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Multi-Band Dynamic Incorrect Quote/Scenario 1: âSick of Your Bickeringâ
-This scenario (more action than dialogue here) features The Who, Pink Floyd, and Supertramp if they lived in the same house together-
-Context: Everyone in the house is sick, or recovering from being sick, and those who are feeling better are attempting to start moving things back to normal-
Keith Moon: *Knocked out on the couch after trying to take an excessive amount of cold medicine to see what would happen*
John Entwistle: *Warily, and wearily watching over Keith* *Looks absolutely exhausted, as one who hasn't quite bounced back all the way, but canât rest when half of his bandmates have*
Roger Hodgson: *Comes in through the front door, arriving back from the laundromat with three big bins of comforters, quilts, and sheets, and upon going over to the coffee table to start folding things, is struggling to try and separate it all out and fold the sheets before the wrinkle up*
Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey: *Having a heated argument on one end of the living room about whether or not to open windows and get fresh air in the house while multiple housemates are still sick*
Roger Waters and David Gilmour: *Having an outright screaming match on the other side of the living room that somehow started over cleaning out a vacuum cleaner filter*
John Entwistle: *Glances between Keith beside him, Roger Hodgson struggling to untangle and fold the sheets, and his bickering bandmates and housemates* *Sighs* âCAN SOMEONE HELP ROGER FOLD ALL THIS LAUNDRY?â
Pete and Roger Daltrey: *Stop arguing, look at each other and back toward Roger Hodgson with sheepish looks, and come over and start helping by sorting and separating out their items*
Roger Waters and David: *Stop arguing, scowl at each other before looking pointedly away from each other, then come over and help, too*
Roger Hodgson: *Frozen in place with a half-folded fitted sheet hanging off his hands by the inverted corners and blinks* *Is speechlessly bewildered*
#incorrect band scenarios#pardon my insanity#I honestly donât know if Iâll do many of these -or when the next one will be (if there is one)#but this one was begging to be posted#insanity post#situational meme#incorrect quotes#John is 500% done with everyone#i honestly feel him right now so it feels as good a time as ever to take the jump and do this#this quote may or may not have been inspired by a moment at work that made me think of this (over a year ago no less)
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Go fish
#some very messy sebabsirans#no the first one wasnt an excuse to draw sebastian showing skin what r u talking about#2 posts in 1 night sorry im clearly tweaking today#my procreate is begging me for a nap#roblox#pressure#sebastian solace#pest#regretevator#sebpest#shoplift#waterbeetle#p.ai.nter#sebpainter#hes calling painter buddy [romantic]#editing this post a day later hi#if u saw 4 as lineart congratulation early birds#also jsyk i read every tag ppl put on my posts i love all of u
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top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)
#day 9547860367 of drawing them in the hopes that the next chapter will be ada reunion. we will see.#ALSO HELP slamming my head into a brick wall i'm gonna get cancelled for glasses erasure one day istg. i'm sorry kuni#watch me once again exaggerate a barely visible height difference in canon bc idgaf dazai should get to be short for once in his life#anyway i hope skk eats shit i want knkdz back i miss them so fucking much#i pray and beg and sob every night kneeling at my bedside for dazai to go home and see his husband and son again#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#lotus draws#uughhhhh posting at ungodly hours AGAIN this is gonna catch up to me one day istg
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hi if you've seen me post this stuff twice already SORRY tumblr has not been cooperating with me today
ok anyway. here's some here's some unfinished pages from dance in fire i decided to cut from the zine and have never seen the light of day before. these were going to be part of a few much longer comics, and i decided to cut them due to the unmanageable length they would have turned into (one of these comics would've been like 20+ pages lol)
and also cookie monster pjs rouge. idk why i cut this tbh
ok good night tri-state area
#TUMBLR PLEEEASE POST THIS ONE. PLEASE. ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING .#fern's sketchbook#sth#team dark
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Apparently much-needed reminder that reposting artists' art (by saving the images or screenshotting them and reuploading them yourself) on other platforms without the artists' expressed permission and without credit is theft and an insult to their passion and craft. You are profiting (in views, in attention, in feedback) from someone else's work and ideas, who do not get that feedback for sharing their creation.
If you are an art reposter, you are a thief and I have no respect for you.
