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I know Iām batting at the hornet nest, and please know that if you like this character, itās nothing personal bc we interpret things as they make more sense to us that being said, I cannot stand the Solas gang who paint him as nothing BUT someone who has the interest of elves at heart and was their liberator, who is just kind and thoughtful and does his best to help people. I do not have a problem with people who like Solas bc this isnāt a morality competition about who has the most correct opinions, nor I care about people who do that, but did we play the same game?
Destroying the world is not the revolutionary move of liberation you think it is. I think we have seen enough movies that deal with that ecofascist narrative (bc even if the character isnāt, the narrative is). People still live in the world, and anyone who would genuinely suggest this would be destroyed in an argument by people who do actual mutual aid and left-based activism. What is or isnāt revolutionary doesnāt exist in a vacuum, and the devs being terminally Canadian/USAmerican donāt get to redefine things that exist beyond and over them
Solas isnāt a particularly helpful person. Not even to elves. Thinking pitifully of city elves and as the Dalish as savages, without any will to recognise the culture that flourished among them is also not the solidarity move you think it is
Solas isnāt particularly kind. Being soft spoken isnāt the same as being kind
For a fandom that usually has a lot of issues with other characters being used as BioWare mouth pieces (which is honestly understandable and Iām not jabbing at bc me too bestie), a lot of people in this fandom seem to be okay with Solas being one of the most blatant mouth-pieces there is
A person who laments hurting you, and saying he doesnāt want to hurt you, and how he wish he wasnāt hurting you, and who has the space to STOP and DOESNāT is you know. not someone whoās particularly interested in listening to other people
This is the guy who killed his best friend because he had the audacity to believe that a city elf could actually better the conditions of elves who are currently alive. Which is the revolutionary thing to do
The Elvhenan being destroyed is literally Solasā doing. Organise unions and commit regicide like a normal person if it bothers you so much
āBut they were enslaversā gee listen, Iām not saying the ancient elvhen empire should be pristine and perfect and a happy utopia, but youāve never stopped to think how itās at least a little racist that they modelled a people after several indigenous cultures and cultures of colour and then decided that the guy who wanted to fix them was a white looking king and fallen god who thinks people who are lesser than him are underdeveloped and savage? Not only that but that BioWare decided that that very culture was going to be based on slavery like a wildly inaccurate, racist, methodologically questionable global north high school text talking about Mesoamerican cultures? That they took the ancient practice of face tattoos and decided they were slave markings? How white are you???
Once again he constantly distances himself from modern elves, and the only one he speaks kindly of is a high approval Dalish Inquisitor.
He is one of the biggest āall faith in anything at all is subjugation if you disagree with me you are committing an attack on the very concept of freedom" characters in the franchise. I fully see going that route when youāre playing with Andrastianism, because of the narrative around it in the game and the influences it has. But with other minority religions and Otherised cultures in the game? It is straight up racist to me, and sounds too close to white atheism for my comfort. This isnāt just a Solas thing, but a Bioware thing in general. Even if Andrastianism is criticised or portrayed as genuinely damaging, every single person who isnāt a human andrastian is portrayed as being Oppressed Without Knowing It. every single dialogue and investigation option is framed like this.
Also foreign liberators donāt really tend to be liberators. People who seek to free other people because they know better should be met with resistance. It is with the people or not at all, and Solas actually fits in this category. He sees himself as the granter of Freedom. Where I come from, we call these people gringos or conquistadores, so you choose.
Iām not saying you canāt find entertainment, enjoyment, pathos or whatever else in this particular character. On the contrary, as different narratives and different narrative devices satisfy different things. That, however, doesnāt mean the narrative they use is extremely skewed and can be interpreted as extremely infective in terms of what people pretend it is aka a story about Liberation.
