaku who just straight up goes âBro cut the crap are you Zero or not?â and after so much plotting and scheming Lelouch just comes right out with it. Suzaki agrees to protect Nunally as long as Lelouch meets him alone at the Kururugi Shrine where this all began.
Inuyasha:Â This is another one of those Modern Day filler episodes which are always fun. Thereâs just something about Inuyasha running around in modern Japan being Spider-Man and saving people and catching bank robbers on the way to deliver Kagomeâs lunch thatâs so thoroughly entertaining. Basically Inuyasha spends this whole episode jittery that everyoneâs so chill and ready to relax after Naraku just got away and is probably an inch from death but after a big adventure in the modern era where Kagome is as usual unprepared for her test, he ends up passing out on the bed after insisting a little battle with Naraku wouldnât exhaust him. Itâs a really cute little episode to let everyone bide some time and reflect on the past arc now that weâre starting a new wave of filler before we get to the Band of Seven and Mt. Hakurei stuff.
Yu Yu Hakusho: The first match of the tournament is about to begin and Botan, Shizuru, and Keiko come in with Koenma who is sick of baby jokes and puts on his bishonen disguise to impress everyone. Thereâs some neat lore about how they gave Koenma the guest team every year to bribe him into not shutting down the tournament without giving him anything of value and how the bloody show of the Dark Tournament pacifies the demons so they kill fewer humans, so thatâs cool. Since Yusuke is still passed out, Kuwabara is de facto Captain and decides on simple one on one matches while the other team Captain just kinda roasts an eight of the crowd to see if itâll wake Yusuke up. Kuwabaraâs in the first match versus Prototype Killua, complete with afterimages and yo-yo tricks. They size each other up for a while and Kuwabara shrugs off getting his fucking neck broken surprisingly well while they go back and forth with âWell I can track YOU betterâ for a while. Togashi really loves his yo-yos of death so those have Kuwabara on the ropes and turn him into a fucking kite ready to slam back down into the arena, so yeah, Kuwabaraâs having a rough time of it.
Fate Zero: Waverâs been having strange dreams about Iskandar, and not the ones people usually have about him. So he goes to get a basic history lesson on the historical figure thatâs been chilling on his couch for a few weeks and spending all his money on xbox live arcade. They also go through all the ridiculously obvious historical inaccuracies and Iskandarâs just like âidk bro, Iâm here so the book must be wrongâ which is hilarious because Fate also does this with more modern historical figures that we have pictures of and shit so they basically sit there saying all historians have no idea what theyâre talking about and gaslighting the field of history as a whole. On the way back Waverâs upset that Iskandarâs so awesome that it basically takes any effort on his part to win and it wonât be an actual achievement despite the fact that theyâve taken out like⌠one servant, MAYBE, and most of the other historical figures are equally over the top. But still Iskandar says that if your aspirations are big enough it doesnât matter how big or small you are, everyoneâs tiny in the grand scheme of things and clawing at greatness you canât truly perceive is what matters. Also Caster and his boy have found the wreck they made of their workshop of dead bodies and are kinda fucked up about it but also ready to fuck up more people because God sucks or some shit. So Caster summons a Bloodborne monster which you think more people would notice and mention during Shirouâs time, like nobody in UBW ever said âHey remember like seven years ago when a giant Bloodborne monster appeared in the river?â so Iâm guessing thereâs some kind of perception blocking going on. But yeah everyoneâs gonna jump on the Bloodborne Monster next time for the season premiere. Â
Konosuba: So we pick up where we left off and Kazuma is working off his debt by⌠killing more toads. Wow this world really is like a video game, we get the same five enemies over and over again. However theyâre fucked without Darkness throwing herself into monster orifices looking for a good time so Yunyun has to save them. We already met Yunyun in the OVA so itâs kinda weird to be re-introduced to her here in basically the same way but their relationship is basically like Gai and Kakashi if they only did the lame dorky challenges Kakashi suggested when heâs too lazy to think of a good one. Also thereâs a cat now, I donât think that really comes to anything, just a scene of Megumin going âwe have a cat nowâ and everyoneâs like âkayâ. Kazuma and Megumin play Naked Chicken to see who can get more naked before the other backs down and end up taking a bath together because theyâre both stubborn assholes. Also we get a quick snippet of Yunyun and Meguminâs backstories which you can basically make Yunyunâs the swing scene from Naruto (idk why Yunyun is bring out the Naruto references in me today) and Megumin is stealing bread like Les Miserables in increasingly bizarre and disgusting ways because sheâs ridiculously poor or some shit.
Sailor Moon Crystal: So turns out that Usagi and Mamoru BOTH had their shots with the âfucks everything upâ sword with a pocketwatch and⌠the discarded gems of the four knights? Idk how that works given they were humans and also dead but what baffles me more is that both Usagi and Mamoru very obviously did not get hit by the sword but decided to fall down dead and not move for a couple minutes despite their shots very much being blocked and there being no blood. Anyway Queen Metalia has the crystal, bullshit is happening, 1000 years of darkness, youâve seen Xiaolin Showdown, you know the drill. The remaining four Guardians get a cute little flashback of Usagi saying what she likes about them and then they give up their lives to revive her inside the dark energy blob of Queen Metalia and crystals and lights and shit happens and swords and wands are pulled out of nowhere and you know how a final boss goes, they beat it with the power of believing in themselves and shit like that. Also apparently the only difference between sealing Metalia away and killing her is hitting the giant bullseye on her forehead so yeah, hopefully sheâs down for good this time. I donât want to complain because this show was genre-defining but itâs hard to find things to say about something so generic and milktoast, itâs the Seinfeld problem where thereâs been so many more interesting iterations that itâs just kinda âget on with it alreadyâ at this point. The only real markedly noticeable thing about it is how plainly and unashamedly it is about being a power fantasy for teen girls, and thereâs something to that, harmless power fantasies can be fun but it just feels like the physical mechanics of this kind of progression being âShe feels this shit REALLY HARDâ is less exciting than some of the alternatives
Durarara!!: Itâs the big Masaomi backstory episode and we get the whole deal of how he formed the Yellow Scarves and got into a relationship with Saki because Izaya wanted to orechestrate a gang war because thatâs what Izaya does all day is orchestrate gang wars. Itâs kind of amazing how many kids in this show are like âI donât know how it happened but one thing led to another and suddenly I was at the head of one of the largest gangs in the cityâ like they kinda really yadda yadda over how that actually happens. But anyway Saki gets hurt in the gang war and Kadotaâs gang has to save her because Masaomiâs adrenaline wears off at the last second and he canât try and rush in and save her. I mean Dotaâs van got there first anyway so how much heâd have been able to help would be doubtful but he feels bad about not even being able to try and Izaya says that fear and failure of his past will dominate his future actions which is exactly what heâs doing by letting his paranoia and frustration lead him to a war on the Saika army. Dota-chin tells him to face up to it and stop running or live with the shame of lying to Saki but Masomi canât do that and his shame and determination to reverse the situation leads everyone into chaos as Anri discovers his secret.