#learn basic internet etiquette i am begging but also holding a knife. yes i'm mad. more about others than myself.#do you know how many artists i have seen leave social media because their art started being reposted all over?#tip: way too fucking many#i've had many people tell me about people reposting my art on tiktok#no one ever asked to repost my art on tiktok. ever. they just save super fried bad crunchy jpegs of my art and repost them#they get 20k likes and don't even bother naming me#also a reason i started signing my name more legibly and why my blog web address is always there but apparently no one can even read that#a few people got an ok for translations on other platforms though#i'm going to be annoying with this post and reblog it a few times to try to catch the people who apparently need to be told#tiny skk adventures#nawy's comics#nawy's doodles#apparently those are reposters' favourites so here look at this
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The way some of yall mischaracterize Ratio as being stoic in chill when in reality he is 24/7 resisting the urge to rip everyone around him a new one is crazy to me like. He cares so much, so much. Itâs unhealthy, he loses the idgaf war every time because Ratio is the least nonchalant person ever like
He was this close to breaking character and throttling Sunday like you cannot tell me he wasnât planning a murder in this scene. Ratio straight up calls Sunday a crazy bitch but everyone brushed it aside đ
Honestly his entire conversation with Screwllum is just him tweaking, watch it on YouTube the VAs performance is amazing, you can here just how much He Cares
Genuinely, Aventurine is way better at concealing his true feelings that Ratio. Ratio may be acting for the sake of the plan but the way he truly feels about anything heâs doing always seeps through, itâs why he apologizes to Aventurine in 2.0 in their staged argument scene. Itâs why he is as mean to Sunday as he can be. Itâs why him pretending that he âhatesâ Aventurine makes him act so silly. Ratio canât fully commit to the bit, he canât force himself to not care or to be someone he isnât, because fundamentally Ratio CARES and that is something he is incapable of hiding, alabaster bust or not.
The problem is that him expressing his care is often done in a rude and/or blunt manner which people tend to interpret as stoicism or apathy when itâs anything but. Ratioâs vial that he gives to Aventurine is short, sweet and gets straight to the point, because thatâs the easiest way for Ratio to express his emotions, even if itâs often detrimental for him and anyone else around him. However Aventurine understands him quite well, and knows that although brief, Ratio telling him to âstay alive, survive this and keep on livingâ is how he truly feels towards Aventurine, and thatâs enough to keep him going.
Underneath Ratios carefully crafted marble facade is a man who cares so much and is so bad at expressing it and I wish the community in general, especially Aventio shippers would acknowledge that more. Ratios true moments of sincerity are brief, but they are anything but stoic. Let the man be soft, itâs in character.
#This turned into a mini essay whoops#I hold Ratios party voiceline for Aven so close to my heart#Not the EN one idk what the translators were on but CN is UGHH itâs so good#Someone else can point out the potentially ableist undertones to how people view Ratio#Iâm not gonna do that again because the last time was a disaster#âHeâs selfish and cruel and narcissisticâ *concerned glance*#Like I know some of it is just hoyo players having the media literacy of rocks#But like theres something wrong there just is it sits so wrong with me#Begging yall to write him correctly in fan content PLEASSEEE#dr ratio#aventurine#aventio#Not necessarily a ship post though
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[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]
Hitting a lil' too close to home?
#junie art post#ink sans#error sans#utmv#errorink#implied. but yea not the focus#this has been turning around in my mind for quite some time. im glad to finish it lmao idk if my ramblings make sense even.#so like listen. do you ever think about how similar the function of the utmv is to the dark worlds in deltarune.#in a meta narrative to fandom sense? idk the word#we are making exaggerated expanded worlds of the ordinary tools and entertainment of the real world and make it into something more#isnt that very very interesting?#and we explore every sort of possibility in that creation. both good and bad#and when all is said and done. every possibility found and the entertainment and secrets has all run out#we put it away. abandon and leave it behind#what is left? what happens to the world and characters we have created? can it sustain without us?#what of the ones left in the dark?#idk if yall saw me a few months ago but i reblogged comyet's old post of ink begging us not to leave him alone and to keep creating#yea that never left me#and seeing exactly THAT SCENARIO in deltarune made my brain iTCH#imagine an ink in King's position.... wait isnt that just underverse#mmmmmmm. darkner ink.....#also error is here too. not just for errorink or that i can't separate these two to save my life#but error is also one of the few people to be able to GET IT?? he can hear the creators too. ink cant#but hes pretty much programmed himself to avoid having a mental break down to this via reboot memory loss.#and ink has his own internal coping mechanism (hooray for short term memory loss)#these two idiots will do anything but confront truths lmfao#ahhh my favorite idiots. never change#mmmmm#deltarune
