#but tired. and hungry

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[audiovisualrecall]

'If you decide very soon we could drive you to pick up your food order' is NOT helpful for me bc very soon is meaningless. And i interpreted that as the time to decide I WANT to order (and what/where from) and not. Like. The time to also CALL AND PLACE THE ORDER and the wait time to make it. So literally that is absolutely useless and the opposite of helpful bc you also DIDNT TELL ME WHEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE/WHEN YOUR RESERVATIONS ARE FOR. so I was finished with something and decided I think I will take you up on this offer in time to find out actually you're leaving NOW for dinner and to be told you meant like. Immediately decide and call the order in. and that you have to be headed to dinner around 7. Maybe you should have said something???? Or at the 6:40 mark checked in?? But also the offer was useless anyway because this restaurant takes 6 years to prepare a simple panini bc theyre super busy or whatever so we wouldve been idling there waiting till 7:30, so that wouldnt have even been helpful for anyone. But still. Thanks for NOTHING. And no, i dont think you said 'right away' and you definitely did not say AN ACTUAL TIME or an AMOUNT of time (like, say, 15 minutes) and 'right away' is as meaningless to adhd brain as 'soon'.. you know I have consistently had problems with w ppl saying something vague like that instead of a concrete amount of time, and yet you don't learn to be specific!

[splatloafbud]

IM,, IM COOKING SOMETHING... ahh

[devil-in-hiding]

i need yall to hear me out (this is not On The Run related!)

farmer!reader who’s bulls are too old for breeding season, the ol boys deserves to roam the land

but the cows still have 2 or 3 seasons left in them, so you go looking for anyone selling four young bulls

not reading the listing close enough before placing your bid, and winning

Just to have four bull hybrids standing on your front porch, staring you down like they haven’t had anything to eat in days

“I-I think there was some sort of mix-up, I-“

“Ya needed breeding bulls yeah?” One of them says, voice deep and rich, horns glinting as he tilted his head and you gulp.

“Y-yes b-but my girls a-aren’t…” you trail off, and they glance towards the barn, where your cows lay snuggled up to THEIR bull, before looking back at you

“I-i’m so sorry, you can keep-“

“Think we can work out another arrangement.”

You don’t remember what was said after that, or how exactly they knew where your bedroom was-

all you knew as they coaxed your 3rd orgasm from your body, your slick and Price’s cum dripping to the floor where Johnny eagerly licks it up as Kyle swirls his tongue around your clit is maybe this was a happy accident

Then Simon is bullying his fat cock into your aching cunt, grinning at the way your eyes roll back, a broken moan ringing in his ears

“Gonna make such a good mama aren’t ya?”

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 192

Danny feels exhausted. His stupid ghost-puberty is annoying, and is affecting even his human form. Which wouldn’t be that bad, except for the fact that instead of having a simple elemental or obsession core, he happens to have a Space one. Technically the Space Core seeing as apparently he’s the newborn Ancient of Space. Or something. 

Urgh, he just wants to get some food from the dollar store down the street, not deal with whatever attempted mugging this is. He’s hangry, and just wants to get some food and curl back up in his mass of blankets back in his tiny apartment. 

So maybe he overreacted. He might have released his very careful hold on his less-than human traits that have been attempting to leak through the last several weeks. On the bright side, he, uh, isn’t hungry anymore and is now back in his nest of blankets. 

On the other hand, there is now a vigilante in his window. 

[biipbop]

Guess who found their 2016 hyperfixation notebook??

[kitmarlowe]

[collophora]

TBB cadets ideas

[mothsaresc4ry]

The legend of Yoko Tanaka the archbishop of Enid Sinclair's gay awakening, also known as the president of the wenclair fanclub

Enid: Yoko Tanaka, come here.

Yoko: what's up?

Enid: I need your blessing

Yoko: my- my blessing? What for?

Enid: SO I CAN KISS WILLA

Yoko:

Yoko: huh? You don't need my blessing to kiss your GIRLFRIEND. I thought you were already past that stage

Enid: she said it was necessary. And I can't say no to her, you know thaaat

Yoko: okay.. here we go. As the most professional archbishop of Enid Sinclairs gay awakening, I give you, my child the blessing to kiss your satanist girlfriend on the mouth.

Enid: tha-

Yoko: AND NOT ONLY THAT, I'm also giving you the blessing to "gently" make love to that feisty dwarf. Now.. go on my child and look for your shadow.

Enid: *walking away* could've just said, 'you have my blessing' my God, what a drama queen.... I love her

[schleepy-bunny]

Kate Sharma, 1hr sketch

[housecow]

y’all will never see me as an actual bbw model or making scenario/stuffing content of any sort because i am a TERRIBLE actor.

no i cant do a cute little moan and rub my belly after a funnel session, im literally about to pass out and need to be tucked into bed

[wyxan]

Baby Jason Todd.

I wanted to draw Batman’s view of this panel:

This is my first time attempting to use Procreate so I opted for charcoals since I use them for life drawing. Getting the right combination of angry and worried was super difficult! But I’m very happy with where I ended up.

[crabsnpersimmons]

Sun! Sun! MaKe mE SpRiNg RoLlS PlEaSE

‐hungry anon-

oooh springs rolls sound yum! what kind of spring rolls are your favourite?

[nicollekidman]

buffy knows spike loves her during season five. buffy knows spike loves her when she comes back and seeks comfort/silence in his presence. and as she comes back to herself and tries to make peace with the fact that she’s Here Again, she still knows he loves her. and i think part of the Big Bad Grabbing The Slayer For The Darkness routine they both cling to is that it allows them to pretend this huge thing isn’t between them so they can get what they both want (someone to stay).

and like obviously buffy cannot allow herself to believe that he loves her for many reasons, but she DOES believe it, she can’t make herself unknow it even though she tries so hard. which is partially where the breakdown with tara in 6.13 comes from because the cognitive dissonance of soulless spike loving her as if he has a soul while she is so lost within herself that the only way she can reach for him is to use him (which would be fine if he was the big bad grabbing the slayer for the darkness) which is hurting him! unfathomably! but he’s supposed to be the corruption! how can he??? any of it???

meanwhile spike has watched the woman he loves be brought back as a shell and he wants to see the light in her eyes and he can touch her now and sometimes that’s enough to make her laugh but he can’t linger in those moments or she’ll go away again! so he can play the role he needs to play so she’ll stay, as if he could keep her anywhere she didn’t want to be. as if he wants her to be in the dark instead of bringing him into the light. but how could he ask for anything more when he already got her back and he didn’t even need to kill her afterwards.

and so they hurt each other and he forgets himself and asks her if she even likes him and it’s too honest and he’s asking too much (he asks for nothing) so before she can throw her life away like it’s nothing, he puts the game face on, makes himself a target, and swallows it all. and she can’t unknow. and it would all be fine except he’s a vampire and she’s the slayer and how can he just say it like it’s nothing when she needs to beat his face in just to keep from screaming.

[juliepaws]

Goodnight

[sakuraspoke]

premiere tobbe for @designatedloveinterest ♡