#but we'll just ignore that if we need to

[fivie]

hello there! i just came here to say that umw is one of my top fics of all time and it has always been a delight whenever i reread it ❤️❤️

also i've been working through a full rewatch of spn and i just realized how fully i just integrated umw into my version of spn canon. i am watching winchester shenanigans on my laptop and half my mind is also just going "boy i hope enjoltaire is doing okay back in europe where they definitely are" and it does make the show more fun.

Aww thank you!! 🩷

Also that's so funny. Here's a quick and approximate guide for your SPN rewatch reference:

Season 1: Grantaire is moping around alone. Enjolras is probably finishing up high school??

Season 2: Grantaire is moping around alone. Enjolras starts university.

Season 3: Grantaire is moping around alone. Enjolras becomes a hunter and meets Combeferre, Feuilly and Bahorel.

Season 4: Grantaire is moping around alone in the pre-apocalypse. Enjolras and Feuilly meet Jehan and successfully prevent one of the 66 seals from being broken (impressive but ultimately meaningless since the Winchesters goof up everything over in the US)

Season 5: Grantaire is moping around alone in the active, ongoing apocalypse. Feuilly dies. Jehan and Enjolras become friends after Enjolras nearly gets killed hunting alone.

Season 6: Apocalypse averted! Grantaire and Enjolras meet and start hunting and travelling together during this year!

Season 7: Combeferre, Enjolras and Grantaire see reports about God!Cas on the news. Grantaire feels God!Cas wipe out hundreds of angels. And then the story immediately stops running in tandem with SPN plotlines because I hated the rest of season 7 so much 👎

ENJOY!!!

[beargregor]

Chef greg delivery just for you. it's a wonder I hadn't bearified him yet, he's my fave greg too 🔪

gays literally only want one thing (to be chopped up and eaten by a depressed man) and it's fucking disgusting

[r7inyz]

YOU CANT HIDE

[moiraimyths]

Before we call anon rude because let’s see it from their perspective, imagine getting an entire feast to eat. That can be pretty hard to start with so much that’s going on, but if they start with one thing they know they’ll like (aka one character they like) that can be the start for them leaping to other characters to finish the story and the bigger story. I struggle the same way to start book series if I don’t have at least one character that drives me to read it, it’s all about what can be the hook to push them through. Sounds like the anon is neurodivergent (just a guess) so they might genuinely not see it as rude and see it as a solution to even play the game to start with.

Btw absolutely adore the game, the complex and rich characters making them all so unique is amazing. The art is so pleasing to the eyes I love it!! I’m waiting for it all to get out at once so I don’t get too impatient. Shae however interests me the most, which routes will have the most lore for them? Will there be routes that give more lore in general based on decisions you make or do they all share the same amount? (I mean general lore not just Shae lore)

Apologies; we are not trying to accuse any asker of being rude! We are simply explaining our perspective as the developers / are trying to broadly encourage folks to dip their toes into other areas of the story outside of the main route(s) they're interested in, especially considering some routes will be made available sooner than others, and these other routes will likely contain additional scenes/lore of everyone's fave(s) regardless! We want to give each main cast member an equal amount of love (and lore) regardless of their overall popularity, so our goal is not to tut-tut anyone for having strong preferences for one character over the others, but rather to explain that you may be surprised by how much *more* you learn about your preferred characters in the other routes. That's all!

For Shae... Well, they were a foot soldier for one of the worst periods of the War. Lore wise, any other story that touches on the War will likely have content relevant to them and their experiences. ^^

[sepiasys]

Hai hai!!