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rhea ripley is now in need of a new cringefail boyfriend and i know JUST the dumbass for the job
#rhea ripley#jey uso#wwe#he is currently at her door begging and pleading for one sibgle chance#send post
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BANG CHAN ⌠3RACHA with JAESSBEE â MMTG Civilization Special
#bang chan#stray kids#bystay#createskz#staydaily#channiesnet#*mine#l.gif#dreamytag#melontrack#usersemily#userlau#usersa#usertsu#in looove w his hair can they pls style it like this more i'm begging#also this outfit >>>#accidentally made these too big cuz i did not expect to post 9#also lately ps has been trying to play me#by randomly shortening only one adjustment layer đ#hopefully i've fixed it on all of them
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aaa games: we have some of the most CUTTING EDGE character customization options for you!! you can't make them fat tho, only cause we'd have to design more clothing models and adjust the animation for them and we just don't have the resources for that haha you understand right. that's totally the only reason we don't let you do that. anyways which of these 6 cocks would you like your character to have
#im noticing a pattern sfdjkfsdjkl#this isn't about just one game in particular but i did just start bg3 so that one's fresh in my mind#cyberpunk2077 also did it#please don't start a debate on this silly vent post im begging you im just a lil guy#fatphobia#aaa games#aaa game industry#getting to choose the genitals is all well and good but like. priorities maybe?#anyway this has been my ted talk. back to playing abs mcgee we go
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Danse Macabre (18+)
⥠Pairing: Rich Serial Killer!Bang Chan x Fem!Reader
⥠Genre: loosely house on haunted hill inspired, vaguely 1950s au, horror themes, dark romance, smut, dead dove? read the warnings carefully and come to ur own conclusion on what you're willing to read before engaging pls :')
⥠Word Count: 3.9k
⥠Summary: The handsomely wealthy Christopher Bang and his wife are holding an overnight party at the house on Haunted Hill, and the rules are simpleâ stay the entire night, and $100,000 is their guest's to take; but little do the guests know that their hosts don't intend to let them leave.
⥠General Warnings: this is a serial killer au! do not read if you aren't prepared to read about death + murder + blood + injury! (i personally think i kept the descriptions tame and mild but everyone has different opinions so just use ur discretion and don't interact if you think you may be bothered by anything listed !), chan is referred to as chris, reader is very complicit in his crimes, they're a sick and twisted couple i fear!
⥠Smut Warnings: hybristophilia (i.e chan being a killer turns reader on), smut begins with chan talking about killing reader (intended to be strictly roleplay because he knows it excites them, but ur free to read it as him being serious if ur freaky like that lol), heavy usage of pet names (darling, my love, princess, sweetheart, dear), dom/sub dynamics, rough and a lil mean dom!chan, big dick chan because it's hot!, hair pulling, knife kink (but without a knife actually being used), corruption kink (not in the traditional way), tiny bit of nipple play, oral (m rec), facefucking, choking (on cock :) ), dacryphilia, manhandling, mirror sex, unprotected piv, creampie
⥠Notes: welcome to the first of my late kinktober fics ! this fic is loosely inspired by the opening scenes of the 1959 house on haunted hill movie, which is why the setting is vaguely 1950s!, this is the darkest fic i've tried my hand at writing, but i'm also a very big horror fan so writing this was very fun for me even tho it's not the genre i typically write for!
⥠Disclaimer: please read responsibly, and remember that this work is fiction and meant strictly for imaginative fun. the idols used in fics are more accurately faceclaims and personality outlines for imaginary characters, and should not be interpreted as factual representations of existing people.
"Darling, the guests are arriving. You must get ready," your husband, Christopher, emphasizes as he steps into the master bedroom you'll be occupying for the evening.
You're sitting at the room's vanity, all of your hair pulled to one side as you finish drying it after your long, relaxing bath. The scent of lavender bath oil and citrus shampoo linger over youâ scents brought with you from home because you absolutely refuse to use the luxurious room's complimentary soap; no offense intended to the housekeepers who provided it, of course.
You look sweet as ever in your dainty little pastel blue babydoll gown, your robe delicate and sheer, hanging down off your shoulder and bunching at your elbows. You glance at Chris through the vanity mirror as you begin to comb your hair and free it of any leftover tangles, meeting his gaze with a smile.
"What's the rush, my love? Is it not customary to be late to a party?" Chris chuckles as he steps closer, runs his hand over your shoulder and down your spine as he leans down to kiss the top of your head. "Normally I'd agree with you. But this is your party, princess. You should greet your guests."
He's right, of courseâ today is your birthday, and he booked the entire mansion, as well as invited all the guests, at your behest. Christopher is the old money sortâ a millionaire from a long line of millionaires before him. And because of that, your party comes with a fun gimmickâ survive a night in the haunted mansion, and earn an easy hundred thousand dollars.
