#but they’re right

[overtake]

Some f1 fans cannot handle being reminded that this is a competitive sport, not daycare. Sometimes people have to do things that will hurt a driver’s feelings, seem unfair, or piss off other competitors when there’s points and millions of dollars on the line. You can still be disappointed and upset without acting like the decision made on objectively sound sporting reasons requires a trip to the hague. If you cannot handle that this sport is not actually hair braiding and gentle parenting when push comes to shove, you might enjoy another hobby better.

[reputayswift]

I’m so serious if you struggle with the passage of time get a wall calendar with something you like on it so you’re rewarded with a new image each month

[atomicradiogirl]

since i’ve watched all of house md i think it’s time to give you my top 10 episodes and i am correct

1. s6e21 help me

2. s8e21 holding on

3. s8e19 the c word

4. s3e12 one day, one room

5. s4e15 and 16 house’s head & wilson’s heart

6. s3e7 son of a coma guy

7. s5e4 birthmarks

8. s3e9 finding judas

9. s1e21 three stories

10. s2e17 all in

[pokemonfrommemory]

He heard you liek him :)

[sparkedblaze]

Me: Ik it doesn’t actually change anything functionally

But I don’t like the little bubble around the notes button

And I feel like nobody else does

My roommate: That’s because Tumblr is full of autistic people who don’t handle change well

Me: :0000

[cyclipse95]

Close your eyes and submit.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[plaguedocboi]

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

[beemochi-art]

Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

[queenie-official]

CACKLING

is it even possible to find logan howlett FLUFF on this app bc damn yall r sluts😧😧

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[morganbritton132]

The funniest thing Stranger Things could do is reveal that Steve’s parents are like, really liberal. They donate to AIDs research. They were arrested protesting the Vietnam War. They campaigned for Mondale. Steve tells them that Nancy broke up with him and they’re like, “Thank god, that family believes in Reaganomics.”

[elodieunderglass]

Oh I forgot to say.

Bug (4) is going to start school now so we’ve been doing literacy practice. One set of exercises was about “opposites” and I drew a card reading “fat”. Ok what’s the opposite of fat.

Bug thought about it and then said dreamily: “meat.”

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[notherpuppet]

“Look who joined the team! 📻♥️ #livinglegend #hot100 #goham”

[arcane-gold]

mister yaoi hands can’t keep his paws off that dude