So I'm like. A goober and all that, yk? Silly lil guy I am UwU

I was boucnin around in headspace, being silly and tryna jump up and down in silly poses RLLY FAST!! But then it started to slow down a lot? Like to really see me in the poses I was making, so like slowing/freezing time. I didn't like it!! So I says "y'know, you make it rlly hard for me to be as energetic(?) as I want 737", floating around and pouting and pointing at someone

Then I realize HEY!! I don't even know who u are!! And like, their appearance isn't clear, either? I mean they LITERALLY look like a y/n, with the no eyes but eyebrows and a full grey body :3 (Not all that strange when usually our default drawings are featureless as well, unless it's a specific alter in mind, except it has eyes)

So I'm bothering em, obviously XD I float around and acknowledge my epithet erased style of presenting (the whole pngs moving around between poses, which is also a ginjaninja feature)(plus a mini bit of me walkin around animated like "I'm silly! That's literally my job! Why can't I, huh?" As if they accused me of anything XD)

OH YEAH I said that because I was hanging upside down in fromt of em, and they grabbed my face and like kinda flipped me a little while trying to toss me up and away? It was silly ^^ but yeah I can tell they were rlly uncomfortable with my very energetic vibe and presence, but it's not stopping me X3

Anyways I get INTERRUPTED BY SOMEONE ELSE!!! They're rlly tall, kinda? But I'm short so who's to say :3 Like. They're princess celestia to normal ponies heigh difference for me? Idk I need to draw em but I cant rn

ANYWAYS THEIR VOICE WAS SUUUPER FAMILIAR!! I was confused and like. Appearance wise? Somehow I got Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel?? Vibe wise they made me think of 🦊 but like ik it's not them, can't be! And I FINALLY remembered: ZOOBLE!! THEY SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE ZOOBLE AND HAD THE WHOLE DEMEANOR OF EM AND EVERYTHING??? They told me to cut it out 😔 (I'm half kidding :3 but they did tell me to "knock it off")

They rlly are like a rlly tall Vaggie tho :0 but also not? Idk I have to DRAW it!!! But I dont wven have all the detaillsss 😣🥺

They extended a hand to the unknown person btw :3 and I was still around but like I don't think the y/n blank slate featureless person actually said or did much? They just seemed… confused and uncomfortable honestly -._-.

Is oki ^^ Oh yeah, I told em smth like tell me who u is! Not like that but I rlly wanted to know!! But they dont have to tlel me ofc UwU and if they don't know, like they're a fragment or newbie or smth, then I wouldn't be surprised if they couldn't tell me anyways!!

Oh yeah!! I also got like. A small sharp headache? In my left temple?? It was shortly before I went to make this post and eventually it went away ^^

ANYWAYS WHO IS THIS ZOOBLE-VAGGIE TALL PERSON IN HEADSPACE⁉️ And are they real [squints suspiciously]

[snekdood]

men are inherently traumatized under the patriarchy bc they're pressured or forced to conform to the standards of manhood, which to put very simply, is to never express of feel emotions, which makes them bad at socializing, thus rendering them eternally isolated.

[candylandsys]

we can't do this

[loumauve]

I snapped today at work, and by snapped I mean I politely commented on a help desk ticket by summing up an mess of an (type of) issue that's come up for at least the fourth time in the 2+ months I've been managing user accounts, and asked the person responsible to fix it (himself for once) because last time I fixed his mess-up it took me two whole days to work out the details with at least four other colleagues from different departments and I really don't want to do it again. there's other shit that needs doing, I've been working 10+ hour days for most of this week already, so I need to cut down not add on more.

(good thing tho - at least we managed to fix the issue where the dataset of a newer employee got mixed up with another one of the same name and therefore wasn't able to apply for any of the access/accounts she needed. technically not entirely my area but it does impact us not being allowed to create an account for her so I figured I might as well track that issue down. took three days and at least three other people, but hey - it should all work out now. yay for that)

[teslacarbombz]

i hate DID and i hate my brain! cuz like what is happening. why is this happening rather. we should just go off the rails on main about this stuff we really should . i ate a gummy so my brain is a tadbit scattered just a little. we would post about it more if we werent so humiliated by our disorder. send post

[izzy-b-hands]

Trying to make my brain do anything today has just been case after case of 'well, half-assed is better than nothing I guess.'

[good-beans]

That comic of the person getting all swirly then slamming their laptop shut -- IM GOING TO BED

[jamesbukkakebarnes]

.