Assuming each guest successfully lasts until dawn, that's $700,000 for your husband to pay outâ but that's no worry! That's still only chump change to a man as wealthy as Chrisâ and besides all that, no one's going to last until morning anyways; you're certain of that.
Naturally, as having a haunted house party was your idea, the venue was your choiceâ and the eerie mansion that sits lonesome upon Haunted Hill was the perfect pick. You've always found it strikingly beautiful from the outside, dreamed of one day stepping inside and drinking in all its Victorian charm.
It's certainly lived up to your expectationsâ and you're sure Chris will buy it for you if you express to him just how much you adore it; he'd buy you the entire world if you asked him to. For now, it's good enough that he rented it out for your sinister party.
You doubt the mansion is actually hauntedâ you don't put much stock in the stories of ghosts and ghouls that gave this hill its nickname; but it's a fun little tale, and you don't mind playing into it for the sake of a fun time. And it certainly helps make your party's tag line of "survive the night!" more inconspicuous.
"They're all strangers, sweetheartâ I don't think they'll mind if I'm a little late," you tell him with a coy little smile as you set your comb back down on the vanity, satisfied with the condition of your freshly washed hair. He returns your smile with a mischievous one of his own, an amused glint in his eye.
"And remind me, darling, why it is that we've rented this house and invited a bunch of strangers to your party," Chris says as he leans down further, his breath fanning your ear. You giggle, almost innocentlyâ though both of you know you're more than just complicit in his endeavors; you actively fuel them, his sadistic princess.
"You know why, my love," you reply, and to anyone else your smile would seem pure, almost angelicâ but Christopher knows better. He knows that his kills excite youâ perhaps even more than they excite him. He grabs a fist full of your freshly tamed hair, grins at the gasp you let out when he pulls your head back.
"And this is really what you want for your birthday? To see me stick my knife into someone's neck? To have me return to this room covered head to toe in their blood?" he questions as he looms over you now, but the answer is clear as it always is. He sees the way your thighs squeeze together, sees how the desire darkens your eyesâ youâre sick; but thatâs what he loves most about you.
"I could kill you too, you know. Take my knife right along your skin, just like this," he says as he runs a finger over one side of your neck to the other, gentle but purposeful in demonstration. Your breath hitches as you squirm in your seat, unable to turn your eyes away from him as he tightens the grip on your hair.
"But you wouldn't," you breathe, and Chris smiles, sweet and sinister as his eyes narrow at you, just how you like it. "Are you certain, dear? Do you think me incapable?"Â
"I think you love me, as I love you," you answer, eyes starting to water from the sting of his tug on your scalp. "I love that you trust me," he replies as he trails his finger down, over your collarbones and to your chest. His fingers play with the dainty lace of your gown for just a moment before he slides his hand inside, cupping your breast in his large palm.
"I bet you wouldn't even bat a lid if I touched you with my knife here," he continues as he brushes his thumb over your hardening nipple, "you'd actually like it, wouldn't you, my love? Feeling the cold steel here, knowing I could easily cut you if I wanted to?" You whine, try to nod your head though his grip prevents itâ all you can do is answer with a meek "yes" instead.Â
"Speak up, darling. I'm afraid I couldn't hear you," he says with an expectant look that sends a shiver down your spine. Chris indulges your every desire, gives you everything in the world you wantâ so in the moments like these, in which when he asks something of you, you listen.
"Yes! I'd like it!" you answer, as loud and clear as you can bring your voice to be. Chris smiles, the sweet one he always gives you when you listen to him well, with his handsome dimples on displayâ a stark contrast from the darkness in his gaze. He releases his grip on your hair, cups your face and rubs his thumb over your cheek as he kisses you, greedy and deep.Â
You always manage to get him hot; all it takes is a few simple words and that sweet gaze of yours to get him worked upâ always the picture perfect image of innocence, pretty smiles and soft gazes that hide the depravity lingering beneath. So coy and demure, batting your lashes and acting like you donât know at all what he does in the dead of night, acting like it doesnât make your stomach twistâ not with fear, but with desire.
Chris always sees through your actâ he knows you. But he wonât pretend he doesnât like itâ the fun little game you share, where you gasp in faux surprise when he enters the room drenched in a new victim's blood, where your voice trembles and eyes well with tears when he grabs you hard, kisses you deep as the blood coating him transfers to your skin, sharing it with you.
