#but they're so funny

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Wild idea:

Lan Wangji is genuinely funny. He doesn't joke often, but when he does, everyone laughs.

Now obviously he's not going to tell these jokes in public. Man has a reputation to keep. But every time he makes a joke about a certain person or certain concept, he makes the same gestures or facial tic.

So during a conference, no one pays any mind when he puts his hand on a table

Expect for the entire Lan delegation, which has erupted into chaos.

Every junior disciple is laughing. Lan Jingyi is on the floor. Lan Sizhui is trying to pick him up, but he's laughing too hard. There is a genuine concern that Wei Wuxian might not be breathing. Lan Xichen is Giggling. Lan Qiren is telling everyone to behave themselves. Except he's looking at LWJ when he says it and is he smiling!?

Lan Zhan, of course, doesn't react at all besides saying that perhaps this discussion has run on too long

[purrincess-chat]

My friend and I were killing time before we went and saw Quantumania today, and we found these little ML mystery ball things in Five Below, so we each got one.

First off, they are absolutely cursed. Second off, I would pull Gabe's bitch ass 😏😂😂

[the-rogues-abyss]

I kinda hate that I instinctively read this in @itsapmseymour's voice

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[toqiuh]

Reunion...?

[thevikingwoman]

so. it's not going to die.

my kids and their 8-12 year friend group in the neighbor hood LOVES rickrolling. Since they're not chronically online, they "rick roll" by ... standing in front of your house and singing the song.

yep. It's an *experience*

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

[hoodedjelly]

The Square Root Of Two

[soappox]

they're amusing to me

[fer3112]

Based on recent events

[jadeinretrogrde]

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[kawareo]

Larian???

[plumadot]

big baby

[toughbunnyforever]

watch out! the guard dog's on duty!

[arimiadev]

*non-vn gaming journalists constantly foaming at the mouth to assert how much they hate visual novels*

(this is for a review of tsukihime)