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i'm honestly so easy...
#like. you give me a story about freak people in unhinged triangular relationships and i'm HERE for that#you give me a story about memory and i'm HERE for that#you give me a story about doubling and i'm HERE for that#i'm so entirely predictable that it's almost embarrassing#but ya know... not bad to have a Type i guess!#post inspired by: i watched a film and didn't love it but it reminded me of a similar film that i DID like#so i rewatched its first scene and felt a lightning bolt of pure joy shoot through me#i've also learned that the genre of said story does not matter AT all#you put these elements into literally any story and i will love it#if it doesn't have them - i might also love it#but these things are my guarantee#the characters HAVE to be freaks though - i cannot emphasize that enough#they have to be completely insane and that is crucial#OH and also - naturally - it has to be About Love
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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*
Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.
*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*
Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#Ludovica#vertopus#Vaschete lore#I may still tweak the markings this isn't 100% guaranteed final design#might make her colors a bit more reddish perhaps#but you know this is the general vibe#she was originally inspired by brittany spaniels and one of my old unused characters#to be fair the whole thing was built around the idea that she should have strong eyebrows and green theme color#again jury is still out on the renaissance hairstyle/head piece I'll try to come up with something#still trying to get a good grasp of the girlfriend too#she's most likely her lady-in-waiting or other court companion#essentially a woman of high social class whose job is to accompany a noblewoman and assist her on her daily activities#a best friend more or less#conch snail hours#she will kick anyone's ass. she will kick your ass. she will kick your dog's ass. she will kick her own ass.
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lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.
it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.
he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.
#luminotes ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#zenless zone zero#zzz#lighter lorenz#lighter zenless zone zero#lighter x you#lighter x reader#lighter x gn reader#can yall um…. tell i have a type#I KNEW I LOVED LIGHTER BEFORE HE WAS DRIP MARKETED#AUGHSGSKHD I WANTED HIM AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WHILE BEFORE HE WAS RELEASED#BUT NO THEY RELEASE HIM SO QUICK ???#sorry lycaon and seth….. lighter was always in my heart before it all#and like his leaks ??? IM SOLD !! i was already saving my guaranteed for him hehe#his story quest art thing augh….. need him so badly#ALSO HES A BIT LIKE WRIO#I WILL LOVE YOU IN EVERY UNIVERSE WRIOTHESLEY#i love lighter I CANT WAIT FOR HIMMMMM#also sorry if this is some mischaracterization#we literally have nothing about him so ermmm this is the best i can do#sorry yall love u saurrr muchh <33
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jakey + dirkjake sandwiched between my organic chem notes. a poem in there somewhere
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#jake english#dirk strider#erisolsprite#brobot#dirkjake#admin draws#fanart#ok so the latter two are. a bit old and drawn in a rush because as usual i had thoughts about dirkjake and hair BUT ALSO#while reading the post-timeskip chatlogs i was like hm jake's hair looks kinda long here. i might be crazy tho#and then i continued thinking. because Ive had jakes haircut and t has to be trimmed often and i dont trust his ass to competently do that#so i think brobot helped out there and post entry it fell on dirk to trim it#and i think as their relationship worsened the first thing to properly go was the haircuts. because jake couldnt be assed to sit in dirk's#company for the duration of a haircut. direct line of strider word vomit while ur held captive basically (massive overdramatization)#so. its a good thing he got interrupted after trying to cover the tattoo up. because i guarantee you he wouldve been waking up on that#quest bed with breakup bangs.#finally formatted this one in drafts to post so im not leaving yall too high and dry again#i see my askbox and i appreciate it btw! its terraria night but i hope to be drawing tomorrow :]
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another batch of MCs as thanks for drawing clora🥹💖💖 once i start working on something i cant rest until i get it done so ive legit been working on these nonstop for the past 2 days from when i wake up till i go to bed.......i can finally rest 🧎♀️........THANK YALL AGAIN💖💖💖🙏🙏🙏 MC's in order: @moonstruckmoony @syaolaurant @dwightschrute11 @boxdstars @versailles-black @ccelicaa @ethniee @wrongcog @ashiori-chan @tamayula-hl @celestinawarlock @serpensortiamaxima @silvyadrakkon @jadepalaceyaya @zorro-d-t
#and this still isnt even everyone thats drawn clora but even if i never get around to drawing something for u KNOW THAT I APPRECIATE IT🙏🙏#I wish i could draw something in return for everyone who draws something for me but i also dont want ppl to think its a guaranteed thing#i used yalls mc's as paint practice too and omg idk why i did this to myself i bit off way more than i could chew#next time defs just sticking to flat colours and simple shading LMAO#at least ive gotten faster tho i think so it WAS good practice🥰 and its my fault anyway i didnt HAVE to rush and finish these#but it felt so long overdue that i just rly wanted them done#SO HOPE YALL LIKE I TRIED TO MAKE THEM ALL EQUAL WITH THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT#choccyart
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I actually do think that doing magic takes a lot of work and is kinda hard and there aren't very many good shortcuts, and many modern shortcuts actually just amount to leaving out steps, which means you either have to be powerful enough to brute-force it or it fizzles.