#ooc#Toonami#Custom Toonami Block#Code Geass#Inuyasha#Yu Yu Hakusho#Fate Zero#Konosuba#Sailor Moon Crystal#Durarara!!
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Hellblazer Issue #7
There are a couple of big gut punches in this issue. Forgot how hard the one with Ray hit, though.
Okay they need to stop with how amazing the cover art is. My heart cannot take it!
Whooo boy, ok, the guest art there at the beginning caught me a bit off guard. Good way to separate his dream from reality. Also, pretty hot. It really letâs us see into Johnâs mind; how he subconsciously views people and where is passions are. Where his curiosity overlaps with sexuality. Got some flashbacks to The Horrorist.
Also, Iâmma have to agree with John here; public transport does suck. It was amazingly convenient in Japan, and it was nice to have around the college campus, but it isnât exactly a pleasure experience wise. Worst I had was the subway in New York City. It was the single most disgusting place I have ever been.
So, another friend of Johnâs brought in here; Ritchie. Now, the computers he works with make this particular issue stand out as really dated. It also had me thinking about some stuff.
In my horror film history class, we talked a lot about what makes something scary. A lot of the time, the âmonstersâ in film represent the anxieties and fears that are present among the masses at the time. Movies about zombie outbreaks and viruses got more popular in the wake of COVID 19. Movies with people based on real-life serial killers prey on the fears people have about those in the community and their fear of being victimized. Movies with demonic possessions can be metaphors for all kinds of things, and werewolf films are often the most easy to decipher as parallels for everything from puberty to mental illness. Horror films are, in short, often scary because the thing to fear in them is often grounded in things that are real, thus the popularity of found footage and âbased on a true storyâ horror films.
In our modern world technology is still a great source of anxiety. People watching you through your webcam, Google knowing your location, Alexa becoming one of those things from The Terminator, etc. While it might seem lame or dated now, movies like Ringu (or the American version called The Ring) play on these fears as well; our dependence on and the prevalence of technology and how it can victimize us. For instance, at the beginning of The Ring there are two girls talking about how they heard TV waves cause brain damage or something to that effect. This stuck with me since, when I was a kid, there were rumors that cell phones could cause cancer and that you shouldnât sleep near them or have them on for too long (something about radiation, I think). Even now you hear about people thinking 5G will either kill us or be used for mind control.
What Iâm saying is, even though itâs dated, it makes sense to me that technology and itâs use as a portal for the mind is brought into Hellblazer. Computers becoming more accessible and the rapid upgrades that came with them, I imagine, caused a lot of anxiety. What can they be used for? Are they dangerous? Can the Russians use it to take over??!!! (I assume thatâs what people from the 80âs were like IDK). The idea of using it in order to access the spiritual plane, although farfetched, falls into the question of âwell, what canât a computer do?â which is something that people still ask themselves today.
Poor Ritchie. Another victim of the curse that is being near John Constantine. Making me think back to what happened during the sĂŠance during the American Gothic arc of Swamp Thing; another magician dead after being pulled into something dangerous by John.
My GodâŚI mean since I read his before I knew it was coming, but RayâŚbreaks my freaking heart every time. Itâs no surprise that Delano includes his feelings about the treatment of gays and those with AIDS. I imagine, at the time, it might have been an unpopular opinion. Showing Ray speaking of his illness bravely and being open about who he lovesâŚit gets me every time. He was murdered by brainwashed cowards for ultimately no reason. He stood his ground bravely for a friend. This is some real horror, here. Whatâs more horrifying than the murder of an innocent old man via hate crime? This was the first time (but not the last) I felt my stomach drop when reading this series. Delano made him a martyr for the message. It could be argued that this fits into the bury your gays trope, but it does get the point across. His death is haunting. The reader may not know him well, but they know very well Ray did nothing to deserve that.
Something I didnât notice before: John being on a train bookends the issue, as does the subject of sex. At the beginning heâs sleeping, so at least somewhat relaxed, on his way to see a hommie, dreaming about banging a friend. Pretty standard stuff. At the end of the issue, he is stressed and dealing with the reality that the aforementioned hommie is now dead more or less because of him. The ghost of his ex then chastises him for having sex as a partial motivation, which does appear to be the case. Sex goes from something good (as good as unzipping flesh can be, anyway) to something shameful and is being something thrown at him as a problem. Nice touch there.
Ok so the journal entries at the end from when John was in Ravenscar were a bit of a surprise. The one about his sisterâŚI have heard of people having experiences like that with siblings or other family. Is that normal?
Words I had to look up:
Duck- dear, term of endearment. (aight, I have heard this one in this context before, and I could kinda guess at the meaning, but this time I knew I needed to be sure. Also, not gunna lie, itâs kinda weird).
kia ora- Maori word, used here I think to mean lively or cheerful.
Cosh- big-ass stick, used as a weapon.
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More University Headcanons!
Straw Hat Pirates Edition
Luffy
He's studying to become a photographer because he looked up to Roger, who himself was a professional photographer during the time he was alive.
Another reason for this is the fact that photographers get to see a lot of things their life, sometimes even danger, it's like an adventure.
Like most of his friends, he resides in Gold dorm and has done his fair share of stealing furniture for it.
He keeps a diary which he decorates with cute stickers and Polaroids.
He has a good eye, which helps him with setting the camera in just right way to get the perfect shot.
He's one of the louder residents which often makes people who need the silence to concentrate, like Law, go absolutely bonkers.
He's banned from the kitchen.
He keeps dragging people into the dorm.
Somehow? You just can't hate him.
Zoro
Decided to study social work when he realised how unfair the world could be.
Is also in the kendo club which he joined upon learning that the person who is seen as the best is its captain, he intends to best him.
Currently he supports one hundred and fifty-one wins and one loss.
The only loss was against Mihawk.
He's naturally good when it comes to dealing with people, but he truly shines when he's around kids.
He's often helping around the dorm by moving large objects in/out.
He was the one to clear the large area which later on came to support the workout area and the garden.
He often takes strolls on the woods located behind the dorm, he's easily the scariest being there.
His sense of direction is so bad that he was given his own device which tells him his location and how to get to the place he wants to go to. This device was made by Eustass and Usopp with Law telling them to turn it into a wrist watch which also measures Zoro's vitals so he can monitor his own health and sport related achievements. The data of his vital signs is transferred into his phone.
Usopp
He majors in engineering and thrives when it comes to inventions, his secondary is English literature.
He writes plays and stories on his spare time, some of them are pitched to the theatre club and art majors.
He's good at crafting and thus is often seen working on something for the dorm like name signs that all match the personalities of the residents.
He was the one who thought of turning the street sign poles into a fence around the dorm's garden.
He's also in charge of modifying the stolen property to ensure that nobody realises where they originally came from.
