#but theres also no indication that it's removable either so fuck if i know

[diddlesnap]

A Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway

[amoosewritesfanfic]

Prompt 6: gagged

[+18]

[Shinsou Hitoshi x female reader]

[Pro hero Reader X Villain Hitoshi]

[Warnings: gags, choking, violence, mentions of blood, throat fucking, self harm, nonconsensual, mind control. It gets kinda gory at the end so beware of that!]

[I own none of the characters or art, all credit goes to the original creators]

-

-

One of the most notorious members of the league of villains...

Hitoshi Shinsou.

You weren't expecting it, not in one bit.

Your ex classmate of sorts... you heard he went missing after the Bakugou incident when the league captured him.

You thought about him from time to time, but when you heard that he became a villain it took you by surprise.

It had been a few years and you had finally become a pro hero.

You were sent in as a team to apprehend him since he was meeting with someone important from the league but your entire team had gotten taken down by not just him but by Mr Compress.

All seven members and you were the only one gagged and bound to a chair.

Did Shinsou remember you? Or was this just him toying with you because he could?

"You're Y/N right? You were in UA." He was sitting in front of you, leaning back on the chair.

"Oh shit yeah you're gagged so I suppose that doesn't help. I can't have you talking either. You might set off that dangerous quirk of yours~" he teased with a grin.

Your quirk was words.

When activated your words have a heavy meaning behind them.

If you tell someone to stop they'll stop, if you say destroy whatever to whatever object is in front of you it destroys itself.

Its similar to Shinsous brainwash quirk but far stronger as far as you're concerned.

"Don't worry. You won't get hurt~ I'm thinking of keeping you~ I'll keep you gagged the entire time because I know how you'll get wanting to escaped... or maybe I'll cut out that pretty little voice box of yours~" as he spoke he stood up, standing in front of you as he dragged a finger along your throat making you shiver.

"If I do that your quirk is basically rendered useless." He said pulling out an army knife from his back pocket, a snide grin on his face.

Your body tensed up and your eyes widened.

"Poor kitten I wouldn't cut you up... well not yet at least. Not until I hear that pretty little voice as I fuck you silly first~"

'How cruel...' you thought to yourself.

You glared at the indigo haired man, brows furrowed slightly as means to stand or sit your ground.

"Be grateful it wasn't Shigaraki I was meeting... he would have disintegrated you, I'll get to keep you as my pet this way~" his hand cupped your cheek, the pad of his thumb running over your cheekbone.

You pulled your face from his hand still glaring at him.

"My kitten you're being feisty. If I recall the first time we met you had me pinned down, if I recall you were dared to... you the straddled me and kissed me." He said smirking

You searched your mind for that memory he sounded happy about...

Why did you do that?

It was a dumb dare that one of the girls said you couldn't do and you decided to prove them wrong.

You couldn't look Shinsou in the eyes now.

"Do you remember? It's odd we never spoke much after that, maybe a few training sessions but nothing more." He said as he forced you to look at him.

"But my what a pretty body you have."

The blade he had in his hand gently dug into your hero suit and sliced it open.

Curse the skin tight suit...

You may regret not wearing a bra now... you were wearing tape over your nipples which he saw the moment your breasts came out in full display.

"Oh look at those perky breasts of yours. I wonder how much they'd swell up if I got you knocked up." He joked.

"Oh don't give me that look kitten~ I would never knock up someone, it's too much responsibility. I'll have to get you on the pill to make life easier." He said stroking your cheek which you didn't pull away for the time being.

His free hand peeled off the tape covering your now erect nipples, making your body tense up slightly.

"Look at you getting all excited~" he teased pulling the hand that help your chin away so he could zip down his pants, his fingers pulling out his hard length.

He was... big.

Bigger than you imagined and it fits his equally big ego.

He pulled off the gag but grabbed your face and shut your mouth by shoving his fingers into them making you whimper a little.

The pad of his fingers running along his tongue as he started thrusting his fingers in and out of yout mouth making your brows furrow slightly, he was trying to build up saliva...

Once he was happy, he pulled his fingers out and replaced it with his cock, not giving you a moment to talk.

His cock slid into your mouth with ease, he couldn't help but groan as fingers tugged at your hair and his other hand clenched your jaw.

He pulled his hips back slightly before snapping them forward burying his cock deep in your throat making you gag on it, but the male didn't stop there no.

In fact his hips started thrusting into your throat at a fast pace not giving you a second to breath out to think.

Gagging and choking noises fell from your lips as well as saliva dripping down your chin and onto your breasts.

He didn't let up, the only time he slowed down was as he neared his orgasm, his cock buried deep in your throat as it pulsated indicating that he was about to cum, his one hand tugging at your hair as he released his load with a satisfied groan.

You had no choice but to swallow his load, making your body tremble slightly, he pulled back looking down at you licking his lips.

"What got nothing to say?" He asked.

"Fuck you...-" you didn't release that he activated his quirk, your entire body was tingling as it tensed up.

He untied you and ordered you to stand up.

"I know you're really good at stitching up wounds but I do have a doctor here just in case you pass out or something... but cut out that voice box of yours can't have you destroying everything all willy nilly~" he hummed as he handed you the knife and with zero hesitation your body cut at your throat, blood splattering all over you and the floor. How your body knew where your voice box was...

Gods it was beyond you but you removed it swiftly, you felt the blood rising up your throat and into your mouth, gargling noises escaping your lips as you dropped the knife to the floor and applied pressure to your neck.

He stopped his quirk and you fell to your knees, hands holding at your neck trying to stop the blood but it was becoming hard.

You felt like you were gonna pass out.

"Theres a good kitten. The docs gonna help you now~" the indigo haired boy cooed as he moved out of the way for the doctor to attend to you.

"This is just the beginning kitten I ain't done just yet~ when you're done make sure shes cleaned up nice and good doc." Shinsou ordered getting a nod from the doctor.

What a cruel twisted thing...

