#but they're absolute disasters

[lilac-gold]

Imagine,,, Sweetheart and Rococo as kids,,, exploring Orange Oasis,,, and finding the sacrifice chamber,,,,, and just breaking into the safe,,,, and SWH sacrificing one of two moles for the ritual,,, and them meeting the Unbread Twins

Sweetheart and Rococo get into another argument that escalates as quickly as they always do, resulting in Rococo running away from her, as he always does. Frantically looking for a place to hide, he runs towards the Man on Fire area. SWH follows him, tapping on the risen pieces of bread since she likes the noise they make.

Then, a passageway opens up, and SWH insists they go down it, forgetting their argument immediately. Rococo's not so sure but agrees anyway, not having the energy to start another fight.

They walk down the passage, discovering the sacrificing area. SWH wonders what would happen if they sacrifice one of the actual moles, so despite the fact that Rococo's vehemently against it, she does. Then, they fall through the floor, landing on a bunch of flour, and realise where they are.

They know the stories of Breaven, of the Unbread Twins, and believe them. Of course they do, they grow up with the twins as deities. And as far as SWH's concerned, she's just gotten them into the home of two gods by accident.

They walk into the holy kitchen, incredibly excited to meet the gods that Orange Oasis worship, and find... Two kids. Only a little older than them. Baking bread. Alone. In a holy kitchen.

D&B don't react well, freaking out about people having invaded Breaven and saying that they should have implemented those booby traps they'd wanted to. Then Rococo pacifies them (having had plenty of experience with calming down SWH over the years) and they just,,, stand in silence for a little bit

Needless to say, everyone's a bit confused, especially when Biscuit speaks and Rococo & SWH understand him perfectly. Learning his language was mandatory for them as citizens of O.O., and they're very happy that they've found him and Doughie

SWH can now claim that she's met gods and has been to Breaven. Rococo's just happy that he has a chance to make some new friends :)

The twins' idea of tentatively offering friendship is handing Rococo and SWH rolling pins and telling them to get to work. SWH is furious at being ordered about but she can't exactly object because hello, gods. Rococo's a little disheartened but sets to it anyway, and the two of them start to enjoy making bread.

The Unbread Twins start answering their questions when asked, the group learning trivial things about each other (and less trivial things, like the twins' experiences over the millennia they've been alive for) as they get to know each other better. The twins, socially awkward as always, declare them friends and say that they look forward to meeting the two again before abruptly sending them out of Breaven.

From there, at random points, Rococo and SWH find themselves face-to-face with the deities again, or being whisked away back to Breaven, Waking up there becomes a regular occurrence, they're chill with it and the twins like sleepovers & surprises (when not aimed at them). Doughie and Biscuit learn of Rococo and Sweetheart's flair for the dramatic, while they discover the twins' enjoyment for playing jokes.

I'll probably want to write more on this tomorrow but I'm tired and want to get it out there. Share your thoughts! I just love these little sillies and want to see more content of them out there :D

The four of them would make such an unstoppable group and also be chaotic emotionally unstable messes together. Change my mind <3

(Oh, wait. You can't <333)

[inkskinned]

"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.

poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.

[cleflink]

Kaito: You are the love of my life and my soulmate, and I would do anything for you.

Shinichi: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kaito: Absolutely not.

[dont-touch-the-phlebotinum]

imagine trying so hard to win an argument that you accidentally out yourself

[y-rhywbeth2]

Admittedly I'm missing out the finer details of most of these events that probably don't mean much to a lot of people (it's not terribly BG3 related), and I don't know whether this has been in published canon yet, but Bane's favourite favouritest Chosen has apparently received a status update in 5e:

Fzoul Chembryl: who became Bane's avatar of choice after the first avatar's tragic death, to whom he handed over a portion of his own divine essence to make the dude his exarch when he died rather than leaving to rot in the afterlife, and whom Bane thinks is attractive... Bane's decided to resurrect him in 5e apparently. Considering we don't know where Bane is currently, only that he's in mortal avatar form: Bane are you hanging out with Fzoul and/or co-habiting his body again?

Not that the Black Lord plays favourites or has been known to grow attached to certain mortal toys of his or anything.

I wonder if Fzoul and Gortash have ever met. I don't imagine Bane's Chosen play nice together by nature, although I'm sure they're perfectly calm and cordial.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i keep scribbling Laughingstock as soft and wholesome, when in my brain they're chaotic and wholesome. Howdy's got that high energy and Barns is always down to clown yk yk

[iztarshi]

Sunset Duo are so cute in 87. Raph and Mikey are always close in anything but with Donatello shifting into the A-team dynamic with Leo they shift more into the B-team dynamic of quietly entertaining and taking care of each other.

