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Silly Game Time: Quick, no time to explain, you need to hide this flashdrive! I'll distract them and lead them away!
Where are you going to hide the flashdrive?
This is a fascinating question with ample opportunity to explore how someone's mind works, but to me this ask begs the question of why you, a blog I cant remember interacting with, would ask me, a blogger who seems to share none of your interests, this question? I dont ask this in a disparaging way; this is old tumblr culture behavior that truly fosters a more forum or lj like community mindset that tumblr is slowly forgetting.
#but to answer the question#if i will possibly be detained if discovered im burying it under my porch#if not in the ol bajingo box it goes hope its got a good cover#also im not trying to be an asshole i just naturally am and thought my confusion more interesting than my answer
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the only types of conversations i want to be having about cwsg
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U gonna let Ur future man buy U lingerie?
who types like this
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Favorite friendlocke character? (If you can rant about them I'm hungry for friendlocke rants)
rubs hands. get ready because this post is gonna be LONG
i don't have a particular favourite but it gives me an excuse to analyse derek to the end
this fucking bitch. i love him too much to even hate him and it's very obvious considering my art account. and also (hopefully) the only one i'm gonna full on analyse.
derek in season one wasn't the best trainer, but he was a kid. most of it was for the laughs, although what he did wasn't the best decision. he barely had any concern for his pokemon unless they're dying until tracey's death, which most likely was a sort of change, as he quickly gone to the opposite side of the spectrum. he's more cautious, anxious as the time goes on and on as he tries to struggle with the fact that they're dying, and that some of them were easily avoidable, but he was still laid back, he still had his other pokemon. yet, the steven fight changed another thing, as that could've been avoidable, completely avoidable as he realises the blame is on him. he can't find a scapegoat this time, this was on him.
and finally. season two. holy fucking shit.
the anxiety i mentioned?? yeah. through the ROOF here. but i do love the dynamic of him, bianca and cheren. it feels like childhood friends who don't have anyone else so they stick to Eachother because nobody's gonna do the same for them. anyways. back to what i was saying. the clay fight taught him something, no matter what he said, nor what he did. derek didn't change. the fucking FALL to his knees as he came upon realisation of what happen and from utter shock of what just happened. he doesn't know what to do, his friends are dead and it's his fault. he did this again, and he can't do anything about it, and finally, the ghetsis fight. god. the fucking ghetsis fight. the idea of derek staring at the body of his friends, the body of jay, he's done it again, and the same reaction to him to the clay fight as his ears ring, this didn't feel real to him. he lost, and he ran, he ran as fast as his legs took him until he had the courage to face ghetsis again.
anyways xoxoxo bye guys :3
#friendlocke#kian speaks#i love this little fuck#but to answer the question#pastey season 3 and sara season 2#i just wanted an excuse to talk about derek#long post#ish
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I'm sorry, this was too funny!
what was your almost name? mine was sofia
#but to answer the question#my parents picked my name after i was born#I'm named after one of my mom's cousins#but my dad called me and my brother#cubyubyatch#before we were born#as a joke
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me#but she still thinks it is soo#but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon#asexual#aromantic#<- for reach#edit: ...its censored because i want to btw#like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do#ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao#im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo
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The only example of straight oppression is the fact that Amsterdam for straight people is associated with the red light district where generally straight men can pay for sex with beautiful European women. However, for gay people, Amsterdam has a legal gay cruising, clothing optional section of a park where gay men can have sex for free in public.
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#Should You Open the Forbidden Door?#flowchart#questions#answers#unreality#if they didn’t want us to open it they shouldn’t put the word “door” in it
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From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously 🥺❤ (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))
Neil Gaiman: I miss him most when I get stuck. You know, I'll just be working on something and I'll go, "Oh, this isn't quite it," and all I want to do is just call Terry, tell him what's going on and have him say, "Ah, grasshopper, the answer is there in the question." And I'd go, "Oh, for fuck's sake, Terry, just tell me."
