#but this was a rare instance

[crosswire]

slowly turning my average-body-build butch into a bear by pouring half & half and heavy whipping cream into his morning glass of milk

[ruizpizzaria]

bitches be like I can't stand her fake ass!!

[nothing-impt]

could you draw Leto in your style?

Best mom :D

(Have baby Artemis and baby Apollo too)

[blushedfemmes]

concept that gets me weaker than i care to admit: a straight popular girl getting “turned” by the weird quiet butch. it hits so many buttons for me… like. she’s all mouthy and condescending and rude until the butch has had enough and calls her bluff and ends up fingering her until she’s crying in a supply closet. the butch chuckles as she drips all over their hand. hisses in her ear, bet your boyfriend doesn’t make you this wet, huh. little dyke slut. i fucking knew it.

[sunwhispers]

whatever. go my royal mzen

[jesuistrestriste]

see cause we have puppy art but why can't his girl be the puppy :( and she's just whining and gnawing on his shoulder while he works on a paper and he feels so so bad because he just can't help her right now but he wants too!! and the thought maybe makes him tear up because he just feels so bad he can't give his good little puppy what she wants :(

art wants to be a good owner, he really does..

..but you make it so damn difficult sometimes.

you’re a naughty, naughty girl as of late— so naughty, in fact, that art has had to buy you a special muzzle for when you can’t seem to keep your mouth to yourself.

it’s come in handy on numerous occasions; when you’re biting at his neck while he’s trying to work on his laptop, when you’re licking over the crotch of his pants and whimpering while he’s on the phone, etc. etc.

sometimes a corrective tap on the nose just isn’t enough to get the message across to your dumb little brain.

he understands that.

he goes easy on you most times.

he lets you have your needy fun until his preoccupation is wavering and then he gives in. it’s like clockwork— the way he crumbles for you. he kicks himself every time too, knowing that he’s reinforcing your bad behaviors.

he just can’t not when you’re looking up at him with those puppy-dog eyes and pouty bottom lip. goddamnit, you’re his most detrimental weak point.

but.. when he really does urgently need to focus, and the muzzle doesn’t stop you from bothering him, he will generally decide to drop everything and use the opportunity to establish some.. specific lessons..

you’re rutting against his leg? fine. he’s gonna make you strip down to your panties and force you to hump his thigh until you’re squirming and crying from overstimulation. creaming all over his quad like the desperate mutt you are.

you’re gnawing at his pants? so be it. he’ll lay you down all nice n pretty before he positions himself over your face, a hand holding either side of your head, and fucks your wet mouth until you’re choking for air. cooing down to you, “no more chewing— a-aah— ok, baby? hear me? can you hear me over the sound of you drooling on my cock?”

if you’re extra bad, he’ll bend you over his lap and spank you till you’re hot all over and dripping with arousal. he’ll kiss it better afterwards, telling you how he ‘doesn’t wanna be mean but still needs to be a proper trainer for you’.

“you’re still my good pup, i promise.. im sorry i have to be the bad guy sometimes, honey.. you forgive me, don’t you?” he says, sliding two fingers into your sopping pussy and curling them, hoping he can win back your affection.

please, god, don’t hate him. he genuinely couldn’t bear it.

he still needs you as much as you need him.

you give him purpose! and something to look forward to each day!

you make him a better man, no— a better person.

and you’re growing more and more well-behaved by the day..!

such a good girl.. and good girls get treats for being quick learners.

plenty and plenty of treats.

[wyllaztopia]

2025 is coming so i let my friend @kayseeye [new agdt mod and assistant!!] clear agdt's askbox

as devastating as it was to see a bunch of creative remarks and asks go down the drain - let's be real, i won't have time to answer them with how linear the story is becoming for ease of access [goodbye 500 asks... though kacey took screenshots of drawings you guys sent in our inbox!!!]

hooowever, there's also another key reason we had to clear the inbox

[^ satire btw]

very long and convoluted psa/ramble about this matter ahead! but also slightly important and i encourage you to read it if you think about using agdt's inbox as a way to vent or share things about your irl troubles

some people treat the blog's inbox as a venting area

it doesn't really make me uncomfortable, it's just something i prefer not seeing. i don't like sharing or being shared personal information especially from an anon or a stranger

this doesn't go for just agdt - it goes for all blogs you interact with: please don't make yourself vulnerable to a stranger on the internet. you are putting yourself in a dangerous spot.

if you need escapism or help, turn to a professional or someone close - going to a stranger can go horribly wrong in two ways: you make them uncomfortable and subject them to a responsibility they never signed up for, or you let someone use your vulnerabilities and personal information against you.

i can probably count like 100 or so asks of people sharing something overly personal and asking for comfort. i don't hate it, i'm not mad, i'm just worried and i hope the people who send them become aware that they should not send those asks knowing that if they're answered, they could be answered publicly with everyone and their mama being able to see that vulnerable moment in that ask.

"just ignore them, wyll! besides, you didn't have any rules abt yo blog anyway, yo!"

nah, i'd win

can't exactly ignore them when it's been almost a year of young impressionable users over sharing to a stranger who answers asks publicly [along with the fact that i hardly see people talk about this matter when it comes to rp/ask blogs.] also so they don't do this to another askblog that has another impressionable youngin running it and publicizes asks that contain personal life info.

we don't add rules to asks on agdt because we can pick and choose which ones we answer. a set of rules isn't going to stop an asshole from breaking them so i'm not wasting my time trying to enforce one. and that's not what i'm trying to do in this post either. i'm putting this out there because i don't want people making the irrational decision of making their life and weakest moments accessible to people who want to use it against them.

i'm not trying to make a big deal out of this either. i can just skip or delete asks that i know i shouldn't answer or won't be able to. but that's my side of responsibility as someone with a platform. i want to make it clear that the audience that decides to interact with these kinds of blogs should be aware that just because you're behind a screen and concealed by an internet persona, that doesn't mean you're any safer from other people using your vulnerabilities against you.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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[ed-died688]

ITS 2025 IM KINDA LATE BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO HERES MY FIRST PIECE OF INSANITY OF THE YEAR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

AND I WILL STAY INSANE UNTIL SONY GGIVES ME ANYTHING REMOTELY GAY WITH THE STUPID FILMS I CANT FORGIVIE THEM UNTIL THEY DO IM SO MAD I JNENNNNDNNENDNNWEFJJERJE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

i heart comics

[tokyosmega]

i love when the dm gives freddie a solid 5 minutes to just do absolutely whatever nonsensical acts he wants . we need a little manic insanity sometimes

[xxplastic-cubexx]

doodle while the youtube video im watching has the worst audio mixing imaginable

[ohitslen]

Intrusive thoughts

[chulippi]

I was gonna do another one of these but like lost steam completely and also didn’t wanna do a background so I’m just gonna dump this here <3

That’s pookie bear 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

[comradekarin]

Yeah everyone is like ooga booga Orlok festering dick and I'm like can we talk about the ragefuck. I thought the ragefuck was nice.

LMAOOOO yeah exactly like who gives a fuck about the rotting corpse- did yall see thomas being utterly devoted to his wife? mind, body and soul? now that’s the good kush anon 🤫

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

GIRLKYUUUU

[chibigaia-art]

*squid-fies your wondershows*