-

-

[It had to take a dark turn. I havent written a dark turn in so long and also I don't know how the human body works I'm just dumb, so if I messed that up I'm sorry lmao]

[blookmallow]

im DOING it im FIGURING SHIT OUT im making SO MANY IRON BARS now and UNLOCKING things and. progressing basically everything except my actual graveyard, which was the point of all this in the first place, but i’M GETTING THERE, AT LEAST :’) 

-----

I OPENED A SECRET PASSAGEWAY IN MY BASEMENT AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VILLAGE

[kronk voice] what are the ODDS of that trap door leading me out here 

this makes no fucking sense. it takes so long to walk over here but i can walk like half that distance in my basement and somehow end up here. i can only conclude there is a spacetime rift in my basement

i mean technically i got here in the first place because of a spacetime rift or something so i guess thats not actually unlikely 

coward

i like the��“yet.....” though lmao 

donkey decided it was time for a labor strike. viva la revolution

i agree though he absolutely should get paid for carrying that cart back and forth all day, though i am not sure why that responsibility falls to me and not whoever he’s getting the corpses from in the first place, but i guess he’s also working for me

at first i was very uninterested in the fact that i can apparently also do farming in this game about graveyard management (bc i need carrots to pay my donkey friend for his services) but it appears all i have to do is plant seeds and then carrots happen a few days later, i dont have to like. water the plants or anything so thats fine by me i can periodically plant carrots for this guy

I ALSO FUCKIGN FIGURED OUT I *CAN* ACTUALLY TRADE IN MY BURIAL CERTIFICATES FOR MY PAYCHECK, AS WELL, THE SHOPKEEPER LIED TO ME, FUCKER DOES HAVE MONEY 

i mean maybe he didn’t at the time and i didnt understand the trading mechanic well enough to realize it,

its like skyrim where you can see how much the merchant has/they only have a limited amount of money but he DEFINITELY had enough money to pay me for my certificates and i have no idea how long he did. or why he A) told me he was broke when he wasnt, or B) never bothered to inform me when he got more money in and could afford to pay me 

this isn’t just like some random guy im trying to sell stuff to either he’s like. technically the innkeeper but also Essentially The Head Of The Village and this is supposed to be his responsibility 

anyway i cant tell if i got Temporarily Swindled or if im just stupid and didn’t understand how to sell things (GRANTED IT IS VERY CONFUSING AT FIRST) but i SWEAR he said he didn’t have the money when i met him

ALL THAT TO SAY I FINALLY HAVE MONEY :’) not a lot of it but like, Some. enough to buy seeds sometimes. 

i also get a little money from my sermons now, and im not Really sure its ok for me to be using the church donation funds to like, go buy carrot seeds so the corpse donkey will continue to bring me presents (the presents are corpses) 

like im not really using money to renovate the graveyard im mostly just crafting a bunch of shit out of like, rocks i found and trees i chopped down myself but w/e this doesnt seem like a very. well run respectable church in the first place :’) i AM trying to help out as many people as i can, for what thats worth,

i also failed my first sermon for some reason despite the fact that it was exactly the same as my second one. there doesnt seem to be anything i can Do really other than. input my. prayer. notes. or whatever it is. to summon Faith. i have no idea lmao im STARTING to get SOME of this though im doing loads better even if half of it is still mostly incomprehensible 

i rebuilt a fuckin BRIDGE!!!! its the worlds shittiest looking bridge but theres SO MUCH IRON over here so my crafting quest has become much easier 

my organs chest is coming along fabulously, as well

everything stacks except for organs i dont know why and im not sure what im going to do when i run out of space for organs considering i still have no IDEA what i can even do with these 

i dont understand the actual grave duties parts at all, i get corpses, i Can take all this stuff out of them but there’s no apparent use for any of it (im pretty sure i can sell the corpse meat if i manage to figure out how to get a forged approval stamp though lmao) it seems to lower their. quality?? or something?? and sometimes produces a “Surgical Mistake” bc my dude’s butchering skills arent that great yet but i have no IDEA what the Quality, or whatever it is, of the corpses even affects at all. removing some things seems to make it go UP for some reason but some things make it go down. my guess is im very bad at embalming and im removing all the wrong stuff and i dont have like, embalming fluid or anything so i dont really know what use it is to drain the blood out anyway except for like, Now I Have All This Blood

i guess maybe it’s messing with the quality level of my graveyard (which i do know i can improve by making nicer gravestones and stuff. that at least makes sense and I KNOW HOW TO DO IT, IMAgine) but i also don’t know what the graveyard quality affects either. my first task was to get it up to 5... uh. grave. points? but there isnt any clear indication of like, what next levels i want to be at or w/e. im at 16, whatever that means. im also running out of grave space which is definitely about to become a problem. i may have to start dumping some of these corpses into the river unless i can figure out how to unlock cremation :’   ) 

and im currently at a standstill on one of my quests because i need water to make a few things. i have a well. i can get a bucket of water from the well. but A Bucket Of Water and Water seem to be TWO DIFFERENT THINGS for some reason. im stuck bc i cant figure out how to get the water out of the bucket. im thriving 

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET A PASS TO GO INTO THE TOWN AND I GOT FUCKIGN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND DIED 

my skull friend says Something Doesn’t Want You To Go There and im just like god damn it i wanted more shops 

anyway ive now completely filled up my gross chest and i still dont know what to do with any of these. i stopped collecting things that dont stack since i dont know what to do with them anyway but its hard to resist the temptation to cut out a guy’s heart when given the option to :’ ) 

[someguy1023]

I dont know why im doing this

But fuck it because im an obsessive bitch and dont know better

The Confirmed Timeline For All This Bullshit So Far

Sometime Prior to Febuary 2018

-Heidi and Jared enter a polygamous relationship. Heidi meets and has another partner while Jared (presumably) does not. (According to messages gathered on Jared’s subreddit, it seems he had at least one other partner while he and Heidi became polygamous. Both the partner(s) and Jared indicate they had Heidi’s approval beforehand.)

Feb. 8th (i think) 2018

(yeah i know, i just cant remember when it was but it was around then and guess what i can edit this so)

-Jared gets consent with Heidi to bring Holly into their whole thing. She also consents to them having sex, if they wish. Jared and Holly proceed to take a walk together and simply talk about Jared’s feelings towards Holly.

Feb. 10 2018

-Heidi, presumably frustrated with Jared, lashes out at Holly, calling her from Jared’s phone. (personal note; it still really bugs me that she would decide to scream at Holly for no other reason than talking to her husband about being a part of something she had initially permitted. Thats entirely my opinion, and im not trying to comment on her consent, i agree that anyone in a polyamorous relationship has a right to revoke, but there was no real reason for her to take out her frustration about her husband on Holly just because they talked. i dunno.) Holly attempts to apologize, but Heidi refuses, and removes her consent. It can also be assumed that around this point, Heidi possibly ceased her relationship with her other partner, but nothing proves or denies that other than Heidi’s claims and deduction. Its not fully clear when this happened.