[Terry Pratchett laughing]
#good omens#gointerviewedit#terry pratchett#neil gaiman#terry and neil#terry interview#interview#neil interview#gnu terry pratchett#neil gaiman dream dangerously#fun fact#btb#dream dangerously#❤#neil about terry#grasshopper the answer is there in the question#ixi says ngk
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Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.
Last year's collection
#i started questioning how to spell it myself#but again... at least they knew the right answer#i love them endlessly#teacherblr#teacher life#teaching#english class#english teacher#grammar#literature#romeo and juliet#shakespeare#william shakespeare#language#tragedy
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[ DARK RIDER/SPEED STAR ⭐ AU ]
a double secret identity speedbiker au me and my buddy have been working on where sonic is the resident speedbike celebrity and shadow is the new mechanic in town :D (more info )
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
🔵 green hills' very own local celebrity! 🔵 has been racing professionally since his teens. tails is (or was!) his main mechanic before passing the torch onto his new employee 🔵 also part of the underground drag racing circuit.. it takes the edge off! 🔵 among busting crime syndicates and shady operations, Sonic (and company) have been tasked with keeping an eye on the drag race scene that's been buzzing with the introduction of new and innovative (and highly dangerous) mods involving a resource called Chaos Fragments.
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
⚫ new in town ⚫ Tails' newest (and very first) employee! specializes in the repair of bikes. ⚫ he arrived in Green Hills a little after a mysterious green meteor shower ⚫ obligatory dark past...
DARK RIDER 🩸 the newest racer in the drag racing circuit
#FAWKING FINALLY ITS DONNNEEE#sonadow#sth#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#as always if anyone has questions abt this au me and annie will happily answer#sonic#speedbike au
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#henry emily#springtrap#fnaf 3#fnaf fanart#THIS COMIC is unserious#but to answer the question yes William is stupid BAHAH#I could imagine William wouldn’t be that shaken up by his employees getting injured#if anything he’d blame them for literally lack of skill#phone guy even explains that death or injury isn’t the company’s fault#so obviously William has just shrugged these things off for years#THEN this is why he’s stupid#he got in the springlock suit to scare ghost kids away#laughed in a wet suit and was shocked when it failed on him#THE TRUE skill issue seeing he of all people should of known better#common William L his hubris will always be the death of him
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Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.
#poll#fanfiction#writing#ao3#my answer is 4 i am curious if anyone can beat that#rare pair#fic#rare pair in question is Iron Bull/Carver Hawke just ftr#unhinged
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Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?
The media: Did You Know That You Are Old
#zero voters benefited from them asking this question#but a thousand media ceos evidently were frothing at the mouth to find out the answer#it was literally the first 5 questions. are they well#us politics#biden 2024#mine
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I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.
You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?
Click on their name. And look at their profile.
I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.
"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.
"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.
Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.
Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.
Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.
I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.
Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.
#lincoln rants#I'm sorry but I'm at the end of my rope#I got a LOT of these comments on my Buddie Platonic Sugar Baby AU#acting like I was some new writer to the fandom#babes I've been here since the dawn of 2020 where the fuck have YOU been?#I am happy to answer questions! I love responding to reader comments!#but it is beyond frustrating to answer a question that if they'd literally just clicked on my author name#they would have gotten the answer to themselves#yes I have written more yes I am still writing yes I've been here longer than you have#and I don't mean that in a pulling rank/seniority way I just mean that in a could you please just CLICK ON MY NAME???#INSTEAD OF MAKING ASSUMPTIONS??? way#I'VE DONE MY TIME! FOUR AND A HALF YEARS! IN THE CIRCUS!#I'm sorry but sometimes I have to yell publicly a little#and I really do suspect this is people who are not on tumblr#so I am genuinely begging you#if you are on other social media platforms#PLEASE feel free to repeat what I have said#PLEASE I AM SO TIRED!!!
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