In my personal opinion, Bioware doesnāt have stories about liberation because it does not have the range for it in Dragon Age, which leaves us with a lot of half assed attempts, but I digress. My point is Iām not claiming to know what you see in this character just because I donāt enjoy him, or that you canāt at all. Iām not the boss of you. I am, however, proposing that perhaps people should stop ignoring Solasā negative traits and the actual text material to pretend heās some benevolent, lost, elvhen King Arthur come to fix things while being willing to kill everyone else in the process. Again.
#jules.txt#character critical#da critical#solas critical#'but everyone hates my favourite character'. listen. i don't think anyone is allowed to give you personal shit for characters they don't#like but you do. but like at least work with the text instead of making solas a white liberator who is not at all how he actually is#i follow a lot of people who main solas and whose interpretations of his narrative i think Fuck and are excellently constructed#*even if i don't see it that way or disagree* bc you know different analysis and solid building#but we're gonna lie now?
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felix š«§ update // 50125
#felix#lee felix#stray kids#skz#bystay#skzco#staydaily#dancerachasource#hyunlixsource#mine*#edits*#felix*#userhollyjo#usermania#forparker#stayjuni#FELIX WHAT THE HELL MAN#I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS#YOU DIDNT NEED TO ATTACK ME LIKE THIS! !!!?!?!#THE AUDACITY!!!#NOT GONNA LIE AT FIRST I WAS LIKE NOOOO THE BLONDE BUT NOW IM LIKE YEEES THE BLACK š¤š¼š¤š¼š¤š¼š¤š¼#YOU CAN SEE HIS FRECKLES A LOT BETTER NOW !!!!#UGH THIS MAN#UGH THIS PRETTY PRINCESS#UGHH!!!!#ALSO OMG GUYS WE'RE FINALLY BACK CONTENT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"a plate, a fork and knife, and a drinking chalice are at the end of a massive table...both a funny and sad look at solas' isolated existence"
#9 years of this btw ššš#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#solas#datv spoilers#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#ok i still dont know how to tag this game but i hope these will help people avoid the spoilers#im gonna go lie down now#me when he wasn't joking about din'anshiral#im soo glad the lighthouse is his place!!!#we're going to get so much of his story not just via murals letters and notes (do u guys think he has a diary......) but by just looking at#the design of the lighthouse :')
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I'm so fed up with this paywall shit in this community like COME THE FUCK ON. This is at ridiculous level right now, only 3-4 years ago we didn't know any of that shit and now it's on every step? ... Support free cc creators.
#kari mumbles#kari stfu#not gonna lie I have no wish to do any cc now#...#but I'm sure there are people who enjoy my cc#idk maybe I will release something randomly some day#anyway we're doomed#cuz it's now about money > cc#not cc for fun
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"The Church prohibits official relations with outsiders and other countries!"
Lambert, who died while on his way to meet with the leaders of Duscur: "Am I a joke to you?"
I have seen people unironically say that Duscur isn't a foreign country so it doesn't count. Like I saw that and I'm just like. Brother what do you mean Duscur isn't a foreign country lmao
#ask#anon#edelgard discourse#just to be safe#like okay so we're just gonna lie now is that it. like. bruh. lol. lmao even
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The unmistakable sound of footsteps approaching begins to fill the air. Whoever is coming seems to have brought some company alongā¦
They are getting closerā¦ and closerā¦ and closerā¦
ā¦and closerā¦
ā¦ā¦until..................
"Goooooood evenin'!!" Comes the loud greeting from a certain blond man. A big smile on his face and all.
"We beg your pardon for our prolonged absence. It was completely beyond our control..." Then adds the gentleman standing by his side, apologizing on behalf of both, offering a genuine smile along with the apology.