(During this period, between February and October, Holly and Jared only personally interact with each other during DCA. Since Heidi hasnt indicated that anything was done prior to October, this seems true. So for those who keep insisting Holly cheated on Ross, sorry but youre Wrong. Additionally, over this period of time, Heidi, seemingly out of desperation, begins to threatening Jared about destroying DCA and call Holly again...for some reason? That honestly still doesn’t add up to me. Regardless, Heidi begins to confront Jared over text messages)

Sept. 19 2018

-Ross and Holly annouce their divorce for personal reasons. (Anyone who wants to start chucking in the “It was because of Jared” bombs kindly fuck off) Ross and Holly seemingly remain friends based on their interactions with each other and insist they seperated on good terms with one another. It’s unknown whether they had divorced that same month or were just announcing it after it went through. No proof has surfaced regarding the former of latter.

Oct 2018

-Sometime after Holly had moved to Washington, she and Jared begin to see each other romantically. (Im not fully sure when this happened, someone said it was like mid to late October, but theres no real proof to back that up.)

(this is where things get complicated. according to Holly, Jared was already seperated from Heidi, while Heidi claims they officially seperated in Febuary this year. to be honest, i still dont know)

May 7th 2019 (sorta)

-Heidi posts to her Facebook, announcing her and Jared’s divorce. She also mentions that she is the one filing the divorce. (Rememeber that)

May 8th 2019

-Jared announces on Twitter that he is divorcing Heidi. He doesn’t mention the reasons, and tries to keep things neutral. Heidi “responds” sometime later.

May 13th 2019

-Jared and Heidi legally divorce. According to their file on the official Washington Court Public Records website, Jared was the one who submitted the divorce form, not Heidi. He also submits, and has approved, a Temporary Restraining Order on Heidi. Heidi, when asked about it, denies its existence. (some people have pointed out that he either did this to make it seem like he was the victim, or to prevent her from accessing his financial stuff. both are plausable, but considering that they both had already split things with each other (presumably due to a prenuptial agreement or something) the latter doesnt make a lot of sense.)

aaaand thats just about it. Thats the chronological order of this huge garbage fire i just cant see to pull myself away from because im a fucking masochist and just want to feel worse.

[circuitboardskinarc]

five times + anger

i’ll write a ‘drabble’ if you put 5 times + a word

    1

             “Are ya keepin’ tabs on me, old man?!”

       He’s been in and out of the manor for a little over a year. Sometimes he stays for a few days, or a few weeks. Sometimes he’s around once in a week, and he doesn’t call, or text, despite the short messages he receives morning and evening. Terry likes Bruce well enough. They’ve fallen into a kind of routine, even after the fiasco after Terry found out about the batcave (was he supposed to leave the bat in the clock?). He doesn’t talk about why he leaves, or what he does out there on the streets. He definitely doesn’t expect Bruce to be checking up on him. 

       There’s an ugly bruise across his face this time. His lip is split. There’s blood sliding into his eyes, on his knuckles, on his jeans. He looks ragged, like he’s been in a fight with a bat and took it on head first. He’s not on a suicide machine, he’s not trying to be stupid--but ever since he saw the suit, ever since he knew this old man was Batman something had seeped into his skin. He remembers Stitches talking about the Batman with both an old annoyance and quiet gratitude, about second chances, but also about fighting the good fight. Back then it had just been stories, and Terry never thought he would actually feel it in his blood.

       But here he is standing in the middle of the old man’s manor, fists trembling with an anger he’s not sure how to express. He’s gotten used to their routine--the one where they don’t talk about Terry’s odd absences and how he can’t seem to stay. This feels like an invasion, a over-step of these boundaries that they’ve made. 

              “I ain’t doin’ anythin’ fucked up, old man! I ain’t your kid, or whatever the fuck. Y’can’t jus’ act like I ain’t here half the time, n’then come with this shit ‘bout where m’goin’ or what m’doin’! I was jus’ tryin’ ta help people. Ain’t that what you used t’do?! Only I ain’t got no fancy fuckin’ suit n’trainin’-- m’not one o’them Jokerz!” 

       And maybe he shouldn’t be so angry, there’s no reason for it really. If he’s honest with himself, the old man looked concerned when he’d arrived. And then there’s Bruce, just telling him to clean himself up, nothing else. No response to the tirade, and there goes all of Terry’s anger.

2. 

                “McGinnis.”

      His breathing comes in harsh pants, gloved fist raised above the already bleeding face of this newest thug whose dared to earn his rage. Terry knows from the tone of voice in his ear that he’s this close--this close to passing the line from vigilante to murderer. The next time he sees Commissioner Gordon he won’t be able to look her in the eye. He’s practically vibrating with anger. There’s blood glistening on the black gauntlets, and beneath them his fists ache. The criminal is passed out on the ground of the alley, face already swelling. 

                “Get back to the cave. Now.” 

       There’s a protest on his tongue, but it dies the longer he stares at the man. The alley is silent, broken only by his still harsh breathing. Terry calls the batmobile in utter silence, still feeling the need to hurt someone, and how scary is that? He bites down on his tongue to keep any words to himself, because he’s still seeing red (and it’s not because of the lenses, or the interior of the batmobile). 

        He rips off his mask and removes his suit without a word. He doesn’t listen to Bruce, he doesn’t want to. There’s nothing that can be said this time. He’s icing his hands (puts the timer on the microwave in the kitchen because he knows the left one won’t feel as if the cold). 

                “One day your voice ain’t gonna cut it, old man. One day m’gonna slag someone and I ain’t gonna be sorry.” 

        And there’s the anger that he’d been expecting, maybe hoping for. Because Terry still needs a fight, as much as he wants to let it go. He can’t do that, because it feels like his bloodstream is toxic and if he doesn’t do something about it, he will choke and die. 

              Maybe he wants to hear that he doesn’t deserve the mantle of Batman, maybe he wants to hear that he’s fucking up, he wants to know that he’s right about himself--

        But Bruce ultimately tells him to suck it up, and to do what he knows he has to; to control his impulses. Terry doesn’t know why he bothers.

3.

              “You ain’t always right. Not everyone c’n do shit like you, Wayne. I ain’t you. I don’t got your skills, so fuck off, alright?!” 