Look, I know some people are just much better at magic and witchcraft; anything they do works with little effort, and the lengths some of us have to go to accomplish magic seems bizarre to them. Those people are cool and I wish I was like them but I'm not.
But I also think some of the truth of how to work effective sorcery gets paved over by these "witchcraft has no rules, do anything you want" support posts.
Because A) that is not true, I believe that witchcraft has lots and lots of rules (it's just that nobody else can tell you what they are), and B) I think do anything you want is taken to mean anything you do should work, which is also not true.
I feel like I always see advice given that you don't need to do things (like use physical tools, or cast circles, or whatever). But I never see anyone explaining the techniques and paths of power that are supposed to replace them.
Let's just imagine for a moment that clear quartz really is a universal substitute. Discordians would say that it totally is. So does that mean all you have to do to sub out clear quartz is to just put it on the altar and do the ritual as if it's something else?
Or do you have to do something more?
Do you have to consecrate the stone as being something other than what it is? Do you have to ritually birth it into a new life and baptize it like a baby? Do you have to spend weeks or months honing your technique of focus and beliefs so that you can mentally shift from consensus reality to a personal reality where there is literally no difference between clear quartz and sodalite?
Do you have to raise energies of sodalite and imprint them into the quartz crystal, perhaps working over it for an extended period of time? Do you have to use energy work to tie the clear quartz into Ideal Sodalite so that it becomes like an avatar?
No, you don't have to use physical tools if you don't want to. But that shouldn't be taken to imply that tools are useless or can be replaced in a way that matters by just visualizing that you have them.
A witch spends six months propitiating a tree, ingratiating themselves with the land, offerings and acts of fealty to the tree, a week-long branch harvesting ritual, blood offerings at midnight on a holy day, then another year curing the wood and crafting a wand. Big effort, right?
And you don't need to do that. But if you want that power, what are you going to do instead?
Same with circle-casting. Same with magic on the full moon. No, you don't have to wait until the full moon. You don't have to wait until the moon is in Libra. But there's a really good reason people do those things. So if you want those effects, what actions can replace those effects?
You literally could not do the spell while the full moon is in Libra. That's fine. But then what will bridge the gap? Will you have to raise more energy somewhere else? Include a new aspect? Modify the spell for the moon you can work with?
"You don't have to follow the moon phase for magic" doesn't mean the moon phase is irrelevant and some witches just like to inconvenience themselves for no reason. But it does mean that you can probably adapt your working to overcome the moon being in the inopportune phase.
Every time I talk about how much time, energy, and effort magic can be I feel like someone always replies, "well, it's just not that hard for me! I do what I want with what I have when I need it and it always just works, with very little effort."
Which I think is very great for them, but I also don't think that most people can get results with such low effort.
So anyway my entire point is that I think sometimes the reason people struggle with getting witchcraft to work is because they are operating off of out-of-context soundbites that make it sound like you can just completely cut out some of these foundational concepts of witchcraft.
Maybe you don't have to accomplish those steps in traditional ways. Maybe you don't need all of those steps for every spell you're doing.
But if you've just cut out swaths of steps only because you heard someone say you don't need them (not because of your own experiments working with magic and determining what works best for you), then is there enough left to constitute a functional system of magic?