He was the one who turned that one car into a bed after he moved it inside in pieces. The car bed is in a room called "Silence Room" which was made to have no sounds get in or out of it. He and Killer designed the interior of it to help those who have hyper senses and are more proun to headaches (or just can't stand being around people too long). It's also used as a guest room from time to time.
He works the best with people who are smart like Sanji, Law and Eustass, he also gets very well along Chopper, the therapy dog that goes around the campus.
He's free spirited goof ball with very wide interests who gets along with almost everybody.
Being the jokester of the lot is his attempt to have people think of him as a good guy to be around with and to see that he's not just brain.
He struggles with seeing his own self worth and is very proun to feeling melancholic due to his high Intel making him realise things that he'd rather not know of. He has a low self-esteem because of being dismissed as a child due to his dreams and goals being too ahead of his time.
Sanji
Culinary arts and management major.
He was raised in a foster home, more specifically by the owner of the Baratier restaurant Zeff who he considers to be his dad more than his biological father.
He was kicked out of the Vinsmoke estate by his father Judge due to his wish to be a chef instead of becoming a lawyer or a doctor or a politician.
Technically he's still eligible of inheriting the throne of Germa Kingdom even if he was exiled.
He's still expected to marry a high class member of the society and thus Judge keeps messaging him about his choices, fully believing that Sanji will one day see his way and abandon his dream of being a chef in favour of the kingdom.
He even has a fiancĂŠ, Charlotte Pudding, though he never agreed to the scheme that was orchestrated by Vinsmoke Judge and Charlotte Linlin. Pudding also isn't too happy about the situation.
His foster father is the actual lecturer in charge of the culinary studies, but as he was in an accident and thus hospitalised, Charlotte Linlin is subbing him much to Sanji's demise.
He's one of the few people who who can cook in the dorm and he takes notice of other people's likes, dislikes and allergies.
Sanji's kindness is often noticed by others.
Nami
She's a architecture major, her second interest being banking.
When she moved into the dorm, she quickly noticed that the students who renovated it had no idea how things worked, so she had them redo few things. The dorm is now a lot easier to keep warm during the winter.
She was the one to pitch the idea of the Silent Room upon noticing how Law was struggling because of how loud the dorm had become as a result of the new first years moving in.
She works part time as a waitress at Baratier and she is known for her ability to negotiate the costs a lot lower that they usually would be.
She's a bit of a kleptomaniac, result of her growing up on a poor and unsafe area dictated by gangs.
She's also a honours student, who's part of the special program which basically ensures that she has enough money to buy her school items and food.
She often chats with the local witch coven to obtain more information, she also likes to hangout with Killer and Usopp.
Her best friend Vivi Nefertari is currently in an exchange program.
Chopper
A golden retriever akita mix.
He was originally Sabo's therapy dog, nowadays he's more or less the therapy dog of anyone who needs him. He still sticks by Sabo for the most of the time.
He's broken into the classrooms during lectures to deliver forgotten items to Sabo so often that he has his own attendance record and he's almost considered to be a student at this point.
His job includes going to the local pharmacy every Friday to pick up a specifically constructed herbal infusion packet and bring it to the Lair.
He's highly intelligent dog who was capable of deducing which herbs were part of the herbal infusion treatment and then retrieve the plants based on their scent.
He picked these herbs and spices from the garden of Gold Dorm.
His bestfriend is Bepo, a samoyed owned by Law, who also happens to be the only other dog on the campus.
Robin
Social Work major, secondary studies in history.
She chose her line of studies due to wanting to prevent other kids being forced to go through the same kind of neglect and abuse as she did.
She's fluent in multiple languages and writes her notes in one of the dead languages, which she self taught herself to read.
She prefers to keep her information confidential and she enjoys the confusion some of her antics cause.
She takes part in the weekly movie night and enjoys them greatly.
Franky
Robotics major.
The only member of the group who doesn't live in a dorm. Nobody knows if he even sleeps or eats, but if you need him, you can always find him form the workshop.
You need to drag him out forcibly to have him even leave the room.
Thanks to Luffy, he now visits the Gold dorm few times a week to hangout, but the second he sees something that gives him an idea, he bolts out back to the workshop.
100% workaholic, 0% sleep, 120% Cola.
Brook
Actual university cryptid.
Is literally dead and walking around.
Formerly a music major.
Nobody knows how long he's been there and frankly nobody cares, his flamboyant style is a mood and his cravings for food and drinks is something we all relate to.
He knows every nook and cranny of the campus.
He's been there so long that nobody even questions it and he even gets invited to university parties and to hang out.
The only time someone freaked out was when the group went to a fast food restaurant and forgot that the outside world isn't aware of him. He tipped the waiter generously with something that looked like an old coin. It was probably worth more than the whole restaurant.
If you talk to him, there's 80% chance of you triggering his natural response to anything which is singing and dancing.
He's literally a walking musical.
He's one of the few who has heard Katakuri's doughnut song and lived to tell the tale. Except that he's dead already yohohoho.
He's very likely to console you if you're not feeling okay.
When it comes to the modern technology and stuff, he's a bit confused, but has the right spirit.
Jinbe
The current captain of the karate club.
Nobody knows what he majors in nor from which dorm he's from.
When Shirahoshi from Atlantis (=Fishman Island) started her studies in the University, he was quick to form a protection team to her and her brothers from the members of the karate club.
He might be the instructor of the club? Apparently he's one of the strongest.
I woke up one morning and he was eating soba noodles in the kitchen, why and how is he in our dorm. Is he even a student here?!
Oh my god he's now fighting against Ace, I swear to god sport majors are so dramatic.
It was a tie. How am I supposed to feel about this.
They both are now emptying our fridge, someone please get them out.
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slumber party!
Little Yuan has his friends come to his home for a sleep over. Modern AU.
for fytheuntamed on tumblr's untamed spring fest day eight prompt: spring
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Yuan was very excited about today. Not only was it the first day of spring, and warm enough to play for hours outside after school, but he was having his first sleepover at his home.
Okay, Jin Ling had stayed over before, but because he was a cousin it didnât totally count. Tonight Zizhen and Jingyi were going to be there as well as Jin Ling. It was more than a sleepover! It was a slumber party! Or so his dad had excitedly insisted over breakfast (though Papa explained that there really wasnât a difference, to which Dad insisted there was because one was a party).
After school, they all waited for Dad as he finished setting his classroom to rights before the weekend. âIt wouldnât be good if someone left a tuna sandwich somewhere!â he called, as he wiped down the desks.
They were leaning against the wall, backpacks in front of them. âLook what I brought,â Jin Ling said, and pulled a book out of his. âItâs a bunch of ghost stories.â
âAre they really scary?â Zizhen asked, eyes wide.
âYou canât scare my guests,â Yuan reminded his cousin, though he wasnât particularly worried.