"...BUT! We're back!" And hopefully for good this timeā¦
#[HI HIIIIIII~~ HOW'S EVERYONE DOING?? 8)]#[IDK IF ANYONE REMEMBERS ME OR MY MUSES ANYMORE?? BUT HELLOOO]#[one million years later but we're backkkkkk]#[i'd like to start by apologizing for completely disappearing for months without any announcement]#[life has been far from kind all this year so far and this has greatly and negatively impacted me emotionally]#[like..very VERY badly (harmful stuff and etc)]#[all to a point where i've had to take some time off from most social media]#[and which is also why i haven't checked or replied to any messages anywhere in a while]#[not that i'm the most social and most active person ever but you get what i mean here ;v;]#[the original plan was to come back here like a month or so ago but as you can guess i was unable to due to the same irl issues]#[i'm not gonna lie i'm still not doing well]#[but i wanted to come back or at least try to]#[since writing for these two and the ogre street guys always brings me joy and i also missed everyone here!]#[i'm still unsure if dropping threads will be the way to go for now or not#because i have no idea if my partners are still interested in any threads we had prior my unannounced hiatus]#[or if anyone's still interested in interacting with me and my muses again ;v;]#[so if we have ongoing threads i'll likely be jumping into your IMs over the course of the days to ask about it]#[i just need to check my thread tracker first because i can't remember what i owed last time ;;;;;;]#[as always: we can start new stuff any time in case you're no longer feeling whatever threads we had]#[and we can also start from scratch if that's best too]#[so no worries there!]#[enough blablah from me for now]#[i missed you all so much!]#[and to the new followers this blog somehow earned in my absence: Hi!! Thank you for following and I hope we can interact soon!!]#[hope everyone has been doing great during my absence!! <3]#;speedwagon says (( ic ))#;jonathan says (( ic ))#;ic#(??#;speedwagon withdraws coolly
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come over here and profound for me
-is officially completed!
Did you wish the show explored Pen and Colin's emotions in more depth? That Penelope and Eloise's friendship fallout was more tense- and the reconciliation more meaningful? That Polin's romance was a focal point that burned slowly as they fell deeper and deeper for each other? That Lady Whistledown had the narrative weight it was building toward? Were you, too, displeased with 'and then everybody clapped' endings and wanted a Polin honeymoon? Are you a fan of character growth? Accountability? Tender smut? Dorks in love? Reconciliation? Colin backstory and POV? Poetry? Love and Romance? Women treated as full people? Family feels? Angst? Polin as a team? Pen and Colin and Eloise and Marina all winning?
Come Over Here and Profound for Me! The fic one person left 75 anonymous hate comments on, and another said "I feel like I understand them in a new way, and I really wish your insight into the soul of each of them was reflected in the show. It made the reconciliations that much sweeter and the love deeper."
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āPenelope! Pen! ā he called out, running and running, and just as she turned, he threw his arms about her. There, in full view of the ton, in bleary sunshine and in the eyes of those who were still mulling about, Lady Whistledown articles in their hands, he curled into her, breathed once more for the first time in what felt ages. āPen.ā
It took her a moment, but then she fully leaned upon him, exhaling as though she had not had the opportunity even a moment in their separation, and she melted into him. Slowly, as though to assure he was real, her hands came up to his back, gently grasping hold of him, disheveled as he was. āColin,ā she whispered, and he nuzzled his nose against her temple. āOh, Co-ā
ā-lin Christopher Bridgerton!ā
He nearly hissed when he felt Anthony grasping him by the collar with a yelp, scruffing him as though a stray cat and pulled him away. āIn the middle of the street!? Miss Featherington, I apologize for my brotherās behavior.ā
āHey!ā he protested, twisting about to see that familiar vein throbbing in his brotherās forehead.