#don't worry even I am lowkey board of my apparently traditional phase#is this a seasonal thing? am I tedious because it's winter?#I can almost guarantee some time late march I'll be making a post like yeah fuck the moon and circles anything you want is real#beginner witch#witchblr#tbl
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Kaleidoscope AU
Kwami Swap Amnesia AU
While Marinette isn't so keen on chasing down Akumas with Alya for the Crimson Blog, there are some perks to the role that make it worthwhile
#been a bit since i posted anything for this au#i guarantee it still lives in my head rent free#i have a lot of things i want to draw for it#maybe now i have my art desk set up i'll actually be able to#kaleidoscope au#kwami swap amnesia au#ghostbug au#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#alya cesaire#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug fanart#miraculous fanart#selkie draws
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While I don't believe in "inherent sisterhood" per se, I do think Mouthwashing wouldn't have gone down as it did (if a situation would've gone down at all) if just one other woman had been on board with Anya.
#god the perfectly crafted tragedy - while like 70% of the guys were decent they obviously weren't people she could totally confide in#not that a woman would've guaranteed that either for her it's still a layer of comfort for some people#jimmy probably would've been too much of a punk bitch if multiple ladies were on board - especially if the other woman was a bit stronger#a woman at minimum - especially an older one with maturity - could've helped anya if she were to still be assaulted#etc etc etc#SORRY i'm imagining being there helping her I'm so weak#personal#IGNORE ME I'M SORRY i'm like charlie day in it's always sunny with my cork board of “if ONE thing changed it wouldn't have happened”#mouthwashing
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THE FALL [1/5]
"You can unlearn what was taught to you," The Stranger said, his voice almost gentle. "We will do it together." Osha discovers her strength in the Force with The Stranger to guide her.
#oshamir#osha x qimir#osha aniseya#qimir the acolyte#the acolyte#the acolyte fanfiction#oshamir fic#sometimes i make things#my writing#sometimes you go almost 2 years without writing anything stuck deep in anhedonia and overwhelmed by Life#and then you watch a star wars show and write 7k in one week#i know i have a terrible track record at finishing WIPs but this one is actually like 75% finished lol#roughly weekly updates for the first three chapters guaranteed#for some buffer room for me to finish everything up#i actually was writing a pacrim AU for the quarry before this lol and i'm 5k into that#we'll see if that ever sees the light of day#very nervous about my writing as i'm getting back into it again but hope people like it!!
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✨ Crop tops and panties and everything showers ✨
#mine#me#three things guaranteed to make me feel like a hot bitch#it’s amazing what an everything shower can accomplish for my mental health#tummy#legs for days#🍑🍑🍑#okay gonna go watch pride & prejudice and fall asleep#dreaming about mr. Darcy
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He’s like the worlds shittiest Madonna to me
#shoutout to that one piece of historical text that was ‘Prussia is a sort of hermaphrodite’#like okay wooork you weird freak of a military with a nation#shit a slightly more unstable Ludwig would have displayed in his room after his beloved brothermother dies#hws prussia#hetalia fanart#hetalia#gilbert beilschmidt#i was told that I should tag my actual stuff in the first five -w-#I have too many things to say… or2#honestly half the stuff I draw is shit an unstable Ludwig would have commissioned to decorate the halls of his sprawling lonely manner with#the yearning for his brothermother in a cute Freudian way#I love psychological horror so that aspect of him is so interesting to me#I wanna dissect them both <3#Gil deserves to have statues made of him but none of them should be in any way masculine#but statues made in his honor the same way they portray a goddess of fertility#or like Nike that would be badass too#digital art#my art#this is my first time doing holographic coloring#i like it :)#mother of pearl for a mother#he looks like he’s doing the just right meme 👌#if I gave this thing a base it’s guaranteed that Lud would be curled up on it sobbing on really bad nights#like in a mad Victor Frankenstein tortured poet way#with lightning and thunder and fluttering shadows from long curtains in the background
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#cole i saw ur reply on waiting until the bullshit around the game calms down and it stops being 'trendy' to care and i think that's a good#idea. bc a lot of the notes /were/ just about jkr and the game. there's no guarantee it'd have gotten as much support otherwise#BUT i reblogged that post on how hating nazis and supporting the jewish community are two separate statements and it's not something i had#thought a lot about. to me they should go together but it's clear they don't and so i wanted to make another one of these bitches#just so it's very clear where i stand. i dont just hate nazis - i also support the jewish community. 365 days a year#the game and all that may have made things louder - it feels necessary to be louder right now - but it doesnt make my stance new#if tumblr finds a reason to take this one down im gonna start biting#maison speaks