         There were so many almosts. The city almost got blown to hell, he’d almost let a criminal escape, he almost fucked up. But Terry had ultimately done well, and he feels je deserves a little more praise than he is getting; not a lecture. It’s as if all his success has been thrown out the window, and it doesn’t matter. Terry fucked up no matter what the result. His hands are balled into tight fists and if he didn’t respect the old man so damn much, he might have actually punched that stupid glare on his face.

        Terry knew he shouldn’t feel that way, and it would likely terminate their partnership entirely, but he isn’t above doing it either. He’s not a good kid. He hasn’t been a good kid since he stabbed some adult in the throat and ran off covered in blood. It doesn’t matter that they had attacked him first. It’s that memory he always thinks of when he gets like this, or when he’s out on patrol, or when he’s screwed up so bad Bruce looks like he’s ready to tell him to get out. 

        He thinks thats where all this anger really comes from: the fear that sooner or later he’s about to be rejected. The years can pass, and he still thinks that one day Bruce will tell him he’s a failure. This time it’s just a lecture; one telling him that he can’t rely on almosts, that doesn’t he realize next time he might not be able to do what he has to?

              “Jus’ say it! Tell me I ain’t cut for this! Tell me ya don’t think I c’n do this, an’ that I should jus’ give up right now. Cause let’s face it, Wayne, I ain’t no fuckin’ genius an’ I sure ain’t ever gonna be. Ya want someone else, but you’re stuck with me.”

4.

              “Glad you’re alright.” 

        His tone is barely restrained anger, but it’s not directed toward Bruce. It’s a helpless kind of anger, that settles in his chest and makes it hard to breathe. He gets through it anyway. He can’t afford to panic over something like this. The old man is fine, and he’ll be fine so long as nothing like this happens again. THIS being one of their rogues actually getting their hands on Wayne. Terry suddenly understands what Bruce was getting at last time about ‘almosts’ and needing to be better. He thought he understood before. He hadn’t. 

       Terry wants something to hit. He wants to slam hiss fists into the walls until his knuckles are bruised and bleeding, but he stays still, sat in the chair beside the hospital bed. The doctors said he would be fine, and that’s a relief. Terry brushes a hand through his hair. 

                “M’just s’fuckin’ pissed. This wouldn’a happened f’I was ‘round the manor n’hadn’t gone no where. ...I’ll try not t’head out as much, alright? This gotta be my fault. Someone must’a realized all my comin’ n’goin’ and figured out, or somethin....”

       He’s rambling. Terry’s trying to control himself, but if the jumping of his knee is any indication, he can’t. He’s so angry, and there’s no direction for it--only himself. He has to do something. Maybe--

               “I gotta go. I’ll...I’ll be back when y’get released n’whatever...”

               “Terry. It’s not your fault.”

5. 

           “The fuck ya mean I can’t--”

      He swallows the words because he knows the answer to the question he’s about to ask. He’s twenty years old. Four years after he took up the mantle as Batman, six years since he met Bruce Wayne and made the manor his playground. He’s not angry about the revelation, quite the opposite. He doesn’t really care. Bruce hadn’t done this, it was someone else, and Terry wants to know why.

       He noticed a long time ago that the deaths of his parents lined up too perfectly with the deaths of Wayne’s. It never seemed relevant then, but now, knowing what he does--that Bruce Wayne is his biological father--it’s too much of a coincidence. He needs to know why, but he knows even before he does anything that this may not turn out well. Everything inside him is screaming for retribution, for revenge, for something ugly and vicious and cruel. Terry wants to find out who ruined his life and ruin theres.

          “If ya know who did it--If you fucking know, Bruce, you have to tell me.” 

           “No.”

           “Whoever it was killed my fuckin’ parents, Bruce. They ruined my life. I thought you’d understand that.”

           “I do. But until I’m sure you aren’t going to do something you will regret, I won’t tell you anything.”

       Terry grit his teeth, shut his eyes and sucked in a breath that felt like fire in his lungs. 

           “Go t’hell.”

[vidoxi]

just finished mystic messenger and i just wanna write down my thoughts. major spoiler warning + i-might-talk-shit-about-your-fav warning. if you want to discuss with me any of the points i bring up here, go for it.

Jaehee “No Homo” Kang

so when i first heard that her route was just a friendship route i was hella disappointed and thought that sounded like a total bullshit cop out, but after playing it i feel a little differently. i think it makes sense for jaehee’s character and narrative that she would value a friend over a relationship at that point in her life, but also its pretty clearly said that she does have romantic feelings for you but she needs time to process them, which is especially understandable since you can infer that before she met you she thought she was straight and also she’s catholic. her after ending was the perfect time for her to confess or for there to be the implication that you two are in a relationship, but instead it’s the only after ending where we DONT get to see interaction between you and your partner, which is a bullshit cop out. i do like that in the christmas DLC things got a little more romantic but i’m still wanting more. jaehee and the fans deserve what the male characters get, a CG of a kiss on the lips and a confession of romantic love. i hope that if more DLC gets released, cheritz will push the envelope a little a lot more. but i have heard that korea is still really conservative and for all i know making it more explicit could be illegal so i might be being unnecessarily harsh there lol;;

about her actual route though... it was good. nothing really exciting happened. it was definitely the chillest route i thought, but it was really sweet and she’s absolutely adorable and it warmed me to her a lot. her bad ending 1 (the one where you end up with zen) is so depressing, fucking hell. it feels like you betray her. it’s so ugly. ;_; i never want to do that ending and i’m glad there isnt a unique CG to tempt me into it either. her bad ending 2 (where you push her to work so hard that she ends up in the hospital) is pretty terrible too. after ending was hella cute though, i love the thought of mc and jaehee having their little coffee shop together and jaehee getting to actually work on something she’s interested in and being with her “best friend” all the time. oh and yoosung becoming jumin’s new assistant was interesting and i need me some fics, u feel?

something i also feel a little robbed about is that jaehee never blew up at jumin. she drags yoosung like theres no tomorrow and you just know she could say some venomous shit about jumin so i was hoping there’d be a big confrontation between them where she gets a dramatic The Reason You Suck-type speech but there wasnt really a moment like that.