āYouāve lost your wits! In broad daylight! Have you gone mad!?ā
āOf course I have!ā he yelled, just as Penelope herself proclaimed āDo not speak to him that way!ā and the surprise of it left Anthony speechless. Colinās entire body felt to bursting, all the relief, all the ache he had for her, all the tenderness intensified. āDid I not just tell you I love her? And here she is! For an entire day, I thought there was no future and now my future is before me- and you question if I have gone mad? After I watched the woman I adore be dragged off to a place I could never hope to reach her and now she has returned?ā
Through the pulse pounding through his ears, drumming his body, he felt another hand upon him, a voice most dulcet sharpened. āI demand you release my intended this moment, Lord Bridgerton, or you shall see what true madness is from a woman displeased,ā Penelope insisted, protective and deadly as she pulling him toward her, Anthonyās grip fully slackened, and the two of them leaning upon one another once more.Ā
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#polin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#bridgerton#marina thompson#eloise bridgerton#oh dang i guess now pen is#penelope bridgerton#i won't lie y'all i think this is my polin swan song#and i'm so so proud of it#i cannot believe i wrote 100k plus words for one story like these two possessed me#anyway this took a year and a half to complete and i studied the 1812 dictionary of the vulgar tongue religiously#i wrote 50+ polin fics to prepare for the character study this story ended up becoming#everyone gets a happy ending- we're just gonna work for it until we get there#bone apple teeth
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just a housekeeping post, but if i'm slower answering asks for a bit, it's bc i'm working on SladeRobin week! none of your asks are being ignored, i just completely forgot about that until now and i want to try to complete every prompt so. pray for me, i think. but as always i love all the anons sending the lovely dead dove content <3
#necrotic nuisance#also i WILL come back to the whump prompts those are NOT done pinky promise#also i'm so close to hitting 250 followers and when i do that i'm reblogging an ask game that's all opinions#so like. they'll be easier to handle bc it'll just be my thoughts rather than coming up with headcanons#like i will likely hit 250 either tomorrow or the day after so expect that!#i lvoe you all so dearly and i love that i'm slowly collecting all the dead doves flying around this fandom#you're all mine now. we're a flock.#anyway i'm going to do a lot of different pairings for sladerobin week#i'm trying to behave and not make it all sladetim won't lie.#bc it calls me.#also i'm doing one with CARRIE.#so i can force you all to be carrie fans.#it's non negotiable#carrie content is the trojan horse i snuck into this blog.#you will be subject to it.#anyway this is just a heads up#i have over 70 asks rn. oh my.#this was gonna be an opinion and comics meta blog. where am i.#i mean i'm happy but i got lost somehow#win win. honestly
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astarion x inexperienced tav who's prone to overthinking
after defeating the netherbrain and leaving most of the chaos behind, they could finally focus on the journey that awaited themāwithout the worldās fate depending on their choices.
astarion took his time getting to know her the way he couldnāt before. he would ask her to play with herself, so as to memorize all the places she liked to be touched.
he'd watch mal, naked, sprawled on the bed for him, back resting comfortably against the headboard, legs bent at the knees as her fingers roamed freely, touching and rubbing the places that yearned to be caressed. despite all his experience and restraint, he'd soon find himself itching to join her, teetering on the edge of just going for itātaking in the visuals and all they did for him. how uncomfortable his cock felt inside his pants, how deep was the desire to relieve the pressure. all only matched by the urge to pounce on herāto feel the slick warmth against his length.
astarion would sit there and think about the way he could stroke her glistening folds with his tip, make her whimper, and when she couldn't deny how desperate she was for him, only then he would reward her. but before he could go any further with those thoughts, he'd notice her getting frustrated, unsure of what to do with herself, brows furrowed as maleane desperately chased the feelings of pleasure and release, now both fleeting. the vampire spawn would watch her expression for a while, trying to determine what was wrong from the changes in her face.
maleane would look back at him, as if searching for help and he'd soon step in, as always, kissing her, moving his hands to her breasts, her waist, until one found its way between her legs to tangle alongside her own fingers. and yet, when he'd move his lips away he would catch a glimpse of worry in her eyes. mal's frustrations would bubble to the surface. because pleasing herself was hard and it didn't feel as good as she'd wanted to. because she was overthinking everything, the thread was slipping, and soon the frantic thoughts would take her completely out of it. the sorcerer wouldn't want to be touched at all.
theyād try again, of course. another time, with more help from astarionāhis voice, his instructionsāto touch herself. he'd tell mal what he saw, how delicious she looked, how she was turning him on, how he wanted to touch her. he'd confess every single thing he'd like to do to her, how he wanted to explore her body, how he wanted to give her pleasure. how badly he wanted to hear her sing his name.