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catching up on burrow's end and this shit is crazy
#just started the first stoats ep#im in my last two semesters of college and i have to write a thesis paper and do a thesis show so i am very busy#i think the only thing ill be able to keep up with us fhjy and thats no guarantee#if i do itll be by sheer force of autism alone#burrow's end#dimension 20#almos tagged this 'fimension 30' which is a wild d20 knockoff#aabria iyengar
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also now that its been confirmed in your face that the contestants literally could not leave the island if they wanted to can everyone shut the fuck up about taco. she has no life outside of the show to return to, no way of leaving, and the only other people on the entire island, the only people she has to talk to at all, view her as this great evil and want nothing to do with her. genuinely What is she supposed to do with that. what other options did she have other than continuing the behaviors she's known for, or confronting everyone eventually? was she supposed to just rot away alone in the forest or what
#meeple.txt#ii spoilers#inanimate insanity#ii taco#BITING MY CHAIR#shes a complex fucked up woman who did fucked up things#but i can guarantee most if not all of yall would act the same in that situation#its WHY SHE THINKS SHES SUCH A LOST CAUSE IN THE FUCKIBG FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!#SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO NOTHING ELSE SHE CAN DO
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"My child, how you've grown!"
Is a parent someone who teaches you to hold a spoon? Who apologizes when they hurt you? Who takes care of your body? Who's just glad you're here?
#dungeon meshi#izutsumi#laios touden#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#marcille donato#my art#cw child abuse#anyone else have the type of childhood that made this arc destroy you forever#taking care of them how she never was taken care of#or so she thinks#escaping the frame of her own narrative so that all the love she now has can't help but spill into the very margins#honestly this is the most personal thing I've put here so far👉👈#tmblr doing unspeakable things to the quality as usually#NOT DONE adding more tags. when senshi stepped between her and the phantom?? defending her? taking the hit??#had any adult EVER put themselves in harms way for her? i guarantee those in charge of her had actively harmed her maybe not as depicted#but as a fucking bought demihuman u bet among those owners along the way someone put hands on her#and here's a STRANGER who defends her with his BODY while gently TEACHING HER about life. WHAT WAS THAT LIKE IN THAT MOMENT#izutsumi sweetie i'd blow up a building for u
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wanted to try my hand at a fake screenshot thing with a scene from one of the bttf fics of all time, Time Is a Flat Circle by @fourth-dimensional-thinker! i set in to draw only the "little canary" line but. as you can tell. my hand slipped and fell down a 6 story building
if you haven't read it already please check it out PLEASEEE it's very good. i read the whole thing in basically one sitting. the vibes are perfect for the spooky season too!
versions without the filter/subtitles under the cut:
#bttf#back to the future#bttf fanart#marty mcfly#doc brown#emmett brown#dear fic author i hope this is not too terribly off from what you pictured in your head#and that you like it :D#listen guys when i say my hand slipped it slipped BIG TIME. like this was not even supposed to be shaded that just happened#as well as the 6 other frames but i digress#i fought tooth and nail for these colors it was crazy out there. still not exactly the ones i pictured in my head unfortunately but it stil#looks baller so i'm pretty happy :D#the Ys on his hand in the fic is on his palms but since they were facing away from the “camera” i put them on the back of his hands also#bc i just really wanted to draw them hahaha#the hardest bit to draw out of all of these was surprisingly doc's nose LMAO. i guarantee you it is not even the right shape. oh well!#second hardest was moving marty's arm in the second frame ever so slightly. layer hell i tell you#this isn't even the only drawing idea i had for this fic i have like two more#but best to get to some other fic scene ideas before coming back to this one!#the fake screenshot thing is really fun i'm going to do it again#super time consuming. but really fun#kit does an art#kit read a fic and is making it your problem#tumblr took the quality and shot it out back i'm so sad
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