Jin Ling rolled his eyes. âThey arenât scary because ghosts arenât real. Besides, I havenât read them, so we can find out together.â
Jingyi looked excited. âI know some ghost stories too! I also brought my flashlight. It can turn different colors.â
âI feel like we should have a campfire and sâmores if weâre telling ghost stories,â Zizchen mused, tapping his chin with one finger.
âDad!â Yuan called. Dad looked up from where he was putting up some art. âCan we make microwave sâmores?â
Dad grinned. âYes! We should see how big we can get the marshmallow to expand.â
âWe canât let it light on fire though,â Yuan giggled. Experimenting with how long a marshmallow could be microwaved had been fun until they set the fire alarm off. Papa still bought them more marshmallows though.
âOf course, of course,â Dad shook his head and walked over to his desk. âIâm about done here, you ready to move out?â
Jin Ling shoved his book away and put on his backpack. âYes, Uncle Wuxian.â
âYou have your scary little dog?â Dad asked, crossing his arms. âBecause if not, we can stop by your house to get it.â
The last time Jin Ling had stayed over, he had forgotten Fairy. He hadnât been able to sleep until Auntie Yanli brought it over. Luckily, they were pretty much neighbors so it was an easy walk to get Fairy, but Yuan didnât like how upset Jin Ling had gotten.
Apparently Jin Ling didnât want to repeat the experience either because he plunked his bag back down and dug through it. He pulled Fairy out triumphantly and Dad pretended to be scared.
âGood thing you have such a fierce protector,â Dad said, as they all stood now to follow. âEspecially from ghosts.â
âBut ghosts arenât real!â Jin Ling rolled his eyes, which Yuan knew was very rude to do. He must have picked it up from Uncle Cheng.
âHow can you know that? You canât even do long division,â Dad said back, as he locked the door and then led them down the school hallway. It was always a little weird for it to be so empty after a day of classes.
âCan you do long division?â Jingyi challenged, walking beside Dad.
âThat is not the question at hand!â Dad said, then winked at Jingyi. âBut of course I can.â Yuan knew what his dad was going to say next. âI am bi and I can do math.â
âWhatâs bi mean?â Jingyi shot back.
âIt means I get crushes on girls, and boys and people who arenât boys or girls,â Dad explained. Yuan had also heard this before. âBut now I just have the biggest crush on my husband.â
âMr. Lan is so cool!â Jingyi agreed. Jingyi had come over to play several times and once Papa had helped them build a pillow fort and sat in it with them to watch a movie. âYouâre lucky heâs your husband.â
âI am very lucky and I love him very much,â Dad said. Yuan knew some kids said it was gross when their parents got all lovey-dovey. But it made Yuan very happy to know how much his dads loved each other and how much they loved him.
...
When they got home, Papa was already there. He had set up the living room so that they could all sleep there, as well as watch a movie if they wanted. Yuan ran over and gave him a hug before leading everyone out to the backyard to play.
To Zizhen, who had never been to his home before, Yuan showed him the garden (which was not for playing in, though it was fine to snack on some of the peas and tomatoes), and the big tree that had a treehouse and swing. Jin Ling had already settled on the swing, Fairy set safely nearby to watch.
âThis is so cool!â Zizhen said and climbed out to the treehouse. Yuan was glad his friend liked it, because maybe then Zizhen would like to come over more!
Jingyi was climbing up next. âLetâs play pirates!â
âWith magic,â Jin Ling called out, continuing to swing.
âPirates donât have magic!â
âCool pirates do!â
Yuan looked behind to see his dads were watching from the back door. He waved and scampered up to join those in the treehouse, Jin Ling following quickly after.
...
At dinner, Jingyi told Papa all about his project for the science fair. Zizhen was quiet at first until Dad started to tell him jokes. Yuan had told Dad how much Zizhen liked to make jokes so this opened up Zizhenâs whole collection. With the adults distracted, Jin Ling tried to put his vegetables onto Yuanâs plate.
Papa caught that right away. âDo you want something else?â
âWe know we canât cook as good as your mom, but give us some slack!â Dad added and Jin Ling stuck his tongue out at him. Dad just made a face back, causing Jingyi and Zizhen to both burst out laughing.
Jin Ling grumbled and began to eat his peas. Yuan was pretty sure he even liked them but he just wanted to get attention.
âNow that is settled,â Papa said. âWhat are your plans for the evening?â
âS'mores for dessert,â Yuan listed. âThen popcorn and a movie. And ghost stories.â
âCan we make a fort?â Jingyi asked. He was happily eating all his dinner, including the vegetables.
âYes!â Zizhen exclaimed. âI want to make a fort.â
âIt will protect you from the ghosts,â Dad said, nodding slowly.
âGhosts arenât real!â Jin Ling reminded, looking over at Papa. âRight?â
âThere is no scientific evidence to support the existence of such a being,â Papa confirmed.
âWhich means no,â Jin Ling scowled at both Zizhen and Jingyi.
âWe can still have sâmores even if there are no ghosts,â Yuan said, and that got everyoneâs attention.
âNo dessert until dinner is finished,â his dads reminded them at almost the same time.
Making sâmores after dinner was a lot of fun, though everyone got very sticky. Even Papa, who had decided to be in charge of the actual warming of the marshmallows in the microwave. It didnât matter though, because Yuan could see how happy his friends were.
The fort they built, once they had washed their hands and his dads checked every one to make sure there was no leftover sticky marshmallow, was big enough to fit all four of their sleeping bags. They were able to manage this by asking for sheets from the closet and the pillows from the guest room. They pulled over some of the dining room chairs to hold the sheets up.
As they were all gathered in the center, some flashlights standing on end to make a campfire overseen by Fairy, Dad called, âFort inspection!â
âIt is a pirate ship now!â Jin Ling called back, crawling on his hands toward the âdoor.â
âPermission to come aboard then!â Dad poked his head in. âThis looks like it is very well constructed.â
âThanks!â Yuan smiled. He has been careful to balance everything so that it wouldnât fall down in the night.
âYour papa and I are going to be making our own way to bed, but weâll come out and say goodnight when it is time for you to sleep,â Dad said, meeting each other of their eyes. âThis is a special Friday slumber party treat to stay up late, but I will need you little pirates to go brush your teeth and change into pajamas.â
âOh no!â Jingyi looked sadly in his backpack. âI forgot my toothbrush.â
âWe have some new extras, why donât you come and choose one,â Dad said and vanished with Jingyi following behind him.
Zizhen frowned, looking at Jingyiâs fallen backpack. âHe doesnât have pajamas either,â he whispered and Yuan could see he was right.
âIâll go get mine and another set for him,â Yuan whispered back. He didnât want his friend to be embarrassed or sad.
It was easy enough to find a spare pair of pajamas after he changed into his own. He slipped back into the fort and put them in Jingyâs back, sticking out so he would notice them. Zizhen and Jin Ling both nodded and went about finding everything they needed to get ready for bed.