And your answer nowâ whether itâs part of the game, or you truly would like feeling his knife cutting your pristine, unsullied skin, it doesnât matter. He meant it when he said he loves that you trust him; and he loves that you wanted this. That all you wanted for your birthday was this partyâ to see him at his most unleashed, to indulge in the most sinful fun you could share as a couple.Â
You never say what he is out loudâ donât call him a monster, a murderer, or a killer. You always dance around it, play innocent, though itâs obvious enough that you know the truth; and thatâs more than enough for Chris. In fact, he prefers it this way; he likes to pretend heâs ruining your innocence, likes to pretend heâs a corrupting influence in your pure, perfect world, likes to pretend heâs ruining you.
Maybe in a way, he isâ maybe you were a good girl before you found out his secret, maybe catching him in the act changed you, and maybe heâs dragging you down to hell with him by sharing this part of his life with you. Regardless, he loves what you have togetherâ and heâll keep playing this dangerous game with you, even if it ends in both your demise.
You melt into his kiss, as you always doâ his lips, so plump and soft, always feel so perfect when theyâre pressed against yours. You open your mouth for him the moment you feel his tongue swipe across your bottom lip, and he hums pleasantly as he slips his tongue in your mouth. Itâs not the most slow or sensual kiss youâve ever sharedâ rather, itâs needy, passionate and urgent.
Chris smiles at you again when he pulls away, enjoying the sparkle beholden in your eyes as you stare up at him. âOpen your mouth for me, darling,â he says as he runs his thumb over your bottom lip. You do as instructed, the obedient thing you are for him, and he grins as he sticks his thumb inside your mouth.Â
You wrap your lips around his thumb, sucking on it after he rests it against your tongue. âOh, my loveâ you already knew what to do, didnât you? Always know just what I want, yeah?â You hum as you nod, staring up at him oh so enticing and pretty. âYouâll suck my cock just like that, wonât you?â he continues, biting his lip to suppress a laugh when you eagerly nod and hum once more.
He removes his thumb from your mouth with a pop, hurries with undoing his belt and pulling his cock out of his trousers. His cock is mesmerizing, as alwaysâ so long and thick, with pretty veins and a leaking tip; but you arenât given any time to idly sit and admire it. He wraps your hair around his fist, forces you to take his cock in your mouth all at once.
You choke and sputter as his cock presses against the back of your throat, your nose meeting his pubic bone in a flash, the neatly trimmed hair there tickling your skin. You canât pull your head back with his grip forcing you downâ but you wouldnât dream of trying anyways; this is what he wants, and he'll have it.
Eyes watering, you do your best to relax your jaw and throat, to suck him just the way he likes, with your tongue massaging his veins. Itâs a struggle to breathe through your nose, unprepared for his cock as you wereâ and itâs not until your eyes are dimming and head is swimming from the lack of oxygen that he pulls you back to let you take a breath.
Itâs harsh, lungs positively burning as you take deep, heaving breaths. âOh, Iâm sorry, darling. Was that too much for you?â he asks, but his tone lacks its usual sincerity. âChrisââ you cry his name weakly after taking another breath, a few of the stray tears lingering on your lids finally spilling over as you blink.Â
âMy dear,â he cuts you off, forcing his cock past your lips once more, using the leverage of his grip on your hair to once again push your head down on him, making you take his length into your mouth until you choke on it.
âYou werenât going to complain, were you? No, I know you wouldnât do that,â he says, voice wavering ever so slightly, breathier from the pleasure your mouth gives him. âBecause I give you everything you want. Everything I do is for youâ so youâll let me use you, yeah?â
Heâs right again, of courseâ you wouldnât dream of complaining, of depriving him of what he wants from you. And you both know this is far from the limit of what you can take, but as with everything else, he likes when you pretend for him. When you cry and weakly try to protest, half hearted utterances of âtoo much!â or âI can't!â as tears roll down your cheeksâ an act that always leaves him throbbing.
And Chris is good to you, always puts the entire world in the palm of your handsâ so just as he says, youâll thank him by letting him use you however he wants. You canât nod your head, and any word you try to speak would be muffled and indecipherableâ so you allow your jaw to go slack to show him you understand.
âGood, just like that,â he says as you lay your tongue flat, his praise a small kindness before he really lets loose. He easily controls your pace, yanks your hair back until only the tip of his cock remains in your mouth before shoving you back down to the base of it.
You try not to gag and choke, but most attempts go unsuccessful, more tears spilling from your eyes and drool spilling from the corners of your mouth with each full press of his length in your mouth. You canât even feel the sting on your scalp anymoreâ all you can focus on is trying to breathe while he uses your mouth.
But all you can breathe is Chris, and heâs unforgiving in the way he moves you on his cock. You jaw quickly begins to ache, and every low groan that he releases is drowned out by the filthy sounds your mouth and throat create as you swallow around his cock.