however, seeing jumin all bitter about it at the end was a little gratifying (sorry jumin)

i love their emojis and you cant stop me from using them

also on this route where 707 has yoosung hunting for the LOLOL expansion pack (how is this boy so naive? im worried) and he finds a buried picture of rika’s dog sally instead, i at first thought that he had dug up sally’s corpse and i was like “wtf the fuck seven”

also wtf @ v saying he has terminal cancer. this is presumably a lie, right? before reading the secret endings i thought he was going to commit suicide but now im thinking that (seriously if you havent played the whole game you need to stop reading this rn) maybe he knew that rika was going to dispose of him soon and he didnt want jumin to investigate his disappearance? iirc yoosung’s good ending is the only one that he’s present in, so is it meant to be assumed that he’s killed off camera in every route possibly?

everyone else under the cut

Zen

the worst tbh. i dont like saying it but there it is. possibly this depends on who you are as a person but to me it didnt really feel like MC and zen had much chemistry except during that scene where youre on his roof together. most of your interactions are just you praising him and fellating his already huge ego. and jaehee was exceptionally annoying with all her “muh zens reputation” shit and feeling like i was taking zen from her was really awkward and unpleasant because it does seem like she has repressed feelings for him. fuck and the whole story with echo girl was super predictable and generic and feels like something i’ve seen 100 times before and probably have. my overall feeling about this route can be summed up by this emoji.

i feel like it could have been improved by either removing the echo girl stuff or at least putting an interesting spin on it. i think they should have made zens’ childhood abuse and family problems and maybe his past as a gang member as well an actual conflict instead of it just being a thing of happenstance. it’s an interesting backstory that as far as i can recall didnt end up having an impact on the current day situation. it would have been interesting if he had some sort of emotional issue you had to help him through like jumin, like secret crippling insecurities due to his family telling him for years that he’s ugly and inadequate, and thats why he tries so hard to be perfect so that people will give him the love his parents didnt. also his elementary school teacher was implied to be a pedophile(??? i dont remember what was actually said in the conversation i just remember the pedo-vibes) so they could have made him a CSA survivor but maybe thats too dark even for mysme lol.

also his bad ending 1 confuses me. the first time i saw it it felt really rapey but rewatching it now, MC does seem to consent but its after being cold and refuting his advances so it seems really weird. MC seemed genuinely disinterested, but i guess she was just playing games, testing him to see what he’d do? since theyre in a relationship a year later. and his bad ending 3 (the one where youre both kidnapped by saeran) is pretty bizarre lol.

so yeah this is the weakest route imo. maybe its different for people who are zen fangirls but i personally felt like i was being super fake the whole route, which was especially jarring coming off of yoosung’s route where the dialogue choices felt very organic to me. also his responses to mean things arent even interesting lol so thats frustrating too. and this route felt weirdly short. all the others felt like 11 days but this one felt more like 5? and when i missed chats on this route i just let it go most of the time instead of spending hourglasses. i wasnt feeling it, mr krabs. by far the best part of his route for me was the relationship development between zen and jumin.

now that ive spent 4 paragraphs just complaining you probably think that i dont like zen but actually i think he’s is a fantastic supporting character and i do like him a lot. that picture of him sneezing was my phone wallpaper for quite a while lol.

Jumin

me at the beginning: i fucking hate jumin han. fuck him. fuck his cat. i hate this type of asshole love interest.

me after zens route: i guess he has some hidden depths... i’m curious...

me after jumins route: *loves jumin han so much i cant breathe*

this guy... this cat man...... where to start? i’ve had a while to think about this route and i’m still not totally sure how i feel. “i feel complicated” is a term i’m going to start using because its just too handy for situations like this.

i guess i dont like that to get the good end you had to be passive and compliant and act like you were walking on eggshells. your relationship with him is undeniably a little scary and abusive. i think jumin needs more in his life than just you. but mysme is an otome game so of course youre the one that “fixes” him but thinking about it more realistically its worrying and jumin should be in therapy cuz the dude undeniably has some issues.

winning his heart by being understanding and with gradual, slow-growing trust was pretty touching. something i really appreciate was him opening up and his true self actually being hard to accept sometimes, instead of whats expected which is “oh youre secretly a perfect, beautiful soul”.

i do really wish they would have opened him up further though. there isnt ever a point where he completely loses control of his emotions. not to be gross but i’d do anything to see him crying, honestly.

i hope people are joking when they say that his bad end (you know the one i mean) is a good end. just because its hot doesnt mean that its good lol. its actually really tragic and shows the deterioration of his mental state and how he’s just accepted that he’s a fucked up/defective person.

“I was worried that the loneliness inside me would pile up and explode some day.” FUCK. dont do this to me jumin. ;_; this line is heart breaking.

something thats kind of interesting and worth noting maybe is that even though the other rfa members arent privy to the VNMs and you can give them little indication that he’s acting so worryingly theyre all still alarmed and concerned and thinks that jumin is going to hold you hostage/abuse you, which makes me wonder if youre meant to infer from that that theyve noticed red flags in his personality that he’s potentially kinda crazy.

and man, zen is always complaining about how jumin seems to have no emotions, but jumin finally opens up about his feelings and zen calls you laughing hysterically about how pathetic he is for being emotional. i was kinda hurt on jumin’s behalf during that call lol. he is so supportive to zen on zen’s route. just... shut the fuck up you albino freak. dont make me whip out yoosung’s “hyung, what’s wrong with you?” emoji. i wont hesitate, bitch.

there. you asked for it. feel those judging purple oblongs pierce your soul.

man, just reading the dialogue options that treat him like a psycho make me cringe. usually i’m tempted by mean dialogue options but not this time. i want to protect jumin han. ;_; i want to untangle his threads. i dont want him to feel like a mutant ever again. i want to love and accept him. i am now the president of the jumin han protection squad. jumin han did nothing wrong. shameless jumin apologist. that’s me. no but seriously he did a lot wrong and is pretty morally grey but thats one of the reasons that i love him. if you love jumin for pure reasons (that arent just “daddy~”) then youre automatically my friend and i love and appreciate you.

just to love on him for a minute: he is so damn funny, for real. he’s such a sass master, its great. him being terrible with technology is funny. his social awkwardness is funny. his shitty jokes are funny because theyre not funny. he should be the poster child for gap moe cuz goddamn. he’s such a ham. an absolute goofball dressed as a billionaire CEO, and i dont think he even knows it.

also every time elizabeth meows i fucking lol. its literally just a woman saying “meow”. every time jumin says “elizabeth is just a cat, she’s not human” i’m like “ARE YOU SURE?”