Such a crisis averted, they all went to the bathroom and managed to brush their teeth, Dad watching over them and scolding Jin Ling when he tried to splash water from the sink. Hurrying back, they crawled one by one back into the fort.
Jin Ling then brought out the book, passing it to Yuan. âYouâre better at reading,â he grumbled, picking up a flashlight to hold it and illuminate the pages.
Yuan leaned against a pillow, his friends crowding around. Opening the book, he found the first story. âThis one is called Coffin Town,â Yuan said, looking around. Everyoneâs faces were deep in shadow from the flashlights.
âOooh thatâs a very dramatic title,â Jingyi said with a grin.
Yuan nodded and took a deep breath. âOnce there was a town with more coffins than beds, with more dead than living...â
~.~
âThey tuckered themselves out,â Wei Ying whispered as he crawled back into bed. âItâs so cute, I got a picture. Theyâre in a little puppy pile.â
âThey scared themselves with the ghost stories,â Lan Zhan said, glancing up from his book.
âProbably, but no harm done,â Wei Ying slipped closer, resting his head on Lan Zhanâs shoulder. âTheyâll protect each other.â
Lan Zhanâs mouth quirked in a smile. âCute indeed.â
âTheyâre a good bunch, Iâm glad a-Yuan has such great friends,â Wei Ying said, grabbing his own book where he had placed it, spine cracked. âOur baby is the sweetest though.â
âMn,â Lan Zhan agreed. âHe gets that from you.â
âAha!â Wei Ying tipped his head to press a kiss to his husbandâs jaw. âI canât get all the credit. You should see his other dad...â
Lan Zhan kissed the top of Wei Yingâs head. The silence of the evening hour fell back over them and the kids slept on, dreaming of ghost fighting pirates and warm spring days.
#untamed spring fest#wangxian#lan sizhui#jin ling#lan jingyi#ouyang zizhen#lan wangji#wei wuxian#juniors#wangxian family#this is just some soft soft fluff#my fic
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My Brotherâs Keeper - Chapter VI
Genre: Psychological Thriller
Characters: Modern Ivar X Modern Hvitserk
Rating: MA 18+
Overall Warning: Â Dark story told from an emotionally distributed personâs POV with graphic and sadistic material including rape, terror, torture, kidnapping, drug use, slash, implied incest, necrophilia, and insecurity. Heavy trigger warnings. Â
Chapter Warning: Implications of incest
Summary: Mama always said to be their brothersâ keeper. Now there is absolutely nothing these two wonât do for each other.  Boys will be boysâŚ
Chapter VI
Today is one of those days where the weather forgot that it's supposed to be Fall. Â Itâs so humid in here itâs making the air feel like thereâs a blanket over my nose. Â Iâm sure all the dust and mold in this place isnât helping, either. Â
There's a window in the far corner, but I can't really get to it. Â Not without moving a ton of shit out of the way, first. Â Lord knows Iâm going to work up a sweat just trying to get to it, but it's too damn hot in here not to try.
I need to make sure I step carefully across the room due to the number of weak floorboards.  I wonder what's underneath of this place. Thereâs probably an old crawl space or something. Iâm sure Iâll find out soon enough, but right now, I'm not really willing to break my leg to find out. If I donât watch my step though, I might just end up going right the floor and into whatever is under here without meaning to.
Ivar is standing close to the old mantel bouncing on his toes. "Here's a weak spot," he says turning to face me.  Shifting his weight onto different parts of the plank, he discovers yet another flaw with the floor. Thatâs good. This is something we need to know.Â
He steps cautiously to the iron grates in front of the fireplace and starts to pull on them. "These are sturdy, though," he gives me a big smile as he continues pulling until his face is red. The grates are bolted into the stone structure and have probably rusted into place. That's awesome.
Placing one foot directly in front of the other, I count the number of steps it takes me to get from the front door to this space near the window. I know when it gets dark I won't be able to see my hand in front of my face and I need to know how to navigate my way around this room. Exactly twenty-five steps. Not bad for a guy that wears a size twelve shoe. If our guest is a woman, it will take her more steps because her feet are going to be smaller. Â That gives me an advantage. "Twenty-five," I look over at Ivar and he nods, before pulling out his phone to make the note about the distance. Â We need to know everything about any possible escape routes.
There are a bunch of chairs, if they can even be considered that, piled up on one side of the room.  They arenât in the best of shape, either.  Most of these are gonna have to go, or maybe we can repurpose them or something. That is, if they would even hold together long enough to be used again. Each time I pick one up it seems to break apart in my hands and kicks up more dirt and shit when the wood hits the floor.Â
I think all the dust flying around is upsetting all the maggots that were enjoying that dead raccoon under this pile of shit because they're starting to squirm around the more, now. I donât know why Iâm so fascinated by them. If we didnât need to really scope this place out, I would be perfectly happy sitting on this floor and watching them completely devour this animal. Â
I got shit to do, now. Iâll check on their progress later. Â
Finally, I clear enough of a pathway that I can make it to the window. Of course, itâs just my fucking luck the goddamn window is painted shut.  I donât care how much I strain, this thing ainât budging. God, itâs so fucking hot in here.Â
Ivar's hand on my shoulder makes me turn around and before I can fully face him, I see him hurl a chair leg at a pane of glass. He turns around with a boyish smile and shrugs his shoulders, âBetter?â  Almost immediately I feel the breeze from the trees outside breathe life into the room and carry out some of the moldy smell.Â
Nodding my head, I can't help but smile at him. Â He always knows what I need without me having to tell him.
I close my eyes at the feeling of his lips on my forehead, "Where'd you find this place?" We're out in the middle of nowhere. This cabin was built deep in the woods for a reason. Whoever lived here before, did not want to be disturbed.
"Remember the one from a few weeks agoâŚthe personal trainer?â  Ivar snaps his finger as he tries to recall the occupation of our former guest.  He casually starts to walk into another room to explore, â I buried that one not far from here. I found this place on my way back.âÂ
âYou did good, little brother.â  Iâm so proud of him.  This place is a rare find.  I look out the hole in the window and can hear a creek running not far from where we are. Not only have we found our next venue, but it has a wonderful ambiance.  "It's gorgeous." I want to spend more time looking out of this broken window, I probably would, but I know that there is much more to discover.
Walking the twenty-five paces back to the front door of the cabin, I decide to count off how many paces it takes to get to the stairs. Â Counting aloud, I count off 14 paces from the entrance to the first of the broken, stone stairs leading up to the second level. If I'm not careful, these stairs may crumble under my weight. I am going to have to carefully mark my footing if I am going to navigate them successfully.Â
It's dangerous, I know, but we don't take chances. We need to know everything about our surroundings, just in case our company decides they want to leave early.  We need to know where we might possibly find them, and more importantly what kind of condition they might be in when we get to them. Â
The third step is extremely wobbly and probably won't support me. Instead of chancing it, I skip that one and place my foot on the step above it. From here, I can see the open floor plan of the upper level. Â There's little to nothing up here; mainly bird shit, a few dead animals, and a big ass hole in the roof. The floor is completely rotted through to the point where I can see the exposed joists that were used to create the downstairs ceiling. Apparently, the termites haven't eaten through to the ceiling yet because I didn't notice this hole while I was downstairs.