and through it all, he would see her getting closer, with eyes shut, fingers moving and voice breaking. mal would get lost in the picture heād painted for her, and he too would see colors he had never noticed before. the little gasps of pleasure were all the encouragement heād need to begin stroking himself. but he would nonetheless continue, albeit in a breathier tone. maleane would hear every detail on how heād give anything to taste her, to have her, to indulge in her. and before he could even begin to name all the perverted things he'd make her try, she'd be unfurling in front of himātoes curled, muscles tensed, fingers soreāfinally orgasming before him.
#baldur's gate 3#the bg3 adventures#astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion x tav#astarion romance#oc: maleane#maleane/astarion#nsft#gods mal's a bit of a puzzle i'm not gonna lie#but as much as i'd like for her to be this sex god taking massive dicks left and right no problemo she's uh.. not#and i love to pepper problems on these two it makes them DELICIOUS#and if mal's getting all frustrated and angy because she's all ??? idk what's nice and feels good and makes me come ??#imagine how it would affect the resident sexy vampire to be unable to please her ?? ? ? ? mhm yes now we're cooking#sometimes it's the kinks that work but sometimes you just need therapy lmao#i'm hornyposting on main again moots that know me irl look away dfgdfgf
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"...you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!"
Okay but like. What if Thor had died? Not by fratricide, what if he'd just died? Because there's no other siblings (officially...) and even if there was if Odin wants to skip an heir he'd have to think up a reason or admit to literally centuries of lying to everyone, and it's not impossible that both Odin and Thor could die at the same time so like... they actually could have had a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard. And there doesn't seem to have been any plan to avoid that so...
#and even if it all came out the next in line's probably Cousin Whoever and if Cousin Whoever is not instantly popular his subjects are gonna#be thinking#'well okay that prince was secretly blue but he grew up here and we're used to him and most importantly he is NOT King Cousin'#'Whoever. would he be up for a violent overthrow of King Whoever do you think? let's call him up and suggest that eh?'#basically i now realise that Odin's Shit Plan potentially leads to civil war in TWO kingdoms and that's... honestly sort of impressive.#'why did he lie?' demanded loki. 'idk i think he just kind of... forgot?' answered frigga (who had also been lying but shhh...)#thor (2011)#mcu tag
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this isn't about witchcraft but I don't even care, I just found out my special interest game is getting an update today in like five hours and somehow I missed that memo???? I was burnt out so I wasn't paying attention and now I'm hearing that we're getting a new main quest, specifically the quest in which the formula is "this one guy shows up, drops the biggest lore bomb, and then leaves."
needless to say I am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH no one's gonna hear from me for like a month on my main (/j) it's all gonna be my alt's sideblog (yes I have three Tumblr blogs, shhh) screaming about this nonstop. because I'm one of those players who doesn't ever actually play the game but will never shut up about the worldbuilding and āØLOREāØ and we're getting a quest that will, most likely, once again shift the entire perspective of the world a little to the left.
#if you recognize the game just by this#hi how are ya doin in hell cuz I'm having fun here#how are you holdin up after that last main quest because I was a fucking mess#literally cried#AND NOW WE'RE GETTING LOOOOOORE#I'm gonna go fucking nerd mode no one is gonna be able to shut me up#I'm so normal about this game guys I promise /s /that's a fucking lie#to clarify the first statement I'm not saying players of this game should go to hell I'm saying the game IS hell#if you're friends with a genshin player who's invested in characters or lore you should give them a hug they fucking need it#yes the game is genshin I'm in the tags now so it's safe lol#I consider myself safe from the scary genshin fans and the people who think genshin is horrible when I'm in the tags
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'Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.' What happens then, when the line separating that knowledge blurs?
>>> Next <<< Previous (Destiny Bond; a PokƩmon fancomic --- pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6, pt.7, pt.8, pt.9, pt.10, pt.11, pt.12, ???)