He doesnât let up until your vision darkens and blurs again, your nails digging into your own thighs as you try to hold out as long as possible. You gasp when he pulls you off his cock, heart pounding in your chest as the much needed air finally returns to your lungs.
You look up at Chris as he releases his grip on your hair, eyes lidded and hazy. Heâs made a real mess of youâ from the way his fingers have tousled your hair, to your freshly swollen lips, to the saliva that dripped down from your mouth to your chest. Itâs pretty, reallyâ so, so pretty; he almost wants to coo at you.
Instead, he strokes your cheek, offers you a look of faux sympathyâ and youâre much too addled to realize he doesnât mean it. You take the affection regardless of his intent, close your eyes and lean into his touch. You can hear him softly laugh, can easily imagine that smirk he must have on his face right now.Â
âWeâre not done yet, sweetheart,â Chris reminds you as he takes his hand away from your face. He grabs your arm, lifts you up from your chair and quickly turns you around, shoving everything resting on the vanity aside before heâs bending you over it. Your yelp of surprise is weak considering the abuse your throat just suffered, your hands lying flat as he presses you down against the hardwood.Â
Your face smushes against the mirror, and how cold it is in contrast to how hot your face has become nearly makes you jolt. He shoves your panties to the side easily with his fingers, and you can hear him chuckle when you impatiently begin to squirm as he presses his cock against your dripping hole.
âPrincessâ stay still,â he says, and you can tell from his tone alone that itâs much more a demand than it is a request. You mutter a soft apology as you still your hips, and he waits a momentâ waits to see if youâre going to move again before he acts.Â
âPlease,â you whine, make your desire to have his cock filling you up known, but ultimately donât move. With a satisfied grin that you can just barely see on his face from your position against the mirror, he slowly, finally, starts to press his length inside your pussy.
He brings his hands to your hips, holds you as you begin to tremble from the feeling of his cock stretching you out. He doesnât give you time to adjustâ just squeezes your hips in his hands as he starts to fuck you from behind. âOh, Chrisâ fuck,â you gasp, though it quickly becomes a moan.Â
His cock feels so deep in this position, and it has your eyes rolling back with each motion of his hips into yours. âYouâre so fucking wet, fuckââ he groans, his hands gripping you harder as he finds his rhythm. âSqueezing so tightâ feels good, huh, princess? You like it when I fuck you like this?âÂ
âYes, love it! Love you, love your cock, feels so goodââ You cry, high pitched whimpers leaving you now as you try to nod your head, though its position against the mirror doesnât make it easy. Chris groans again before he moves a hand to your hand, threads his fingers through your hair again to pull you back against him.
You reach backwards to support yourself, one of your hands clinging to his shirt while the other holds him behind the neck. âLook at yourself, darling. Look,â he says against your ear, and you focus your eyes on the mirror. You look at Chris through it first, take in the sight of the sweat dripping down his temple and the clench in his jaw as he fucks you.Â
Your eyes travel down, met with the sight of your tits bouncing with each of his thrusts, threatening to spill out of your babydoll gown. Lower still, you watch as he takes his other hand off your hip, slides it past the hem of your gown to find your clit with his fingers. âWant you to watch yourself cum. Donât stop looking,â he tells you, and you whineâ it wonât be easy, but youâll listen; you always do.Â
He lets go of your hair, and is quick to wrap his arm around your body so that you donât fall too far forward. Youâre so wet that his fingers quickly become slick, and it makes his touch lack friction as they slide messily over your clit, but the feeling is still so delicious that you canât complain.Â
Itâs so hard to maintain eye contact with your reflection, hard to prevent your eyes from rolling back whenever he hits your spot with his cock while playing with your clit, but you keep doing your best for him. He can feel you clenching harder as you continue to watch yourself unravel, feels your nails starting to dig into where they hold his neck.