There's nothing we can use up here as much as I can tell. I mean, I really canât do too much exploring up here because I canât walk around. Â I can't even step on the floor because just pushing my hand on one spot sends a board straight through to the lower level. I flinch at the crash it makes on the floor below. "Sorry!" I don't think Ivar even hears me because he doesn't answer.Â
Taking one final look at this room, I notice a small door hidden in a corner just below a huge spider web. Now my curiosity has got the better of me. Itâs not like the door is on the other side of the room.  I just have to make it over to the corner.  I have to check it out, even if it means that I actually go through the ceiling myself.
You get used to crawling around in dark, dirty places after a while. Not the dirt covering my knees nor the blood on my palms, from the where the jagged pieces of bare wood of the ceiling beams cutting into them, bother me. My only concern is getting to that door. Who knows what treasures might await inside.
I make sure to keep my weight steady. Sliding one leg and one hand across the beams in even strokes, I listen intently to the wood creaking under me. On all fours, it takes me less than thirty seconds to make it across to my destination. I make sure to keep a mental note of the amount of time it takes to reach this door. Â Who knows, that information might come in handy.
The door opens without protest, but I can't see anything inside. I use my cellphone flashlight to illuminate the crawlspace enough for me to see what I want to. The area is barely bigger than a closet and there are all kinds of hooks, chains, and tackle stored within. "Fishermen." It makes sense. There's a creek right down the way. This secluded cabin was probably some fisherman's home away from home at one point in time. Â Gathering as much of the stuff from as inside as I can, I slide it along the floor back toward the stairs.Â
Peering down from the landing, I see Ivar standing in the front room tapping his finger against his bottom lip. He's got a vision, that look on his face is a dead giveaway. "Catch."
He looks up with happy eyes and moves toward the stairs to see what it is that I've found. His smile gets wider with each item I throw down to him. "All this shit was upstairs? This place is fucking amazing!"
"Watch the third step..." I hadn't had a chance to tell him about it before he starts climbing up to catch the bait box that lands just short of his grasp. He wobbles on it and manages to jump down before the step completely slides off of the platform it was resting on.
Picking himself up from off the floor, he dusts off his pants and claps his hands together to get the wet leaves off of them. "That it?" When I nod, he gathers the items and carries them over to the fireplace.
Carefully, I make my way down the stairs, jumping from the fourth step to the floor. I see that Ivar's found more shit from the other room that he has now placed in front of the fireplace. A hatchet, sheets, and something that resembles a bed frame. "What's all this?"
"I haven't really figured out what it's all for yet, but give me a few hours. There's a bunch of other shit in there, too." With a shrug, he turns to me and gives a sheepish smile. "There's a mattress in there for you, if you want it."
A mattress? This place is like the fucking North Pole and Ivar is Santa Claus. I don't remember the last time I was able to do it on a mattress, excluding being with Thora. Usually, I get a chair, table, or the floor. Not that I mind, but with the condition of our accommodations being what they are, I usually end up with cuts and scrapes on me because of it. But a mattress? The possibilities are endless.
"So what do you think? You like it?" Ivar looks so hopeful when he turns to face me and takes both of my hands in his.
I'm so impressed with his find, words can't even describe it. "Youâve outdone yourself this time, Ivy. Itâs perfect!" I squeeze his hands before turning toward the other room. "What's that room like?"
Running a hand through his dark hair, he shrugs. "A bunch of junk, mostly. But I figure, if we pull out everything we need into this room and pile all of the other shit in front of that door, we can just entertain in here." I follow behind him and take a look at all of the things left behind from the previous owner including the piles of nude magazines scattered around the room.Â
People and their porn. I'll never understand perverts.
It only takes a minute to drag out the mattress and we toss it in the front room along with everything else. Ivar returns with a few lanterns and oil and they go on top of the mantle. Right now, this place looks like shit, but over the next few days, we'll set it up how we want it. After Ivar gets an idea of where he wants everything placed and what exactly he wants to do, this place will be a palace.
We walk in silence around the back of the cabin and push past the bushes to see the creek. âHey, Serk?â  Ivar picks up a large branch from the ground as we walk, âDoesnât this place remind you of the cabin we had when we were kids?â  There is happiness in his voice when he asks me. Â
I nod, remembering how we used to fish and stick our bare feet in the water. âI remember me and Ubbe were always sword fighting. And, you used to cry all the time because you never came home with any fish.â
âThat was because of Sigurd,â Ivar says laughing.  âFucker.  Remember that Fall at the cabin when we found out that we were best brothers and soul mates?â I feel warm all over, as Ivar takes my hand in his and we swing our arms as we continue to walk.  Â
I nod my head and suddenly Iâm stunned silent.  âItâs so beautiful here.â This creek is gorgeous. "Hey, Ivar? Do you think we would ever be able to have a place like this one day? Like a place just for us?" I feel like a child with my request, but my memories of our childhood cabin are foggy at best. I would love to have a home away from home, just those fishermen had. Sure, Ivar and I have a house together that's beautifully decorated and is warm and inviting, but we don't have a place to play together.Â
Ivar's always complaining that with the amount of time we spend scoping out locations, we're seriously cutting in on the number of parties we could have. And I have to agree. If we had one place, we could party all the time. "With our own play place, we could entertain whenever we wanted to. And if he had a place like this one, we could do some work on it, like rig the floors or build little hidey holes to keep them in, or something. Maybe you could use the fireplace or a creek if you wanted to get rid of them?  We would make sure itâs secluded in the woods, and it would have to be near a body of water somewhere." I probably sound desperate and pathetic, but this is something that I want so badly. "I don't know. It just seems like it'd be pretty cool."
âDo you really like it here?â Â Ivar asks me with interest? Â He takes my hand still intertwined in his and brings it to his lips. Â "If you want this place Serk, it's ours. You know I would give you anything you wanted." The serenity in his voice makes my cheeks flush.Â
Just standing at the mouth of the creek looking at the murky water flowing happily downstream, and knowing that we now have a place to call ours makes me feel so completely at peace. I know that I wouldn't want to share what I'm feeling with anyone but Ivar. He's the only one that can understand why I'm so happy.Â
"Happy birthday, big brother.â  His soft lips capture mine and I immediately close my eyes and lose myself in the feeling of his hands in my hair. My arms snake around his waist to pull him closer to me as I try to feel more of the hardening in his pants against me. âI love you, Hvitserk.â He traces my lips with this index finger as if to permanently seal in his kiss.
âI love you, too,â I whisper back looking into his intense blue eyes.