Yoosung

this is the first route i got and i assumed that i had already peaked at the beginning and no one was ever going to top yoosung for me, and that assumption was correct. i love this boy. do you hear me? i love him. “perfect” has seven letters in it. “yoosung” has seven letters in it. coincidence? i dont think so. i have feeeeeeelings over this character. he is so darling. i just adore him. i’ve opened the app many times just to look at his album. his voice is like a choir of angels. i have so many screenshots of conversations with him on my phone. he is so selfless and caring and adorable and kinky and pure and i want him to be real so i can marry him irl.

i’m not even sure how to give a critique on his route because i feel so emotionally close to the situation lol. i was very, very invested. ah. gosh. this boy. his good ending is absolutely beautiful. you know youre playing a weird otome game when the good ending has your boyfriend tortured and disfigured. he really earned his happy ending, not quite as much as seven but its up there.

i really love how for better or worse, this boy is like putty in your hands to be molded and what you say to him effects him so deeply in a way that doesnt quite get as extreme as with the other characters. obviously your words majorly influence the other characters but i feel never to the extent where theyre hanging on to every little thing youre saying like yoosung does. which makes sense because he’s young and impressionable and doesnt know what to do with himself and he says he wants to be controlled lol.

MAN, speaking of that, i love his bad ending 3 so much. it’s so twisted that he’s technically getting what he wants in a lot of ways. he’s a masochist that loves the idea of being kept as a pet and controlled, and he gets all that and more with saeran. that ending is so fucking hot, slkdfljsf. i might write a fic. i have a couple ideas.

oh shit, using that seven gif just reminded me. there’s a chat thats on the first few days of common route that ive always participated in before, but when you dont participate in it and yoosung has time to ramble, it gets really kinky. he says “i wonder what it would feel like to be locked up? just a bit.... curious lolol” which i think is what he says when youre in the chat too BUT THEN HE STARTS GETTING OFF ON THE IDEA OF SEVEN BEING LOCKED UP TOO. “Imagine the super smart Seven all flustered. and not knowing what to do.” AND I’M JUST LIKE BOIIII;;; HOW YOU GONNA JUST TALK ABOUT THAT IN FRONT OF ZEN AND JAEHEE LIKE ITS NOTHING? if he would take the obvious hints that seven hits on him he’d probably be willing to roleplay that scenario. 707 strikes me as a fetish friendly person lolol.

ummm... well, to get back back on track, ahem.... him confusing you with rika was creepy and interesting and they didnt take it far enough. even on the yandere bad ending he’s still fully aware that you arent rika. it seemed like it was building towards him having some kind of psychosis where if you feed into his desire for you to be rika he’ll really think youre rika but that doesnt happen so theres no real pay off, and he doesnt have time to do anything yandere-y to you before the bomb goes off so i found that ending to be pretty disappointing and unsatisfying. it felt like someone waving a delicious cake in front of my face but only giving me a crumb of it in the end, do you know what i mean? aaa. maybe i can find a fic that runs with the ideas set up here. when youre desperate, turn to fanfiction lol.

speaking of disappointments, i’m not over the last line of his good ending being “youre not rika, are you?” like... at this point we’re past this arent we omg stoppp. this line is a blight on my happiness. fuck rika and fuck whoever thought that was a good last line.

i noticed that yoosung is the only rfa member including v and rika that doesnt have childhood trauma. his trauma all happened recently. i think that lends to him being the most fragile and child-like character. the other rfa members are so strong because their pasts molded them that way, but yoosung has no such constitution and rika’s death is undoubtedly the worst thing thats ever happened to him.

something thats been on my mind concerning bad ending 3: does rika know that saeran is torturing yoosung? saeran must know that yoosung is his savior’s cousin because he’s hacked the chat and presumably has read messages where yoosung mentions being her cousin, correct? therefor wouldnt that make him hesitant to harm him? i think rika must have consented to yoosung being tortured then. maybe his ultimate fate at the end of bad end 3 is that he’ll be brainwashed and become part of mint eye.

man he’s such a bad judge of character lol. he hero worships rika, loves echo girl, thinks that jumin isnt potentially dangerous, and even you can fall into this category if you choose to play it that way. the one person he really dislikes is v, and v has nothing but the rfa’s best interests at heart lol.

something i love about him is how quick he is to call everyone out on their shit. like, his finger is always on the “whats wrong with you? :>” emoji, just waiting for someone to say something he doesnt approve of lolol. he’s so empathetic and naive but he still has such a strong sense of right and wrong and isnt afraid of standing up to his older friends and i think thats great.

ahh. this boy. he might be ranked #2 on LOLOL but he’s ranked #1 in my heart.

707

before playing his route i thought seven was an obnoxious tryhard and that jumin was way funnier, and after playing his route i still think that he’s an obnoxious tryhard and that jumin is way funnier.

HOWEVER.

however. i can definitely see why he’s the most popular character. that hot and cold drama, i-cant-be-with-you-because-it’d-put-you-in-danger, dark childhood backstory, sad clown type shit is a recipe for a lot of fans to be in love with you. he personally doesnt make my kokoro go doki doki like i kind of expected because of the fan response but i do really like him as a character.

he’s similar to zen in the beginning in that you have to constantly stroke his ego and i was like uuuuggghhghghghghg nooooo. “god seven” kill me lol. at least that only lasts for the first few days though.

i liked his bad end 2 where youre really sexually forward with him and he keeps snubbing you until you just snap and push him down lol. (“why arent you pushing me away?” “...i dont know. the floor is comfy.”) seeing him finally just give in and be hedonistic and decide to run away with you was nice. god i want fanfics based on like every bad end, theyre just so interesting

the chat where he tells yoosung that their friendship doesnt matter was paaaainful. also that part on day 10 when youre leaving mint eye and he says horrible shit to v. what was it, “if this is what youre really like i can see why rika blinded you”? like... goddamn, dude. i would never want seven mad at me lol.

one of the moments on this route that got me the most was in the flashback when saeran is being brainwashed and is speaking of or thinking about seven and says something like “please come back. we dont even have to be happy. just as long as we’re together i can endure anything” and then he’s crying about how he misses him and.... augh... *clutches at chest like the heart attack guy meme* i want to give saeran 52 hugs and a box of cupcakes and a puppy. i want to adopt him even though he’s older than me and be his mom. saeran.... saeran...... ;_;