#Destiny Bond comic#WE'RE BACK FOR NOVEMBER GAMERS.................................... ššššš#they've been distressed for the past few updates I'm giving them this chance to be sweet SDKJFSNJKDFNS#Morty gets to be silly . as a treat#in which he forgets that Eusine isn't from Ecruteak so he doesn't realize that having dizzy spells/fainting aren't a regular sight for him#with the town having fellow psychics and those attuned with higher powers it's practically the norm (much to Eusine's dismay /hj)#I'M NOT GONNA LIE I WAS NEARLY ABOUT TO LET HIM KISS HIS HAND THERE I WAS THIS š¤ CLOSE#but contextually (with how this is still quite early in their friendship) the reassurance grip makes more sense#(that said you could say that Eusine Wanted to press his lips against his knuckles there but faltered out of guilt................ hohoHOho#after the hell of a month I've had I deserve to draw them being extra gay alright it's my dish I cook it how I want SFJSDFNSNDS /lh#ALSO guest appearance from Jumpluff !!!!! āļøāļøāļøššš#the babey who's just out of the loop and confused over why their master is losing their Damn mind with a blond passed out on their lap#my god we're finally back on track with this car crash babey#now let's see if my freelancing allows for my weekly schedule again after all this time /manifesting /manifesting /knock on wood šÆļøšÆļøšÆļø#sacredshipping#morty/eusine#morty x eusine#gym leader morty#morty pokemon#mystery man eusine#eusine pokemon#pokemon#pokemon gsc#pokemon hgss#pokemon fancomic#pokemon comic#jumpluff
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1, 2, 5
1. which of your muses is the pickiest eater?
Cody, he's got the pallet of the average toddler so he won't eat just anything and is picky with texture.
2. do any of your muses have dietary allergies?
Cody is lactose intolerant, Thorn has an allergy to shellfish.
5. which of your muses needs / wants a hug the most?
Needs hugs: Ilia, Jax, Talia, Vale, Asami, Ikari, Yume
Wants hugs: Neon
#you'll have to break me open // to hear anything. (answered)#lucas talks (ooc)#i may not heal from all these bruises // but i'll be better off this way! (headcanons)#just close your eyes // the sun is going down. (ilia)#maybe i'm safer when i'm on the run // no time to open up my heart. (jackson)#it happens every night // i watch my world ignite // but there's no waking from this nightmare! (vale)#some super fun surprise around each corner // just riding on a rainbow // i'm gonna be okay! (neon)#a rose will grow to be a seed // from every life another leads // we're the same you and me! (asami)#hello there my enemy // welcome to my punching spree. (ikari)#here comes another nightmare // another fever dream! (yume)#if you're looking for a ride // i've got a horse outside! (cody)#used monsters as an excuse to lie awake // now the monsters are the ones that i have to face. (talia)
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ughhhhhhh being aroace and touch-starved suuuuuucks. i want physical affection that is usually reserved for romantic partners, but since arriving at college i still haven't quite gotten close enough with my friends to consider broaching the topic of affection with them, so i just have to sit here and bundle myself in blankets and pretend it's just as good as cuddling.
#need to talk to this one friend about the phrasing of something they told me once#about whether they meant *they themself* expect physical affection at some point in friendship#or if they started expecting the *other party* to expect it#and furthermore where their boundaries lie#but oh boy. vulnerability scary :/#it gets even more complicated when i factor in wanting kisses so we're not even gonna touch that right now#friday chats
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sooho and yeohwa (unmasked)
#i just like this shot. hence. its own post#songbird's romcom romp of '24#THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FACE TO FACE NOW WHEEEEE IT TOOK 6 EPISODES BUT WE'RE HERE#knight flower#also does she not look absolutely STUNNING in this hanbok. she looks so good. what the heck.#and it must be said the uniforms from joseon era korea really do slap. not gonna lie they really really do
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ONE GIRL DREW FANART OF OUR GREEK HISTORY AND LIT PROFS
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