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"It's here." She looks around. "We are *on* Voyager Road. At the end of it -- three hundred metres from the stop. We used to come here to rent videos."
#aaaaaaaa#this took a long time )):#but I’m happy with it tho!!#and a little tired with it to lol#from looking at it to long#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#my art#also this scene is absolutely heartbreaking#I already replayed the game like 4 times and I have been BAWLING every single time#I’m usually not affected by these kinds of scenes like at all usually???? Lovestories often bore me to death#and ‘break up scenes’ are often the MOST boring#but this 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#it is just pure sadness???? and the writing is SO good aaaaaAa#ALSO also#I’m not saying that I got this framing idea from watching to much Detective Conan#but I might have#potentially
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tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️
#superbat#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc comics#dcu#dc#my art#mine#don't ask me what possessed me to draw this but i haven't had this much fun coloring something in ages 🥺🥺
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?
Penelope: if you can do something for me
Odysseus: anything
Penelope: move my wedding bed.
Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-
Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?
Odysseus:
Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.
#epic the musical#penelope of ithaca#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#ithica saga#they're truly made for each other#epic#epic ithaca saga#jorge rivera herrans#the odyssey#Odysseus: 🥺#penelope x odysseus#ody you're too smart to be asking your wife stupid ass questions#incorrect epic quotes
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I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.
#SAMSON#🥺🤲#would you boop him?#if I wasn't lazy and losing motivation for this drawing I'd have added patches on his jacket but alas#stardew valley#sdv fanart#sdv sam#stardew valley sam#o0kawaii0o
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me and the logan hoes 😭
#logan howlett#wolverine#the wolverine#x men wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine my beloved#x men#james logan howlett#hugh jackman#me and the girls#i am soft for him and i want to protect him#i also want to fck him 🙏🥺#just one chance please#logan x reader#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader
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simon ghost riley is sometimes a little blunt (warning: smut)
You adore him for who he is, but it still unnerves you with just how blunt he can be at times.
It usually happens privately with just you:
“In about 5 minutes, I’m gonna eat you out.” He says as you are in the middle of The Goblet of Fire on the couch. You almost choked on your popcorn.
Or you’re doing laundry in the morning. “We need pineapple juice next time we’re out, want you to enjoy swallowing next time you’re suckin me off.” Jaw dropped.
He does it in front of the team too- and sometimes it’s even worse:
You accidentally dropped your lip balm onto the bar floor while fishing it out of your purse and bend to pick it up.
“Haven’t seen that angle in a while, dove. It’s been too long since we done doggy.”
It’s a never-ending series of eyebrow raises when Simon decides to open up his mouth and you’re around, needless to say. You brunt all of the embarrassment and the deep blushes, Simon couldn’t give a shit. He didn’t even clock it when John, Johnny and Kyle would all give him shocked looks. Man just owns it. Completely unbothered.
“Youre wearin the skirt you wear when you wanna get fucked. That your goal?”
“Simon!” You hiss, you can feel the red hot heat rush to your face.
But he just stares back at you, waiting for your response. You can hardly believe how composed he is when his Captain is right there glaring at him.
“So?”
“I need another beer.” John excuses himself, he can’t even look you in the eyes right now. Kyle joins him shortly after making a run for it, but you’re left with a quiet Johnny patiently waiting for you to respond. Eager, almost. Joy.
“You can’t just say things like that in public, especially not in front of your friends!” You lecture, pulling down your skirt in the process.
“Why? If you wanted to fuck, you could’ve just said so, love. Give me 2 to down this pint and I’ll meet you in the toilets, yeah?”
“Simon!” You smack his thigh.
“Can I watch?” Johnny asks excitedly.
“No!-“ “Fine.”
Johnny’s face lights up while yours gives Simon a death stare.
“Do you want it or not?” You roll your eyes and throw your purse over your shoulder.
“You two are ridiculous.” And they watch you walk away.
Simon only shrugs, pounding back his beer before coming after you. Doesn’t make a difference to him if he fucks you here and now or at home and later.
“… so is that a no?” Johnny asks with puppy eyes.
#he be like 🥺#joonieskinks#simon riley x reader#cod mw2#ghost simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#mw2 x reader#cod imagine#ghost cod#ghost mw2#ghost#cod ghost#simon riley fluff#Simon riley comfort#simon riley x you#ghost x you#cod x reader#simon riley imagine#simon riley#simon ghost riley#simon riley smut#ghost x reader x soap#ghoap x reader#simon riley ghost smut
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
#can we get an F in the chat for my man Vox 😂#I can imagine Vox like crying in his little incel tv room being why won’t Alastor say fuck you to me 🥺#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#alastor#lucifer#hazbin vox#staticradio#radiostatic#sorry this isn’t my usual content but I couldn’t help myself#this show is wild
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Chandelure ko-fi doodle for solar!
#artists on tumblr#pokemon#chandelure#gotchibam arts#ko-fi doodle#one of my fave pokes 🥺#I really like how this turned out ;w;#this is months late now but I hope you still like it!! <3#queued
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Do u think gales autism would just make him immune to astarions manipulation tactics
#my art tag?#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#astarion#the “i enjoy our walks in silence” banter got me sorry#astarion in the background when you dont tell an orphan to fuck off or smthng: 🥺
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#🥺#😭#this is the cutest snoopy comic I’ve ever seen#pets#dogs#snoopy#Charlie brown#peanuts#comics#cats#cat#dog#peanuts comics#favourite#this is my favourite time of day 🥺😭😭😭😭😭#reminds me of my cats when they make biscuits on me in the mornings
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I can’t believe what I’m seeing. I NEVER thought this would happen!
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.” ↳ "I think the cycle only ends when you find the will to walk away."
#🥺#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane season 2 spoilers#caitvi#piltover's finest#caitlyn kiramman#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#league of legends arcane#league of legends#caitlyn x vi#vi x caitlyn#arcane league of legends#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep9
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