THE ZEN AND YOOSUNG DRUNK PHONE CALL AT THE END OF DAY 10 IS THE BEST FUCKING PHONE CALL IN THE GAME. i called yoosung again after they hang up and he answers and its so great too. i need fanfiction R I G H T N O W about that night. nsfw or sfw, i just need more drunk yoosung antics and zen trying to handle him. oh and if you also call seven at this time he picks up and its really sweet and i think it should have been an incoming call so more people would hear it. the fact that the first time he tells you he loves you is in an optional phone call kinda sucks.

oh fuck his fucking after ending. at first where mc and saeyoung are in bed and talking about going to rescue saeran i was like “GDI CHERTIZ” thinking they were going to leave it open ended, and then in the chat where saeran joins in i fucking s c re a med i was so happy and relieved omfg. seeing the rfa being so inclusive and nice to him warmed my fucking heart. and when they asked him if he has the same taste as saeyoung and he says “ive never been interested in women” and zen is like “oh? where is jumin lololol” i fucking died. i can see now why ive been seeing yoosung/saeran shipping stuff and its romantic and not the abusive stuff based off of yoosung’s bad end 3 like i was expecting. but of course it turns out to be a fucking dream and ruins everything. the second that creepy music box music started playing i was like “fuck you cheritz”.

707′s voice actor in the free talk part is great. saying all these cheesy romantic lines makes him want to “rub sandpaper all over my skin” lmao. and he hopes that it becomes a series with new titles like “Strange Messenger and Thankful Messenger”? fuck yes mate, fuck yes.

does seven not actually open a toy store? :c i kind of want this to be an actual thing. its a good fit for him. maybe the fact that he dreamt about it means that it’s something he’d been thinking about.

oh and BI THE WAY, SEVEN IS BISEXUAL. this makes me so happy. bi visibility is so important to me and the fact that he’s the face of the game, the fan favorite, the canon route, etc, is so delicious. thank you cheritz.

on the subject of the secret endings.... man. i knew it was going to be crazy but i still wasnt prepared. these were a trip and a half and genuinely had me feeling shook up emotionally. if there’s ever a time in my life when i’m too happy i’ll just think about v. definitely the most tragic character in the story. he’s not an angel and he’s pretty much culpable for his own suffering but he did not deserve that.

something of note is that jumin was in love with rika but after learning what she did to v, he has such a grudge against her that he wants her arrested even when she’s completely lost her mind and he even thinks about chasing her down to alaska. he loves v so, so much, augh. it hurts. i’m in pain.

it’s pretty fucked up that jumin (and yoosung and zen and the rest of the world) are still being lied to about v’s “suicide”. jumin spent a lot of money and went to a lot of trouble to get help for saeran, who is his best friend’s murderer and he just doesnt know it.

the fact that yoosung in particular never knows the truth about the cult and drugs and brainwashing and everything is a good thing though. just seeing his hero come back from the dead and be reduced to someone so mentally ill that she cant communicate and needs 24/7 care would be extremely distressing and i imagine would worsen his depression. knowing the truth would be too much i think.

i think this game fucked up v and rika’s VA’s too because both of their free talks quickly derail into too-serious territory. v is like “i once hurt my wife so badly and the guilt was unbearable” and rika is like “im going to die some day and i have no idea when...” and im sitting there like “i need a fucking hug, oh my god”

it’s amazing how quickly the secret endings shot saeran up to being one of my favorite characters. he’s so good. ;_;

okay but what was mint eye’s plan? i know they wanted to end the world’s suffering but like, how exactly? through brainwashing + drugs? rika could clearly see that saeran was miserable though, couldnt she? also some of the things saeran said made me feel like they were going to do some sort of ritual group suicide or something. maybe thats how everyone is going to be happy. and the doctor says that saeran was on peyote, shrooms, AND meth? god damn, what a cocktail lmao rika doesnt fuck around.

i love rika. she’s thoroughly disturbing and a sickening person and i can see why she’s so hated now in the fandom but even she is deserving of sympathy (abused adopted child with severe mental illness) and also has good qualities (high emotional and social intelligence, genuinely sweet, and extremely empathetic). one of my favorite villains from anything in recent memory. she’s terrifying and i absolutely love her.

we never learn her real name, which i thought was intriguing. i get the feeling that she’s meant to be mysterious and unknowable, even with all her power stripped from her as it is at the end.

im so happy that the game ended on a hopeful note, with saeran seeming like he's starting to recover and he's either grown out his hair or dyed it back. he still has literal mint eyes though, which makes me wonder if theyre not contacts like i was thinking and are actually some permanent body mod he had done. he got a tattoo of the mint eye logo, so i wouldnt be surprised if that was the case.

stray thoughts (this part is super disjointed and im just saying things as i think of them)

with the exception of 707 (if you count the secret endings as being part of his route), sometimes i get the feeling of these characters being like big fish in a small pond. mysme is already head and shoulders above what i thought a mobile game could ever be, but that doesnt change that i still feel hungry for something more. i want to see this cast in more situations, under different circumstances. they all feel like fleshed out characters full of potential that are just waiting for something more and bigger to do, like maybe something thats not restricted by being a mobile otome game. but maybe thats one for the fic writers, i dont know. maybe cheritz could work them into another project somehow since mysme got so popular.

i love that the characters have actual flaws. all of them have unattractive qualities that really make them seem human. and all of their relationships with each other are entertaining too. they are all multi-faceted and interesting and i really do adore this cast.

so 707 is the canon route but i hate the thought of any of them being canon because that means the others arent canon. all of them needed you. i want a harem route. give me all of them at the same time.

i feel a spiritual connection with vanderwood. he just constantly looks so done. his gender confused the hell out of me at first. i thought maybe he was a trans woman at first because of the hair and name but then he responds to seven referring to him as a woman with things like “i’m going to taze you”, so i was like “okay, he’s just a dude with a girls name and haircut for some reason” but then seven tripped me up again with the fact that even when the scene is really serious and seven isnt in a joking around mood, he still refers to him with female pronouns. but i guess this could be explained as this is just what seven’s used to. @aouba brought up a really good headcanon that i believe actually is canon because it makes too much sense which is that “mary vanderwood” is just the identity that he’s assuming at the moment, like saeyoung being “707″. its even noted by one of the other RFA members (yoosung?) that the name is weird and sounds fake.

i’m never more thankful to be a pale girl with long brown hair and bangs than when i’m playing this game lol

also i love this game because it feeds into my pathological need to help people without me actually having to do anything lolol

is it just me or do the full portraits of the characters look weird? like when you look at them on the wiki and you can see their legs. i cant tell if it looks bizarre because you just never see their legs in the game or if their legs are drawn weird or both lol.

i love the character designs. 707 in particular is very nicely put together and distinctive. and i love how angelic rika looks. that one taylor swift song thats like “darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream” is totally her theme song.