âCâmon, loveâ cum for me, you can do it sweetheart,â Chris urges you, his voice soft and low in your ear. âI will! âm gonnaâ gonna cum for you!â you cry; and though youâd been doing so well, you canât help but let your eyes roll back and close as you finally let go and gush on his cock. If it were a different day, he might scold you for not keeping your eyes open like he told you toâ but it is your birthday today, so heâll let it pass just this once.Â
He pushes you back down onto the vanity as you ride out the last of your orgasm, face once again smushing against the mirror as he grabs your hands and holds them behind your back at the wrists, fucks you rough and deep as he chases his own release. You whimper and tremble, unable to escape the sensitivity you feel, or able to grip anything to ground yourselfâ all you can do is take it.Â
âCanât! Chris, pleaseâ I can't, t-too much, too much!â your voice warbles as you cry, the pleasure you feel overwhelming. âYes you can,â he says as you writhe helplessly in his grasp, your fingers clenching into desperate fists where he holds them against your back. âYou can take it, I know you can.â
Youâre going to cum again, you know itâ he doesnât even have to touch your clit again to get you there, because the tip of his cock is kissing your spot so good that youâre seeing stars. Youâre panting hard, your every breath fogging the mirror, your nails digging into your palms as Chrisâ name leaves you in desperate, broken syllables.Â
Itâs not until youâre finished cumming around him for a second time that his pace finally begins to falterâ he lets go of your wrists, squeezes your hips in his hands and thrusts once, twice more before his own high takes him. You whine as you feel his cum spurt deep inside, hot and sticky, leaving you perfectly full.
Chris takes just a moment to steady his breathing before heâs slipping out of you, hurrying to reach to the ground for the tissue box he previously knocked off the vanity. He grabs a tissue, cleans between your legs as gently as he can, though you still end up flinching just a bit.
He then readjusts your panties so they rest on you properly again, and helps you settle back into the vanityâs chair. He kisses you after tucking his softening length back in his trousers, glances in the mirror to make sure nothing else about his appearance is out of place before he has to return to your party.
âWas it good?â you ask earnestly as you look up at him, and he smiles at you, stroking your head sweetly. âOf course, my darling. Youâre perfect, as always,â he tells you, and you beam, turning your head to kiss his hand before he takes it away. He glances over at the grandfather clock sitting in the corner of the room, laughs in disbelief when he notes the time.Â
âGosh, itâs almost midnightâ we really must hurry,â he says, and you giggle, truly without a care in the world that youâve kept your guests waiting. You turn back to vanity, pout as you take in your appearanceâ you were too far gone from lust to really realize just how debauched Chris made you, but now you truly see just how much you have to fix.Â
âChristopher! Youâve ruined me!â you complain before looking around the floor for your comb. âApologies, princess,â he chuckles, leaning down to pick up your comb for you once youâve spotted it. He hands it to you, but doesnât completely release his grip to let you take it until after you kiss him in thanks.
âNow thenâ Iâve got to go entertain our guests. But hurry, wonât you, darling? I wouldnât want to start the real fun without you,â Chris says as he rests his hand on the knob of the bedroom door, and you smile as you look at him through the mirror, making quick work of fixing your hair.Â
âOf course, my love. I wouldnât miss my party for the world,â you tell him; and despite what he said, itâs not long until you hear the first shrill scream of the night. Dressed in your prettiest red dress and heels, you peek your head out of the bedroom doorâ and Chris stands there, knife in hand with blood speckled over his face.
âSorry darling, didnât have a choice,â he explains, and you giggle as you fully step out of the room, carefully stepping over the blood that decorates the floor to kiss him before shooing him away to continue. Your birthday party has fully kicked off nowâ and itâll certainly be one to remember.
#skz x reader#bang chan x reader#skz smut#bang chan smut#skz fanfic#bang chan fanfic#skz imagines#skz scenarios#mdni + divider graphic credit: @cafekitsune#meant to post this earlier in the day but i wanted to give it one more read to make sure there were no mistakes :')#and if there are mistakes after i just reread it for the millionth time after finishing it then just ignore them i beg gfdshghf
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So does anybody else ever think about how Loop felt the need to demonstrate that the party's deaths wouldn't have any effect on the loops. I know I do but that's besides the point. Anyway I don't think Loop actually needs to bathe, they just like to feel included.
#'but lucabyte didnt you already do a comic with this exact same message? that loop has potentially killed their party intentionally before?'#yes i did absolutely do that thank you for noticing. that is what the cannibalism comic is about. no that was not a metaphor. lol#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sifloop#isat siffrin#isat loop#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#lucabyteart#ill ramble elsewhere some other time. maybe in a text post. but. long and short of it: even if you assume the answer to 'how do they know'#is that in sasasap isa got frozen once. theres still the fact that the loops are from sif being too distressed. how far gone does a siffrin#have to be before they can witness a party member die and notice it has no effect. how does loop feel to have planned to kill the party#during act 3. why did they NEED to show sif that. are they trying to preemtively stop them from getting the idea in their head#that maybe that might work? when they're out of all other options? when they just get so frustrated and at wits end?#loop helps in subtle ways through the whole game. and in less subtle ways like begging sif not to use the dagger. and while yes the#overarching reason you need to learn that the loops are tied to sif is because you need to figure out wish craft.... loop doesn't know the#actual mechanics of the loops themselves. just what didn't work. the power of friendship. getting the final hit in. being perfect. etc...#and besides all that.. how did loop feel during that hangout. being so deceitful. especially since before the other shoe drops#sif is enjoying themselves. but they know what's coming the whole time.#as for: why bathing? its the obvious imagery for blood on their hands/washing/never being clean. and is a bit of an inversion of the other#piece i just drew with the other casual closeness and nudity being kind. this one is cruel instead.#anyway tag ramble over ill do a masterpost of all my fanwork with some directors commentary sometime i promise. since i know im often vague
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working at a grocery store has only made me even angrier about inflation and how food, water, and shelter isnt free
like just looking at groceries (not water or shelter) i see just a few bags (maybe around 5 or so) of food costing over $125 USD regularly. I've seen orders upwards of $600. and sure those have been bigger orders but no food should cost that much.