[inkskinned]

it's easier to apply for jobs than ever! so what if you lost your insurance, anyone can get a job these days, even without meds. everyone is hiring! there's a "good employee" shortage!

well you just need to revamp your resume, here's a paid app subscription that can read it for you. rewrite the cover letter they won't read. google jobs in my area and then scrawl through Monster/Indeed/worbly. did you want to save the search? this was posted 98 days ago. over 1 billion applicants! this position is trending.

jobs i actively like doing and get paid for. your search returned no results. easy-apply with HireSpin! easy apply with SparkFire! easy apply with PenisFlash! with a few short clicks, get your information stolen.

watch out! the first 98 links on google are actually scams! they're false postings. oopsie. that business isn't even hiring. that other one is closed permanently. find one that looks halfway legit, google the company and the word "careers". go to their page. scroll past brightly-lit diversity stock photo JOIN US white sans serif. we are a unique, fresh, client-focused stock value capitalism. we are committed to excellence and selling your soul on ebay. we are DRIVEN with POWER to INNOVATE our greed. yippee! our company has big values of divisive decision making, sucking our dicks, and hating work-life balances. our values are to piss in your mouth. sign here and tell us if you have gender issues so we can get ahead of the sexual harassment claim. are you hispanic although let's be real we threw out the resume when we saw your last name.

sign up to LinkHub to access updates from this company. make a HirePlus account to apply. download the PoundLink app. your account has been created, click the link we sent you in 15 minutes. upload that resume. we didn't read the resume, manually fill in the lines now. what is your expected pay grade. oh actually we want hungry people, not people driven by a salary. cut a zero off that number, buddy, this is about opportunity, and we need to be thrifty. highest level of education. autofill is glitching. here is an AI generated set of questions. what is your favorite part of our sexy, sexy company. how do you resolve conflict. will you get our company logo tattooed on your person. warning: while our CEO is guilty of wage theft, we will absolutely refuse to hire a nonviolent felon.

thank you for your interest at WEEBLIX. we actually already filled this position internally. we actually never had that posting. we actually needed you to have 9 years of experience and since you have 10 years we think it might be too many? we'll be texting you. we'll email you. we'll keep your resume. definitely absolutely we won't just completely ignore you. look at your phone, there's already a spam text from Bethany@stealyouridentity. they're hiring!

wait, did you get an interview? well that's special, aren't you lucky. out of 910 jobs you applied to, one answered, finally. and funny story! actually the position isn't exactly as advertised, we are looking for someone curious and dedicated. it's sort of more managerial. no, the pay doesn't change - you won't have any leadership title. now take this 90 minute assessment. in order to be a dog groomer, we need you to explain cell biology. in order to be a copyeditor, write a tiny dissertation about the dwindling supply of helium on the planet. answer our riddles three. great job! we just need to push this up to Tracy in HR who will send it to Rodney who is actually in charge. and then of course it's jay's decision and then greg will need to see you naked and if you survive you'll be given a drug test and a full anal examination.

and of course you'll be hungry this whole time, aren't you, months and months of the same shit. months of no insurance, no meds, no funding, barely able to afford the internet and the phone and the rent - all things you need in order to even apply for our thing. but do it again! do it again and again and again, until you flip inside out and turn into a being of pure dread!

you're not hired yet because you're lazy. there's over one million AI-generated hallucinated jobs in your area. don't worry. with zipruiter, hiring and firing is easier than ever. sign up. stay on-call.

in the meantime, little peon - why don't you just fucking suffer.

[neviixi]

will i finish this thesis or will this thesis finish me

[noctomania]

I'd rather a literal batch of potatoes to be president.

Potatoes can do no wrong. Every culture loves and respects potatoes. They are so accessible - gluten free and also edible to those without teeth - yet with so much to offer in one small package. They are the most humble of foods, literally coming from and looking like dirt. They are for anyone any time. They are simple and easy, but can also be complicated if one desires the challenges. Also, even in the darkest of places - the potato continues to grow. It's in their nature to thrive and to be plentiful. There may be variety, but in the end they are all potatoes. They cross all aisles and seas and boundaries. We can agree to disagree on a lot, and we can all also agree to potato.

We are potatoes.

Potatoes for president.

[by-ilmater]

i have a gunpla desk now! i just have to wait til it's not 99° out so i can be out in the living room to use it 🫠