Suddenly, Ivar looks at his watch and our private moment is broken, âItâs almost 7 oâclock, youâve got to get going. Â Iâm going to stay around here and try to get some stuff done.â He turns and starts to walk back toward the cabin and I follow him in silence.Â
By the time we reach our respective cars, he stops in front of me and gives me a quick peck on my lips, âHave fun tonight.â
As much as I'd love to stay and help him prepare the house, I know he's right. I have to get home and showered before I pick up Thora. She's going home for a week and I want to spend some time with her before she leaves. I donât know how long Ivar is going to be working here, but he promised to give Thora and I uninterrupted time together.Â
We found a fully stocked play place, I'm going to spend some time with my girl, and I have the best little brother in the world. What more can a man ask for? Â
This has been the best birthday I have ever had.
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Fanfiction
Part 3
Pairing: Miguel Galindo x Elena Gilbert
a tvd crossover AU story
ft. Klaroline
a/n: well, here is another fluffy fanfiction crossover story. This time all human. Since I am a huge fan of the vampire diaries - kind of always do crossovers with them.
As of recent I really started to like the character of Nick Amaro from Law&Order_svu, played by Danny Pino. I also love him as Miguel Galindo in Mayans MC⌠and so, in this story - paired with Elena Gilbert, of course, my favourite female character.
I hope you like it. Thanks for reading. xoxo
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Miguel and Klaus were whisked away by their mother to greet some of their old friends.
Elena was now left with Caroline taking another cocktail.
"This is not a bad party at all!" Caroline stated. "It looks like you are rebounding fast?!"
"What do you mean?" Elena looked at her friend now.
"Oh, I saw the way you looked at Miguel - he is tall, dark and handsome! Maybe a bit stuffy, but not bad at all!!"
"Caroline, stop it. I am not interested. He is a nice guy - and we just had a polite talk."
"All right. I am not going to push it. Rebekah said that he wrapped himslef up in an untouchable cacoon. He has not dated anyone since his wife died.â
âOhâ Elena exclaimed softly looking in the direction of Miguel. But as Stefan joined them, she now turned to the man.
"You guys seen Yemaya?!" Stefan asked.
"Yeah," Elena said, "I think she went into the garden.Stefan thanked them and went to look for her.
"What shall we do?" Caroline said to her friend,"help them, not help them?"
"I think that we shouldn't meddle. I think Yemaya will realize that it would be stupid to let someone like Stefan walk." Elena replied.
"Oh, no. Damon is coming this way."
Caroline saw that he was now approaching them.
Sooner or later, Elena knew that they would have to face one another and as he came to them she kind of went the way to the garden and he followed her.
Caroline now looked for Rebekah.
"Elena, will you stop?!" Damon said grabbing her by the arm.
"What is it?" Elenaâs chocolate eyes blazed at her ex.
"I want to talk to you."
"What about?"
"I made a mistake-but I love you!"
Elena inhaled deeply, annoyed."You don't love me- if you loved me you would never had slept with Krystal! And to tell you the truth - I think that you did me a favour. And - actually it made me realize that there was no real love between us anyway - it was just this toxic"
Before she managed to finish the sentence, he pulled her to him and kissed her.
Elena pulled away, sifting angrily at him,"Don''t ever do this again! Leave me alone!"
âCome on - she doesnât mean anything to me - you know that - it was just - a stupid glitch.â
âWe are over. And I donât want to talk to you, see you or know anything about you!â Elena ripped away from Damonâs arms, trying to fight her tears, running out of the garden into the house.
âAre you all right?â Miguel asked as he nearly crashed with the brunette coming from the side room.
âYes. Where is the bathroom, please?â
âUpstairs. Let me show you. This is a big houseâ Miguel led the way.
âThank you.â Elena said, feeling much calmer already.
âThereâ Miguel gestured to the guest bathroom.
Elena entered and now washed her hands, and sat down on the rim of the tub.
âAre you all right?â Miguel knocked at the door. âI donât want to bother you, but you were not looking well...and Iâm a doctor - soâ
Elena now opened the door. âIâm fine - I just forgot to eat today - and had the champagne and just felt a bit queasy.â
âYou are a little bit pale. Let me get you a sandwich - the hors dâoeuvres are not sufficient.â Miguel offered.
âThank you. But I think that I am going to go home. I got up at 5 as I had an order to finish and Iâm really tired.â Elena said.
âAll right. Shall I call you a cab?â
âYes, please.â
***
A few days later
Mikaelson Mansion
"I saw you having a good time talking to Elena!?" Rebekah remarked teasing Miguel slightly.
"She is a nice person" Miguel replied.
"Ah,Elena?! Really?!" Kol said. "Isnât she with Damon Salvatore."
"As usual you don't know anything Kol," Rebekah said, "didn't Bonnie tell you that they broke up!"
Miguel listened attentively, but kept quiet.
âI think she mentioned something. Yeah - the other night she spent hours on the phone with her.â
âIt was a bad break up. Damon cheated - nothing new. She kicked him to the curb. She is the sweetest soul and deserves a good guy. Like you Miguel.â
âHere you are - blantanly matchmakingâ Kol said.
âAnd so what? I donât see you complaining - and Miguel also deserve a happy ever after.â
âIâm hereâ Miguel now said.
âYeah - sorry. I donât want to be insensitive - but, seriously. You seem to like her. Ask her out. Have dinner. Maybe things will happen. Maybe they donât, but there is no harm in trying.â Rebekah said.
âYouâre right,â Miguel said, âbut it has been a long time since Iâve done anything like that. And she has just broken up with her boyfriend, so I donât think it is really appropriate to ask her out.â
Before Rebekah could continue, Esther entered the room, pulling him away.
âI would like to do something special for Cristobalâs birthdayâ the woman said to Miguel as they walked into the drawing room.
"Thank you, mother. That would be wonderful."
âYou have both adjusted well. I am really happy that you decided to return living here.â
âCristobal needs to have a sense of family - I should have came back years ago.â Miguel said.
âHenrik and him are getting along so well - you have done a great job with him.â
âNot without the great help of Senora Vega - she did most of the work.â Miguel pointed out.
âShe is a marvelous woman. I donât know why she declined the invitation to the party.â
âShe doesnât like big gatherings like these.âMiguel replied.
âI will invited her for tea some time. Right. I will cooridinate the birhtday party with Cristobal then - Iâve learned from Henrik, that it is not wise to take things in oneâs own hands.â Esther said.
âHe is very particular about what he likes and dislikes.â
âWerenât you all?â Esther cocked an eyebrow, referring to all of her children, him included. They all were a handful, each with an ego, and very demanding personalities.
âWe wereâ Miguel curled a smile remembering the chaos that reigned in the house when they were kids.