[lucky-clover-gazette]

she ra is an exhausting show to watch because you get lulled into haha funny trope-aware quirky show enjoyment and then you're punched in the fucking throat by the rawest, most brutal dynamic between two fictional characters i've ever seen in my fucking life

[nonuggetshere]

Miscalenous content, mostly fankids because I have no chill

Made an AU where the sealing didn't go as planned, PV is found out not to be hollow and later when they mop around the ancient basin they hear that at least one of their siblings is still stuck in the abyss. They were the very last to hatch and after PV steals the king's brand for themself and goes down they find them injured and raises them back to health in the palace. They keep their existence a secret, of course.

A lil doodle of what if the five great knights survived and Hollow gets to reunite with them (my attempt at the perspective on their head Did Not Work Out, they just look like a squished banana)

Babies content! Mostly Tally, two concepts for their siblings (triplets babyyyy) and a singular Sting

I found a One Singular Quirrel x Hollow shipper and their art has infected my brain. It's terminal and I will be passing away shortly

[teet-feet-two]

SPY TF2S NONSENSICAL WAIST COAT IS NOW REAL

I already went off on this post about how spys waistcoat has to work to get that silly little slant (boy is it something)

But here is that concept now realised

BEHOLD

YEAH BABY THERE IT IS THAT SILLY FUNNY SLANT

Could I of just attached a fake waistcoat slant to the inside of the (yet to be made) jacket? Oh yeah for sure

Would that of been easier? Very much so

BUT I WANTED IT TO BE REAL

Now on to his even more choice jacket :)

[weidli]

meta is such a good episode for the rubin & karow dynamic so far. "kriegen wir das hin, nicht nur kollegen zu sein? sondern ... kumpels oder sowas? irgendwann?" "sicher. gerne. aber heute glaub ich nicht mehr, oder? ihr essen wäre nichts für mich." "sie wissen gar nicht, was es gibt." "nudeln mit tomatensoße?" and " wenn ich das jetzt mache, dann stecken wir beide mit drin. dann gibts kein zurück mehr." "ich bibbere vor angst." and "sie werden nicht locker lassen, oder?" "sie können mich ja melden." "nein." "also glauben sie mir doch?" "ganz sicher nicht. aber irgendjemand muss auf sie aufpassen. und der idiot bin leider ich."

[supekitchen]

#Mother'sMilkStopBeingAHypocriticalCunt2024

[softieskywalker]

not some people acting like mand'alor din was some wild fan theory and not the entire direction the narrative was taking since season 2 and those episodes of tbobf. we weren't delusional it was almost too obvious to the point where the marketing campaign of this season was "oh who's gonna rule them all, bo katan or din?" like it was basically the explicit metatext.

[emathevampire]

A Reconsecration in Blood and Twilight

Happy Pride to everyone, but especially to my beloved prince in horns Askalaphos and his blackguard, Solar, an NPC from our Ravenloft campaign.

Once a devout paladin of the Morning Lord, then of Mother Night after his death, corrupt rebirth, and subsequent fall from grace as he pursued power no matter the cost in the pursuit of vengeance against Strahd... the aasimar blackguard Solar now learns what it is to be true to his own heart as the newest disciple of Askalaphos, a fallen demigod son of Ares and former slave to the Abyss slowly regaining his own spark of divinity and sense of purpose as he seeks an escape from the mists of Ravenloft. None of this would have been possible, however, had their mutual annoyance friend Rixa not been dead-set on saving the both of them from themselves, despite their belief that this was a hopeless cause... or if they had not joined forces to save her in return when she was captured by her nemesis. A long and dangerous road still lies between them and victory over Strahd, the Dark Powers, and the corruption that stains their very souls, but walk it they shall... after all, nothing worth fighting for is ever easy.

[lexalovesbooks]

Anyways, I made a wordpress a few months back. This is the first post I've actually managed to finish, it's basically just a spoiler-free review/recommendation of a chorus of dragons, but I'm proud of it! So yeah, here, read if you like.

[ryoryeonggu]

unpopular hc (and i stole this one from a rp blog its not mine) but kol is a virgo but its kinda like ["i know nothing ever could please my standard (including myself) so i shut off my prickly brain to fit in with this disappointing world"] or ["i know i can't be the best so i would be the worst person everyone ever meet"]