my coworkers and i shouldn't be complaining about the price of food when we get employee discounts.
a single bag of food for myself (usually containing some small pizzas, crackers, milk, and cereal) regularly costs between $50-60. minimum wage in my state is 15/HR. thats about four hours of work for one bag of food
a coworker who works on the front end of our store prides herself on being able to catch theives. everyone says how good she is at it. and sometimes it makes sense, sometimes people are just stealing to steal. but how do you ever know?
when the card reader we take outside is broken we are supposed to have the customers come inside to pay for their groceries if they're paying with EBT. there's a woman who's a regular who has a few small children and when she comes to pick up groceries they're usually asleep in the car.
am i supposed to make her choose between leaving her children alone in the car or waking them up and taking them inside?
four hours of work for one bag of groceries. is this not also theft?
four hours of work. let that sink in. four hours for one small bag of groceries.
we aren't supposed to accept tips but if we don't accept tips then how else are we supposed to afford our groceries?
i haven't seen a single person stealing food. you cannot steal whats already stolen.
although im no longer a christian, the teachings of my childhood have stuck with me, and in the bible it says "When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Leave them for the poor and for the foreigner residing among you."
society has reaped right up the the very edge and beyond of its fields, so it's up to us to reap what we can
four hours of work for one bag of food
#kitty talks#idk what to tag this as#im just so fucking mad#no one can afford to eat anymore#all of our money is going towards constant genocides#food should be free#water should be free#shelter should be free#i dont even know if this post is coherent im just *angry*#no one should have to beg for basic necessities#there's a poem in this somewhere#theres a poem in the woman with the few months old baby who had to come in to take stuff off her order#because WIC didnt cover it all
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mh but it's entirely minecraft roleplay
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#shitty mh au#marble hornets#jay merrick#tim wright#brian thomas#alex kralie#this is like the third time I've gotten this one but I post it again#because I am begging for a Marble Hornets Minecraft map
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Women: I get sexually harassed almost constantly, and itâs impossible to tell a decent guy from a literal rapist in enough time to remain safe. I think Iâll just stop dating and having sex with men all together.
Weirdo dudes who werent getting fucked anyway: why the fuck do they think this hurts us đđđ IMDYINGALONE omg theyâre gonna stop being sluts!! And they think this hurts men somehow haha it totally doesnt PLEASEFUCKME I wouldnt wanna accidentally fuck a feminist anyway LMAO unless please say unless
#i could tag the maga loser and the one blog about peeing himself with bees but then they would throw word salad at my post#men begging for my attention is just too tiresome honestly#radblr#radical feminism#4b movement
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thank you to that tumblr post that said to create a trollsona in 2023 because a friendgroup of mine did all the quizzes and shit and then descended into goddamn madness and ended up with a goddamn sburb session spreadsheet with lands, classpects, consorts, strife specibi, THE WHOLE SHEBANG even wikipedia diving for Denizen names with THEMATIC MEANINGS and shit it was the most free and healing 24 hours of my life i think of it fondly on this day, apparently the anniversary of Cascade which I didn't learn until AFTER I dredged all this back up. mad world.
#cringe...but free#i never even finished homestuck lmao...#honestly more attached to my new trollsona than i ever was to the one i tried to make in highschool as an actual homestuck fan#this is less because i suddenly love homestuck again and more bc i just wanna see myself in dude form over and over#and really the only thing i had to do was trans him n suddenly i was invested#it was funny i had issues making self inserts and figured i hated myself too much to do it until i figured that one out LMAO#his fetch modus is the spectrobes/pokemon diamond and pearl fossil mining minigame#ill only post him if someone begs#dullblogging#sorry to homestuck post in 2024 it wont happen again officer
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