âAh, I miss those days,â Esther said, âthe house is too quiet now. Itâs just us and Henrik. You all have moved out and - I truly wish I had more grandchildren.â
âIt will come.â
âI donât know. Same as you, Kol is too immersed in his work at the hospital, even though he is been with Bonnie for a while now. And donât start me on Rebekah - she is like her father, dedicated to the magazine, and Klaus - you know - â
âYes - no stabile relationship at all.â
âExactly. But I am greateful that all of you are fine. And I hope sincerely that you will find someone, too.â
âI donât know - no one is â
âlike Emily, I know. Come on, dinner is about to be served.â
***
The next few days everyone was busy with their work and they mostly talking to one another over the phone.
Elena had locked herself in the bakery working from morning till evening. She was preparing herself for a cookie fair and so she concentrate on it only.The only person she would see was Caroline, who would come to the shop.They had dicussed Damon only once, and Elena didn't want to hear his name or anything about him.
"He can disappear into another dimension as far as I am cocerned!," was the last thing on that subject matter, "I got my work...and I mean it... I want to open another shop... And it will be cupcakes... I have a whole load of new recipes and designs and I want you to draw up a contract, and I want you to go with me and see some potential shops." Elena said to her friend.
"Yes. I will. I know that men are off subject-but- I am going out for dinner with Klaus!" Caroline then said.
"You really work fast!"
"It's a dinner. I just want to get to know him,"Caroline stated,"Now you kept quiet about meeting Miguel before the cocktail party?!"
"It was nothing. I guy who bought me a cup of coffee,and then it  happens to be Rebekah's brother. He is nice."
"He is nice?!" Caroline repeated,"Right- and?"
"Nothing. He is nice. I have told you. I don't want to date. And why would he asked me out- according to Rebekah, he is only about work!"
"Says she who is at work all the time," Caroline referred now to Elena, "you liked him, didn't you?!"
Elena knew that her friend was relentless.
"He is good looking. Different- but didn't you say that he is a widower."
"So what? Why does that matter?!"
"It doesn't."
"Well, he must have loved her very much cos, Rebekah said that he didn't have anyone since"
"Really?" Elena was surprised.
"It's kind of romantic," Caroline then said,"To find that one love."
"Yeah, the one that is always and forever!" Elena said dreamily and then snapped out of it, "I have a great idea for a cup cake range with that name, actually two. One can be always  and the other one forever- two of a kind!"
"Make it really tasty!" Caroline said. "I will see you later!"
The door swung open and both women now made a half sigh looking at the man that was approching them.
Miguel. Elena bit a gulp back and tried hard not to keep her calm.
Caroline looked at Elena and Miguel exchanging a small non verbal gaze. There was a spark, she could swear. âRight. I have to go. Nice seeing you again, Miguel.â
Miguel nodded a little at the blonde, who turned on her heel, nudging a smile at Elena. Girl, he is not here for the cookies. Waving a little at her friend she exited the bakery.
âThis is a charming place.â Miguel complimented the place that was a cross of a modern and old, very cozy and welcoming.
âThank you.â Elena smiled pleased.
âI would like a box of mixed cookies - a bit of everything. It is for my housekeeper.â Miguel said.
âAll right. I will put something together.â
âCan I have a Latte?â
âYes, of course. Would you like to try these new cookies?â
âYes, Iâd love to.â Miguel said and as Elena took the plate, he read the name, "Aztec fire - is there chilli inside?"
âYes. Itâs a new recipe. I always try to bring out something new. Iâve got cookies from all over the world. We alternate it. My great grandmother was from Bulgaria and I got her recipe book when I was ten. Here are some of her favourites, called Medenki. They are made with honey.â
âIâd like to try those, too.â Miguel said.
âOk. If youâd like to sit down. Iâll bring the coffee and the cookies over to you.â
Miguel nodded and now found a table by the window.
As she served him the hot drink and the cookies, they both turned their attention to the door.
âAh, great mind think alike.â Rebekah said as she now came up to them. âLatte for me, too. And can I have the triple chocolate cookie and Nutella to dip. I had one of those days - â
âOf course. Coming right upâ Elena said, leaving them to for a moment. As she returned, Rebekah asked her to sit with them for a little while, laying out all that had happened at work and their rival magazine stealing one of the stylist and a writer.
Both Miguel and Elena tried their best to calm the fiery blonde down. But they both knew that it was the hardest job, especially when she clearly was on the warpath.
âIâm sorry, I totally ruined this -â
âNo, you didnât.â Elena reassued her friend.
âCan you pack me a few more of these cookies. I think that I will need this tonight.â
âSureâ Elena said and now went to the counter to finish Miguelâs order as well.
"Ok-tomorrow lunch and I am not taking a no for an answer!" Rebekah said paying for the cookies and the coffees, as she felt guilty for taking up their time talking about a problem at work. Giving her friend one of those air kisses on the cheek and was out of the door. Miguel nodded a little bye to Elena and followed his sister.
"Damon, who?!" Elena muttered looking at Miguel and Rebekah discussing something before they each went their separate ways.
***
Elsewhere
Caroline wanted to dress to impress, and so she tried out tones of dresses and she wasn't happy with any of them. Then she finally chose an unusual green little number.
"It's only a dinner" the blonde muttered to herself as if it wasn't of any particular significance.
The door bell rang and she looked at the clock. It was seven and he was on time.
When she opened it, he charmingly smiled at her presenting her with an extravagant mixed ranunculus flower bouqet.
"Thank you" she took the bouquet trying not blush as he said that he wasn't really sure what her favourite flowers were but he was convinced that these were the most romantic ones.
"I -never really thought about flowers"
"Law and words are more interesting, I suppose!" Klaus said.
"I do girly stuff, too."
"Oh- I have heard of your gatherings"
"Rebekah!" Caroline exclaimed softly.
"I admit I used my sister to get a few pointers- for this evening-your favourite restaurant is Danielle's-and they serve french and creole food."
"So I guess we have a table reservations there?!" Caroline said her eyes sparkling at him.
"Indeed we have. Please" he stretched his arm out to her. She closed the door behind them and they went out into the night.
***
Meanwhile
Miguel presented the box with the cookies to Senora Vega.
âWhat is this?â
âThis is a little thank you - for everyhing you are doing for us.â
âYou have just given me another raise - it is more than enough.â the housekeeper said.
âIt is never enough. You gave your life to us, and I cannot repay this with anything.â
âYou know that I do not care about the money. You have also given me a home and shelter and it is an absolute honor to work for you, Dr Galindo.â
Miguel patted the womanâs hands, now asking her about Cristobal.
âIn his room. He said that he has to practice for the drama group.â
Miguelâs pager buzzed and he now excused himself and went to his study to reply to the call.
As he got into his study, he put the computer on.  he took now the photograph of his late wife in his hands.
"You told me not to stay alone- but -I couldn't. I never thought I would be able to feel something for someone again,â Miguel inhaled deeply, âbut I do." His thought swayed to Elena. Like Rebekah had said. She was a sweet, dear person, and his heart went double beat.
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