... okay now that im listening to that song it really does fit rika a lot.

oh and Take Me To Church is def v’s song for rika.

the two guests i was unable to get throughout all the routes is @god and @star. star’s is just so counter-intuitive and god’s seemed like such a crapshoot that with two chances for both i made the same mistake on their first email both times lol.

it surprises me that religion is mentioned so frequently and openly. maybe its not as big of a deal in korea or something? i’m thinking thats the case since two of the VAs mention their religion in their free talk (i forget who but one said they were an atheist and another said they were christian). it just seems like an oddly serious and potentially alienating topic to bring up in a dating sim. also jumin and yoosung are so inconsistent with what they believe. jumin says that he’s christian on one route and then firmly says that there’s no god on another. yoosung says he doesnt believe in god multiple times and that he has no interest in having any religion but he also talks about praying and refers to rika as being “up there” and watching over the rfa. i think zen is actually the only character that doesnt ever say where he aligns.

was anyone else suspecting that rika was the one that blinded the dog, sally? i’m glad that turned out to not be the case.

i love the voice acting so much. i think quality of voice acting is sometimes harder to discern when its not a language you speak, but the quality of the voice acting here shines even to my english-only ears. yoosung’s voice is straight up one of my favorite sounds, 707 has an impressive range and is overall just always entertaining to listen to, i love the way zen’s VA delivers his lines when zen is surprised and his howls lol (which were apparently ad-libbed by his VA), jaehee’s voice sounds so sweet and lovely, and jumin is so very... jumin-y and nice and relaxing to listen to.

zen and the twins were so fucking cute in the flashbacks i want to scream. i know we get to see yoosung as a teenager but im not satisfied and i want to see jumin and jaehee as little children so bad too, augh.

rika and yoosung are the only two characters that get the creepy ass yandere eyes where their eyes get all dull and flat when theyre being crazy.

i never cried but i got pretty close on yoosung’s good end and during the secret endings. i still feel shook from the secret endings lol.

why are there still bad end relationship endings for 707 and zen and jumin that no one has found? its almost february of 2017. its surprising considering the games popularity and how long its been out. is datamining not a thing with mobile games? or does the fandom not have anyone who knows how to datamine, or what?

ships im particularly interested in: jumin/v, jumin/zen, jumin/yoosung, yoosung/seven, yoosung/jaehee, yoosung/zen, yoosung/saeran, seven/saeran because i have no shame, mc/everyone, like literally just every ship tbh because i love every character hnnng

i had no idea that buying the christmas DLC gets you another free talk with the VAs. yoosung’s VA is so cute. “please get your flu shots if you havent already”.

not sure what to do now. i definitely want to replay yoosung. and i want to hunt for all the CGs and phone calls too, but i dont want to spend $20 on the calling cards lol. would buying them even be a better deal than just spending the same money on hourglasses? $26 gets you 1000 hourglasses which is more than you’d ever need, right? it seems like the better deal, unless youre not using a phone call guide for some reason and want to try to just discover them all on your own.

i’m super excited for more DLC. i definitely think there will be more because when you open the DLC folder, the christmas DLC is shoved off to the left, making room for at least one more. also just the nature of it being a DLC folder and not a direct button to the christmas DLC.

... i guess thats all i have to say lol;;; bless cheritz. this game is fantastic and has consumed my life and ruined my sleep for the past almost three months and i had so much fun and i hope they get even more ambitious with their future projects.

[blookmallow]

more desert nightmares 

come on dont tell me you’re afraid of the dark 

i got attacked by leeches and alan was helping remove them and then jake just fuckin bursts in here like ‘ok anyway ill handle this now’ get the Fuck out no one asked you 

dont eVEN think about it, fucko 

ok then go sleep in your own goddamn room. or in the hallway outside. or in one of the many abandoned houses. i dont care what you do just get out of here 

NOT REALLY BUT THEN AGAIN NEITHER DO YOU I DONT FUCKING KNOW EITHER OF YOU I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE A DAY 

this was a nightmare and appears not to have really happened but if you’re having recurring nightmares about this dude losing it and claiming possession of you thats probably a sign something’s wrong 

thanks 

oh

,,,hm 

...i see

every horror protagonist: whaTS THAt.....RED LIQUID ? ? ?? ??? ? C OU LD IT BE........ b L O O  D ? ? ??  ???? ??? ? ?

nice

i mean oh no, how horrible 

why were you in the police station 

i mean mostly im just glad you’re not jake but 

NOBODY CARES, JAKE 

damn. ok nightmare jake is starting to get really murdery and yet sandra Still Keeps Trusting Him 

i mean obviously dreams arent reality but if i Kept getting recurring nightmares about a dude who’s been acting really fucking weird around me/acting like he’s my boyfriend and/or Savior after knowing me for two seconds that would be a huge red flag 

also if you go back in the shop after you steal a flashlight the shop keeper straight up murders you so uh. don’t do that 

[lee voice] im done diggin up dead dogs for the day im done diggin up dead dogs f 

y’know i think my FAVORITE thing is how most of these keys give you no indication whatsoever for which of the 9,000 locked doors it might possibly go to. i just absolutely love checking every single door in the entire town until i finally figure out which one i can access now, it really sets this game apart, i think, really groundbreaking gameplay mechanics. i just wish there were a couple thousand more doors around, y’know? like, ideally I’d like to spend two hours minimum searching for the right door. that’s the kind of exciting, engaging gameplay i really want to see 

anyway i killed a man with a shelf today

or not, i think he actually wasnt dead but whatever 

also i get sound file errors occasionally when something spooky happens so theres probably some kind of horrible monster noise im being spared from listening to lmao 

its infrequent enough that i dont really care, most of the sound works 

i cannot help you, young one. you must help yourself. ill come explain what to do tomorrow though. so sorry i cant help you 

sandra its just some skeletons c’mon they’re not even, like, undead or anything